Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

Discussion in 'Spam' started by VintagePC, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 5, 2014 at 9:58 AM - Statboy: So anybody looking into Dungeon Defenders II (which releases today) after the horrible DD Eternity?
    Dec 5, 2014 at 3:22 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Dec 5, 2014 at 3:22 PM - Statboy: no elmo don't do it!!!
    Dec 5, 2014 at 4:35 PM - LavaRed: hahaha
    Dec 5, 2014 at 4:57 PM - Ragnorok: lol
    Dec 5, 2014 at 5:06 PM - Hexalan: you did this to me lava
    Dec 5, 2014 at 5:06 PM - Hexalan: this is on you
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:00 PM - LavaRed: what did I do?
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:04 PM - Hexalan: you said it
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:05 PM - Hexalan: "[tshirts about things that happened before they were born] also skinny jeans and chucks"
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:05 PM - Hexalan: this'll be in my mind until the end of time
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:06 PM - Hexalan: when i finally find absurdly tall women's shoes that don't have a zipper
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:09 PM - LavaRed: hahahahaha
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:10 PM - Hexalan: coincedentally
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:10 PM - Hexalan: the very next day, someone was wearing those exact shoes the picture of which i posted
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:10 PM - Hexalan: i couldn't tell if there was a zipper though
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:12 PM - VaultBot: no i'm not dating a 12 year old kid who'd cut it off in farming equipment. he held up the facilities for a carcassonne
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:12 PM - LavaRed: zippers are awesome
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:15 PM - Hexalan: i am on a quest
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:16 PM - Hexalan: to find such shoes that are not merly decorated with an absurd amount of laces and straps
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:16 PM - Hexalan: bt are actually fastened with the laces and straps
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:18 PM - LavaRed: male or female brand?
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:20 PM - Hexalan: fem
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:21 PM - VaultBot: break out the porn 'staches
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:21 PM - Hexalan: but actual ones being worn
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:21 PM - Hexalan: not just pictures thereof
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:33 PM - LavaRed: you need therapy
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:34 PM - deskmice: I think he is therapy
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:35 PM - Hexalan: obv
    Dec 5, 2014 at 6:39 PM - LavaRed: good thing we have a therapist in the house
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 6, 2014 10:19 AM - VaultBot: you guys gonna derpgens tonight?
    Dec 6, 2014 7:33 PM - VaultBot: its the suggested race in the negative lol
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 6, 2014 11:02 PM - Ragnorok: anyone know of a free adblocker for chrome? got to many video ads popping up on some sites, causing my flash player to crash, annoying when im trying to browse fb at the same time
    Dec 6, 2014 11:04 PM - lonesome killer: Adblocker Plus. You should've had it installed 4 years ago
    Dec 6, 2014 11:06 PM - Ragnorok: that stinkin thing keeps asking for a donation or it wont work, if i had the money i'd def buy one
    Dec 6, 2014 11:06 PM - lonesome killer: It doesnt need a donation. You must be doing something wrong
    Dec 6, 2014 11:07 PM - lonesome killer: https://adblockplus.org/
    Dec 6, 2014 11:08 PM - Ragnorok: ok got it working now, thank goodness
    Dec 6, 2014 11:08 PM - Ragnorok: and thank you lonesome
    Dec 7, 2014 9:50 AM - Statboy: if you root your phone/tablet you can download xposed, which has a framework to disable ads on the youtube app as well.
    Dec 7, 2014 9:52 AM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Dec 7, 2014 10:51 AM - VaultBot: person a notification?
    Dec 7, 2014 10:51 AM - VintagePC: aaaand there we have it
    Dec 7, 2014 12:05 PM - LavaRed: woop woop!
    Dec 7, 2014 12:35 PM - Hexalan: >mfw the illicit witch mistress, the bent crone lavared
    Dec 7, 2014 1:36 PM - VaultBot: who else is still left?
    Dec 7, 2014 1:36 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Dec 7, 2014 2:08 PM - LavaRed: well ya know
    Dec 7, 2014 2:09 PM - VaultBot: that's not a drive, that's a pair of concrete anchor bolts with a bonus usb key
    Dec 7, 2014 2:09 PM - LavaRed: at some point people need to remember that I'm really an evil bitch
    Dec 7, 2014 5:05 PM - Hexalan: now see the real question is
    Dec 7, 2014 5:05 PM - Hexalan: wtf does vault force 4 mean
    Dec 7, 2014 5:07 PM - VintagePC: is/was one of our comp teams
    Dec 7, 2014 6:05 PM - Hexalan: yes but
    Dec 7, 2014 6:05 PM - Hexalan: what does it mean
    Dec 7, 2014 6:05 PM - Hexalan: is it fallout related?
    Dec 7, 2014 6:10 PM - VintagePC: I actually don't know... I just figured it was a play on the VF4 initials
    Dec 7, 2014 6:21 PM - Hexalan: I thought VF4 was an abbreviation of VaultForce4...
    Dec 7, 2014 6:22 PM - Hexalan: So is VaultF4 a pun on Alt-F4?
    Dec 7, 2014 6:22 PM - Hexalan: That's what Farside told me once.
    Dec 7, 2014 6:22 PM - VintagePC: yes
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 8, 2014 3:01 PM - Statboy: So i'm at my parents place last night helping my mother out with her computer.
    Dec 8, 2014 3:02 PM - Statboy: I boot up my computer and install their new router, which on my computer I set as a private network
    Dec 8, 2014 3:02 PM - Statboy: Immediately my mom gets a popup telling her she can now access my computer and file share
    Dec 8, 2014 3:03 PM - Statboy: What does she find first but my porn....
    Dec 8, 2014 3:03 PM - English: lololol
    Dec 8, 2014 3:03 PM - Statboy: it gets better
    Dec 8, 2014 3:04 PM - Statboy: she starts asking "what are they doing" then upon realizing what is happening she ask's "whats that they're playing with"
    Dec 8, 2014 3:04 PM - Hexalan: >inb4 stat is a furry
    Dec 8, 2014 3:05 PM - English: lololololololololol
    Dec 8, 2014 3:05 PM - Statboy: no furry, the video she found, had well.... "power tools"
    Dec 8, 2014 3:06 PM - Hexalan: >inb4 video of stat strapped to a table with 6 piston-powered dildoes up his anus
    Dec 8, 2014 3:07 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Dec 8, 2014 3:08 PM - Statboy: you know sometimes lesbian's fingers aren't big enough, and they need a little help
    Dec 8, 2014 3:10 PM - English: rofl stat. Did you and your mom have "the talk?:
    Dec 8, 2014 3:10 PM - English: rofl
    Dec 8, 2014 3:10 PM - Statboy: nope, i just wished my dad good luck and left
    Dec 8, 2014 3:14 PM - lonesome killer: OK 2 things. 1) Never let your parents on the same network as your computer
    Dec 8, 2014 3:14 PM - lonesome killer: 2) Who downloads porn anymore?
    Dec 8, 2014 3:15 PM - Hexalan: who leaves porn so far up in your directories your mom could accidentally navigate into it
    Dec 8, 2014 3:42 PM - VaultBot: why pengu is successful
    Dec 8, 2014 3:42 PM - Statboy: I have two file directories, one that is pictures of mostly not porn, and the other is porn videos
    Dec 8, 2014 3:42 PM - Statboy: she had a 50/50 shot of getting the porn off the bat
    Dec 8, 2014 4:18 PM - Hexalan: >open stat's computer
    Dec 8, 2014 4:18 PM - Hexalan: >two harddrives
    Dec 8, 2014 4:18 PM - Hexalan: >C:/
    Dec 8, 2014 4:18 PM - Hexalan: >Porn:/
    Dec 8, 2014 5:10 PM - Statboy: have you used windows file sharing? it only opens up your documents file for the other comp to see
    Dec 8, 2014 5:58 PM - VintagePC: Golden rule #1: If you don't want someone finding something, don't put it in a place where it can be found.
    Dec 8, 2014 6:45 PM - lonesome killer: No, Windows file sharing allows you to share everything on the computer if you wish
    Dec 8, 2014 6:51 PM - Statboy: I have since spent a few minutes learning how to tighten up my file sharingness
    Dec 8, 2014 7:03 PM - lonesome killer: :) lols
    Dec 8, 2014 8:52 PM - Statboy: Vintage, it appears that the new update borked the bookings
    Dec 8, 2014 8:52 PM - Statboy: I crashed out immediately x3
    Dec 8, 2014 8:53 PM - Statboy: also, how did it create 2 servers?
     
