Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 18, 2015 at 11:41 PM - lonesome killer: Gunt - Gut cunt
    Aug 19, 2015 at 10:46 AM - Hexalan: yes lonesome
    Aug 19, 2015 at 10:47 AM - Hexalan: and a selfie is when you take a picture of yourself
    Aug 19, 2015 at 11:32 AM - TimeCrush: lmao
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:18 PM - TimeCrush: I'd like an mmo that everybody is playing
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:18 PM - TimeCrush: Like, crazy amount of people, with a hard grind.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:29 PM - VaultBot: you're a government employee yo
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:29 PM - Hexalan: runescape
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:32 PM - VaultBot: class descriptions vintage in the handbook
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:32 PM - Hexalan: if you really want it to be hard you could play archeage
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:44 PM - English: Oh you want a hard grind TC? Play Eve
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:44 PM - English: You will be grinding for months
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:50 PM - TimeCrush: I played Eve off and on for a couple yeras.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:50 PM - TimeCrush: years*
    Aug 19, 2015 at 12:51 PM - TimeCrush: If I can log off, and the grind continues, I don't feel thats a grind.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:00 PM - English: yeah well when it takes you 6 months just to do something more than basic cruisers and battle cruisers it is still plenty a grind
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:05 PM - TimeCrush: Alright then, I'll rephrase. I want to play the game while I grind.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:09 PM - TimeCrush: If anything, since its a time based grind, it feels like a paywall for much needed skills. "These rookie skills take 3 months to train" read as, $45 to begin play.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:12 PM - Hexalan: runescape doesn't do pay-to-win
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:34 PM - TimeCrush: Haven't played that since like 8th grade.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:34 PM - English: Well the unfortunate thing is, there isn't even a way to pay to advance your skills quicker in Eve...
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:35 PM - English: You want to be able to fly ships that can cloak? We will see you in 4 weeks while you train all the requisite skills
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:35 PM - TimeCrush: Yeah, that just got a little frustrating. Id be fine with it taking 4 weeks to earn that upgrade, but let me earn it, don't just let the month tick by.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:36 PM - English: Oh you want to fly battle ships? Okay we will see you in the spring
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:36 PM - English: So yes it is a paywall. but the wall exists no matter how much you pay
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:36 PM - English: there is no pay to have the wall disappear
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:36 PM - TimeCrush: Right, so its a timed release paywall.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:39 PM - English: But then there is the upside of if you play enough you could in theory not have to pay for your game time with real money
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:59 PM - VaultBot: :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:59 PM - TimeCrush: I've never come close, but have heard its possible
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:59 PM - TimeCrush: At that point though, I feel ike your playing no matter if you've gotta pay or not.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 1:59 PM - TimeCrush: You just love the game then.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:01 PM - TimeCrush: And woah, when did RS not cost $5 a month? That sub price was lunch money central back then.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:01 PM - Hexalan: uh
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:01 PM - Hexalan: f2p is perfectly fine, in my opinion
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:02 PM - Hexalan: jagex has always been very militant about pay-to-win
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:03 PM - NameIsName: hey french
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:03 PM - NameIsName: i mean english
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:04 PM - NameIsName: ENNNGLISHHHH
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:06 PM - NameIsName: oh btw, time crush you still here?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:06 PM - French: No.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:07 PM - NameIsName: je ne comprends pas francais
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:07 PM - NameIsName: parle francais si vous plait
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:07 PM - NameIsName: anglais*
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:07 PM - VaultBot: *ducks from the sharp object that lava throws
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:07 PM - French: quoi?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:07 PM - French: je ne parle pas francais
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:08 PM - NameIsName: parle
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:08 PM - NameIsName: motha fawkin
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:08 PM - NameIsName: anglais
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:08 PM - French: quoi?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:09 PM - NameIsName: because french is too hard
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:09 PM - French: que'st-ce que c'est "french"?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:10 PM - NameIsName: francais?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:11 PM - French: je ne connais pas avec ce "francais"
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:11 PM - TimeCrush: I'm poking around from box and back Name.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:12 PM - NameIsName: if you wanta grindy mmo
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:12 PM - NameIsName: runescape 100%
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:12 PM - NameIsName: played it for 5-6 years.. still havent maxewd 1 skill
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:12 PM - NameIsName: but i am a filthy casual
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:13 PM - TimeCrush: Sub, yay or nay Name?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:13 PM - VaultBot: ... your ppi would be through the roof
