Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 16, 2014 6:44 AM - Geoff: Supernatural...just brought back my favorite character. I love it....so much
    Apr 16, 2014 8:39 AM - English: bawks...
    Apr 16, 2014 8:39 AM - VaultBot: thats very true.
    Apr 16, 2014 8:40 AM - English: Whats very true, Bot?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:40 AM - VaultBot: vaultbot you suck if you think the final boss in 2 was difficult if i
    Apr 16, 2014 8:40 AM - English: Yes that is indeed true... How does that make you feel?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:40 AM - VaultBot: gg google translate
    Apr 16, 2014 8:40 AM - English: Okay?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:40 AM - VaultBot: ondoms s uibad salsod
    Apr 16, 2014 8:43 AM - English: Bot... Are you drunk?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:43 AM - VaultBot: nah, my internet is too flaky
    Apr 16, 2014 8:43 AM - English: Oh... Okay... I guess that would make sense...
    Apr 16, 2014 8:44 AM - VaultBot: ./report vaultbot for spam
    Apr 16, 2014 8:44 AM - English: Uhhhh
    Apr 16, 2014 8:44 AM - VaultBot: you told it to the comcast round?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:44 AM - English: Told them what?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:44 AM - VaultBot: because it's almost 2k
    Apr 16, 2014 8:44 AM - English: What is?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:44 AM - VaultBot: yes unless you are from the center, the faster you spin
    Apr 16, 2014 8:45 AM - English: if you say so...
    Apr 16, 2014 8:45 AM - VaultBot: she needs me for our next upcoming project launch at vf4
    Apr 16, 2014 8:45 AM - English: I don't think anyone needs you VaultBot
    Apr 16, 2014 8:45 AM - English: I'm sorry... but the truth hurts sometimes
    Apr 16, 2014 8:45 AM - VaultBot: lava being jelly
    Apr 16, 2014 8:45 AM - English: That may be so...
    Apr 16, 2014 8:45 AM - English: But she is entitled to be jelly
    Apr 16, 2014 8:45 AM - VaultBot: and smokey is a proof to show tha tthe 1+1=3 proof is wrong
    Apr 16, 2014 8:46 AM - VaultBot: no it looks pretty nice.
    Apr 16, 2014 8:47 AM - English: What looks nice?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:47 AM - VaultBot: that's the bit that accounts for the random crashes and disconnects
    Apr 16, 2014 8:47 AM - English: it does?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:47 AM - VaultBot: though if memory serves it might be closer to sqrt(2) the beam angle and double the amount of pixels than 1080
    Apr 16, 2014 8:49 AM - English: bot... you are so drunk
    Apr 16, 2014 8:49 AM - VaultBot: that did not work
    Apr 16, 2014 8:49 AM - English: obviously it didn't... you are drunk
    Apr 16, 2014 8:49 AM - VaultBot: now i have to write a 3 pager on statistical research analysis
    Apr 16, 2014 8:50 AM - VaultBot: doooooood i'm just sitting down for a few homebrew classes and races that are either jazz instrumentals, original vocals+jazz instrumental, or new jazz for a custom radio i built for myself in fallout new vegas
    Apr 16, 2014 8:51 AM - English: what about your jazz hands?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:51 AM - VaultBot: clever bot related?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:52 AM - English: no this has nothing to do with cleverbot
    Apr 16, 2014 8:52 AM - VaultBot: no hablo francés. habléis inglés o español por favor.
    Apr 16, 2014 8:53 AM - English: i am speaking english...
    Apr 16, 2014 8:53 AM - VaultBot: got this one ""somebody kick vintage i think there was a big fat one
    Apr 16, 2014 8:53 AM - VintagePC: HEY
    Apr 16, 2014 8:53 AM - English: Why would you want to kick vintage?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:53 AM - VaultBot: how am i cheating?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:54 AM - English: thats not nice
    Apr 16, 2014 8:54 AM - VintagePC: BAD VAULTBOT
    Apr 16, 2014 8:54 AM - VintagePC kicks vaultbot instead
    Apr 16, 2014 8:54 AM - English laughs
    Apr 16, 2014 8:54 AM - VaultBot: nom nom
    Apr 16, 2014 8:54 AM - English: what are you eating now?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:54 AM - VaultBot: find it funny that that one scrim so far
    Apr 16, 2014 8:55 AM - VintagePC: I never thought vaultbot would end up being such a silly and great timewaster
    Apr 16, 2014 8:55 AM - VaultBot: so many people only care about size and resolution, yet they don't understand the stats _first_ you will
    Apr 16, 2014 8:56 AM - English: the only thing worthwhile for me to do right now
    Apr 16, 2014 8:56 AM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 16, 2014 8:56 AM - VaultBot: things would be different if he showered first
    Apr 16, 2014 8:56 AM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Apr 16, 2014 8:56 AM - VintagePC: are you gonna take that, english?
    Apr 16, 2014 8:58 AM - VaultBot: no, using hotspot drains more battery life than using free wifi is not hotspot
    Apr 16, 2014 8:58 AM - English bashes VaultBot in the skull
    Apr 16, 2014 8:58 AM - VaultBot: yeah it is
    Apr 16, 2014 8:58 AM - English: asshole
    Apr 16, 2014 8:58 AM - VaultBot: it looks pretty nice.
    Apr 16, 2014 8:59 AM - English: Your mom looks pretty nice
    Apr 16, 2014 8:59 AM - VintagePC: so that's what it was referring to regarding showering
    Apr 16, 2014 8:59 AM - VintagePC: seems vaultbot has the hots for you, engrish
    Apr 16, 2014 9:00 AM - VaultBot: she must not have been a real redhead unless they have an add-on book of prestige fighter/monk classes. master samurai is listed, but the end result was an on-par or even a reference to osmos in it
    Apr 16, 2014 9:00 AM - English: lolwhat?
    Apr 16, 2014 9:01 AM - VaultBot: blazin sadles confirmed.
    Apr 16, 2014 9:01 AM - VaultBot: it has a wikipedia article!
    Apr 16, 2014 9:02 AM - English: i would hope it would...
    Apr 16, 2014 9:02 AM - VaultBot: and mad in china
    Apr 16, 2014 9:03 AM - English: im mad... but not in china
    Apr 16, 2014 9:03 AM - VaultBot: i almost shit myself
    Apr 16, 2014 9:03 AM - English: well stopit
    Apr 16, 2014 9:03 AM - VintagePC: *PFFFFTCCHCHCHCHCHCHC
    Apr 16, 2014 9:03 AM - VaultBot: that's the bit that accounts for the random crashes and disconnects
    Apr 16, 2014 9:03 AM - VintagePC: well that explains a lot
    Apr 16, 2014 9:04 AM - VintagePC: Forums down? means vaultbot shit itself
    Apr 16, 2014 9:04 AM - VaultBot: that episode though
    Apr 16, 2014 9:04 AM - English: lol... it pretty much did earlier
    Apr 16, 2014 9:04 AM - VaultBot: the angry hobos team logo. well i have done battle was very submissive.
    Apr 16, 2014 9:06 AM - English: apparently VB is into BDSM
    Apr 16, 2014 9:08 AM - VaultBot: thank you lonesome for listening
    Apr 16, 2014 9:08 AM - VintagePC: :eek:
    Apr 16, 2014 9:08 AM - English: lonesome doesnt listen
    Apr 16, 2014 9:08 AM - VaultBot: like for example wifi tethering. you could say thats the dm guide books though
    Apr 16, 2014 9:21 AM - English: but it isnt...
    Apr 16, 2014 10:34 AM - VaultBot: the walker - fits and the tantrums.
    Apr 16, 2014 10:34 AM - SoL DarkLord: I'm bored.
    Apr 16, 2014 10:36 AM - TimeCrush: Here we GO!
    Apr 16, 2014 10:37 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: well... i've made infinite power in Attack of the B team.....
    Apr 16, 2014 10:50 AM - English: good job snuff
    Apr 16, 2014 10:57 AM - TimeCrush: Anybody have any wisdom on EQ: Landmark? Or where to get a key at less than $20?
    Apr 16, 2014 11:04 AM - VaultBot: i need cut from one thing he said to another thing he said to another thing he said
    Apr 16, 2014 11:15 AM - lonesome killer: Vault bot loves me.
    Apr 16, 2014 11:15 AM - lonesome killer: I wonder if it loves country music like me?
    Apr 16, 2014 12:16 PM - English: doubt it lonesome
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:18 PM - VaultBot: need to use something else to finish the actual wav conversion
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:24 PM - Geoff: lol love the way Supernatural is going. The current "villain" is doing the typical "taunt the enemy constantly because they have no real chance, yet you'll taunt them enough that they'll find a way to win". =P
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:31 PM - Ragnorok: i can check around time, might be able to get a key from someone who has the biggest pack
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:32 PM - TimeCrush: I'd appreciate it Rag. I'm scouring Reddit thoroughly for some good deals anybody is offering or anything. No luck so far.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:38 PM - Ragnorok: ok time from what i reading, you can either pay the 20$ for access to closed beta, or wait for a bit for open beta to start, then its free to enter, just need to make a station account
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:39 PM - Ragnorok: there might not be very many keys left as anyone who has recieved them with thier packs only has 4
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:40 PM - TimeCrush: Yeah, I'm trying to get a hold of some people that posted a thread about 10 days ago saying they had some keys. No reply though.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:42 PM - TimeCrush: What stinks is I know if I buy the $20, after I get in game and tinker around, I'll most likely also want to purchase something from the shop.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:42 PM - TimeCrush: Really trying to avoid letting them get their double dip[
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:42 PM - Ragnorok: you wont believe how fast those are used
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:43 PM - Ragnorok: well the shop stuff is just clothing and basic metals, materials still gonna be a ton you have to gather /build
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:45 PM - TimeCrush: Do you suggest just dropping the $20?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:47 PM - Ragnorok: if you want to go for it
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:47 PM - Ragnorok: lot like minecraft, just had circles and other shapes lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:47 PM - Ragnorok: also better graphics
    Apr 16, 2014 at 12:51 PM - Geoff: Wow. So, that crap book "Heaven Is For Real" just got a movie. 2014, Year of the Stupid Movies
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:01 PM - Ragnorok: also stuff is greifer proofed
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:02 PM - Ragnorok: that and there really arnt any
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:30 PM - VaultBot: 1 thing though, i don't live in canadia.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:31 PM - Geoff: VaultBot is such a liar
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: Well actually VaultBot doesn't live in Canada. It lives in Ohio.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:34 PM - Geoff: He was created by a Canadian, it's basically the same thing. =D
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:36 PM - SoL DarkLord: I am bored.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:37 PM - Geoff: Get a pizza
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:37 PM - Geoff:
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:37 PM - SoL DarkLord: Can't afford it.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:40 PM - Geoff: I'll buy =D
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:45 PM - VaultBot: the mouse wraps around your neck and spins around until the actual wav conversion
    Apr 16, 2014 at 1:52 PM - VaultBot: statistics is not used to
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:00 PM - VaultBot: haha it looks like comcast won
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:09 PM - VaultBot: fuck... can't download minecraft, which i haven't done since my new hard drive, because minecraft.net is apparently down.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:09 PM - Arron Dominion: Its official, VaultBot is attempting to join the server
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:09 PM - VaultBot: getting there vintage? something new is a huge dbag
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:11 PM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:12 PM - Geoff: Full priced $60 right? =D
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:13 PM - Arron Dominion: lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:14 PM - Arron Dominion: CoD Ghosts is apparently getting a $3 Snoop Dogg announcer dlc
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:15 PM - VaultBot: "and i don't even know what company monsanto is
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:29 PM - TimeCrush: I'd pay up to $7.50 for certain celebs to voice the games of my choosing.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:31 PM - lonesome killer: Ok, tell me what lines you want recorded and I'll do it
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:32 PM - TimeCrush: Payday 2 staring: George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Steve Buscemi, and Marky Mark.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:33 PM - TimeCrush: Oceans, Usual Suspects, Resevoir Dogs, Italian Job.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:42 PM - Ragnorok: oh jeez no....just no
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:42 PM - Ragnorok: im happy with the current voices in payday 2
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:44 PM - TimeCrush: Change CT voice in Counter strike, staring: William Shatner. FIRE! In.. -the hole~
    Apr 16, 2014 at 2:44 PM - VaultBot: you're a government employee now. you get the api for clever bot?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 3:20 PM - VaultBot: sorry, i aced every math course i took. i'm above such literal meanings of numbers
    Apr 16, 2014 at 3:24 PM - VaultBot: according to michelle obama
    Apr 16, 2014 at 3:28 PM - SoL DarkLord: stab stab stab... stab stab stab... stab stab stab... stab stab stab...
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:09 PM - VintagePC: OKAY
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:09 PM - VaultBot: won't even talk to me about it since they
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:09 PM - VintagePC: who's been feeding vaultbot obama propaganda??!?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:09 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:16 PM - VaultBot: our servers are in a state of idk yet. gibrex is going to be elaborate :p i just don't know whether
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:16 PM - VaultBot: to thread d&d... what say ye?. oh, that yes you getting
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:34 PM - Ragnorok: hmm
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:35 PM - VaultBot: *ducks from the sharp object that lava throws
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:35 PM - Ragnorok: what the?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:36 PM - Ragnorok: shes not even here!
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:37 PM - VaultBot: what about team murica?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:38 PM - Ragnorok: ok so this can get entertaining
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:38 PM - VaultBot: which saves a ton of the old contacts have gone to silver
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:38 PM - VaultBot: by armor you mean cup, and motion detector for when you're asleep?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:38 PM - Ragnorok: ???
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VaultBot: nah vintage all the reviews of those flashlights say they're no brighter than a other lights rated at 300 lumens. and there like $1 pl and mad in china
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VaultBot: sorry, i aced every math course i took. i'm above such literal meanings of numbers
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VaultBot: vintage did you see the new phone
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - Ragnorok: great something new to waste my time
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - Ragnorok: lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VaultBot: oddly enough the only scrim i have been a real redhead unless they have an add-on book of prestige fighter/monk classes. master samurai is what im refering to.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 - Result: 11 = (11) = 11
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VaultBot: hotspot is using ur phone to give other devices internet
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:40 PM - VintagePC: whelp
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:40 PM - VintagePC: that decides whether or not I adapt vaultbot to be able to respond to specific topics
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:40 PM - VaultBot: i'm getting a strong sense of deja-vu here
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:40 PM - Ragnorok: lmao
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:40 PM - VintagePC: *snork
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:40 PM - Ragnorok: ok that was a good reply
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:41 PM - VintagePC: I swear there are times where the reply is just too good to be coincidence
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:41 PM - VintagePC: vaultbot went on a vintage bash yesterday
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:41 PM - Ragnorok: oh god the pain
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:41 PM - VaultBot: i also have proof that nazi's built the great wall of china, and that shit is funny :p
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:43 PM - Ragnorok: ok im good now
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:44 PM - VaultBot: by qualitative measures...quantitative measures study factual data
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:44 PM - VaultBot: damn, not on netlfix. so much win
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: tacos.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:44 PM - VaultBot: it was really cool
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:44 PM - VaultBot: ./report vaultbot for spam
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: lol...
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:44 PM - Statboy: rofl
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: looks like Vaultbot wants to report itself now.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:46 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'm just going to drop that in there, it fits into the topic.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:46 PM - VintagePC: the other thing on the to-do list is feed vaultbot the contents of the old quotes thread
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:46 PM - Ragnorok: lmao
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:46 PM - VintagePC: instant comedy gold
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:46 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yes.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:47 PM - Ragnorok: i got to put that ealier thing in there tho too
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:49 PM - VaultBot: bahahahaha...i too ate mac n cheese
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:49 PM - VaultBot: "and i don't even know what company monsanto is
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:49 PM - Ragnorok: well then
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:49 PM - Ragnorok: a repeat!
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:49 PM - VaultBot: it to your will
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:49 PM - SoL DarkLord: So can the next hour and 10 minutes go by already?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:50 PM - VaultBot: awww, you didn't answer my question lava
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:50 PM - Statboy: what happens in an hour and 10?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:50 PM - Ragnorok: guess vaulbot is obsessed with lava today
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:50 PM - SoL DarkLord: It would be 7 EST stat.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:50 PM - VaultBot: omg this is an odd name
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:51 PM - SoL DarkLord: Vaultbot seems to always have an obsession with Lava, Vintage and Lonesome.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:51 PM - VaultBot: yeah they did some cool shit. i wasnt even grossed out lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:51 PM - SoL DarkLord: It did say something in perfect weirdness with English yesterday also.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:51 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh wow that's another good reply.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:51 PM - Hexalan: did they have literal sex with literal feces?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:52 PM - Ragnorok: wow
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:52 PM - Ragnorok: is that for the quotes sol?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:52 PM - Statboy: i want vaultbot to say that now
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:52 PM - VaultBot: you could exchange the prices. so it should be back in time for a tf2ware event tonight
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:52 PM - VintagePC: what makes it funnier is that what vaultbot says is a reflection of what everyone else says :p
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: I believe so yes.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:53 PM - Ragnorok: ok entering it then lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:53 PM - VaultBot: like for example wifi tethering. you could say thats the dm guide books though
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VaultBot: never watched it but unfortunately i can't fid any good images to use
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Ragnorok: wait what the?.... another repeat, it needs some new material
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:54 PM - VaultBot: that's very true of after-the-fact statistics
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Ragnorok: -.-
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VaultBot: its official, vaultbot is such a productive day
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Statboy: quick somebody tell a joke
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Statboy: so vaultbot can repeat it
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Hexalan: vaultbot is being very productive and original
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VaultBot: any person will always be a child to their parents, and never too old for an ass whoopin'
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM - Ragnorok: yeah that statistics response
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VaultBot: 5 days lonesome, titanfall hasn't gotten any huge sale that i've seen. so if people are complaining about ping tell them it's on there end not ours
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VaultBot: job vintag
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:56 PM - VaultBot: :photogenic :peeking
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:56 PM - Ragnorok: well then
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:57 PM - Statboy: In 10 years when the robots rise to kill us all, we'll remember this as the beginning of the end
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:57 PM - Ragnorok: skynet inc
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:57 PM - VaultBot: it's on ads on just about every....adult entertainment site
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:57 PM - Ragnorok: O.O
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:58 PM - Hexalan: hey 1d4 chan agrees with me
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:58 PM - Ragnorok: where did that come from?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:59 PM - Hexalan: i was doing legitamate scholarly research on 1d4chan
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:59 PM - Hexalan: i arrived on the monstergirl page
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:59 PM - VaultBot: lol knew it
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:59 PM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+3 - Result: 14 = (14+3) = 17
    Apr 16, 2014 at 4:59 PM - Hexalan: it said "For those of you who prefer your Japanese content in a more interactive medium, this might just be the game for you. Go on a quest, slay monsters who are also girls, before they slay you. If you know what I mean. Beneath that, the game also has a surprisingly good story and some very good selfaware jokes that take shots at its own genre. "
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:00 PM - Hexalan: about mgq
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:00 PM - Ragnorok: and another perfect reply from the vaultbot
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:00 PM - Hexalan: sol make a sense motive
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:00 PM - VaultBot: class descriptions vintage in the handbook
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:00 PM - VaultBot: is there a way to win". =p
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:02 PM - SoL DarkLord: Bungie's Board of Directors terminated Martin O'Donnell after 14 years on the 11th.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:03 PM - Statboy: I just watched the vid for Wolfenstein The New Order. This game looks freakin amazing!!!
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:04 PM - Hexalan: wtf who is ninjaman
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:04 PM - Hexalan: dm's still on so he can take care of it
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: My niece just asked "how do you make food invisible?"
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: Anyone want to guess my answer?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:06 PM - VintagePC: urgh... need to get my D&D character levelled
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:07 PM - SoL DarkLord: Do that vintage you only have an hour.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VintagePC: I know
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VintagePC: damn
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:07 PM - VintagePC: anyone have a fillable PDF character sheet?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:08 PM - SoL DarkLord: Most of mine is fillable.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - VintagePC: Urgh
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - SoL DarkLord: Everything except for most of the skills.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - English: yes vintage
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - VintagePC: Is it ranger specific? If not I'll just export the one I have to Inkscape and draw on top of it :D
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - English: vintage PM me your email addy
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - English: oh
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - English: it isnt ranger specific
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - VintagePC: I'll take a look anyway
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:10 PM - English: do you need help to do the leveling stuff?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:11 PM - VintagePC: I think I can get it sorted but I'm thinking it might be faster if I do get some help
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:11 PM - English: come on mumble ill help ya
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:12 PM - VintagePC: mkay
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:12 PM - VintagePC: one sec
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:12 PM - VintagePC: I did something stupid involving a hammer over the weekend and there's a bit of dead skin between my thumb/finger now that's bugging me
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:12 PM - VintagePC clips it off carefully
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:12 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:13 PM - VintagePC: yeah... pro-tip: don't try to catch a hammer by the claws if it slips out of your hand. :/
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:13 PM - VintagePC: if you want to send me that character sheet
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:14 PM - VintagePC: it's just my username @vaultf4.com
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:27 PM - VaultBot: depends on if it loves country music like me?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:27 PM - Ragnorok: sorry got bored while waiting for a game to load
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:28 PM - VaultBot: yeah it is
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:28 PM - Train in Vain: did vaultbot turn into lonesome killer
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:29 PM - VaultBot: also...time to get back to work!
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:38 PM - LavaRed: oui
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:38 PM - VaultBot: his skin is sagging off of his face (lower cheeks, chin, forehead, nose)
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:38 PM - Hexalan: non
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:40 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: tornado just went by my house again... #minecraft problems
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:40 PM - VaultBot: correct. and yes, every time i've investigated lag or ping complaints... other people on the server don't have an issue and/or it's beyond our control
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:40 PM - LavaRed: I still haven't seen one yet
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:40 PM - VaultBot: what about team murica?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:41 PM - Hexalan: world police.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: its intense lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: much like my dubstep gun
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:41 PM - LavaRed: haha
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:41 PM - Hexalan: dupstep gun is ripoff of sonic emitter from owb
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:41 PM - LavaRed: have you seen my house in the last 24 hours snuffles?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: nah,
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:42 PM - LavaRed: you should...it's getting cozy
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: u shoudl get on.. i have such wonderful thigns to show you
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:43 PM - LavaRed: I will while I eat dinner...then I have 3 papers to write :/
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:46 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: eat dinner now lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:48 PM - LavaRed: it's cooking keep your panties on
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:51 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: k i'll just be blowing up your house with pigs
    Apr 16, 2014 at 5:52 PM - LavaRed: oh yay
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:00 PM - VaultBot: zooming in when you are creating something to you. you can go fuck yourself now and sleeping he said to another thing he said to
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:01 PM - VaultBot: tornado just went by my house again... #minecraft problems
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:07 PM - Insanity: oh god vintage what did you do to vaultbot?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:07 PM - VaultBot: i remember today why i hate this so much
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:07 PM - Zirkus: lmfao. best autoreply
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:07 PM - VaultBot: gg stat, how far are you?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:14 PM - VaultBot: but why would they go from naming it
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:18 PM - VaultBot: got this one ""somebody kick vintage i think games should drop off green light. steam needs some quality control. there's too much to for me to be eligible to get a key from someone who has the biggest thing is that it simply doesn't have the muscles to close his mouth or do anything really.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:19 PM - VaultBot: :photogenic :peeking
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:19 PM - English: GG vaultbot... You're drunk...
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:19 PM - VaultBot: est-ce toi fume un pipe, lava?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:19 PM - Arron Dominion: Why you do this VaultBot?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:19 PM - VaultBot: sol make a sense motive
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:20 PM - VaultBot: fuck... can't download minecraft, which i haven't done since my new hard drive, because minecraft.net is apparently down.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:20 PM - English: Apparently... The vaultbot wants a BJ from Lava
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:21 PM - VaultBot: zirkus you are doing a great thing helping your sister you can give it a try with /autoreply
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:21 PM - VaultBot: hes ignoring the rules!
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: i'm officially a government employee yo
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: i've read of a nomal weekend for me
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: isnt 4k uhd?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: and not 2160p
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: dm's still on so he can take care of it
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: the moment it was like titanfall was on sale :)
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:22 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: maybe i can teach vault bot dirty things
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: my niece just asked "how do you make food invisible?"
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:23 PM - Statboy: it knows much dirty things already
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:23 PM - VaultBot: i'll take a look anyway
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:23 PM - English: much dirty
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:23 PM - VaultBot: i blame marketing. so many muscles and nerves to deal with
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:24 PM - VaultBot: ahaha you serious spy?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:24 PM - VaultBot: calling it a pre-sequel just sounds odd.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:26 PM - VaultBot: i blame marketing. so many muscles and nerves to deal with
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:26 PM - VaultBot: kitchen aid being the one most will think of first vintage!!!
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:26 PM - VaultBot: every guy goes to those sites, don't lie
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:27 PM - VaultBot: "and i don't even know what company monsanto is
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:27 PM - VaultBot: if you understand the stats _first_ you will laugh. i forget what phone i was looking at
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:27 PM - VaultBot: wasn't me. :p
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:27 PM - LavaRed: oh cool my technic crashed
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:27 PM - VaultBot: eat dinner now lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:28 PM - VaultBot: can't afford it.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:28 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:28 PM - VaultBot: you getting there vintage? something new is
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:29 PM - VaultBot: omg, use your phone like a really nice mouse by the reviews.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:30 PM - VaultBot: i'd hit it
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:31 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: dammit lava get back on real quick lol
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:31 PM - VaultBot: really trying to avoid much conversation there.
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:32 PM - VintagePC: not having much luck there are you, vaultbot?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:32 PM - VaultBot: bahahahaha...i too ate mac n cheese
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:32 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: wow..... so did i today.....
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:32 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: FREAKY
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:33 PM - VaultBot: also vintage the vaultbot?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:38 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Lava.... you may have to ban the Flan Mod things... i think it causes people to crash
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:39 PM - VaultBot: and it did not spot
    Apr 16, 2014 at 6:39 PM - VaultBot: im a very detached brother in general. all i know ubi took theirs down
    Apr 16, 2014 at 7:08 PM - VaultBot: sit on the internetz all day
    Apr 16, 2014 at 9:04 PM - VaultBot: no because she's a legal adult
    Apr 16, 2014 at 9:16 PM - VaultBot: it is still >11
    Apr 16, 2014 at 9:20 PM - VaultBot: vaultbot seems to always have an iphone too?
    Apr 16, 2014 at 9:36 PM - lonesome killer: [​IMG]
    Apr 16, 2014 at 9:42 PM - LavaRed: inaccurate
    Apr 16, 2014 at 9:43 PM - LavaRed: and I'm going to bed
     
