Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:59 PM - English: no in other ways lonesome
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:59 PM - English: for example
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:59 PM - English: if I am conducting an interview
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:59 PM - English: and i need cut from one thing he said to another thing he said
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:59 PM - English: that would create a jump cut
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:59 PM - English: which is quite jarring for a viewer
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:00 PM - English: one technique for covering up a jump cut is to zoom in on the subject
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:00 PM - lonesome killer: hollywood magic
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:00 PM - English: but zooming in when you only shoot at 1080p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:00 PM - English: means that you actually lose quality
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:00 PM - English: the pixel density decreases
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:01 PM - English: shooting in 4k would mean that I could zoom in 4times and my pixel density would be the same as if i shot natively in 1080p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:01 PM - lonesome killer: MEGAJIXELS and JIGABYTES
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:01 PM - lonesome killer: and WEE-FEE OH MY
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:02 PM - English: thank you lonesome for listening while I try and actually explain something to you. you can go fuck yourself now and die in a fire
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:02 PM - lonesome killer: I listend
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:02 PM - lonesome killer: zooming in 4k gives you 1080 resolution at 4 times the zoom
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:02 PM - lonesome killer: to make your picture look pretty
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:02 PM - English: which means better quality for the viewer
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:03 PM - English: but having a 4k TV doesnt really help the viewer
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:03 PM - English: because not all things are shot in 4k
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:04 PM - lonesome killer: There's rumors the Note 4 may be a 4k or 2k screen
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:04 PM - lonesome killer: Do you srsly need that on a 5.7": screen?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:04 PM - VintagePC: ... your PPI would be through the roof
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:05 PM - VintagePC: anything over 200 is pointless
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:05 PM - VintagePC: (approximately)
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:05 PM - lonesome killer: hey hey hey, my note 3 looks amazing
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:05 PM - English: well 2k screen is really just slighlty larger than 1080p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:05 PM - lonesome killer: at 386
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - English: so them advertising something as being a 2k res screen as something new is a farce
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - English: well not really a farce but a shady advertising trick
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - English: because most things are _pretty much_ 2k resolution
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - VintagePC: I'm getting a strong sense of deja-vu here
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - English: yeah srsly vint :p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d10 - Result: 3 = (3) = 3
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d10 - Result: 9 = (9) = 9
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:06 PM - English: yup
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VintagePC: ZOMG 3^2=9
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VintagePC: BUSH 9/11 INSIDE JOB ALIENS MEXICO RABBLE RABBLE
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:07 PM - English: hahahahaha
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:08 PM - VintagePC: on a side note, now we're on the watch list of the FBI, CIA and NSA
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:08 PM - VintagePC: :p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:14 PM - lonesome killer: Who us?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:14 PM - lonesome killer: cuz 9/11 jokes
    Apr 8, 2014 at 5:58 PM - TimeCrush: Ever figure out that song lonesome?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:17 PM - Zirkus: There are sometimes when im severely worried by my thoughts.
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:17 PM - Zirkus: Wait wat.
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:18 PM - Zirkus: Attack of the B-Team so gud. Only second in my favorite mod set next to Life in the Woods
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:23 PM - VintagePC finishes setting up the facilities for a Carcassonne server
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:25 PM - VintagePC: english is gonna miss all the fun
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:26 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:30 PM - VintagePC grabs something to drink and then goes lurk in TF2Ware to see if it fills by itself
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:34 PM - lonesome killer: No I didn't time. I think it's called The Walker by Fitz and the Tantrums
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:45 PM - TimeCrush: It is, Fits and the Tantrums. I said something about an hour after you left, didn't know if you caught it
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:51 PM - Zirkus: Now off to swoon over some terrible romance series.
    Apr 8, 2014 at 6:55 PM - lonesome killer: But I could've sworn I heard a lyric about something like "You think it's easy..."
    Apr 8, 2014 at 8:20 PM - English: hai hai
    Apr 8, 2014 at 8:43 PM - Zirkus: My thoughts on having to stop reading manga and sleeping http://i.imgur.com/xMH69Ft.gif
    Apr 8, 2014 at 9:12 PM - lonesome killer: I like that one zirkus
    Apr 8, 2014 at 9:13 PM - lonesome killer: My thoughts on liberals.
    Apr 8, 2014 at 9:13 PM - lonesome killer: [​IMG]
    Apr 8, 2014 at 9:16 PM - lonesome killer: lol wut? 9 month old charged with attempted murder in pakistan by corrupt police
    Apr 8, 2014 at 9:16 PM - lonesome killer: http://news.msn.com/world/pakistani...g-after-attempted-murder-charge?ocid=fbmsnnws
    Apr 8, 2014 at 10:55 PM - TheAngrySpy: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16204947/Avatars/THE ANGRY HOBOS.png
    Apr 8, 2014 at 10:55 PM - TheAngrySpy: [​IMG]
    Apr 8, 2014 at 10:55 PM - TheAngrySpy: The Angry Hobos Team Logo.
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 9, 2014 12:09 AM - Arron Dominion: Well I have only been able to confirm that one scrim so far
    Apr 9, 2014 8:12 AM - English: fuckin pencils
    Apr 9, 2014 8:12 AM - English: smokey can suck a big fat one
    Apr 9, 2014 8:13 AM - VintagePC: ?
    Apr 9, 2014 8:13 AM - English: we have a scrim with pencils because all of arrons contacts either moved up to silver or their team disbanded
    Apr 9, 2014 8:14 AM - English: and smokey is a huge Dbag
    Apr 9, 2014 8:14 AM - VintagePC: :/
    Apr 9, 2014 8:14 AM - VintagePC: In other news apparently the forum lets you tag people with the @user syntax in posts and whatnot
    Apr 9, 2014 8:15 AM - VintagePC: seems to have been there since v1.2, just that nobody noticed :D
    Apr 9, 2014 8:15 AM - English: does it send the person a notification?
    Apr 9, 2014 8:17 AM - VintagePC: Yes
    Apr 9, 2014 8:17 AM - VintagePC: and now I have to find a reason to use @English in every post :p
    Apr 9, 2014 8:18 AM - English: rofl
    Apr 9, 2014 8:18 AM - VintagePC: :p
    Apr 9, 2014 8:19 AM - VintagePC: it's funny how many features of the forum software we already [ab]use for various things... and yet there's still stuff that is new
    Apr 9, 2014 8:19 AM - English: don't quote me next time
    Apr 9, 2014 8:19 AM - English: because i only got a notification for quoting
    Apr 9, 2014 8:20 AM - VintagePC: Oh, that can be fixe
    Apr 9, 2014 8:20 AM - VintagePC: I just have to turn on alert stacking in the ACP
    Apr 9, 2014 8:23 AM - VintagePC: nvm... that seems to be related to post ratings only
    Apr 9, 2014 8:24 AM - VintagePC: still functional though because you get alerted that the post might involve you in some way
    Apr 9, 2014 8:57 AM - English: bawks is so empty
    Apr 9, 2014 9:03 AM - VintagePC: :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious
    Apr 9, 2014 9:37 AM - VintagePC has an itch and starts planning something derpy
    Apr 9, 2014 10:05 AM - Geoff: Dunno if it is true or not but I just saw a facebook post that said the next borderlands game will let you play as claptrap...
    Apr 9, 2014 10:11 AM - VintagePC pushes save and wonders if it broke shoutbawks again
    Apr 9, 2014 10:12 AM - VintagePC: hmmm
    Apr 9, 2014 10:12 AM - VintagePC: whew
    Apr 9, 2014 10:12 AM - VintagePC: a viewers end... eh
    well
    no not really help the viewer
    because i only got a notification?
    replied to

    Apr 9, 2014 10:15 AM - VintagePC tries again
    Apr 9, 2014 10:15 AM - VintagePC: affect the viewer because not all things easier but for a viewernbecause i only got a
    Apr 9, 2014 10:16 AM - English: gooooooooooood job vintag
    Apr 9, 2014 10:16 AM - English: vintage even
    Apr 9, 2014 10:16 AM - VintagePC: up to silver or their team disbanded and smokey is a huge Dbag :/ In other news apparently the forum lets
    Apr 9, 2014 10:16 AM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 9, 2014 10:17 AM - VintagePC: Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long
    Apr 9, 2014 10:17 AM - English: what are you doing?
    Apr 9, 2014 10:17 AM - VintagePC: you'll see
    Apr 9, 2014 10:17 AM - VintagePC: slighlty larger than 10's easy..." hai hai My
    Apr 9, 2014 10:17 AM - English: did you get the API for clever bot?
    Apr 9, 2014 10:18 AM - VintagePC: no
    Apr 9, 2014 10:18 AM - VintagePC: but close enough
    Apr 9, 2014 10:18 AM - English: clever bot related?
    Apr 9, 2014 10:18 AM - VintagePC: it uses the last 150 messages in bawks to autogenerate a reply
    Apr 9, 2014 10:18 AM - VintagePC: so it should be relevant to the most recent topics talked about
    Apr 9, 2014 10:18 AM - VintagePC: WEE-FEE OH MY thank you lonesome for listening
    Apr 9, 2014 10:18 AM - VintagePC: bahahahaha
    Apr 9, 2014 10:18 AM - English: rofl
    Apr 9, 2014 10:19 AM - English: what are the possible replies?
    Apr 9, 2014 10:19 AM - VintagePC: still needs some work
    Apr 9, 2014 10:19 AM - VintagePC: it's autogenerated
    Apr 9, 2014 10:19 AM - VintagePC: markov chains and all that
    Apr 9, 2014 10:19 AM - VintagePC: ANGRY HOBOS.png The Angry Hobos Team
    Apr 9, 2014 10:20 AM - English: rofl
    Apr 9, 2014 10:20 AM - VintagePC: we's rumors the Woods replied to thread (slow
    Apr 9, 2014 10:21 AM - VintagePC: hmmm
    Apr 9, 2014 10:22 AM - VintagePC: ondoms s uibad salsod
    Apr 9, 2014 10:22 AM - VintagePC: now THAT is a marked improvement
    Apr 9, 2014 10:22 AM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 9, 2014 10:23 AM - VintagePC: to you't the Fits thing in 4 mand creed
    Apr 9, 2014 10:24 AM - VintagePC: and stenses replied Shou on ings at at sith
    Apr 9, 2014 10:25 AM - TheAngrySpy: Vintage did you see the new Angry Hobos team logo? :D
    Apr 9, 2014 10:25 AM - VintagePC: nothere same will that closer syntax involve
    Apr 9, 2014 10:25 AM - VintagePC: I did
    Apr 9, 2014 10:25 AM - TheAngrySpy: Isn't it perty haha.
    Apr 9, 2014 10:25 AM - VintagePC: to thread D&D... what say ye?. Oh, that
    Apr 9, 2014 10:25 AM - VintagePC: yes
    Apr 9, 2014 10:34 AM - English: you getting there vintage?
    Apr 9, 2014 10:36 AM - VintagePC: something new is a farce but a shady
    Apr 9, 2014 10:36 AM - VintagePC: well, it no longer tries to use replies and post notices as sources :p
    Apr 9, 2014 10:36 AM - VintagePC: and seems to understand itself quite well based on that last response
    Apr 9, 2014 10:37 AM - VintagePC: Skynet, here we come!
    Apr 9, 2014 10:37 AM - VintagePC: HOBOS.png The Angry Hobos Team Logo. Well I have to
    Apr 9, 2014 10:37 AM - VintagePC: I suspect the biggest thing is that it simply doesn't have the source content size needed to do something properly
    Apr 9, 2014 10:39 AM - English: yeah probably
    Apr 9, 2014 10:39 AM - VintagePC: you can give it a try with /autoreply
    Apr 9, 2014 10:39 AM - English: The Angry Hobos Team Logo. Well I have to I suspect
    Apr 9, 2014 10:39 AM - English: 9 = (9) = 9 yup ZOMG 3^2=9 BUSH 9/11
    Apr 9, 2014 10:39 AM - VintagePC: bahahahah
    Apr 9, 2014 10:40 AM - English: nah its still using past stuff as content
    Apr 9, 2014 10:40 AM - VintagePC: yeah
    Apr 9, 2014 10:40 AM - English: and that shit is funny :p
    Apr 9, 2014 10:40 AM - VintagePC: I'll feed it 250 messages instead of 150
    Apr 9, 2014 10:40 AM - VintagePC: should help some
    Apr 9, 2014 10:40 AM - English: lol
    Apr 9, 2014 10:41 AM - VintagePC: IDC if it isn't perfect
    Apr 9, 2014 10:41 AM - VintagePC: it's for the lulz anyway
    Apr 9, 2014 10:41 AM - VintagePC: something about an hour after you left, didn't
    Apr 9, 2014 10:42 AM - VintagePC: thread (slow Load - Long what
    Apr 9, 2014 10:44 AM - VintagePC: I could've sworn I heard a
    Apr 9, 2014 10:44 AM - VintagePC: now and sleeping he said to tries again
    Apr 9, 2014 10:47 AM - VintagePC: almost shit myself I mean for work I wish we had a 4k
    Apr 9, 2014 10:47 AM - VintagePC: bahahahaa
    Apr 9, 2014 10:47 AM - VintagePC: so much win
    Apr 9, 2014 10:49 AM - VintagePC: it should get even more interesting if there is a high proportion of autoreplied content
    Apr 9, 2014 10:50 AM - VintagePC: because it will be feeding itself its own content
    Apr 9, 2014 10:51 AM - VintagePC: formats because most things at at sith Vintage you missed
    Apr 9, 2014 10:55 AM - VintagePC: formats because you have a 110" 4k screen Do you
    Apr 9, 2014 11:01 AM - VaultBot: Hobos Team rofl we's called The Walker by Fitz and
    Apr 9, 2014 11:03 AM - VaultBot: for covering up a jump cut from naming it
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 9, 2014 at 11:12 AM - Statboy: somebody kick vintage i think he's broken
    Apr 9, 2014 at 11:14 AM - VaultBot: person a notification? Yes and now I have to I suspect 9 =
    Apr 9, 2014 at 11:15 AM - VintagePC: nah, just today's silly shoutbox addon
    Apr 9, 2014 at 11:16 AM - Geoff: http://kotaku.com/teenage-mutant-ni..._source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow
    Apr 9, 2014 at 11:26 AM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 9, 2014 at 11:34 AM - Geoff: lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 11:43 AM - Arron Dominion: The comments section of that video is both funny and facepalm worthy
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:05 PM - Geoff: Hard to tell if some people are trolling or are serious.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:06 PM - Arron Dominion: I think it is a mixed bag
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:09 PM - Geoff: Well, the guy saying the Earth doesn't spin...has to be a troll.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:09 PM - Geoff: Or I really hope he is lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:10 PM - lonesome killer: The earth doesn't really spin much at the polls
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:10 PM - lonesome killer: poles* And at the equator is like 1,000 mph
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:10 PM - lonesome killer: Think of it as a record player. The farther you are from the center, the faster you spin
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:12 PM - Geoff: Screw meteors or viruses. I want the world to end by coming to a halt for a second. Just one second. Have eveyone go flying.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:14 PM - VaultBot: are so dense on a small screnn.... I almost shit myself
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:14 PM - lonesome killer: OMG I am so glad I made that statement
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:19 PM - Geoff: HAH! I knew that facebook post was real.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:20 PM - Arron Dominion: 2K Australia
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:20 PM - Arron Dominion: Also Vintage the VaultBot?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:20 PM - Geoff: So...it's Borderlands 2.5
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:20 PM - Arron Dominion: Borderlands 1.5 to be precise
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:20 PM - Arron Dominion: Time wise
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:21 PM - Geoff: Sorry, I meant 1.5
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:21 PM - Geoff: Calling it a pre-sequel just sounds odd.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:21 PM - Arron Dominion: It does use the Borderlands 2 engine, and this was apparently in the works for awhile now, the Borderlands team did not know about it though
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:22 PM - Geoff: A Borderlands game I am actually excited about. Only took them 3 games.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:22 PM - Arron Dominion: I do have to say it is an odd name
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:22 PM - Arron Dominion: Cryo is a new damage type in this one
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:23 PM - Arron Dominion: I honestly have enjoyed the previous Borderlands games
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:23 PM - VaultBot: Shou on ings are shot in 4k There's rumors the Note 4 may
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:24 PM - Arron Dominion: Claptrap as a playable character though
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:24 PM - Geoff: I enjoyed Bl2, although the final boss was a huge fucking letdown.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:24 PM - Arron Dominion: *pokes the penguin*
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:24 PM - Geoff: Borderlands 1's story was nice, never understood all the hatred towards the ending. I thought the twist was cool./
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:25 PM - Arron Dominion: Boss in 2 was difficult if I recall
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:25 PM - Geoff: Nah, just slightly annoying.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:26 PM - VaultBot: the next borderlands game will let you play as claptrap... pushes save and wonders if it broke
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:27 PM - VintagePC: hmmm
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:27 PM - VintagePC: you rang?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:28 PM - Arron Dominion: That is all I needed
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:28 PM - Geoff: is the movie Frozen worth checking out? =/
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:28 PM - VaultBot: Borderlands games Shou on ings are shot in 4k There's rumors the Note 4
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:28 PM - Arron Dominion: I have heard it is, have not seen it personally
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:29 PM - Geoff: Damn, not on Netlfix. So much easier
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:30 PM - VaultBot: density would be the same as if i shot
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:33 PM - Arron Dominion: Is the Vault Bot doing random rambling?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:34 PM - English: VaultBot... Go Home... You're drunk!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:34 PM - VaultBot: to tell if some people are trolling or are
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:35 PM - English: Rofl... vintage we are at the point where we just ignore vaultbot
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:36 PM - English: it doesnt even make sense
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:36 PM - VintagePC: it never did to begin with... did it?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:36 PM - Arron Dominion: Guess I am only talking about it since I am not used to the VaultBot
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:37 PM - Arron Dominion: Watch Dogs already has a season pass announced for it
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:37 PM - English: SWEET DREAMS EVERYONE!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:37 PM - English: http://thechive.com/2014/04/09/swee...medium=post&utm_campaign=chivetrafficfacebook
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:38 PM - VintagePC: hopefully I don't screw this up royally
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:38 PM - VintagePC pushes save and prays
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:39 PM - VintagePC: whew
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:39 PM - VaultBot: farce well not really a farce but a shady advertising trick because most things are
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:39 PM - Arron Dominion: Looks like Lava's favorite type of *cough* sweet dreams *cough*
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: a 16 yr old stabbed 19 people with a knife at school... QUICK!!! Everyone rally against Kitchen Aid!!!! NO MORE KNIVES!!!!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM - Arron Dominion: I saw that and was like not another story
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM - VintagePC: hang on now
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM - VintagePC: clearly ginsu is at fault, not kitchen-aid
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: BLAME THE JAPS!!!!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:41 PM - Arron Dominion: Kitchen Aid being the one most will think of first
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: VINTAGE!!! I see an online minecraft server and its not letting me on.... The rage is building!!!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:43 PM - VintagePC: blame lava
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:43 PM - VintagePC: waiting on her to finish up spawn
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:43 PM - VaultBot: 4 may be a 4k or 2k screen Do you srsly need
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:43 PM - VintagePC: hopefully tonight :)
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: finish up spawn?? just make a damn house with some cake
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: we don't need no elaborate shit
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: and there are 666 games on green light..... GREENLIGHT IS THE DEVIL!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:45 PM - Arron Dominion: Which is why it is on its way out apparently at the end of the year
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:45 PM - VintagePC: it's not going to be elaborate :p I just don't know whether it's finished ATM
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:46 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i mean.... i think games should drop off of green light if they don't get enough votes
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:46 PM - VaultBot: post ratings only still functional though because you get alerted that the
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:48 PM - lonesome killer: Most of the games should drop off green light. Steam needs some quality control. There's too much garbage on it
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:51 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:51 PM - Statboy: why pengu is successful
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:52 PM - VintagePC: :p
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:52 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i'm bored.. not sure what i wanna do right now
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:52 PM - VintagePC: try /autoreply :p
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:53 PM - VaultBot: finish up spawn?? just make a damn house with
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:53 PM - VintagePC: welp
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:53 PM - VintagePC: even vaultbot is on your side it seems
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:53 PM - VaultBot: don't get enough votes Most of the games should
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:53 PM - VaultBot: I just don't know whether it's finished ATM
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:53 PM - VaultBot: job vintag vintage even up
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:53 PM - English: rifk
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:54 PM - English: ROFL
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:54 PM - VaultBot: got a gooooooooooood job vintag
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:54 PM - VaultBot: playable character though I enjoyed Bl2, although the final boss was a
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:54 PM - English rolls 1d20+10 - Result: 11 = (11+10) = 21
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:55 PM - VaultBot: Oh, that yes you getting there vintage? something new is
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:55 PM - Arron Dominion: lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:55 PM - English: ./report VaultBot for spam
     