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:13 PM - NameIsName: like sub to runescape?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:13 PM - Hexalan: don't do it
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:13 PM - TimeCrush: yeah
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:13 PM - Hexalan: there's still eternities of gameplay without sub
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:13 PM - NameIsName: are you playing oldschool or rs3?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - TimeCrush: I'd probably go into the new.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - NameIsName: dont
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - Hexalan: you'll just sit there, 20 hours straight, every day, for five months, chopping trees at draynor village
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - NameIsName: rs3 is pay 2 win
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - Hexalan: play oldschool
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - Hexalan: rs3 is trash
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - VaultBot: for crying out loud... the inability for me
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - TimeCrush: Fuck
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - NameIsName: oldschool is actually fair
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - NameIsName: play oldschool, buy 1 months membership
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - Hexalan: i actually stopped paying attention to runescape after eoc
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - NameIsName: then never pay again
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:14 PM - Hexalan: i have no idea what happened after
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:15 PM - NameIsName: you can buy membership with in game currency
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:15 PM - Hexalan: that is so trash
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:15 PM - Hexalan: 2.148 bil for a month?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:15 PM - NameIsName: 1.7m oldschool for 15 days
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:15 PM - NameIsName: i can make 1.7m in 2 days lol
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:17 PM - Hexalan: do you have any hats, name?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:17 PM - Hexalan: only f2p casuals don't wear hats
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:17 PM - NameIsName: i have all the unusuals
    Aug 19, 2015 at 2:34 PM - English: Sup you filthy casuals
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:08 PM - Hexalan: gotta get that blue partyhat, name
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:08 PM - Hexalan: shit, are there still partyhats in oldschool?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:29 PM - NameIsName: yes hex
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:29 PM - NameIsName: but a party hat costs 40k in oldschool Kreygasm
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:30 PM - Hexalan: is that...a lot?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:30 PM - Hexalan: i don't know the economy
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:31 PM - NameIsName: 1m 07 = 10m rs3
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:31 PM - Hexalan: that is
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:31 PM - Hexalan: so cheap
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:32 PM - Hexalan: so cheap that i could buy a party hat
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:32 PM - NameIsName: because they give them away every christmas event.. and they give thousands
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:32 PM - Hexalan: fagex
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:32 PM - VaultBot: rofl i like it
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:32 PM - NameIsName: there is no "rares" in 2007..
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:33 PM - Hexalan: "fagex" - Hexalan, 2015
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:34 PM - NameIsName: "fagex" - everyone who plays runescape, 2015
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:35 PM - Hexalan: "'fagex' - everyone who plays runescape, 2015'" - NameIsName, 2015
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:42 PM - VaultBot: borderlands 1's story was nice, never understood all the hatred towards the ending. i thought the twist was cool./ boss in 2 was difficult if i could make pipes for a living id be pumped as fuck lol
    Aug 19, 2015 at 3:42 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "fallout" yet.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 4:50 PM - NameIsName: i need an adult
    Aug 19, 2015 at 4:50 PM - NameIsName: forum admin-adult
    Aug 19, 2015 at 5:25 PM - LavaRed: for?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 5:51 PM - NameIsName: oh hey lava,
    Aug 19, 2015 at 5:52 PM - NameIsName: dont worry about it, ill get into contact with vintage
    Aug 19, 2015 at 5:58 PM - Statboy: hahahaha :hilarious
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:01 PM - moo_d: I don't come over here often but I still read all the emails from subscribed threads and that quote just made me spit apple juice all over my keyboard
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:04 PM - Statboy: i'm glad i'm not the only one who sees it
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:05 PM - NameIsName: z.q I'm sure lava is a fully capable adult, its just my problem requires a vintage
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:08 PM - moo_d: He must be having some internet trouble due to the snow.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:15 PM - VintagePC: lolqut
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:16 PM - VintagePC: congrats, you're now permanently on lava's bad side
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:17 PM - NameIsName: vintage! can you hop on steamerino for a sec
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:21 PM - VaultBot: idk what is gibberish and what is actual conversation lol
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:21 PM - VintagePC: either that or everyone is now terrified of preggoLava
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:22 PM - Geoff: Completely legitmage reason to be terrified...
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:24 PM - VaultBot: incoming vintage ban in 3...2...1.
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:24 PM - NameIsName: ^^^ thank you geoff xD
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:25 PM - VaultBot: im happy if i could make pipes for a living id be pumped as fuck lol
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:49 PM - VintagePC: pfft... I can take preggolava anyday
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:49 PM - VaultBot: and since it's white it will blend in with the big box console?
