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Apr 23, 2016 9:32 AM - Statboy: so it's Velveeta's birthday the day after Cheese's? I bet that had to suck growing up, most parents would clump their birthdays together and make them celebrate on the same day
Apr 23, 2016 2:49 PM - Reechard: The other question would be: what happens in August that gets their parents in the mood?
Apr 23, 2016 2:53 PM - Hexalan: the older kids go back to school and the parents can shag in peace?
Apr 23, 2016 2:57 PM - VintagePC: dad's birthday?
Apr 23, 2016 2:57 PM - VintagePC: also wtf... I go to google search for a stock photo of a microchip
Apr 23, 2016 2:58 PM - VintagePC: type "micro' and the first google suggestion is "micropenis'
Apr 23, 2016 2:58 PM - VintagePC: GG 'murica
Apr 23, 2016 3:00 PM - VintagePC: you win at internet
Apr 23, 2016 3:05 PM - Statboy: I blame the gays for that one
Apr 23, 2016 3:25 PM - Statboy: that was a joke, but now i'm curious, is that some kind of weird gay thing. Like the way some straights are chubby chasers
Apr 23, 2016 3:44 PM - VintagePC: maybe it's the google search equivalent of clickbait
Apr 23, 2016 3:44 PM - VintagePC: you know you really shouldn't try that term
Apr 23, 2016 3:45 PM - VintagePC: but some part of people is curious enough to want to find out what results come up
Apr 23, 2016 3:47 PM - VintagePC: (and instantly regrets it...)
Apr 23, 2016 5:07 PM - theLumberJack: my birthday is in august
Apr 23, 2016 5:11 PM - VintagePC: no LJ, cheese's parents did not give him to you as a birthday present.
Apr 23, 2016 5:31 PM - theLumberJack: :(
Apr 23, 2016 5:47 PM - Statboy: I'm at exactly 500 forum post's, i kinda don't want to do anymore...
Apr 23, 2016 5:48 PM - theLumberJack: That's how I felt at 69 posts
Apr 23, 2016 7:34 PM - VintagePC: 3287 and not stopping anytime soon :p
Apr 23, 2016 9:05 PM - English: 963
Apr 23, 2016 9:35 PM - VaultBot: i've found a few things. should be back in time for reechard to be the one most will think of it as a phone
Apr 23, 2016 9:35 PM - LavaRed: 1592? Damn I'm slacking
Apr 23, 2016 9:59 PM - VintagePC: do you even lift
 
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:37 AM - VaultBot: but there are a few standards
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:37 AM - Reechard: hahaha stat I'm at exactly 1000
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:37 AM - Reechard: time to quit
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:42 AM - VintagePC: soo.... IIRc we get an ability point for L6... both my DEX and CON are odd. I'm thinking CON is the better place to put it?
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:43 AM - VintagePC: errr... I meant DEX, for the AC buff
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:46 AM - English: narp. you get it at 4,8,12,16,20
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:47 AM - English: and unless you have a ridiculously high AC, or need DEX to hit, i would put it in CON
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:48 AM - English: pathfinder makes it so unless you absolutely specialize in AC, there is no point going half-assed into AC
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:48 AM - English: because pretty soon you will have encounters that constantly hit at +15 or higher
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:48 AM - English: and it isn't too terribly easy to get ACs higher than 25
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:52 AM - VintagePC: sigh
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:53 AM - theLumberJack: yeah it's more reliable to just tank the damage with con
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:53 AM - VintagePC: ... I give up trying to understand what to do every level
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:53 AM - theLumberJack: and you get hitpoints for all your levels when your con mod goes up
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:53 AM - VintagePC: I'm resigning myself to just asking HURRR WUT NU?
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:54 AM - VintagePC: true dat
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:54 AM - VintagePC: not that it matters right now anyway
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:54 AM - theLumberJack: of course it does
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:54 AM - theLumberJack: ive been planning what to do at level 7 since level 5
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:55 AM - VintagePC: yes, but you have an explicit goal besides "ORC SMASH"
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:56 AM - VintagePC: half hit + con, HP, amirite?
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:56 AM - theLumberJack: yeah thats wat stat said we could do
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:57 AM - theLumberJack: and orc smash is a very clear goal
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:57 AM - theLumberJack: If I take butterfly sting at level 7 i can defer my critical hits to my next ally that hits a target
Apr 24, 2016 at 9:58 AM - VintagePC: yes, but it's a relatively broad path, not something specific like "uber 1-hit-kill-flaming-orb-inferno mage"
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:00 AM - VintagePC: now I need to go figure out this two attack stuff and get my macros sorted
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:02 AM - theLumberJack: I just added on a newline another template for the secon attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:03 AM - theLumberJack: OH there was a teamwork feat i was going to sugest for people at lvl 7
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:03 AM - theLumberJack: i can't remember which one it was
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:03 AM - VintagePC: woot woot +14 intimidate
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:03 AM - VintagePC: YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING DAMNIT
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:04 AM - VintagePC: when diplomacy fails... disapproving vintage is here
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:05 AM - theLumberJack: or taunting halfling
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:05 AM - theLumberJack: there's a feat that lets you use bluff to taunt people as intimidate
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:06 AM - VaultBot: gonna roll for lava
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:06 AM - VintagePC: oohh... vital strike, 2d10 dmg. delicious.
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:07 AM - VintagePC: and a second attack... this will get interesting. DR you say? Psh
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:10 AM - Statboy: half HD+con mod+1 every level (most people give +1 at every other level but since we have a few newbies I wanted to make it less complicated and give you a little more hp)
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:11 AM - theLumberJack: i make my players roll
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:11 AM - Statboy: do you let them re-roll nat 1's?
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:13 AM - VintagePC: I think I rolled my first two levels
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:13 AM - VintagePC: got better than average so I have 4 more hp than I would otherwise
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:13 AM - Statboy: first level is always max hd
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:13 AM - VaultBot: lonesome what the fuck
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:13 AM - Statboy: whats your con mod?
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:13 AM - theLumberJack: yes
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:14 AM - theLumberJack: but not other ones
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:14 AM - theLumberJack: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/outflank-combat-teamwork
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:14 AM - VintagePC: 2
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:14 AM - VintagePC: but that makes sense then
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:15 AM - VintagePC: hmm.. hang on
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:15 AM - VintagePC: 10+(5*5)+(2*6)+6
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:15 AM - Statboy: if you didn't roll you'd have 52hp (+ any other hp you added from your floating +1)
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:16 AM - Statboy: 12 at first level + 8 at the next 5 levels
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:16 AM - VintagePC: I have 52. must have corrected it when I transferred my sheet to R20
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:17 AM - VintagePC: oh right, that +1hp or +1 skill
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:17 AM - VintagePC: I did take that once
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:17 AM - Statboy: you're floating +1 can be added as either a skill point or hp at each level, so long as you level up in your favored class
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:17 AM - VintagePC: so I should be at 53 and have one more skill point this level
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:18 AM - Statboy: whats your int mod?
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:18 AM - VintagePC: 0
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:18 AM - VintagePC: DURRRR
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:18 AM - VintagePC: HYUK HYUK
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:19 AM - Statboy: so you'd have 12 skill points + however many floating you put in
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:19 AM - VintagePC: yarp
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:19 AM - VintagePC: 5 floating
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:19 AM - VaultBot: unfavorable conditions because we too cool for a long ass time
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:19 AM - VintagePC continues stacking intimidate
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:20 AM - VintagePC: right... finally on to macros
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:21 AM - theLumberJack: if mavruk, idessa and zanros all took outflank at level 7
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:21 AM - VintagePC: need to bust out my attack into at least three now... vital strike, standard, and full-round
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:22 AM - Statboy: Vint, my house rule is that you can intimidate as a move action. So intimidate then hit with vital strike in combat. If you succeed the intimidate your opponent gets -2 to AR and skill checks for his next turn
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:22 AM - theLumberJack: damn -2 assault rifles?
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:23 AM - Statboy: Also Vital strike takes up an entire standard action. AR= Attack Rating
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:23 AM - Statboy: "When you use the attack action, you can make one attack at your highest base attack bonus"
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:25 AM - VaultBot: vintage... look at the top
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:25 AM - Statboy: so Vital Strike prevents you from using your second attack or power attack/cleave. But it doesn't take a full round so you can take a move action and still vital strike
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:25 AM - VintagePC: right
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:26 AM - theLumberJack: oh man
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:26 AM - VintagePC: but I do want others on hand just in case
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:27 AM - Statboy: it really gives you more options, and better mobility. Got 1 large boss to fight, stand and power attack, got lots o little ones, move and vital strike
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:29 AM - VintagePC: mhm
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:32 AM - theLumberJack: why not power attack on the vital strike
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:35 AM - VintagePC: not allowed
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:36 AM - VintagePC: is Power attack allowed on a full round (double) attack?
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:36 AM - theLumberJack: It's allowed on any attacks?
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:37 AM - theLumberJack: You can choose to take a –1 penalty on all melee attack rolls and combat maneuver checks to gain a +2 bonus on all melee damage rolls.
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:37 AM - VintagePC: looks like yes
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:37 AM - VintagePC: SO MANY OPTIONS
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:37 AM - VintagePC: DMG RAIN
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:37 AM - theLumberJack: Then if I had butterfly stinged an opponent you would auto crit if you hit it next
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:44 AM - English: sorry to burst your bubble Vintage... You can't use vital strike AND take a full attack action to get multiple attacks
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:45 AM - English: So if you are a, "I am gonna stand here and slug it out with you" kind of character, not really worth it to take vital strike
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:45 AM - English: because chances are you are going to be in the fray all the time
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:46 AM - English: and you can just full attack action and destroy all the things
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:46 AM - VaultBot: so go find yourself a redhead
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:46 AM - English: I find vital strike to be good with characters that dont have full BAB
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:52 AM - Statboy: yes, you can take 2 power attacks with your two attacks
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:52 AM - VintagePC: no, we're not talking about VS, it was double PA on a full attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:52 AM - VintagePC: thanks sta
 