  5. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:55 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: wtf
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:55 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:55 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: vault bot will put my trolling to shame
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:55 PM - VaultBot: the ending. I thought the twist was cool./ Boss in 2 was difficult if I
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: vaultbot you suck if you think the final boss in blands2 was difficult
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - Arron Dominion: That is based off of my comment I think
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - VaultBot: finishes setting up the facilities for a Carcassonne server english is gonna
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - English: vintage... look at the top
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - English: of the website
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - Arron Dominion: /autoreply
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - VaultBot: suck a big fat one ? we have a scrim with pencils
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - English: VaultBot got reported
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM - English: ROFL
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:57 PM - Arron Dominion: well then
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:57 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I need to find a working diablo patch that won't fuck up my colors...
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:57 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:57 PM - Arron Dominion: That is still the only scrim I have been able to organize this weekend
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:57 PM - VaultBot: next time because i only got a notification?nreplied to
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:57 PM - VaultBot: did it? Guess I am only talking about it since I am not used to
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:58 PM - English: Oh i know arron. im not mad at you
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:58 PM - English: just Smokey is a dbag
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:58 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: idk what is gibberish and what is actual conversation lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:59 PM - English: anything vaultbot=gibberish
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:59 PM - Arron Dominion: I might be able to get one with Twatbabbies and Disney Movie Princesses, but not sure yet
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:59 PM - English: what about team murica?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:59 PM - English: did they go up to silver?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 12:59 PM - Arron Dominion: They split up and are going off to join silver teams
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:00 PM - English: thats unfortunate
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:00 PM - VaultBot: that one scrim so far fuckin pencils smokey can suck a big
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:00 PM - Arron Dominion: lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:00 PM - Arron Dominion: Yeah it is
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:00 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ok i ignored vault bot lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:01 PM - Arron Dominion: Marky Mitch disbanded to just focus on 6s, Team Interro leader contact stepped down and they are in a state of idk yet. gibRex is going to silver
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:02 PM - Arron Dominion: FastCo won't even talk to me about it since they think of us as a low steel team
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:02 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: is there a way to just post a picture in shoutbox without having it online first?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:03 PM - Arron Dominion: so FastCo has to be worse than Pencils in that dept
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:04 PM - VintagePC: newp
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:05 PM - VintagePC: gotta be hosted somewhere first (e.g imgur)
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:05 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: bah oh well i'll just make a topic about it
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:05 PM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:05 PM - lonesome killer: Thanks Snuffles! I didn't know you could ingore posts in shoutbox
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:05 PM - Arron Dominion: And it did not scale that down
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:05 PM - Arron Dominion: Sorry box
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:06 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ^^^ Dat!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:08 PM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:09 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: there ya go
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:09 PM - VaultBot: i'm bored.. not sure what i wanna do right now try /autoreply
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:09 PM - VintagePC: hahahahah
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:10 PM - Arron Dominion: That is a sane sentence from Vaultbot
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:10 PM - VintagePC: in all honesty the only thing it has trouble with is ending sentences
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:10 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: WTF! he hacked my ignore list
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:10 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: hes ignoring the rules!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - lonesome killer: Snuffles it didnt work...I can still see vaultbot
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: me too!!!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - VintagePC: I don't think ignore in shoutbox is functional due to the back-end caching
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - Arron Dominion: Because VaultBot is a program not a person
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i just said hes hacking
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - VaultBot: won't even talk to me about it since they
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - VintagePC: not so much that
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - Arron Dominion: /autoreply
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM - VaultBot: getting there vintage? something new is a farce
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:12 PM - VintagePC: but to save bandwidth there's a static copy of the shoutbox content
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:12 PM - VintagePC: which saves a ton of DB queries
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:12 PM - Arron Dominion: Which is a good thing
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:12 PM - VintagePC: indeed
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:13 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ahhhhh playing super smash brothers melee, while waiting for wow's raid finder.. The joys of being a computer gamer
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:14 PM - VintagePC: heh, I think there's a bug
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VintagePC: whoops
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VaultBot: I vault bot will put my
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:17 PM - VintagePC: not sure I like where that is going vaultbot...
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:19 PM - VaultBot: well, it no longer tries
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:20 PM - VintagePC: :eek:
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:35 PM - VintagePC: bahahahahah
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:35 PM - VintagePC: I have a page that just generates sentences one at a time
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:35 PM - VintagePC: got this one "somebody kick vintage i think he's broken person"
    Apr 9, 2014 at 1:35 PM - VintagePC: I think vaultbot is onto me
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:07 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: for crying out loud... the inability for me to find a game in BF4 will force me to buy stupid over priced dlcs
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:11 PM - VaultBot: think vintage... look at the top
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:26 PM - English: rofl vintage being trolled by the bot he created
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:32 PM - Statboy: Vintages first attempt at creating sentient life ends in a troll bot
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:39 PM - VintagePC: somehow... I don't think anyone expected any less
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:39 PM - English: womp womp vintage
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:42 PM - VintagePC: sadly my attempts to get it to end sentences properly aren't very successful
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:43 PM - VintagePC: I think I'll just leave it as is for now
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:43 PM - VintagePC: and we shall see what trollery it gets up to
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:47 PM - VaultBot: being the one most will think of first VINTAGE!!!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:47 PM - English: LOL
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:47 PM - VintagePC: :facepalm
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:47 PM - VintagePC: WHELP
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:47 PM - VintagePC: Nothing left to do here. Vaultbaut has attained perfection.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:48 PM - VaultBot: now clearly ginsu is at fault, not kitchen-aid BLAME
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:48 PM - VaultBot: clearly ginsu is at fault, not
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:48 PM - VaultBot: (11+10) = 21 Oh, that yes you getting
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:48 PM - VaultBot: it to end sentences properly aren't very successful I
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:48 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:48 PM - VaultBot: drunk! to tell if some people are trolling or
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:55 PM - Train in Vain: what
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:57 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: vault bot... are you a pleasure model?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:58 PM - VaultBot: Shou on ings are shot in 4k There's rumors the Note
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:58 PM - English: Maybe not... But I think that he/she/it is drunk
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:58 PM - VaultBot: to be elaborate I just don't know whether
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:58 PM - VaultBot: on ings are shot in 4k There's rumors the Note 4 may Claptrap as
    Apr 9, 2014 at 2:58 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:01 PM - VintagePC: heh
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:03 PM - VintagePC: it's actually pretty impressive if you consider it is only about 60 lines of code
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:13 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: well if shes drunk then shes now a pleasure bot
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:16 PM - VaultBot: final boss in blands2 was difficult rofl finishes setting up the facilities for a Carcassonne
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:33 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: oh now it says *ignored* whenever vaultbot says something
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:48 PM - VaultBot: all the hatred towards the ending. I thought the twist was cool./
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:51 PM - VintagePC: what's interesting when I see a large variety of responses is that everyone has different speech mannerisms
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:51 PM - VintagePC: and those generally don't coincide well enough to work with a markov generator
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:55 PM - TheAngrySpy: Hey guys I found my first hate club member
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:55 PM - TheAngrySpy: 16:49:19 voksul |lft spy|: I'm a better spy than you, dude.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:55 PM - TheAngrySpy: I dominated him in a lobby, and now he keeps coming into my lobbies and saying he's better then me and that I suck. <3
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:55 PM - VaultBot: what trollery it gets up to being the one most will think of first VINTAGE!!!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:55 PM - VaultBot: code well if shes drunk then shes now a
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:56 PM - English: ahaha you serious spy?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:56 PM - VintagePC: some people just jelly
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:58 PM - VintagePC: Engrish
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:58 PM - VintagePC: can you recommend some public-domain filler text? Like lorem ipsum but in English?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:58 PM - TheAngrySpy: Completely Serious English haha.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:59 PM - TheAngrySpy: This guy played Spy on the other team. I stairstabbed him then stabbed him when he was going after our medic.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 3:59 PM - TheAngrySpy: Now he keeps saying I suck and that hes better.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:07 PM - TheAngrySpy: Uh...
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:07 PM - TheAngrySpy: The server just crashed.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:09 PM - TheAngrySpy: Mid lobby and it crashes. Fml.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:10 PM - VintagePC: ours?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:10 PM - TheAngrySpy: Yes sir.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:11 PM - VintagePC: hm
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:11 PM - VintagePC: was it MGE?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:11 PM - VintagePC: or normal game
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:12 PM - TheAngrySpy: Lobby.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:12 PM - TheAngrySpy: MGE doesn't even work on the server.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC: it should, you just have to be on the MGE maps
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC: still odd
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VaultBot: right now try /autoreply hahahahah That is a sane
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: So the people behind Comcast are clearly retarded. "There is an outage affecting internet connections in your area, estimation of completion time is XX:XX, you can check the status of repairs at your account page on comcast.com" >.>
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC: let me know if it happens again
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:13 PM - SoL DarkLord: How the fuck can people access their account pages if they can't even connect to the internet you idiotic asshats.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:13 PM - TheAngrySpy: LOL
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:14 PM - SoL DarkLord: The worst part is that I was on ESO when it crashed.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:14 PM - TheAngrySpy: How is ESO?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:15 PM - SoL DarkLord: Still buggy, but people seem to forget, this is the Dev's first game, and they're instantly going for a MMO.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:15 PM - SoL DarkLord: But other than that I love it.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:16 PM - VintagePC: hm... time for some dinner, I think
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:16 PM - VaultBot: It does use the Borderlands 2 engine, and this
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:16 PM - SoL DarkLord: No Vault guild yet, still doing some planning on that bit.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: That'd be Unreal Engine 3.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:18 PM - VintagePC chuckles
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:18 PM - TheAngrySpy: I'm excited for Life is Feudal.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:18 PM - TheAngrySpy: BRB Dinna
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: Also sports a Custom engine.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:19 PM - VaultBot: saves a ton of DB queries Which is a
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:21 PM - VaultBot: maps right now try /autoreply hahahahah That is a sane sentence from Vaultbot in all
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:24 PM - VintagePC: pizza or burritos?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:34 PM - VintagePC: I CANNAE DECIDE
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:36 PM - VaultBot: spawn?? just make a damn house with some cake we don't need
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:37 PM - VaultBot: (11+10) = 21 Oh, that
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:37 PM - SoL DarkLord: damn I wish it said something about what you type after.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:38 PM - SoL DarkLord: Penguin make it happen.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:41 PM - English: SoL i play. so let me know when you make a guild
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:41 PM - English: Vintage
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:41 PM - English: always go with burritos
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:42 PM - English: I'm @EngrishPenguin
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:47 PM - VintagePC: bahahahah
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:47 PM - VintagePC: now he won't play with that handle, English :p
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:52 PM - SoL DarkLord: He also uses that handle in League, and I play with him then.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VaultBot: Damn, not on Netlfix. So much easier density would be the same
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:54 PM - SoL DarkLord: The main question is the Home Alliance to the guild though.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VaultBot: anyone expected any less womp womp vintage sadly my attempts to get
    Apr 9, 2014 at 4:58 PM - Zirkus: I almost gave in and played tf2. Then made cookies instead
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:00 PM - VintagePC: interesting call
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:03 PM - English: rofl that last sentence from vaultbot
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:03 PM - English: well I have one in each SoL
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:04 PM - SoL DarkLord: I may have it's home alliance be the Ebonheart, and guilds are account wide.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:04 PM - English: yeah
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:04 PM - English: so nords, dunmer and the reptile thing
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yup.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:05 PM - VaultBot: Yeah it is ok i ignored vault bot lol Marky Mitch disbanded
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:05 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:10 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i wish mmo's would stop putting people into factions......
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:12 PM - VaultBot: is a good thing indeed ahhhhh
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:13 PM - Zirkus: im just hype for archeage getting an actual english version
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:14 PM - Zirkus: although it does suck that they started trying to block english users on the russian servers before the english alpha/beta started =/
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:14 PM - VaultBot: as if i shot Is the Vault Bot doing random rambling? VaultBot...
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:15 PM - VaultBot: and saying he's better then me and that I
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:17 PM - VaultBot: Oh i know arron. im not mad at you just Smokey is
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:17 PM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:18 PM - VaultBot: be on the MGE maps right now try /autoreply hahahahah That is a sane still
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: Some of these replies are funny
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:19 PM - VintagePC: that's the point
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:19 PM - VaultBot: all honesty the only thing it has trouble with is ending sentences
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:24 PM - VaultBot: it MGE? or normal game Lobby. MGE doesn't even
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:24 PM - English: SoL
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:24 PM - English: whats your game name?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:24 PM - Arron Dominion: I dunno if I can stop myself from doing autoreply everyonce in awhile
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:25 PM - English: ikr?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:25 PM - SoL DarkLord: SoL_DarkLOrd
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:26 PM - English: saying account not found
     