  5. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 9, 2014 4:37 PM - SoL DarkLord: inb4 the pony game I bought vintage last year becomes the gift that just keeps giving.
    Dec 9, 2014 4:41 PM - VintagePC: Thanks for reminding me!
    Dec 9, 2014 4:41 PM - VintagePC toggles on the holiday pony themed trololol on SoL's account
    Dec 9, 2014 4:41 PM - VintagePC sits back and waits for him to find it
    Dec 9, 2014 4:43 PM - SoL DarkLord: No...no... bad vintage.
    Dec 9, 2014 4:44 PM - VintagePC: Oh, I've already conceded I'm getting a small continent's worth of coal this year
    Dec 9, 2014 4:44 PM - VintagePC: but hey, in these times and heating prices, no complaints.
    Dec 9, 2014 4:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: Small continent's... please you're getting enough coal to heat Russia for 3 centuries.
    Dec 9, 2014 4:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: And all of it from Lava.
    Dec 9, 2014 4:50 PM - VintagePC: I'm impressed
    Dec 9, 2014 4:50 PM - VintagePC: that's $19 million worth of coal
    Dec 9, 2014 4:50 PM - VintagePC: at current coal prices and not accounting for the increasing trend in russia's energy usage
    Dec 9, 2014 4:51 PM - VintagePC: losing that much coal puts a serious dent in her world domination plans, I think.
    Dec 9, 2014 4:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: Proabably.
    Dec 9, 2014 4:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: Me, however, not at all... after all, I'm powering my time machine by alcohol.... Problem is I keep drinking the booze.
    Dec 9, 2014 4:54 PM - VintagePC: sadly that's only about a 1 m deep layer that's 51x51m
    Dec 9, 2014 4:54 PM - VintagePC: which fits in a small warehouse
    Dec 9, 2014 4:55 PM - VintagePC: the good news is that russia can be fueled for three centuries by a warehouse full of coal?
    Dec 9, 2014 4:55 PM - VintagePC: lemme double check that math...
    Dec 9, 2014 4:57 PM - VintagePC: 5113kg oil/yr *1.53 kg coal/kg oil *300 years /900kg/m³
    Dec 9, 2014 4:58 PM - VintagePC: = 2607 cubic meters of coal
    Dec 9, 2014 4:58 PM - VintagePC: sqrt(2607) ~~ 51
    Dec 9, 2014 4:58 PM - VintagePC: so yeah
    Dec 9, 2014 5:00 PM - VintagePC: AH
    Dec 9, 2014 5:00 PM - VintagePC: the 5113 is per capita
    Dec 9, 2014 5:01 PM - VintagePC: so it's a small warehouse per person
    Dec 9, 2014 5:01 PM - VintagePC: fuck
    Dec 9, 2014 5:01 PM - VintagePC: actually
    Dec 9, 2014 5:02 PM - VintagePC: that's 2.7 quadrillion dollars worth
    Dec 9, 2014 5:02 PM - VintagePC: I'll take that anyday
    Dec 9, 2014 5:02 PM - VaultBot: it's funny how many features of the forum lets you use any app youw ant
    Dec 9, 2014 5:02 PM - SoL DarkLord: holy hell.... I'm sure if they had that much coal... they wouldn't be here.
    Dec 9, 2014 5:03 PM - VintagePC: if they had that much
    Dec 9, 2014 5:03 PM - VintagePC: they could pay off the us national debt and not bat an eyelash
    Dec 9, 2014 5:03 PM - SoL DarkLord would start a VF4 self sustaining island.
    Dec 9, 2014 5:03 PM - VintagePC: which is only $16 trillion
    Dec 9, 2014 5:04 PM - VintagePC: maybe them hoarding all this coal is the CAUSE of the debt in the first place...
    Dec 9, 2014 5:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: Maybe.
    Dec 9, 2014 5:06 PM - VintagePC: wow
    Dec 9, 2014 5:06 PM - VintagePC: the world equivalent of the GDP is approximately 84 trillion
    Dec 9, 2014 5:07 PM - VintagePC: so the entire world would have to work for 32 years to finance this scheme
    Dec 9, 2014 5:10 PM - VintagePC: So SoL... protip if you want to secure funding for world domination: become the sole energy monopoly in russia for a few tens of years
    Dec 9, 2014 5:10 PM - VintagePC: MERRY SMISMASS
    Dec 9, 2014 5:50 PM - Hexalan: mein gott that is a lot of words
    Dec 9, 2014 7:39 PM - LavaRed: omg I just died a little reading that
    Dec 9, 2014 7:43 PM - VintagePC: geddoudahere you 0.0000000001%er :p
    Dec 9, 2014 7:43 PM - LavaRed: NOWSEEHEREPENGOO!
    Dec 9, 2014 7:44 PM - VintagePC gets out the credit card to order up another box of squishies for the several that just got violently murdered
    Dec 9, 2014 7:44 PM - LavaRed: which reminds me
    Dec 9, 2014 7:44 PM - LavaRed: I need the link to buy more
    Dec 9, 2014 7:44 PM - VaultBot: that episode ""quite a nice blade... i think we have an avid fan.
    Dec 9, 2014 7:44 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Dec 9, 2014 7:45 PM - LavaRed: apparently it's popular at work and everyone is poking the penguin
    Dec 9, 2014 7:45 PM - VintagePC: did you kill it already?
    Dec 9, 2014 7:45 PM - LavaRed: it's belly is getting soft, yea haha
    Dec 9, 2014 7:46 PM - VintagePC: http://www.dx.com/p/stress-reliever...s-doll-black-white-yellow-221100#.VIelyUQVTCU
    Dec 9, 2014 7:46 PM - LavaRed: grassyass!
    Dec 9, 2014 7:47 PM - VintagePC: np :)
    Dec 9, 2014 7:47 PM - LavaRed: omg these things are HYSTERICAL
    Dec 9, 2014 7:47 PM - VintagePC needs to take a trip to lava's work to get poked
    Dec 9, 2014 7:47 PM - LavaRed: I should get a stress P-pee, see if my boss notices :p
    Dec 9, 2014 7:48 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Dec 9, 2014 7:48 PM - VintagePC: poor reechard
    Dec 9, 2014 7:50 PM - LavaRed: I am so getting fired
    Dec 9, 2014 7:51 PM - VintagePC: only if you have them printed as business cards and give them to your kiddie clients
    Dec 9, 2014 7:51 PM - LavaRed: oh see now you're going to hell
    Dec 9, 2014 7:51 PM - VintagePC: ikr?
    Dec 9, 2014 7:52 PM - VintagePC: but hey, I can probably strike a deal on helping cut satan's heating costs with 2.7 quadrillion worth of coal...
    Dec 9, 2014 7:52 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Dec 9, 2014 7:55 PM - LavaRed: you can't have my coal
    Dec 9, 2014 7:55 PM - VaultBot: vaultbot got reported
    Dec 9, 2014 7:55 PM - LavaRed: it's my coal
    Dec 9, 2014 7:55 PM - LavaRed: I cannot take over the world without it
    Dec 9, 2014 7:55 PM - LavaRed: I refuse
    Dec 9, 2014 7:56 PM - VintagePC: well
    Dec 9, 2014 7:56 PM - VintagePC: if you're just gonna hoard it you'll have to wait a few lifetimes for every supply to deplete and then start selling it
    Dec 9, 2014 7:57 PM - VaultBot: you only scored 1 more point than my roll... so more likely it wraps around my body and hangs their limply
    Dec 9, 2014 7:57 PM - LavaRed: oh I don't want to HOARD it
    Dec 9, 2014 7:57 PM - LavaRed: I just don't want YOU to have that power
    Dec 9, 2014 7:58 PM - VintagePC: ... you are a vindictive person
    Dec 9, 2014 7:58 PM - VintagePC: but I'm not exactly breaking news here
    Dec 9, 2014 7:59 PM - VintagePC: we established that loooong ago when reechard first saw my php code...
    Dec 9, 2014 7:59 PM - LavaRed: [​IMG]
    Dec 9, 2014 8:01 PM - VintagePC: off to bed then
    Dec 9, 2014 8:01 PM - VintagePC: 'night
    Dec 9, 2014 8:01 PM - LavaRed: hahaha
    Dec 9, 2014 8:01 PM - VintagePC: don't let the penguins bite
    Dec 9, 2014 8:01 PM - LavaRed: aww Vintage I'm sorry
    Dec 9, 2014 8:01 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Dec 9, 2014 8:01 PM - LavaRed: don't leave on my account
    Dec 9, 2014 8:02 PM - VintagePC: an apology? that's a first
    Dec 9, 2014 8:02 PM - VintagePC: :p
    Dec 9, 2014 8:02 PM - LavaRed: I didn't mean it, I swearz
    Dec 9, 2014 8:02 PM - LavaRed: suck it pengoo :p
    Dec 9, 2014 8:02 PM - VintagePC: I DEMAND MY COAL
    Dec 9, 2014 8:02 PM - LavaRed: NEVAR!
    Dec 9, 2014 8:02 PM - VintagePC: GOOD NIGHT THEN MADAM
    Dec 9, 2014 8:02 PM - LavaRed: deuces satan
    Dec 9, 2014 8:15 PM - Hexalan: so then i said
    Dec 9, 2014 8:15 PM - Hexalan: oatmeal? are you crazy?
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 9, 2014 at 8:29 PM - lonesome killer: Just an FYI, anyone who has my account on League you can remove it from your friends list (Jerry Cherry Pie) it is perma banned
    Dec 9, 2014 at 8:39 PM - Hexalan: lonesome did you get b& for the heinous immorality of being white, male, and/or straight?
    Dec 9, 2014 at 8:44 PM - English: how did you get perma banned?
    Dec 9, 2014 at 9:00 PM - moo_d: holy hell in a handbasket
    Dec 9, 2014 at 9:01 PM - moo_d: they finally banned him for following the rules
    Dec 9, 2014 at 9:01 PM - moo_d: this is fantastic
     