    Aug 19, 2015 at 6:49 PM - VintagePC: BRING IT
    Aug 19, 2015 at 7:02 PM - LavaRed: oh you fuckers are gun DIE
    Aug 19, 2015 at 7:04 PM - Amanmegaman: why? :(
    Aug 19, 2015 at 7:05 PM - NameIsName: its all your fault megaman.. jeez
    Aug 19, 2015 at 7:06 PM - Amanmegaman: Don't you blame me name you are the one who provoked her
    Aug 19, 2015 at 7:09 PM - LavaRed: should never poke a sleeping mama bear...especially one who is currently a hormone casserole
    Aug 19, 2015 at 8:33 PM - Reechard: Hormonado
    Aug 19, 2015 at 8:35 PM - Hexalan: horicane?
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 20, 2015 11:26 AM - Geoff: Red Dead Redemption on sale right now, should I get it? Seems like no one actually hates this game.
    Aug 20, 2015 12:59 PM - theLumberJack: It's pretty solid Geoff
    Aug 20, 2015 1:05 PM - English: This is pretty sick. Guy woodburned a table with the map of Tamriel
    Aug 20, 2015 1:05 PM - English: http://thechive.com/2015/08/19/chiv...tm_campaign=chivetrafficfacebook#.yiwees:3uoJ
    Aug 20, 2015 1:06 PM - English: And Red Dead Redemption is a really good game. It has a some quirks but what game doesn't? Definitely worth the money
    Aug 20, 2015 6:48 PM - Geoff: My only issue ever with getting it was that I am not a huge western guy. But the game looks good and I've never heard a bad word about it. I'll get it tonight. ^_^
    Aug 20, 2015 7:29 PM - deskmice:
    Aug 20, 2015 7:29 PM - deskmice: If you have not seen this thing check it out. It is awesome
    Aug 20, 2015 8:14 PM - Hexalan: 6:30
    Aug 20, 2015 8:14 PM - Hexalan: WORLD EATER
    Aug 20, 2015 8:47 PM - Reechard: HERESY
    Aug 20, 2015 8:49 PM - English: desk that is awesome
    Aug 20, 2015 9:59 PM - Hexalan: i don't actually know if it's a world eater
    Aug 20, 2015 9:59 PM - Hexalan: didn't see the legion insignia
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 21, 2015 6:07 AM - theLumberJack: morning box
    Aug 21, 2015 7:15 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: lol that video
    Aug 21, 2015 7:43 AM - Hexalan: sup fam
    Aug 21, 2015 12:35 PM - deskmice: Haha The video have almost 2 million views now
    Aug 21, 2015 5:11 PM - Hexalan: someone made it into bitezise pieces and put it on imgur
    Aug 21, 2015 6:45 PM - theLumberJack: That fantasy grounds thing looks purdy fancy
    Aug 21, 2015 8:25 PM - theLumberJack: where are all the chatty cathys
    Aug 21, 2015 8:26 PM - Hexalan: writing speeches and dying inside
    Aug 21, 2015 8:26 PM - theLumberJack: Well I can't recommend doing one of those
    Aug 21, 2015 8:27 PM - Hexalan: you're right
    Aug 21, 2015 8:27 PM - Hexalan: i'm already dead inside
    Aug 21, 2015 8:40 PM - theLumberJack: That's the world today
    Aug 21, 2015 8:40 PM - Hexalan: the world goes without me
    Aug 21, 2015 8:42 PM - theLumberJack: Or do you, without it?
    Aug 21, 2015 8:43 PM - Hexalan: it's all the same thing
    Aug 21, 2015 8:43 PM - Hexalan: but the world's bigger, so they'd say it was me left behind
    Aug 21, 2015 8:51 PM - theLumberJack: The universe is only three pounds.
    Aug 21, 2015 9:08 PM - Hexalan: there's more of them
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 21, 2015 11:33 PM - Hexalan: turns out i support scott walker
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 23, 2015 2:06 PM - Reechard: The Child is installing lol
    Aug 23, 2015 2:21 PM - Hexalan: is that supposed to be happening?
    Aug 23, 2015 8:16 PM - Geoff: My C drive is getting too small again =( Just got back from a trip and it dropped from 500mb to 1mb.
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 24, 2015 9:03 AM - Statboy: Thats what she said
    Aug 24, 2015 9:53 AM - English: Stop putting shit on yo C Drive...
    Aug 24, 2015 2:38 PM - Geoff: I put nothing on the C drive. Everything is D drive. =/
    Aug 24, 2015 3:32 PM - theLumberJack: I have a lot on my e drive
    Aug 24, 2015 6:47 PM - Reechard: whee
    Aug 24, 2015 8:00 PM - TimeCrush: Whee indeed Reechard. Whee indeed.
