Quotes Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam' started by Net, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin Srcds Server Operator Minecraft Operator Source Server Admin Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    At work, doing my job, suddenly wild LoL attack

    Rick: MORDEKAISER ES NUMERO UNO HUE HUE HUE HUE HUEHUEHUEHUEBRBRBRBHUEHUE
    Caleb: SHIELD TOO STRONK NEVER BREAK
     
  2. CaptSpiffy

    CaptSpiffy Best Moderator NA

    Bueno. Muy bueno.
    ¡Mordekaiser es numerous uno!

    Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2
     
  3. CaptSpiffy

    CaptSpiffy Best Moderator NA

    Train in Vain: I would fuck Oprah if it meant tons of money.
     
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  4. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin Srcds Server Operator Minecraft Operator Source Server Admin Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    Reechard [VF4-S]: DEBO
    DeBo [VF4-S]: reechard...
    Reechard [VF4-S]: I'M GOING TO POOP
    DeBo [VF4-S]: FABULOUS
    Reechard [VF4-S]: ON YOUR TURKEY
    DeBo [VF4-S]: no
    DeBo [VF4-S]: NOT THE TURKEY
    DeBo [VF4-S]: NOT MR GOBBLES
     
  5. a camping donut

    a camping donut Well-Known Member

    If you can't piss on your fans anymore I don't want to be in show business.
    - Train in Vain
     
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  6. Tachyon³

    Tachyon³ Well-Known Member

    3:44 PM - Tachyon³ is Going Places: spiffy
    3:44 PM - Vintage CaptSpiffy: Tach?
    3:44 PM - Tachyon³ is Going Places: What if I told you
    3:44 PM - Tachyon³ is Going Places: ...that I might get to be the judge in a mock trial
    3:46 PM - Vintage CaptSpiffy: ...
    3:46 PM - Vintage CaptSpiffy: this is basically the moment you've been waiting for, isn't it?
    3:46 PM - Tachyon³ is Going Places: basically yeah
     
  7. CaptSpiffy

    CaptSpiffy Best Moderator NA

    Vintage CaptSpiffy: the "new and improved" CAD: http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20121128-17328.png
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: improved as a motherfucker
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: look, I get that he's terrible but de he REALLY puss out on his ambiguous ending?
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: yeah
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: and now his "new" CAD is exactly the same as oldest of CAD.
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: even on Webcomics Weekly, they were complaining about how in a comic called ctrl+alt+del, a character has to reboot the universe, and only presses one button.
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: ...
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20121124-57284.png
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: COME ON
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: I mean
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: ffs
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: what the actual fuck?!
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: if you're gonna do the whole "let the reader imagine what happened afterwards" thing, I can respect that if you stay with it
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: but REALLY
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: YOU CAN'T "THE END" TWICE!
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: FUCK!
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: I've managed to give you another source of rage.
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: This is my proudest moment.
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: just when you thought you couldn't hate him more
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: seriously, that didn't exist.
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: The End 2: Electric Boogloo
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: sure it does
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: http://www.cad-comic.com/
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: go to the very bottom
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: he...
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: he reconned...
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: he reconned the ending....
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: and breathe in the source of what made your hate go super saiyan
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: that was the start of a retcon...
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: so...
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: if he retconned a retcon
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: we have retcon-ception
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: and in saying the end and then it wasn't really the end, we have deception
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: so, he does the "ending", fucks off and does a PONIES strip, then after the PONIES strip, he decides to put in the new new ending?!
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: would it be safe to call this entire thing a decepticon?
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: like the Transformers?
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: yes
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: but non-shitty
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: because it was all "here's a shitty ending"
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: but really, it was something even worse in disguise
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: I'll take my goddamnit voltage trophy and retire to my smoking lounge. Goodnight everyone, remember to tip your waitresses.
     
  8. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 19 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      VintagePC crosses his fingers and hopes his idea works

    2. 16 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh wonders what vintage is doing...
    3. 11 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      and then the site exploded.
    4. 10 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Naw, just breaking stuff as usual.
    5. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      VintagePC breaks the former 24/7 2fort server
     
  9. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    A moment ago - [​IMG]VintagePC:
    yup. Source servers are a lot of work to get right. But apparently, people think I'm a magical unicorn that just shits gameservers in the blink of an eye :D

    A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:

    Relevant:[​IMG]
     
  10. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 10 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      no matter wher eyou go there will always be some assholes

    2. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ^ aint that the truth
    3. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      the whole truth
    4. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      and nothing but the truth
     
  11. theLumberJack

    theLumberJack Achievement Hunter Member from long ago...

    w'hole' truth
     
  12. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] Nightshde:
      what I should do is use this guys email and sign up for a bunch of crap
    2. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      sounds like a complete waste of your time unless you ahve nothing better to do
    3. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] Nightshde:
      yea I usually have nothing to do here at work
     
  13. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 11 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      does anyone how a good use for my morning?
    2. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      masturbation?

    3. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ... one involving my computer
    4. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Nightshde:
      masturbation

    5. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      any games ._.
    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Nightshde:
      u can make it into a game

    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ...
     
  14. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      found a good use for my morning

    2. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      primal carnage
    3. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      sounds like angry masturbation
    4. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      we are just loading on the quotes thread today, arent we?
    5. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Nightshde:
      looks like it
    6. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Nightshde:
      imagine what your dick would look like after Primal Carnage
    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      ouch

    8. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      EWWW ;~;
     
  15. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      I woudl just hope your dick woudl not come back with a Counter Strike
    2. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      that would be Unreal
    3. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Nightshde:
      if you were a girl you could play diablo, traversing a dungeon trying to find the treasure
     
  16. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  17. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    teamspeak
    *not sure* - Become angrier then an angry lawnmower
    (something like that) priceless
     
  18. Ragnorok

    Ragnorok Demon of Obliteration

    ^ it was voltage i believe
     
  19. CaptSpiffy

    CaptSpiffy Best Moderator NA

    Vintage CaptSpiffy: [​IMG]
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: jesus, he wore that guy's taint like a headband
    Vintage CaptSpiffy: behold, the rare 360 degree teabag
    VoltageSpike [VF4-A]: I'm convinced that this is actual video evidence of what "Splunching a Grundle" means.
     
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  20. Spago

    Spago Purveyor of unexpected food porn

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