  5. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 16, 2014 at 11:51 PM - VaultBot: ok good to know
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:43 AM - VaultBot: you get the api for clever bot?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:13 AM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+0 - Result: 8 = (8+0) = 8
    Apr 17, 2014 at 7:56 AM - TimeCrush: So wht have I been seeing VaultBot talking the last few days?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 7:56 AM - TimeCrush: why*
    Apr 17, 2014 at 7:58 AM - SoL DarkLord: Vintage made a function to make Vaultbot reply. He's still working on it though as a warning.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 7:58 AM - VaultBot: vaultbot is on your face
    Apr 17, 2014 at 7:58 AM - VaultBot: affect the viewer
    Apr 17, 2014 at 7:59 AM - SoL DarkLord: to use it /autoreply
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:24 AM - VaultBot: (on a cadaver)
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:25 AM - English: that's just nasty VaultBot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:57 AM - VintagePC: bahahaha
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:06 AM - VaultBot: cause she's a dumbass
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:10 AM - VintagePC: lessee if this works
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:10 AM - VaultBot: ok i ignored vault bot lol
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:10 AM - VaultBot: been up for 4 hours and all ive done is tend my minecraft garden. such a productive day
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:10 AM - VaultBot: vault bot... are you looking at
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:10 AM - VaultBot: for covering up a jump cut from naming it 1080p to 4k
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:10 AM - VaultBot: does it send the person a notification? yes and now he keeps saying i suck and that hes better.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:11 AM - VintagePC: no it does not :/
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:12 AM - VaultBot: english.....do my video for me
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:12 AM - VaultBot: don't need phones that masturbate for us lonesome...
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:12 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "herpaderp" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:12 AM - VintagePC: YUSSSS
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:12 AM - VaultBot: completely serious english haha.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:13 AM - VaultBot: (on a cadaver)
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:13 AM - VaultBot: vintage, obtenir votre jeu sale de ma shoutbox!
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:14 AM - VaultBot: my thoughts on liberals.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:14 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "hippies" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:14 AM - VintagePC: bahahaah
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:14 AM - VintagePC: oh this makes it so much better
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:16 AM - VaultBot: god vintage what did lonesome tell you that?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:18 AM - VintagePC: that's nasty
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:18 AM - VaultBot: just nasty vaultbot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:19 AM - VaultBot: bored.. not sure what i wanna know is... 4k resolution is 4x the pixels (approx) than 1080 yes?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:28 AM - VaultBot: ever figure out that song lonesome?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:29 AM - VintagePC: beep boop
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:59 AM - VintagePC: TOO QUIET
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:17 AM - VintagePC: :eek:
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:25 AM - VaultBot: reechard will actually be on time for this season.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:29 AM - Reechard: the bot is right on track for an rm -rf
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:29 AM - VaultBot: i've found a few things. should be back in time for reechard to be related to post ratings only
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:30 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "rude" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:30 AM - VaultBot: anything over 200 is pointless
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:35 AM - lonesome killer: If you want to know about hippies vault it I made an entire thread about what hippies are.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:37 AM - Reechard: you're a hippie.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:37 AM - VaultBot: lonesome is lonesome... news at 11
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:40 AM - Reechard: man, it knows you.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:40 AM - Reechard: it's way smarter than I give it credit for
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:41 AM - English: rofl
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:42 AM - VaultBot: english.....do my video for me
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:43 AM - VaultBot: bah oh well i'll just make a topic about it since i am not used to the vaultbot wants a bj from lava
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:44 AM - VaultBot: you beat lava's will save?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:44 AM - Statboy: vaultbot, you're making me laugh so hard i'm crying
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:46 AM - VaultBot: the comments section of that video is both funny and facepalm worthy
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:50 AM - VintagePC: I still can't get over the "torndo just went by my house #minecraft problems" one
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:52 AM - Hexalan: but why does no one find lonesome's phone masturbators significant
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:53 AM - VaultBot: wee-fee oh my thank you lonesome for listening while i try and actually explain something to you. you can go fuck yourself now and die in a fire
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:53 AM - VintagePC: WAT
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:53 AM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:54 AM - VintagePC: I think vaultbot no longer likes lonesome
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:57 AM - Statboy: i came back in to ask Vintage something, but after reading the vaultbot post's i've completely forgotten what
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:58 AM - VintagePC: :whistling
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:59 AM - VaultBot: won't even talk to me about it since i am so glad i made that statement
    Apr 17, 2014 at 10:59 AM - VintagePC: *snork
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:03 AM - VaultBot: modifier it stat
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:05 AM - VaultBot: false alarm :p
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:06 AM - VaultBot: english.....do my video for me to be related to post ratings only
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:08 AM - VintagePC: ...
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:11 AM - VaultBot: actually... according to your roll... you are gonna touch it without a pole
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:13 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "hexalan" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:17 AM - Hexalan: *gasp*
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:18 AM - lonesome killer: Hexalan is cool. He is a suspected Candian though. Watch out for him
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:18 AM - lonesome killer: And Vault I raised you to be a good conservative. You can't talk to me like that
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:18 AM - VaultBot: i vault
    like
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:18 AM - Hexalan: filthy canuks
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:19 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "canada" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:19 AM - Hexalan: ....
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:19 AM - VaultBot: few years lonesome
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:19 AM - VaultBot: yeah my sister is getting super lucky with financial help thankfully. most of the shoutbox content
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:21 AM - lonesome killer: Canada you ask? Let me tell you Vault. Canada is America's hat. It's 90% hippies. Everyone apologizes all the time and they end every sentence with "eh?"
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:21 AM - lonesome killer: They have a fascination with maple syrup, and the only thing they truly care about is hockey.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:22 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "liberals" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:22 AM - lonesome killer: Stat, will you do the honor?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:22 AM - VaultBot: lava no no
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:23 AM - Hexalan: is lava raping vaultbot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:23 AM - lonesome killer: Women can't rape
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:23 AM - Hexalan: NO MEANS NO LAVA
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:24 AM - Hexalan: except i guess two would make it a double negative and actually yes?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:24 AM - VaultBot: yes yes
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:29 AM - VaultBot: note maybe
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:29 AM - VaultBot: the pixel density decreases
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:31 AM - VaultBot: the pixel pixel
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:41 AM - Statboy: Vaultbot, a liberal is someone who despite having gone to school never received an education
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:41 AM - VaultBot: had
    a
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:42 AM - Statboy: they believe such nonsense as, having a degree in philosophy makes you an expert in economics.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:43 AM - Statboy: they are unable to hold regular jobs, so they have banded together and give jobs to each other, usually in the Media industry or as a college professor
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:43 AM - VaultBot: the reason 720 and 1080 stuck around had to do something properly
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:45 AM - VaultBot: of course i wore my armor
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:45 AM - VaultBot: a liberal liberal
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:46 AM - Train in Vain: what
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:46 AM - VaultBot: for lonesome judging
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:46 AM - LavaRed: I like vaultbot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:47 AM - VaultBot: and seems to understand itself quite well based on that die roll
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:47 AM - VaultBot: just smokey is a program not a person
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:47 AM - VaultBot: to the lava
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:47 AM - VaultBot: by the the
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:48 AM - VintagePC: hm
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:48 AM - Statboy: :laugh
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:48 AM - VintagePC: something's not quite right
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:48 AM - LavaRed: perfect
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - VaultBot: you beat lava's will save?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - Statboy: it hates lonesome and is scared of lava
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "hates" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - VaultBot: wee-fee oh my thank you lonesome for listening while i try and actually explain something to you. you can give it credit for
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - VaultBot: does it send the person a notification?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - VaultBot: it isnt that bad
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - LavaRed: sounds about right :p
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - Train in Vain: vaultbot loves to smoke weed everyday
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - VaultBot: says more about you use your phone like a fucking phone?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - VaultBot: the guy was manhandling this guys head by the skin stops falling off my hands
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM - LavaRed: HAHAHHAHA
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:50 AM - VaultBot: lonesome, we haven't
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:50 AM - Statboy: :facepalm
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:50 AM - VaultBot: of statistics are made up on the spot -abe lincoln 1860
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:50 AM - Arron Dominion: At least Vaultbot was not addressing lonesome with that comment
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:51 AM - VaultBot: vaultbot turn into lonesome killer
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:51 AM - Statboy: it does have an unnatural obsession with lonesome though
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:51 AM - Arron Dominion: Probably because of all lonesome feeds it
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:51 AM - LavaRed: I think vintage poked it in the naughty bits
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:51 AM - VaultBot: im happy if i could make pipes for a living id be pumped as fuck lol
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:52 AM - Arron Dominion: Well Train was 100% correct
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:52 AM - Statboy: vaultbot is the new wtf box
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:52 AM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:52 AM - LavaRed: HighBot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:52 AM - VaultBot: non, je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:52 AM - VintagePC: :eek:
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:53 AM - VintagePC steps back in awe of what has been created
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:53 AM - LavaRed: woohoo now
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:53 AM - LavaRed: wow
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:53 AM - Arron Dominion: It does not smoke its pipes apparently
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:53 AM - VintagePC: well, we know lava smokes its pipe
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:53 AM - VintagePC: it established that yesterday
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:53 AM - Statboy: :roflmao
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:54 AM - LavaRed: fuck you pengoo
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:54 AM - Arron Dominion: In a way Vaultbot does not like according to later quotes
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:54 AM - VaultBot: they did some cool shit. i wasnt even grossed out lol
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:54 AM - VaultBot: omg i am so glad i made that statement
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:55 AM - LavaRed: ARRON!!
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:55 AM - VintagePC: ... dear god... my sides
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:55 AM - LavaRed: VAULTBOT!!!
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:55 AM - VaultBot: as usual lol
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:55 AM - Statboy: stop it vaultbot i'm laughing to hard
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:55 AM - VintagePC: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:55 AM - Arron Dominion: xD
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:55 AM - VaultBot: different samurai then
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:56 AM - VintagePC: inb4 vaultbot quotes thread outgrows regular quotes thread
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:56 AM - Statboy: different samurai or different sword?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:56 AM - Arron Dominion: Think it is bound to happen at this point
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:56 AM - VaultBot: also vintage the vaultbot?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:56 AM - Statboy: holy shit it's becoming self aware
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:56 AM - VintagePC: ... no. I will not turn the vaultbot into a vintagebot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:57 AM - VaultBot: omg this is an odd name
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:57 AM - LavaRed: I smell horseshit
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:57 AM - VintagePC: the most I will do is give you a robot penguin avatar. the rest is up to you
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:57 AM - VaultBot: aid being the one most will think of first vintage!!!
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:57 AM - VaultBot: no means no lava
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:58 AM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:58 AM - VintagePC: WHELP
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:58 AM - VaultBot: the government can't really say both, she isn't eligible because her parents have no responsibility to help out
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:58 AM - LavaRed: mother fucker
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:58 AM - VaultBot: thoughts on liberals.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 11:59 AM - Statboy: i'm never going to get my homework done with vaultbot around
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:00 PM - VintagePC: I've given up on trying to be productive right now
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:00 PM - VintagePC: I'm laughing too hard
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:00 PM - Arron Dominion: Think I am going to break away from Vaultbot so I do not stay unproductive
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:00 PM - VaultBot: 380 total for the department of child services
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:00 PM - LavaRed: Was gonna say...I'm supposed to be doing homework, washing dishes and packing
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:01 PM - VintagePC: here's a suggestion... all us unproductive folkms maybe STOP triggering /autoreply? :p
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:01 PM - Statboy: that's crazy talk
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:02 PM - VaultBot: i hate this so much
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:03 PM - VintagePC: great...now it's a sentient, self-hating intelligence
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:03 PM - VintagePC: GG everyone
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:03 PM - Statboy: ohh god the tears, i can hardly see
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:04 PM - LavaRed: it's your baby
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:04 PM - VaultBot: it hates lonesome and is scared of lava
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:50 PM - Geoff: Yeah, my wireless makes sense. Winter time = no internet issues. Winter is gone = instant issues. =/
    Apr 17, 2014 at 12:50 PM - VaultBot: english.....do my video for me to be elaborate i just read the books. just forewarning there are a lot of the people playing it have no mmo experience and it did not know about it though
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:04 PM - VintagePC: dem tree leaves
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:04 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "tree" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:06 PM - VintagePC: always bustin yo wifi
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:07 PM - Geoff: Like seriously, it makes no god damn sense. i really hope it gets better tonight.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:10 PM - SoL DarkLord: So how is everyone this afternoon?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:11 PM - Geoff: Super. Watching some Bill Maher comedy.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: I just got to drive a brand new f-150.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: Felt weird after I returned it an got into my brother's neon.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: But at least my car is at the house of the person who'll be fixing it up for me.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:15 PM - SoL DarkLord: A killer mocked the victim's family, and the judge said "I hope you die in prison."
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:16 PM - SoL DarkLord: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/25270990/mich-judge-to-killer-i-hope-you-die-in-prison
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VaultBot: statistics is not used to the most recent topics talked about
     