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 25, 2015 9:58 PM - Geoff: Got into the Sherlock Holmes show, not a fan of the actor for Moriarty. The voice...
    Aug 25, 2015 10:19 PM - VaultBot: well, it no longer tries to use
    Aug 25, 2015 10:19 PM - Hexalan: geoff how dare you not be obssesed with british television
    Aug 25, 2015 10:19 PM - Hexalan: you're triggering me
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 26, 2015 4:29 AM - Geoff: I love british tv. But the actor for Moriarty was chosen poorly.
    Aug 26, 2015 4:29 AM - Geoff: BO3 beta seems alright.
    Aug 26, 2015 7:09 AM - TimeCrush: I think he fits the bill nicely.
    Aug 26, 2015 7:10 AM - TimeCrush: If you are talking about the one with Benedict Cumberbatch
    Aug 26, 2015 7:49 AM - Hexalan: plays likes BO2?
    Aug 26, 2015 1:40 PM - deskmice: Too bad that it takes so long between seasons :(
    Aug 26, 2015 1:45 PM - Hexalan: desk is an anglophile
    Aug 26, 2015 3:16 PM - VaultBot: gg stat, how far are you?
    Aug 26, 2015 3:16 PM - Geoff: Yes, talking about the show with Benedict Cumberbatch. Not a fan of Andrew Scott. The high pitched voice just seems odd.
    Aug 26, 2015 7:16 PM - VaultBot: anyd my phone rotates 360 degrees. so it was really cool
    Aug 26, 2015 7:16 PM - LavaRed: mentlegen
    Aug 26, 2015 7:57 PM - Hexalan: sup
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 27, 2015 at 9:34 AM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Aug 27, 2015 at 9:34 AM - Statboy: That moment when you realize that knowledge will never win against stupidity.
    Aug 27, 2015 at 10:08 AM - LavaRed: Idiocracy wins after all....shame
    Aug 27, 2015 at 1:49 PM - Statboy: The problem as I see it, is that intelligence knows it can be proven wrong, while stupidity is 100% certain of itself
    Aug 27, 2015 at 4:33 PM - Reechard: something about "Don't argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience"
    Aug 27, 2015 at 4:42 PM - Hexalan: tf2 in 5 billion fov[​IMG]
    Aug 27, 2015 at 5:05 PM - Amanmegaman: So how is everyone this Thursday?
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 28, 2015 1:17 PM - Geoff: Greatest moment of gta5 so far. Stole a dude's car, then a few seconds down the road found a robbery where they needed a getaway car. I stop to help. Dude throws me out of car to fight and the two robbers shot him to help me lol
    Aug 28, 2015 4:18 PM - VintagePC: Our server will be updating shortly
    Aug 28, 2015 4:19 PM - VaultBot: its all your fault megaman.. jeez
    Aug 28, 2015 4:19 PM - English: Vintage. what do you know about home automation systems?
    Aug 28, 2015 4:19 PM - VintagePC: not a huge amount, why?
    Aug 28, 2015 4:20 PM - VintagePC: Free Stealth 2 on humble store: https://www.humblebundle.com/store
    Aug 28, 2015 4:20 PM - English: cuz wife and I are buying a home soon and I have been considering getting home automation and i wanted to pick someones brain that had done it themselves
    Aug 28, 2015 4:20 PM - VintagePC: sorry, useless there I'm afraid
    Aug 28, 2015 4:20 PM - English: no worries :D
    Aug 28, 2015 5:54 PM - VintagePC: bajkfb;akjv;ihefw
    Aug 28, 2015 5:54 PM - VintagePC: is how I feel after just tossing up 2 more tf2c servers on the fly
    Aug 28, 2015 7:07 PM - LavaRed: GodModePC has struck again
    Aug 28, 2015 7:18 PM - VaultBot: im a pretty good judge of whats gross
    Aug 28, 2015 7:18 PM - Hexalan: nooice
    Aug 28, 2015 7:20 PM - Hexalan: english http://www.veddma.com/veddma/Veldt.htm
    Aug 28, 2015 7:28 PM - VintagePC: quite
    Aug 28, 2015 9:45 PM - lonesome killer: Events this week showed again why everyone needs to be armed. And yet people still ask "Why do you need a gun?"