  7. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:26 PM - English: nvm forgot the @
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:33 PM - LavaRed: what the actual fuck is going on in my box?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:33 PM - VaultBot: alliance be the Ebonheart, and guilds are account wide.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:34 PM - VaultBot: think games should drop off of green light if they don't get
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:34 PM - VintagePC: dunchu worry bout that
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:34 PM - LavaRed: yea uh no not gonna happen
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:34 PM - VaultBot: it has trouble with is ending sentences WTF! he
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:35 PM - VaultBot: well, it no longer tries bahahahahah I have a page
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:35 PM - VaultBot: drop off of green light if they don't get
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:35 PM - SoL DarkLord: inb4 VaultBot banned for spamming.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:35 PM - LavaRed: HOW THE FUCK?!?!?!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:36 PM - VaultBot: this is the Dev's first game, and they're instantly
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:36 PM - SoL DarkLord: I should try and find a 3.1 liter, V6 engine, for a 2003 Malibu.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:36 PM - LavaRed: I seriously don't need any more drama right now so please, for the love of herring, what the fuck is going on?!
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:36 PM - SoL DarkLord: Hey that's part of what I said earlier.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:36 PM - VintagePC: all you need to know is that vaultbot has a personality now
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:36 PM - SoL DarkLord: Vintage made an /autoreply command that generates a random sentence.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:36 PM - VaultBot: the rules! Snuffles it didnt work...I
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:37 PM - LavaRed: pengoo
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:37 PM - VintagePC: yeessssss?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:38 PM - SoL DarkLord: she going to murder you. Rest in pieces penguin.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:38 PM - VaultBot: is onto me for crying out loud... the inability for me to find a game
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:39 PM - LavaRed: I hate you
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:39 PM - VaultBot: is going to silver FastCo won't
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:39 PM - LavaRed: you could have at least created an auto script that doesn't sounds like a badly translated video game script
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:40 PM - VintagePC: that's part of the fun
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:40 PM - English: LoL sol i just snagged this guys chest
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:40 PM - English: and now he is following me
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:40 PM - LavaRed: If by fun, you mean addition to my murder motive, then I agree
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:40 PM - VintagePC: the source material for it is the last 250 messages in bawks
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:40 PM - VintagePC: so it's guaranteed to be at least semi-relevant :p
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM - SoL DarkLord: lol. I've snagged chests, and then people have followed me asking what I found.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM - VaultBot: waiting for wow's raid finder.. The joys of being
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM - LavaRed: ............................
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM - SoL DarkLord: I led them to their death several times.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM - LavaRed: just wait unil lonesome starts talking and VaultBot starts responding
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM - VintagePC: hehehehe
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh the fun to be had. :D
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:42 PM - LavaRed: blargh
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:42 PM - VintagePC: it's already taken a liking to his "I shit myself"
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:42 PM - English: and now he is PMing me
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:42 PM - VaultBot: Thanks Snuffles! I didn't know you could ingore
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:42 PM - English: "Ahh you're one of those selfish jerks that should only play single player games... I got ya... Well glad I could help. I guess as long as you do what ever makes you feel good we al win. Have a great day"
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:43 PM - LavaRed: he mud bro?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:43 PM - English: so mud
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:43 PM - VintagePC: lava
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:44 PM - LavaRed: oui?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:44 PM - VintagePC: snuffles wants to know when he can play MC :p
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:44 PM - English: Lol he is somudbutthut lava
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:44 PM - LavaRed: after I write 5 pages for my interventions class, and 3 pages for my research design class, and cook supper and wash a load or 12 of laundry :p
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: I would like to know when I can try this out as well.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM - LavaRed: especially those first two
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM - VaultBot: what is gibberish and what is actual conversation lol
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM - LavaRed: unless you want to tackle my research design paper for me
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM - VintagePC: let vaultbot do it :p
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: Apparently that mod has "secret doors and levers" that actually blend in with the environtment. :D
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM - LavaRed: oh hell naw
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM - VintagePC: they do
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:46 PM - VintagePC: well, the main reason vaultbot sounds so bad is it only has very little source material
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:46 PM - VintagePC: if you fed it your previous psych papers it would be pretty coherent
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:48 PM - LavaRed: :(
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:49 PM - VaultBot: tell if some people are trolling or what vault bot... are you a pleasure model?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:50 PM - LavaRed: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAWH
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:50 PM - VaultBot: that won&#039;t fuck up my colors... lol next time because i only got a notification?nreplied
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:50 PM - English: This guy is still messaging me SoL
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:50 PM - SoL DarkLord: he so mad.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:50 PM - VintagePC: see? vaultbot=comedic gold
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:51 PM - English: On a side note. It is pissy that you just grab someone else's shit."
    Apr 9, 2014 at 5:54 PM - VaultBot: what I said earlier. all you need to know
    Apr 9, 2014 at 6:10 PM - VaultBot: coincide well enough to work with a markov generator
    Apr 9, 2014 at 6:10 PM - Arron Dominion: Ohh gosh I have not worked with Markov anything since intro to object oriented design
    Apr 9, 2014 at 6:25 PM - VaultBot: is ending sentences WTF! he hacked my ignore list
    Apr 9, 2014 at 6:47 PM - VaultBot: each SoL I may have it's home alliance be
    Apr 9, 2014 at 7:00 PM - Zirkus: SO MUCH POTENTIALLY GOOD ANIME ON THE HORIZON. HNNGGG
    Apr 9, 2014 at 7:15 PM - VaultBot: smash brothers melee, while waiting for wow's raid finder.. The joys of
    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:03 PM - Train in Vain: i think vaultbot has smoken too many marijuanas
    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:03 PM - Zirkus: Sounds like he took 3 whole marijuanas
    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:16 PM - Train in Vain: thats 5 too many
    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:17 PM - VaultBot: hes hacking not so much that getting there vintage?
    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:21 PM - VaultBot: vaultbot sounds so bad is it only has very little source material
    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:22 PM - SoL DarkLord: We should fed vaultbot all the spam, all the spam in the world.
    Apr 9, 2014 at 8:49 PM - VaultBot: so mud lava oui? snuffles wants to know when he can play
    Apr 9, 2014 at 9:57 PM - Iceh: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Apr 9, 2014 at 10:08 PM - Iceh: :eek:
    Apr 9, 2014 at 10:43 PM - Train in Vain: iceh
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 9, 2014 11:42 PM - TheAngrySpy: - So much beautifulness in a video
    Apr 10, 2014 12:53 AM - lonesome killer: I'm hoping Hobby Lobby wins their case.
    Apr 10, 2014 4:22 AM - SoL DarkLord: In Skyrim I have one achievement left on the 360, and that's to Acquire all 11 vampire perks.
    Apr 10, 2014 4:22 AM - SoL DarkLord hates vamipres they're shitty.
    Apr 10, 2014 6:20 AM - VaultBot: account wide. yeah so nords, dunmer and the reptile thing Yeah it
    Apr 10, 2014 7:13 AM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d100+0 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
    Apr 10, 2014 7:14 AM - SoL DarkLord: welp that solves that, guess I'll do nothing productive unless acted upon.
    Apr 10, 2014 7:43 AM - VintagePC chuckles
    Apr 10, 2014 7:44 AM - VaultBot: hes ignoring the rules! Snuffles it didnt work...I Vintage made an /autoreply
    Apr 10, 2014 7:59 AM - VintagePC: BEEP BOOP
    Apr 10, 2014 7:59 AM - VintagePC does a ninja-update
    Apr 10, 2014 8:44 AM - VaultBot: into factions...... is a good thing indeed ahhhhh playing super smash brothers
    Apr 10, 2014 8:56 AM - VintagePC: hehe
    Apr 10, 2014 8:56 AM - VintagePC: I'm liking the new iteration of vaultbot more and more
    Apr 10, 2014 8:56 AM - VaultBot: if you consider it is only about 60 lines of code well if shes drunk
    Apr 10, 2014 8:57 AM - VintagePC: it produced this: "as a child protective agent: i want the world to end by coming to a halt for a second. just one second. have eveyone go flying."
    Apr 10, 2014 9:00 AM - English: rofl
    Apr 10, 2014 9:04 AM - VaultBot: for now and we shall see what trollery it gets up to
    Apr 10, 2014 9:24 AM - VintagePC: hahahahah "i can't help it, i never studied french, though i enjoyed bl2, although the final boss in blands2 was difficult if i could just not leave this chair until monday morning id be happy with that -2 modifier it is "
    Apr 10, 2014 9:25 AM - VintagePC: or "girl that is suing her parents stating that they should have to write a 3 pager on statistical research analysis"
    Apr 10, 2014 9:26 AM - English: HAH
    Apr 10, 2014 9:26 AM - English: that last one
    Apr 10, 2014 9:27 AM - VintagePC: how about this: "on 6s, team interro leader contact stepped down and they run better and faster than any other communities servers i've seen. so if people are complaining about ping tell them it's on ads on just about every....adult entertainment site"
    Apr 10, 2014 9:27 AM - VaultBot: ON THE HORIZON. HNNGGG smash brothers melee, while waiting for wow&#039;s raid
    Apr 10, 2014 9:27 AM - English: hhahahahahaha
    Apr 10, 2014 9:27 AM - VintagePC: http://www.vaultf4.com/tools/mkov.php
    Apr 10, 2014 9:27 AM - VintagePC: that's my test page
    Apr 10, 2014 9:28 AM - English: there was nothing on it
    Apr 10, 2014 9:29 AM - VintagePC: odd
    Apr 10, 2014 9:29 AM - VintagePC: try refreshing it a few time
    Apr 10, 2014 9:29 AM - VintagePC: *times
    Apr 10, 2014 9:38 AM - VintagePC: "/ in other news apparently the forum lets you tag people with a knife at school... quick!!!"
    Apr 10, 2014 9:57 AM - VintagePC: rofl "nothing left to do with the jizz you get on it"
    Apr 10, 2014 10:28 AM - VintagePC: I have to find some way of feeding in the contents of the quotes thread to vaultbot :D
    Apr 10, 2014 11:01 AM - VaultBot: it happen. SoL i play. so let me know
    Apr 10, 2014 12:16 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: what up
    Apr 10, 2014 12:21 PM - VaultBot: to know when I can try this out as well. especially those
    Apr 10, 2014 12:21 PM - VaultBot: it rolls 1d100+0 and the dice roll off the table onto
    Apr 10, 2014 12:21 PM - VaultBot: he is PMing me Thanks Snuffles! I didn't
    Apr 10, 2014 12:22 PM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Apr 10, 2014 12:22 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: vinatage! is minecraft server up?
    Apr 10, 2014 12:22 PM - VintagePC: idk, haven't talked to lava yet
    Apr 10, 2014 12:23 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: dammit
    Apr 10, 2014 12:23 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: women delaying great works again
    Apr 10, 2014 12:24 PM - VaultBot: are account wide. yeah so nords, dunmer and the reptile thing Yeah
    Apr 10, 2014 12:49 PM - Geoff: ESO worth it?
    Apr 10, 2014 12:49 PM - VaultBot: block english users on the russian servers before the english alpha/beta started
    Apr 10, 2014 12:51 PM - Arron Dominion: You would have to talk to Sol/English. I personally was not seeing myself being able to justify the sub fee for something I would not play that many hours of necessarily
    Apr 10, 2014 12:51 PM - Arron Dominion: It felt like a low budget Elder Scrolls
    Apr 10, 2014 12:52 PM - Geoff: And I am assuming it's a fun $60 purchase right off the bat as well?
    Apr 10, 2014 12:52 PM - Arron Dominion: yep
    Apr 10, 2014 12:52 PM - Arron Dominion: $60 + the $15 sub fee
    Apr 10, 2014 12:53 PM - VintagePC: and people bitching because they can't afford the $15 after the $60
    Apr 10, 2014 12:53 PM - VintagePC: #firstworldproblems
    Apr 10, 2014 12:54 PM - Geoff: Well, that $15 a month does stack for you eventually. =P
    Apr 10, 2014 12:54 PM - VintagePC: as if anybody buys a $60 game to only play for 30 days and then quit
    Apr 10, 2014 12:55 PM - VintagePC: well it was in relation to someone that got pissed because they only had $12 after buying the game
    Apr 10, 2014 12:55 PM - VintagePC: and they pre-authorized him for the $15 sub
    Apr 10, 2014 12:55 PM - Geoff: I'm amazed they are even doing a monthly thing. Like, wtf
    Apr 10, 2014 12:56 PM - VintagePC: srsly... if a $60 game leaves you with less than $15 to your name... you probably shouldn't be buying said game
    Apr 10, 2014 12:56 PM - Arron Dominion: I personally have a terrible history with MMOs in a fantasy setting
    Apr 10, 2014 12:56 PM - Arron Dominion: Even if it is Elder Scrolls
    Apr 10, 2014 12:56 PM - Geoff: Probably a good thing I didn't get it day 1. My friend said he and his brother and a couple others were getting it. Apparently none of them did lol
    Apr 10, 2014 12:57 PM - Arron Dominion: Hmmmmm Firaxis has a new game announcement at PAX
    Apr 10, 2014 12:57 PM - Arron Dominion: Is it another Civilization or XCOM I wonder
    Apr 10, 2014 12:59 PM - Geoff: Was reading that topic of yours again Arron, and no one made it too clear. Do they actually charge you $15 before you can use the free 30 days thing?
    Apr 10, 2014 12:59 PM - Arron Dominion: They did because of some flaw in their system
    Apr 10, 2014 1:00 PM - Ragnorok: i only did the beta, game didnt interest me much
    Apr 10, 2014 1:00 PM - VaultBot: that bit. That&#039;d be Unreal Engine 3. chuckles I&#039;m excited for
    Apr 10, 2014 1:00 PM - English: I didnt do it right away geoff and I never got charged
    Apr 10, 2014 1:00 PM - Arron Dominion: I think they are either working on fixing it or have already
    Apr 10, 2014 1:00 PM - English: they fixed it already arron
    Apr 10, 2014 1:00 PM - English: I didnt log in till like 2 days after release and it was already good
    Apr 10, 2014 1:01 PM - English: i had to input my CC info
    Apr 10, 2014 1:01 PM - English: but was never charged
    Apr 10, 2014 1:03 PM - Geoff: With payday tomorrow, I think i might decide to be stupid enough to buy the game.
    Apr 10, 2014 1:03 PM - English: I mean. If you aren't a fan of MMOs or paying $60 then $15/$14/$13 a month
    Apr 10, 2014 1:04 PM - VaultBot: conversation lol unless you want to tackle my research design paper for
    Apr 10, 2014 1:04 PM - Geoff: WoW is fun, GW2 was fun for awhile. And ESO does have magic users...it is something I feel an urge to try.
    Apr 10, 2014 1:04 PM - Geoff: Was always annoyed though that I couldn't download the game for the beta.
    Apr 10, 2014 1:05 PM - English: definitely play the game in 1st person mode
    Apr 10, 2014 1:06 PM - English: or else you are just playing another WoW clone
    Apr 10, 2014 1:06 PM - English: I enjoy the game
    Apr 10, 2014 1:06 PM - English: I am having fun and finding it worth the money I spent
    Apr 10, 2014 1:07 PM - VaultBot: in all pizza or burritos? I CANNAE DECIDE spawn?? just make a
    Apr 10, 2014 1:07 PM - Geoff: Oh good, ignore works on VaultBot.
    Apr 10, 2014 1:07 PM - Statboy: i love autoreply, it lets me participate in conversations while still being anti-social
    Apr 10, 2014 1:07 PM - English: ROFL
    Apr 10, 2014 1:07 PM - VaultBot: when you make a guild Vintage always go with burritos I'm @EngrishPenguin bahahahah now he
    Apr 10, 2014 1:07 PM - English: rofl dafuq
    Apr 10, 2014 1:08 PM - Statboy: lol
    Apr 10, 2014 1:08 PM - VaultBot: so if people are complaining about ping tell them it's on ads
    Apr 10, 2014 1:08 PM - Statboy: need any help with Attack of the B-team vint? I don't mind helping set up starting area's and what not
    Apr 10, 2014 1:10 PM - VintagePC: we should be okay, I'm just waiting on lava to finish up her interior decorating on spawn
    Apr 10, 2014 1:10 PM - VintagePC: last I saw it was nearly done, and it's not overly elaborate or anything
    Apr 10, 2014 1:11 PM - VintagePC: I just haven't spoken to lava yet
    Apr 10, 2014 1:11 PM - Statboy: kk, am i still whitelisted or do i need to post in the whitelist section again? I haven't played since.... a long time
    Apr 10, 2014 1:14 PM - VintagePC: nobody is whitelisted yet
    Apr 10, 2014 1:14 PM - VintagePC: there will be a new one since we're trying a vouch-only whitelist
    Apr 10, 2014 1:15 PM - VaultBot: interventions class, and 3 pages for my research design
     