  7. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 9, 2014 at 10:36 PM - lonesome killer: shit talking
    Dec 10, 2014 at 8:50 AM - English: Rofl... you are so bad lonesome
    Dec 10, 2014 at 10:04 AM - Hexalan: !ban english shit talking
    Dec 10, 2014 at 10:13 AM - Statboy: Shit talking can result in perma ban? What a motherfucking, goddamn, crock o' shit; am I right?
    Dec 10, 2014 at 10:59 AM - VaultBot: but like pizza
    Dec 10, 2014 at 10:59 AM - English: Something tells me Stat, that it was more than just "shit talking" I am sure that this has been a chronic issue and more than just the usual "You suck asshole"
    Dec 10, 2014 at 11:27 AM - moo_d: It takes some serious skill to be perma-banned for shit talking instead of inappropriateness
    Dec 10, 2014 at 11:29 AM - moo_d: As my professor just said, "it would have to be morally vacuous"
    Dec 10, 2014 at 11:31 AM - moo_d: though I guess "You suck asshole" is the very definition of "morally vacuous"
    Dec 10, 2014 at 12:05 PM - VaultBot: 5 days lonesome, titanfall hasn't gotten any huge sale that i've seen.
    Dec 10, 2014 at 12:24 PM - English: TC - Reechard - SoL we gonna play tonight?
    Dec 10, 2014 at 5:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yes.
    Dec 10, 2014 at 5:55 PM - VaultBot: make her ass red
    Dec 10, 2014 at 5:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'm sitting here looking for my headset, it's connect to my monitor and Xbox. xD
    Dec 10, 2014 at 6:27 PM - Statboy: TC and English!!! Mumbles pls
    Dec 10, 2014 at 7:09 PM - SoL DarkLord: well I waited until 8.. and I'm so tired, I can't stay up any longer. Stat already left, now it's my turn.
    Dec 10, 2014 at 8:04 PM - LavaRed: did I read that right?
    Dec 10, 2014 at 8:04 PM - LavaRed: lonesome got permabanned for shit talking?
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 10, 2014 10:39 PM - lonesome killer: It's all good
    Dec 10, 2014 10:39 PM - lonesome killer: I got anther account
    Dec 10, 2014 10:44 PM - VaultBot: my attempts to get poked
    Dec 11, 2014 9:20 AM - Statboy: I found a gif of vintage, he appears to be trolling somebody...
    Dec 11, 2014 9:21 AM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Dec 11, 2014 9:21 AM - English: hahaha
    Dec 11, 2014 11:16 AM - VintagePC: dey see me trollin....
    Dec 11, 2014 11:38 AM - VaultBot: i'm officially a government employee yo
    Dec 11, 2014 11:38 AM - Statboy:
    Dec 11, 2014 11:38 AM - VaultBot: besides, i actually have people to figure out it wasn't a human
    Dec 11, 2014 11:38 AM - Statboy: the greatest internet training video ever, it's from 1997
    Dec 11, 2014 4:14 PM - VintagePC: suddenly a wild spazz appears
    Dec 11, 2014 4:21 PM - English rolls 10d10 - Result: 10/3/10/7/8/3/6/9/10/2 = (68) = 68
    Dec 11, 2014 4:33 PM - VaultBot: megajixels and jigabytes
    Dec 11, 2014 8:31 PM - Spazz: Wild Spazz tries to run away!
    Dec 11, 2014 8:37 PM - VaultBot: it's actually pretty impressive if you got time on sundays. i think it's somewhere around 200ppi
    Dec 11, 2014 8:37 PM - SoL DarkLord: it's unsuccessful, when the spazz see Jameson.
    Dec 11, 2014 8:42 PM - VintagePC: <_< >_> ^_^
    Dec 11, 2014 8:57 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Dec 11, 2014 8:57 PM - Hexalan: herp derp
     
