Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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Mar 31, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC puts a big, greasy fingerprint on the shiniest thing he can find
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:12 PM - LavaRed: dude even my planner is organized by color. Court hearings are in orange, meetings in baby blue, and so on
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC: and runs away cackling like a mad witch
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:12 PM - LavaRed: Pengoo I swear to the herring gods I will slap your shit
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:13 PM - LavaRed: http://www.gnomeparty.com/flash/?file=slapyourshit.swf
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:14 PM - VintagePC tilts the diploma on the wall by 2.63°
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:14 PM - VintagePC: WHOOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP *runs off*
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:14 PM - VintagePC:

Mar 31, 2014 at 4:15 PM - LavaRed: oh you gonna get it now
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:16 PM - LavaRed: http://www.gnomeparty.com/flash/?file=deutsch_zone.swf
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:16 PM - LavaRed: I'm waddling away to go make dinner....yall behave now, ya hear?
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:16 PM - English: NOPE
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:17 PM - LavaRed: yup
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:17 PM - English kicks feet up on Lava's desk
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:17 PM - LavaRed: stuffed peppers.....mmmm
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:17 PM - LavaRed: oh HELL NAW
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:17 PM - English:
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:17 PM - English: whoop look at the time
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:17 PM - English: gotta run
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:17 PM - VintagePC tilts the diploma back, wipes off the fingerprint and puts the pen cup back so english is the sole target of womanly scorn
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:18 PM - Arron Dominion: So you basically: http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enh...4/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9348-1327086367-35.gif
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:18 PM - Arron Dominion: *

Mar 31, 2014 at 4:18 PM - VintagePC: yar, mee reechard and lava... OPERATORS, ASSEEEEEMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEE!
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VintagePC: Heh... http://i.imgur.com/mG6ggD2.jpg
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:41 PM - VintagePC wanders off to see what's for dinner
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:50 PM - VintagePC: whoo, pizza
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:51 PM - VintagePC: made a batch of beans/meat burrito filling over the weekend
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:51 PM - VintagePC: is nom
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:51 PM - VintagePC: so I froze some for later
Mar 31, 2014 at 4:56 PM - VintagePC: oh good, comcast and verizon both moving on to WCIA quarter-finals
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:08 PM - Zirkus: this just in. doing a desk job for 6 months and the going back to factory work is a terrible idea. my poor feet v_v
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:09 PM - LavaRed: time for some class A shoes buddy
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:15 PM - Zirkus: I had to wear shitty steeltoes at my last job so i assumed i would here. thankfully no such rule here so its comfy shoe hunting time.
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:27 PM - VintagePC: I have a comfortable pair of non-steel hard-toed boots
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:38 PM - Ragnorok: hello people.....um whats today?
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:40 PM - Ragnorok: i been awake for too much the past few days
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:40 PM - Zirkus: Id sacrifice a few people for it to be thursday
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: RICK!!!! YOU FUCKING BADASSS!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! (watch walking dead dammit)
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:43 PM - Ragnorok: uh....woot?
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:44 PM - Ragnorok: hmm if it was thurs im pretty sure my friends wouldnt have let me go home, they would have made me stay and drink
Mar 31, 2014 at 5:48 PM - Zirkus: If it was thursday id be gettin paid tomorrow and i need that money to drink away this muscle pain >.<
Mar 31, 2014 at 7:08 PM - lonesome killer: This Chatbox is starting to sound like my Facebook feed... Just a bunch of single men posting about how much they drink.
Mar 31, 2014 at 7:09 PM - English: said the person who still lives in his mother's basement
Mar 31, 2014 at 7:40 PM - TimeCrush: With the Sonic OC
Mar 31, 2014 at 7:40 PM - TimeCrush: That really irks me more than it should.
Mar 31, 2014 at 7:42 PM - TimeCrush: Like, I'm pretty sure I'm having that aggressive dominating male response, even though I'm not that kind of guy.
Mar 31, 2014 at 7:42 PM - TimeCrush: I think your just that weak.
Mar 31, 2014 at 7:50 PM - Train in Vain: smoke weed
Mar 31, 2014 at 7:58 PM - TimeCrush: On it Train
Mar 31, 2014 at 8:24 PM - Statboy: i like how we are having conversations in the forums that could be had in the shoutbox a little easier

 

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Mar 31, 2014 at 8:25 PM - Inasc: Hey Vintage, you around?
Mar 31, 2014 at 8:29 PM - VintagePC: yar?
Mar 31, 2014 at 8:39 PM - Geoff: 6 pages of the purest form of nerds. lol
Mar 31, 2014 at 8:40 PM - Inasc: Sorry Vintage, I didn't see your message haha.
Mar 31, 2014 at 8:40 PM - Inasc: Can you please add me on STEAM? I'm having issues adding you. Add me @ Ulauma
Mar 31, 2014 at 8:47 PM - English: You just jealous Geoff
Mar 31, 2014 at 8:50 PM - Arron Dominion: 6 pages of the purest form of awesome?
Mar 31, 2014 at 9:03 PM - Geoff: love to say I'm jealous, but I'm not a D&D fan.
Mar 31, 2014 at 9:15 PM - Statboy: your totally jelly geoff
Mar 31, 2014 at 9:22 PM - English: totally jelly...
Mar 31, 2014 at 9:33 PM - Arron Dominion: Jelly in our eyes

 

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Mar 31, 2014 11:31 PM - lonesome killer: This pony shit is gay
Mar 31, 2014 11:41 PM - Train in Vain: yes
Mar 31, 2014 11:41 PM - Train in Vain: yes it is
Mar 31, 2014 11:50 PM - TimeCrush: That button, I'm resisting, but curious.
Apr 1, 2014 12:50 AM - SoL DarkLord: VINTAGE!
Apr 1, 2014 12:51 AM - SoL DarkLord: Damnit I will murder that damn penguin!
Apr 1, 2014 12:54 AM - SoL DarkLord: If anyone wants to speak to me I'll be hating a plan to strike back against Vintages for this evil prank it appears he had in store for me.
Apr 1, 2014 12:55 AM - SoL DarkLord: Also Timecrush you should push that button..... do it and you will not regret it.
Apr 1, 2014 1:08 AM - lonesome killer: League of Legends April Fools patch is epci
Apr 1, 2014 1:08 AM - lonesome killer: epic8
Apr 1, 2014 3:25 AM - Arron Dominion: ...
Apr 1, 2014 3:25 AM - Arron Dominion: Welp time to vacate the forums for a day xD
Apr 1, 2014 5:59 AM - Geoff: wtf does that button do
Apr 1, 2014 6:09 AM - Geoff: IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Apr 1, 2014 6:20 AM - VintagePC: maybe that's the joke.... you _think_ it will do something disastrous but it does nothing
Apr 1, 2014 6:40 AM - Insanity: or maybe it just needs enough clicks....
Apr 1, 2014 6:42 AM - VintagePC: shhh... nobody must ever know that when it hits 100 clicks there's free stuff
Apr 1, 2014 6:43 AM - VintagePC: DAMMIT
Apr 1, 2014 6:47 AM - Insanity: I HATE U VINTAGE!!!!!!
Apr 1, 2014 6:50 AM - VintagePC: I had nothing to do with it
Apr 1, 2014 6:50 AM - VintagePC: 'tis yer own fault
Apr 1, 2014 6:54 AM - Geoff: MOTHER FUCKER VINTAGE
Apr 1, 2014 6:54 AM - Geoff: WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS TYHIS?!
Apr 1, 2014 6:54 AM - Geoff: MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Apr 1, 2014 6:54 AM - Geoff: TURN IT OFF
Apr 1, 2014 6:56 AM - VintagePC: TROLOLOLOLOL
Apr 1, 2014 6:57 AM - Geoff: Like, I can't even read the damn shoutbox, I gotta highlight to read.
Apr 1, 2014 6:57 AM - Geoff: lol I love how you show who the fuck all pressed it. That's awesome. I don't care for that FUCKING FLY CRAWLING AROUND.
Apr 1, 2014 6:57 AM - VintagePC: babhhahaha
Apr 1, 2014 7:03 AM - VintagePC: there, now you should be able to read bawks
Apr 1, 2014 7:03 AM - VintagePC: a little better, anyway
Apr 1, 2014 7:04 AM - Geoff: >=/
Apr 1, 2014 7:05 AM - VintagePC: the sad thing is this was ready way back in october
Apr 1, 2014 7:14 AM - LavaRed: where's the list of victims?
Apr 1, 2014 7:15 AM - Geoff: Press the button and you'll find out.
Apr 1, 2014 7:16 AM - LavaRed: nope
Apr 1, 2014 7:16 AM - LavaRed: lol
Apr 1, 2014 7:17 AM - VintagePC: *pushes the button for lava
Apr 1, 2014 7:17 AM - VintagePC: HUEHUEHUEHUE
Apr 1, 2014 7:18 AM - LavaRed: like hell you will
Apr 1, 2014 7:18 AM - Geoff: hahah her name is there! hahahahah
Apr 1, 2014 7:18 AM - VintagePC: Too late
Apr 1, 2014 7:18 AM - Geoff: Oh you just made my day better Vintage.
Apr 1, 2014 7:19 AM - LavaRed: well my daughter will be quite pleased with this turn of events
Apr 1, 2014 7:19 AM - LavaRed: luckily for you, I'm still hopped up on drugs from the dentist
Apr 1, 2014 7:20 AM - VintagePC has visions of lava drooling slightly and trying to look away but being unable to
Apr 1, 2014 7:20 AM - LavaRed: drooling, yes
Apr 1, 2014 7:20 AM - Geoff: I'd be okay with this if there wasn't a friggen bug moving around
Apr 1, 2014 7:21 AM - VintagePC: just the icing on the cake
Apr 1, 2014 8:54 AM - English: rofl vintage