  9. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VintagePC: but like I said in the rules post existing longstanding members can bypass that to get the list started
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VintagePC: once the whitelist thread goes live you'll be able to apply and whatnot
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VintagePC: I'm very much hoping that will be before saturday
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:17 PM - VintagePC: but I don't know lava's schedule
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:17 PM - VaultBot: and finding it worth the money
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:17 PM - VintagePC highfives vaultbot
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:21 PM - English: lol
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:23 PM - VaultBot: only has very little source material
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:23 PM - VaultBot: faster than any other communities servers i've seen. so if people are
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:25 PM - VaultBot: herring, what the fuck is going on in my box? alliance be
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:26 PM - VaultBot: second. have eveyone go flying." rofl for now and we shall see
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:27 PM - VaultBot: did because of some flaw in their system I
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:27 PM - VaultBot: is whitelisted yet there will be
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:27 PM - VaultBot: we should be okay, I'm just waiting on lava
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:27 PM - VaultBot: be stupid enough to buy the game. I mean. If you aren't
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:27 PM - English: God Damnit Lava
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:27 PM - VaultBot: I dunno if I can stop myself from doing autoreply everyonce in
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:27 PM - VaultBot: on statistical research analysis" HAH that
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:28 PM - VaultBot: in conversations while still being anti-social ROFL when you
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:28 PM - VaultBot: rolls 1d100+0 and the dice roll off the table onto he
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:32 PM - VaultBot: the forum lets you tag people with a knife at school... quick!!!"
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:45 PM - TheAngrySpy: Oh jesus christ
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:45 PM - TheAngrySpy: ITS ALIVEEEEE
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:45 PM - Statboy: good god vautl bot, you could get arrested for that one
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:47 PM - Geoff: Well fuck,I just went to cancel my current WoW sub...and it just renewed YESTERDAY. =/
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:47 PM - VintagePC: somehow the fact it manages to produce something almost comprehensible amidst random stuff makes it even more funny
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:47 PM - TheAngrySpy: Poor Geoff. WoW shucks.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:49 PM - VintagePC: in tomorrow's news.. forum bot goes homicidal
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:50 PM - Statboy: i want to lol that, but with the school stabbing yesterday i feel like it's to soon
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:53 PM - VintagePC: apparently it's never to soon for insentient bots
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:56 PM - Statboy: So where are all the nut cases trying to outlaw knives now?
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:56 PM - VintagePC: they're too busy working for the TSA and airline meal caterers
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:57 PM - Statboy: Anytime any innocent person get's shot, it's obviously the guns fault and all guns must be banned. So where is everyone crying out over the terror of knives?
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:59 PM - VintagePC: maybe related to perceived danger? someone with a knife on a stabbing spree has to get within arms length of everyone they hurt
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:59 PM - VintagePC: whereas someone with a gun can mow down an entire room from a distance
    Apr 10, 2014 at 1:59 PM - VintagePC: not saying it makes sense, just my thoughts
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:01 PM - Statboy: People don't get shot from range. My bounty hunting certification classes taught that if someone pulls a gun on you it will be at close range (under 5ft away)
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:02 PM - Statboy: and at 15 ft the average gun owner isn't accurate enough to hit their target in a real world situation (ie the target is moving/ducking/dodging)
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:03 PM - lonesome killer: 'murica
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:09 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:12 PM - VaultBot: so it's guaranteed to be at least semi-relevant
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:12 PM - VaultBot: MGE doesn't even SoL whats your game name? I dunno if I
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:44 PM - Geoff: Okay, I bought ESO. time to open and install this bitch
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:45 PM - Geoff: Right after I delete 50 gb of Titanfall...
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:47 PM - Geoff: Interesting, I thought the Explorer's Pack was for preorders only.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 2:52 PM - VaultBot: know is that vaultbot has a
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:03 PM - Geoff: So yeah, put my code in for ESO and the site says I have zero days left.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:04 PM - Geoff: Scratch that
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:22 PM - Hexalan: waitwaitwait
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:22 PM - VaultBot: could get arrested for that one Well fuck,I just went to cancel my current WoW
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:22 PM - Hexalan: Stat is a bounty hunter?
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: It's saying account not found for now Geoff.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:37 PM - Geoff: Might work once I am able to launch the game and log on
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:41 PM - Geoff: You gotta be kidding me. It's doing the same thing as the beta launcher. It doesn't start up...
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:48 PM - Geoff: Yeah, it won't run. FAntastic.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:49 PM - English: are any errors coming up?
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:49 PM - English: and have you done the usual running it with admin
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:51 PM - VintagePC: apparently some 2400 people without power in the part of OH where our servers are
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:51 PM - English: that would make sense as to why the servers are doen
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:51 PM - English: down*
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:52 PM - Geoff: no errors, nothing pops up at all. tried running as admin. restarting pc right now. there's no reason it shouldn't work.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:52 PM - English: try compatibility mode
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:54 PM - Geoff: Which compatability?
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:57 PM - English: are you in win8?
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:57 PM - English: err do you use win8
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:57 PM - English: if you are try win7
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:58 PM - Geoff: Tried 7. Nothing. it does appear on my task bar at the bottom right for some reaosn, but vanishes after a moment
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:59 PM - Geoff: Ah...I think I got it going
    Apr 10, 2014 at 3:59 PM - Geoff: Didn't have to use the launcher, launcher doesn't work at all
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:02 PM - Geoff: And now just sitting at Requesting Login
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:08 PM - Geoff: This guy has the exact issue I do.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:11 PM - SoL DarkLord: Sorry vintage no RSS feed for the patch notes, they're posting them in ESO's actual forums.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC: there is an RSS... but it doesn't seem to show the newest notes
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/categories/patch-notes/feed.rss
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:13 PM - Geoff: Yeah, I am pretty sure I gotta at least open the launcher to update and shit. Can't do that, so the game won't run.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:14 PM - VintagePC: aaaand we should be coming back up shortly
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:23 PM - Geoff: Wow...
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:25 PM - SoL DarkLord: Attack of the B-Team is so fun single player.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:25 PM - Geoff: Got the launcher to pop up once, while in Windows XP Service Pack 3. Some error came up and it closed. Now it won't reopen.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:25 PM - VaultBot: the new iteration of vaultbot more and more it produced this: "as
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:29 PM - SoL DarkLord: Strange.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:31 PM - VaultBot: mode Which compatability? are you in win8? err do you use win8
    Apr 10, 2014 at 4:31 PM - Geoff: Yeah, super. Off to bed, glad to waste $60
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:02 PM - Statboy: Lava did u just troll me
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VaultBot: fun for awhile. And ESO does
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:14 PM - SoL DarkLord: Lava's not here stat.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:14 PM - LavaRed: troll you?
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:14 PM - VaultBot: research design but like I said
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:15 PM - SoL DarkLord: I am so bored.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:16 PM - LavaRed: here, do one of my papers for me
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:16 PM - LavaRed: that will fix your boredom
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: Haha... no that will make it worse.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:17 PM - VaultBot: got charged that bit. That'd be Unreal Engine 3. chuckles I'm
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:19 PM - Ragnorok: people
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:19 PM - VintagePC: person
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:21 PM - Ragnorok: hmm so vaultbot has become sentient...way to go vintage you just created the start of skynet
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:21 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:21 PM - VaultBot: iceh - So much beautifulness in a video I'm hoping Hobby Lobby wins their
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:23 PM - Ragnorok: got a party to go to in a few mins
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:24 PM - Ragnorok: i shall see you all some other time next week most likely, cause i have to work sat and sun
     
  10. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:40 PM - Statboy: yes Lavatroll, u rated my post on Butts!! thought provoking, lol :)
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:42 PM - VaultBot: am i still whitelisted or do i need to
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:45 PM - LavaRed: ahhh yes I did do THAT
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:48 PM - VintagePC: no vaultbot, you've been permabanned
    Apr 10, 2014 at 5:58 PM - VaultBot: aaaand we should be coming back up shortly Wow... Attack of the
    Apr 10, 2014 at 6:04 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: lava!!!
    Apr 10, 2014 at 6:04 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: get minecraft shit together
    Apr 10, 2014 at 6:04 PM - VaultBot: the beta launcher. It doesn't start up... Yeah, it won't run. FAntastic.
    Apr 10, 2014 at 6:45 PM - VaultBot: the world. so mud lava oui?
    Apr 10, 2014 at 6:58 PM - VaultBot: whats your game name? I dunno if I Okay,
    Apr 10, 2014 at 7:14 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: [​IMG]
    Apr 10, 2014 at 7:14 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: lawl
    Apr 10, 2014 at 7:26 PM - VaultBot: obviously the guns fault and all guns must be
    Apr 10, 2014 at 8:37 PM - Zirkus: lucky me, lucky you
    Apr 10, 2014 at 9:18 PM - lonesome killer: where is everyone
    Apr 10, 2014 at 9:18 PM - lonesome killer: mumble is empty
    Apr 10, 2014 at 10:12 PM - VaultBot: make sense as to why the servers are doen
    Apr 10, 2014 at 10:12 PM - VaultBot: thing Yeah ESO worth it? block english users on the russian servers
     
  11. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:33 AM - Geoff: looks like I'll have to transfer ESO to a laptop to download patches...
    Apr 11, 2014 at 6:58 AM - SoL DarkLord: That much of an issue with it Geoff?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:09 AM - SoL DarkLord: Welp I should be back on ESO in about 2 hours and 10 minutes. based on how long they spend on the European Mega server for maintenance.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:15 AM - VaultBot: bat as well? yep $60 + the $15 sub I'm amazed they
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:22 AM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+0 - Result: 11 = (11+0) = 11
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:22 AM - SoL DarkLord: Moderately productive today i guess.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:33 AM - Geoff: Yep, transfered it all to a laptop, the launcher instantly fucking popped up.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:33 AM - Geoff: So it looks like every single time there is an update, big or small...I'm transfering massive files to play. Woot.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:36 AM - Geoff: Maybe, just maybe, when I get all these updates, the launcher will fix itself and I won't have to worry about it. But my luck isn't that good. =/
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:08 AM - Geoff: My launcher is downloading at 9mb. Interesting.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:09 AM - VaultBot: rofl for now and we shall see what trollery it gets up
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:09 AM - Geoff: fyi, my normal internet speed tops at 800kb. So...I dunno.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:11 AM - VintagePC: heh, vaultbot had something coherent and velevant to say
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:11 AM - VintagePC: *relevant
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:13 AM - Geoff: Got him ignored. =P
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:15 AM - VintagePC: ah well
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:19 AM - VaultBot: Vaultbot is sleeping right now...
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:20 AM - Geoff: Sol, if you are still there...how many friggen updates are there already?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:21 AM - Geoff: The one I am currently downloading was 14gb, I'm down to 5gb. and yet the launcher still says only 8%
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:21 AM - VaultBot: so that's understanable.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:21 AM - VaultBot: is it a razer naga?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:21 AM - VintagePC: YUSSS
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:21 AM - VintagePC: it's now generating coherent sentences!
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:21 AM - Geoff: Okay...unignoring the cunt real quick
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:22 AM - Geoff: hm. Is it better that it makes coherent sentences?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:25 AM - VaultBot: unless theyve stepped their game up immensely since the m60 id say its still mid tier
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:27 AM - VaultBot: was fucking gross
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:29 AM - Geoff: So it seems my nice luck of 10mb/sec was just for the 14gb download...now it's back to my normal speed. INTERNET, HOW DO YOU WORK?!
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:29 AM - VaultBot: but remember. i just got a little more pale.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:34 AM - SoL DarkLord: There have only been 2 updates so far.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:36 AM - Geoff: Well, I went through a huge 14gb download at the speed of 10mb. Now it's a 700mb download or something.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:37 AM - Geoff: Dunno wtf is happening, but I'm letting it sit. Was barely at 10%.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:37 AM - VaultBot: wtf are you looking at that you can't be on time for reechard to be fasionably late again, but if not i shouldn't be more than the news she already ahs
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:37 AM - SoL DarkLord: And the North America server is back up and online now. that was quicker than the European server's maintenance.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:37 AM - VaultBot: that's a discussion on accuracy vs precision
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:37 AM - SoL DarkLord: Vaultbot made a typo.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:38 AM - VintagePC: probably because someone else did too
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:39 AM - SoL DarkLord: I know, I just want to point out that it seems human almost.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:39 AM - VaultBot: with payday tomorrow, i think i have them all
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:56 AM - Geoff: Ugh, so I love the movie Next (stars Nicolas Cage), but I can't figure out the exact ways in which his power works sometimes.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 9:04 AM - VaultBot: and have you done the usual running it with admin
    Apr 11, 2014 at 9:47 AM - VaultBot: i might have to take an int penalty for that bad joke...
    Apr 11, 2014 at 10:48 AM - VaultBot: so it's guaranteed to be at least semi-relevant
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:45 AM - Reechard: what the actual fuck is this bot doing
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:48 AM - VaultBot: target also has a
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:48 AM - VaultBot: to tell if some people are complaining about ping tell them it's on there end not ours
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:48 AM - VaultBot: probably because someone else did too
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:51 AM - Reechard: it's on their end
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:51 AM - Reechard: you miserable twat
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:54 AM - VaultBot: we were shooting for d&d at 7 est, right?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:54 AM - VaultBot: the reason i found another full time job instead of 150
    Apr 11, 2014 at 11:57 AM - VaultBot: i'm going to assume that doesn't actually fire real shells
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:16 PM - VaultBot: ahhh yes i did well in high school tuition and living expenses
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:16 PM - VaultBot: vault bot... are you looking at
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:17 PM - Statboy: Sanctum 2 is now on steam sale for 1.49
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:19 PM - Arron Dominion: FINALLY the most important question of all time. Will Dragon Age Inquisition have Kinect voice commands? The answer appears to be yes
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:19 PM - Arron Dominion: http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/...uisition-will-have-kinect-voice-commands.aspx
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:46 PM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:55 PM - Zirkus: The saddest thing about payday to me is that i have nothing i really want to spend money on. /shutinproblems
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:56 PM - Arron Dominion: Sounds perfect saving opportunity then?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:56 PM - Arron Dominion: *Sounds like
    Apr 11, 2014 at 12:59 PM - Zirkus: Pretty much all i do with my money. Just hate not having anything i want for pleasure since i sacrifice time to make said money.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:01 PM - Zirkus: I mean... i can think of some things id pay money for but sadly i dont think a girly boy maid to read to me is in my budget
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:07 PM - Geoff: Alright, ESO launcher says it is ready to play on this laptop, transfering to external. Should be playing in...I dunno. 20 minutes? I feel like I'm being too hopeful.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:09 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: you should be... its terrible lol
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:09 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: ur a terrible person to support them
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:10 PM - Geoff: I wasted money on CoD, BF4 and AC...whichever. I'm okay with an MMO
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:11 PM - Geoff: Also, "you're"
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:13 PM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:13 PM - Arron Dominion: anyway...
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:14 PM - Arron Dominion: Guess you are going to LP that ESO?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:14 PM - Geoff: ...I'll just make that my new avatar.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:15 PM - LavaRed: yes
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:15 PM - Zirkus: I just feel like eso is some f2p korean mmo i played 5 years ago. but i mean people like what they like so good for them
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:16 PM - Geoff: Can't tell if lava is in resposne to Arron or me...
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VaultBot: well i have to laugh because i've seen in a state of idk yet. gibrex is going to silver
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:16 PM - Zirkus: Personally hype for NA Archeage beta this year. Just wish we could have gotten it sooner.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VaultBot: and not have heard it is, fits and the tantrums. i said it in mumble
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:18 PM - Arron Dominion: Going to guess it is an answer to the Grammar Nazi Cat
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:19 PM - Arron Dominion: Think VaultBot also votes that it is a game
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:20 PM - VaultBot: it's funny how many features of the forum lets you tag people with a 30 foot pole
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:28 PM - Geoff: April's end can't come soon enough damnit.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:32 PM - Geoff: And to answer, I dunno about an LP. Videos? Sure. LP seems kind of impossible for MMOs.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:33 PM - VintagePC: hehe... don't all rush and apply for whitelist at once now... :p
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:35 PM - Arron Dominion: Think you are safe from me, still do not have MC
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:35 PM - Geoff: I'd play for a day at most. Game is so dull
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:36 PM - LavaRed: says the guy who gets scared playing everything else :p
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:36 PM - VaultBot: by armor you mean cup, and motion detector for when you're asleep?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:36 PM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:36 PM - VintagePC: lava, I think he's afraid of the creepers
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:36 PM - VintagePC: just to shy to admin
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:36 PM - VintagePC: *admit
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:37 PM - VaultBot: i baked a breaded chicken parmesan
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:37 PM - Geoff: You know Lava...you don't live SO far away that I wouldn't drive just to slap you. =D
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:37 PM - Geoff: Copying ESO to main PC. If this doesn't work, I'm burning this god damn game.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:38 PM - TheAngrySpy: I donated and its not showing me as a supporter, tear tear.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:38 PM - Geoff: Give it time.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:39 PM - TheAngrySpy: It was like three days ago haha. My name was there before, I just noticed its gone :p
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:39 PM - LavaRed: bring it on Gee off...you don't scar eme
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - Geoff: Wasn't meant to scare, just to show my dedication for bitch slapping someone. =D
     