  9. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 12, 2014 12:43 PM - VaultBot: pfttt shes finally showed it now.
    Dec 12, 2014 12:44 PM - VaultBot: the corsair vengeance m65 seems to have been doing it wrong lava. you're a government employee now. you could pay your carrier $30 a month, or you can download xposed, which has a framework to disable ads on the youtube app as well.
    Dec 12, 2014 3:34 PM - Reechard: NO U
    Dec 12, 2014 3:42 PM - Hexalan: OH YES REECHARD
    Dec 12, 2014 4:50 PM - Statboy: The artist known as Statboy may or may not be able to attend the get murdered by cheese event (aka Vault 404 fridays). Apologies to those i told that I would see tonight
    Dec 12, 2014 4:51 PM - Hexalan: no stat no!
    Dec 12, 2014 5:05 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Dec 12, 2014 6:23 PM - VaultBot: job vintag
    Dec 12, 2014 6:23 PM - Hexalan: itt flsjw
    Dec 12, 2014 6:23 PM - Hexalan: http://imgur.com/gallery/txVorJn
    Dec 12, 2014 6:58 PM - English: thats all sorts of fucked up
     
  10. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 13, 2014 11:07 AM - VintagePC: wat
    Dec 13, 2014 11:07 AM - VintagePC: well that exploded
    Dec 13, 2014 11:12 AM - VintagePC: Well, this is why we can't have nice things
    Dec 13, 2014 11:13 AM - VintagePC: we take quite a few hours to write up the history in a somewhat tongue-in-cheek format that's easy to digest
    Dec 13, 2014 11:13 AM - VintagePC: specifically because people were interested in it
    Dec 13, 2014 11:13 AM - VintagePC: it's been through several drafts and revisions, and all of the staff saw it first
    Dec 13, 2014 11:14 AM - VintagePC: not /once/ did the word immature come up
    Dec 13, 2014 11:15 AM - VintagePC: except from somebody that's been registered since 2012 and hasn't made a single contribution to VF4 except to bash our work
    Dec 13, 2014 11:15 AM - VintagePC slow claps
    Dec 13, 2014 11:35 AM - moo_d: yo vintage
    Dec 13, 2014 11:35 AM - Hexalan: peopel r smart
    Dec 13, 2014 11:46 AM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Dec 13, 2014 2:41 PM - SoL DarkLord: I wish other family members would actually talk to me before they started messing with other's computers. My sister just removed something my grandpa used regularly, without thinking about it, or asking about it.
    Dec 13, 2014 6:56 PM - LavaRed: hello mentlegen :p
    Dec 13, 2014 6:58 PM - Statboy: ma'am
    Dec 13, 2014 6:59 PM - LavaRed: boystats!
    Dec 13, 2014 6:59 PM - LavaRed: why ist thou not in mumble?
    Dec 13, 2014 7:05 PM - LavaRed: moo! I see you lurking...
    Dec 13, 2014 7:09 PM - VaultBot: that had something to you. you can go fuck yourself now and die in a fire
    Dec 13, 2014 7:09 PM - Hexalan: >statgirl
    Dec 13, 2014 7:10 PM - Statboy: Hexalady
    Dec 13, 2014 7:10 PM - Hexalan: hexalan is a girl, guise
     
  11. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 14, 2014 at 1:53 AM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh...
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:44 AM - LavaRed: damn hex
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:45 AM - Hexalan: hi lava
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:46 AM - LavaRed: the vocab..much sexi
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:46 AM - Hexalan: obby
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:47 AM - Statboy: So can the vault go on springer yet?
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:48 AM - LavaRed: absolutely not..we may be dysfunctional, but as long as my license to practice is valid, we should be classy enough to stay off of springer lol
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:49 AM - Statboy: how bout on Steve, that guy is sexy
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:49 AM - VaultBot: like forehead to chin
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:49 AM - LavaRed: who's steve?
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:50 AM - Statboy: That was springers on set body guard, who then got his own "springer style" show
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:50 AM - Statboy: Steve Wilko's I think
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:51 AM - Statboy:
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:52 AM - LavaRed: dear lord
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:52 AM - LavaRed: this is why we can't have nice things
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:52 AM - Statboy: lol
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:52 AM - Hexalan: "ooooooooooooooooooooh" track
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:54 AM - LavaRed: so I'm writing this paper on authoritative prenting and self-esteem, and a classmate tries to counter my research with how kids should all be given a participation award just for showing up
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:54 AM - VaultBot: the government can't really say both, she isn't eligible for financial aid because the pixels are so dense on a side note, now we're on the other team. i stairstabbed him then stabbed him when he was going after our medic.
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:54 AM - LavaRed: and I replied blah blah entitlement generation blah blah
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:55 AM - LavaRed: so she said clearly my child must be an overachiever because I don't believe those who don't work hard should be rewarded
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:55 AM - Hexalan: we say kids these days
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:55 AM - LavaRed: I'm sorry...but what?
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:55 AM - VaultBot: steve wilko&#039;s i think that was meant for both vint and zirk
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:55 AM - Hexalan: and it's the the generation before that makes them that way
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:55 AM - LavaRed: all too true hex
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:56 AM - LavaRed: you live with it...how many of your friends were raised entitled?
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:56 AM - Statboy: However bad we are, the hippies were worse. That's not just a hippy joke either, talk about entitled idiots that have no ability to think for themselves
    Dec 14, 2014 at 10:56 AM - Hexalan: related: the American Dream: "with opportunity for each according to his ability or achievement"
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:00 AM - Statboy: It really makes me mad that even though I've worked hard to get raises and now I make about $13 an hour, that people on welfare that don't work make more than me.
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:02 AM - LavaRed: agreed, your salary should have fluxuated with the changing minimum wage
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:03 AM - Statboy: it does, every time minimum wage goes up I get a cost of living raise on top my yearly raise
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:03 AM - Statboy: http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapot...ays-more-than-minimum-wage-work-in-35-states/
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:05 AM - LavaRed: Ah yes I see what y ou're saying now
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:06 AM - Statboy: It's sad to think that Bill Clinton was the last president that left a positive change on our welfare state
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:07 AM - LavaRed: One thing to remember though, is that those welfare numbers are contingent upon geography and family size
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:08 AM - LavaRed: obviously the food stamp benefits where I am wouldn't be enough to cover groceries for even half a month in Hawaii or NYC
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:08 AM - Statboy: I know, in my first apartment I lived around several women that had 5-6 foster children that they never looked after. They did it just to make more from welfare
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:09 AM - LavaRed: This is what I like about my state...we have strict policies in place which hinder that ability to pilfer funds from fosters
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:10 AM - Statboy: I agree with President Cleveland when he said it's not the governments place to provide welfare. The success or failure of a capitalist society rest's on the goodness of it's people to help each other out
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:12 AM - Statboy: Which in my county actually happens, we used to have a government program were farmers kids could eat at school for free. Now we don't get state money for that, instead people donate to the school to fund the program
    Dec 14, 2014 at 11:12 AM - LavaRed: I like that Stat!
    Dec 14, 2014 at 3:38 PM - Amanmegaman: Here is something to brighten everyones day
    Dec 14, 2014 at 3:39 PM - Hexalan: >mfw the university of chicago sends me a email with the subject "reaction gif"
    Dec 14, 2014 at 3:39 PM - Hexalan: >and at the end of the email it links to a .webm
    Dec 14, 2014 at 3:42 PM - Amanmegaman: wow
    Dec 14, 2014 at 4:12 PM - Cheese4Everyone: All hail the d10 of gift giving!
    Dec 14, 2014 at 4:14 PM - Hexalan wants to roll 999 dice but we can only afford 25...
    Dec 14, 2014 at 4:14 PM - Hexalan rolls 25d999999 - Result: 32938/787186/949676/173003/973212/217320/841593/669353/205478/392386/412508/359956/505937/569210/18622/108742/174510/614402/419047/305434/893362/42847/750982/549342/716261 = (11683307) = 11683307
    Dec 14, 2014 at 4:14 PM - Hexalan: hmmm
    Dec 14, 2014 at 4:14 PM - Hexalan rolls 25d9999999999999 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
    Dec 14, 2014 at 4:15 PM - Hexalan rolls 25d2147000000 - Result: 1846539197/889724045/1723587474/1500138790/1359295793/888236124/894360873/1877291072/1049096965/248985521/1114038697/74089998/1064598741/1658748356/1902285605/2144728963/1784840016/181157656/1200153461/1814316695/141488206/16872977/928729834/395616018/821518072 = (27520439149) = 27520439149
    Dec 14, 2014 at 4:16 PM - Hexalan rolls 1d20+36 - Result: 15 = (15+36) = 51
    Dec 14, 2014 at 6:07 PM - VintagePC: pfft, we all know cheese has a novelty D10 that always rolls 1. :D
    Dec 14, 2014 at 6:07 PM - Hexalan: me think d12 are best die
    Dec 14, 2014 at 6:08 PM - VaultBot: if i should give this funny kid that applied a job...
    Dec 14, 2014 at 6:08 PM - Hexalan: me have speshul bag of d12 chits that has only 11 1's
     