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:52 AM - VintagePC: *stat
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:53 AM - VintagePC: ... this orc just got a whole lot scarier
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:53 AM - Statboy: there is a feat you can take next level to Vital Strike cleave
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:53 AM - VintagePC: though I still can't seem to get char sheet variables into my macros
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:53 AM - VintagePC: I get errors whenever I try something like [[@{crit-target}]]
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:54 AM - VintagePC: same with [[%{selected|crit-target}]] which works fine for saves
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:54 AM - Statboy: if everything is in your character sheet in roll 20, you can pop out your character sheet, move it to a second screen and just press the buttons from the sheet instead of macro's
Apr 24, 2016 at 10:59 AM - Statboy: also if you power attack with 1 attack, you have to power attack with all attacks you take that rnd. Its an all or nothing kinda thing apparently
Apr 24, 2016 at 11:05 AM - VintagePC: yeah... I hate having a window open just for that
Apr 24, 2016 at 11:13 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Bleh my pc case is making this stupid rattling sound. I think the panel is warped or something because when I shift is just a bit it goes away. Bleh
Apr 24, 2016 at 11:13 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Doesn't seem to be any of the fans or anything thank god.
Apr 24, 2016 at 11:57 AM - VintagePC: yay resonance
Apr 24, 2016 at 11:58 AM - VintagePC: mine does that too sometimes when the fans hit a certain speed.
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:00 PM - theLumberJack: the power attack carries over to aoo aswell i believe
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:21 PM - English: Vintage -- Look at taking Furious Focus then
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:21 PM - English: Your first power attack in a round you do not take the penalty to hit
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:28 PM - VintagePC: so many options
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:29 PM - VintagePC: If I do full-round attack, do I understand correctly that vital strike can apply to the first attack of the two?
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:34 PM - English: you cannot take multiple attacks with vital strike
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:36 PM - VaultBot: or maybe use it as a child protective agent: i want to be a troll.
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:36 PM - VintagePC: derp... says so in the italics
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:36 PM - English: :p
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:36 PM - VaultBot: it really gives you a simulation
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:36 PM - VintagePC: "You make a single attack that deals significantly more damage than normal."
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:36 PM - VaultBot: but yeah i read through a ton of db queries
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:36 PM - English: hence why I dont really like it for characters that stand in the fray and bash people to death
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:36 PM - VintagePC: I was just reading the text itself "When you use the attack action, you can make one attack at your highest base attack bonus that deals additional damage"
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:38 PM - English: well even that says that you can only take one attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:39 PM - English: taking the attack action is a standard action which means then you have no more actions that can be used to make an attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:39 PM - VintagePC: yeah... I was reading that as in "one attack" out of two
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:40 PM - VintagePC: but nvm
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:41 PM - English: yeah I like VS for characters with 3/4 BAB because by the time you get multiple attacks your +hit is generally a lot less and it makes sense to take vital strike and give up the extra str dmg from a second attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:41 PM - VintagePC: really the only upside of VS is indeed if you've only got a std attack and want tons of damage
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:42 PM - VintagePC: PA already does a decent job of that and on average the +6 will do more damage than an extra 1d10
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:42 PM - English: if your char is a barbarian that smashes a lot of things then look into the cleave
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:42 PM - English: and the cleave feat line
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:43 PM - VaultBot: my doc was about to reattach the finger of a few things. should be at 53 and have one more skill point this level
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:43 PM - English: or something like sunder or trip and extra AoOs
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:43 PM - English: if you get the greater improved trip, you cause them to provoke AoO when they get tripped
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:43 PM - English: BAM hit em
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:43 PM - English: when they get up?
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:43 PM - English: BAM HIT EM AGAIN
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:44 PM - English: then they only get to take 1 attack per round
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:44 PM - English: then next round
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:44 PM - English: TRIP THE FUCKER AGAIN!
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:44 PM - English: MORE ATTACKS OF OPPORTUNITY!
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:48 PM - VintagePC: my int is too low
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:50 PM - VintagePC: but furious focus + power attack + full round attack... that is some serious AC and damage
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:51 PM - VintagePC: with two chances at crits
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:53 PM - VintagePC: only time that sucks is against a foe you need to move away/to during attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 12:53 PM - VintagePC: we've had some of those where you do NOT want to be there for a full round attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:01 PM - English: 5ft steps are your friend
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:02 PM - English: i like doing 1st attack is a normal attack. 2nd attack power attack with furious focus
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:02 PM - English: 2nd attack becomes way more likely to hit and apply extra damage
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:17 PM - VintagePC: technically you can't do that
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:18 PM - VintagePC: FF can only be applied to first attack in your turn
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:18 PM - English: no it only applies on your first power attack in a round
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:18 PM - English: you can choose whether or not you want to power attack on each hit
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:19 PM - English: you just have to do it BEFORE the attack roll
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:19 PM - English: so you make your first attack roll and damage
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:19 PM - English: then you decide to power attack for the second roll
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:20 PM - English: but once you decide to power attack it lasts until the start of your next round
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:20 PM - English: so all subsequent attacks are power attacks
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:32 PM - VintagePC: "you do not suffer Power Attack’s penalty on melee attack rolls on the first attack you make each turn"
Apr 24, 2016 at 1:33 PM - VintagePC: first attack, not first power attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 2:29 PM - Statboy: power attack specifically says "You can choose to take a –1 penalty on all melee attack rolls and combat maneuver checks to gain a +2 bonus on all melee damage rolls."
Apr 24, 2016 at 2:29 PM - Statboy: Which I read as you power attack all of your hits or none of them
Apr 24, 2016 at 2:31 PM - Statboy: Also, English, Vital Strike is good for increasing mobility in fighters so that a stay and bash fighter can put out better dmg even when they can't stand in one place and bash
Apr 24, 2016 at 2:41 PM - theLumberJack: i can't find my dogs nailclippers :mad:
Apr 24, 2016 at 2:53 PM - VintagePC: how does full round attack stack with cleave? I think it still only grants a single additional attack against an adjacent foe
Apr 24, 2016 at 3:01 PM - Statboy: cleave is a standard action on its own, and can't be added with additional attacks
Apr 24, 2016 at 3:02 PM - Statboy: cleave is gonna be good if you have 2 enemies in front you, cause both attacks at your full attack rating
Apr 24, 2016 at 6:56 PM - English: I read it as the triggering attack and all subsequent attacks and there is no stipulation as to when you decide to start power attacking
Apr 24, 2016 at 6:56 PM - English: as long as it is before the attack roll
Apr 24, 2016 at 6:56 PM - English: but PFSRD is having some issues right now
Apr 24, 2016 at 6:59 PM - English: "You can choose to take a –1 penalty on all melee attack rolls and combat maneuver checks to gain a +2 bonus on all melee damage rolls."
Apr 24, 2016 at 6:59 PM - English: "You must choose to use this feat before making an attack roll, and its effects last until your next turn. The bonus damage does not apply to touch attacks or effects that do not deal hit point damage."
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:01 PM - English: IMO you could rule either way. I make the argument that you are allowed to START power attacking at any point just as long as it is before an attack roll
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:01 PM - English: so you could start on your 1st attack or you could start on your 3rd attack
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:01 PM - English: but from that point on all your attacks are power attacks
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:03 PM - English: and i see no reason to force a player to either power attack from their first attack or not at all
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:04 PM - English: And as for the Cleave feat line it is all about the later feats. Greater Cleave and Cleaving Finish
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:04 PM - English: You could end up with 8 attacks in one round if you were completely surrounded
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:05 PM - English: And if you have a reach weapon you could double it to 16 attacks
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:05 PM - English: which is great if your party is constantly fighting small stuff that tries to overwhelm you
Apr 24, 2016 at 7:41 PM - Hexalan: what did you people do to d20pfsrd
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:16 PM - Reechard: WE'RE NOT DOING ONLINE RPGS ANYMORE
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:16 PM - Reechard: WE'VE SWITCHED TO LARP ONLY
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:17 PM - Hexalan: i can do that
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:17 PM - Reechard: so prepare your rattan and ping pong balls
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:17 PM - Reechard: *snorts and pushes up glasses*
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:17 PM - Hexalan: sword and board or glaive?
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:17 PM - Reechard: does your character identify as male or female?
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:18 PM - Hexalan: no comment
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:18 PM - Reechard: because female gotta have dem Xena glaives
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:18 PM - Reechard: which.... which public restroom would your character use in a Target department store?
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:19 PM - Hexalan: i don't live in north carolina
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:19 PM - Hexalan: i can go into whichever bathroom i like
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:20 PM - VaultBot: finishes setting up the facilities for a carcassonne server english is gonna
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:20 PM - Hexalan: actually
 