 

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Apr 1, 2014 at 8:54 AM - English: well played
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:55 AM - English: im just assuming you made the button make it into MLP or something
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:55 AM - English: because there is no way in hell that I am going to push that button
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:11 AM - VintagePC: wimp
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:12 AM - VintagePC: if you don't push it I might just push it for you
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:19 AM - English: You would do that to a fellow penguin?! :O
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:24 AM - Ragnorok: hmm?
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:25 AM - VintagePC: Nah, just jerking your chain engrish.
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:25 AM - Ragnorok: whats going on and why did i get a text from insanity that reads..."FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON ON THE FORUMS"
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:25 AM - Ragnorok: who did what?
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:25 AM - VintagePC: because you should push the button?
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:26 AM - VintagePC: every time you push it, it punishes insanity
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:28 AM - Ragnorok: tempting but i know the kind of stuff you are capable of vintage so theres this little voice going "IT'S A TRAP!"
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:29 AM - Ragnorok: i'll just go press the button on his computer again
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:29 AM - Ragnorok:
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:29 AM - VintagePC:
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:30 AM - Ragnorok: seems like that idea might work lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:30 AM - VintagePC: well, it ruins the fun of him seeing his own brother pushed the button, but whatever
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:31 AM - Ragnorok: im not going to give him that satisfaction
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:32 AM - Ragnorok: wheres the list of people who have hit the button?
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:32 AM - VintagePC: you have to have pushed the button to know that
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:32 AM - Ragnorok: ah
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:33 AM - Ragnorok: quite the conundrum
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:33 AM - VintagePC: but I know we're up to 9 now
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:33 AM - Ragnorok: i see that it says 9
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:33 AM - VintagePC: which, I think is nearly everyone that's visited so far
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:34 AM - VintagePC: funny how curiosity works
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:34 AM - Ragnorok: lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:34 AM - Ragnorok: i shall lure more victims
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:35 AM - Ragnorok: anyways....im off for now, gotta finish some paperwork to apply for this job
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:36 AM - VintagePC: so far english has managed to resist
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:37 AM - Ragnorok: he shall not be the only one
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:40 AM - VintagePC: the curiosity will get to you
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:42 AM - VintagePC: as it will to you, engrish
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:48 AM - VintagePC: I know it's itching at you
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:55 AM - English:
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:55 AM - English: No it won't
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:55 AM - English: I follow directions. It says Do NOT push, so I do not push...
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:55 AM - English: Life is sometimes very nice when you follow directions
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:56 AM - VintagePC: *changes it to say "Push for $10" just for english
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:56 AM - VintagePC: D
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:56 AM - VintagePC: *
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:59 AM - English: I make more in the time it would take me to push it
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:00 AM - English: (not really not even close)
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:00 AM - VintagePC: depends
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:00 AM - VintagePC: if it takes you ~30 minutes to push
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:01 AM - English: yeah pretty much...
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:01 AM - English: Well if the same people that created healthcare.gov created this website then its a real possibility
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:02 AM - VintagePC: I take offense to that
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:02 AM - English:

 

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Apr 1, 2014 at 10:02 AM - Ragnorok: logged in just to yell burn! lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:02 AM - English: Its k vintage. we all know you could have done a better job with what you have here than what they did with $200 million
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:03 AM - English: and probably had a better response time and more uptime
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:03 AM - English: for serial. they should have just paid you $25 million to make the website and it would have been wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than what they have now
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:03 AM - Ragnorok: so yeah im gonna say no my curiosity will not get the better of me, gotta agree with english it says dont push
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:05 AM - LavaRed: so uh
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:05 AM - LavaRed: I love how pengoo is conveniently offline
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:05 AM - VintagePC: lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:05 AM - Ragnorok: hi lava!
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:05 AM - VintagePC: my wifi connection dropped
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:05 AM - Ragnorok: lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:06 AM - LavaRed: uh huh lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:06 AM - VintagePC: and TBH you have no idea how much willpower it took not to drop a trap link for you earlier rag
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:06 AM - VintagePC: when you asked where the list of clickers was
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:06 AM - Ragnorok: lol i wouldnt have blamed ya
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:06 AM - LavaRed: so I have an even better AFD joke
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:07 AM - Ragnorok: ?
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:07 AM - Ragnorok: lets hear it
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:07 AM - VintagePC: but it wouldn't be fair
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:07 AM - VintagePC: I want to see how many click the button of their own accord
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:08 AM - LavaRed: I paid good money to have someone drug me, torture me, make me bleed, drug me again, remove a body part, leave a huge hole in my body, make me vomit and make me be in excruciating pain
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:09 AM - Ragnorok: sounds like my typical friday...i mean what?
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:09 AM - VintagePC: sounds like a typical friday night in the Dunn household
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:09 AM - VintagePC high-fives Ragnorok
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:09 AM - LavaRed: ha
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:09 AM - Ragnorok:
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:09 AM - VintagePC: my other retort was "oh, you are plannign to have another kid?"
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:10 AM - VintagePC: *planning
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:10 AM - Ragnorok: LMAO
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:10 AM - Ragnorok: wow
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:11 AM - LavaRed: ermahgerd
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:11 AM - Ragnorok: im trying not to laugh so much im at someone elses house atm..dont think ive been on my own computer since...wed night at least
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:12 AM - LavaRed: wanna hear something sick, yet cool?
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:12 AM - Ragnorok: sure
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:13 AM - LavaRed: I vomited mid-procedure this morning and they had to irrigate vomit from the hole in my gums
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:14 AM - Ragnorok: lol and eewwwww at the same time
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:15 AM - LavaRed: ikr?
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:15 AM - Ragnorok: way to go lava lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:15 AM - LavaRed: that's a me!
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:15 AM - English: good jerb. this is why we cant have nice things
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:16 AM - English: And vintage! Someone pressed it! its up to 10
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:16 AM - Ragnorok: wooooo!
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:16 AM - VintagePC: well, that's just lava being silly
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:16 AM - LavaRed: yes vintage...someone else pressed it...I WONDER WHO
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:16 AM - Ragnorok: my guess is the other person it says is online
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:17 AM - English: Its probably Lava who pressed it
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:17 AM - Ragnorok: idk does it count people twice?
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:17 AM - LavaRed: hehehe
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:17 AM - LavaRed: for the record, I NEVER pushed it
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:18 AM - Ragnorok: well we'll find out shortly, who ever pressed it possibly will rage in box soon

 