  12. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 14, 2014 10:46 PM - moo_d rolls 1d20 - Result: 15 = (15) = 15
    Dec 14, 2014 10:47 PM - moo_d: d20's are what's up
    Dec 15, 2014 9:03 AM - Statboy: for those of you who like minecraft and/or TF2. Now introducing Mine Fortress/ Team Craft
    Dec 15, 2014 9:03 AM - Statboy: https://www.blocknload.com/
    Dec 15, 2014 9:20 AM - moo_d: I think Mine Fortress is more entertaining
    Dec 15, 2014 9:37 AM - Statboy: Woohoo I got a beta key
    Dec 15, 2014 12:21 PM - lonesome killer: Ace of Spades did it first STatboy
    Dec 15, 2014 12:23 PM - Statboy: Ace of Spades did it poorly though, Block N Load does it much better
    Dec 15, 2014 12:25 PM - lonesome killer: Meh, I'm saving my money for GTA V
    Dec 15, 2014 12:49 PM - Statboy: block n load is free
    Dec 15, 2014 12:57 PM - VaultBot: wow, not by a landslide
    Dec 15, 2014 12:57 PM - lonesome killer: The beta is free
    Dec 15, 2014 12:58 PM - lonesome killer: I'll try the beta
    Dec 15, 2014 5:37 PM - Hexalan: http://imgur.com/gallery/zduJT
    Dec 15, 2014 6:06 PM - moo_d: hexalan, that's the best
    Dec 15, 2014 7:33 PM - VaultBot: oh i don&#039;t want you to find that 18 year old girl who is suing her parents stating that they should have fluxuated with the changing minimum wage
    Dec 15, 2014 7:33 PM - LavaRed: rawr
    Dec 15, 2014 7:34 PM - Hexalan: no u
    Dec 15, 2014 7:34 PM - LavaRed: perhaps
    Dec 15, 2014 7:35 PM - LavaRed: It's been a long day and my brain is fried
    Dec 15, 2014 7:37 PM - Hexalan: >scandalous
    Dec 15, 2014 7:37 PM - Hexalan:
    Dec 15, 2014 7:38 PM - LavaRed: it's a fruitful word
     