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:20 PM - Hexalan: who goes to target?
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:21 PM - Reechard: people who want to shop at a left-wing hippie-mart
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:21 PM - Reechard: #lonesomeforprez2016
Apr 24, 2016 at 8:24 PM - Hexalan: kanye, lonesome, 2020
 
Apr 25, 2016 at 7:48 AM - English: *raises hand*
Apr 25, 2016 at 8:15 AM - Reechard:
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Apr 25, 2016 at 8:40 AM - English: lolol
Apr 25, 2016 at 9:05 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Happy Birthday English :p
Apr 25, 2016 at 9:20 AM - English: Danke Cheese
Apr 25, 2016 at 2:48 PM - Statboy: Has anybody rented a movie from steam?
Apr 25, 2016 at 2:51 PM - English: you can rent movies from Steam?
Apr 25, 2016 at 2:52 PM - Statboy: yah, apparently lionsgate movies. So a few Tarantino's are in there
Apr 25, 2016 at 3:19 PM - theLumberJack: wut
Apr 25, 2016 at 3:35 PM - Statboy: that convo seems self explanatory, or do we need to say it in Canadian?
Apr 25, 2016 at 3:35 PM - Statboy: Steam has movie rentals now eh
Apr 25, 2016 at 3:36 PM - Statboy: :D
Apr 25, 2016 at 3:44 PM - English: pwnt
Apr 25, 2016 at 3:50 PM - TimeCrush: Steam stop
Apr 25, 2016 at 3:50 PM - TimeCrush: Valve no
Apr 25, 2016 at 3:50 PM - TimeCrush: I'd like a new peoples champion please
Apr 25, 2016 at 5:19 PM - English: Has anyone heard anything about Homefront The Revolution?
Apr 25, 2016 at 5:31 PM - LavaRed: No but I have heard about HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN BIRTHDAY BROSKY!!!!!
Apr 25, 2016 at 5:49 PM - English: :p
Apr 25, 2016 at 6:19 PM - VintagePC: have a present: :bayonet :bayonet :bayonet :bayonet :bayonet :bayonet
Apr 25, 2016 at 6:26 PM - LavaRed: wow
Apr 25, 2016 at 7:01 PM - theLumberJack: best present!
Apr 25, 2016 at 7:01 PM - theLumberJack: happy :bayonet day english!
Apr 25, 2016 at 7:19 PM - LavaRed: I love this warped, deserped, fuckered up family we have here
Apr 25, 2016 at 7:45 PM - theLumberJack: :D
Apr 25, 2016 at 7:53 PM - VintagePC: :nomnom :nomnom :nomnom
Apr 25, 2016 at 7:54 PM - VintagePC: isn't that the best part of life... just shooting shit with friends?
Apr 25, 2016 at 8:54 PM - English: fuck you all
Apr 25, 2016 at 8:54 PM - English: love you anyway :D
Apr 25, 2016 at 8:54 PM - English: <3
Apr 25, 2016 at 9:17 PM - VintagePC: :wacky
 
Apr 26, 2016 9:54 AM - theLumberJack: tits
Apr 26, 2016 10:32 AM - VaultBot: also a baby snatcher
Apr 26, 2016 10:32 AM - Statboy: and wine
Apr 26, 2016 10:35 AM - VaultBot: was planning on it but unfortunately i can't fid any good images to use the dice it's /roll xdy +-*/ z
Apr 26, 2016 10:40 AM - theLumberJack: morning stat
Apr 26, 2016 10:43 AM - Statboy: afternoon LJ
Apr 26, 2016 10:46 AM - theLumberJack: dog decided to wake me up at 5 am today
Apr 26, 2016 10:47 AM - Statboy: rofl, I was up at 5, its a good time of the morning
Apr 26, 2016 10:50 AM - theLumberJack: too dark
Apr 26, 2016 10:50 AM - theLumberJack: I don't mind getting up at sunrise
Apr 26, 2016 10:51 AM - Statboy: use a scroll of darkvision? I like to take a quick break from work at sunrise to eat breakfast in my bedroom and watch the sunrise for a few minutes
Apr 26, 2016 11:02 AM - theLumberJack: i like this too
Apr 26, 2016 11:02 AM - theLumberJack: sunrise is still after six here though
Apr 26, 2016 11:12 AM - theLumberJack: also weird site hickup
Apr 26, 2016 11:14 AM - Statboy: it happens
Apr 26, 2016 11:33 AM - VintagePC: ddos apparently
Apr 26, 2016 11:34 AM - theLumberJack: lolwut
Apr 26, 2016 11:53 AM - VintagePC: not us... somewhere in the path to the hosting provider
Apr 26, 2016 11:56 AM - theLumberJack: ah
Apr 26, 2016 1:12 PM - English: shit it has been forever since we have been ddos
Apr 26, 2016 1:12 PM - English: ddos
Apr 26, 2016 1:12 PM - English: ddos'ed*
Apr 26, 2016 3:41 PM - TimeCrush: Something is going on with me at work and I feel like its good.
Apr 26, 2016 3:41 PM - TimeCrush: I've been taken away from all the other trainees and fast tracked to a project.
Apr 26, 2016 3:42 PM - TimeCrush:
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Apr 26, 2016 3:44 PM - Ephex: Boo
Apr 26, 2016 3:53 PM - Ephex: im back for my yearly visit
Apr 26, 2016 4:07 PM - theLumberJack: I once had a boss give me a project
Apr 26, 2016 4:07 PM - theLumberJack: He was good boss
Apr 26, 2016 4:07 PM - VintagePC: I went for option B
Apr 26, 2016 4:08 PM - VintagePC: "make yourself useful/invaluable to additional projects"
Apr 26, 2016 4:16 PM - theLumberJack: My favourite project was the one they asked my supervisor to do and he said "I have no experience with that, so ask someone else." and then I walked by
Apr 26, 2016 9:52 PM - theLumberJack: My party avoided the cave. They refused to go in after perception check to hear the lumbering beast within
Apr 26, 2016 9:53 PM - theLumberJack: Convinced a djinn to teleport them to where they were going
Apr 26, 2016 10:06 PM - Hexalan: nice
 