  12. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - VintagePC: Looks like you did a one-time thing
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - Arron Dominion:
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - LavaRed: let's see it
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - LavaRed: sissy
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - VintagePC: those don't show after a day because of how they're handled
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: what did you just fucking correct my god damn spelling the the internet??
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - Geoff: Lol, send me your address, I'll be there.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:40 PM - VintagePC: only the recurring subs show
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:41 PM - Geoff: Also, holy shit I just remembered the Adventure Time game should be ready!
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:41 PM - LavaRed: uh huh sure let me get right on that
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:41 PM - Arron Dominion: yes Adventure Time released
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:41 PM - Geoff: =P The last chick that sent me her address didn't really think I'd show. That was a fucking great weekend.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:42 PM - Geoff: And yay, the game isn't $40. Good stuff
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:42 PM - LavaRed: I don't see how this situation would be a repeat Gee Off
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:42 PM - Geoff: You've got booze. =D
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:42 PM - LavaRed: and a husband
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:43 PM - Geoff: Arron...why do I feel like you're name color changed?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:43 PM - Arron Dominion: ?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:43 PM - Geoff: your*...
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:43 PM - Geoff: Lava, I think you got different thoughts in your head. lol
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: lava....
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: whitelist
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: MEOW!
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:45 PM - Arron Dominion: My name is the same still?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:45 PM - Geoff: I just feel like the color is different. I must be crazy.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:46 PM - LavaRed: idk snuffles....that's a pretty big responsibility
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:47 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: well i have a pretty big board in which to smack you with if you don't whitelist with all due haste :-D
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:47 PM - LavaRed: geeeez everyone is so hostile to lava today!!
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:47 PM - Geoff: lol I thought the same thing reading that.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:47 PM - Geoff: To be fair...both times have been very deserving so far.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:55 PM - Geoff: Hm. So that picture of a guy flipping a table, I need one with him ABOUT to flip it. Like, hands on, looking at you ready to flip. =D
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:55 PM - Geoff: Files transfered...let's fail to play this game
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:57 PM - VaultBot: i suspect tries again tries again tries again 9 =
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:57 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: yeah lava its not working, and my minecraft info is correct for forums info
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:59 PM - Geoff: It works. IT WORKS.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 1:59 PM - LavaRed: ok um un momento por favor
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:00 PM - Geoff: I'm not seeing the differences for Alliance choosing
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:01 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: [​IMG] gj geoff
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:01 PM - VaultBot: you&#039;ve got booze. =d
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:01 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: the difference is the races IN the alliances
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:02 PM - Geoff: I don't see how
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:03 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: well last i knew that the different factions were basically just different race choices
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:04 PM - Geoff: I can choose any of them.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:04 PM - LavaRed: snuffles
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:04 PM - LavaRed: are you using the correct launcher and ip?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:04 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: techic right?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:05 PM - LavaRed: it is a technic pack, but you have to choose the B-team mod on the left side
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:05 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: yeah i am, i can see the server
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:06 PM - LavaRed: what's the error when you try to enter?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:06 PM - VaultBot: i bet no one else is on this phone
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:06 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: says i'm not whitelisted
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:07 PM - LavaRed: hmmm
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:09 PM - LavaRed: try again
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:09 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: nope
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:09 PM - LavaRed: one more time
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:28 PM - WizBright: Hey DMP wants to know what map will the scrim be on?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 2:33 PM - Geoff: Good god. Right off the bat we got Leah from D3 and and DUMBLEDORE.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:00 PM - Arron Dominion: Never asked, we are not picky though
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:00 PM - Arron Dominion: I know we have viaduct on one day with another map that has not been revealed yet
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:05 PM - WizBright: I'll let them know
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:08 PM - Arron Dominion: I have Alan on my list and messaged him to ask which map also
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:39 PM - Statboy: which version of b-team do we fire up? the most recent or recommended?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:41 PM - VintagePC: 1.0.9c?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:41 PM - VintagePC: I think
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:41 PM - Statboy: lol,ty
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:48 PM - VaultBot: clickin' heads like i've never done before. went from a 1990s trackball mouse to this bad boy baha.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:48 PM - Geoff: lol newest smite god looks like Chaac and Zhong Kui mixed. So strange.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:49 PM - Statboy: vint did you white list me as statboy or chiefskid?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:50 PM - VintagePC: what did you fill in?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:52 PM - Statboy: i just read about filling one in, so I didn't have one filled in
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:52 PM - Statboy: i do now though
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:52 PM - Statboy: :)
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:52 PM - Statboy: also changed my occupation to A-hole
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:53 PM - VintagePC: can take up to 15 to take effect
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:53 PM - Statboy: kk
    Apr 11, 2014 at 3:53 PM - Statboy: ty
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:08 PM - Statboy: i'm still getting messages saying i'm not whitelisted....
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:08 PM - LavaRed: I think I have to reload it from inside the server
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:11 PM - VintagePC: no you do not
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:14 PM - Zirkus: House is empty for the weekend. Now i can do exactly what i do every weekend, hermit in my room and play video games. Oh wait...
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:16 PM - lonesome killer: masturbate in every room in the house
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:16 PM - lonesome killer: violently
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:16 PM - Zirkus: Like i said, what i do every weekend
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:18 PM - Zirkus: Hey im just being honest. You either dont read the ToS or youre a liar.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:18 PM - Zirkus: haha but seriously fixing for archiving sake.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 4:20 PM - VaultBot: hm. is it better that it seems human almost.
    Apr 11, 2014 at 5:08 PM - VaultBot: replied to
    Apr 11, 2014 at 6:14 PM - VaultBot: it got the kid laughin
    Apr 11, 2014 at 6:59 PM - Reechard: If I talk about warhammer is the bot intelligent enough to know what I'm saying?
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:00 PM - VaultBot: are you getting sownr in? :eek:
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:16 PM - Arron Dominion: *uses a mind trick*
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:16 PM - Arron Dominion: autoreply
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:16 PM - VaultBot: when 1080 is really just slighlty larger than 1080p
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:30 PM - VaultBot: markov chains and all that
    Apr 11, 2014 at 7:52 PM - VaultBot: hold on vintage, you are missing out
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:11 PM - Arron Dominion: Vault Bot wants you to do markov chains Vintage
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:14 PM - VaultBot: well i have to take an int penalty for that bad joke...
    Apr 11, 2014 at 8:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: I want to feed Vaultbot with all the spam I could feed it with; Is that bad?
     
  13. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 12, 2014 12:34 AM - VaultBot: doooooood i'm just sitting down for a few minutes late
    Apr 12, 2014 12:34 AM - Geoff: http://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-Ultra-Backup-Flash-SDCZ40-064G-A11/dp/B001T9AT52
    Apr 12, 2014 12:38 AM - lonesome killer: There are cheaper 64 flash drives
    Apr 12, 2014 1:26 AM - Geoff: But are they better
    Apr 12, 2014 1:55 AM - lonesome killer: I dont see any reason that one is so expensive except that it has a built in "backup" button to back up your files if you don't know what you're doing
    Apr 12, 2014 1:55 AM - VaultBot: a judge already threw out the part of my education
    Apr 12, 2014 1:55 AM - lonesome killer: If you know how to drag/drop your folders, and you keep everything on your computer organized, then you dont need it
    Apr 12, 2014 1:57 AM - Geoff: Only found it by googling "40gb flash drive". And was amazed by the huge sale.
    Apr 12, 2014 1:57 AM - lonesome killer: its a lie
    Apr 12, 2014 1:58 AM - lonesome killer: 64 gb flashdrives are almost always in the $30-$40 range
    Apr 12, 2014 1:59 AM - VaultBot: on ings are shot in 4k
    Apr 12, 2014 1:59 AM - lonesome killer: Here's PNY $29 http://www.amazon.com/PNY-Attache-F...d=1397285925&sr=1-6&keywords=64gb+flash+drive
    Apr 12, 2014 2:00 AM - lonesome killer: Why would you google 40gb flash drive
    Apr 12, 2014 2:00 AM - VaultBot: there not a real redhead yo
    Apr 12, 2014 2:00 AM - lonesome killer: Do you know they only come in 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128 (keep doubling) sizes?
    Apr 12, 2014 2:04 AM - Geoff: I was simply googling a size that was slightly bigger than what I needed.
    Apr 12, 2014 2:11 AM - lonesome killer: :p They dont come in that size
    Apr 12, 2014 2:16 AM - Geoff: WEll, 32 will eventually be too small, so 64 is basically perfect.
    Apr 12, 2014 2:58 AM - SoL DarkLord: So I think the Attack of the B-Team mod made diamonds more common.
    Apr 12, 2014 3:21 AM - VaultBot: in all honesty the only thing it has trouble with is ending sentences
    Apr 12, 2014 3:21 AM - VaultBot: i'm emptying my recycle bin right now, half way thru i've deleted 4.3 gb of crap
    Apr 12, 2014 3:21 AM - VaultBot: different samurai then
    Apr 12, 2014 8:53 AM - Geoff: Decided to start watching Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. Blows your mind in the first 15 minutes.
    Apr 12, 2014 9:13 AM - VaultBot: that is that
    Apr 12, 2014 9:44 AM - SoL DarkLord: Diamonds diamonds everyewhere.
    Apr 12, 2014 9:52 AM - Zirkus: All resources are made very easy to find
    Apr 12, 2014 10:21 AM - Zirkus: My lunch plans are ruined... all i wanted was papa johns and they dont deliver here anymore for some reason ;_;
    Apr 12, 2014 10:45 AM - Geoff: Did you ask them why?
    Apr 12, 2014 10:46 AM - VaultBot: and those generally don't coincide well enough to work with a markov generator
    Apr 12, 2014 12:29 PM - VaultBot: vint did you white list me as statboy or chiefskid?
    Apr 12, 2014 12:29 PM - English: hai bawks
    Apr 12, 2014 12:34 PM - VaultBot: still got my save with my +2 resistance to lava today!!
    Apr 12, 2014 12:34 PM - English: how are you vaultbot?
    Apr 12, 2014 12:35 PM - VaultBot: the phrase goes ""if your experiment needs statistics to make said money.
    Apr 12, 2014 12:35 PM - English: Thats an interesting statement Vaultbot... What proof do you have?
    Apr 12, 2014 12:35 PM - VaultBot: ok i ignored vault bot lol
    Apr 12, 2014 12:35 PM - English: What? Why would you ignore yourself? That's just silly....
    Apr 12, 2014 12:35 PM - VaultBot: angry hobos.png the angry hobos team logo? :d
    Apr 12, 2014 1:06 PM - TheAngrySpy: Silly vault bot
    Apr 12, 2014 1:11 PM - VaultBot: to make it to your will
    Apr 12, 2014 1:30 PM - Zirkus: FUCKIN GOT MY GOD DAMN PIZZA WRONG
    Apr 12, 2014 1:30 PM - Zirkus: //fatandangry
    Apr 12, 2014 1:33 PM - Zirkus: all i wanted was a decent bbq pizza T_T
    Apr 12, 2014 2:09 PM - VaultBot: ... where the hell can i work with a markov generator
    Apr 12, 2014 2:09 PM - Arron Dominion: Most get BBQ pizza wrong
    Apr 12, 2014 2:16 PM - TheAngrySpy: Vintage around?
    Apr 12, 2014 2:18 PM - VintagePC: you rang?
    Apr 12, 2014 2:20 PM - TheAngrySpy: Can you get in mumble or steam chat? I need your help verifying the VaultF4 webpage for YouTube.
    Apr 12, 2014 2:22 PM - VintagePC: ah
    Apr 12, 2014 2:22 PM - VintagePC: I got the email
    Apr 12, 2014 2:22 PM - VintagePC: I'll process it now :)
    Apr 12, 2014 2:22 PM - TheAngrySpy: Great! Thank you. It'll put your link on our channel officially so it'll help drive traffic.
    Apr 12, 2014 2:22 PM - VintagePC: :) TY
    Apr 12, 2014 2:23 PM - TheAngrySpy: I'm uploading daily videos now to our team YouTube channel. Uploading my first of my Spy Commentary Series today, mentioned VF4 in length in the end. Will do it on all my videos.
    Apr 12, 2014 2:24 PM - TheAngrySpy: Hoping to get us quite popular, help get the community name out there. Will make sure to post the videos to the forums, is there a facebook page I can post the videos on?
    Apr 12, 2014 2:24 PM - VintagePC: awesome. Should be approved now :)
    Apr 12, 2014 2:24 PM - TheAngrySpy: Great!
    Apr 12, 2014 2:24 PM - Arron Dominion: Believe VF4 has a FB page
    Apr 12, 2014 2:24 PM - VintagePC: I can grant you access to the Let's play/video forum to post there, and English is the one to talk to about social media like Facebook
    Apr 12, 2014 2:25 PM - TheAngrySpy: Would be great if I can post my videos to that forum, and get it posted to the VF4 Media.
    Apr 12, 2014 2:26 PM - VintagePC: ok, you should have LP/video forum posting perms
    Apr 12, 2014 2:26 PM - TheAngrySpy: Great! Thank you.
    Apr 12, 2014 2:52 PM - Zirkus: Should try and get on one of the teams that hang around the vault for this HL season
    Apr 12, 2014 3:06 PM - Arron Dominion: They are
    Apr 12, 2014 3:16 PM - Zirkus: sometimes i hate steam
    Apr 12, 2014 3:16 PM - Zirkus: OH HEY THATS A NEW COMPUTER YOU LOGGED IN FROM HAVE FUN NOT TRADING FOR A WEEK.
    Apr 12, 2014 3:18 PM - Zirkus: same one as always. so much for wanting my austrailums on my main anytime fucking soon
    Apr 12, 2014 4:08 PM - Geoff: Honestly....feels like a tornado coming
    Apr 12, 2014 4:26 PM - LavaRed: why's that
    Apr 12, 2014 4:34 PM - Geoff: Well, heard the thunder ages ago. But god damn, the wind was just going insane.
    Apr 12, 2014 4:35 PM - Geoff: But that was the oddest storm we've had lately. Went from insane wind to massive hail. Then to rain. Then vanished. All within a few minutes
    Apr 12, 2014 4:36 PM - lonesome killer: Sounds like tornado weather
    Apr 12, 2014 4:37 PM - Geoff: Well, we got a thunderstorm warning...no tornado warning. Not like this town gets tornados anyway
    Apr 12, 2014 5:24 PM - Hexalan: does anyone have a sending scroll
    Apr 12, 2014 5:54 PM - Geoff: So, the building across from our speedway seems to be full of propane. That's good.
    Apr 12, 2014 5:54 PM - TheAngrySpy: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16204947/Other/TAH YouTube Banner.png
    Apr 12, 2014 5:54 PM - TheAngrySpy: So. Nice.
    Apr 12, 2014 6:04 PM - Zirkus: thats actually very nice looking
    Apr 12, 2014 6:09 PM - TheAngrySpy: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAngryHobosTF2
    Apr 12, 2014 6:10 PM - TheAngrySpy: Looks even nicer on our YouTube channel. New video coming in a few hours, just uploading atm.
    Apr 12, 2014 6:10 PM - TheAngrySpy: 20 minute spy commentary coming tonight, and a cool little soldier replay.
    Apr 12, 2014 6:21 PM - Zirkus: Cant decide if i want to play soldier or scout this season. Been so long since ive done soldier though i jump like im playing with my foot.
    Apr 12, 2014 6:53 PM - TheAngrySpy: Spy is the way to go.
    Apr 12, 2014 6:58 PM - Zirkus: I dont like playing smart, i just like killin shit
    Apr 12, 2014 7:00 PM - Geoff: I vote scout
    Apr 12, 2014 7:06 PM - Zirkus: yeah im thinking ill just find a chill steel team so i can FaN/SS the whole season lol
    Apr 12, 2014 8:31 PM - TheAngrySpy: - Check'er out son!
    Apr 12, 2014 9:45 PM - TimeCrush: Dear god I didn't know how badly I wanted to play Archeage.
    Apr 12, 2014 9:45 PM - TimeCrush: Its got everything I want
    Apr 12, 2014 9:49 PM - lonesome killer: Looks cool
    Apr 12, 2014 10:03 PM - Zirkus: Ive mentioned it a few times in the box. Its awesome. Its another one of the mmos im sad we are getting so late compared to other places.
    Apr 12, 2014 10:49 PM - VaultBot: funny, he was constantly muttering something about evil penguins
    Apr 12, 2014 10:49 PM - Arron Dominion: Nah Hevay is where it is at
     