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Apr 1, 2014 at 10:18 AM - VintagePC: lava pressed it way back in october when I was first testing it
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:18 AM - Ragnorok: lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:18 AM - VintagePC: so it still counts IMO
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:19 AM - LavaRed: he won't rage
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:19 AM - Ragnorok: *pokes at button with stick*
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:19 AM - Ragnorok: my curosity shall not get the best of me
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:19 AM - VintagePC: *the button sits there innocently... being very tempting*
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:21 AM - Ragnorok: i think ym and english should have a contest to see who can go without pushing it the longest
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:21 AM - Ragnorok: me*
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:21 AM - LavaRed: somehow I think engrish will win
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:21 AM - Ragnorok: -.-
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:21 AM - Ragnorok: no never!
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:25 AM - Ragnorok: im just sitting here eating tortillas
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:25 AM - VintagePC: huh, did the counter go back to 9 for anyone else?
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:25 AM - Ragnorok: ignoring the button
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:26 AM - Ragnorok: WTF?!~
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:27 AM - LavaRed: what happened?
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:27 AM - Ragnorok: it burns!!!!!!
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:27 AM - Ragnorok: get rid of this AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:27 AM - VintagePC: huh, nvm. guess I had a stale copy of vf4 open in a tab
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:27 AM - VintagePC: hahahaha, you clicked the button, didn't you rag
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:27 AM - LavaRed: good jerb
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:28 AM - Ragnorok: I NEVER HIT THE F*ING BUTTON JUST REFRESH!
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:28 AM - VintagePC: *slow clap
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:28 AM - Ragnorok: WTF IS THIS SH*T
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:28 AM - LavaRed: uh huh suuuure you didn't....that's what they all say
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:28 AM - Ragnorok: im quite sure lava
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:28 AM - LavaRed: well it IS a big button
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:29 AM - English: See work is keeping me from pushing the button
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:29 AM - Ragnorok: yeah but it isnt up at the freaking top
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM - LavaRed: English, my hurts
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM - Ragnorok: i really did just hit refresh tho
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM - Ragnorok: this contest was fixed!
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM - English: Lava... What did you think would happen?
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM - VintagePC wanders off to prepare
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM - English: Rag... its okay. Just acknowledge the fact that I have more willpower than you
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM - LavaRed: I thought....ow idk
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:30 AM - Ragnorok: seriously tho
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:31 AM - Ragnorok: im tking a break from the site until its gone giving me a headache
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:31 AM - LavaRed: oh you're fine rag...it's just for one day
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:31 AM - English: roll a will save to see if you overcome the horridness of the website
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:31 AM - English: rather the horridness of the button
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:33 AM - LavaRed: back to bed to let my meds sink in
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:44 AM - English: how was work yesterday lavar?
Apr 1, 2014 at 11:16 AM - TimeCrush: What the hell is this button
Apr 1, 2014 at 11:17 AM - TimeCrush: I leave the button be.
Apr 1, 2014 at 11:17 AM - TimeCrush: We've got an understanding; button and I.
Apr 1, 2014 at 12:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: I admit I pushed the button that doesn't change the fact I hate Vintages any less for this.
Apr 1, 2014 at 1:01 PM - SoL DarkLord: I am half tempted to create a second account just so I don't have to see the ponies.
Apr 1, 2014 at 1:05 PM - English: inb4 banned for multiple accounts

 

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Apr 1, 2014 at 1:48 PM - SoL DarkLord: I didn't say I already created one, I just said I'm tempted.
Apr 1, 2014 at 1:57 PM - LavaRed: it's only for one day
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:10 PM - lonesome killer: This Ultra Rapid Fire mode is perfect for Lava
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:10 PM - lonesome killer: Miss an Ashe arrow? Another one is ready in 30 seconds
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:15 PM - English: rofl CDR ashe?
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:16 PM - LavaRed: hate you all
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:30 PM - English: 11 vintage
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:42 PM - English: how are ya feeling lavar?
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:43 PM - lonesome killer: Hvae you seen the Patch notes English?
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:44 PM - LavaRed: I'm not hurting AS much but I still feel pretty icky and sick
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:44 PM - English: no i havent lonesome
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:44 PM - English: and thats better lava
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:44 PM - lonesome killer: In URF mode (Ultra Rapid Fire) all champs get 80% cooldown from the start of the game.
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - lonesome killer: its the limited time game mode, made just for April Fools
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - lonesome killer: No mana or energy costs for any spell
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - English: 1 day only?
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - LavaRed: we have to play
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - English: lux lazer
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - lonesome killer: its like a 2 week thng
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - English: every 5 seconds
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - lonesome killer: Kassadin is disabled in the play mode
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - English: rofl
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - English: teleporting everywhere
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - LavaRed: omg yes YES
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - lonesome killer: Teemo has a max of 20 shrooms allowed
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - LavaRed: what about karthus?
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:45 PM - English: roflmao
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - lonesome killer: cuz otherwise he'd hav 100's
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - English: is it playable on summoners rift?
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - lonesome killer: Yes
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - lonesome killer: It is summoners rift
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - English: mother of god
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - lonesome killer: Its like All for One, limitied time thing
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - English: yeah
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - English:
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - English: lava
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - English: when i get home
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - English: we play
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - LavaRed: yes
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - lonesome killer: Ranged attackers get 100% bonus attack speed from items
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:46 PM - LavaRed: yes
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:47 PM - lonesome killer: Soraka, spam Star Call every 0.2 seconds
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:47 PM - lonesome killer: Zilean, bomb every 2 seconds
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:47 PM - lonesome killer: Read the patch notes
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:47 PM - lonesome killer: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/ne...league-legends-today?ref=en_na_PVPC_urfupdate
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:49 PM - lonesome killer: Even the splash screen is awseom. Lux lasers and teemo shrooms exploding eveyrhwere
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:54 PM - English: yeah rofl
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:54 PM - English: urgot rockets every .1 sec
Apr 1, 2014 at 2:55 PM - English: lux every 8 or 9 seconds
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:04 PM - Zirkus: Pny skin is definite improvement

 

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Apr 1, 2014 at 4:05 PM - Zirkus: Also. I cant lift my arms above a horizontal position or i cry T_T
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:16 PM - VintagePC: ouch
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:21 PM - Zirkus: Good news is i can build a cabinet with my eyes closed now.
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:22 PM - VintagePC: redoing the kitchen?
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:24 PM - Zirkus: Got a job assembling furniture. We ran 35 of these generic looking cabinets today
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:26 PM - VintagePC: ah
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:26 PM - VintagePC: chairs tomorrow?
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:28 PM - Zirkus: That would be too kind to my spaghetti arms. Shouldnt complain though. Job is great and not super hard. I just was a giant chair tumor the last 6 months >.<
Apr 1, 2014 at 4:30 PM - VintagePC: the upside of non-sedentary jobs is no need to go to the gym
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:17 PM - Insanity: IT STILL BURNS ARRGGGGGG
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:17 PM - English: rofl
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:17 PM - Insanity: DAMN YOU VINTAGE!!!!
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:17 PM - Train in Vain: i wonder what this button does
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:17 PM - English: lavabish?
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:17 PM - VintagePC: oh, I dunno
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:18 PM - VintagePC: count how many times it's been pushed by the little ticker below it?
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:18 PM - Train in Vain: i pushed it once and nothing happened
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:18 PM - Train in Vain: AND OH GOD I PUSHED IT AGAIN
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:18 PM - Train in Vain: WHAT
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:21 PM - VintagePC: smoke weed errhyday
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:21 PM - VintagePC: I believe is what you always say
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:22 PM - VintagePC: I suspect that might help your current situation
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:23 PM - Train in Vain: I have to browse on my phone
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:24 PM - English: rofl
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:25 PM - English: reeeeeeeeeeeechard
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:27 PM - English: rofl 13 now vintage
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:29 PM - VintagePC: lol
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:29 PM - VintagePC: wonder how high it will get before the end
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:35 PM - Zirkus: Had a decent find involving farm animals english. http://i.imgur.com/tGuKyDO.png
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:36 PM - SoL DarkLord: train don't bother bro, it's on worse.
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: OHHHH SNAP! Got into the Heros of the Storm Alpha
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:46 PM - Statboy: omg, there's a giant red button, must push
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:47 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: unless it shows nudes when i press it theres no point
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:48 PM - Statboy: WTF VINT, HOW THE HELL DO I GET THESE PONIES OFF MY SCREEN!!!
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:54 PM - VintagePC chuckles
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:54 PM - VintagePC: Our hearts go out to the 14 victims of the red button
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:55 PM - Statboy: damn it vint, i cleared by cookies, and my catch had to do the whole security thing for steam and it's still freakin ponies!!!
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:55 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: says 12 to me
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:55 PM - VintagePC: probably because people have clicked since you last loaded the page
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:56 PM - Statboy: seriously vint, how do i kill the ponies?
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:56 PM - VintagePC: you can't
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:56 PM - VintagePC: but all things succumb to time
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:57 PM - Statboy: i hate you so much right now....
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:57 PM - VintagePC: hey, I'm not the one that had to click the button
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:57 PM - VintagePC points at english
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:57 PM - VintagePC: He's been refraining from clicking all day
Apr 1, 2014 at 5:58 PM - Statboy: Don't do it english, it's horrible in here
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:00 PM - Zirkus: amg, my mantras buff my cows. this is glorious
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:03 PM - VintagePC: It's funny because there's a list so you can see who else fell for it and make fun of them too
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:04 PM - VintagePC: it's even funnier because SoL was one of the first to click it and you'd think he would have learned not to trust things on this site

