Quotes Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam' started by Net, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. inutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      We have a big client in talks with us now.
    2. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Rhymes with Sintel

    3. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      sweet
    4. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      And by us I mean the company Iwork for not VaultF4
    5. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      :D

    6. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :D

    7. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      nice
    8. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      So is Tekkit have a consistent player base again?

    9. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      but cant find a rhymes for sintel
    10. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Remove the s from Sintel
    11. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      hm, haven't heard of that company either :D
    12. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      I HATE YOU ALL!
    13. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      NEXTEL?
    14. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      do they specialize in S removal?
    15. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      ESPECIALLY YOU!
    16. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Wait I have a serious question now.
    17. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      NORTEL?
    18. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Can we get some sort of something setup like a shop on our tekkit server :)
    19. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      Is it a hotel company?
    20. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      So our friends who are donators get special stuff
    21. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
      It is a hotel company, you got me :(
    22. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
      :cyclops
     
  2. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      and steal away ALL the boners
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
      he cant have my boner...

    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ?
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      is it a codeboner?

    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Vintage get him bonered
    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
      this just got extremely awkward
    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      boners are never awkward
     
  3. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      i like cruising down Canadian streets in Google Maps in my free time.
    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Screaming profanities
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      hey Hey HEY. no need to americanize our fine streets, thankyouverymuchsorryeh?
     
  4. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    BFIM: I imagined Jesus scoring touchdowns against Al Qaeda.
     
  5. Spago

    Spago Purveyor of unexpected food porn

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  6. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  7. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

    Edited to remove the interleaved conversation.

    Jan 7, 2013 11:48 PM - Geoff: Steam just gave me TWO more DOTA2 games. ugh
    Jan 7, 2013 11:48 PM - VintagePC: /me runs before Geoff gets the idea to hand them out to the next people he sees.
    Jan 7, 2013 11:49 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Jan 7, 2013 11:49 PM - Geoff: I'm already about to.
    Jan 7, 2013 11:51 PM - Geoff: 161 friends own it...I think that's my entire god damn list.
    Jan 7, 2013 11:54 PM - VintagePC: :whistling you have 163 friends :p
    Jan 7, 2013 11:55 PM - VintagePC: 2 suckers left XD
    Jan 7, 2013 11:55 PM - VintagePC: wouldn't it be unity to have EVERYONE on your friends list own it? :D
    Jan 7, 2013 11:56 PM - theLumberJack: you can only have 165?
    Jan 7, 2013 11:56 PM - VintagePC: ?
    Jan 7, 2013 11:56 PM - theLumberJack: oh wait nvm
    Jan 7, 2013 11:56 PM - theLumberJack: i should read more than the bottom three lines
    Jan 7, 2013 11:56 PM - VintagePC: yes. yes you should.
    Jan 7, 2013 11:57 PM - theLumberJack: maybe i should'n't be on the fourth beer
    Jan 7, 2013 11:57 PM - theLumberJack: nah it's been long enough since i started
    Jan 7, 2013 11:58 PM - VintagePC: /me hands lumberjack a trophy
    Jan 7, 2013 11:59 PM - VintagePC: :whistling
    Jan 8, 2013 12:01 AM - theLumberJack: xD
    Jan 8, 2013 12:01 AM - theLumberJack: i thought that's the trophy you get in SD
    Jan 8, 2013 12:05 AM - VintagePC: http://www.vaultf4.com/help/trophies ← the full list
    Jan 8, 2013 12:06 AM - VintagePC: →←→←→←→←→←→←→←→←→←→←→←→←→←→
    Jan 8, 2013 12:07 AM - VintagePC: /me goes off to play some Riven
    Jan 8, 2013 12:13 AM - Geoff: Problem is, the two fuckers who apparently don't own it also don't have it as a game they want. I don't wanna hunt them down. lol
    Jan 8, 2013 12:13 AM - VintagePC: /me STFUs as he realizes he's one of those two fuckers
    Jan 8, 2013 12:14 AM - VintagePC: /me hides somewhere in Srs Bsns... MUHAHAHA YOULL NEVER FIND ME HERE
    Jan 8, 2013 12:14 AM - VintagePC: MY BABIES WILL PROTECT ME
    Jan 8, 2013 12:19 AM - VintagePC: /me envisions ninja-hopping around the servers, Geoff chasing after him waving DOTA2 and shouting incomprehensibly... Suddenly Geoff throws it ninja-star style and strikes VintagePC full on, as he crumples to the ground.... "I've been DOTA'D... Nooooooo...."
    <--SNIP... Some time later after getting a DOTA2 gift-->
    Jan 8, 2013 12:cat8 AM - VintagePC: OH GOD I've BEEN DOTA'd
    Jan 8, 2013 12:cat8 AM - VintagePC: /me dies a slow and painful death
    Jan 8, 2013 12:40 AM - VintagePC: DEAR GOD ITS MULTIPLYING. GEOFF, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!??
    Jan 8, 2013 12:44 AM - VintagePC: well this is weird. Geoff gifted me DOTA2. I put it in my inventory for later... but it multiplied and now its in my library AND my inventory. ITS A VIRUS
    Jan 8, 2013 12:46 AM - Geoff: I TOLD YOU VINTAGE
    Jan 8, 2013 12:46 AM - Geoff: NOW IT IS YOUR CURSE
    Jan 8, 2013 12:46 AM - VintagePC: YOU BASTARD
    Jan 8, 2013 12:46 AM - VintagePC: DAMMIT I GAVE YOU UNTOLD RICHES FOR SECRET SANTA LAST YEAR AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? :p
    Jan 8, 2013 12:49 AM - Geoff: Your porn collection is NOT untold riches. =P
    Jan 8, 2013 12:53 AM - VintagePC: no geoff, arkam city wasn't untold riches :p
    Jan 8, 2013 12:55 AM - Geoff: lol
    Jan 8, 2013 12:57 AM - VintagePC: well, at least only 67 of my 131 friends own it... I should be able to find SOMEONE to curse it with.

