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Trophies

  1. 0

    Trophy Whore

    Make a blatant attempt to whore a trophy. Worth 0 points because I can't set a negative value.

  2. 1

    First Message

    Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.

  3. 1

    The Morning After

    Make a post while drunk and then regret it the next morning

  4. 1

    AAAHHH! Kill it!

    Found a bug in VintagePC's Code

  5. 1

    Contest Achievement: 5 Posts

    You have earned an extra entry to the giveaway for making your 5th post!

  6. 1

    Contest Achievement: 15 Posts

    You have earned an extra entry for making 15 posts!

  7. 1

    Contest Achievement: 25 Posts

    You have earned an extra entry for making your 25th post!

  8. 1

    Contest Achievement: 35 Posts

    You have earned an extra entry for making your 35th post!

  9. 1

    Contest Achievement: 45 Posts

    You have earned an extra entry for making your 45th post!

  10. 1

    Contest Achievement: Steam Account Associated

    You have earned 1 entry for associating your Vault F4 Account with Steam.

  11. 1

    Contest Achievement: You Own TF2!

    You have earned an extra entry for owning TF2 on Steam. Which happens to be one of the games we have servers for! Go play on our servers to earn 1 extra entry for every hour you play on our servers!

  12. 1

    WTF???!

    Find a problem with the site that confuses even VintagePC

  13. 1

    Just in case...

    Apologize pre-emptively for something you may or may not have said or ranted about while drunk. You know. Just in case.

  14. 1

    On the watch list...

    Have a staff member threaten to tell your GF/BF/SO if you misbehave

  15. 1

    Ignorance is Bliss

    Reply to something while not being aware of the full context of the situation.

  16. 1

    Milk Everywhere

    Have the content of your post result in a spit-take (and possibly owing someone a new monitor)

  17. 2

    Somebody Likes You

    Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!

  18. 5

    Keeps Coming Back

    30 messages posted. You must like it here!

  19. 5

    Happy Birthday!

    Its your birthday. Here is a trophy!

  20. 5

    I own Team Fortress 2!

    I Own Team Fortress 2.

  21. 5

    Staying Neutral

    You have received a lot of neutral rated posts.

  22. 5

    I Own Left4Dead2!

  23. 5

    With A Bro(ny) Like You..

    Pony poster!!!

  24. 10

    Can't Stop!

    You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!

  25. 10

    I Like It a Lot

    Your messages have been liked 25 times.

  26. 10

    I Support Vault F4

    Awarded the first time you become a supporter.

  27. 10

    Very Positive

    Awarded upon receiving many positive ratings.

  28. 10

    Is Associated

    User has associated with Steam!

  29. 10

    I own DOTA2

    I purchased DOTA 2 on Steam!

  30. 10

    3 Month Anniversary!

    Been registered for 3 months!

  31. 10

    Associated With Facebook

    Associated Account With Facebook

  32. 15

    Seriously Likeable!

    Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.

  33. 15

    6 Month Anniversary!

  34. 20

    Addicted

    1,000 messages? Impressive!

  35. 20

    Can't Get Enough of Your Stuff

    Your content has been liked 250 times.

  36. 20

    Social Butterfly

    User keeps posting and posting.

  37. 20

    12 Month Anniversary!

    Sorry this is the last one but you have been registered 12 months!

  38. 30

    I LOVE IT!

    Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.

  39. 50

    OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!

    You have achieved over 9000 posts...Seriously 9000? Do you have a life?