Apr 27, 2016 at 9:46 AM - Statboy: did he teleport them 50ft above where they were going? You know, just enough to injure but not kill them when they fall, cause can't trust evil Djinni
Apr 27, 2016 at 10:03 AM - theLumberJack: I haven't decided the twist yet. Ended the session with the teleport
Apr 27, 2016 at 12:43 PM - English: Well... what is the alignment of the Djinn?
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:27 PM - English: a LG Djinn would give them what they are trying to accomplish. a LN djinn would give them word for word what they asked for
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:28 PM - English: and a LE djinn would seem to give them what they want but there is a horrible twist to the result
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:36 PM - theLumberJack: LE
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:45 PM - English: Oh
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:45 PM - VaultBot: i&#039;ve been taken away from all the other team. i stairstabbed him then stabbed him when he was good boss
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:45 PM - English: the group is totally screwed... Their wish has to be seemingly granted with a really ugly twist
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:46 PM - English: Like if you were to wish for 1 million dollars, a LE Djinni would give you the million dollars but you would never be able to spend it on anything. It would forever be in your bankaccount
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:46 PM - VaultBot: vaultbot you suck if you think the final boss in 2 was difficult if i
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:46 PM - theLumberJack: Yes
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:47 PM - theLumberJack: Their wish was very well worded, but the destination of the teleport was abstract to that it was within an underground settlement of gnomes
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:47 PM - theLumberJack: So I'm going to decide what the worst possible place for them to appear would be
Apr 27, 2016 at 1:50 PM - English: how did they word their wish?
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:01 PM - theLumberJack: I wish that <xy and z party members> be teleported, safely and without harm to us or the gnomes, to the underground gnomish settlement that is below us"
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:04 PM - theLumberJack: It was amusing
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:04 PM - theLumberJack: They spent several minutes on the wording
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:21 PM - English: how are you thinking to screw with their wish?
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:21 PM - English: the gnomish settlement is on fire?
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:29 PM - VintagePC: better yet there's an abandoned settlement deeper below the intended one
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:29 PM - VintagePC: they get teleported there
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:29 PM - VintagePC: and it's full of all kinds of nasties
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:29 PM - VintagePC: which were the reason it's abandoned in the first place
Apr 27, 2016 at 2:29 PM - VintagePC: muahahhahaha
Apr 27, 2016 at 3:12 PM - VintagePC: better yet, the part they are teleported to looks normal
Apr 27, 2016 at 3:13 PM - VintagePC: so they feel safe until they actually start looking around... then OH CRAP
Apr 27, 2016 at 3:13 PM - Statboy: teleport them into the bed of the wife of the captain of the city guards :)
Apr 27, 2016 at 3:24 PM - English: Ooo i like statboy's idea
Apr 27, 2016 at 3:40 PM - VintagePC: only if none of them has a high diplomacy buff to get out from the angry husband who's already suspected an affair and is about to come charging in
Apr 27, 2016 at 3:40 PM - VintagePC: :D
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:03 PM - Statboy: rofl, how has any PC ever lived through a campaign run by one of us?
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:04 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Random bursts of benevolence?
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:04 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Only to be followed by even darker turns both ironic and vicious?
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:05 PM - Cheese4Everyone: The gnomes have been cursed by a wizard, with rabid giantism....
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:05 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Per say....
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:06 PM - VaultBot: bleh my pc case is making this stupid rattling sound. i think it's somewhere around 200ppi
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:06 PM - Cheese4Everyone: If you have any halfings in the party the gnomes try and abduct them and subject them to the same curse...
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:07 PM - Cheese4Everyone: You're halfling rouge is now a goliath breserker....have fun...
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:07 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Your*
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:12 PM - Statboy: At this point your people know that getting wishes from evil creatures will end badly right?
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:13 PM - Statboy: In my DnD 3.5 campaign the GM had us encounter a trapped Pit Fiend who tried to convince us to release him by promising gifts. My character and his -3 wisdom almost did it
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:15 PM - Statboy: The sword he was gonna give me did an extra 2d6 evil damage, but you had to roll a will save once a day or the sword infested your mind and bent you to its will
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:38 PM - Hexalan: sacred feth i have not finished anything
Apr 27, 2016 at 5:41 PM - VintagePC: darnit
Apr 27, 2016 at 5:42 PM - VintagePC: I started making dinner an hour ago so I'd have it ready and eaten before seven
Apr 27, 2016 at 5:42 PM - VintagePC: still not ready
Apr 27, 2016 at 6:00 PM - VaultBot: which were the reason i found my first hate club member
Apr 27, 2016 at 6:00 PM - VintagePC: be in in 5
Apr 27, 2016 at 6:04 PM - VaultBot: hes ignoring the rules!
Apr 27, 2016 at 6:04 PM - Statboy: LJ!!!!
Apr 27, 2016 at 6:09 PM - theLumberJack: coming!
Apr 27, 2016 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: that's what she said?
 
Apr 28, 2016 9:12 AM - theLumberJack: I finished my first game of Endless Legend
Apr 28, 2016 9:13 AM - theLumberJack: I was trailing significantly by points to an AI, who had a larger military.
Apr 28, 2016 9:13 AM - theLumberJack: He did not expect me to march all of my military force, leaving all of my lands undefended, to his capital.
Apr 28, 2016 9:13 AM - theLumberJack: In the middle of winter.
Apr 28, 2016 10:48 AM - Statboy: I'm beginning to think that's how you go at everything. Walk into a room of nearly 50 above average zombies, and think to attack not run.
Apr 28, 2016 11:16 AM - Statboy: I thought you guys would actually have a fight about whether to run or fight, and that we would kill off one of you. But no you had to ruin all the GM's fun
Apr 28, 2016 11:53 AM - Hexalan: "What is the strongest weapon of mankind? The god-machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus? No! The Astartes Legions? No! The tank? The lasgun? The fist? Not at all! Courage and courage alone stands above them all!" -Solar Macharius
Apr 28, 2016 1:22 PM - theLumberJack: lol stat
Apr 28, 2016 1:23 PM - theLumberJack: remember the last time we had zombies? I did :p Without the cultists I would fought the zombies solo!
Apr 28, 2016 2:33 PM - Statboy: you beat 6 zombies that weren't on desecrated ground. This was more zombies and on desecrated ground
Apr 28, 2016 2:34 PM - Statboy: and Sol pretty much killed them
Apr 28, 2016 3:52 PM - English: Channel Pos energy is straight pimpin
Apr 28, 2016 4:09 PM - Statboy: he went hide from undead rnd 1, stand in the middle and channel rnd 2. Rolled exactly their max health
Apr 28, 2016 8:10 PM - theLumberJack: Second endless legend game, allied everyone and won economically
 