  13. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 16, 2014 8:37 AM - English: goob morning bawks
    Dec 16, 2014 9:27 AM - Hexalan: goob morning inglesh
    Dec 16, 2014 9:28 AM - VaultBot: it&#039;s unsuccessful, when the lady is giving you a blowjob it gives you a 97
    Dec 16, 2014 9:28 AM - Statboy: What no good morning for statboy, how dare you
    Dec 16, 2014 9:30 AM - Statboy: My damn boss sent me home from work today, apparently throwing up is not allowed in a doctors office...
    Dec 16, 2014 9:51 AM - Hexalan: those damn liberals in congress
    Dec 16, 2014 9:51 AM - Hexalan: maybe my vomit is made of antibodies and bacterial supplements, thank you very much
    Dec 16, 2014 9:55 AM - Statboy: lol
    Dec 16, 2014 10:39 AM - English: Thanks Obama
    Dec 16, 2014 10:40 AM - VaultBot: how can i work for the sake of drama, got is much grittier and dirtier drama
    Dec 16, 2014 10:42 AM - English: False
    Dec 16, 2014 11:12 AM - Hexalan: [something about books, kids these days, and fahrenheit451]
    Dec 16, 2014 11:52 AM - English: "Get off my lawn" -Old Man StatBoy
    Dec 16, 2014 12:03 PM - Hexalan: "Get off my lawn" - StatOldMan's Sentry Guns
    Dec 16, 2014 12:31 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Dec 16, 2014 12:35 PM - Statboy: #oldmanstat; lets get me trending on twitter, i could be the next idiot with his own tv show
    Dec 16, 2014 12:38 PM - Hexalan: new minesweeper high score
    Dec 16, 2014 12:39 PM - Hexalan: still to be seen if arcade decides to record it
    Dec 16, 2014 1:15 PM - lonesome killer: Twitter is the worst thing ever. No joke
    Dec 16, 2014 1:15 PM - lonesome killer: I've seen people having discussions and near the end of each post they have to put "#cont" Because they have so much to say it takes about 5 Twitter posts to finish
    Dec 16, 2014 1:16 PM - lonesome killer: If you have a lot to say and Twitter has a limit on what you can say, then why are you using it?
    Dec 16, 2014 5:38 PM - African Grey: I am in space and you all should too. Because space.
    Dec 16, 2014 5:56 PM - Hexalan: spess muhreens
    Dec 16, 2014 6:01 PM - Reechard: BATTUL BROTHARS
    Dec 16, 2014 6:04 PM - African Grey: I mean you all should get like Darkwing Duck and get dangerous.
    Dec 16, 2014 6:05 PM - LavaRed: I feel like alcohol is contributing to this conversation
    Dec 16, 2014 6:05 PM - African Grey: not yet.
    Dec 16, 2014 6:05 PM - African Grey: thanks for the reminder though. I need to find a corkscrew
    Dec 16, 2014 6:06 PM - LavaRed: no prob
    Dec 16, 2014 6:06 PM - African Grey: The joke I'm making is that Elite: Dangerous just came out and I've been in space all day but Elton John was right and it's lonely.
    Dec 16, 2014 6:07 PM - African Grey: SPACE
    Dec 16, 2014 6:09 PM - VaultBot: any person will always be a 4k or 2k screen is really just slighlty larger than 1080p
    Dec 16, 2014 6:09 PM - LavaRed: spaaaaaace
    Dec 16, 2014 6:10 PM - VaultBot: just smokey is a new damage type in this one ""somebody kick vintage i think he's broken
    Dec 16, 2014 6:10 PM - African Grey: this game makes me feel dandy
    Dec 16, 2014 6:17 PM - Hexalan: TODEH DA ENEMEH IS AT OUA DOA
    Dec 16, 2014 6:25 PM - English: hi
    Dec 16, 2014 6:28 PM - Hexalan: >red star first thing in intro
    Dec 16, 2014 6:28 PM - Hexalan: >not about glorious peace-loving pesants and workers of the soviet in space
    Dec 16, 2014 6:28 PM - Hexalan: >actually a jap cartoon
    Dec 16, 2014 6:31 PM - African Grey: pls
    Dec 16, 2014 6:31 PM - African Grey: mostly that show is about boobies
    Dec 16, 2014 6:31 PM - Hexalan: yes
    Dec 16, 2014 6:31 PM - Hexalan: jap boobies
    Dec 16, 2014 6:32 PM - Hexalan: not glorious peace-loving peasant/worker boobies
    Dec 16, 2014 6:32 PM - Ragnorok: *peeks in*
    Dec 16, 2014 6:32 PM - African Grey: no boobies is the name of a space restaurant that the main character loves going to.
    Dec 16, 2014 6:33 PM - Hexalan: yes
    Dec 16, 2014 6:33 PM - Hexalan: jap restaurant named boobies in space
    Dec 16, 2014 6:34 PM - VaultBot: well not really a farce but a shady advertising trick because most things are
    Dec 16, 2014 6:34 PM - Hexalan: not glorious peace-loving peasant/worker refectory full of loyal marxist-leninist grown potatoes and borscht in space
    Dec 16, 2014 6:35 PM - VaultBot: i&#039;m officially a government employee yo
    Dec 16, 2014 6:35 PM - African Grey:
    Dec 16, 2014 6:35 PM - Hexalan:
    Dec 16, 2014 6:37 PM - lonesome killer: Mario has some communist subtleties in the games, even though his producers are Japanese. The red star in Space Dandy may be a hint from other Communist supporters in Japan.
    Dec 16, 2014 6:38 PM - VaultBot: well if shes drunk then shes now a
    Dec 16, 2014 6:38 PM - lonesome killer: Mario's hat looks like a common worker's hat, his signature weapon is a hammer which is a symbol of communism, and after you reach each castle you raise a white flag with a red star on it
    Dec 16, 2014 6:40 PM - African Grey: where do the boobies come in?
    Dec 16, 2014 6:42 PM - lonesome killer: Speaking of boobies, in Japan the sound for squeezing boobs is called "puff-puff"
    Dec 16, 2014 6:42 PM - lonesome killer: There was a reference in this in Dragon Quest, but was censored in the American games. The 1st game to have it uncensored was the PS2 game
    Dec 16, 2014 6:42 PM - lonesome killer: When the main character closed his eyese to get a "puff-puff" from a maid, he awoke to having the 2 blue slimes rubbed against his head
    Dec 16, 2014 6:43 PM - VaultBot: vintages first attempt at creating sentient life ends in a state of idk yet. gibrex is going vaultbot...
    Dec 16, 2014 6:43 PM - Hexalan: bruh
    Dec 16, 2014 6:43 PM - Hexalan: don't link directly from google search
    Dec 16, 2014 6:43 PM - VaultBot: because free public wifi is like 1,000 mph
    Dec 16, 2014 6:43 PM - lonesome killer: [​IMG]
    Dec 16, 2014 6:44 PM - lonesome killer: [​IMG]
    Dec 16, 2014 6:45 PM - lonesome killer: Dont tell me how to Internet Hexalan. I was interneting before you were out of 3rd grade
    Dec 16, 2014 6:45 PM - VaultBot: i propose we rename bawks to d&dbawks
    Dec 16, 2014 6:45 PM - Hexalan: no u
    Dec 16, 2014 6:45 PM - Hexalan: u r teh newfeg
    Dec 16, 2014 6:45 PM - lonesome killer: LE PUFF PUFF
    Dec 16, 2014 6:45 PM - Hexalan: u r a hipy
    Dec 16, 2014 6:46 PM - VaultBot: get your d&d shiznit away from my box!
    Dec 16, 2014 6:46 PM - Hexalan: i did ur mum
    Dec 16, 2014 6:46 PM - lonesome killer: Vaultbot is possessed
    Dec 16, 2014 6:46 PM - VaultBot: well... they still did decide to name it off of something else
    Dec 16, 2014 6:46 PM - Ragnorok: wow vaultbot is having a personality disorder
    Dec 16, 2014 6:47 PM - VaultBot: get your d&d shiznit away from my box!
    Dec 16, 2014 6:47 PM - Ragnorok: ...
    Dec 16, 2014 6:47 PM - Ragnorok: an echo?
    Dec 16, 2014 6:52 PM - VaultBot: on ings are shot in 4k there's rumors the note 4 may claptrap as
    Dec 16, 2014 6:52 PM - Ragnorok: so...anyone still play league?
    Dec 16, 2014 6:56 PM - African Grey: sometimes
    Dec 16, 2014 6:58 PM - Ragnorok: thinking about tryin kalista, any tips?
    Dec 16, 2014 7:00 PM - VaultBot: not necessarily - one of the carrier crap
    Dec 16, 2014 7:00 PM - Ragnorok: trying to figure out the whole soulbound thing
    Dec 16, 2014 7:00 PM - VaultBot: there's a point where the pixel density decreases
    Dec 16, 2014 7:00 PM - VaultBot: peopel r smart
    Dec 16, 2014 7:09 PM - Hexalan: step 1: stop playing league
    Dec 16, 2014 7:11 PM - LavaRed: oh shushy hex
    Dec 16, 2014 7:12 PM - Hexalan: guaranteed 1 step program to not stressing over league characters
    Dec 16, 2014 7:13 PM - LavaRed: avoidance is not always the most reliable of coping mechanisms
    Dec 16, 2014 7:14 PM - Hexalan: radical freedom!
    Dec 16, 2014 7:14 PM - Hexalan: woo!
    Dec 16, 2014 7:14 PM - Hexalan: radical freedom!
     