    TL;DR: Watch out. You might be next to be DOTA'd.
     
  8. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    This made my morning P.S Vintage I got the game so I am curse free ;D Though Fireh does not...... D:
     
  9. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :( I am a huge tea person
    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      I heard do it
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      larvar wants some too? :O
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      oh my...
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      well, I am single now... :cat

    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      there is enough to go around ;)

    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      I mean the tea
    a bit after....
    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      iceh don't you dare quotes thread that or I will slaughter you

    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol

    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      was about to
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      last thing i need is reechard castrating me <3

    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :(
    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      no, i'm overloaded with tea. :p
    <3 Spy so sorry
     
  10. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    VintagePC [VF4-S]: I don't need any. I heard you falling off the chair from all the way over on the east coast. :p
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: ASS
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: and that's a joke about my HEARING, not about other things
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: uh huh :p
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: go shower
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: I can smell your ass
    VintagePC [VF4-S] goes before lava finds something to throw
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: throw? bitch I'm getting in the car
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: oh, is it gonna be like that? well than I can hear YOURS.
    VintagePC [VF4-S] runs
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: VINTAGEMOTHERFUCKINGPCIMGONNAEATYOURSKINNYMOTHERFUCKINGSOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: Too much bone, not enough meat :p
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: FOILED AGAIN
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: "She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone"
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: I WIN MOTHER FUCKER
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: sadly SHE don't get any unless I send reechard PHP. *BA-DUM- TSSSSSHHHH*
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: crap
     
  11. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

    May I present the ENTIRE conversation, not just the part that portrays me as an ass? Oh, wait....

     
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  12. theLumberJack

    theLumberJack Achievement Hunter Member from long ago...

    1. 10 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      well, if you work at a helldesk, and there are no tickets, you're pretty much good to go.
    2. 10 minutes ago - Razer:
      it helps to be the networking guy that know how to bypass the firewall and the proxies.
    3. 9 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
      plenty of free time between souls at the helldesk
    4. 9 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      or that.
    5. 9 minutes ago - Razer:
      'course, last night I had actuall work to do.
    6. 9 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      I used to sit in the learning center for comp. sci folks to assist them with assignments.Wasn't busy. so I worked a second programming job and got paid twice for my time :D
    7. 9 minutes ago - CorruptDictator:
      yeah, i had a friend who worked helldesk for 3m, he was always playing something
    8. 7 minutes ago - Razer:
      I havent worked helldesk in years. was fun to manage it, tho.
    9. 5 minutes ago - CorruptDictator:
      I considering cs in college, but I am not very good with math
    10. 5 minutes ago - CorruptDictator:
      at least not advanced math
    11. 4 minutes ago - :
      VintagePC wonders if helldesk users are less stupid in a tech company and whether that would make it more bearable. But probably not.
    12. 3 minutes ago - Razer:
      Dunno about users, but I know teh operators are often substandard.
    13. 3 minutes ago - CorruptDictator:
      where I work, helldesk consists of someone asking me or the cfo how to fix something
    14. 3 minutes ago - CorruptDictator:
      l
    15. 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      oh the irony :D
    16. 2 minutes ago - Razer:
      Yeah. it's a huge joke.
     
