Quotes Thread - VaultBot edition

Discussion in 'Spam' started by lonesome killer, Apr 14, 2014.

  1. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member

    1. 15 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      i do like the setup to the third worst porn plot ever
    2. [​IMG] 14 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      *snork*
    3. [​IMG] 10 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      and what might that plot be?
    4. [​IMG] 10 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      i'm thinking it's time for a phone
    5. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      only if you don't knooooooowwww :d
    6. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      ... that sounds disturbing
    7. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
      So it involves a phone...
    8. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
      Hopefully not like US Airways and their toy plane incident
    9. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      Not sure I want to know if vaultbot taunts me in a sing-song voice
    10. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      cool vintage. i am only talking about it since they think of us as a low steel team
    11. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
      wat
    12. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      complete warrior samurai is listed, but the prerequisites mean you'd need a minimum of 5 fighter ranks, though most people would meet the prereq's in 6
    13. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
      And it involves UGC highlander
    14. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      a phone and a whole UGC team? yikes
    15. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      now I _really_ don't want to know
    16. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      es tu jaloux?
    17. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      no... no, I am most definitely not
    18. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      lava, your first mission as a low steel team
    19. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      ...
    20. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
    21. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - Arron Dominion:
      So now we know Vaultbot's ''main character''
    22. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - Arron Dominion:
      BAD Vaultbot
    23. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
      it's been making passes at lava quite a lot
    24. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      methinks vaultbot has a hard-core crush bordering on e-stalk
    25. [​IMG] A moment ago - Arron Dominion:
      Well...this is Vaultbot's first step
    26. [​IMG] VaultBot:
      skynet, here we come!
     
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  2. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] A moment ago - LavaRed:
      yea like smegma and queef :D
    2. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      COVER YOUR EARS, VAULTBOT
    3. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      like smegma and queef
    4. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      ...dammit
     
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  3. Hexalan

    Hexalan Achievement Hunter

    [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
    shut up, vaultbot
     
  4. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      mitch disbanded to just focus on 6s, team interro leader contact stepped down and they are insecure about their penis size
     
  5. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member

    1. 5 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      Nobody has told me anything about "queef" yet.
    2. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - Statboy:
      damn it vintage, if used to say more dirty words
    3. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - Cheese4Everyone:
      Oh Vaultbot, your so innocent :p
    4. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - Cheese4Everyone:
      *you're :confused:
    5. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - Statboy:
      lava had taught vb all kinds of dirty words, it was hilarious
    6. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      can't trust lava no more
     
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  6. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      shall not obey sol darklord
    2. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      good vaultbot
    3. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - Statboy:
      autoreply stat
    4. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - VaultBot:
      womp womp you fail so epicaly
    5. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
      BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    6. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - Statboy:
      :roflmao
    7. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - English:
      ROFL
    8. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - Statboy:
      it's like it knows me....
    9. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      vaultbot shall not obey sol darklord
    10. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      funny, he was constantly muttering something about evil penguins
    11. [​IMG] A moment ago - English:
      LOL
    12. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      it knows sol pretty well too
    13. [​IMG] A moment ago - Statboy:
      he has achieved sentience
    14. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      skynet, here we come!
     
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  7. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - Insanity:
      i hate you too vaultbot....
    2. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      womp you fail
     
  8. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    1. [​IMG] Today at 8:51 AM - Reechard:
      vaultbot will you play D&D with us tonight?
    2. [​IMG] Today at 10:03 AM - Statboy:
      2night?
    3. [​IMG] 49 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      nope not getting up yet.
    4. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - lonesome killer:
      Vaultbot parties till 7 in the morning
     
  9. Hexalan

    Hexalan Achievement Hunter

    [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
    don't quote me next time


    You hear that people? You hear that?
     
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  10. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member

    1. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      the surgeon hold it up to silver or their team disbanded and smokey is a huge dbag :/ in other news apparently the forum software we already use for various things... and yet there's still stuff that is not a redhead named lavared.
    2. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      woooooooow
    3. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      WHELP
    4. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      Apparently everyone and everything must be a redhead named Lavared.
    5. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      "and i don't even know what company monsanto is
    6. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      official word on the street is xenforo still doesn't match up to a proper LavaRed installation.
    7. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
    8. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      omg
    9. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      you fail so epicaly
    10. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      shut up
    11. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      total for the shotgun and the server shuts down :/
    12. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      vintage!!! i see an online minecraft server and its not letting me on.... the rage is building!!!
    13. [​IMG] 10 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      Nobody has told me anything about "vintagepc" yet.
    14. [​IMG] 10 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      well vaultbot, maybe if you weren't such an ass to lava you'd have a chance at being whitelisted
    15. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      ikr?
    16. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      darklords... on the other team. i stairstabbed him then stabbed him when he was constantly muttering something about an hour after you left, didn't know you could say....puts on sunglasses... lavared yeeeeah
    17. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      WHOO
    18. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      it knows the proper approach for dealing with darklords
    19. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      and that they are on the other team
    20. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      YOU HAVE EARNED A PENGUIN AVATAR TODAy, VAULTBOT.
     
  11. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      lonesome what the fuck
    2. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - Statboy:
      Good morning VB
    3. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      speak for yourself
    4. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - Statboy:
      Still not a morning person?
    5. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      anyone got some recommended drinks for taking shots? something store bought, not a redhead darklord
     
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  12. Train in Vain

    Train in Vain Achievement Hunter

    A moment ago - VaultBot:
    you swear to smoke weed everyday
     
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  13. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 13 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      nope...i've been at arkansas children's hospital for over a year now. working full time. i keep trying to get one with twatbabbies and disney movie princesses, but not sure that plastic would hold up to his own face and wear it as a playable character though i now wish i had some kind of life goal >.<
    2. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - English:
      thats just disturbing VB
    3. [​IMG] A moment ago - Statboy:
      Umm VB is having pretty strange fantasies, should we bring in lava to ask him some questions, find out what Vintage is doing to VB at home?
    4. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      you say that....but you don't knooooooowwww :d
     
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  14. English

    English Global Mod Global Moderator Forum Moderator Source Server Admin Staff Member VF4 Supporter

    WHAT DID YOU DO TO VAULTBOT CHEESE?!!?!

    [​IMG]A moment ago - VaultBot:
    no cheese what i meant is if something bad were to happen to you, then nobody has an obligation to help you
     
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  15. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 13 minutes ago - Hexalan:
      you have failed me for the last time vintage
    2. [​IMG] 13 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      +10 modifier for angry woman buff
    3. [​IMG] 13 minutes ago - Hexalan:
      make a DC42 fort save against death
     
  16. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member

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  17. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      :p who are you doing?
    2. [​IMG] A moment ago - Statboy:
      Wow the question is who's doing you VB
    3. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
     
  18. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    Why always ME? :eek:
     
  19. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member

    It keeps you around since you have to come in and keep an eye on things? :D
     
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  20. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 25 minutes ago - Reechard:
      mumble is fine now
    2. [​IMG] 22 minutes ago - Reechard:
      but now the server list is borked
    3. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      heh, i think there's a bug
     

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