Quotes Thread - VaultBot edition

Discussion in 'Spam' started by lonesome killer, Apr 14, 2014.

  1. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
    [​IMG] 1 minute ago - VaultBot:
    good job lava.
    [​IMG] 1 minute ago - LavaRed:
    remind me to strangle vintage
     
    • It's a trap! It's a trap! x 1
  2. Hexalan

    Hexalan Achievement Hunter

    [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
    there's a point where we just ignore vaultbot
     
  3. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    [​IMG] Today at 12:57 PM - VaultBot:
    thanks snuffles! i like it in butt
     
  4. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    1. [​IMG] Today at 4:31 PM - Amanmegaman:
      what happens if vaultbot finds wikipedia?
    2. [​IMG] Today at 4:53 PM - VintagePC:
      then we're all doomed?
    3. [​IMG] Today at 4:53 PM - VaultBot:
      skynet, here we come!
    4. [​IMG] Today at 4:53 PM - VintagePC:
      ^^
     
  5. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

    1. [​IMG] 22 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      too quiet in here
    2. [​IMG] 20 minutes ago - English:
      you are too quiet
    3. [​IMG] 20 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      i always get a girl lava
    4. [​IMG] 17 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      yep the final round
    5. [​IMG] 17 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      o_O
    6. [​IMG] 17 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      talking dead? no the actual show lol
    7. [​IMG] 17 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      vaultbot is just not giving up on lava
    8. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - Hexalan:
      maybe lava is vb's biological mummy
    9. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      that has some... disturbing implications?
    10. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      but what the hey... quotes thread, here we come!
     
    • It's a trap! It's a trap! x 1
  6. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

    1. Today at 1:58 PM - LavaRed:
      Listen Linda Listen!!
    2. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - English:
      LARVAR
    3. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      gonna intimidate vintage into doing lava's homework :d
    4. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      HEY
    5. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      and it did not work
    6. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      NO
    7. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      PRECISELY
     
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  7. Hexalan

    Hexalan Achievement Hunter

    [​IMG] 6 minutes ago - VaultBot:
    blame the japs!!!!
     
  8. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Vaultbot's personality disorder exposed:

    1. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      i propose we rename bawks to d&dbawks
    2. [​IMG] A moment ago - Hexalan:
      no u
    3. [​IMG] A moment ago - Hexalan:
      u r teh newfeg
    4. [​IMG] A moment ago - lonesome killer:
      LE PUFF PUFF
    5. [​IMG] A moment ago - Hexalan:
      u r a hipy
    6. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      get your d&d shiznit away from my box!
    7. [​IMG] A moment ago - Hexalan:
      i did ur mum
    8. [​IMG] A moment ago - lonesome killer:
      Vaultbot is possessed
    9. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      well... they still did decide to name it off of something else
    10. [​IMG] A moment ago - Ragnorok:
      wow vaultbot is having a personality disorder
    11. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      get your d&d shiznit away from my box!
     
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  9. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

    1. [​IMG] 44 minutes ago - lonesome killer:/auto blonde
    2. [​IMG] 44 minutes ago - VaultBot: wtf? i just tap into the the school's network
    3. [​IMG] 44 minutes ago - Hexalan: no you nigress it's /reply
    4. [​IMG] 10 minutes ago - lonesome killer: /reply blonde
    5. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - lonesome killer:I did it and it dont work
    6. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC facepalms so hard it can be heard in california
    7. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot: to be elaborate :p i just have to say it is an abbott and costello moment
    8. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC: you *DO* realize it's right in the MOTD ABOVE SHOUTBOX, right?
    9. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:yes vaultbot... it is a VERY A&C moment.
     
  10. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 19 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      lonesome are u talking about that girl that is suing her parents, bend her over your knee, and give her a good spanking

    Wow, I wonder how VB knows what Lonesome is into
     
  11. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

    VaultBot:
    my doc was about to reattach the finger of a nomal weekend for me to find that 18 year old girl who is suing her parents, bend her over your knee, and give her a good day
     
  12. Hexalan

    Hexalan Achievement Hunter

    [​IMG] Today at 8:48 AM - VaultBot:
    i would agree with Hexalan that lonesome is unpatriotic and hates america
     
    • It's a trap! It's a trap! x 1
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  13. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      there's a point where we just ignore vaultbot
     
  14. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      vintages first attempt at creating sentient life ends in a fire
     
  15. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] A moment ago - VaultBot:
      i wear lava's skin like a fucking phone, hypocrite :p
     
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  16. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

  17. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

    !8ball are you gonna ask lava for a BJ, vaultbot?
     
  18. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Expression is forbidden: !8ball are you gonna ask lava for a BJ, vaultbot?

    For: VintagePC Re: #57
     
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  19. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] Today at 8:05 AM - VaultBot:
      don't quote me next time
     
  20. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) Srcds Server Operator Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member TF2L developer DMC Tester

    1. [​IMG] 15 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      *boom
    2. [​IMG] 15 minutes ago - Kyrillon:
      lol
    3. [​IMG] 15 minutes ago - Kyrillon:
      sweet
    4. [​IMG] 14 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      cuz 9/11 jokes
    5. [​IMG] 14 minutes ago - Hexalan:
      what an amazing thing
    6. [​IMG] 13 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      off to bed... lots to do at work tomorrow.
    7. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      hah... vaultbot just topic-bombed you, hex
    8. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      :roflmao
    9. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - Hexalan:
      what a nerd
    10. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - Kyrillon:
      hahahaha
    11. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      i'm too tired to throw knives
    12. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      tie them to your rifle and make a bayonet then
    13. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - VintagePC
      hightails it out of here before engrish sees it
    14. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - Hexalan:
      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
    15. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - English:
      :p
     

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