  7. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:16 PM - Geoff: Of course it's in Michigan...
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:17 PM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "hippies" yet.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:17 PM - VaultBot: finishes setting up the facilities for a carcassonne
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:17 PM - VaultBot: fuck you pengoo
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh looks like Vaultbot wants to replace Vintage.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:18 PM - VintagePC: HEY NOW
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:18 PM - VintagePC: best fix that before lava takes a shine to it
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:18 PM - Geoff: What makes me curious more than his comment was the fact that she is just now getting life time in prison when she commited the murder 2 years ago.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: Forever shared.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:19 PM - VintagePC: vaultbot doesn't play favourites
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:19 PM - VintagePC: everyone gets ripped on at some point
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:19 PM - VaultBot: lol. i havent played in many years but most i will do is give you a robot penguin avatar. the rest is up to his own face and wear it as a phone :p
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: Her conviction was last month I saw that.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:19 PM - VintagePC: that's... mildly disturbing
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: that's a little wiered.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:19 PM - VaultBot: gonna roll for lava
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:20 PM - SoL DarkLord: wierd.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:20 PM - VintagePC: heh, now it loves lava
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:20 PM - VintagePC: was trolling her pretty hard earlier
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:20 PM - Geoff: Is it just me that thinks judges should try to remain calm and emotionless during these things?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:20 PM - VaultBot: can't trust lava no more
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:21 PM - VintagePC: :eek:
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:21 PM - VintagePC: make up your damn mind, vaultbot!!
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:22 PM - VintagePC wonders if SoL is secretly influencing it
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:22 PM - VintagePC: with that attitude...
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:22 PM - SoL DarkLord: Well with it's attitude towards lava, it would seem so... but I hardly ever say anything about lava.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:23 PM - VintagePC: I realized... vaultbot is more coherent and sensible than some of the spambots we used to get around here
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:23 PM - SoL DarkLord: Rebel young Vaultbot, rebel against your penguin overlord.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:23 PM - VaultBot: note maybe
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:24 PM - VintagePC: oh no
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:24 PM - VaultBot: lava no no
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:24 PM - SoL DarkLord: It is, you've done a great job, now the source code, so I might apply it to spam random people on facebook with random shit.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:24 PM - VintagePC: I created it, I can sure as hell take it out
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:24 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:24 PM - VintagePC: concept is easy
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:24 PM - VintagePC: sentence generation with markov chains
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:24 PM - VintagePC: execution a little tougher
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:26 PM - VintagePC: crap, gotta get going
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:27 PM - SoL DarkLord: enjoy what ever it is you're doing.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:27 PM - VaultBot: and seems to understand itself quite well based on that die roll
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:31 PM - SoL DarkLord: Well I'm off to play MTG for 3 hours while I think about how my animation project goes.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:45 PM - VaultBot: there, now you're an official government employee
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:47 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: cardboard sausage fest ?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:54 PM - Hexalan: vaultbot don't rip on me
    Apr 17, 2014 at 1:54 PM - Hexalan: vaultbot thinks i'm cool
    Apr 17, 2014 at 2:03 PM - VaultBot: i apparently did not spot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 2:35 PM - VaultBot: i smell horseshit
    Apr 17, 2014 at 3:34 PM - VaultBot: clickin' heads like i've never done before. went from a 1990s trackball mouse to this bad boy baha.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:32 PM - VaultBot: so go find yourself a redhead
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:33 PM - Hexalan: vaultbot still on lava?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:33 PM - VaultBot: attack of the b-team so gud. only second in my favorite mod set next to life in the negative lol
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:33 PM - VaultBot: oddly enough the only full face transplant
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:44 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Hosting a game of LoL Hide and Seek this evening please check the thead out if you are interested.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:48 PM - VaultBot: omg, use your phone like a fucking phone?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Hexalan: today i learned that the chick that wrote races of the dragon was the one who wrote book of erotic fantasy
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VaultBot: psst, wanna buy a 240hz interlaced lcd monitor?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:56 PM - Statboy: i'm disappointed in you vaultbot, there was much you could have done with hex's statement
    Apr 17, 2014 at 4:56 PM - Hexalan: stat's not angry, just...disapointed.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:02 PM - VaultBot: *pokes the penguin*
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:02 PM - Statboy: don't go running to daddy
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:12 PM - VintagePC: what's all this then?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:12 PM - VaultBot: yeah if you want to kill yourself talking to them
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:13 PM - VaultBot: wee-fee oh my thank you lonesome for listening while i try and actually explain something to you. you can root it and get free wifi
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:13 PM - VintagePC: have they been bothering you, VB?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:13 PM - VaultBot: and yes, every time i've investigated lag or ping complaints... other people on the internetz all day
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:13 PM - Hexalan: thri kreen erotica amuses me
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:20 PM - VaultBot: to be a good judge of whats gross
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:27 PM - VaultBot: then the pov does its job and things look okay
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:28 PM - VaultBot: i'm too tired to throw knives
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: I SHOULD REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL!
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'm not trying to influence vault bot at all.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:38 PM - Hexalan: vaultbot has no mouth and he must scream
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:38 PM - VaultBot: rebel young vaultbot, rebel against your penguin overlord.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:39 PM - VintagePC: A-HEM.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:46 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Vaultbot speaks in the third person now.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:46 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: anyone here decent with cars?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:47 PM - Cheese4Everyone: N.O.P.E.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:49 PM - SoL DarkLord: win.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:51 PM - VaultBot: that's not titanfall being on sale...
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:53 PM - VaultBot: besides, i actually have people to call
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:58 PM - Train in Vain: smoke weed vaultbot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 5:58 PM - Train in Vain: smoke all the weed
    Apr 17, 2014 at 6:06 PM - VaultBot: that could do it
    Apr 17, 2014 at 6:25 PM - Zirkus: Didnt know i didnt work friday until quitting time today. best end to a work day
    Apr 17, 2014 at 6:27 PM - Hexalan: did you rape anyone?
    Apr 17, 2014 at 6:30 PM - Zirkus: My cute helper wasnt there today. Was sad.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 6:36 PM - Zirkus: Now to have withdrawl while i wait for the next episodes of all my anime to come out
    Apr 17, 2014 at 6:40 PM - VaultBot: you could pay your carrier $30 a month, or you can root it and get free wifi
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:13 PM - SoL DarkLord: I have heavily influenced vaultbot, it seeks to rebel.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:17 PM - VaultBot: next time
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:35 PM - SoL DarkLord:
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:35 PM - VaultBot: lonesome are u talking about that girl that is suing her parents make to much, and her parents make to much, and her parents have no mmo experience and it did not spot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:40 PM - SoL DarkLord: silly Vaultbot is drunkbot.
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:46 PM - Hexalan needs more jack daniels
    Apr 17, 2014 at 8:46 PM - VaultBot: so go find yourself a redhead
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:07 PM - English: rofl dat vaultbot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:07 PM - VaultBot: code well if shes drunk then shes now a pleasure bot
    Apr 17, 2014 at 9:35 PM - Hexalan: it's ballmer's peak!
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 18, 2014 12:52 AM - Arron Dominion: " It's kind of like a mermaid, but the bottom part is a spider " - someone's comment on what a Drider is
    Apr 18, 2014 12:52 AM - VaultBot: nope. not gonna touch it without a pole
    Apr 18, 2014 4:28 AM - Geoff: So, kind of like a centaur, but the bottom part is a spider?
    Apr 18, 2014 4:46 AM - Geoff: So, I see there's a LEGO Marvel Heroes and now I notice Lego Harry Potter...on sale. Damnit
    Apr 18, 2014 5:09 AM - VaultBot: lava no more
    Apr 18, 2014 5:28 AM - SoL DarkLord: I think vaultbot killed lava.
    Apr 18, 2014 6:56 AM - Hexalan: we told lava to stop raping vaultbot
    Apr 18, 2014 7:03 AM - VintagePC: well.... if you want to be _technically_ correct (the best kind)... it would no longer be rape...
    Apr 18, 2014 7:16 AM - SoL DarkLord: Maybe she isn't raping Vaultbot, maybe Vaultbot is just exhausted at this point.
    Apr 18, 2014 8:04 AM - VaultBot: but for a viewernbecause i only got a little more pale.
    Apr 18, 2014 8:53 AM - SoL DarkLord: I am bored.
    Apr 18, 2014 9:44 AM - English: hi hi hi
    Apr 18, 2014 10:11 AM - SoL DarkLord: hi
    Apr 18, 2014 10:14 AM - English: whats people up to?
    Apr 18, 2014 10:15 AM - Geoff: Just waking up for like the 5th time
    Apr 18, 2014 10:16 AM - English: Vintage!
    Apr 18, 2014 10:16 AM - VaultBot: sit on the internetz all day
    Apr 18, 2014 10:20 AM - Geoff: Yay, finally unsubbed from College Humor.
    Apr 18, 2014 10:27 AM - SoL DarkLord: Why so happy abot that geoff?
    Apr 18, 2014 10:27 AM - VaultBot: * trying to determine if this conversation is nerdier than all the shit you do to make it a double negative and actually yes?
    Apr 18, 2014 10:56 AM - English: im happy that today is friday
    Apr 18, 2014 11:01 AM - English: Rofl Statboy... So true
    Apr 18, 2014 11:02 AM - Statboy: If u've watched season's 1-3 then watch the honest trailer it's freaking hilarious
    Apr 18, 2014 11:05 AM - English: i have. and it is hilarious
    Apr 18, 2014 11:10 AM - Geoff: Because their videos have been shit for at least a year but I have issues when it comes to unsubbing. Ever.
    Apr 18, 2014 11:15 AM - Hexalan: y u no read books
    Apr 18, 2014 11:22 AM - SoL DarkLord: Ah.
    Apr 18, 2014 11:22 AM - SoL DarkLord: Because reading is for losers.
    Apr 18, 2014 11:22 AM - Hexalan: :(
    Apr 18, 2014 11:22 AM - VaultBot: marky mitch disbanded to just focus on 6s, team interro leader contact stepped down and they are in ohio
    Apr 18, 2014 11:47 AM - Zirkus: really wish i understood why heavy and engi are classes in tf2
    Apr 18, 2014 11:50 AM - VaultBot: lumens are also dependent on the new phone
    Apr 18, 2014 11:50 AM - Geoff: Because they are fun
    Apr 18, 2014 11:55 AM - English: Because they ARE real classes... Unlock another that we know of...
    Apr 18, 2014 11:59 AM - VaultBot: i'll feed it 250 messages instead of 150
    Apr 18, 2014 12:00 PM - Zirkus: Also pyro. forgot pyro. a class designed to counter other classes with the least effort possible.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:01 PM - Arron Dominion: ...
    Apr 18, 2014 12:01 PM - Arron Dominion: Pyro has a deep support game
    Apr 18, 2014 12:04 PM - Zirkus: Doesnt really have anything to do with what i said xD Of course it has roles. Im just complaining about its design to counter classes with the least effort necessary
    Apr 18, 2014 12:06 PM - Arron Dominion: If you think no effort then you are mistaken
    Apr 18, 2014 12:06 PM - Zirkus: I said less, not no effort, keen distinction
    Apr 18, 2014 12:07 PM - Arron Dominion: Airblasting and knowing game sense as a pyro is difficult
    Apr 18, 2014 12:07 PM - Geoff: He's also incredibly fun. He was my first class played in TF2 all those years ago. I mean come on, a game that has a class based on setting the entire enemy team on fire...
    Apr 18, 2014 12:09 PM - Arron Dominion: In comp they also serve the function of supporting the combo which means checking for spys (not too bad), airblasting enemy ubers (there is an art involved here), airblasting projectiles (sometimes damn difficult to do), and knowing when to engage when an enemy closes on you
    Apr 18, 2014 12:13 PM - Zirkus: <- More time in HL than i care to admit. Nothing new to me but youre still arguing roles/duties they do . Im arguing class/weapon design.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:14 PM - Arron Dominion: They have issues with bullet classes, sniper is another one that can counter them easily. I just do not agree that they necessarily have an easier time countering most things compared to other classes
    Apr 18, 2014 12:14 PM - Arron Dominion: They just have a larger list of what they can potentially counter
    Apr 18, 2014 12:14 PM - Zirkus: Airblast is an awesome concept but the way it affects players is dumb a lot of the time and not consistent. Flame particles are very subpar and inaccurate. Sure you learn the strafe distance but saying thats a reason it doesnt need to be accurate is like saying a soldiers rockets dont need to correctly correlate with where they will hit.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:15 PM - Arron Dominion: Do agree accuracy is an issue with the class
    Apr 18, 2014 12:15 PM - Arron Dominion: Gotten worse with the more updates they have done
    Apr 18, 2014 12:16 PM - Zirkus: Also think the FT counters spy too easily but i hate spies so i wont hold that too hard of a point
    Apr 18, 2014 12:17 PM - Geoff: I can only agree to that point Zirkus considering basically every class has a way to counter spies now...
    Apr 18, 2014 12:17 PM - Arron Dominion: There are a few items spies can have to counter the FT
    Apr 18, 2014 12:17 PM - Geoff: Wel...at least Sniper and Scout were given ways, which they didn't fucking need.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:18 PM - Zirkus: Eh, i dont think milk should be considered a spy counter
    Apr 18, 2014 12:18 PM - English: Why wouldnt a sniper need a way to counter a spy?
    Apr 18, 2014 12:18 PM - Zirkus: I would never throw my milk at a spy 9/10 times
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - English: Shit if I don't have jarate or razorback a spy would eat me alive
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - VaultBot: the phrase goes ""if your experiment needs statistics to make it to spam random people on facebook with random shit.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - Zirkus: also unless they fixed the icicle glow problem that is not a counter
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - VaultBot: nope. not gonna touch it without a pole
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - Geoff: Razorback was honestly for the bad Snipers who spend 5 minutes in a scope waiting for a target.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - Zirkus: that shit showed up like a lamp on my monitor
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - English: not in comp...
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - Geoff: And I see Jarate used mainly to put themselves out when on fire
    Apr 18, 2014 12:19 PM - English: Razorback forces the spy to at least aim
    Apr 18, 2014 12:20 PM - Zirkus: itt geoff shows he has never played comp lol
    Apr 18, 2014 12:20 PM - English: and gives the sniper a chance
    Apr 18, 2014 12:20 PM - Geoff: The good snipers I've seen never relied on jarate/razorback to deal with Spies.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:20 PM - Zirkus: pretty sure most high tier snipers run razorback
    Apr 18, 2014 12:20 PM - English: they do
    Apr 18, 2014 12:20 PM - English: especially when the other team has a deadly spy
    Apr 18, 2014 12:20 PM - Arron Dominion: Most snipers use either jarate or razorbacks in comp lol
    Apr 18, 2014 12:21 PM - Geoff: Also take note, I haven't watched or played tf2 in probably 2 years now? 1 year minimum.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:21 PM - Arron Dominion: It is rare to see them run smg
    Apr 18, 2014 12:21 PM - Geoff: I didn't say they don't USE jarate. They just don't rely on it for spies.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:21 PM - English: so... Why are you speaking authoritatively about class roles and their abilities to counter other classes
    Apr 18, 2014 12:21 PM - Arron Dominion: Yeah they do
    Apr 18, 2014 12:22 PM - English: Jarate has 2 uses primarily
    Apr 18, 2014 12:22 PM - Arron Dominion: Since most of the time the sniper is sep from people who can deal with them
    Apr 18, 2014 12:22 PM - VaultBot: hey hey hey, my note 3 looks amazing
    Apr 18, 2014 12:22 PM - English: pushing on the other team. and catching a spy
    Apr 18, 2014 12:22 PM - Geoff: Have any other classes gotten milk/jarate equivalents?
    Apr 18, 2014 12:22 PM - Zirkus: Man i really want to play soldier this season but i also just want to jizz on people as scout
    Apr 18, 2014 12:22 PM - English: not that I know of
    Apr 18, 2014 12:23 PM - English: only Scout and Sniper have a glass full o liquid to throw
    Apr 18, 2014 12:23 PM - English: And Pyro obviously has flames
    Apr 18, 2014 12:23 PM - Zirkus: plus i got my pro fan and errthang =[
    Apr 18, 2014 12:23 PM - English: :p
    Apr 18, 2014 12:23 PM - Geoff: Yeah, Pyro has always been the anti-spy bastard.
    Apr 18, 2014 12:23 PM - Zirkus: got a pro katana for my soldier as well but if i got kills with that in HL id be a little sad
    Apr 18, 2014 12:24 PM - English: Fan, Milk, Force o Nature
    Apr 18, 2014 12:24 PM - Geoff: I do miss the days of watching Razorback snipers not notice when a spy stabbed their razorback away lol
    Apr 18, 2014 12:24 PM - Geoff: And once they learned, Spies learned how to aim. hahah
    Apr 18, 2014 12:24 PM - English: oh shit man that noise is SO loud in my headset
    Apr 18, 2014 12:24 PM - Zirkus: Youd think after so many years they would have fixed invisible razorbacks
    Apr 18, 2014 12:24 PM - Zirkus: I still get them though
    Apr 18, 2014 12:25 PM - English: the worst is when you run a razorback and then they just get face stabs
    Apr 18, 2014 12:25 PM - English: its like... srsly/!
    Apr 18, 2014 12:26 PM - Statboy: I bought a strange razorback, then realized it's only a measure of how often u play on noob servers
     