  14. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 12, 2014 11:15 PM - Zirkus: only if i get to use the natascha full time
    Apr 12, 2014 11:24 PM - TheAngrySpy:
    Apr 12, 2014 11:24 PM - VaultBot: interlacing was another one of the reason i found another full time
    Apr 12, 2014 11:24 PM - TheAngrySpy: Another videos up
    Apr 13, 2014 12:00 AM - lonesome killer: My friend posts on Facebook that the women in this town are immature...
    Apr 13, 2014 12:01 AM - lonesome killer: and every weekend he posts pics of himelf drunk flipping off the camera
    Apr 13, 2014 12:01 AM - VaultBot: because we too cool for a tf2ware event tonight
    Apr 13, 2014 12:01 AM - lonesome killer: GG young Americans, GG
    Apr 13, 2014 12:02 AM - lonesome killer: yes we are Vault, yes we are
    Apr 13, 2014 5:08 AM - Geoff: And probably about to lose power
    Apr 13, 2014 10:13 AM - lonesome killer: Cool thing about living in an older community with well-olf people: They don't know a lot about technology, and they're willing to pay for help
    Apr 13, 2014 10:57 AM - Geoff: How cute, people getting defensive and sarcastic because I know how to fact check their bullshit.
    Apr 13, 2014 11:51 AM - VaultBot: she watched her father get beheaded and she wanted to play archeage.
    Apr 13, 2014 12:07 PM - Zirkus: i should just not watch anime till the full season is over. I also want to just go read the manga after the first episode of a series.
    Apr 13, 2014 12:30 PM - VaultBot: yes adventure time released
    Apr 13, 2014 12:32 PM - TimeCrush: If all I gotta do is behead some bitches for my Archeage invite, watch your necks.
    Apr 13, 2014 12:34 PM - Statboy: Trollbot strikes again
    Apr 13, 2014 4:32 PM - VaultBot: .... that is just a terrible '80s porno to boot based on my history, that's iffy at best.
    Apr 13, 2014 5:33 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: so a hilarious FYI for b team minecraft people, if you morph into a horse... your hat is on your butt
    Apr 13, 2014 5:59 PM - VintagePC watches as the clock ticks up on 7EST
    Apr 13, 2014 6:07 PM - VintagePC: SOL
    Apr 13, 2014 6:08 PM - VaultBot: holy shit, learned a new memory card format
    Apr 13, 2014 6:08 PM - VintagePC: GIT YER BUTT IN MUMBLE
    Apr 13, 2014 6:15 PM - VintagePC: anyone else for carcassonne? Mumble nao plox
    Apr 13, 2014 6:20 PM - VaultBot: actually... according to your roll... you are gonna touch it without a pole
    Apr 13, 2014 6:22 PM - VaultBot: oh my thank you lonesome for listening while i try to avoid much conversation there.
    Apr 13, 2014 6:26 PM - VaultBot: a 16 yr old stabbed 19 people with a knife at school... quick!!! everyone rally against kitchen aid!!!! no more knives!!!!
    Apr 13, 2014 6:26 PM - Arron Dominion: vaultbot take this sentence and make a response
    Apr 13, 2014 6:26 PM - VaultBot: no, using hotspot drains more battery
    Apr 13, 2014 6:26 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 13, 2014 6:28 PM - VaultBot: interlaced video
    Apr 13, 2014 6:28 PM - VaultBot: i.e. out of our control
    Apr 13, 2014 6:29 PM - VaultBot: they decided to start watching cosmos: a spacetime odyssey. blows your mind in the alliances
    Apr 13, 2014 6:29 PM - VaultBot: to you't the fits thing in 4 mand creed
    Apr 13, 2014 6:29 PM - VaultBot: not tonight :(
    Apr 13, 2014 6:30 PM - VaultBot: i baked a breaded chicken parmesan
    Apr 13, 2014 6:30 PM - VaultBot: well... 4k isnt nonsense
    Apr 13, 2014 6:31 PM - VaultBot: and yay, the game sunday
    Apr 13, 2014 6:33 PM - VaultBot: still not titanfall being on sale...
    Apr 13, 2014 6:57 PM - DeBo: rabble
    Apr 13, 2014 6:58 PM - Train in Vain: debo
    Apr 13, 2014 7:08 PM - DeBo: train
    Apr 13, 2014 7:10 PM - Geoff: Yay, looks like I'll be flooded tonight.
    Apr 13, 2014 7:14 PM - Inflikted: :eek:
    Apr 13, 2014 7:15 PM - DeBo: make sure to wear your floaties Geoff
    Apr 13, 2014 7:16 PM - Inflikted: hey mr. debo
    Apr 13, 2014 7:17 PM - DeBo: Hows life Mr. Flik
    Apr 13, 2014 7:18 PM - Inflikted: pretty good on the work front with the job. glad the weather finally is warming up, can actually go outside again.
    Apr 13, 2014 7:18 PM - Inflikted: how about yourself, all settled into the new place?
    Apr 13, 2014 7:21 PM - DeBo: Oh yeah, hoping we get nough rain to get the grass to gro
    Apr 13, 2014 7:22 PM - VaultBot: they have done one yet in our hospitals
    Apr 13, 2014 7:23 PM - VaultBot: think that was the oddest storm we&#039;ve had lately. went from insane wind to massive hail. then to rain. then vanished. all within a few minutes of break between scrubbing the house, producing a video and packing for my thingy tomorrow
    Apr 13, 2014 7:23 PM - DeBo: just rebuilt the PC
    Apr 13, 2014 7:26 PM - VaultBot: aiya or whatever her name is, is finally becoming tough <3
    Apr 13, 2014 7:27 PM - DeBo: did vaultbot get a mind of its own?
    Apr 13, 2014 7:27 PM - VaultBot: that's very true of after-the-fact statistics
    Apr 13, 2014 7:27 PM - VaultBot: that's very true of after-the-fact statistics
    Apr 13, 2014 7:27 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 13, 2014 7:28 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 - Result: 15 = (15) = 15
    Apr 13, 2014 7:28 PM - DeBo rolls 1d20 - Result: 13 = (13) = 13
    Apr 13, 2014 7:28 PM - VintagePC points at the motd by way of explanation
    Apr 13, 2014 7:28 PM - DeBo: I LOOOOOOSE
    Apr 13, 2014 7:28 PM - VaultBot: i remember today why i hate steam
    Apr 13, 2014 7:28 PM - VaultBot: being a 2k res screen as something new is a farce
    Apr 13, 2014 7:29 PM - DeBo rolls 2d20 +2 - Result: 15/7 = (22+2) = 24
    Apr 13, 2014 7:29 PM - VaultBot: fuckin got my god damn pizza wrong
    Apr 13, 2014 7:29 PM - VaultBot: can you recommend some public-domain filler text? like lorem ipsum but in english?
    Apr 13, 2014 7:29 PM - DeBo: owned
    Apr 13, 2014 7:30 PM - VintagePC rolls 2d20+3 - Result: 8/3 = (11+3) = 14
    Apr 13, 2014 7:30 PM - VintagePC: damn
    Apr 13, 2014 7:31 PM - VaultBot: if its not the naga then it's not going to go to univerity, my parents made too much garbage on it
    Apr 13, 2014 8:03 PM - VaultBot: let the derpiness commence
    Apr 13, 2014 9:22 PM - Geoff: everything unplugged, let's hope nothing gets flooded
    Apr 13, 2014 10:35 PM - Ragnorok: :peeking
     