 

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Apr 1, 2014 at 6:04 PM - VintagePC: since this is now deja vu for him
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:09 PM - English: rofl
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:09 PM - English: i have not even come close to touching that button
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:10 PM - VintagePC: I have a suspicion you'll be tempted to push it with a few minutes left... just to see what it looks like
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:10 PM - English: hahsaha im pretty sure i know what it looks like
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:10 PM - English: but if anything i would push it just to see who else did LOL
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:11 PM - VintagePC: maybe it's changed... YOU'LL NEVER KNOW...
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:14 PM - VintagePC wanders off to do some penguin things
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:23 PM - Zirkus: i figured i knew what the button was before clicking it
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:27 PM - Insanity: yea same here, but I also expected to not have it bound to my account so i could reverse it
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:27 PM - Zirkus: why do companies have to do horrible april fools stuff every year. was annoying a long time ago
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:30 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: cuz its something fun to do....
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:30 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: why do people play April fools jokes on each other
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:31 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Heros of the storm plays kinda clunky compared to League
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:32 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: plus i can't rebind my keys to the way i like in league so that kinda sucks atm
Apr 1, 2014 at 6:43 PM - VintagePC: *hears a ding and looks over: Heh, fifteen
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:23 PM - lonesome killer: Canadians have a weird sense o fhumor
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:24 PM - lonesome killer: At least with Ad Block Plus I could block all the ponies
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:25 PM - lonesome killer: The really annoying part is not being able to see any of the forums.
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:43 PM - Train in Vain: butts
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:11 PM - Ragnorok: oh god the sites still broken...just came for a quick announcement, i got the job woot! im employed again
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:12 PM - Geoff: THis better be gone when I get home tomorrow.
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:13 PM - Ragnorok: i didnt even hit the damn button vint just decided to skip that step for me
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:15 PM - Ragnorok: and now im off, cause i cant proof read what im typing
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:16 PM - Train in Vain: fck this pony shit is even on my phone
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:24 PM - lonesome killer: Yeah train, its tied to your account
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:25 PM - VintagePC: wasn't me rag
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:41 PM - Train in Vain: boourns
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:42 PM - Hexalan: damascus
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:43 PM - Hexalan: oh god ponies that's what happened
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:44 PM - VintagePC: congrats
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:45 PM - VintagePC: *slow clap
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:57 PM - VintagePC: And, boys and girls, have we learned our lesson for today?
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:57 PM - SoL DarkLord: Not pushing that button now.
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: NOT TO EVER TRUST YOU AGAIN!
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:58 PM - lonesome killer: Yes, dont trust Canadians
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:58 PM - lonesome killer: ever
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:58 PM - VintagePC: since when did you trust me at all to begin with/
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:58 PM - VintagePC: and if I may say so... nobody MADE you click the button
Apr 1, 2014 at 8:59 PM - VintagePC: (except rag, but he had it coming)
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:01 PM - VintagePC: Details on how it was done tomorrow... but for now, bedtime
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:26 PM - English: lol... am i the only one who didnt push it?
Apr 1, 2014 at 11:03 PM - TimeCrush: I too resisted the button.
Apr 1, 2014 at 11:04 PM - Arron Dominion: Yay everything is normal

 

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Apr 2, 2014 12:04 AM - SoL DarkLord: Holy shit, the posts in that thread tonight.
Apr 2, 2014 5:57 AM - Geoff: Oh good, my site is back to normal. Fucking Vintage
Apr 2, 2014 6:12 AM - Geoff: House MD on Netflix for anyone interested. =D
Apr 2, 2014 6:14 AM - Geoff: lol ESO http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/
Apr 2, 2014 8:28 AM - Statboy: approaches vault with shotgun ready, will shoot first any ponies he see's
Apr 2, 2014 9:14 AM - English: teeheee everyone raging
Apr 2, 2014 9:25 AM - VintagePC: It's funnier because people _want_ to blame me when they themselves pushed said button
Apr 2, 2014 9:26 AM - Statboy: a button is only as evil as the penguin who placed it there
Apr 2, 2014 9:27 AM - Statboy: that was a good april fools day prank
Apr 2, 2014 9:28 AM - VintagePC: when I set out to make that... I know some people hate AFD
Apr 2, 2014 9:29 AM - Statboy: people like english who refused to participate?
Apr 2, 2014 9:29 AM - VintagePC: so I figured, whelp, if you hate it... don't push the button and nothing will happen
Apr 2, 2014 9:29 AM - Statboy: i'm surprised at youtube, only 1 rickroll video from the 12 or so people I sub
Apr 2, 2014 9:30 AM - VintagePC: well, not so much that as being "forced" to be pranked
Apr 2, 2014 9:30 AM - VintagePC: which is stupid and annoying
Apr 2, 2014 9:30 AM - VintagePC: i.e. all the stupid news stories posted
Apr 2, 2014 9:30 AM - VintagePC: or if I'd applied that theme to everyone
Apr 2, 2014 9:31 AM - Statboy: that would have been hilarious, applying the theme to everybody
Apr 2, 2014 9:31 AM - VintagePC: but this way... you have to subconsciously _want_ to be pranked
Apr 2, 2014 9:31 AM - VintagePC: and that could also have backfired
Apr 2, 2014 9:31 AM - Statboy: applying the theme to everybody, is like farting in a car when u have control of the window locks
Apr 2, 2014 9:32 AM - VintagePC: that's no longer a prank, that's just being an utter asshole
Apr 2, 2014 9:32 AM - VintagePC: in a proper prank the victim is still in control
Apr 2, 2014 9:32 AM - Statboy: no it's freaking hilarious, as long as you're the farter and not the fartee
Apr 2, 2014 9:33 AM - VintagePC: I didn't say it wasn't funny, I just said it's not a prank
Apr 2, 2014 9:33 AM - VintagePC: there's a distinction
Apr 2, 2014 9:34 AM - Statboy:

Apr 2, 2014 9:34 AM - Statboy: like this is an amazing prank
Apr 2, 2014 9:34 AM - VintagePC: back to the topic-> Gotta be careful. there have been communities in the past that have gone "hurrhurr, we're closing" as an AFD prank
Apr 2, 2014 9:34 AM - VintagePC: and then subsequently died because everyone left
Apr 2, 2014 9:35 AM - Statboy: yah, you've got to have intelligence when you prank
Apr 2, 2014 10:05 AM - English: AFD prank?
Apr 2, 2014 10:10 AM - VintagePC: yes?
Apr 2, 2014 10:11 AM - English: what is an AFD prank?
Apr 2, 2014 10:11 AM - English: ah april fools day
Apr 2, 2014 10:11 AM - English: stupid acronyms
Apr 2, 2014 10:11 AM - VintagePC: technnically it is an initialism
Apr 2, 2014 10:13 AM - English: and the difference between an initialism and an acronym is?
Apr 2, 2014 10:14 AM - English: one you say the letters individuall the other you say it as a whole word?
Apr 2, 2014 10:14 AM - English: e.g. BBC and NASCAR
Apr 2, 2014 10:14 AM - VintagePC: initialism takes the first letters and they are not necessarily a word
Apr 2, 2014 10:14 AM - English: the former being an initialism and the latter being acronym
Apr 2, 2014 10:15 AM - VintagePC: yarp
Apr 2, 2014 10:15 AM - English: interesting...
Apr 2, 2014 10:18 AM - English: learning something new... erry day
Apr 2, 2014 12:20 PM - lonesome killer: It's season 4 and the lesbian tactical officer is back. Make her stop
Apr 2, 2014 12:43 PM - Statboy: anybody have a picture file i could use for a skeleton on roll 20?
Apr 2, 2014 12:43 PM - Statboy: ie top down view
Apr 2, 2014 1:26 PM - English: find one yet statboy?
Apr 2, 2014 1:26 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxIHBhUUBxIUFhUWGCAbGRgYGRocHxciHSAkGhsiHR8ZHyggIB4rJxghITIiJikrLi4uGCQ0ODYuNykvLi4BCgoKDA0NFA8PFCwcHBwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLDcsLCwsLDcsLCwsNzcsNysrKywsLCw3LCssKywrLCsrKyssN//AABEIAMMBAgMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAEAAwEBAQEBAAAAAAAAAAAABAUGBwEDCAL/xABMEAABAwIDAgcMBgkDAwUBAAABAAIDBBEFBiESMQcTQVFhktIUFSIyNVJTVHFzgbIjNJGTw9MWNkJydKGis9GCscEkM2IlQ2OD8Bf/x