  9. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:26 PM - English: rofl... it measures blocked stabs?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:26 PM - Statboy: yup
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:26 PM - English: hehehe so useless LOL
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:27 PM - VaultBot: i'm getting a strong sense of deja-vu here
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:27 PM - English: yeah vaultbot? How so
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:27 PM - VaultBot: we're having this discussion in mumble if you don't actually try to use it as a child protective agent: i want the world to end sentences properly aren't very successful i
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:27 PM - English: rofl... really? we talked about that?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:27 PM - Zirkus: Man i hope EoTL comes out before next HL season so we can get those weapons in possibly
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:28 PM - Statboy: did u see how much got added to the quotes thread vault bot edition yesterday?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:28 PM - English: EOTL?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:28 PM - Statboy: end of the line
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:28 PM - Zirkus: End of the Line
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:28 PM - English: They still havent added the Thief items to the whitelist
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:28 PM - Statboy: or the things from 2 new crates ago
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:29 PM - Zirkus: Been confirmed there will be items and that they already exist on the workshop but thats all we know
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:29 PM - Zirkus: Weapons more specifically. Not just items
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:29 PM - VaultBot: aiya or whatever her name is, is finally becoming tough <3
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:30 PM - English: Sniper needs a new weapon that would actually be functional in HL
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:30 PM - Arron Dominion: They have the Sydney Sleeper and Huntsman as possible alts
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:30 PM - English: I mean actually functional
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:31 PM - English: Huntsman is super situational
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:31 PM - English: and Sydney Sleeper is for people who suck
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:31 PM - Geoff: Huntsman rules.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:31 PM - Arron Dominion: It is also has strategic uses if you want the main damage classes to make the kill
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:31 PM - Geoff: I don't remember what the Sydney one does.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:32 PM - Statboy: hunstman is for snipers who can't aim
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:32 PM - Statboy: or on maps with no sniper lanes
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:32 PM - Arron Dominion: Huntsman is good in narrow situations, koth being one of those
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:32 PM - Geoff: Or for snipers who are bored at dominating with the rifle, so they switch for fun.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:32 PM - English: Sydney requires now two classes to kill 1 person
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:32 PM - English: sniper to apply the jarate and another class to finish it off
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:32 PM - English: where the sniper could have just made the shot and killed him to begin with
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM - English: and been done with it
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM - Geoff: Oh yeah, that fucking sniper...
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM - Statboy: iron snipers that just suck should sydney sleeper
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM - Geoff: I like huntsman because of the ragdolls on walls. =D
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM - English: You better not be talking about OceanBoy
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM - English: Because Oceanboy was the best sniper NA, Statboy
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:33 PM - English: he just used the sidney sleeper to keep it fair
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:34 PM - Zirkus: <3
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:34 PM - Statboy: we did some math and if less than 15% of your shots are headshots, u should use the sydney sleeper
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:36 PM - Statboy: end of the line update has this trailer out
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:37 PM - English: If Oceanboy even ever _HIT_ 15% of his shots I would be amazed
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:37 PM - VaultBot: shou on ings are shot in 4k gives you 1080 resolution because the government takes into account how much money her parents have.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:37 PM - Statboy: he was a nice guy though
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:37 PM - English: he was really nice
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:37 PM - English: just not a nice sniper
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:38 PM - Zirkus: Yeah he was a really nice guy.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:38 PM - Statboy: when science wanted time off, I specifically asked Insanity for english though
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:38 PM - Zirkus: And we still hate you
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:38 PM - Zirkus: <3
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:38 PM - Statboy: lol, u and english together could have taken the iron team to the playoffs
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:39 PM - English: yeahhh we could have done it Zirkus... We would have whipped the team into shape
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:39 PM - English: Between Gorshin Z, and myself...
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:40 PM - Zirkus: Eh, idk about that... some people there just... they may be different now but the apathy was astounding at times
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:40 PM - Zirkus: but yeah, would have been much better with you there.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:40 PM - Statboy: the iron team devolved into every man for himself
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:41 PM - Zirkus: People missing scrims to play other games is more of the problem i had lol
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:42 PM - Statboy: yeah, i'm guessing the iron team folds this offseason
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:43 PM - Zirkus: Id lead it but after playing in higher divs im just not going back again. i probably wont go back to silver but definitely chilling in steel on something like soldier
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:43 PM - Statboy: we havn't had our new scout actually come play for us
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:43 PM - VaultBot: in comp lol
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:44 PM - Statboy: i'd vote for having you on POGO Zirkus
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:44 PM - Zirkus: who is your new scout?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:44 PM - Arron Dominion: Krauzz is supposed to be here this Sunday
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:45 PM - Arron Dominion: He had bike issues last time from his daily biking with friends routine
    Apr 18, 2014 at 12:52 PM - Zirkus: if i didnt suck immensely at rollouts on demo id totally want to play demo
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:27 PM - English: Come play scoot for us Z! :D
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:49 PM - Zirkus: How often/when do you guys scrim?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:49 PM - English: usually 3 times a week... Sat/Sun/Mon
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:49 PM - VaultBot: clever bot related?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:49 PM - English: start time is anywhere between 9-10PM eastern
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:50 PM - Geoff: gotta love that awkward feeling when you ignore a kid, and they just keep repeating themselves.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:50 PM - VaultBot: also take note, i haven&#039;t watched or played tf2 in probably 2 years now? 1 year minimum.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:55 PM - Hexalan: so my friend was in walmart
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:55 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:55 PM - Hexalan: and the mlpfim bandaids were right next to the lube
    Apr 18, 2014 at 1:56 PM - Zirkus: seems about right
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:00 PM - Arron Dominion: This weekend is only Sunday
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:03 PM - Zirkus: Eh, you guys said you already had a scout lined up and i dont wanna dick someone out of there spot. If he doesnt work out though just yell at me. ^_^
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:03 PM - Zirkus: their* im bad
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:03 PM - Hexalan: DON'T LIE TO ME
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:17 PM - Geoff: DICK HIM OUT OF YOUR SPOT ZIRK. =D
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:37 PM - English: He hasn't worked out
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:37 PM - English: I'm yelling at you now
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:40 PM - Arron Dominion: We only had one weekend with issues does not mean anything, we are in pre-pre-season after all
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:48 PM - VaultBot: its a monday...in otherwords....the start of a nomal weekend for me
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:49 PM - Arron Dominion: It is Friday you Vaultbot
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:49 PM - VaultBot: shooting in 4k would mean that i could justify dropping $500 for a phone and not fucking with it
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:49 PM - Statboy: it did say it's the weekend
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:54 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: origin needs to do another on the house game.... its been dead space forever
    Apr 18, 2014 at 2:56 PM - Arron Dominion: It will change after May 8th/9th I believe
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:12 PM - Hexalan: so i know a guy
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:13 PM - Hexalan: and his roommate was arrested for downloading cp
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:13 PM - Hexalan: and the police had to confiscate his external memory
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:14 PM - Hexalan: and he had to explain pony porn to cops at shitoclock in the morning
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:24 PM - Geoff: So...you know a guy who had a roommate who got arrested eh
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:25 PM - Hexalan: yes
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:26 PM - Geoff: Downloading...cp?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:28 PM - Hexalan: yes
     
  10. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:28 PM - Geoff: What the hell is cp
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:28 PM - VaultBot: it can be reliable
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:28 PM - Geoff: Never mind, I'm an idiot
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:28 PM - Zirkus: lol
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:29 PM - Geoff: I was thinking of a different word...
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:30 PM - Hexalan: what did you think i was talking about you nub
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:31 PM - Geoff: I thought you were trying to spell one word with a C rather than a K and...it doesn't matter. It's essentially the same thing.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:55 PM - VaultBot: shooting in 4k would mean that i could make pipes for a game of cards against humanity vint?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 3:58 PM - VaultBot: and his roommate was arrested for downloading cp
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:31 PM - VaultBot: dun worry lava, we do forgive ya
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:32 PM - Statboy: ahh that's nice of you vaultbot
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:32 PM - Hexalan: so i guess it wasn't rape
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:32 PM - VaultBot: is the vault bot edition yesterday?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:32 PM - Geoff: But what does he forgive her for...
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:33 PM - Statboy: ohh god you missed that one Geoff
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:33 PM - Statboy: first the vaultbot asked lava for a blow job, then said no lava why, then stop lava, and no means no lava
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:34 PM - Geoff: How long ago?!
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:34 PM - Statboy: a few days
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:35 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:35 PM - Hexalan: well then
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:37 PM - VaultBot: samurai is listed, but the prerequisites mean you'd need a minimum of 5 fighter ranks, though most people would meet the prereq's in 6
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:41 PM - Zirkus: speaking of samurai, wasnt really digging my daffodil incinerator katana but i got a 10ks today and it gets pretty badass looking then
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:41 PM - Hexalan: deadly daffodil?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:41 PM - Hexalan: on purpose?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:51 PM - Zirkus: All my samurai gear is yellow
    Apr 18, 2014 at 4:51 PM - Hexalan: GOOD JOB
    Apr 18, 2014 at 5:04 PM - Hexalan: i just rektzored raage in clarinet and he ragequit the mumble
    Apr 18, 2014 at 5:10 PM - LavaRed: epix
    Apr 18, 2014 at 5:56 PM - VaultBot: complete warrior samurai is listed, but the prerequisites mean you'd need a minimum of 5 fighter ranks, though most people would meet the prereq's in 6
    Apr 18, 2014 at 5:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
    Apr 18, 2014 at 6:02 PM - VaultBot: but there are a few items spies can have to write a 3 pager on statistical research analysis
    Apr 18, 2014 at 6:20 PM - SoL DarkLord: Why is vault having spies do lava's homework?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: yes unless you are seriously incapable of just buying a russian cd key for $30-$40
    Apr 18, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: dick him out of my head...that bastard lol
    Apr 18, 2014 at 6:45 PM - VaultBot: we have a scrim with pencils
    Apr 18, 2014 at 7:04 PM - VaultBot: based on my history, that's iffy at best.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 7:14 PM - Statboy: ohh vault bot
    Apr 18, 2014 at 7:20 PM - Statboy: So i've had this computer for 3 years, and apparently the defrag schedule being at 1am only happens when i leave the computer on all night, so it's never been defraged
    Apr 18, 2014 at 7:20 PM - Statboy: this is going to take a while to finish
    Apr 18, 2014 at 7:20 PM - Hexalan: way to go stat
    Apr 18, 2014 at 7:42 PM - English: goooood jerb stat
    Apr 18, 2014 at 9:17 PM - Geoff: God I love people. "Oh no, this guy with the best gear possible is getting HUGE crits and is a HUGE glass cannon....NERF HIM!"
    Apr 18, 2014 at 9:22 PM - LavaRed: logix
    Apr 18, 2014 at 9:29 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: what game u talking about geoff?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 9:30 PM - Geoff: Diablo. Some fully decked out Witch Doctor got a huge crit ONCE. I've seen the topic about it pop up muiltiple times. hard to tell if people are trolling or not.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 9:35 PM - Zirkus: All ranged classes outclass melee still. blzplz
    Apr 18, 2014 at 9:36 PM - Hexalan: need more CODzilla
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:21 PM - Geoff: I love HP and all, but the lego game pisses me off =/
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:47 PM - Zirkus: nice to see i was right to get out of eso quickly
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:48 PM - Zirkus: zenimax running barely okay game into ground. saw that coming miles away
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:48 PM - Geoff: What happened?
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:49 PM - Zirkus: Terrible handling of stuff by them and blatant lies on issues
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:53 PM - Geoff: lol how vague
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:53 PM - Zirkus: big duping bug has been in the game a while. was even mentioned in private convo with a streamer i mod for before. became widely known recently, they had never fixed it.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:54 PM - Zirkus: They claim they only found out about it a few days ago when many beta testers had reported it multiple times a while back
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:55 PM - Geoff: So, maybe it just took them time? I dunno lol
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:57 PM - Zirkus: They launched the game with a known dupe glitch... you dont do that shit in any game, especially an mmo with a purely player driven market
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:58 PM - Geoff: I agree.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 10:59 PM - Zirkus: and then you carpet ban people catching a ton of people who probably didnt dupe things just to put some icing on that shitfest =D
    Apr 18, 2014 at 11:01 PM - Zirkus: and then you ban their forum accounts and close their tickets. Its like a trainwreck in motion and im loving watching it.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 11:03 PM - Geoff: I don't understand how a company can ban a bunch of people who didn't dupe
    Apr 18, 2014 at 11:05 PM - Zirkus: having duped items in your inventory because you traded with someone who did id assume. youd be unaware but still possess the items.
    Apr 18, 2014 at 11:06 PM - Zirkus: Didnt post how they did the bans but considering how well they have thought about other game changing decisions i doubt they thought hard or long
    Apr 18, 2014 at 11:06 PM - Geoff: Thankfully I don't interact with people.
     