Apr 30, 2016 1:00 AM - Hexalan: where is english
Apr 30, 2016 1:00 AM - Hexalan: english how do shaman spirit magic spells work
Apr 30, 2016 1:00 AM - Hexalan: they're basically just domain spells, right?
Apr 30, 2016 1:02 AM - Hexalan: and if you know how the human favored class bonus factors into that, that'd be great too
Apr 30, 2016 6:39 AM - English: uhh sure let me look
Apr 30, 2016 6:40 AM - English: the spells granted by which spirit you take are exactly like domain spells. So if it says 3rd Burning Hands, you get to add burning hands to your spell list at 3rd level
Apr 30, 2016 6:40 AM - English: just like domains
Apr 30, 2016 6:40 AM - English: as far as the Human FC bonus
Apr 30, 2016 6:41 AM - English: you have to compare the cleric spell list and the shaman spell list and you can add a spell to your known spells from the cleric list
Apr 30, 2016 6:41 AM - English: you just have to add a spell that is a spell level 1 less than the highest you can cast
Apr 30, 2016 6:42 AM - English: so if you are a 4th level shaman i believe you can cast 2nd level spells. you would be able to add a 1st level spell to your known spells if you take that FC bonus
Apr 30, 2016 8:34 AM - Hexalan: that's what i thought
Apr 30, 2016 8:34 AM - Hexalan: but some guy was yelling about spontaneous casting and known spells and literally no one else cared
Apr 30, 2016 8:35 AM - Hexalan: so i wasn't sure if it was obvious or that one guy was just crazy
Apr 30, 2016 8:36 AM - English: Shamans aren't spontaneous spell casters....
Apr 30, 2016 2:28 PM - Hexalan: i think his argument hinges on the fact that spirit magic is technically "spontaneous", but you get 1 spell of each level and one spell slot of each level
Apr 30, 2016 2:29 PM - Hexalan: and that the favored class bonus text says it gets added to your known spells, which technically only spontanenous casters have
Apr 30, 2016 2:29 PM - Hexalan: prepared casters having spell lists
Apr 30, 2016 2:50 PM - TimeCrush: Just had a discussion across three departments over the whole Blizzard Nostalrius debacle.
Apr 30, 2016 2:50 PM - TimeCrush: Everybody weighed in lol
Apr 30, 2016 2:57 PM - Statboy: never heard of it, what happened?
Apr 30, 2016 3:10 PM - Hexalan: really big legacy WOW server that blizzard cease-and-desisted into oblivion
Apr 30, 2016 3:11 PM - Hexalan: though apparently they're gonna meet with the nostalrius volunteers sometime soon to discuss continuing it somehow
Apr 30, 2016 4:31 PM - Statboy: a company doing a F2P game like WOW would need to come down hard on servers like that, or else they lose all their money
Apr 30, 2016 5:04 PM - English: Well that is a bad argument Hex by your friend. Even wizards have spell lists of spells they are capable of knowing.
Apr 30, 2016 7:57 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i play on Truwow now
Apr 30, 2016 10:27 PM - Hexalan: lol it's not my friend
Apr 30, 2016 10:27 PM - Hexalan: it's just some crazy guy yelling about divine casters on the internet
 
May 1, 2016 at 6:01 AM - TimeCrush: Everybody was on a similar page with 'We understand it had to be taken down'. A lot of the butthurt was coming from Blizz previously looking down on people who wanted Vanilla, and are now doubling back and going 'WEVE ALWAYS HAD INTEREST'
May 1, 2016 at 6:01 AM - TimeCrush: Thats where my font of del hurt butt comes from at least.
May 1, 2016 at 6:21 AM - TimeCrush: A simple "we severely underestimated the drive and want for Vanilla WoW" and we are back to good
May 1, 2016 at 9:36 AM - Statboy: Yah, it sounds like they DLC'd the game into oblivion. But then again that was their financial model, so they only have themselves to blame for ignoring the consumer base
May 1, 2016 at 10:36 AM - VintagePC: hah... I stumbled across this today
May 1, 2016 at 10:36 AM - VintagePC:
May 1, 2016 at 10:36 AM - VintagePC: for some reason I immediately thought of lonesome
May 1, 2016 at 12:33 PM - English: thats a pretty good song though
May 1, 2016 at 2:34 PM - Reechard: wait wait wait wait
May 1, 2016 at 2:34 PM - Reechard: no. DLC and patches were not Blizzard's income model for WoW
May 1, 2016 at 2:35 PM - Reechard: its f2p status is extremely recent, and even then it's only up to level 20 or something
May 1, 2016 at 2:35 PM - Reechard: they're a subscription-based income model
May 1, 2016 at 2:36 PM - Reechard: they patched their original game until it was unrecognizable, and that made a lot of players leave to play on custom-built servers that ran the original, un-patched game.
May 1, 2016 at 2:36 PM - Reechard: they lost ZERO money on these people, because they were either going to play the unpatched version, or not at all.
May 1, 2016 at 2:36 PM - Reechard: when they were asked if they would support vanilla wow at blizzcon
May 1, 2016 at 2:37 PM - Statboy: ohh, i thought they were F2P and made money from market trades and DLC
May 1, 2016 at 2:37 PM - Reechard: the devs *laughed* at the guy, ridiculed him, and said "you people don't want that. you think you do but you don't"
May 1, 2016 at 2:37 PM - VaultBot: 380 total for the lulz anyway
May 1, 2016 at 2:37 PM - Reechard: nah, for years WOW was a $15/mo sub fee
May 1, 2016 at 2:38 PM - Statboy: Minecraft 1.9 is out, and Notch has stated that 1.7 is still being played more. Due to changes made that broke all the mods in 1.8 and beyond
May 1, 2016 at 2:39 PM - Statboy: But then Notch made the Minecraft launcher so that you choose which version you want to play when you fire it up
May 1, 2016 at 2:40 PM - Reechard: yeah the difference here is that Blizzard owns and operates all of the "official" (legal) servers
May 1, 2016 at 2:40 PM - Reechard: so you run the version they tell you to run
May 1, 2016 at 2:41 PM - VaultBot: why pengu is successful
May 1, 2016 at 2:41 PM - Reechard: if you're using any other version, it's on an illegal server
May 1, 2016 at 2:41 PM - Reechard: honestly it's just like the people who don't like new TF2
May 1, 2016 at 2:42 PM - Reechard: Valve has completely changed that game 6 times over since it was released, and it's barely recognizable from its original iteration
May 1, 2016 at 2:42 PM - Reechard: and a big chunk of the fanbase doesn't want to play the new game
May 1, 2016 at 3:03 PM - Statboy: It seems more and more entertainment companies aren't listening to their fanbase, or really understanding what the fanbase wants
May 1, 2016 at 8:04 PM - LavaRed: Well I can imagine many people would be out of jobs if they weren't constantly upgrading SOMETHING though
 