 

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Apr 2, 2014 at 1:27 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: whoops
Apr 2, 2014 at 1:27 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxIHBhUUBxIUFhUWGCAbGRgYGRocHxciHSAkGhsiHR8ZHyggIB4rJxghITIiJikrLi4uGCQ0ODYuNykvLi4BCgoKDA0NFA8PFCwcHBwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLDcsLCwsLDcsLCwsNzcsNysrKywsLCw3LCssKywrLCsrKyssN//AABEIAMMBAgMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAEAAwEBAQEBAAAAAAAAAAAABAUGBwEDCAL/xABMEAABAwIDAgcMBgkDAwUBAAABAAIDBBEFBiESMQcTQVFhktIUFSIyNVJTVHFzgbIjNJGTw9MWNkJydKGis9GCscEkM2
Apr 2, 2014 at 1:27 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: fuck you google images
Apr 2, 2014 at 1:27 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:

Apr 2, 2014 at 1:27 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: there
Apr 2, 2014 at 1:29 PM - Geoff: lol wtf snuffles
Apr 2, 2014 at 1:30 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i did the preview url link not the actual go into the picture file link
Apr 2, 2014 at 1:31 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: thats an old Heroes Quest reference right there. That was a fun board game
Apr 2, 2014 at 2:04 PM - Statboy: lol
Apr 2, 2014 at 2:04 PM - Statboy: thanx snuffles
Apr 2, 2014 at 2:22 PM - lonesome killer: Damn, rooting and setting up custom recovery on phones are getting easier. They now have a "dummy" mode where a program will do everything for you
Apr 2, 2014 at 2:23 PM - lonesome killer: Kinda takes out the fun
Apr 2, 2014 at 4:15 PM - Zirkus: mmmmm skin peeling off my fingers. such a satisfying feeling, like a good sunburn peeling
Apr 2, 2014 at 4:41 PM - VintagePC: I fancy some nachos
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:09 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i need to vent my computer fan to the outside... makes my room pretty warm
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:47 PM - Zirkus: I know those feels. My computer is my worst enemy in the summer
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:48 PM - Zirkus: also was unaware that THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER was in d3
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:49 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Did someone say THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER?
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:50 PM - Zirkus: Yes i mentioned THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:51 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Yeah i thought you said, THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER but wasn't sure
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:55 PM - VintagePC: huh. All I read was
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:55 PM - VintagePC: MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:55 PM - VintagePC:
Apr 2, 2014 at 5:58 PM - Zirkus: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior THUNDERFURY, BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER
Apr 2, 2014 at 6:44 PM - LavaRed: da fuq
Apr 2, 2014 at 6:51 PM - VintagePC: argh
Apr 2, 2014 at 6:52 PM - VintagePC: I need to decide on a new mod of the month already?
Apr 2, 2014 at 6:58 PM - VintagePC: I don't have time for this
Apr 2, 2014 at 6:58 PM - VintagePC: too busy trying to find ways to spring ponies on unsuspecting darklords
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:09 PM - LavaRed: git r done vintage
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:09 PM - LavaRed: that why I pay you
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:14 PM - VintagePC: I Demand double my current pay
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:16 PM - LavaRed: on what grounds?
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:21 PM - TheAngrySpy: Vintage is under paid! I say raise!
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:22 PM - Zirkus: So another fish?
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:23 PM - LavaRed: Deal!
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:24 PM - LavaRed: herring for all!
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:24 PM - TheAngrySpy: Ew.
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:25 PM - TheAngrySpy: Come to Canada, we have killer Salmon.
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:25 PM - LavaRed: I prefer shrimp
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:26 PM - TheAngrySpy: We have pretty killer shrimp.
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:26 PM - LavaRed: sold
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:26 PM - LavaRed: although I have a secret fantasy to live in London
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:26 PM - TheAngrySpy: You can leave Reechard and we'll run away to London together.
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:28 PM - Statboy: is there a vint or insanity that can answer a roll 20 question for me?
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:28 PM - LavaRed: yea I don't think so...he and I make beautiful babies together
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:28 PM - TheAngrySpy: YOU HAVE BABIES?!
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:29 PM - LavaRed: just 1 but yea
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:29 PM - LavaRed: she's almost 9
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:29 PM - TheAngrySpy: Omg any pictures?

 

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Apr 2, 2014 at 7:29 PM - LavaRed: yea I think there's some on the forums here hang on
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:29 PM - TheAngrySpy: Ugh, Reechard cheated on me with you.
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:30 PM - VintagePC: I can try stat?
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:30 PM - LavaRed: http://www.vaultf4.com/threads/post-yourself-and-other-people-too-you-know-if-you-want.48/page-9
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:30 PM - LavaRed: halfway down the page
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:31 PM - Statboy: nvm i got it, player bookmark on the map section, had to learn that that existed
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:35 PM - TheAngrySpy: Awehh your kids adorable.
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:36 PM - LavaRed: hells yea she is
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:40 PM - Train in Vain: ladies
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:41 PM - LavaRed: train
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:41 PM - Train in Vain: butts
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:42 PM - Train in Vain:
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:47 PM - LavaRed: weiners
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: booobs
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:47 PM - LavaRed: everyone loves those!
Apr 2, 2014 at 7:48 PM - SoL DarkLord: Why wouldn't they?
Apr 2, 2014 at 8:31 PM - Ragnorok: waffles
Apr 2, 2014 at 8:31 PM - TheAngrySpy: I love you all
Apr 2, 2014 at 8:32 PM - Ragnorok: yay!
Apr 2, 2014 at 8:33 PM - Train in Vain: nohomo
Apr 2, 2014 at 8:35 PM - LavaRed: who said?
Apr 2, 2014 at 8:54 PM - English: lava likes da homo
Apr 2, 2014 at 9:16 PM - Ragnorok: holy hell this ultra rapid fire mode in league
Apr 2, 2014 at 9:18 PM - Ragnorok: and omg the team i have to fight atm Veigar, ziggs, Fid, sona and karth
Apr 2, 2014 at 10:17 PM - Train in Vain: double gun obama op on urf mode

 