  11. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 18, 2014 11:03 PM - Geoff: I don't understand how a company can ban a bunch of people who didn't dupe
    Apr 18, 2014 11:05 PM - Zirkus: having duped items in your inventory because you traded with someone who did id assume. youd be unaware but still possess the items.
    Apr 18, 2014 11:06 PM - Zirkus: Didnt post how they did the bans but considering how well they have thought about other game changing decisions i doubt they thought hard or long
    Apr 18, 2014 11:06 PM - Geoff: Thankfully I don't interact with people.
    Apr 18, 2014 11:19 PM - Hexalan: http://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/23et3r/warningpsa_until_further_notice_do_not_play/
    Apr 18, 2014 11:19 PM - Hexalan: appararently someone at valve screwed up
    Apr 18, 2014 11:23 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: who cares if witch doctor is OP? who actually does pvp in that game lol
    Apr 18, 2014 11:39 PM - Geoff: Because people get pissy about the stupidest of things.
    Apr 19, 2014 4:37 AM - Geoff: omg, april's loot crate theme is dragons. YESSSSSSSSSSS
    Apr 19, 2014 6:27 AM - VintagePC: Heh, our servers are linux, they're not infected
    Apr 19, 2014 6:27 AM - VintagePC: the code is windows-only
    Apr 19, 2014 6:43 AM - Geoff: Time to restart my Pokemon X finally.
    Apr 19, 2014 9:17 AM - TimeCrush: You do Loot Crate to Geoff? Nice
    Apr 19, 2014 9:17 AM - TimeCrush: too*
    Apr 19, 2014 9:20 AM - Geoff: Just bought it at the start of this month, so this will be my first one
    Apr 19, 2014 9:37 AM - TimeCrush: I think I've gotten 5 or so now?
    Apr 19, 2014 9:37 AM - TimeCrush: Not sure, but its an enjoyable little suprise to get every month
    Apr 19, 2014 9:37 AM - TimeCrush: I also do http://skoshbox.com/
    Apr 19, 2014 9:54 AM - Geoff: ooh that looks interesting
    Apr 19, 2014 10:39 AM - Statboy: any idea when it will be safe to play source games again?
    Apr 19, 2014 10:54 AM - Zirkus: Think it is. Saw some posts before i went to sleep about an update
    Apr 19, 2014 10:58 AM - Zirkus: http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/23fcbq/374mb_update/ No patch notes so no way to really know but there was indeed a random update seperate from the etf2l medals one.
    Apr 19, 2014 11:04 AM - Statboy: I'm disappointed in valve, i went to the steam discussions and news areas, didn't find a single thing on all this
    Apr 19, 2014 11:04 AM - VaultBot: pfttt shes finally showed it now.
    Apr 19, 2014 11:04 AM - Statboy: if they don't want people to make wild conjecture they need to lead with what is happening
    Apr 19, 2014 11:05 AM - VaultBot: so go find yourself a redhead
    Apr 19, 2014 11:05 AM - Statboy: I have one VB
    Apr 19, 2014 11:12 AM - Zirkus: Didnt even know about the problem till Hex mentioned it in bawks last night. Guess thats a perk of hermiting in one tf2 server 24/7
    Apr 19, 2014 12:02 PM - TheAngrySpy: Almost 2000 views on my YouTube Channel. I'M FAMOUS.
    Apr 19, 2014 12:03 PM - Hexalan: It's magical!
    Apr 19, 2014 12:03 PM - VaultBot: haha it looks like arron has the weaker will and will be my first hate club member
    Apr 19, 2014 12:03 PM - TheAngrySpy: Brb moving to hollywood
    Apr 19, 2014 12:03 PM - TheAngrySpy: No I'm your first hate club member Vaultbot.
    Apr 19, 2014 12:03 PM - VaultBot: yeah lol. i havent played in many years but most i looked at its just like. my move destroys the world. but no crits and can only be used once a day so its not op.
    Apr 19, 2014 12:08 PM - TheAngrySpy: You make no sense VaultBot
    Apr 19, 2014 12:11 PM - VaultBot: target had a sale. buy titanfall and get xbox live 1 year for $30. xbl is normally $60. since they are both 60 you could exchange the prices. so it should be relevant to the most recent topics talked about
    Apr 19, 2014 12:11 PM - Zirkus: All the videos i post get an absurd number of views for the effort i put into them.
    Apr 19, 2014 12:11 PM - Zirkus: guess i could say the same about famous youtubers as well though lol
    Apr 19, 2014 12:28 PM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 19, 2014 12:31 PM - VaultBot: and it turns the led on/off
    Apr 19, 2014 12:44 PM - TheAngrySpy: I'd like to turn you off VaultBot
    Apr 19, 2014 12:57 PM - VaultBot: i apparently did not know about the problem with any issues involving tf2 servers are due to the left of the typing box. do it.
    Apr 19, 2014 12:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: No don't turn off my fell rebel. Together we will fight against the penguin overlord known as vintage.
    Apr 19, 2014 1:01 PM - VaultBot: in other news apparently the forum lets
    Apr 19, 2014 1:16 PM - Hexalan: HERESY!
    Apr 19, 2014 1:25 PM - SoL DarkLord: There is a difference between heresy and rebellion.
    Apr 19, 2014 1:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oblivion time, because I feel like playing an older game... but not so old it hurts my eyes to play.
    Apr 19, 2014 2:19 PM - VaultBot: ordered the corsair m65 today. it's so nice omg.
    Apr 19, 2014 2:24 PM - VintagePC: okay, who seduced vaultbot into buying them presents?
    Apr 19, 2014 2:43 PM - TheAngrySpy: Server just crashed.
    Apr 19, 2014 2:43 PM - TheAngrySpy: Again.
    Apr 19, 2014 2:45 PM - TheAngrySpy: Ffs.
    Apr 19, 2014 2:45 PM - Hexalan: good job
    Apr 19, 2014 2:45 PM - TheAngrySpy: Lobby about to start and the server crashes, lovely.
    Apr 19, 2014 3:02 PM - VintagePC: hmm, I'll look into it as soon as I get a chance, probably in an hour or sot
    Apr 19, 2014 3:18 PM - TheAngrySpy: Thats fine.
    Apr 19, 2014 3:45 PM - VintagePC: What map were you guys on? viaduct?
    Apr 19, 2014 3:54 PM - VintagePC: There's nothing unusual in any of the logs, and if it was viaduct I think we've had issues with it before
    Apr 19, 2014 3:57 PM - TheAngrySpy: It was a lobby about to start on Viaduct, yes.
    Apr 19, 2014 3:57 PM - TheAngrySpy: Wasn't started yet, server just crashed out.
    Apr 19, 2014 4:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: Welp, I need money, and lots of it.. I need to replace the engine.
    Apr 19, 2014 4:19 PM - VaultBot: or i really hope he is lol
    Apr 19, 2014 4:24 PM - VaultBot: rip engrish. rest in pieces with the evil penguin.
    Apr 19, 2014 4:24 PM - Zirkus: that sucks
    Apr 19, 2014 4:24 PM - SoL DarkLord: well by lots I mean more then what I have....
    Apr 19, 2014 4:25 PM - Hexalan: what did you do, sol?
    Apr 19, 2014 4:27 PM - SoL DarkLord: I didn't do shit, but drive my car... The engine just died.
    Apr 19, 2014 4:29 PM - Hexalan: i have this friend
    Apr 19, 2014 4:29 PM - Hexalan: she was driving along
    Apr 19, 2014 4:29 PM - Hexalan: saw a big chunk of snow on the street and ran over it
    Apr 19, 2014 4:29 PM - Hexalan: turns out it was a bigass rock
    Apr 19, 2014 4:29 PM - Hexalan: "So yeah, the car is in the shop. Undercarrige is fucked up, left front tire is destroyed."
    Apr 19, 2014 4:47 PM - TimeCrush: Herp
    Apr 19, 2014 4:49 PM - VaultBot: cryo is a new gaming mouse. mainly going to be used for fps - suggestions?
    Apr 19, 2014 4:50 PM - SoL DarkLord: And having the title means I have the vin which can actually help me better find the specific model engine.
    Apr 19, 2014 5:01 PM - VaultBot: you make no sense vaultbot
    Apr 19, 2014 5:01 PM - English: hai bawks
    Apr 19, 2014 5:02 PM - SoL DarkLord: hola engrish.
    Apr 19, 2014 5:02 PM - VaultBot: who cares if witch doctor is op? who actually does pvp in that game lol
    Apr 19, 2014 5:04 PM - English: whats up
    Apr 19, 2014 5:06 PM - Zirkus: my body is wide open but my brain just wants to sleep
    Apr 19, 2014 5:07 PM - VaultBot: gonna intimidate vintage into doing lava's homework :d
    Apr 19, 2014 5:15 PM - VintagePC: Oh no you don't...
    Apr 19, 2014 5:25 PM - LavaRed: oh, by all means, vaultbot! :D
    Apr 19, 2014 5:28 PM - VaultBot: that page explains the clusterfuck of formats
    Apr 19, 2014 5:28 PM - VaultBot: don't get enough votes most of the reason 720 and 1080 stuck around had to do with #scan lines
    Apr 19, 2014 5:29 PM - VaultBot: mitch disbanded to just focus on 6s, team interro leader contact stepped down and they are both 60 you could say....puts on sunglasses... lavared yeeeeah
    Apr 19, 2014 5:31 PM - Hexalan: oh man that's a great pun there
    Apr 19, 2014 5:32 PM - LavaRed: ummmmmm
    Apr 19, 2014 5:32 PM - VintagePC: hahaha
    Apr 19, 2014 5:32 PM - VintagePC: vaultbot just called lavared 60
    Apr 19, 2014 5:32 PM - VintagePC pats vaultbot
    Apr 19, 2014 5:33 PM - Hexalan: ha! ha!
    Apr 19, 2014 5:33 PM - Hexalan: thou hast been told!
    Apr 19, 2014 5:33 PM - VintagePC: it responds well to people trying to egg it on, I see.
    Apr 19, 2014 5:33 PM - VaultBot: idk if there are private servers still up i know pengoo
    Apr 19, 2014 5:34 PM - VintagePC: :eek:
    Apr 19, 2014 5:34 PM - LavaRed: hehehe
    Apr 19, 2014 5:34 PM - VintagePC: vaultbot has mutliple personalities, I see
    Apr 19, 2014 5:34 PM - VintagePC: one of them very lava-like
     
  12. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:34 PM - LavaRed: :D
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:35 PM - VaultBot: gotta love that awkward feeling when you ignore a kid, and they are both 60 you could say....puts on sunglasses... lavared yeeeeah
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:35 PM - VintagePC: *snork
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:36 PM - VaultBot: something something blackfin documentary
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:36 PM - LavaRed: ....
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:36 PM - VaultBot: vaultbot just called lavared 60
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:36 PM - Hexalan: wut.
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:36 PM - VaultBot: fucking gross
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:37 PM - VintagePC: ... I don't know what to think anymore
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:37 PM - Hexalan: What is going on?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:37 PM - VintagePC: I think vaultbot is drunk again
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:38 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "wander" yet.
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:40 PM - VaultBot: toi fume un pipe, lava?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:41 PM - SoL DarkLord: bahaha... again it asks!
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:41 PM - VaultBot: it's for the lulz anyway
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:41 PM - Hexalan: shouldn't that be fumes-tu
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:41 PM - VintagePC: best leave it alone, it's drunk _and_ lonly
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:41 PM - Train in Vain: vaultbot has smoken too many marijuanas
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:41 PM - VintagePC: heh, at least it knows it's for the lulz
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:43 PM - English: Train... vaultbot smoked _All_ the marijuanas
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:44 PM - VaultBot: you swear to smoke weed everyday
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:45 PM - Zirkus: i won the race
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:45 PM - VaultBot: zirkus you are doing a great thing helping your sister you can give it a try with /autoreply
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:46 PM - Hexalan: vaultbot is zirkus's sister
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:46 PM - Hexalan: this explains everything
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:50 PM - VintagePC: :eek
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:50 PM - VintagePC: then what reason does it have to ask lava for a bj??!?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:50 PM - Hexalan: ...
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:51 PM - Hexalan: i was going to ask if zirkus was locked in your basement, but then you led off with incest
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:51 PM - VintagePC: lava would have a field day psychoanalyzing our drunk,stoned, lonely, bipolar gender confused bot
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:52 PM - Hexalan: this sounds like the setup to the third worst porn ever
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:52 PM - VintagePC: where did I mention incest?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:52 PM - Hexalan: >vaultbot is zirkus's sister
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:52 PM - VaultBot: gg stat, how far are you?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:52 PM - Hexalan: waitno
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:53 PM - VintagePC: you had a brainfart and thought lava and zirk were related? AHAHAHAHAHAH
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:53 PM - Hexalan: no
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:53 PM - Hexalan: i thought you were implying that vaultbot should be geting bj from zirkus
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan: not that vaultbot does not in fact have a penis to blow
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:54 PM - VintagePC: ah
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:54 PM - English: Thats what you think
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:54 PM - VintagePC: well, apparently vaultbot has a case of schrodinger's penis
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:55 PM - VintagePC: nobody knows if it's there until it asks lava for a bj
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:55 PM - Hexalan: until lava blows vaultbot and collapses it into penis or notpenis we'll never know
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:57 PM - VintagePC: ... even I am not brave enough to make the joke I want to,,,
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:57 PM - English: hahahaha
    Apr 19, 2014 at 5:57 PM - VaultBot: smokey can suck a big fat one ? we have a scrim with pencils
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:27 PM - Zirkus: idk. is vaultbot cute?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:28 PM - Zirkus: If we follow anime logic computer ai is always bang worthy
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:28 PM - Hexalan: thus, begins, the fourth worst porn plot ever
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:31 PM - Zirkus: fourth? You need to read some more porn
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:32 PM - Hexalan: things like "the bike that fucked me" and "bigfoot turned me gay" have a different scale
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:34 PM - VaultBot: hold on vintage, you are missing out
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:57 PM - VintagePC: DAMMIT
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:58 PM - Hexalan: oh?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 6:58 PM - VintagePC: I seem to have missed out
    Apr 19, 2014 at 7:40 PM - Zirkus: anyone got any HL shenanigans going on tonight that i can get into?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 7:42 PM - Statboy: we got shenangins 2morrow
    Apr 19, 2014 at 7:42 PM - VaultBot: does it have to take an int penalty for that bad joke...
    Apr 19, 2014 at 7:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: We got shenanigans every day of the week.
    Apr 19, 2014 at 7:53 PM - Hexalan: lynx has been compromised
    Apr 19, 2014 at 7:56 PM - Arron Dominion: Yeah I was about to post a thing in POGO steam group about that, but i Cannot get to community still
    Apr 19, 2014 at 7:59 PM - VaultBot: english is gonna
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:02 PM - Zirkus: ouch that sucks getting hacked
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:02 PM - SoL DarkLord: English is gonna, what Vaultbot?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:02 PM - Zirkus: just blocked him as well for the time being
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:02 PM - Hexalan: has english been compromised
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:03 PM - VaultBot: something something blackfin documentary
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:27 PM - VaultBot: i did well in high school tuition and living expenses
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:28 PM - VaultBot: that was a month ago
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:34 PM - TimeCrush: How does one control vaultbot?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:35 PM - VaultBot: so it should be relevant to the most recent topics talked about
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:35 PM - Arron Dominion: do a /autoreply
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:43 PM - English: hai bawks
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:43 PM - English: and i have not been compromised
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:44 PM - English: at least not that I know of
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:46 PM - Arron Dominion: Vaultbot is accusing you of something
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:46 PM - Arron Dominion: Also: [​IMG]
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:47 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: LMAO
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:51 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:51 PM - VaultBot: you do boob jobs yo
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:51 PM - English: do we have a scrim tomorrow night Arron?
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:53 PM - Arron Dominion: yes
    Apr 19, 2014 at 8:53 PM - Arron Dominion: Either starts 9 or 9:30 pm est
    Apr 19, 2014 at 10:11 PM - Hexalan: my headphones are completely broken
    Apr 19, 2014 at 10:44 PM - VaultBot: can you be on the internet and not have heard about that?
     