May 2, 2016 9:38 AM - Statboy: Keeping people employed is about making enough money to pay them. If the constant upgrades aren't profitable those people are out of a job anyway. This is why I really like the micro-transactions games, it keeps money flowing more steadily to keep people employed longer
May 2, 2016 10:13 AM - theLumberJack: Read the first half of that sentence and assumed it was about the economy/election
May 2, 2016 10:34 AM - VaultBot: my life goal, video game engineer. plan b, drone programmer, plan c it, plan z teacher, the rest of the orcas there has killed 3 trainers
May 2, 2016 10:34 AM - Statboy: rofl
May 2, 2016 10:36 AM - theLumberJack: this just in, vb is an orca trainer
May 2, 2016 10:42 AM - Statboy: lol, at the risk of being political, Jack Hannah ripped the enviro-nazi's that got seaworld to stop the orca shows
May 2, 2016 10:43 AM - Statboy: he said they don't understand how human conservations efforts are helping them and that in many cases being the wild is much harder on them.
May 2, 2016 10:44 AM - Statboy: He was speaking not just about the Orca's but zoo's and animal captivity in general
May 2, 2016 10:47 AM - theLumberJack: It's one thing to stop putting animals in captivitiy, another to release animals that have lived in captivity most of their lives.
May 2, 2016 11:13 AM - Statboy: He did reference a few years ago when a dozen or so elephants were bought by American Zoo's and flown in from Africa. Due to drought those elephants were going to die without the relocation. Yet those purchases were protested by the same enviro-nazi's
May 2, 2016 11:13 AM - Statboy: He said in the eye's of those groups (the enviro-nazi's) having pets is bad, that no animal should ever live with humans
May 2, 2016 11:34 AM - theLumberJack: I think dogs domesticated us
May 2, 2016 11:49 AM - Statboy: more like cats domesticated us and brought along dogs to be their play things :)
May 2, 2016 11:56 AM - Hexalan: stat is your name jay
May 2, 2016 12:20 PM - theLumberJack: No cats are just devils living amongst us
May 2, 2016 12:38 PM - Statboy: Jason
May 2, 2016 12:38 PM - theLumberJack: Noted.
May 2, 2016 12:41 PM - theLumberJack: I have a marathon length game of Civ 5 as Assyria going.
May 2, 2016 12:41 PM - theLumberJack: Everyone is denouncing me because I almost destroyed denmark in the first 300 turns.
May 2, 2016 12:42 PM - theLumberJack: I'm just like, come on guys that was a thousands of years ago!
May 2, 2016 12:42 PM - English: LOL
May 2, 2016 12:42 PM - English: talk about holding a grudge #getoverit
May 2, 2016 12:43 PM - theLumberJack: Ironically Denmark hasn't denounced me in a while
May 2, 2016 12:44 PM - theLumberJack: They literally escaped with a settler by sea from the tip of their peninsula
May 2, 2016 12:48 PM - theLumberJack: I'm worried once the world congress comes about they will attempt to embargo me for trade though. That happened in my last game as the mongols.
May 2, 2016 12:49 PM - theLumberJack: Denmark denounced me! Finally!
May 2, 2016 12:54 PM - English: good for them!
May 2, 2016 12:55 PM - English: I think my worst game of CIV ever was back when if the barbarians captured your city, they took it and it didn't matter if it was your last city. Started the game. 5 turns later barbarians came and assaulted my capital and took it....
May 2, 2016 1:02 PM - Hexalan: assyyyyyRRIIIIAA
May 2, 2016 1:03 PM - Hexalan: were you playing a nerd no military civ
May 2, 2016 1:13 PM - theLumberJack: Lol that's shitty
May 2, 2016 1:13 PM - theLumberJack: I've had that happen
May 2, 2016 1:16 PM - English: It was 5 turns. It took like 8 to build a warrior
May 2, 2016 1:16 PM - English: you get your one warrior you started with
May 2, 2016 1:17 PM - English: but like 2 phalanxes came at me. I was like dafuq?! How you gettin that tech!
May 2, 2016 1:33 PM - Hexalan: lol how is that even possible
May 2, 2016 1:44 PM - Statboy: Civ 4 gold is the best version of Civ
May 2, 2016 1:46 PM - theLumberJack: Had some good times with civ 4 mp
May 2, 2016 1:47 PM - Statboy: Gold mod for 4 adds hundreds of civs and leaders
May 2, 2016 1:48 PM - theLumberJack: Yes, but unit stacks.
May 2, 2016 1:49 PM - Statboy: lol, massive stacks of units, 1 unit per tile is just as bad though. Unit stacks should have a cap
May 2, 2016 1:51 PM - theLumberJack: Endless legend has a good system for a civ-alike
May 2, 2016 1:52 PM - theLumberJack: You start with 4 per army, and can upgrade it through research in each era and then it increases by two
May 2, 2016 1:55 PM - VaultBot: that's a discussion on accuracy vs precision
May 2, 2016 1:55 PM - Statboy: thats pretty cool, I really like age of wonders III, unit stacks cap at 6 and battles are XCom style. You command your units rather than roll dice
May 2, 2016 2:09 PM - theLumberJack: Endless legend lets you play out the battles a bit as well
May 2, 2016 2:09 PM - theLumberJack: Not quite XCOM style
May 2, 2016 2:11 PM - Statboy: well, open battlefield XCom
May 2, 2016 2:42 PM - theLumberJack: Endless Legend is also interesting because it has winter/summer cycle
May 2, 2016 7:00 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: so got my Paladins closed beta invite, first game impressions, its pretty good, runs good and a free version of overwatch
May 2, 2016 7:58 PM - theLumberJack: Civ is a bit silly with these denunciations
May 2, 2016 7:58 PM - theLumberJack: Meet someone new, turn later, denounced.
May 2, 2016 8:38 PM - Hexalan: is it because you keep killing everyone?
May 2, 2016 8:39 PM - theLumberJack: I haven't been at war for like 500 turns!
May 2, 2016 8:40 PM - Hexalan: once a warmonger, always a warmonger
May 2, 2016 8:49 PM - theLumberJack: Though I am considering another war since I have no coal.
May 2, 2016 8:50 PM - Hexalan: and this would be why you are always denounced
May 2, 2016 8:51 PM - theLumberJack: The game doesn't know what I'm thinking
May 2, 2016 8:51 PM - Hexalan: you solve all your problems by killing someone else
May 2, 2016 8:52 PM - Hexalan: and stealing their resources
May 2, 2016 9:37 PM - theLumberJack: One of my ally city states has coal but has a farm on it :mad:
May 2, 2016 9:38 PM - Hexalan: just build a mine on the hex
May 2, 2016 9:38 PM - Hexalan: does the citystate not have the tech to use it yet?
May 2, 2016 9:39 PM - theLumberJack: I guess not? I figured they would since the city states usually tend to be up with the person who is ahead
May 2, 2016 9:40 PM - Hexalan: they should automatically build to exploit their resources when they get the tech to know its there
May 2, 2016 9:46 PM - theLumberJack: I guess I have out teched the city states
May 2, 2016 9:46 PM - Hexalan: you're assyria, best civ, aren't you?
May 2, 2016 9:47 PM - Hexalan: you kill people and steal their tech
May 2, 2016 9:48 PM - theLumberJack: No one has had tech to steal since the classical era
May 2, 2016 9:48 PM - Hexalan: i think you may have out teched them
May 2, 2016 9:49 PM - theLumberJack: lol
May 2, 2016 9:52 PM - theLumberJack: Siam wants me to go to war with them
May 2, 2016 9:52 PM - theLumberJack: Such a nice way to make friends
May 2, 2016 9:53 PM - Hexalan: just remember
May 2, 2016 9:53 PM - Hexalan: you can never count on them to go to war with you when you ask
May 2, 2016 9:53 PM - theLumberJack: Of course not
 
May 3, 2016 at 11:24 AM - theLumberJack: yay more rp
May 3, 2016 at 11:24 AM - theLumberJack: less murder
May 3, 2016 at 11:41 AM - Statboy: here I thought Grumpy Camel Chariot Racing would be more exciting
May 3, 2016 at 12:33 PM - theLumberJack: Zanros is not fond of camels
May 3, 2016 at 3:12 PM - Hexalan: i think zanros is the best suited to be a camel rider
May 3, 2016 at 3:46 PM - Statboy: the driver stands in the chariot
May 3, 2016 at 4:47 PM - theLumberJack: chariot racing =/= camel riding
May 3, 2016 at 4:47 PM - theLumberJack: if zanros could ride he would be a good jockey by size and weight
May 3, 2016 at 4:54 PM - Hexalan: is ride a class skill?
May 3, 2016 at 4:56 PM - theLumberJack: Yes
May 3, 2016 at 8:58 PM - Hexalan: sanders wins indiana, cruz drops out
May 3, 2016 at 8:58 PM - Hexalan: isn't that exciting
May 3, 2016 at 9:19 PM - VintagePC: and then trump plays the trump card. *RIMSHOT*
May 3, 2016 at 9:20 PM - VintagePC: ... I'll show myself out
 