  13. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] Bootsy:
      i'm dr. pepper

    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ahhhhhhh

    3. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      chooooo

    4. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      hi ?:cat
    5. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      bless you iceh
    6. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      damnit bootsy now i want a dr pepper
    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] Bootsy:
      drink me, lava
     
  14. CaptSpiffy

    CaptSpiffy Best Moderator NA

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    Insanity [VF4-A] is now Offline.
     
  15. Insanity

    Insanity Moderator of ALL the things VF4 Supporter

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  16. Razer

    Razer Achievement Hunter Member from long ago...

    Also... I am so g'damned glad that TS doesn't gets quotes-threaded. :)
     
  17. theLumberJack

    theLumberJack Achievement Hunter Member from long ago...

    Bartender last night: "You're not going to be too hung over for our physics lecture tomorrow are you?"
     
  18. Spago

    Spago Purveyor of unexpected food porn

    1 minute ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
    he wanted to suprise the mail person in a special way...but was to drunk to realize the mailbox is not a glory hole
     
  19. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      soooooooooo yeah
    2. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      fun stuff
    3. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      18+ only
    4. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      kids go back to google images
    5. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      AWww

    6. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      wait what spy\?

    7. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      tea date :D
    8. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      18+ :(

    9. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :O I want tea
    10. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Check mailbox for invitation
    11. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      ;P
    12. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      i havnt gotten mine yet
    13. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      no, the tea's open
    14. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      everything AFTER is 18+
    15. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      OOHH well good thing I am 32!
    16. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      I will bring the camera
    17. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      wait...thats a little perverted right?

    18. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      haha I am 18+ I will be there I will bring the Canadian maple syrup :)
    19. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      ehh fuck. YOLO amiright?
    20. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      Juuuuuuust a bit
    21. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      she's only a year younger than me, so...
    22. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      theLumberJack ices his nipples.
    23. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      k, rdy
    24. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      o_O

    25. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh high fives LJ
    26. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      that really scares me

    27. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      LJ I would do that but mine are always like that :(
    28. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      mmmmmmmmm baby
    29. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      haha
    30. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      wtf is happening here?!
    31. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      now lets go buy me some tea sb
    32. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      porno box

    33. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh is trying not to quote please LJ fill my need
    34. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      ;3
    35. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      yessssssssss
    36. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      quote it hard baby
    edit: right after....
    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VaultBot:
      Iceh has replied to Quotes Thread 2.0

    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ahhhhh so much better

    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh needs to quote at least twice a day or Iceh melts away
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      good boy
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] :
      spybait gives iceh a treat

    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :cat
    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      SHENANNERGANS

    8. A moment ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh quotes for treats
     
  20. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    \V/ FancynLace : gib n cheese and angel food cake
    DeBo [VF4-S] : FUCKING LOVE ANGEL FOOD CAKE
    Wild | Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S] : SAME
    DeBo [VF4-S] : FAVORITE CAKE EVER
    Wild | Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S] : dame good stuff
    \V/ Gibaroni and Cheese : with strawberries!
    Wild | Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S] : ;-;
    Wild | Star Knight[VF4] : dabes
    Wild | Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S] : so good
    jarben [VF4] : hi
    Wild | Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S] : make some please girls :3
    Wild | Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S] : <3
    \V/ FancynLace : pay me
    Wild | Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S] : in?
    jarben [VF4] has found: The Sandvich
    DeBo [VF4-S] : i'LL GIVE YOU BOOZE
    DeBo [VF4-S] : DOES THIS SUFFICE AS TRADE!?

    in a CvC scrim.....
     
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