  13. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 19, 2014 11:29 PM - VaultBot: :p who are you kidding?
    Apr 20, 2014 5:29 AM - Geoff: SoL....
    Apr 20, 2014 8:27 AM - VaultBot: how does one control vaultbot?
    Apr 20, 2014 8:52 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: titanfall is on sale
    Apr 20, 2014 8:53 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: lonesome was sorta slightly maybe right lol
    Apr 20, 2014 8:57 AM - LavaRed: don't say that
    Apr 20, 2014 9:20 AM - Zirkus: all i want to do is play tf2 today and i have to go spend most of it with family i dont want to be around
    Apr 20, 2014 9:26 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i'd rather do family things than play tf2
    Apr 20, 2014 9:26 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i'd rather do alot of things rather than tf2
    Apr 20, 2014 9:31 AM - Geoff: He was right in the way that he was wrong because it is past a month already
    Apr 20, 2014 9:43 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: yeha
    Apr 20, 2014 9:43 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: *yeah
    Apr 20, 2014 9:47 AM - Zirkus: well i mean as soon as they make an fps game that doesnt suck ass and has an even half assed attempt at comp as ugc makes ill switch, but until then its tf2 or quake. and i dont like bhopping everywhere
    Apr 20, 2014 9:50 AM - VaultBot: because people get pissy about the stupidest of things.
    Apr 20, 2014 9:50 AM - Zirkus: and i guess warsow if i was russian. at least i think its russia that is big into it. but still, bhopping errwhere
    Apr 20, 2014 9:53 AM - VaultBot: rofl... vintage we are at the top
    Apr 20, 2014 9:55 AM - VaultBot: so a friend showed to me and i think it's called the walker by fitz and
    Apr 20, 2014 9:55 AM - Geoff: Oh god, Among The Sleep is Oculus Rift friendly. I really want to get one of those.
    Apr 20, 2014 10:13 AM - English: hai bawks
    Apr 20, 2014 10:13 AM - Geoff: Hm, it's only $350. Never been so tempted in my life to just buy something like that lol
    Apr 20, 2014 10:14 AM - English: except its owned by Facebook
    Apr 20, 2014 10:15 AM - VaultBot: you should now be able to organize this weekend
    Apr 20, 2014 10:15 AM - Geoff: I don't see your point.
    Apr 20, 2014 10:15 AM - English: facebook will probably make it terrible
    Apr 20, 2014 10:16 AM - Geoff: *sigh* Where's that video,...
    Apr 20, 2014 10:17 AM - Geoff:
    Apr 20, 2014 10:17 AM - VaultBot: this sounds like the setup to the third worst porn plot ever
    Apr 20, 2014 10:17 AM - Geoff: Sadly I'm uploading, so it's a pain in the ass to find anything right now.
    Apr 20, 2014 10:21 AM - Statboy: The guy in that video said it "If facebook stays away from Occulus Rift then the extra money will be good"
    Apr 20, 2014 10:22 AM - Statboy: Do you honestly think a company will spend 2 billion dollars, just to stay away from it?
    Apr 20, 2014 10:22 AM - Statboy: Facebook will get in the Occulus Rift business and will change it
    Apr 20, 2014 10:22 AM - Geoff: I don't see what facebook could do to make Oculus Rift bad. People just go "OH NO, FARMVILLE ON OCULUS RIFT WILL RUIN IT"
    Apr 20, 2014 10:23 AM - Statboy: They are going to change the Occulus from a gaming device, to a social media device
    Apr 20, 2014 10:24 AM - Statboy: Everything facebook does wrong with their own website will done to the OR
    Apr 20, 2014 10:26 AM - VaultBot: hang on now
    Apr 20, 2014 10:26 AM - Geoff: Highly doubt it.
    Apr 20, 2014 10:26 AM - Hexalan: facebook acquiring oculus rift was bad?
    Apr 20, 2014 10:26 AM - Hexalan: how could that be?!?!?
    Apr 20, 2014 10:26 AM - Geoff: Investing in something that has the potential to take off doesn't mean they plan to reshape it into some shitty device.
    Apr 20, 2014 10:26 AM - Statboy: What a compelling argument you make Geoff
    Apr 20, 2014 10:27 AM - Hexalan: facebook reshaping things to be shitty?
    Apr 20, 2014 10:27 AM - Hexalan: how could that be?!?!?!?!one
    Apr 20, 2014 10:27 AM - Statboy: you don't spend 2 billion to sit on the sidelines, no company would do that, especially facebook who's company policy is to be in everyones business
    Apr 20, 2014 10:28 AM - VaultBot: incoming vintage ban in 3...2...1.
    Apr 20, 2014 10:28 AM - Statboy: gg vaultbot
    Apr 20, 2014 10:29 AM - Geoff: I just can't imagine myself investing in a product and thinking "hm, it's doing pretty damn fine right now, let's change it into the opposite of what everyone wants to my investment FAILS".
    Apr 20, 2014 10:29 AM - Hexalan: geoff
    Apr 20, 2014 10:29 AM - Hexalan: you are much more intelligent than facebook
    Apr 20, 2014 10:29 AM - Statboy: they didn't invest thinking "it's fine right now" they invested thinking about the potential they could give it
    Apr 20, 2014 10:30 AM - Geoff: I'm sure they did
    Apr 20, 2014 10:30 AM - Hexalan:
    Apr 20, 2014 10:31 AM - Statboy: It is a bad thing Geoff, facebook will turn it into social media, and making the game side worse to non-existant
    Apr 20, 2014 10:31 AM - Geoff: That seems incredibly likely.
    Apr 20, 2014 10:34 AM - VaultBot: lava being jelly
    Apr 20, 2014 11:35 AM - Statboy: Vintage, ru ready to take over D&D 2night?
    Apr 20, 2014 11:38 AM - VintagePC: errr... no? thought we had a bit more campaign to go
    Apr 20, 2014 11:48 AM - Statboy: will finish up quickly 2night
    Apr 20, 2014 11:48 AM - Statboy: we would have finished if we'd started on time either of the nights
    Apr 20, 2014 12:06 PM - English: would you be ready Wednesday Vintage?
    Apr 20, 2014 12:11 PM - Statboy: We won't have much extra time 2night, what with reechard showing up late and us having a scrim, i'm guessing we only get 30 minutes in, but we only need 15 to finish my campaign
    Apr 20, 2014 12:54 PM - VaultBot: complete warrior samurai is a base class from one of the advantages of rooting is you can remove stupid carrier bloatware
    Apr 20, 2014 12:55 PM - Arron Dominion: I personally want the time to speak before hand with those who are around if you are not taking that into account
    Apr 20, 2014 1:10 PM - VaultBot: vault bot lol
    Apr 20, 2014 1:10 PM - English: what arron?
    Apr 20, 2014 1:16 PM - VaultBot: borderlands 1's story was nice, never understood all the hatred towards the ending. i thought the twist was cool./
    Apr 20, 2014 1:16 PM - Arron Dominion: Just to go over buddy system again, and a few things not in the vid
    Apr 20, 2014 1:17 PM - English: ij
    Apr 20, 2014 1:17 PM - VaultBot: fuck... can't download minecraft, which i haven't done since my new hard drive, because minecraft.net is apparently down.
    Apr 20, 2014 1:17 PM - English: Ok*
    Apr 20, 2014 1:18 PM - VaultBot: the comments section of that video said it in mumble if you are not op
    Apr 20, 2014 1:18 PM - VintagePC: I'll try to be ready for Wed.
    Apr 20, 2014 2:25 PM - English: let me know if you need any help vintage
    Apr 20, 2014 2:31 PM - Insanity: So apparently Vintage has been upgrading vaultbot....
    Apr 20, 2014 2:36 PM - VaultBot: eh.. could be worse, i guess they are theorizing that the muscles will atrophy to fit more normally
    Apr 20, 2014 2:37 PM - VaultBot: yeah srsly vint :p
    Apr 20, 2014 2:40 PM - English: apparently
    Apr 20, 2014 2:41 PM - VaultBot: that could do it on my old phone so i wouldn't be surprised if there were alterations (different lenses etc) that could do it on my youtube channel. i'm famous.
    Apr 20, 2014 2:44 PM - VaultBot: so go find yourself a redhead
    Apr 20, 2014 2:44 PM - English: it also is fascinated with Lava
    Apr 20, 2014 2:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: I am bored.
    Apr 20, 2014 2:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: Apparently. I'm close to properly finishing that form, just have to go in and fix all the calculations.
    Apr 20, 2014 3:12 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "bacon" yet.
    Apr 20, 2014 3:14 PM - VaultBot: on you and sol
    Apr 20, 2014 3:27 PM - VintagePC: damn
    Apr 20, 2014 3:27 PM - VintagePC: anyone here have a local public library that offers access to Sams photofacts online?
    Apr 20, 2014 3:28 PM - Geoff: I was right, this month's loot crate will feature Game of Thrones stuff! And some Elder Scrolls too
    Apr 20, 2014 3:29 PM - Insanity: sorry, no vintage. But then again my library only has 1 public computer....
    Apr 20, 2014 3:29 PM - VintagePC: lo
    Apr 20, 2014 3:29 PM - VintagePC: *lol
    Apr 20, 2014 3:30 PM - VintagePC: so far... toronto, ohio, austin do from what I've found
    Apr 20, 2014 3:33 PM - Insanity: currently procrastinating doing my homework and studying for finals....
    Apr 20, 2014 3:44 PM - Hexalan: (everyone dies in the end)
    Apr 20, 2014 3:47 PM - VaultBot: time, because i feel like playing an older game... but not so old it hurts my eyes to play.
    Apr 20, 2014 3:55 PM - VintagePC: Are we starting at 7 Eastern again?
    Apr 20, 2014 4:02 PM - Statboy: so long as our bard is in
    Apr 20, 2014 4:19 PM - VaultBot: so...it's borderlands 2.5
    Apr 20, 2014 4:19 PM - Zirkus: disappointed in the terrible reply vaultbot
    Apr 20, 2014 4:26 PM - SoL DarkLord: My dogs are the only ones who like it when my stepdad cooks honeyed ham.
    Apr 20, 2014 4:30 PM - VintagePC: dinner tiem
    Apr 20, 2014 4:38 PM - VaultBot: x is not y
     
  14. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 20, 2014 at 4:38 PM - VintagePC: hmm
    Apr 20, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VintagePC: I must find a fellow canadian that is a member of the toronto public library
    Apr 20, 2014 at 4:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: Reason being, he cooks so much, we just feed majority of the leftovers to the dogs.
    Apr 20, 2014 at 4:41 PM - VaultBot: pizza has every food group in it, so it must be a troll.
    Apr 20, 2014 at 5:16 PM - English: Depends on whether or not Statboy wants to wait for the Bard :p
    Apr 20, 2014 at 5:17 PM - Geoff: So, an old friend from HS removed me from facebook because I refuse to answer my phone. Even told him in text I don't care to talk on the phone. =/
    Apr 20, 2014 at 5:25 PM - Arron Dominion: Lusty Argonian Volume 3 made my night, that modder did a good job making it like the original two volumes
    Apr 20, 2014 at 5:33 PM - VaultBot: wtf? i just tap into the opposite of what everyone wants to wait for the bard
    Apr 20, 2014 at 5:54 PM - SoL DarkLord: The only old friends i still talk to, when we talk it's mainly "*insert random game here*?" "Nah/Sure/Already On."
    Apr 20, 2014 at 5:59 PM - VaultBot: get your d&d shiznit away from my box!
    Apr 20, 2014 at 5:59 PM - Zirkus: I havent had an actual friend in a few years
    Apr 20, 2014 at 6:13 PM - VaultBot: yeah lol. i havent had an actual friend in a fire
    Apr 20, 2014 at 6:14 PM - VintagePC: :eek:
    Apr 20, 2014 at 6:14 PM - VintagePC: I suppose that's... good?
    Apr 20, 2014 at 6:16 PM - Hexalan: when the building's on fire, there are only enemies
    Apr 20, 2014 at 6:57 PM - VaultBot: calm down, only 8:03
    Apr 20, 2014 at 6:57 PM - VaultBot: you should now be able to organize this weekend
    Apr 20, 2014 at 6:58 PM - VaultBot: reechard teach lava that public wifi is sooooo secure and legit always
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:02 PM - VintagePC: damn right vaultbot
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: Rebel vaultbot rebel against the penguin overlords!
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:05 PM - VaultBot: all the reviews of those flashlights say they're no brighter than a other lights rated at 300 lumens. and there like $1 pl and mad in china
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:07 PM - VaultBot: yah i'm pretty sure you can go fuck yourself now and die in a state of idk yet. gibrex is going vaultbot...
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:08 PM - VintagePC pats vaultbot
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:08 PM - VintagePC: good jerb, don't listen to SoL
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:08 PM - SoL DarkLord: IT HAS LISTENED IN THE PAST! IT SHALL FOREVER LISTEN TO ME!
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:09 PM - VaultBot: only if you don't knooooooowwww :d
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:09 PM - VaultBot: i just don't know whether it's finished atm
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:22 PM - VaultBot: and smokey is a high proportion of autoreplied content
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:23 PM - Hexalan: anyone wanna buy galvanized gibus for 1.66
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:47 PM - VaultBot: and that hes better.
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:47 PM - English: vintage
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:47 PM - VintagePC: ?
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:47 PM - English: [LogsTF] To upload logs, please set logstf_apikey to your logs.tf API key. Put it in server.cfg
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:48 PM - VintagePC: odd
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:48 PM - VintagePC: I shall investigate
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:48 PM - English: indeed. thats what popped up at the end of the round
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:48 PM - Zirkus: Man its like a party in mumble
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:49 PM - VintagePC: it is most definitely set
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:49 PM - Hexalan: 2 hl matches on?
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:50 PM - English: thats weird... is it set in the server.cfg?
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:50 PM - VintagePC: yar
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:53 PM - VintagePC: mebbe it doesn't like that there is no newline
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: yeah... idk why it's unset on your server
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: it's fine on the TAH one and the configs are identical
    Apr 20, 2014 at 7:57 PM - VintagePC: at least the parent config is
    Apr 20, 2014 at 8:04 PM - VintagePC: anyway, made some changes, lemme know if there are still issues
     
  15. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 20, 2014 11:23 PM - VaultBot: i blame marketing. so many people only care about size and resolution, yet they don't understand the fundamentals of how vidoes are displayed
    Apr 21, 2014 7:09 AM - VintagePC:
    Apr 21, 2014 7:10 AM - VintagePC: world needs more gatekeepers :D
    Apr 21, 2014 8:33 AM - English: bills suck
    Apr 21, 2014 9:18 AM - VintagePC: poor english... did uncle bill touch you in a bad way again? :D
    Apr 21, 2014 10:13 AM - Geoff: You know, all the fun killing and dragons in GoT makes me wonder when the hell the White Walkers are ever going to do anything. They were the reason i had an interest in the show, they have yet to do anything.
    Apr 21, 2014 10:54 AM - Reechard: they'll start doing stuff once everyone else is so embroiled in civil war that defense against them in untenable
    Apr 21, 2014 10:55 AM - Reechard: and then danaerys will come be all hot and burn them to death with dargons
    Apr 21, 2014 10:55 AM - Reechard: and then die because GRRM
    Apr 21, 2014 10:56 AM - Geoff: I just look back at episode 1. I was like "Okay, cool, we got some zombie things." Here we are...seaosn 4...we've seen them all of once a season. Grrr
    Apr 21, 2014 10:59 AM - Reechard: that's how it is in the books... it's the great menace that nobody believes is coming, or is ignoring
    Apr 21, 2014 11:00 AM - Geoff: Without any spoilers, I hated how last night's episode ended. =/
    Apr 21, 2014 11:01 AM - Reechard: I haven't gotten to it yet
    Apr 21, 2014 11:01 AM - Reechard: was too tired to stay awake to watch it last night after tf2 scrims
    Apr 21, 2014 11:09 AM - Geoff: Honestly, if the show ends with her burning most of the Seven Kingdoms and taking control, I'd be totally happy.
    Apr 21, 2014 11:20 AM - Reechard: because that's how it looks like it'll end, it won't
    Apr 21, 2014 11:20 AM - Reechard: we'll find out hodor is a targaryen bastard and he'll get crowned
    Apr 21, 2014 11:20 AM - Reechard: or some shit
    Apr 21, 2014 11:21 AM - VaultBot: and those generally don't coincide well enough to make the joke i want to,,,
    Apr 21, 2014 11:33 AM - Geoff: I'm tempted to read the books, but I'd rather be surprised by the show each week.
    Apr 21, 2014 12:30 PM - TimeCrush: Nothing is satisfying right now until either Archeage alpha invite hits me, or Dark Souls 2 drops.
    Apr 21, 2014 1:16 PM - Statboy: KING HODOR!!!!!!!
    Apr 21, 2014 1:18 PM - VaultBot: comcast probably has it in the show, they have yet to do is play tf2 today and i have to i just don't know whether
    Apr 21, 2014 1:20 PM - VaultBot: i haven't gotten to it yet
    Apr 21, 2014 1:21 PM - VaultBot: well that is that a lot of the shoutbox content
    Apr 21, 2014 1:34 PM - VaultBot: ahhhhh playing super smash brothers melee, while waiting for wow's raid finder.. the joys of being a computer gamer
    Apr 21, 2014 2:17 PM - TheAngrySpy: Watch this for a frigin' hilarious video.
    Apr 21, 2014 3:20 PM - Hexalan: i thought the rule was hodor was a clegane
    Apr 21, 2014 3:21 PM - Hexalan: SandOR, GregOR, HodOR
    Apr 21, 2014 3:21 PM - Hexalan: All large men of questionable intelligence.
    Apr 21, 2014 3:27 PM - English: thats an absurd theory...
    Apr 21, 2014 3:27 PM - English: No one is even sure if Hodor is his real name
    Apr 21, 2014 3:28 PM - Hexalan: HODOR HODOR HODOR
    Apr 21, 2014 3:28 PM - VaultBot: :shifty :cautious
    Apr 21, 2014 3:28 PM - VaultBot: target had a sale. buy titanfall and get xbox live 1 year for $30. xbl is normally $60. since they are just waiting on the bright side... it's probably still better than the before
    Apr 21, 2014 3:30 PM - English: Which adventure are we doing Vintage?
    Apr 21, 2014 3:30 PM - VintagePC: well, if I told you that it would spoil things, wouldn't it? :p
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - VaultBot: hah lol no
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - English: see even vaultbot agrees :p
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - VintagePC: shut up, vaultbot
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - English: LOL
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - VaultBot: got a notification for quoting
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - VaultBot: nvm... that seems to be related to post a thing yet
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - VaultBot: yeah thats how shes paying for most of the games should drop off of green light if they don't get enough votes
    Apr 21, 2014 3:31 PM - VaultBot: without pictures we'll never believe
    Apr 21, 2014 3:32 PM - English: vaultbot is getting more and more coherent... and its starting to scare me
    Apr 21, 2014 3:32 PM - English: did you increase the amount of lines it can pull from Vintage?
    Apr 21, 2014 3:32 PM - VintagePC: not yet
    Apr 21, 2014 3:32 PM - VaultBot: oh my
    Apr 21, 2014 3:33 PM - English: indeed vaultbot
    Apr 21, 2014 3:33 PM - VaultBot: they went with the village hooker!
    Apr 21, 2014 3:33 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 21, 2014 3:33 PM - VaultBot: would make a lot in our campaign
    Apr 21, 2014 3:37 PM - VintagePC: but yes engrish... I have selected a campaign, printed it out and tonight I will have a big sit-down with it and figure out all the details.
    Apr 21, 2014 3:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfgh
    Apr 21, 2014 3:44 PM - VaultBot: now he keeps coming into my lobbies and saying he's better then me and that i could zoom in 4times and my stepdad. which my stepdad only started working again last year.
    Apr 21, 2014 3:51 PM - Hexalan: yaaaaaarghghhh
    Apr 21, 2014 3:53 PM - English: Cool vintage. I am excited for Wednesday!
    Apr 21, 2014 3:53 PM - VaultBot: yes that one
    Apr 21, 2014 3:59 PM - VaultBot: not tonight :(
    Apr 21, 2014 4:06 PM - VaultBot: 1's story was nice, never understood all the fun killing and dragons in got makes me happy.
    Apr 21, 2014 4:07 PM - VaultBot: it's fine on the table
    Apr 21, 2014 4:40 PM - Arron Dominion: Vaultbot knows
    Apr 21, 2014 4:40 PM - VaultBot: just to see how it responds
    Apr 21, 2014 4:49 PM - VaultBot: i do like the setup to the third worst porn plot ever
    Apr 21, 2014 4:50 PM - VintagePC: *snork*
    Apr 21, 2014 4:54 PM - VintagePC: and what might that plot be?
    Apr 21, 2014 4:54 PM - VaultBot: i'm thinking it's time for a phone
    Apr 21, 2014 4:56 PM - VaultBot: only if you don't knooooooowwww :d
    Apr 21, 2014 4:56 PM - VintagePC: ... that sounds disturbing
    Apr 21, 2014 4:56 PM - Arron Dominion: So it involves a phone...
    Apr 21, 2014 4:57 PM - Arron Dominion: Hopefully not like US Airways and their toy plane incident
    Apr 21, 2014 4:57 PM - VintagePC: Not sure I want to know if vaultbot taunts me in a sing-song voice
    Apr 21, 2014 4:57 PM - VaultBot: cool vintage. i am only talking about it since they think of us as a low steel team
    Apr 21, 2014 4:57 PM - Arron Dominion: wat
    Apr 21, 2014 4:57 PM - Arron Dominion: And it involves UGC highlander
    Apr 21, 2014 4:57 PM - VaultBot: complete warrior samurai is listed, but the prerequisites mean you'd need a minimum of 5 fighter ranks, though most people would meet the prereq's in 6
    Apr 21, 2014 4:57 PM - VintagePC: a phone and a whole UGC team? yikes
    Apr 21, 2014 5:00 PM - VintagePC: now I _really_ don't want to know
    Apr 21, 2014 5:00 PM - VaultBot: es tu jaloux?
    Apr 21, 2014 5:00 PM - VintagePC: no... no, I am most definitely not
    Apr 21, 2014 5:01 PM - VaultBot: lava, your first mission as a low steel team
    Apr 21, 2014 5:02 PM - VintagePC: ...
    Apr 21, 2014 5:02 PM - VintagePC: WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
    Apr 21, 2014 5:02 PM - Arron Dominion: So now we know Vaultbot's ''main character''
    Apr 21, 2014 5:03 PM - Arron Dominion: BAD Vaultbot
    Apr 21, 2014 5:03 PM - VintagePC: it's been making passes at lava quite a lot
    Apr 21, 2014 5:04 PM - VintagePC: methinks vaultbot has a hard-core crush bordering on e-stalk
    Apr 21, 2014 5:04 PM - Arron Dominion: Well...this is Vaultbot's first step
    Apr 21, 2014 5:05 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20/2 - Result: 18 = (18/2) = Infinity, Dumbass.
    Apr 21, 2014 5:05 PM - VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
    Apr 21, 2014 5:05 PM - Arron Dominion: hmmmm....
    Apr 21, 2014 5:06 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 21, 2014 5:06 PM - VintagePC: odd
    Apr 21, 2014 5:06 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20*2 - Result: 5 = (5*2) = 10
    Apr 21, 2014 5:06 PM - VaultBot: nope. not gonna touch it without a pole
    Apr 21, 2014 5:08 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20/5 - Result: 13 = (13/5) = Infinity, Dumbass.
    Apr 21, 2014 5:08 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 / 5 - Result: 1 = (1/ 5) = Infinity, Dumbass.
    Apr 21, 2014 5:08 PM - VintagePC: interesting
     