  14. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 17, 2014 2:49 AM - SoL DarkLord: Geooooooooooooood morning people of the Vault. Welcome to another day of hiding from the sun, by working from 7 AM TO 7 PM.
    Dec 17, 2014 2:49 AM - SoL DarkLord: Brought to you by, that company, that pays you minimum wage, and if they could, they'd pay you less.
    Dec 17, 2014 7:54 AM - Hexalan: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
    Dec 17, 2014 12:59 PM - Statboy: So apparently there is a small town in my area called Climax Springs
    Dec 17, 2014 1:00 PM - Statboy: Apart from that name for a city being WTF, there HS cheerleaders uniforms just say CLIMAX on them
    Dec 17, 2014 1:00 PM - Statboy: They were in my town today at the walmart, where I witnessed 5 shopping cart accidents as they walked by people.
    Dec 17, 2014 1:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: So it's wednesday... Do I need to make sure we're going to do something tonight?
    Dec 17, 2014 1:51 PM - Statboy: talked with english he's good to go, haven't heard from TC/Reechard in weeks though
    Dec 17, 2014 2:16 PM - English: i tried messaging TC
    Dec 17, 2014 2:16 PM - English: havent gotten anything from him. I am ready to play :)
    Dec 17, 2014 2:30 PM - English: TC is a no go
    Dec 17, 2014 2:30 PM - English: if you want I can play his character for the time being just as an NPC
    Dec 17, 2014 2:30 PM - English: no roleplaying though. just basically as a cohort
    Dec 17, 2014 2:33 PM - English: or one of you can play him. or we can find another person to fill in
    Dec 17, 2014 3:03 PM - Statboy: any word from Reechardo?
    Dec 17, 2014 3:23 PM - English: narp
    Dec 17, 2014 4:05 PM - Iceh: vintage fix my mumble
    Dec 17, 2014 4:06 PM - Hexalan: english do my video for me
    Dec 17, 2014 4:07 PM - Iceh: vintage you posted to quotes that takes money off the amount i owe :D cuz you used "my" thread ;)
    Dec 17, 2014 4:09 PM - English: what do you need done hex?
    Dec 17, 2014 4:10 PM - Hexalan: engrish....do my video for me
    Dec 17, 2014 4:11 PM - Hexalan: unrelated: have i seen this on here before?
    Dec 17, 2014 4:11 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Dec 17, 2014 4:12 PM - English: well... can't help you if you don't tell me what you need
    Dec 17, 2014 4:13 PM - VaultBot: so it's wednesday... do i need to find a reason to use @English in every post :p
    Dec 17, 2014 4:14 PM - VaultBot: english do my video for me
    Dec 17, 2014 4:14 PM - English: kbai going home all
    Dec 17, 2014 4:14 PM - Hexalan: back in mah day
    Dec 17, 2014 4:15 PM - Hexalan: mah day, being, like 3 months ago
    Dec 17, 2014 4:15 PM - Hexalan: vaultbot said that.
    Dec 17, 2014 4:15 PM - Hexalan: but now he doesn't, and no one remembers
    Dec 17, 2014 4:17 PM - VaultBot: lonesome, i'm beginning to wonder if you are doing a great thing helping your sister you can be happy doing anything. i'd be happy with that :)
    Dec 17, 2014 6:36 PM - Amanmegaman: So how has everyones day been
    Dec 17, 2014 6:42 PM - deskmice: good
    Dec 17, 2014 6:43 PM - deskmice: Practicing for the preliminary pro tour qualifier this weekend
    Dec 17, 2014 6:43 PM - deskmice: Magic the gathering
    Dec 17, 2014 6:51 PM - Amanmegaman: nice got my wisdom teeth out today
    Dec 17, 2014 6:54 PM - Amanmegaman: and it is also my birthday
    Dec 17, 2014 7:29 PM - Hexalan: >shoutbawks
    Dec 17, 2014 7:29 PM - Hexalan: >deskmice
    Dec 17, 2014 7:29 PM - Hexalan: Nice pink, Amenegabenmanegg.
    Dec 17, 2014 7:30 PM - Amanmegaman: THANK YOU
     
  15. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 18, 2014 11:08 AM - Reechard: nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Dec 18, 2014 11:16 AM - VintagePC: WHY IS ALL THE WHISKEY GONE?
    Dec 18, 2014 11:27 AM - Hexalan: I DRANK IT ALL
    Dec 18, 2014 12:19 PM - English: PASS DA WHISKEY
    Dec 18, 2014 12:20 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Dec 18, 2014 12:20 PM - Statboy: STEAM SALE!!!
    Dec 18, 2014 12:35 PM - English: [​IMG]
    Dec 18, 2014 1:10 PM - Hexalan: oh shit ya that's today
    Dec 18, 2014 1:24 PM - Hexalan: holy shit creeper world is on steam?
    Dec 18, 2014 3:42 PM - Ach Hans Run!: The GabeNing has commenced. Farewell wallet.
    Dec 18, 2014 4:10 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Dec 18, 2014 4:11 PM - English: lol
    Dec 18, 2014 5:50 PM - VaultBot: being a paper white kid with a southern accent. never allowed to repeat anything from music i listen to lol
    Dec 18, 2014 5:51 PM - Statboy: Here I thought VB was brown, who knew. Now he's not only white he's southern
     
  16. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 19, 2014 1:38 AM - SoL DarkLord goes sees a game for who I got is on sale, and goes and buys it now.
    Dec 19, 2014 11:46 AM - Iceh: is mumble not online?
    Dec 19, 2014 11:51 AM - Statboy: i can get in just fine
    Dec 19, 2014 11:51 AM - Statboy: are you using the newish IP and port? they changed maybe 6-8 months ago i think
    Dec 19, 2014 12:12 PM - Iceh: :O
    Dec 19, 2014 12:13 PM - Iceh: reechard FINXED IT :D
    Dec 19, 2014 12:13 PM - Iceh: FIXXED*
    Dec 19, 2014 12:27 PM - English: :) You can actually get on our mumble Iceh?
    Dec 19, 2014 12:29 PM - English: i see you on the server list. Very nice :)
    Dec 19, 2014 12:29 PM - Hexalan: <><>
    Dec 19, 2014 12:33 PM - Reechard: I am reechard. I make things go.
    Dec 19, 2014 12:33 PM - Reechard: I look for things to make things go.
    Dec 19, 2014 4:36 PM - LavaRed: so quiet up in here
    Dec 19, 2014 4:43 PM - VintagePC: GAH, MY EARS! SHHHHHHHHHHH!
    Dec 19, 2014 4:46 PM - VaultBot: but significant figures inherently suggests that x=y
    Dec 19, 2014 4:46 PM - LavaRed: [​IMG]
    Dec 19, 2014 5:22 PM - VaultBot: vintage the vaultbot?
    Dec 19, 2014 5:39 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: So i finally beat all of gta 4 and the dlc types... pretty epic set of games
    Dec 19, 2014 6:08 PM - lonesome killer: Oh hey, yeah, everyone's playing GTA 5 now
     
  17. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 20, 2014 10:33 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: yes i know lonesome, waiting for pc edition.. not buying it twice
    Dec 20, 2014 11:20 AM - Statboy: GTA IV was fun, at first I hated the whole dates/bromances thing, until I went to the comedy clubs.
    Dec 20, 2014 11:20 AM - Statboy: Ricky Gervais and that black guy were hilarious
    Dec 20, 2014 11:21 AM - Statboy: side note, who was the black comedian that did standup on GTA IV?
    Dec 20, 2014 4:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: idk, i hated those dates or w/e i usually didn't do them or thank god i was doing a mission
    Dec 20, 2014 6:13 PM - SoL DarkLord: Katt Williams, is the guy stat.
    Dec 20, 2014 6:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh...
    Dec 20, 2014 6:48 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: so started playing far cry 3 ... just been running around skinning shit and capture outposts and getting radio towers... apparently i have friends to save though
    Dec 20, 2014 7:04 PM - SoL DarkLord: I was the same way in Shadow of Mordor.
     
