Cool quotes (Not forum quotes)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by lonesome killer, May 10, 2013.

  1. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Post some cool quotes.

    "In God we trust, all others pay cash."
    ???

    “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
    Dr. Seuss

    "I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."
    W.C. Fields

    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
    W.C. Fields

    "God created man. Samuel Colt made them equal."
    Wild West saying
     
  2. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    "Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."

    "Stupid is expensive."
     
  3. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Here's some good ones from Abraham Lincoln, even though I think he was a shit president and gave too much power to the Federal Government which we are feeling the effects of today.

    "God must love the common man, he made so many of them."
    "I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards."
    "If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my axe."
     
  4. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    "I'm not saying we should start killing stupid people, I'm just saying we should remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out"

    -Statboy
     

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