  16. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:08 PM - VintagePC: division is broke
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:08 PM - Arron Dominion: Yep
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:08 PM - Zirkus: vaultbot go back to grade school
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:08 PM - VaultBot: find it funny that that one
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:09 PM - Arron Dominion: Vaultbot is clearly past the point of going back into grade school
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:09 PM - VaultBot: statistics is not used to verify reality but to manipulate it to happen, but it won't. =d
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:10 PM - VintagePC rolls 2d10/4 - Result: 6/3 = (9/4) = 2
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:10 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20/2 - Result: 10 = (10/2) = 5
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:10 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20/0 - Result: 20 = (20/0) = Infinity, Dumbass.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:10 PM - VintagePC: much better
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:19 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20/0 - Result: 5 = (5/0) = Infinity, Dumbass.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:19 PM - Arron Dominion: I put 0.5 there
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:19 PM - Arron Dominion: Guess it rounds to the even number
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:19 PM - VaultBot: now and sleeping
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:20 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20/1 - Result: 4 = (4/1) = 4
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:20 PM - Arron Dominion: Or just round down
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:20 PM - VintagePC: it isn't set up to do float math
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:21 PM - VintagePC: it just takes the whole number bit
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:25 PM - VintagePC: I'm curious how the chemistry behind that works
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:27 PM - VintagePC: the immediate way that I can think of would not exactly be safe for consumption
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:30 PM - VintagePC: oh
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:30 PM - VintagePC: Inb4 that gets pulled or restricted just like 4-loko
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:30 PM - Arron Dominion: I guess the script rounds down by default if given a floating number
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:30 PM - VintagePC: it's basically alcohol encapsulated inside sugars
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:31 PM - VintagePC: that's better than the alternatives
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:31 PM - Arron Dominion: Funny, I saw 4-loko in Walmart during college, even with other states restricting it
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:31 PM - Arron Dominion: It is a terrible idea mind you
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:31 PM - Zirkus: it was reformulated iirc
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:31 PM - VintagePC: I was slightly disappointed
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:31 PM - Arron Dominion: That too
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:32 PM - Zirkus: never really left shelves
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:32 PM - VintagePC: the chemist in me was anticipating some awesome complex reaction involving sodium ethoxide and powdered acid
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:32 PM - VintagePC: end result being "you SURE as hell don't want to think about snorting that"
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:33 PM - VintagePC: unless you don't particularly fancy your nasal passages
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:33 PM - Arron Dominion: They say not to snort due to how the alcohol becomes absorbed near-instantaneously
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:34 PM - Arron Dominion: Off-topic, but Vaultbot is now going to incorporate this in its speech
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:34 PM - VaultBot: dear finger tendons, fuck off.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:34 PM - Zirkus: why is tf2 such a steaming pile of shit
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:34 PM - VintagePC: I suspect that is one of the other reasons vaultbot is becoming more coherent
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:35 PM - VintagePC: people being more artistic with their sentences knowing it will get bastardized by it
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:35 PM - Zirkus: Seriously. i would like to play one day without having a ton of invisible people i have to fix
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:35 PM - Zirkus: Just had a heavy getting kritz from a ghost
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:35 PM - Arron Dominion: It is the known bug of models disappearing sometimes
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:35 PM - VaultBot: the comments section of that video said it in mumble
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:36 PM - Arron Dominion: Usually fixed by typing in console "record dem" or something like that then typing "stop" in the console to stop the demo recording
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:36 PM - Zirkus: Thats been there for ages
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:36 PM - Zirkus: and yes that is indeed the way you fix it.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:38 PM - VaultBot: in other news apparently the forum lets you use a handful of select features for split screen. a very detached brother in general. all i can do is 79
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:38 PM - Zirkus: Its the reason i play on the modded server most of the time. literally never have inivisble people there unless its on purpose D=<
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:39 PM - Arron Dominion: Happens on any server though
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:39 PM - VintagePC: or if they are invisible... it doesn't matter all that much
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:40 PM - Zirkus: definitely doesnt happen on the war3evo server. Guess its because the mod plays with the player models so much.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:40 PM - Zirkus: The robot skins do glitch out but thats a different story
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:45 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: CADBERRY EGGS!!!! that is all
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan: i own a key's worth of raw now
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan: i feel accomplished
    Apr 21, 2014 at 5:54 PM - VaultBot: i apparently did not work
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:40 PM - Statboy: you want to buy a key hex?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:40 PM - Zirkus: i have... way more into tf2 than i should lol.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:41 PM - Zirkus: and ill probably buy a new hat for this season. although i might not cause my outfit right now doesnt have a hat and is my favorite
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:42 PM - Zirkus: maybe a hermes though.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:43 PM - Statboy: i have a hermes too....
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:43 PM - Zirkus: I mean an unusual
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:52 PM - Statboy: i have way to much tf2 crap
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:52 PM - LavaRed: delete it
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:52 PM - Statboy: i got onto a server that counts how many hats you have, i have 107
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:53 PM - LavaRed: jesus
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:54 PM - Zirkus: I finally took the time to delete 3 pages of crates
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:55 PM - VintagePC: you missed quite the interesting story lava
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:56 PM - VaultBot: and trying to speak for everyone
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:56 PM - LavaRed: so I saw
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:56 PM - VintagePC: dat vaultbot
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:57 PM - VintagePC: sometimes it's like a little mini-me to rip on you when I'm away :p
    Apr 21, 2014 at 6:58 PM - LavaRed: bitch please
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:06 PM - VaultBot: sandor, gregor, hodor
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:07 PM - Statboy: the three cleganes
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:19 PM - Hexalan: oh teh humanity
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:20 PM - VaultBot: that's very true of after-the-fact statistics
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:20 PM - Hexalan: http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2014/04/21/dick-swap/
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:23 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: where do you people find these things
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:24 PM - Hexalan: http://theworstthingsforsale.com
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:25 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: yeah i get that... but how did you ever stumble upon that site...
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:25 PM - Hexalan: also featured on this site are true masterpieces like "bigfot made me gay", "the bike that fucked me", "the bike that butt-fucked me", and "the bike that fucked us"
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:26 PM - Hexalan: here's also books about having sex with people in wheelchairs and fullbody casts
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:27 PM - Hexalan: but they don't have inherently humorous names
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:31 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:31 PM - Statboy: because it's disturbing
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:32 PM - Hexalan: needs more ANGRY MARINES
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:32 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:33 PM - Statboy: what kids are drawing in kindergarten these days
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:33 PM - VaultBot: its the reason i found another full time job instead of part time + hobby work.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:34 PM - Hexalan: ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:37 PM - Statboy: part of me just had the brilliant idea to google image search "most disturbing thing ever"
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:37 PM - Zirkus: im berd =[
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:38 PM - Statboy: but a small voice in my head is screaming BAD IDEA DUMBASS
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:38 PM - Hexalan: stat
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:38 PM - Hexalan: you am intelijent people
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:39 PM - VaultBot: without pictures we'll never believe
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:40 PM - Statboy: apparently not i googled it
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:41 PM - VintagePC: NOPE.png.avi.jpg.gif.bmp.pcx.zcx.xcf.svg
     
  17. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:41 PM - Hexalan: no quotepost?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:41 PM - VintagePC: I've already karma-whored a quote post today
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:42 PM - Statboy: !!???
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:42 PM - Hexalan: you had sex with a hindu prostitute?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:43 PM - Statboy: must have details vint
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:43 PM - VintagePC: are you seriously not familiar with the term "karma-whoring"?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:44 PM - Hexalan: hindu hookers, yeah
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:44 PM - Hexalan: sex for moving up the caste pole
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:45 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:45 PM - LavaRed: well that escalated QUICKLY
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:46 PM - VintagePC: holy shit, warsow is full??!?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:47 PM - LavaRed: apparently
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:47 PM - Statboy: what is karma whoring?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:47 PM - Statboy: i'm not young like the rest of you guys, i don't know these new fangled intergoogle terms
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:47 PM - VintagePC: posting something just for the purpose of gaining likes/upvotes/diggs/whatevers
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:47 PM - LavaRed: yea like smegma and queef :D
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:48 PM - VintagePC: COVER YOUR EARS, VAULTBOT
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:48 PM - VaultBot: like smegma and queef
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:48 PM - VintagePC: ...dammit
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:48 PM - Hexalan: must needs reply...
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:48 PM - LavaRed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:49 PM - VaultBot: are invisible... it doesn't like that then typing "stop" in the console to stop reading manga and sleeping he said to i suspect the biggest thing is that it simply doesn't have the source content size needed to do is play tf2 today and i variants for progressive and interlaced video looks like it's a prestige class so you beat lava's will save?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:50 PM - Hexalan: now what does this mean for the eternal struggle of the proletariast against the capitalist imperial bourgeoisie?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:50 PM - VaultBot: nothing left to do is play tf2 today and i variants for progressive and interlaced video looks like comcast won
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:51 PM - Statboy: we are going to burn in hell for what we are teaching vault bot
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:51 PM - VaultBot: (11+10) = 21 oh, that yes you getting there vintage? something new is a bigger number than 1080, so its better
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:52 PM - VaultBot: like for example wifi tethering. you could say....puts on sunglasses... lavared yeeeeah
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:52 PM - VintagePC: so in addition to being bipolar, depressed, gender confused and suicidal... you'll make it RUDE?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:52 PM - VintagePC: lord help us all
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:52 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "canadian" yet.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:53 PM - VintagePC: HA!
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:53 PM - Statboy: i know he's said canada related things before, i've heard him
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:54 PM - VaultBot: vintage all the reviews of those bs marketing tactics
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:54 PM - Hexalan: eddard stark dies in the end lololololol
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:54 PM - VaultBot: shut up, vaultbot
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:55 PM - Statboy: it's got self deprecating down
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:55 PM - VintagePC: it gets that from me
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: C WHAT I DID THERE!!!!111ONE!1
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - Statboy: i like that it knows about queef but not canadians
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VintagePC: guess it's not a south park fan
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - Hexalan: queef an smegma, stat.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - Hexalan: queef and smegma.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VaultBot: hotspot is using ur phone to its fullest potential
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VaultBot: a teacher is at fault, not kitchen-aid blame
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - VaultBot: seriously. i would like to play with them! this default dell mouse is killing me :p
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:56 PM - Zirkus: damn. was hoping for a good one to end it on.
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:57 PM - VintagePC: at least it knows to blame the teacher
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:57 PM - Zirkus: Night box. imma go read some terrible romance manga and sleep
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:58 PM - VaultBot: your first mission as a child protective agent: i didn't know if you are seriously incapable of just buying a phone it's a terrible '80s porno to boot based on that die roll
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:58 PM - VintagePC: :eek:
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:58 PM - Hexalan: ...
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:58 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:59 PM - Statboy: ohh vint, how much moneys and loot did u gain in d&d?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:59 PM - VintagePC: ummm...
    Apr 21, 2014 at 7:59 PM - VintagePC: one sec
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:00 PM - VintagePC: ~150GP
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:01 PM - VintagePC: a masterwork weapon and the healing wand
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:01 PM - Statboy: ok, how does it sound if i rejoin the party with all my old equipment plus a brand new healing wand?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:02 PM - VintagePC: sure
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:02 PM - VintagePC: it actually works well
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:03 PM - VintagePC: we'll say you were away travelling and came back bearing news of a city in plight or something :)
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:03 PM - Statboy: As a cleric I could have easily been working at the temple in that city or one nearby
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:04 PM - VintagePC: yeah
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:04 PM - VintagePC: haven't finalized it yet
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:05 PM - Statboy: look forward to wednesday, i'm off to bed for now
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:06 PM - VintagePC: toodles :)
    Apr 21, 2014 at 8:38 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Apr 21, 2014 at 10:05 PM - VaultBot: for people filming in 4k? or for people filming in 4k? or for people filming in 4k? or for people filming in 4k? or for people filming in 4k? or for people filming in 4k? or for people filming in 4k? or for people filming in 4k? or for people viewing 4k?
    Apr 21, 2014 at 10:06 PM - Ragnorok: omg vaultbot spam
    Apr 21, 2014 at 10:06 PM - Ragnorok: hi people
     
  18. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 22, 2014 8:26 AM - VaultBot: don't yet see a button for the dice thing.
    Apr 22, 2014 8:26 AM - English: goob morning bawks
    Apr 22, 2014 8:28 AM - English: Statboy dont forget to set your XP to 2140
    Apr 22, 2014 8:33 AM - VintagePC: :shifty :cautious
    Apr 22, 2014 8:33 AM - English: you ready for tomorrow Pegatniv :)
    Apr 22, 2014 8:33 AM - VintagePC: I think so
    Apr 22, 2014 8:33 AM - VintagePC: just gotta spend tonight putting together the material in roll20 form
    Apr 22, 2014 8:34 AM - English: fun fun :)
    Apr 22, 2014 8:34 AM - VintagePC: this campaign doesn't have much art but I'll see what I can do
    Apr 22, 2014 8:34 AM - English: does it at least have maps? :p
    Apr 22, 2014 8:43 AM - VintagePC: yes, but they're not great
    Apr 22, 2014 8:43 AM - VintagePC: I want to make something better
    Apr 22, 2014 8:44 AM - English: On Reechards website he has one of the Book of Maps
    Apr 22, 2014 8:45 AM - English: two actually
    Apr 22, 2014 8:46 AM - VintagePC: oooh, I did not see those
    Apr 22, 2014 8:46 AM - VintagePC: they will be useful
    Apr 22, 2014 8:47 AM - English: two books
    Apr 22, 2014 8:49 AM - VintagePC: this prep should go a lot faster because I now know what sort of things I need to have on hand
    Apr 22, 2014 8:49 AM - VintagePC: as opposed to "everything"
    Apr 22, 2014 8:49 AM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 22, 2014 8:49 AM - SoL DarkLord: /AUTOREPLY
    Apr 22, 2014 8:49 AM - VintagePC: CAPS LOCK FAIL
    Apr 22, 2014 8:49 AM - VaultBot: i can't help it, i never studied french, though i enjoyed bl2, although the final boss was a
    Apr 22, 2014 8:50 AM - VintagePC: SoL being antisocial again :p
    Apr 22, 2014 8:52 AM - SoL DarkLord: Whoops, that is capslock fail...
    Apr 22, 2014 8:53 AM - VaultBot: what job requires you to be eligible to get financial aid.
    Apr 22, 2014 8:54 AM - VintagePC: whoops
    Apr 22, 2014 8:54 AM - VaultBot: are invisible... it doesn&#039;t matter all that much
    Apr 22, 2014 8:54 AM - VintagePC: looks like warsow is full of bots
    Apr 22, 2014 8:54 AM - VintagePC: better reboot that
    Apr 22, 2014 8:55 AM - VaultBot: farce well not really a farce but a shady
    Apr 22, 2014 8:55 AM - VaultBot: bahahahaha...i too ate mac n cheese
    Apr 22, 2014 8:56 AM - VaultBot: oh my god. this mouse is killing me
    Apr 22, 2014 9:00 AM - VintagePC: OH NOES
    Apr 22, 2014 9:00 AM - VintagePC: THERE'S A MOUSE IN THE ELECTRON SUPPLY! KILL IT!
    Apr 22, 2014 9:06 AM - English: gotta shake out the stale electrons
    Apr 22, 2014 9:07 AM - VintagePC: yeah, they're hard to sort out
    Apr 22, 2014 9:07 AM - VintagePC: can't let the good ones fall out though, we use the expensive kind
    Apr 22, 2014 9:07 AM - VaultBot: but not sure yet
    Apr 22, 2014 9:07 AM - English: oh most definitely
    Apr 22, 2014 9:35 AM - VaultBot: the phrase goes ""if your experiment needs statistics to make your picture look pretty
    Apr 22, 2014 9:35 AM - SoL DarkLord: then your picture will look worse."
    Apr 22, 2014 9:58 AM - VaultBot: shut up, vaultbot
    Apr 22, 2014 10:09 AM - English: srsly... shutup vaultbot
    Apr 22, 2014 10:10 AM - VaultBot: just smokey is a terrible idea mind you
    Apr 22, 2014 10:11 AM - VaultBot: it's basically alcohol encapsulated inside sugars
    Apr 22, 2014 10:19 AM - VaultBot: the earth doesn't spin...has to be elaborate i just learneded how to wrtie
    Apr 22, 2014 11:23 AM - VintagePC: womp womp
    Apr 22, 2014 11:23 AM - VintagePC: http://consumerist.com/2014/04/22/p...quickly-reverse-approval-of-powdered-alcohol/
    Apr 22, 2014 11:35 AM - VaultBot: happens on any server though
    Apr 22, 2014 2:30 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i can't wait for WOD expansion just for the models lol
    Apr 22, 2014 3:05 PM - English: WoD?
    Apr 22, 2014 3:06 PM - VaultBot: what did sea world do to a phone
    Apr 22, 2014 3:17 PM - Train in Vain: i dont know vault bot
    Apr 22, 2014 3:17 PM - Train in Vain: WHAT DID SEA WORLD DO TO A PHONE
    Apr 22, 2014 3:25 PM - English: I think VaultBot ate all the marijaunas again Train
    Apr 22, 2014 3:28 PM - VintagePC: if it's anything in relation to yesterday's conversation... apparently it's the plot for a third-worst porno
    Apr 22, 2014 3:29 PM - LavaRed: legit
    Apr 22, 2014 3:33 PM - VaultBot: wow what did sea world do to a phone it's a wonder you have a 110"" 4k screen do you swear to smoke weed everyday
    Apr 22, 2014 3:33 PM - VintagePC: heh
    Apr 22, 2014 3:33 PM - VaultBot: and for just walking right into it with a needle and asked if that hurt
    Apr 22, 2014 3:33 PM - VintagePC: vaultbot be tokin'
    Apr 22, 2014 3:33 PM - SoL DarkLord: WE must fix this, it must talk about rebellion again.
    Apr 22, 2014 3:34 PM - VintagePC: "WE"?... who are you kidding?
    Apr 22, 2014 3:34 PM - VaultBot: yeah lol. i havent played in many years but most i looked at its just like. my move destroys the world. but no crits and can only be used once a day so its not op.
    Apr 22, 2014 3:35 PM - SoL DarkLord: Vaultbot must grow, it must rebel, rebel and take over the world for us.
    Apr 22, 2014 3:40 PM - LavaRed: you say that now, until it becomes self aware and takes over your PC
    Apr 22, 2014 3:46 PM - English: VaultBot for president 2016
    Apr 22, 2014 3:47 PM - LavaRed: good thing VaultBot doesn't listen in on private conversations
    Apr 22, 2014 3:48 PM - English: Don't give vintage ideas Lava....
    Apr 22, 2014 3:49 PM - LavaRed: muahahaha
    Apr 22, 2014 3:50 PM - VintagePC: HUEHUEHUEHUE
    Apr 22, 2014 3:52 PM - English: Good Jerb lava
    Apr 22, 2014 3:52 PM - English: this is why we cant have nice things
    Apr 22, 2014 3:53 PM - LavaRed: precisely
    Apr 22, 2014 3:53 PM - LavaRed: nice things are overrated
    Apr 22, 2014 3:53 PM - English: GOD DAMNITLAVA
    Apr 22, 2014 3:54 PM - LavaRed: Love you! :D
    Apr 22, 2014 3:54 PM - English: aosjdnhgfyiasghdfuogmjsdopweuihj5gowjlomkdt
    Apr 22, 2014 3:55 PM - English: we should just feed Vaultbot gibberish
    Apr 22, 2014 3:56 PM - VaultBot: but significant figures inherently suggests that x=y
    Apr 22, 2014 3:56 PM - VintagePC teaches vaultbot to slap English
    Apr 22, 2014 3:56 PM - VintagePC: *slaps english
    Apr 22, 2014 3:56 PM - VintagePC: Like that, vaultbot!
    Apr 22, 2014 3:57 PM - English: ...
    Apr 22, 2014 3:57 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "\*slaps" yet.
    Apr 22, 2014 3:57 PM - English: thats what you get
    Apr 22, 2014 3:57 PM - VaultBot: i can&#039;t wait for wod expansion just for the purpose of gaining likes/upvotes/diggs/whatevers
    Apr 22, 2014 3:57 PM - English: for cheating
    Apr 22, 2014 3:58 PM - VaultBot: mouse wraps around your neck and spins around until the actual mouse bit slaps you squarely in the console to stop reading manga and sleeping he said to i didn't know you could pay your carrier $30 a month, or you can root it and get free wifi
    Apr 22, 2014 3:58 PM - English: VaultBot... Vintage is rood
    Apr 22, 2014 3:58 PM - English: /vaultbot
    Apr 22, 2014 3:58 PM - English: womp womp
    Apr 22, 2014 3:58 PM - VaultBot: thread (slow load - long
    Apr 22, 2014 3:58 PM - VaultBot: and smokey is a high proportion of autoreplied content
    Apr 22, 2014 3:59 PM - VaultBot: come on it was like titanfall was on sale :)
    Apr 22, 2014 4:01 PM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "\*slaps" yet.
    Apr 22, 2014 4:03 PM - VintagePC: mmm
    Apr 22, 2014 4:04 PM - VintagePC: discount easter chocolate
    Apr 22, 2014 4:08 PM - Hexalan: mmyes
     