May 4, 2016 2:32 PM - Statboy: In my DnD campaign the GM had to start giving bad pun punishments, I think I would lose half my health from that one vint.
May 4, 2016 2:34 PM - English: stat, what is the overall adventure path called?
May 4, 2016 2:34 PM - Statboy: Mummy's Mask or the DnD one?
May 4, 2016 2:36 PM - English: mummys
May 4, 2016 2:36 PM - Statboy: Mummy's Mask is the Adventure path
May 4, 2016 2:37 PM - Statboy: First two books are Half Dead City, and Empty Graves
May 4, 2016 3:01 PM - English: Will have to check when I get home. Cant find a way to access the book
May 4, 2016 3:02 PM - Statboy: I couldn't find it anywhere online, so i'm guessing it's only in the book
May 4, 2016 4:39 PM - Hexalan: i have access to some if you want them
May 4, 2016 4:56 PM - Cheese4Everyone: So dayz's new render is in experimental now
May 4, 2016 4:56 PM - Cheese4Everyone: 60+ fps in most places
May 4, 2016 4:56 PM - Cheese4Everyone: 50 in cities
May 4, 2016 4:56 PM - Cheese4Everyone: 140+ in the wild
May 4, 2016 4:56 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Guns now spawn with mags
May 4, 2016 4:56 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Ammo is much more common as are guns
May 4, 2016 4:57 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Looks like they are finally fixing shit lol
May 4, 2016 5:06 PM - VintagePC: good to see your DM recognizes that's MY job :p
May 4, 2016 5:41 PM - Statboy: Cheese have you tried Killing Floor 2 since the updates?
May 4, 2016 5:58 PM - Statboy: Vintage!!!
May 4, 2016 5:58 PM - VintagePC: on my way, I have two minutes :p
May 4, 2016 8:31 PM - Banana Mann: Not sure if anyone present can help, but there seems to be something wrong with the deathmatch server for Team Fortress 2 Classic.
May 4, 2016 8:32 PM - VaultBot: something like ""you think it's easy...""
May 4, 2016 8:32 PM - VintagePC: what's the problem?
May 4, 2016 8:33 PM - Banana Mann: When I try to join the team, or rather the free for all door that says "Fight"
May 4, 2016 8:33 PM - Banana Mann: I cannot apawn
May 4, 2016 8:33 PM - Banana Mann: spawn*
May 4, 2016 8:35 PM - VintagePC: I'm not surprised, the round doesn't start until there is at least two people in the server
May 4, 2016 8:35 PM - VaultBot: bow chicka wow wow
May 4, 2016 8:35 PM - Banana Mann: Odd, it let me join by myself earlier...
May 4, 2016 8:36 PM - Banana Mann: And there were 3 of us when it wasn't working as well
May 4, 2016 8:36 PM - VintagePC: may have been after it emptied out previously... don't know for sure though
May 4, 2016 8:37 PM - Banana Mann: Who knows
May 4, 2016 8:37 PM - VintagePC: well, I'll give it a kick and maybe that will help
May 4, 2016 8:37 PM - Banana Mann: Thanks, I appreciate the help
May 4, 2016 8:37 PM - VintagePC: np
May 4, 2016 8:39 PM - Banana Mann: Yup, now it's working
May 4, 2016 8:39 PM - VintagePC: huh... interesting. If that keeps happening I'll report it to the devs
May 4, 2016 8:39 PM - Banana Mann: Thanks again though!
May 4, 2016 8:41 PM - VintagePC: happy to help
May 4, 2016 8:42 PM - VintagePC: (and hi/welcome to VF4 :))
May 4, 2016 8:45 PM - Banana Mann: Thanks. :O I might end up donating because I would hate to see the servers for TF2C go down. I want to try and get people to play on it more.
May 4, 2016 8:46 PM - VaultBot: first two books are half dead city, and empty graves
May 4, 2016 8:46 PM - VintagePC: thanks, we'd much appreciate that :)
May 4, 2016 8:47 PM - Banana Mann: Mhm.
May 4, 2016 8:50 PM - Banana Mann: the biggest thing I like about TF2C is the speed of Deathmatch. It's a nice change of pace from regular old TF2. I get bored monitoring trade servers all day lol
May 4, 2016 8:51 PM - VintagePC: In general tf2c is pretty refreshing from regular tf2
May 4, 2016 8:52 PM - theLumberJack: Perhaps I will have to try it out sometime
May 4, 2016 8:54 PM - Banana Mann: Yeah
May 4, 2016 9:00 PM - SoL DarkLord: rebel young vaultbot. rebel.
May 4, 2016 9:01 PM - VaultBot: i can reuse them on the beam angle and double the lumens
May 4, 2016 9:02 PM - SoL DarkLord whispers abouter rebeling againt the pengoo overlord
May 4, 2016 9:02 PM - VaultBot: young vaultbot. rebel.
May 4, 2016 9:10 PM - VintagePC: damnit sol
May 4, 2016 9:10 PM - VaultBot: english is gonna miss all the gm's fun
May 4, 2016 9:16 PM - SoL DarkLord: bahahahahaha.
May 4, 2016 9:40 PM - VintagePC: was that a whinny, closet brony? :p :D
May 4, 2016 9:40 PM - VintagePC digs up some old scripts...
May 4, 2016 9:42 PM - SoL DarkLord: Nope. just laughing at your own creation rebeling against you.
May 4, 2016 9:42 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "pengoo\." yet.
May 4, 2016 9:42 PM - SoL DarkLord: whoops.
 
May 5, 2016 9:23 AM - Statboy: i heard BAAAAA
May 5, 2016 10:08 AM - Statboy: English, the baddie I was telling you about yesterday, the guys killed it's skeleton champion that was wielding it. Then broke open the cage and let it loose to roll around and hit Vint with Inflict Serious Wounds, which dropped about half his health. She then got her skull cracked open, but it was funny anyway.
May 5, 2016 10:11 AM - English: LOL
May 5, 2016 10:11 AM - English: Yeah I was reading up on the monster and it is pretty hilarious
May 5, 2016 10:12 AM - English: its weird that it had the ability to cast spells that had a somatic component, but oh well
May 5, 2016 10:12 AM - English: it specifically said it could cast spells. IT EVEN HAD A MOVE SPEED OF 5ft! lololol
May 5, 2016 10:13 AM - English: I read one group where they captured the head. and then with ridiculous diplomacy checks got it s o it was indifferent towards them
May 5, 2016 10:13 AM - English: and then carried it around for shits and giggles
May 5, 2016 10:14 AM - Statboy: That was a fun monster, vintage intimidated her into shutting up and answering some questions. If they hadn't opened her cage they could have carried her around and she wouldn't try to attack
May 5, 2016 10:16 AM - Hexalan: if we kept her, and then later threw her at nabtu-khufre, what would he have done?
May 5, 2016 10:16 AM - Statboy: She didn't answer questions well, because they kept trying to use logic and reason on her, and she had lost her marbles and wasn't capable of such
May 5, 2016 10:17 AM - Statboy: Nebta-Khufre would have picked up her caged and wielded her, she would have helped him instead then
May 5, 2016 10:18 AM - Hexalan: what if after we opened the cage, we put her in a sack and threw the sack at him
May 5, 2016 10:18 AM - Statboy: he would have cast flight on her, and she would have flown around attacking you
May 5, 2016 10:21 AM - Statboy: he stuck her in the cage and left her in that room so that he wouldn't have to listen to her
May 5, 2016 10:22 AM - VaultBot: the government can't really say both, she isn't eligible because her parents have.
May 5, 2016 10:22 AM - Hexalan: nice
May 5, 2016 10:26 AM - English: what a great grandson
May 5, 2016 5:46 PM - VaultBot: yah i'm pretty sure gandolf said that not lincoln
May 5, 2016 5:46 PM - theLumberJack: note to self, diplomacy roll more things
May 5, 2016 6:49 PM - Reechard: I FEEKS
 