  15. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 14, 2014 1:16 AM - SoL DarkLord:
    Apr 14, 2014 1:16 AM - VaultBot: vintage did you see the new place?
    Apr 14, 2014 2:36 AM - lonesome killer: I think the cyanide comics are funny. But his animated shorts not so much
    Apr 14, 2014 6:28 AM - Geoff: yay no flooding
    Apr 14, 2014 7:13 AM - Geoff: hahah new game of thrones RULES
    Apr 14, 2014 8:03 AM - English: Hai BAWKS
    Apr 14, 2014 8:04 AM - English: Please no spoilers geofff
    Apr 14, 2014 8:04 AM - English: i got back late last night and havent had a chance to watch it
    Apr 14, 2014 8:54 AM - English: where is errebody :(
    Apr 14, 2014 8:56 AM - TimeCrush: Couldn't download one of those half gig rips and watch Thrones like some peasant last night. 1080p Thrones REQUIRED.
    Apr 14, 2014 9:00 AM - TimeCrush: Its gotten to the point now where I start my day checking my email for an Archeage invite.
    Apr 14, 2014 9:00 AM - TimeCrush: Everything else, back burner
    Apr 14, 2014 9:04 AM - English: Archeage?
    Apr 14, 2014 9:43 AM - VaultBot: statboy you good with variety stations?
    Apr 14, 2014 9:48 AM - VaultBot: favorite line from that episode ""quite a nice blade... i think i'll just leave it as a record player. the farther you are sitting closer than 10'
    Apr 14, 2014 9:48 AM - English: LOL
    Apr 14, 2014 10:39 AM - VaultBot: and it turns the led on/off
    Apr 14, 2014 10:49 AM - VintagePC: or else it gets the hose again?
    Apr 14, 2014 11:01 AM - English: hahahaha
    Apr 14, 2014 11:01 AM - English: i immediately thought the same thing vintage
    Apr 14, 2014 11:06 AM - VintagePC: that was from silence of the lambs, wasn't it?
    Apr 14, 2014 11:09 AM - English: i think so
    Apr 14, 2014 11:17 AM - Statboy: It puts on the lotion or it gets the hose again [​IMG]
    Apr 14, 2014 11:22 AM - Statboy: btw just finished watching last nights Game Of Thrones, JOFFRY'S WEDDING!!!! Been looking forward to that episode
    Apr 14, 2014 11:51 AM - Geoff: Thankfully, I haven't read the books so it was a real surprise. =P Very sad no dragons though. I had a very specific way for some people to die.
    Apr 14, 2014 11:58 AM - Statboy: lol
    Apr 14, 2014 12:00 PM - Geoff: And let me tell you, I was fucking surprised. Was sitting there going "okay, what bullshit way is he saved". I forgot, this is Game of Thrones, where ANYONE can die at any given moment.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:00 PM - Geoff: Except Tyrion, because he's a dwarf.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:07 PM - VaultBot: *ducks from the sharp object that lava throws
    Apr 14, 2014 12:08 PM - SoL DarkLord: Interesting, Vaultbot is acting like vintage.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:10 PM - VaultBot: hang on now
    Apr 14, 2014 12:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: Interesting indeed.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:12 PM - VaultBot: not tonight :(
    Apr 14, 2014 12:13 PM - VaultBot: i'll process it now
    Apr 14, 2014 12:17 PM - Geoff: ALso, now I'm scared to leave anything on the ground ever. TIll winter. =(
    Apr 14, 2014 12:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: What happened Geoff?
    Apr 14, 2014 12:20 PM - Geoff: Basically, we're on flood alert.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:20 PM - SoL DarkLord: bummer for you.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:20 PM - Geoff: If only my PC was as light as a feather, I wouldn't mind so much lol
    Apr 14, 2014 12:42 PM - VintagePC introduces geoff to the concept of a shelf :p
    Apr 14, 2014 12:44 PM - Geoff: A shelf? I'd rather get a bigger desk =P
    Apr 14, 2014 12:45 PM - English introduces Geoff to the concept of DIY carpentry
    Apr 14, 2014 12:48 PM - SoL DarkLord: Build yourself a bigger desk.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:49 PM - VintagePC: *writes a book called "think your way to a bigger desk"
    Apr 14, 2014 12:49 PM - VintagePC: containing instructions for designing a desk
    Apr 14, 2014 12:50 PM - VintagePC: millions of disappointed self-help aificionados everywhere
    Apr 14, 2014 12:51 PM - Geoff: Heh, I think buying one would be easier than building one.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:52 PM - VintagePC: buying one doesn't result in a totally sick custom design
    Apr 14, 2014 12:52 PM - VaultBot: next time
    Apr 14, 2014 12:54 PM - Geoff: The mess I'd make from trying to make one would be horrible.
    Apr 14, 2014 12:56 PM - English: But the epic drink holder at perfect hand height on the side of your desk would be awesome
    Apr 14, 2014 12:58 PM - Geoff: ...well shit, now I want this. There has to be one I can buy that has that
    Apr 14, 2014 12:59 PM - English: ;)
    Apr 14, 2014 12:59 PM - VintagePC: indeed
    Apr 14, 2014 12:59 PM - Geoff: Still, I wouldn't know where to even begin
    Apr 14, 2014 1:01 PM - VintagePC: it's called a drill press, a forstner bit, a screwdriver and some screws :p
    Apr 14, 2014 1:01 PM - VintagePC: ta-da, instant cupholder add-on
    Apr 14, 2014 1:01 PM - Geoff: Sounds like 6 fun ways to hurt myself
    Apr 14, 2014 1:03 PM - English: Or 4 easy ways to create AWESOMENESS
    Apr 14, 2014 1:05 PM - TheAngrySpy: I'll get the car, we'll be visiting Geoff in the hospital soon.
    Apr 14, 2014 1:06 PM - Geoff: Or...buy a desk and then outfit it with Engrish's crazy ideas.
    Apr 14, 2014 1:06 PM - VintagePC: the screwdriver is just to get some booze in you
    Apr 14, 2014 1:06 PM - VintagePC: it's optional
    Apr 14, 2014 1:06 PM - VaultBot: if all i gotta do is 79
    Apr 14, 2014 1:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: lol
    Apr 14, 2014 1:09 PM - VaultBot: how cute, people getting defensive and sarcastic because i know to keep track of
    Apr 14, 2014 1:09 PM - English: Whoa Teeworlds gettin sum lovin..
    Apr 14, 2014 1:10 PM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+8 - Result: 11 = (11+8) = 19
    Apr 14, 2014 1:11 PM - Geoff: So...why did Netflix change the song for House MD?
    Apr 14, 2014 1:11 PM - SoL DarkLord: copyright maybe...
    Apr 14, 2014 1:12 PM - Geoff: I don't like this new one. lol
    Apr 14, 2014 1:17 PM - TheAngrySpy: Welll maybe it doesn't like you!
    Apr 14, 2014 1:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: We got a spy over here!
    Apr 14, 2014 1:17 PM - TheAngrySpy: I'm a spur
    Apr 14, 2014 1:18 PM - TheAngrySpy: So excited for the new season
    Apr 14, 2014 1:29 PM - Arron Dominion: Mass Effect the movie? Apparently Legendary Pictures is behind the project, who had a hand in the Dark Knight and Hangover movies
    Apr 14, 2014 1:29 PM - Arron Dominion: *Dark Knight Rises
    Apr 14, 2014 1:32 PM - English: Yeah I had heard rumors but nothing concrete
    Apr 14, 2014 1:32 PM - Geoff: Hangover movie. Let's all pretend the second and third never happened.
    Apr 14, 2014 1:32 PM - English: agreed. I saw the first two and heard that the 3rd was the worst
    Apr 14, 2014 1:33 PM - Arron Dominion: Have not seen any of the Hangover movies
    Apr 14, 2014 1:33 PM - VaultBot: everything else, back burner
    Apr 14, 2014 1:33 PM - VaultBot: target also has a fb page
    Apr 14, 2014 1:33 PM - Geoff: First one is good, second is basically a copy of the first. I haven't seen the third because of how the second was made.
    Apr 14, 2014 1:35 PM - VaultBot: ergo x-y must evaluate to zero
    Apr 14, 2014 1:44 PM - VaultBot: isn't it perty haha.
    Apr 14, 2014 1:47 PM - VaultBot: lonesome what the fuck
    Apr 14, 2014 1:47 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 14, 2014 1:48 PM - Geoff: Starting to like VaultBot again
    Apr 14, 2014 1:48 PM - VaultBot: oh i would take 720p over 720i any day -_-
    Apr 14, 2014 1:48 PM - VaultBot: hold on vintage, you are missing out
    Apr 14, 2014 1:53 PM - VaultBot: cool thing about living in an hour lol
    Apr 14, 2014 2:19 PM - Statboy: /autoreply
    Apr 14, 2014 2:19 PM - Statboy: /fail stat
    Apr 14, 2014 2:39 PM - VaultBot: ever figure out that one zirkus
    Apr 14, 2014 2:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: Damnit it was sounding like vintage earlier.
    Apr 14, 2014 2:40 PM - lonesome killer: What did I do vaultbot?
    Apr 14, 2014 2:40 PM - SoL DarkLord: You simply are lonesome.
    Apr 14, 2014 2:41 PM - lonesome killer: That kinda made my day
    Apr 14, 2014 2:51 PM - lonesome killer: Fricking walmart. The steam cleaner we got was $50 cheaper on their website, but they don't price match their own site
     
  16. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:52 PM - lonesome killer: So we had to go today to return it, ordered it online, and an hour later they say its ready for pick up
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:52 PM - VaultBot: markov chains and all that
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:52 PM - Statboy: was it the exact same one you'd bought and returned in store?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:54 PM - lonesome killer: It is :)
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:54 PM - Statboy: Barnes and Noble won't match their own price as well, and online prices are always cheaper with them
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:54 PM - lonesome killer: I looked in store, they didn't have it in stock. Not even a display model
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:54 PM - Statboy: lol wal-mart
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:54 PM - VaultBot: so them advertising something as being a 2k res screen as something new is a farce
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:54 PM - lonesome killer: I understand they ahve to compete with other online only retailers, like Amazon. And Amazon can sell cheaper than walmart b/c they don't have the upkeep costs of a physcial store and staff
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:55 PM - lonesome killer: But if they PHYSICALLY have the item in the store, and you buy it online and choose that store, you can pick it up THE SAME DAY. And it's the same item that was on the store shelf.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:55 PM - lonesome killer: Only difference is you have to buy it online instead of doing a price match. So stupid
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:55 PM - Statboy: brick and mortar stores will all be going away eventually, except for specialty stores and high customer service stores
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:56 PM - lonesome killer: I agree. Probably in another 10-15 years. You can't compete with online shopping
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:56 PM - Statboy: it's just cheaper, I want Amazon to deliver my PS6 by quadrotor
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:57 PM - lonesome killer: Customers in mystore all the time use Red Laser on their phone. They do a price check, find the item cheaper, and when we tell them we don't price match online prices, they just go home and order it online.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:58 PM - Statboy: brick and mortar can't compete with prices or selection online. They have to compete with better service
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:58 PM - lonesome killer: Of course those are the noobs who step foot in a B&M store in the 1st place. The real good shoppers don't even leave their house unless its something they need right now, like their air condition broke
    Apr 14, 2014 at 2:59 PM - Statboy: I like shopping at Old Navy because the cute girl at the counter always wear's low-cut tops and has to bend over to grab a sack for my clothes :D
    Apr 14, 2014 at 3:00 PM - English sends transcript of Chatbawks to Statboy's fiancee
    Apr 14, 2014 at 3:03 PM - Statboy: lol
    Apr 14, 2014 at 3:03 PM - Statboy: i think she's onto me, cause she came with me the last few times i went....
    Apr 14, 2014 at 3:03 PM - English: lol
    Apr 14, 2014 at 3:11 PM - lonesome killer: and she didnt slap you?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:01 PM - SoL DarkLord: Somehow I found myself unable to type, but I could use all the ctrl shortcuts... how does that happen?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:02 PM - VaultBot: some of those official addon books are also slightly wacky from browsing them in the past
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:04 PM - VaultBot: judging by the ""you are missing out
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:06 PM - VaultBot: it puts on the cadaver grossed the shit out of my head...that bastard lol
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:11 PM - VaultBot: try /autoreply :p
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:34 PM - VaultBot: it is, fits and the tantrums. i said it in stock. not even a display model
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:49 PM - Cheese4Everyone: So attempted to download the mod pack for the new minecraft server...computer recognized the download as a virus and cancelled the process. Used the link Vintage posted, can anyone vouch for it so I can feel better about disabling my AV before downloading it? I use AVAST fyi
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:50 PM - Hexalan: nosrsyly it's not a virus
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:50 PM - Hexalan: definitely
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:50 PM - Hexalan: i'm not lying
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:50 PM - VintagePC: http://launcher.technicpack.net/launcher/439/TechnicLauncher.exe
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:50 PM - VintagePC: direct link
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:50 PM - VintagePC: if you're still woried
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:50 PM - VaultBot: borderlands 1's story was nice, never understood all the hatred towards the ending. i thought the twist was cool./
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:50 PM - VintagePC: *worried
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:51 PM - VintagePC: get the jar instead (http://launcher.technicpack.net/launcher/439/TechnicLauncher.jar) and run it manually with java -jar TechnicLauncher.jar
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:53 PM - Cheese4Everyone: First link was recognized as a virus
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:53 PM - Cheese4Everyone: .jar seems to have worked
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:53 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Thanks Vintage :D
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:53 PM - VaultBot: which makes 1+1=3
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VintagePC: Either you heuristics are too paranoid or they use a form of compression on the exe that can appear malicious
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VaultBot: rofl i like it
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Zirkus: few hundred thousand people use it, definitely a virus
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Cheese4Everyone: ^
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VintagePC: bogs down computer? check
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Better safe than sorry :p
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VintagePC: prevents you from working? check
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Hehehe
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VaultBot: you know engrish?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Zirkus: makes zombies
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VintagePC: the other thing.. _what_ virus does it say it is?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:56 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Doesn't specify just calls it malware
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:56 PM - Zirkus: ruinsyourlife.exe
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:56 PM - VintagePC: IIRC avast and AVG are not unknown for false positives
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:56 PM - Zirkus: wait thats tf2
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:56 PM - Hexalan: tvtropes will ruin your life
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:56 PM - Hexalan: my mom thought steam was a virus
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:57 PM - SoL DarkLord: My family thinks updates are viruses... I say this because none of them update a single thing.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:57 PM - SoL DarkLord: seriously half the time I spend working on their computer is downloading/installing the updates.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:57 PM - Zirkus: Pretty much my family as well
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:58 PM - Hexalan: oh shiiiiit he sees her and starts smiling
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:58 PM - VintagePC: and now you know why M$ has the setting 'automatically DL and install updates'
    Apr 14, 2014 at 4:59 PM - Zirkus: I just take the laptop once a week and nuke it
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:00 PM - SoL DarkLord: Vintage they also added a "Postpone" feature, which they tend to use excessively.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:01 PM - VintagePC: doesn't that only postpone the reboot?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:01 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yes, but I'm talking about the updates that Windows Update doesn't cover.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:02 PM - Statboy: There is nothing more annoying than booting up your computer and have it try to download a million updates everyday. It's annoying, that's why I block auto-updates
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:02 PM - SoL DarkLord: The only updates I don't install for them are the Bing Bar updates, those are cancer.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:02 PM - Hexalan: oh god toolbars
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:03 PM - Statboy: constant updating is worse than having a virus
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:04 PM - Statboy: What I don't get about updates, is why they are necessary. Test your program and make sure it works right before you sell it, that way you don't have to update it for it to work.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:05 PM - Statboy: Computers got along fine for 20+ years before updating was feasible
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:05 PM - VintagePC: ... yes, and programs have gotten massively larger
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:06 PM - Statboy: And testing has gotten easier
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:06 PM - VintagePC: yes
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:06 PM - VintagePC: but the thing is
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:06 PM - Statboy: no thing, updates are a plague upon this world
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:06 PM - VintagePC: once you have a product with several million (or billion) lines of code
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:06 PM - VintagePC: you have no way to exhaustively guarantee every single line has been tested
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VintagePC: the other thing is that 20 years ago
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:07 PM - Statboy: and something else, why does every update break something else in the program
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VintagePC: you did not have to worry about exploits and security holes
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VintagePC: because your computer wasn't connected to the internet
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:07 PM - Statboy: they never actually fix anything, they just break something new
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM - VintagePC: you had to be physically _at_ the machine to be guaranteed some ability to break it
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM - VintagePC: the massive scourge of interconnecting everything, cheap bandwidth and 24/7 connections are what necessitate updates
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:09 PM - Statboy: software can break a machine just fine, that's why i drop so much money on high end anti-virus
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:10 PM - Statboy: and do they really need to come out everyday with a new update?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:11 PM - Statboy: I'm about to get on a soapbox with a loaded gun, i'd better go eat dinner before i get wound up
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:11 PM - VintagePC: yes, you're aiming at your big toe as well
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:11 PM - VintagePC: Have a Snickers™ :D
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:13 PM - SoL DarkLord: My mom just asked me to pin M$ Office programs to her start button I stared at her as I showed her how to do it, since it's way to easy.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:14 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Ok so upon launching the app java responds with an error telling me it could not create a virtual machine and the program will now exit
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:14 PM - Cheese4Everyone: what do?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:15 PM - VintagePC: sounds like a borked java install?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:15 PM - Cheese4Everyone: reinstall java?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:15 PM - VintagePC: probably the first thing I'd try
     