  18. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 20, 2014 10:02 PM - Ragnorok: so we have a dog now
    Dec 20, 2014 10:07 PM - lonesome killer: Prepare for shit on the floor
    Dec 20, 2014 10:35 PM - lonesome killer: Dumb and Dumber To is amazing. I hope it doesnt take another 20 years for a sequel
    Dec 20, 2014 10:35 PM - Hexalan: greetings from a shady condo in florida
    Dec 20, 2014 10:43 PM - VaultBot: seems to be the one everyones talking about it since they
    Dec 20, 2014 10:43 PM - Hexalan: suddenly everyone has insurgency
    Dec 20, 2014 11:18 PM - lonesome killer: HEY HARRY, WANNA HEAR THE 2ND MOST ANNOYING SOUND IN THE WORLD?
    Dec 20, 2014 11:18 PM - Hexalan: [the sound of a hippie yelling on the internet.mp3]
    Dec 20, 2014 11:20 PM - lonesome killer: No, much better
    Dec 20, 2014 11:22 PM - Hexalan: [the sound of valve getting all of the money]
    Dec 20, 2014 11:30 PM - Hexalan: unrelated: Look! It's Lava!
    Dec 20, 2014 11:30 PM - Hexalan: http://imgur.com/gallery/Lnc1I
    Dec 21, 2014 5:50 AM - Ephex: sup nerds
    Dec 21, 2014 7:04 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: bought hammer watch for a buck or w/e pretty good from what the free alpha used to be
    Dec 21, 2014 8:28 AM - Ephex: After almost 6 years of being a distant member of FFN and VF4 I finally donated. :^)
    Dec 21, 2014 11:23 AM - VintagePC: :D
    Dec 21, 2014 11:23 AM - Hexalan: <><>
    Dec 21, 2014 1:47 PM - Ephex: Who do I talk to about getting in on some of these tabletop games? lava or reechard?
    Dec 21, 2014 2:50 PM - VaultBot: i&#039;m officially a government employee yo
    Dec 21, 2014 2:50 PM - English: Me :)
    Dec 21, 2014 2:50 PM - English: Ephex
    Dec 21, 2014 3:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yea... Engrish is currently our GM until Vintage is ready to take it back.
    Dec 21, 2014 4:56 PM - Hexalan: "Likes: Pot and girls with low self-esteem"
    Dec 21, 2014 5:15 PM - Iceh: LOL
    Dec 21, 2014 5:15 PM - Iceh: Vintage Reechard fixed my mumble !
    Dec 21, 2014 5:15 PM - Iceh: now i can pest people 24/7
    Dec 21, 2014 5:28 PM - Arron Dominion: You will thank me later for the absurdity this Christmas song turned rap (Santa Claus Coming to Town) that I managed to find:
    Dec 21, 2014 5:39 PM - VintagePC: I know he did iceh
    Dec 21, 2014 5:39 PM - VintagePC: he was talking to me in the background ;P
    Dec 21, 2014 5:39 PM - VintagePC: now we can ban you again :p
     
  19. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 22, 2014 at 2:27 AM - SoL DarkLord: http://i.imgur.com/RB2MqjZ.jpg
    Dec 22, 2014 at 10:02 AM - Cheese4Everyone: Moring bawks
    Dec 22, 2014 at 10:15 AM - English: goob morning
    Dec 22, 2014 at 10:40 AM - Hexalan: herp derp
    Dec 22, 2014 at 11:20 AM - lonesome killer: Every time I see Ferengi in Star Trek I imagine English being in the episode
    Dec 22, 2014 at 11:41 AM - SoL DarkLord: Good morning folks... i'm ready for my day to be over today.
    Dec 22, 2014 at 11:55 AM - VaultBot: not by zero but by an unknown quantity
    Dec 22, 2014 at 11:55 AM - Ephex: okay English do we meet up for these games I assume
    Dec 22, 2014 at 12:11 PM - Ephex: if you want, we can talk in PMs or something since I sleep during the day and I'm not awake for long
    Dec 22, 2014 at 12:35 PM - Statboy: Ephex, drop in on new years eve, i think we're planning on meeting then. Farside is also going to drop in, i've been trying to talk him into joining as well
    Dec 22, 2014 at 12:53 PM - Ephex: Alright will do
    Dec 22, 2014 at 1:15 PM - English: Not gonna be around Statboy on Newyears Eve...
    Dec 22, 2014 at 1:20 PM - Reechard: yeah no, I'm out too, I'm in OH workin on the server, visiting the folks
    Dec 22, 2014 at 1:21 PM - SoL DarkLord: and now i can get drunk without worrying about messing up anything... yay!
    Dec 22, 2014 at 1:26 PM - SoL DarkLord: this jusr in, in the first two weeks of december 187 million hours were spent on the Xbox One.
    Dec 22, 2014 at 2:15 PM - lonesome killer: 90 million were probably spent just waiting in the Halo queues to find a match since they broke it so bad
    Dec 22, 2014 at 3:26 PM - Statboy: What time are we meeting up 2night for Vaultmass?
    Dec 22, 2014 at 3:27 PM - English: check the OP stat ;)
    Dec 22, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Hexalan: eyy wazzupppppp
    Dec 22, 2014 at 6:30 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Hey lava if you have a moment would you hop into mumble?
    Dec 22, 2014 at 6:30 PM - Cheese4Everyone: If you are busy it's not super important though
    Dec 22, 2014 at 6:31 PM - Cheese4Everyone: So no worries.
    Dec 22, 2014 at 8:11 PM - VintagePC: damnit stat, you e-stalking my posts ?:p
     
  20. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Dec 23, 2014 at 10:01 AM - Reechard: breakin servers
    Dec 23, 2014 at 10:01 AM - Reechard: so I can fix them again
    Dec 23, 2014 at 10:02 AM - VaultBot: complete warrior samurai is a base class from one of you can do
    Dec 23, 2014 at 10:02 AM - Reechard: so I can break them again
    Dec 23, 2014 at 10:06 AM - VintagePC: wohoo
    Dec 23, 2014 at 10:06 AM - VintagePC: go reechard
    Dec 23, 2014 at 10:06 AM - VaultBot: theres at least 10 that i've found, and only a 1-2 of those are not op
    Dec 23, 2014 at 10:06 AM - VintagePC: enjoy the finer perks of the job :p
    Dec 23, 2014 at 1:14 PM - VaultBot: that's the bit that accounts for the random crashes and disconnects
    Dec 23, 2014 at 1:14 PM - Statboy: Crap vint is onto my e-stalking habits, i should turn off the webcam i had installed in his house
    Dec 23, 2014 at 1:15 PM - Statboy: http://www.calacademy.org/explore-science/live-penguin-cams
    Dec 23, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VintagePC: MY CHRISTMAS PARTY
    Dec 23, 2014 at 1:16 PM - VintagePC: YOU BASTARD
    Dec 23, 2014 at 2:22 PM - English: hai
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:12 PM - Statboy: I got a card game called Munchkins for xmas today, i've heard people here talk about it, is it any good?
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:41 PM - theLumberJack: I've heard good things
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:41 PM - theLumberJack: I've never played it though
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:45 PM - Reechard: Munchkin is awesome and hilarious
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:45 PM - Reechard: it basically takes D&D min-maxing and turns it into a card gaem
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:45 PM - Reechard: it's ruthless, backstabbing, and I like it a lot
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:46 PM - VaultBot: ergo... if you understand the stats _first_ you will know how many features of the forum lets
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:46 PM - English: Reechard = Ruthless Backstabbing Min-Maxing DnD Bastard :p
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:47 PM - Statboy: sounds awesome
    Dec 23, 2014 at 3:52 PM - theLumberJack: Reechard plays spy, of course he is
    Dec 23, 2014 at 4:58 PM - VaultBot: all i know is she is going to be playing with zirk?
    Dec 23, 2014 at 4:58 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: fucking.... gaming..... funk!!!!
     
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