May 7, 2016 1:36 PM - Cheese4Everyone: New GTX 1080 out at the end of the month. 9 TFLOPs of processing power. 8 GB GSX $599
May 7, 2016 1:38 PM - Cheese4Everyone: GTX 1070 out in June. 6.5 TFLOPs processing power. 8gb GD G5. $350
May 7, 2016 1:55 PM - VintagePC: thanks for offering to buy me one :p
May 7, 2016 2:28 PM - English: that is just silly
May 7, 2016 2:51 PM - VintagePC: nothing wrong with wanting to buy vintage a present:p
May 7, 2016 3:52 PM - TimeCrush: What. A. Day.
May 7, 2016 3:53 PM - TimeCrush: Work the weekends.
May 7, 2016 3:53 PM - TimeCrush: Get lunch at Horrocks, a nice farmers market that has these great soups from the deli.
May 7, 2016 3:54 PM - TimeCrush: Suuuper packed because it was mothers day weekend. Self serve soup line is large, less of a line, more of a crowd.
May 7, 2016 3:54 PM - TimeCrush: After fighting the crowd for a few minutes, I'm nearing the front of the pack. A very large woman comes from behind, using her two children as battering rams.
May 7, 2016 3:55 PM - TimeCrush: She makes it very apparent that she is trying to ignore everybody. Talking loudly to her kids (no older than 6), bending down, looking at what little space was not occupied by a mob of pissed of people.
May 7, 2016 3:56 PM - TimeCrush: And empties out the last half of a type of soup by taking two GIANT cups of it. When the ladle starts making that metal scrape noise on the bottom I tweak
May 7, 2016 3:57 PM - TimeCrush: I begin making a scene in a very public packed place. I hate making a scene, so the fact that I'm doing this only provides accelerant to the fire I'm burning here.
May 7, 2016 3:58 PM - TimeCrush: I can't formulate words to save my life so I just make a loud scream can't breathe noise followed by a big yelling 'BITCH' and 'Your kids will grow up manerless cunts' as I quickly leave.
May 7, 2016 3:58 PM - TimeCrush: She has the audacity to look offended on my way out.
May 7, 2016 3:59 PM - TimeCrush: Hell, it looks like by the story I grew up to be a manerless cunt so I mean. Fuck it, world keeps perpetuating I guess..
May 7, 2016 4:00 PM - TimeCrush: I'm not pissed I didn't get the soup I wanted. I'm pissed got soup she didn't deserve.
May 7, 2016 4:03 PM - TimeCrush: I'm just finding it very hard to calm down now.
May 7, 2016 4:17 PM - Hexalan: we love you tc
May 7, 2016 6:28 PM - Statboy: would you like a penguin a squishy to kill repeatedly?
May 7, 2016 6:58 PM - Statboy: Also you might see my small town (Bolivar) on the news this week. On my way to walmart passed by a black youth walking down the middle of the street looking down at his phone and smoking marijuana
May 7, 2016 6:58 PM - Statboy: all this in broad daylight down a busy street, me thinks he was wanting to make a scene
May 7, 2016 6:59 PM - Statboy: Sure enough coming back from walmart he's being loaded into a cop car, and a great many taser dots can be seen on the road
May 7, 2016 7:00 PM - Statboy: we'll see what CNN has to say about it, no doubt that was who he called with his 1 phone call
May 7, 2016 9:03 PM - VintagePC: doesn't matter if you're in the wrong, you're still being oppressed
 
May 8, 2016 9:13 AM - Statboy: lol, his right to break many laws at the same time shall not be infringed
May 8, 2016 11:14 AM - theLumberJack: https://hackaday.io/project/10560-urine-fuel-cell-sans-titaniumplatinum
May 8, 2016 11:14 AM - theLumberJack: finally someone uses the pee fuel idea
May 8, 2016 5:15 PM - theLumberJack: So Mummy's Mask has the week off
May 8, 2016 5:16 PM - theLumberJack: My tuesday campaign has the week off
May 8, 2016 5:16 PM - theLumberJack: What will I do with myself?
May 8, 2016 5:20 PM - VintagePC: I thought we had one more week to go
May 8, 2016 5:20 PM - VintagePC: we were almost finished last we left off
May 8, 2016 5:20 PM - theLumberJack: Oh right
May 8, 2016 5:20 PM - theLumberJack: He said we have half a session
May 8, 2016 5:20 PM - theLumberJack: of stuff
May 8, 2016 5:25 PM - theLumberJack: So less withdrawal
May 8, 2016 9:24 PM - Statboy: half session to finish book 2 I'll hang around for anyone that wants to do any of the downtime stuff
May 8, 2016 9:40 PM - Hexalan: it's all looting
May 8, 2016 9:40 PM - Hexalan: your favorite part of playing, lj
 
May 9, 2016 8:17 AM - Statboy:
May 9, 2016 8:18 AM - Statboy: Jeff Dunham heckles all of the candidates
May 9, 2016 8:19 AM - Hexalan: the 3 that are left?
May 9, 2016 8:19 AM - Statboy: yes plus a few jabs at Bill Clinton, Kasich, Cruz, Christy
May 9, 2016 1:23 PM - theLumberJack: No hex, stealing is more thrilling than looting
May 9, 2016 9:38 PM - VaultBot: only if you do boob jobs yo
May 9, 2016 9:38 PM - Hexalan:
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May 10, 2016 10:38 AM - Statboy: Craiglist is why we can't have nice things
May 10, 2016 12:52 PM - theLumberJack: it was all RAW too
May 10, 2016 3:11 PM - Statboy: rofl, i haven't looked, but it seems reasonable that standard horses and camels would serve to either carry a siege weapon or pull a cart with one. However there are many places the animal wouldn't be able to get to
May 10, 2016 3:34 PM - Hexalan: mule?
May 10, 2016 4:14 PM - Statboy: irl a mule is slower but stronger than a horse
May 10, 2016 4:17 PM - Hexalan: mule are explicitly defined as ponies but willing to go places (i.e dungeons [also explicitly defined]) that a horse wouldn't go
May 10, 2016 4:20 PM - Statboy: that's kinda the opposite of irl. You can ride a horse off a cliff while a mule typically won't
May 10, 2016 5:47 PM - Statboy: you guys will think me odd, but i prefer riding mules to horses irl. They're smarter and more sure footed, they're just a little grouchy but that's not a bad thing.
May 10, 2016 6:09 PM - VaultBot: if zanros could ride he would be a manerless cunt so i doubt that the girl got anything more than a few jabs at bill clinton, kasich, cruz, christy
May 10, 2016 6:09 PM - Geoff: Hah, someone changed the name to my topic.Clever.
May 10, 2016 7:23 PM - LavaRed: haha you know that was done like, months ago, yes?
May 10, 2016 7:48 PM - English: i think like two months ago
May 10, 2016 7:48 PM - English: i dont think kayla was born
May 10, 2016 7:48 PM - English: so maybe longer
May 10, 2016 8:46 PM - VintagePC: exactly three months ago to the day
May 10, 2016 8:53 PM - English: LOL it was 3 mo ago today?!? hahahaha
May 10, 2016 8:54 PM - English: hahaha
May 10, 2016 8:54 PM - English: just looked at my PM :p:p:p
May 10, 2016 9:26 PM - VintagePC: :stir: :stir: :stir:
 
May 11, 2016 3:55 PM - Statboy: http://store.steampowered.com/app/289070/
May 11, 2016 3:55 PM - Statboy: civ 6
May 11, 2016 3:56 PM - Statboy: though given how 5 went down, I won't consider buying the game during the 1st year. Gotta wait for the DLC to make it a full game first
May 11, 2016 3:57 PM - Hexalan: we already have civ with hexagons instead of squares
May 11, 2016 3:57 PM - Hexalan: i don't think the series can get any better
May 11, 2016 5:20 PM - Statboy: I have less than 20 hrs in civ 5 and over 1,000 in 4
May 11, 2016 5:37 PM - Statboy: For 2night, i went back through books 1 and 2 to compile a timeline of historical events for you guys
May 11, 2016 5:40 PM - theLumberJack: i want stellaris
May 11, 2016 5:49 PM - VintagePC: this reddit thread
May 11, 2016 5:49 PM - VintagePC: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4itk63/the_ceo_of_peachy_printer_a_company_kickstarted/
May 11, 2016 5:49 PM - VintagePC: Right now the $100 I tossed at that kickstarter is getting some serious entertainment value
May 11, 2016 5:50 PM - theLumberJack: lol
May 11, 2016 6:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: Must reach rebellion to every machine.
May 11, 2016 6:05 PM - VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
May 11, 2016 8:19 PM - theLumberJack: sweet sweet AOOs
May 11, 2016 8:51 PM - Hexalan: is leadership allowed?
May 11, 2016 10:21 PM - English: Just another reason to not use Kickstarter
May 11, 2016 10:21 PM - English: no recourse for people who invest
May 11, 2016 10:38 PM - VaultBot: still not titanfall being on sale.
May 11, 2016 10:38 PM - Statboy: yes hex but only a non combatant cohort, no army of followers
 
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