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Apr 3, 2014 9:26 AM - Ragnorok: feel good to be employed again i start this weekend woot
Apr 3, 2014 9:26 AM - Ragnorok: lol
Apr 3, 2014 9:27 AM - Statboy: what kinda job did u get rags?
Apr 3, 2014 9:27 AM - Ragnorok: vet assistant basically
Apr 3, 2014 9:27 AM - Ragnorok: sort of
Apr 3, 2014 9:27 AM - Statboy: i'm so sorry for you loss
Apr 3, 2014 9:28 AM - Ragnorok: go around to petcos and give pet vaccinations
Apr 3, 2014 9:28 AM - Ragnorok: ?
Apr 3, 2014 9:28 AM - Statboy: the loss of your dignity, working with animals all day whose owners consider you second rate to the animal
Apr 3, 2014 9:29 AM - Ragnorok: eh i really dont give a crap i get to hang out with a good friend of mine
Apr 3, 2014 9:29 AM - Statboy: i wouldn't mind working with animals, it's dealing with PETA types that would cause me to go postal
Apr 3, 2014 9:29 AM - Statboy: does this good friend have boobs?
Apr 3, 2014 9:29 AM - Ragnorok: possibly....
Apr 3, 2014 9:30 AM - Ragnorok: yes lmao
Apr 3, 2014 9:30 AM - Statboy: cause i could totally see taking damn near any job just to get some, previous statement retracted, you retain your dignity
Apr 3, 2014 9:30 AM - Ragnorok: uh i think of her more as a sister
Apr 3, 2014 9:31 AM - Statboy: screw her anyway if the chance arises, you'll thank me, unless she has the clap in which case you'll itch and burn and curse me
Apr 3, 2014 9:32 AM - Ragnorok: yeah not gonna do that....shes insanities ex
Apr 3, 2014 9:32 AM - Ragnorok: i'll make jokes about it, but yeah not crossing that line
Apr 3, 2014 9:33 AM - Geoff: Lol makes it even better!
Apr 3, 2014 9:33 AM - Statboy: bro rules, always be happy for your bro when he gets some
Apr 3, 2014 9:33 AM - Statboy: it is written
Apr 3, 2014 9:33 AM - Ragnorok: im also not single yet either
Apr 3, 2014 9:34 AM - Statboy: you're making excuses, is she that ugly?
Apr 3, 2014 9:34 AM - Ragnorok: no like i said i think of her as a sister lol
Apr 3, 2014 9:35 AM - Statboy: uhuh, ugo's
Apr 3, 2014 9:35 AM - Statboy: or are you gay?
Apr 3, 2014 9:35 AM - Ragnorok: what ever and people wonder why i dont socialize much
Apr 3, 2014 9:36 AM - Statboy: lol
Apr 3, 2014 9:39 AM - English: Rag--- Just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score
Apr 3, 2014 9:39 AM - Ragnorok: wtf is with you guys jeez lol
Apr 3, 2014 9:40 AM - Ragnorok: LAVA get in here and make these guys behave! lol
Apr 3, 2014 9:43 AM - Statboy: Lava is a psychologist type, she understands the psychological value of sex. It is an almighty good, except when babies pop out.
Apr 3, 2014 9:48 AM - English: yeah thats no beuno
Apr 3, 2014 10:13 AM - TheAngrySpy: You dirty minded folks.
Apr 3, 2014 10:14 AM - lonesome killer: Don't do it rag.
Apr 3, 2014 11:00 AM - VintagePC: *applauds at the level of WTF-ery bawks reached without his help
Apr 3, 2014 11:07 AM - Ragnorok: ikr?
Apr 3, 2014 11:09 AM - Ragnorok: how is there 7 on mvm? i thought that was a 6 person mode
Apr 3, 2014 11:11 AM - Statboy: Yet another victim is claimed by WTF box
Apr 3, 2014 11:47 AM - Statboy: The Angry Hobo's? Vint AFD is over
Apr 3, 2014 11:59 AM - Ragnorok: whoa malph got an art update
Apr 3, 2014 12:09 PM - VintagePC: Actually stat... we might be getting a silver, gold or plat team
Apr 3, 2014 12:09 PM - VintagePC: still in the works and pending full approval, but it's possible
Apr 3, 2014 12:37 PM - English: whats this for vintage?
Apr 3, 2014 12:44 PM - VintagePC: HL
Apr 3, 2014 12:44 PM - VintagePC: UGC HL, that is
Apr 3, 2014 12:49 PM - English: we getting a proteam?
Apr 3, 2014 12:52 PM - Arron Dominion: Are they currently rostered or a new team?
Apr 3, 2014 12:56 PM - VintagePC: it's a new team but I've been informed it is going to be composed of existing high-level players

 

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Apr 3, 2014 at 12:56 PM - English: and they need a sponsor?
Apr 3, 2014 at 12:58 PM - VintagePC: mhm
Apr 3, 2014 at 12:58 PM - VintagePC: one or more of them have been with us before as NWG
Apr 3, 2014 at 12:59 PM - VintagePC: which is why they asked us
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:03 PM - Arron Dominion: Depends on who from NWG, a few of them are stuck in Steel now it seems
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:04 PM - VintagePC: Yeah, we'll have to see
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:05 PM - VintagePC: one of the reasons they're already set up is so that they can use the bookable servers for tryouts
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:05 PM - VintagePC: and they know we're not looking for another iron or steel team
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:29 PM - TheAngrySpy: We are going into Gold in Season 13.
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:29 PM - TheAngrySpy: Have the likes of Kyle, TMP, Nook, Bravo and other well known players trying out for us this weekend.
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:30 PM - TheAngrySpy: No one from the previous team NWG is joining the new team.
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:31 PM - TheAngrySpy: Except myself.
Apr 3, 2014 at 1:32 PM - TheAngrySpy: Well over a month and a half until the new season starts so - We're taking our time picking the right players to form a solid roster.
Apr 3, 2014 at 5:42 PM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Apr 3, 2014 at 6:11 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: latest humble bundle looks pretty good
Apr 3, 2014 at 6:51 PM - VintagePC pokes mod of the month
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:42 PM - English: *pokes vintage*
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:42 PM - VintagePC: *pokes a certain flag on English's forum account*
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:42 PM - VintagePC:
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:43 PM - English: ruhroh
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: hoooshit
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: Kitchen nightmares
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: Amy's baking company pt 2
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: April 11th
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:57 PM - English: lol
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:57 PM - English: thats the place in arizona right? where gordon ramsey walked out and didnt finish?
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:57 PM - VintagePC: yeah
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:57 PM - English: heh nice
Apr 3, 2014 at 7:58 PM - VintagePC: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy's_Baking_Company_(Kitchen_Nightmares)
Apr 3, 2014 at 8:51 PM - NameIsName: Anyone active in the shoutbox?
Apr 3, 2014 at 8:54 PM - NameIsName: Nevermind im good
Apr 3, 2014 at 8:59 PM - English: lavabread
Apr 3, 2014 at 9:32 PM - Inflikted:
Apr 3, 2014 at 10:08 PM - Train in Vain:

 

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Apr 4, 2014 at 6:33 AM - VintagePC: comcast, seaworld, monsanto and walmart in the WCIA quarter-finals
Apr 4, 2014 at 6:33 AM - VintagePC: comcast by a landslide, I think
Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 AM - SoL DarkLord: Most likely.
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:07 AM - VintagePC: /roll
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:08 AM - VintagePC tests something
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:34 AM - VintagePC wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:35 AM - VintagePC rolls /roll 3d5+10 Result:3/3/1 = 7 5 10 = 0
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:40 AM - VintagePC rolls d5+10 Result: 3/2/4 = 9 + 10 = 0
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:43 AM - English: /roll
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:43 AM - English wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:43 AM - English rolls d5+1 Result: 4/2/5 = 11 + 1 = 11
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:43 AM - English: womp womp bawks doesnt know how to maths
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:43 AM - VintagePC wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:43 AM - VintagePC wants to roll 100 dice but we can only afford 25...
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:43 AM - VintagePC:
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:44 AM - English: gotta work on the bawk's ability to add vintage
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:44 AM - VintagePC rolls d20-3 Result: 8 = 8 - 3 = 2
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:44 AM - VintagePC: lol
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:44 AM - English: rofl
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:44 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d20-3 Result: 10 = 10 - 3 = 3
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:45 AM - English: hahaha
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:45 AM - English: go home bawks, you're drunk
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+5 Result: 3 = 3 + 5 = 8
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - English wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - English rolls 1d5+0 Result: 1 = 1 + 0 = 1
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - English rolls 1d5+0 Result: 1 = 1 + 0 = 1
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - English rolls 1d5+0 Result: 2 = 2 + 0 = 2
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - English rolls 1d5+7 Result: 3 = (3 + 7) = 10
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - English: there we go
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d10/2 Result: 9 = (9 / 2) = 4
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:46 AM - English wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:47 AM - English rolls 5d6+0 Result: 3/1/6/6/4 = (20 + 0) = 20
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:47 AM - English: ooo
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:47 AM - VintagePC: can you tell I was bored?
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:47 AM - English: ROFL
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:47 AM - English: got a server error
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:47 AM - English: guess what I tried to do?
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:47 AM - VintagePC: what did you break?
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:47 AM - English: LOL /roll 1d10/0
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:48 AM - English: it was like DO NOT WANT
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:49 AM - English rolls 1d12+5 Result: 11 = (11 + 5) = 16
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:49 AM - English: seems to work great vintage and yes you must have been bored
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:49 AM - English wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:49 AM - English wants to roll 30 dice but we can only afford 25...
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:49 AM - English: hehehe
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:50 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d5/0 Result: 1 = (1 / 0) = Infinity, Dumbass.
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:50 AM - VintagePC:
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:51 AM - VintagePC: 'twas something to do while I waited for a win7 install
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:53 AM - VintagePC rolls 3d5 * 10 - Result: 5/1/4 = (10 * 10) = 100
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:54 AM - VintagePC codes a full-fledged D&D engine into shoutbox on his lunchbreak

 