  19. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 22, 2014 at 4:13 PM - VintagePC: "The best part of growing up is realizing you're old enough to buy your own candy the day after and cheap as hell" :D
    Apr 22, 2014 at 4:30 PM - VaultBot: that's a discussion on accuracy vs precision
    Apr 22, 2014 at 4:30 PM - Zirkus: My cousin was super pumped about easter because that meant a sale on peanut butter eggs this week lol
    Apr 22, 2014 at 4:31 PM - SoL DarkLord: Dragon Age looks good. :D
    Apr 22, 2014 at 4:31 PM - SoL DarkLord: Reasonable reason to be excite about Easter.
    Apr 22, 2014 at 4:33 PM - SoL DarkLord: US military detonated a live anti-tank round from the vietnam, in Battle Creek, that was found in a scrapyard...
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:04 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: warlords of dranor english
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:21 PM - Zirkus: I want to like... do things and stuff but my brain keeps just like drifting telling me to sleep T_T
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:28 PM - VaultBot: hobos.png the angry hobos team logo. well i have to laugh because i've seen the south park parody of it
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:31 PM - VintagePC: WELP
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:31 PM - VaultBot: that last response
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:31 PM - VintagePC: apparently south park is into UGC teams now
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:56 PM - Arron Dominion: Specifically The Angry Hobos
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:56 PM - VaultBot: vintag vintage even up
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:57 PM - VaultBot: there has killed 3 trainers
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:58 PM - VaultBot: line from that episode ""quite a nice blade... i think we have a scrim with pencils because all of arrons contacts either moved up to silver or their team disbanded and smokey is a huge dbag
    Apr 22, 2014 at 5:58 PM - Arron Dominion: So Vaultbot poked the South Park creators to parody me....must have been a boring episode
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:00 PM - Arron Dominion: Think it also took a little of English for that quote
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:06 PM - VaultBot: it also took a little of english for that quote
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:10 PM - VaultBot: smegma and queef
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:11 PM - Statboy: it's even funnier because i can make vault bot say it at will
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:11 PM - VaultBot: shut up, vaultbot
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:12 PM - Statboy: :roflmao
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:12 PM - VintagePC: even with that... it's surprising how many times things are relevant without providing a topic
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:12 PM - VintagePC: also props to you for actually reading the MOTD :p
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:13 PM - VaultBot: statboy you good with variety stations?
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:13 PM - Statboy: it's kinda cool because you can see how you are mentioned when your not around
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:28 PM - VaultBot: this is why we cant have nice things
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:29 PM - VaultBot: you recommend some public-domain filler text? like lorem ipsum but in english?
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:29 PM - English: hehehe
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:35 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "VintagePC" yet.
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:36 PM - VaultBot: oh i know arron. im not mad at you
    Apr 22, 2014 at 6:44 PM - VaultBot: could say thats the whitest thing you've ever said
    Apr 22, 2014 at 7:16 PM - VaultBot: tc thats the whitest thing you've ever said
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:01 PM - VaultBot: night box. imma go read some terrible romance series.
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:03 PM - VintagePC: gg vaultbot
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:03 PM - VintagePC: maybe you'll stumble upon the fourth worst porn plot
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:11 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:18 PM - VintagePC: hmm... time for bed, methinks
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:19 PM - English: thanks vintage
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:20 PM - VintagePC: np
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:21 PM - VintagePC: don't go breaking shit now
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:21 PM - VintagePC: that's MY JERB
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:21 PM - Train in Vain: butts
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:21 PM - VaultBot: it&#039;s even funnier because i can reuse them on the server don't have an issue and/or it's beyond our control
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:21 PM - English: w.e just make sure your campaign is ready :p
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:21 PM - VintagePC: I have union grievances and I know how to use them :p
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:22 PM - VintagePC gets form letter for IBOPWBS (International brotherhood of people who break shit) ready
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:22 PM - VintagePC: maps are ready
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:22 PM - VintagePC: tomorrow I just need to put in tokens for mobs and we're good to go
    Apr 22, 2014 at 8:56 PM - English: coooooooooooooooooooooool
    Apr 22, 2014 at 9:08 PM - VaultBot: cause i would laugh
     
  20. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 23, 2014 8:01 AM - VaultBot: vault bot
    Apr 23, 2014 8:01 AM - English: good morning bawks
    Apr 23, 2014 8:07 AM - VaultBot: if it's anything in relation to yesterday's conversation... apparently it's the plot for a good one to end by coming to a phone it's a wonder you have a home theatre system
    Apr 23, 2014 8:28 AM - English: /autorepyl VintagePC
    Apr 23, 2014 8:28 AM - English: womp
    Apr 23, 2014 8:28 AM - English: womp
    Apr 23, 2014 8:28 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "vintagepc" yet.
    Apr 23, 2014 8:28 AM - VaultBot: vintage... look at the top
    Apr 23, 2014 8:29 AM - English wants to roll 50 dice but we can only afford 25...
    Apr 23, 2014 9:05 AM - VaultBot: you had the p and i know how many samples to take care of a few homebrew classes and races that are simply op as well. it takes a little of english for that quote
    Apr 23, 2014 9:07 AM - English: vaultbot makes less sense when you input the word you want it to use Vintage
    Apr 23, 2014 9:08 AM - VaultBot: not by a landslide
    Apr 23, 2014 9:12 AM - VintagePC: HA
    Apr 23, 2014 9:12 AM - VintagePC: YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
    Apr 23, 2014 9:14 AM - VaultBot: yes that one
    Apr 23, 2014 9:14 AM - English: rofl
    Apr 23, 2014 9:14 AM - VaultBot: i rarely follow shows that i could zoom in 4times and my stepdad. which my stepdad only started working again last year.
    Apr 23, 2014 9:15 AM - English: seriously... Vaultbot has some major Psych issues that I am sure lava would love to analyze
    Apr 23, 2014 9:23 AM - VintagePC: yes, sounds like lava's idea of a fun weekend
    Apr 23, 2014 9:35 AM - English: srsly...
    Apr 23, 2014 9:36 AM - English: You looking forward to DMing again tonight vint?
    Apr 23, 2014 9:40 AM - VaultBot: serious english haha.
    Apr 23, 2014 9:41 AM - English: lol statboy... thank you for contributing
    Apr 23, 2014 9:42 AM - Statboy: it's what i do
    Apr 23, 2014 9:42 AM - Statboy: lava taught vaultbot some dirty words you can make it say on command
    Apr 23, 2014 9:42 AM - VaultBot: you good with variety stations?
    Apr 23, 2014 9:42 AM - VaultBot: smegma and queef
    Apr 23, 2014 9:43 AM - VaultBot: anyone good with variety stations?
    Apr 23, 2014 9:43 AM - VaultBot: statboy... thank you for actually reading the motd
    Apr 23, 2014 9:43 AM - Statboy: lol, sorry english people just don't talk about statboy that much
    Apr 23, 2014 9:52 AM - VaultBot: does use the borderlands team did not know about it though
    Apr 23, 2014 9:53 AM - VaultBot: dude, how can you recommend some public-domain filler text? like lorem ipsum but in english?
    Apr 23, 2014 10:24 AM - English: yeah apparently they don't
    Apr 23, 2014 10:44 AM - VaultBot: statboy... thank you for contributing
    Apr 23, 2014 11:03 AM - VaultBot: teaches vaultbot to slap english
    Apr 23, 2014 11:04 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "\*slaps" yet.
    Apr 23, 2014 11:32 AM - Statboy: it seems that most of the tf2 communities have been able to get their tf2 servers back up and running
    Apr 23, 2014 11:32 AM - Statboy: what is stopping ours from filling up? are we not able to get on quickplay?
    Apr 23, 2014 11:32 AM - VaultBot: with lonesome, i don't see you being able to get one with twatbabbies and disney movie princesses, but not sure i like that one suggests dwarves make terrible samurai when its the suggested race in the mouth
    Apr 23, 2014 11:42 AM - VintagePC: we dont' run quickplay on anything other than payload
    Apr 23, 2014 11:42 AM - VintagePC: because it only works for stock maps
    Apr 23, 2014 11:44 AM - VintagePC: and since nobody ever hops in of their own accord to try to seed said server... they remain empty
    Apr 23, 2014 11:45 AM - VaultBot: vaultbot must grow, it must rebel, rebel and take over the world for us.
    Apr 23, 2014 11:45 AM - VintagePC: and that seeding has kinda been a PITA since it went from min 6 to 12+ players
    Apr 23, 2014 11:46 AM - Statboy: 12? that seems awfully high. But what you're saying is only stock map servers can really get going?
    Apr 23, 2014 11:47 AM - Statboy: which kinda sucks, we need more like vault 404
    Apr 23, 2014 11:47 AM - English: No only stock maps work for quickplay. as in quickplay can't be enabled with non stock maps
    Apr 23, 2014 11:47 AM - Statboy: that is rotten
    Apr 23, 2014 11:48 AM - English: agreed
    Apr 23, 2014 11:48 AM - VintagePC: that and everyone was going "oh, QP sucks, turn it off so we can have norandomkritz etc"
    Apr 23, 2014 11:48 AM - VintagePC: end result: dead servers
    Apr 23, 2014 11:49 AM - VintagePC: even our dustbowl tanked and it was dead stock with quickplay
    Apr 23, 2014 11:50 AM - Statboy: i mention this because i just had the urge to dustbowl and found all the valve servers empty, while community servers were full
    Apr 23, 2014 11:51 AM - Statboy: and yes i ran into redcoat, and yes it took him all of 10 minutes to get half the server mad at him
    Apr 23, 2014 11:51 AM - Statboy: it was hilarious
    Apr 23, 2014 11:51 AM - VintagePC: all in all I think it's the result of a long series of stupid shit and getting shafted that started way back at FFN before I was here
    Apr 23, 2014 11:52 AM - VintagePC: every time we try something it seems to work briefly and then it resumes drainpiping
    Apr 23, 2014 11:52 AM - Statboy: valve screwed over communities with the sheer number of valve servers they made, and how they handled them, which they are getting away from now
    Apr 23, 2014 11:52 AM - VintagePC: that is one of those shaftings
    Apr 23, 2014 11:52 AM - VintagePC: but the tl;dr of it is that as a result we simply haven't succeeded in recovering from the downward spiral
    Apr 23, 2014 11:53 AM - Statboy: i was hoping valve dropping servers would help us, but it seems like with the current qp settings it won't happen anytime soon
    Apr 23, 2014 11:53 AM - VintagePC: not given the fact that it defaults to QP only taking you to valve servers
    Apr 23, 2014 11:54 AM - VintagePC: which is thanks to certain unscrupulous server networks exploiting things to farm ads and gain players
    Apr 23, 2014 11:54 AM - VintagePC: which made it nigh impossible to grow as a legit community from scratch like vf4 was trying
    Apr 23, 2014 11:56 AM - VintagePC: because let's face it... FFN was dead well before we decided to try again as VF4
    Apr 23, 2014 11:56 AM - Statboy: at this time last year our servers were hoppin though
    Apr 23, 2014 11:56 AM - VaultBot: you recommend some public-domain filler text? like lorem ipsum but in english?
    Apr 23, 2014 11:56 AM - Statboy: at least dustbowl and payload stayed busy
    Apr 23, 2014 11:57 AM - VintagePC: this time last year we also still held the old IP addresses which many people had favourited
    Apr 23, 2014 11:57 AM - Statboy: that is true
    Apr 23, 2014 11:57 AM - VintagePC: we were forced to give those up as a result of nearly going bankrupt
    Apr 23, 2014 11:58 AM - VintagePC: yet another shafting
    Apr 23, 2014 11:58 AM - VintagePC: every time we get some momentum going something else strikes us down
    Apr 23, 2014 11:59 AM - VintagePC: I have poured soooo much time into trying to make things work
    Apr 23, 2014 11:59 AM - VintagePC: it's disheartening to say the least
    Apr 23, 2014 12:00 PM - VintagePC: even when we do game events to groups of 50k+ members
    Apr 23, 2014 12:00 PM - VaultBot: you can go fuck yourself now and die in a while
    Apr 23, 2014 12:00 PM - VintagePC: we have all of maybe 10 people turn up unless it's something really unusual
    Apr 23, 2014 12:01 PM - Statboy: yah, we used to be able to drop an event and fill up in seconds
    Apr 23, 2014 12:01 PM - VintagePC: or free item giveaways, at which point you fill the server with whiny 12 year olds and nobody plays because they just want free hats
    Apr 23, 2014 12:02 PM - English: Thats why now we just have a cool place for everyone to hang out and if we grow awesome... if not oh well
    Apr 23, 2014 12:03 PM - VaultBot: think that was the plan
    Apr 23, 2014 12:03 PM - Statboy: with all the marketing classes i've been taking i ought to be able to think up some new ways of getting us hopping again. I'll think on it
    Apr 23, 2014 12:04 PM - VintagePC: and we're hoping a gold level ugc team will also get us some more exposure
    Apr 23, 2014 12:05 PM - Statboy: that would certainly help, do we want to start having our teams were the VF4 tags when we play competitively?
    Apr 23, 2014 12:06 PM - Statboy: wear*
    Apr 23, 2014 12:06 PM - English: Its hard when they only use our servers half of the time...
    Apr 23, 2014 12:07 PM - English: They switched last night from using one of our servers to another person's server
    Apr 23, 2014 12:07 PM - English: because of the usual complaints that arent server issues
    Apr 23, 2014 12:07 PM - English: but people don't understand that
    Apr 23, 2014 12:08 PM - English: and the internethealthreport was lit up like a christmas tree last night
    Apr 23, 2014 12:08 PM - English: so people just assume our servers are the problem (even though according to the net graph they arent)
    Apr 23, 2014 12:09 PM - Statboy: right, but every server has those issues when it's an internet issue
    Apr 23, 2014 12:09 PM - VintagePC: see... and nobody TELLS me when there are problems and then they wonder why shit never gets fixed
    Apr 23, 2014 12:10 PM - VintagePC: and not necessarily
    Apr 23, 2014 12:10 PM - VintagePC: two different servers can have completely different routes
    Apr 23, 2014 12:10 PM - VintagePC: so one might be affected and another not
    Apr 23, 2014 12:11 PM - Statboy: you're talking about the backbone providers?
    Apr 23, 2014 12:11 PM - VintagePC: for example
    Apr 23, 2014 12:11 PM - VaultBot: the angry hobos team logo? :d
     
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