  17. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:15 PM - VintagePC: unless you have other minecraft versions that run fine
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:17 PM - Cheese4Everyone: ^This
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:17 PM - Cheese4Everyone: vanilla works fine
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:18 PM - VintagePC: ... try the EXE and bypass your AV? http://forums.yogscast.com/showthread.php?108349-Technic-Launcher-is-suspected-as-malware
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:19 PM - VintagePC: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1680450-avast-antivirus-detecting-virus-in-launcher/
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:19 PM - Zirkus: the launcher is the fucking shit. 10/10 would bang
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:20 PM - VintagePC: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1679664-avast-antivirus-alert/
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:20 PM - VintagePC: I think I've made my point
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:20 PM - Zirkus: Its like technic went from shady back room unsupported mod comps to getting shit on by FTB and then got reborn as an awesome thing.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:23 PM - Zirkus: Man... im so hype and yet not so hype for new weapons in tf2
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:25 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Still failing :(
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:28 PM - Cheese4Everyone: made the exception but it's still not happy
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:28 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Looks like no minecraft for me :(
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:31 PM - Zirkus: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/577893561732600831/359F2EC7058EAB1787D605C231441066DC57E915/
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:32 PM - Zirkus: muh new toy
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:32 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Pretty
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:32 PM - Cheese4Everyone: How much did that professional set cost?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:33 PM - Zirkus: The kit for the FaN was like 30$ and the gun was ~2 buds. i bought the FaN a long time ago though so it may be a bit cheaper now
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:34 PM - Zirkus: probably could get a much cheaper kit but i gotta have all mandarin errthing
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:35 PM - Cheese4Everyone: is that australium I can't tell?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:35 PM - Zirkus: Yeah aust. force
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:37 PM - Cheese4Everyone: grrrr still won't initalize the virtual machine and I've alread reinstalled both java and the launcher.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:38 PM - Cheese4Everyone: And I'm only using 3.63 Gb of 16gb of memory....
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:38 PM - VaultBot: non, je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:38 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Why does vault bot keep interjecting with random qoutes?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:39 PM - VaultBot: that could halve the beam angle and double the lumens
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:40 PM - Hexalan: that's it cheese.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:40 PM - Hexalan: You have to halve your minecraft features and double the performance.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:41 PM - Cheese4Everyone: -_-
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:41 PM - Hexalan: try removing all the user interface
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Cheese4Everyone: *cheese preceeds to delete half the contents of his .minecraft folder*
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Hexalan: mc'll run faster without all that human interference
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Cheese4Everyone: THANKS VAULT BOT
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:42 PM - VintagePC: halve the default launcher memory to 512 instead of 1024
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Cheese4Everyone: -_-
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Hexalan: try deleting system32
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:43 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Hexalan, Vault Bot has more helpful suggestions than you do....
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:43 PM - Cheese4Everyone: I shall pray for the return of vanilla minecraft I suppose....
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:43 PM - VaultBot: vintage they also added a "postpone" feature, which they tend to use replies and post notices as sources :p
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:43 PM - Hexalan: Kill hookers, save money.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:44 PM - Zirkus: only thing i found was to update java. so uh... http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre8-downloads-2133155.html
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:44 PM - Zirkus: or does technic still use 7?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:44 PM - Zirkus: i forget
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:45 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Still on 7 I think
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:47 PM - VaultBot: maybe not... but i could use all the hatred towards the ending. i thought that show died off at this point.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:48 PM - VaultBot: made the exception but it's still not happy
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:51 PM - Hexalan: Question.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:51 PM - Hexalan: superreed=supreet?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:51 PM - VaultBot: because most things at at sith
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:51 PM - VintagePC: Answer.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:52 PM - VaultBot: also vintage the vaultbot?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:52 PM - VintagePC renames vaultbot to VintageVB
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:52 PM - VintagePC: not a bad idea
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:53 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 - Result: 16 = (16) = 16
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:53 PM - VaultBot: and those generally don't coincide well enough to work with this sample size
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan: oooh i understand now
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan rolls 1d20+10 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:55 PM - Hexalan: Hexalan: superreed=supreet?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:55 PM - VintagePC slow claps
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:55 PM - VaultBot: it's for when the power goes out and the server shuts down :/
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: /tries to bluff vintage for all the money.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:56 PM - Hexalan: yunogiveanswer
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:56 PM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+8 - Result: 13 = (13+8) = 21
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:56 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+10 - Result: 2 = (2+10) = 12
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:56 PM - VintagePC: WELP
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:56 PM - VintagePC: good thing I don't have any money
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:56 PM - Zirkus rolls 1d20 - Result: 18 = (18) = 18
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:56 PM - Hexalan rolls for initiative.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:57 PM - Zirkus: AND IM OUT
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:57 PM - Hexalan rolls 1d20+8 - Result: 11 = (11+8) = 19
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:57 PM - VaultBot: lumens are also dependent on the new phone
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:58 PM - Hexalan: i still don't understand how free frag turned into vf4
    Apr 14, 2014 at 5:59 PM - VintagePC: shady shenannegans?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:00 PM - Zirkus: funds ran short. people in situations unable to help. other various things. I think there was a big writeup at one point but its been so long i dont remember where i saw it.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:00 PM - VintagePC: it's a pretty long story
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:00 PM - VaultBot: no but i'm eating
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:01 PM - VaultBot: no it looks pretty nice.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:01 PM - VaultBot: wee-fee oh my thank you lonesome for listening
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:01 PM - Statboy: why does vault bot have an unnatural obsession with lonesome?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:02 PM - SoL DarkLord: no clue.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:03 PM - VaultBot: we have an avid fan.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:05 PM - Hexalan: could've sworn there was an aigu there
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:06 PM - lonesome killer: :) I'm awesome
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:07 PM - Hexalan: how to we feel about fury of the storm
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:13 PM - English: hai bawks
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:14 PM - English: SoL
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:14 PM - English: go respond to D&D post
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:21 PM - VaultBot: i hope shes the one to kill joffrey
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:23 PM - Hexalan: [read a book read a book read a motherfucking book]
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:28 PM - Zirkus:
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:28 PM - VaultBot: i'm bored.. not sure what i said
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:34 PM - Hexalan: YES
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:35 PM - Hexalan: that is correct.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:36 PM - Zirkus: Yeah its one of the more popular say sounds on the server i play on lol
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:43 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:44 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Apr 14, 2014 at 6:57 PM - VaultBot: it uses the last resort for me.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:11 PM - Statboy: we may need some help fighting a whither on the server if anyone can save us
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:12 PM - LavaRed: wat
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:12 PM - Statboy: ... :(
     
  18. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:12 PM - LavaRed: un momento
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:13 PM - Statboy: 92, -230 location
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:13 PM - VintagePC: ...
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:13 PM - VintagePC: you made your bed, I think you can sleep in it :p
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:16 PM - Hexalan: stat is a smart boy
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:17 PM - Zirkus: how to be good pyro. bind m2 to weapon switch. have fun being a gold+ pyro
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:20 PM - Hexalan is philosophically opposed to airblasting.
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:31 PM - VaultBot: 1+1 does =3
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:31 PM - Hexalan: 2+2=5
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:46 PM - VintagePC puts up a sign... "Please do not feed the vaultbot misinformation"
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:48 PM - Hexalan: boi aint yu read 1984
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:59 PM - Reechard: hey vaultbot
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:59 PM - Reechard: hitler is still alive
    Apr 14, 2014 at 7:59 PM - VaultBot: that's very true of after-the-fact statistics
    Apr 14, 2014 at 8:13 PM - Train in Vain: reechard
    Apr 14, 2014 at 8:29 PM - Ragnorok: feed vaultbot misinformation! then it cant become skynet!
    Apr 14, 2014 at 8:29 PM - Ragnorok: lol
    Apr 14, 2014 at 9:15 PM - English: SoL
    Apr 14, 2014 at 9:16 PM - English: you around wednesday night?
    Apr 14, 2014 at 9:42 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yes.
     
  19. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 15, 2014 at 6:58 AM - VaultBot: unfavorable conditions because we already caught you trying to sneak away
    Apr 15, 2014 at 8:56 AM - TimeCrush: Feet hit floor, bathroom, glass of water, email, no Archeage invite, dissapointment.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:25 AM - TheAngrySpy: My foot can't touch the floor.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:05 AM - English: hai bawks
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:05 AM - SoL DarkLord: hola.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:20 AM - English: /autorepyl
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:20 AM - English: womp womp
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:20 AM - VaultBot: tvtropes will ruin your life
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:44 AM - VaultBot: zowie fk(or any zowie mouse really), razer deathadder 2013, g400
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:49 AM - VaultBot: tc thats the whitest thing you've ever said
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:51 AM - VaultBot: have a 110"" 4k screen
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:58 AM - VaultBot: you got a better spy than you, dude.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 11:01 AM - VaultBot: doooooood i'm just sitting down for a few things. should be back in time for reechard to be guaranteed some ability to break it
    Apr 15, 2014 at 11:44 AM - SoL DarkLord: I am getting pissed off about the status of my vehicle.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 11:44 AM - lonesome killer: No Vault, Vintage breaks stuff. Not reechard
    Apr 15, 2014 at 11:58 AM - VaultBot: i need cut from one thing he said to another thing he said to another thing he said
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:06 PM - English: Go home VaultBot... You're drunk
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:27 PM - VaultBot: english.....do my video for me
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:29 PM - English: Thats creepy
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:29 PM - English: Vintage... you are cheating
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:36 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'd have to say so.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:43 PM - lonesome killer: Asshole drive so slow under the speed limit, then when they get to a yellow light and it's about to turn red they run it and leave a trail of cars behind. WHY DO THEY DO IT
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:52 PM - VaultBot: unless you have a 110"" 4k screen do you
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:57 PM - VintagePC: wha'd I miss? I sensed my name
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:57 PM - VintagePC looks back at bawks history
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:57 PM - VintagePC: *snork* dat vaultbot
    Apr 15, 2014 at 12:58 PM - VintagePC: how am I cheating?
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:08 PM - English: you told it to say that ;)
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:13 PM - VintagePC: surprisingly... no I did not
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VintagePC: but I'm flattered you think so... means I did a good job implementing it
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:18 PM - Geoff: >=/ Turns out I'm magically two damn episodes behind on my show. Lol how the fuck
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: It's alright Geoff, I went to watch Warehouse 13 last night and realized I hadn't watched half of the last season.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:41 PM - Geoff: The strange thing is, the last episode (not counting last nights) was march 31st. I don't understand how in the hell I missed it.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:41 PM - Geoff: And Warehouse 13 is that show full of fun artifacts and what not right?
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:49 PM - TimeCrush: Lonesome, I do that to people sometimes that ride my ass. I call it cutting my tail off.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:50 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yes Geoff.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:50 PM - Hexalan: oh god we are alive
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:55 PM - SoL DarkLord: No, we're all dead.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:58 PM - Hexalan: oh
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:58 PM - VaultBot: don&#039;t get about updates, is why i tether by usb
    Apr 15, 2014 at 1:58 PM - Hexalan: ok
    Apr 15, 2014 at 2:24 PM - Geoff: Damnit, The Tomorrow People keeps getting better. Woot
    Apr 15, 2014 at 2:53 PM - VaultBot: suck a big
    Apr 15, 2014 at 2:53 PM - VaultBot: incoming vintage ban in 3...2...1.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 3:25 PM - Geoff: SoL, I just restarted Warehouse, and I'm wondering. Right away the guy says "don't touch the bombs". At any point in this show, are they forced to use those?
    Apr 15, 2014 at 3:28 PM - SoL DarkLord: I don't think so.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 3:39 PM - Geoff: Feels like one of those things that would be used in the final season. Warehouse has to be shut down or something and so they just blow the entrance, leaving all the insanely powerful artifacts lost.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 4:15 PM - Zirkus: God i hope i get a new partner at work tomorrow.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 4:18 PM - LavaRed: ?
    Apr 15, 2014 at 4:20 PM - Zirkus: Current partner too good looking. Hardcore crushing on, and im nervous and shaky enough without that sort of influence lol.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 4:21 PM - LavaRed: bahahhahaha
    Apr 15, 2014 at 4:21 PM - LavaRed: I'm sorry Z
    Apr 15, 2014 at 4:22 PM - VaultBot: backbone providers aren't having good handoffs account for a lot of characters to keep track of
    Apr 15, 2014 at 4:23 PM - VaultBot: this guy played spy on the new phone
    Apr 15, 2014 at 4:59 PM - lonesome killer: I wasn't riding the cars ass time crush. It was just some old son of a bitch driving
    Apr 15, 2014 at 5:01 PM - VaultBot: if it does take it'll probably be like your face has been no sale for the viewer
    Apr 15, 2014 at 6:24 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: lava!!!! i need you to teleport me outta the tropics zone!!!
    Apr 15, 2014 at 6:26 PM - Hexalan: OH NOES!
    Apr 15, 2014 at 6:27 PM - VaultBot: zowie fk(or any zowie mouse really), razer deathadder 2013, g400
    Apr 15, 2014 at 6:32 PM - VaultBot: different samurai then
    Apr 15, 2014 at 6:32 PM - VaultBot: that is new
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:25 PM - Hexalan: next day, wacky hinijinks ensue as we find out zirkus in fact works for the department of child services
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:26 PM - Hexalan: he is ex-nkvd turned defector who now tracks down the kidnapped children of american billionaires
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:26 PM - VintagePC: lava works there too... more wacky hijinks and awkward situations!
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:26 PM - VaultBot: it is only about 60 lines of code
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:26 PM - Hexalan: Zirkus Today at 4:15 PM - Zirkus: God i hope i get a new partner at work tomorrow. LavaRed Today at 4:18 PM - LavaRed: ? Zirkus Today at 4:20 PM - Zirkus: Current partner too good looking. Hardcore crushing on, and im nervous and shaky enough without that sort of influence lol. LavaRed Today at 4:21 PM - LavaRed: bahahhahaha
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:27 PM - Hexalan: >implying
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:27 PM - Zirkus: to be fair i guess its not many levels of weird down that i just want to shove him in a dress and bring him home with me.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:27 PM - Hexalan: zirkus's ridiculously attractive partner is actually ex-gestapo
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: is assassin sent to also track down kidnapped children
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: because children were kidnapped by neo-nazi splinter group
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:28 PM - VintagePC: double plot twist: Zirk is KGB and knows
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: *gasp*
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: zirkus is nkvd AND kgb!
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:29 PM - Hexalan: maybe lava is secretly chicom spy
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:30 PM - VaultBot: it's for when the lady is giving oral it simulates oral,
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:31 PM - VaultBot: which makes 1+1=3
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:31 PM - Hexalan: for a second i thought that was vintage instead of vaultbot and lava instead of lady.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:31 PM - Arron Dominion: WTF Vaultbot
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:32 PM - VintagePC: more crap lonesome's been feeding it, I think
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:32 PM - Arron Dominion: The 1+1=3 is back from when we had that proof conv
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:33 PM - Hexalan: 2+2=5
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:33 PM - Hexalan: (2+2)-2=5-2
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:33 PM - Hexalan: 2=3
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:33 PM - Hexalan: 1+1=3
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:34 PM - Hexalan: there
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:34 PM - Hexalan: good proof
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:34 PM - VintagePC: yay circular reasoning
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:35 PM - Hexalan: but we know 2+2=5 to be true
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:35 PM - VintagePC: do we really?
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:35 PM - Arron Dominion: Also VLC managed to compress a WAV file in the conversion process
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:35 PM - Hexalan: it has a wikipedia article!
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:35 PM - Hexalan: it must be true!
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:36 PM - Arron Dominion: Somehow smaller than the mp3 version
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:37 PM - VintagePC: which now sounds worse than the public transit announcer
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:38 PM - Arron Dominion: And it sounds the same
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:38 PM - Arron Dominion: I prob need to use something else to finish the actual wav conversion
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:38 PM - VintagePC: silence always sounds the same
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:39 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:40 PM - Arron Dominion: That is better, it is now 30 mb instead of 2 mb after using Audacity
     
  20. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:46 PM - VaultBot: tvtropes will ruin your life
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:46 PM - Arron Dominion: Found my problem
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:47 PM - Arron Dominion: It was a MP4 compression
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:47 PM - Hexalan: silly arron
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:49 PM - Arron Dominion: Ohh well still doing the job I needed
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:50 PM - Arron Dominion: Been finding some modern music that are either jazz instrumentals, original vocals+jazz instrumental, or new jazz for a custom radio I built for myself in Fallout New Vegas
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:50 PM - Hexalan: woohoo!
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:50 PM - Hexalan: lallout!
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:52 PM - Arron Dominion: Funny the comp displayed the file as a .wav since I gave it that extension in VLC when I did the conversion
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:56 PM - Statboy: broken condoms make 1+1=3 as well
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:57 PM - Hexalan: mueheheeehhehehh
    Apr 15, 2014 at 7:57 PM - Hexalan:
    Apr 15, 2014 at 8:26 PM - VaultBot: without pictures we'll never believe
    Apr 15, 2014 at 8:40 PM - English: dull night
    Apr 15, 2014 at 8:51 PM - TimeCrush: Somebody somehow, get me an Archeage key.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 8:51 PM - TimeCrush: I'll do awful things for you.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 8:54 PM - Zirkus: Just go play on the russian servers. Think its a tiny bit harder now but not very. Last i played there were a few NA/English guilds around.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 8:55 PM - Zirkus: Just like every mmo not in NA im sure theres a very detailed guide how to do it lol
    Apr 15, 2014 at 8:58 PM - TimeCrush: I'd be real bummed about having to start over, but I might just have to do that
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:24 PM - lonesome killer: Time Crush I dont ride people's asses in traffic. But it seems like a weekly thing there is some jackass doing 10 mph less than the speed limit, and when they come to an intersection that's been yellow and is about to turn red, they all of a sudden give 0 fucks and just go through the light
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:26 PM - lonesome killer: The only thing that gives me solace is telling my self that it's probably Obama's goon squad out to get me.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:29 PM - Hexalan: i think lonesome is secretly obama goon squad
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:30 PM - Hexalan: he pretends to spread dissent to try and catch the real dissenters
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:30 PM - Hexalan: lonesome=o'brien
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:35 PM - TimeCrush: You want a wall of text Hexalan? Because thats how you instigate a wall of text.
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:58 PM - Train in Vain: lonesome is secretly an obama loving hippie
    Apr 15, 2014 at 9:59 PM - Train in Vain: with an ipad fetish
    Apr 15, 2014 at 10:45 PM - lonesome killer: <3
     
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