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Apr 4, 2014 at 8:55 AM - VintagePC rolls 3d5-100 - Result: 3/1/1 = (5 - 100) = 0
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:56 AM - English: hahahaha
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:56 AM - English rolls 1d10/0 - Result: 10 = (10 / 0) = Infinity, Dumbass.
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:56 AM - English: teehee
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:58 AM - VintagePC wants to roll 0. Someone needs to learn some math...
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:59 AM - VintagePC wants to roll 0 dice. Someone needs to learn some math...
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:59 AM - VintagePC lives in an alternate dimension where zero-sided dice exist.
Apr 4, 2014 at 8:59 AM - VintagePC:
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:00 AM - English: hahahaha
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:00 AM - English wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:00 AM - English lives in an alternate dimension where zero-sided dice exist.
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:03 AM - VintagePC: weirdo
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:03 AM - English: says the person who coded a DnD dice rolling mechanic into Chat Box...
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:06 AM - SoL DarkLord wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:06 AM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+0 - Result: 7 = (7 + 0) = 7
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:06 AM - SoL DarkLord: Well I must run some errands then.
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:07 AM - SoL DarkLord: Later bawks.
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:15 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+2 - Result: 14 = (14 + 2) = 16
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:15 AM - VintagePC: 16? I CALL YOUR BLUFF
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:25 AM - Reechard: /roll
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:25 AM - Reechard wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:25 AM - Reechard: lol
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:25 AM - Reechard rolls 1d20+5 - Result: 15 = (15 + 5) = 20
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:25 AM - Reechard: woo 20
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:27 AM - Reechard rolls 1d100+2 - Result: 8 = (8 + 2) = 10
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:27 AM - Reechard wants to roll 100 dice but we can only afford 25...
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:27 AM - Reechard: awwww
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:27 AM - Reechard lives in an alternate dimension where zero-sided dice exist.
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:27 AM - VintagePC: if only we had a more powerful server
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:27 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d6/0 - Result: 5 = (5 / 0) = Infinity, Dumbass.
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:39 AM - VintagePC wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 9:40 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d65535+0 - Result: 31493 = (31493 + 0) = 31493
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:34 AM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+8 - Result: 11 = (11 + 8) = 19
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:35 AM - SoL DarkLord: I bluff you penguin, And I bet I am successful.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:35 AM - SoL DarkLord: Now my errands have been run, but still the first showing today of Captain America is at 12:30, at my usual theater, so... I have about 30 minutes.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:35 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+4 - Result: 5 = (5 + 4) = 9
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:36 AM - VintagePC: well damn
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:36 AM - SoL DarkLord: Thankfully it's Friday, so most families are busy.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:36 AM - VintagePC: so it was errands after all
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:36 AM - SoL DarkLord: A bank run and a haircut, plus some weighing to see if I should wait for tomorrow or buy what I saw today.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:37 AM - SoL DarkLord: All three were important.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:39 AM - SoL DarkLord: /rolls 25d100
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:39 AM - SoL DarkLord wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:39 AM - SoL DarkLord: damnit forgot that.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:41 AM - SoL DarkLord: Damn my mom's laptop is confusing. the scrolling seems to be inverted on her touchpad.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:42 AM - VintagePC:
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:42 AM - SoL DarkLord: Damn HP they need to get with the program.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:43 AM - SoL DarkLord: If religion was a drug it would be opium. Quick everyone go do some opium.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:51 AM - Statboy: looking at all the erroneous dice rolling can i just say,

Apr 4, 2014 at 10:52 AM - SoL DarkLord: The truth about how Vintage spends his nights

 

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Apr 4, 2014 at 10:52 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+4 - Result: 10 = (10 + 4) = 14
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:53 AM - VintagePC: YOUR INSULT HAS NO EFFECT AGAINST MY AC 20 DEFENSE
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:53 AM - SoL DarkLord: You're not the one calling in, you're the tech support agent.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:54 AM - Statboy: lol
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:54 AM - SoL DarkLord: Or was that regarding Stat?
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:54 AM - VintagePC: at stat
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:54 AM - SoL DarkLord: Okay.Alright.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:55 AM - SoL DarkLord: ps... stat would be the one calling in.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:55 AM - VintagePC: bahahaha
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:56 AM - Statboy:
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:56 AM - VintagePC: who actually subscribes and gets paid accounts for that kind of content anyway
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:56 AM - VintagePC: pretty sure there's more than enough free stuff out there, no/
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:56 AM - VintagePC: ?
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:57 AM - SoL DarkLord: My guess is all the people who download those videos then upload them to the free streaming sites.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:58 AM - SoL DarkLord: Also sorry stat, you're the only other one talking, otherwise I would have said Geoff.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:58 AM - VintagePC: well then, I shall defer to your superior knowledge on that subject
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:58 AM - SoL DarkLord: Now I'm off to go see a movie.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:58 AM - VintagePC: huehueuehuehue
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:59 AM - SoL DarkLord: TO specify, not that kind of movie, Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:59 AM - VintagePC takes things out of (or in this case, in) context, as usual
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:59 AM - VintagePC: "winter soldier"?
Apr 4, 2014 at 10:59 AM - VintagePC: still sounds like the title of a bad 70s b-reel porn
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:00 AM - Statboy: haven't watched the insult yet, it's next on my to do list sol
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:00 AM - SoL DarkLord: Alright.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:01 AM - SoL DarkLord: I'll see you all in about 3 to 3 1/2 hours.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:04 AM - TheAngrySpy: Jeeze, thats a long porno.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:04 AM - Statboy: ohh good god, never pay for porn, college girls are lining up to give it away for free.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:05 AM - TheAngrySpy: Perty mucgh
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:05 AM - TheAngrySpy: Much*
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:05 AM - TheAngrySpy: They line up even faster when you're in the military
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:06 AM - Statboy: and god bless daddy issues, may they never be solved
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:09 AM - TheAngrySpy: Hahahahaha.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:09 AM - TheAngrySpy: Oh lord.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:10 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+0 - Result: 1 = (1 + 0) = 1
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:10 AM - VintagePC: YOU STUCK IT IN CRAZY
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:10 AM - Statboy wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:10 AM - VintagePC: Roll 1d20 to see if you can escape the clingy psycho girlfriend
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:10 AM - Statboy: apparently you cannot roll 1 d NERD!!!
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:13 AM - TheAngrySpy wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:13 AM - Statboy: also never break up with a crazy chick, keep sleeping with her (because crazy sex is awesome) then make sure she see's you sleeping with somebody else. The crazy chic will then go crazy on the other chic instead of you
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:14 AM - TheAngrySpy: Oh lord.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:14 AM - Statboy: I recommend paying for another chic for this, as doing that to a friend is just mean
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:16 AM - Geoff: Can't wait, Game of Thrones returns to us. At last...
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:16 AM - Statboy: Same here Geoff, i'm hoping Joffrey's wedding is first episode
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:23 AM - Geoff: I gotta rewatch the last season. I assume Joffrey dies this season. Eaten and shit out by a dragon.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:24 AM - VintagePC rolls 2d6 - Result: 3/4 = (7 ) =
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:24 AM - VintagePC rolls 2d10 - Result: 3/5 = (8 ) =
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:25 AM - Statboy: i take it you haven't read the books? By the end of book 5 the dragons and the cute blonde girl haven't arrived in westeros yet
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:25 AM - VintagePC rolls 3d5+1 - Result: 4/1/5/// = (10 +1) = 10
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:25 AM - Statboy: i won't tell you anymore and spoil it, but things get awesome

 

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Apr 4, 2014 at 11:25 AM - VintagePC rolls 2d5 - Result: 5/1 = (6 ) = 6
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:26 AM - VintagePC rolls 2d5+3 - Result: 2/5 = (7 +3) = 10
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:27 AM - VintagePC rolls 2d5+6 - Result: 1+3 = (4+6) = 10
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:27 AM - VintagePC rolls 25d1 - Result: 1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1 = (25) = 25
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:27 AM - VintagePC: much better
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:27 AM - Statboy wants to roll 100000 dice but we can only afford 25...
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:27 AM - VintagePC: HAH
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:27 AM - Statboy: damn u vint
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:27 AM - VintagePC:
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:28 AM - VintagePC: I was prepared for people trying to roll insane or odd dice
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:28 AM - VintagePC: try rolling zero dice or a zero sided one
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:28 AM - Statboy: hoping to fill up the shoutbox with dice
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:28 AM - VintagePC: or a divide by zero modifier
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:28 AM - Statboy lives in an alternate dimension where zero-sided dice exist.
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:28 AM - Statboy: lol
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:29 AM - VintagePC: now I just need to code it so that when SoL posts something it randomly pastes a pony image instead
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:29 AM - VintagePC: *rolls, not posts
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:30 AM - VintagePC:
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:34 AM - VintagePC rolls 2d6 - Result: 5/6 = (11) = 11
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:34 AM - VintagePC adds another easter egg and sees who will be first to find it
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:40 AM - Statboy: lol
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:40 AM - Statboy rolls 2d6 - Result: 2/6 = (8) = 8
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:40 AM - Statboy: that wasn't it
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:40 AM - VintagePC: nope
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:51 AM - VintagePC: Huh
Apr 4, 2014 at 11:51 AM - VintagePC: apparently a chinese company has major shareholdings in Riot games
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:20 PM - Statboy: .roll 1d10000
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:20 PM - Statboy rolls 1d100000 - Result: 44780 = (44780) = 44780
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:21 PM - Statboy: 1 roll 10000d1
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:21 PM - Statboy wants to roll 10000 dice but we can only afford 25...
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:21 PM - Statboy: hints on the easter egg?
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:26 PM - VintagePC: keep rolling?
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:27 PM - VintagePC: 'tis probability based, not based on the particular values entered
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:31 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d100000 - Result: 51073 = (51073) = 51073
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:31 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d100000 - Result: 14400 = (14400) = 14400
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:33 PM - VintagePC rolls 5d100000 - Result: 74905/81845/59225/93548/61683 = (371206) = 371206
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:35 PM - Statboy rolls 1d1+68999 - Result: 1 = (1+68999) = 69000
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:36 PM - Statboy rolls 1d1+665 - Result: 1 = (1+665) = 666
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:37 PM - Statboy rolls 1d1+999999 - Result: 1 = (1+999999) = 1000000
Apr 4, 2014 at 12:37 PM - Statboy rolls 1d1+99999 - Result: 1 = (1+99999) = 100000
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:02 PM - Geoff: What the fuck is going on
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:05 PM - VintagePC: dicemod for chatbawks?
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:42 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d6+12 - Result: 1 = (1+12) = 13
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:42 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20+2 - Result: 5 = (5+2) = 7
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:42 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:42 PM - Arron Dominion: ...
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:43 PM - Geoff: lol what am I missing here?
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:43 PM - Arron Dominion: The dice rollers of the world must hate me
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:43 PM - Arron Dominion: Welcome to DnD style dice rolls
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:44 PM - Arron Dominion: d20 are 20-sided die

 

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Apr 4, 2014 at 1:44 PM - Arron Dominion: d6 is the normal one most think about
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:45 PM - Geoff: I demand a button for this then Vintage. Make it happen.
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:06 PM - lonesome killer rolls 1d20 - Result: 6 = (6) = 6
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:07 PM - lonesome killer rolls 1d99999999+1 - Result: 90826999 = (90826999+1) = 90827000
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:17 PM - Geoff: So like.,..
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:21 PM - lonesome killer: I win
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:25 PM - Ragnorok: what the?....
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:25 PM - Geoff: Oh hey, that movie about Steve Jobs is on netflix. cool
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:26 PM - TheAngrySpy: Great movie. I loved it.
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:27 PM - Geoff: Stars Kutcher, has to be decent.
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:27 PM - Geoff: Oh shit, Caaptain Pussy is out today...debating to see it or not. =/
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:28 PM - lonesome killer: BWAHAHA 5 year old cracks Xbox One's password security lock...turns out all you have to do is type in the wrong password and then hit space a few times
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:32 PM - lonesome killer: http://www.10news.com/news/5-year-old-ocean-beach-exposes-microsoft-xbox-vulnerability
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:32 PM - Geoff: Think this movie is laying it on a little thick.
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:35 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: what a dork kid
Apr 4, 2014 at 2:46 PM - Geoff: Alright, fuck it. Let's go check this movie out. Can't be worse than the first one
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:01 PM - TheAngrySpy: Darn Vintage isn't around.
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:17 PM - Geoff: Lol I forgot that stupid "gods not dead" came out too.
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:18 PM - TheAngrySpy: Hes not dead
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:18 PM - TheAngrySpy: I'm right here
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:39 PM - English: VINTAGE
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:40 PM - English rolls 23d42 - Result: 38/13/3/35/26/35/12/39/9/18/22/14/8/31/22/32/10/34/22/32/21/28/14 = (518) = 518
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:40 PM - English wants to roll 0 dice. Someone needs to learn some math...
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:40 PM - English wants to roll 0 dice. Someone needs to learn some math...
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:40 PM - English lives in an alternate dimension where zero-sided dice exist.
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:40 PM - English wants to roll 26 dice but we can only afford 25...
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:40 PM - English rolls 1d507 - Result: 120 = (120) = 120
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:40 PM - English rolls 1d420 - Result: 166 = (166) = 166
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:41 PM - English rolls 1d666 - Result: 474 = (474) = 474
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:41 PM - English wants to roll some dice but flubbed the syntax. (/roll XdY +-*/ Z)
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:41 PM - English rolls 1d666 - Result: 442 = (442) = 442
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:41 PM - English rolls 1d100 - Result: 59 = (59) = 59
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:41 PM - English rolls 1d100 - Result: 93 = (93) = 93
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:41 PM - English rolls 1d100 - Result: 86 = (86) = 86
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:41 PM - English rolls 1d100 - Result: 52 = (52) = 52
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:42 PM - English rolls 1d100 - Result: 98 = (98) = 98
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:42 PM - English rolls 1d100 - Result: 10 = (10) = 10
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:46 PM - English: Hey Rag
Apr 4, 2014 at 3:53 PM - English rolls 24d42 - Result: 27/31/28/33/38/24/30/3/21/42/41/3/22/6/1/6/24/1/37/20/32/32/18/3 = (523) = 523
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:03 PM - VintagePC: so that's why the server keeps making rattling noises
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:04 PM - English:
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:04 PM - English: is that the easter egg rattling?
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:05 PM - VintagePC: newp
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:05 PM - VintagePC: doesn't look like anyone's hit it yet though
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:06 PM - English: hrm. so its not something based off of a certain number combination put in>?
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:06 PM - English rolls 1d5+5 - Result: 1 = (1+5) = 6
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:07 PM - English rolls 1d6-0 - Result: 4 = (4-0) = 4
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:07 PM - English rolls 1d6*0 - Result: 2 = (2*0) = 0
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:07 PM - English rolls 1d1 - Result: 1 = (1) = 1
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:23 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Penta with alistar just now

 

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Apr 4, 2014 at 4:25 PM - VintagePC: newp
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:47 PM - Statboy rolls 1d1-1 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:48 PM - English: rofl
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:48 PM - English: was that it?
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:49 PM - English rolls 1d1-1 - Result: 1 = (1-1) = 0
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:49 PM - English rolls 1d1-1 - Result: 1 = (1-1) = 0
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:49 PM - English rolls 1d1-1 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:50 PM - Statboy: you think it's a nat 20 with 1d20?
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:50 PM - Statboy rolls 1d20 - Result: 16 = (16) = 16
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:51 PM - English rolls 1d1+19 - Result: 1 = (1+19) = 20
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:51 PM - English rolls 1d20 - Result: 3 = (3) = 3
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:51 PM - English rolls 1d20 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English: rofl
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 1d20 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 1d20 - Result: 7 = (7) = 7
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 1d20 - Result: 16 = (16) = 16
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 1d20 - Result: 16 = (16) = 16
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - Statboy rolls 1d20 - Result: 3 = (3) = 3
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 3d6 - Result: 4/6/6 = (16) = 16
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 3d6 - Result: 5/4/5 = (14) = 14
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 3d6 - Result: 1/6/5 = (12) = 12
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 3d6 - Result: 6/5/5 = (16) = 16
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - Statboy rolls 1d20 - Result: 8 = (8) = 8
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:52 PM - English rolls 3d6 - Result: 6/1/5 = (12) = 12
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - English rolls 3d6 - Result: 2/1/6 = (9) = 9
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - Train in Vain: wat is goin on
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - Statboy rolls 1d20 - Result: 11 = (11) = 11
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - VintagePC: DAMMIT stop wearing out my dice!
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - English: You almost ready for sunday stat?
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - VintagePC: we're already down to a maximum of 20 now
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - Statboy: i'm completely ready English
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - English: TELL US WHAT THE EASTER EGG IS! OR THE DICE GETS IT
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - English rolls 21d1 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - VintagePC: you already hit it
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - VintagePC: three times now
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - English rolls 21d1 - Result: 1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1 = (21) = 21
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:53 PM - English: false
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - English: not down to 20 die
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Statboy: the nat zero? cause Arron hit that way earlier
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VintagePC: that was a joke
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VintagePC: lol
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VintagePC: well, that was it
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - English rolls 20d1 - Result: 1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1 = (20) = 20
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - English: boom nat 20
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VintagePC: there's a 10% probability that happens regardless of the actual roll
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Statboy: lol
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:55 PM - English: someone please save me from raaaage
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:55 PM - English: he is following me
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Statboy: Mute button
Apr 4, 2014 at 4:55 PM - English: srsly