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 29, 2015 1:12 PM - TimeCrush: http://i.imgur.com/AVPtdCt.png
    Aug 29, 2015 3:19 PM - Statboy: TC best response ever
    Aug 29, 2015 3:52 PM - theLumberJack: Why do you need a gun?
    Aug 29, 2015 5:26 PM - LavaRed: that actually took me a minute TC, and when I got it I about fell over :p
    Aug 29, 2015 6:13 PM - Hexalan: blatant advertising http://steven-universe-edits.tumblr.com/
    Aug 29, 2015 6:26 PM - Statboy: Vintage can we get TC's thing as an Emote, i even found one [​IMG]
    Aug 29, 2015 6:31 PM - LavaRed: that's awesome stat
    Aug 29, 2015 6:39 PM - VintagePC: :stir: :stir: :stir:
    Aug 29, 2015 6:40 PM - VintagePC: ;_;
    Aug 29, 2015 6:41 PM - VintagePC: :nomnom
    Aug 29, 2015 6:46 PM - TimeCrush: :D
    Aug 29, 2015 6:55 PM - Hexalan: :canninja:
    Aug 29, 2015 6:58 PM - TimeCrush: :Youtotallycannotninja:
    Aug 29, 2015 6:59 PM - Hexalan: :ninjaridingacat:
    Aug 29, 2015 7:00 PM - Hexalan: no godammit xenforo
    Aug 29, 2015 7:00 PM - lonesome killer: I need a gun to shoot people before they shoot me.
    Aug 29, 2015 7:01 PM - Hexalan: maybe you should stop buying weed in walmart
    Aug 29, 2015 7:07 PM - Statboy: :stir: :bacon
    Aug 29, 2015 7:07 PM - Statboy: ty
    Aug 29, 2015 8:07 PM - Geoff: Heh, got my girlfriend addicted to Doctor Who. She watched the entire first season today alone.
    Aug 29, 2015 8:57 PM - LavaRed: by what precedent, lonesome, are you assuming an individual is about to shoot you?
    Aug 29, 2015 9:00 PM - VintagePC: :nomnom :stir: :stir:
    Aug 29, 2015 9:10 PM - LavaRed: indeed pengoo
    Aug 29, 2015 9:13 PM - VintagePC: stir that pot any more you're gonna wear a hole in the bottom
    Aug 29, 2015 10:16 PM - Hexalan: what, you mean there are people who wouldn't shoot lonesome?
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 30, 2015 7:47 AM - TimeCrush: Hexalan is that your Tumblr? Can you take me upon your magic carpet and whisk me away to shitlord island where we can be free and rejoice?
    Aug 30, 2015 7:47 AM - TimeCrush: Because that is fucking hilarious.
    Aug 30, 2015 8:47 AM - VaultBot: but for a viewers end... eh
    Aug 30, 2015 8:47 AM - Hexalan: na, ain't nobody got time for that
    Aug 30, 2015 8:47 AM - Hexalan: except that guy. drew has time for that
    Aug 30, 2015 8:49 AM - Hexalan: operation: gem polish
    Aug 30, 2015 8:57 AM - lonesome killer: No precedent that someone tried to shoot me personally. But there are shootings weekly.
    Aug 30, 2015 8:58 AM - VaultBot: drunk! to tell if some people just jelly
    Aug 30, 2015 8:58 AM - lonesome killer: And now I get to defend myself
    Aug 30, 2015 9:05 AM - VaultBot: no, that's not how the naming convention
    Aug 30, 2015 9:05 AM - Reechard: :stir:
    Aug 30, 2015 9:05 AM - Reechard: :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir:
    Aug 30, 2015 10:13 AM - Hexalan: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...ode=as2&tag=natdee-20&linkId=BD3B2QOUM2N46AE5
    Aug 30, 2015 10:14 AM - Hexalan: "Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine. "
    Aug 30, 2015 10:14 AM - Hexalan: "Chuck's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport."
    Aug 30, 2015 11:53 AM - LavaRed: what I mean, lonesome, is how you would recognize a person is trying to shoot you with enough time to spare to grab your firearm from your holster and take them down first?
    Aug 30, 2015 3:55 PM - theLumberJack: Quickdraw feat
    Aug 30, 2015 4:33 PM - Geoff: Finally getting into RDR. Fun game so far. Just finished the cannibal quest lol
    Aug 30, 2015 4:38 PM - theLumberJack: mmmmm
    Aug 30, 2015 4:38 PM - theLumberJack: humans
    Aug 30, 2015 5:21 PM - VintagePC: in lonesome land... everyone not carrying a gun has it out for him
    Aug 30, 2015 5:44 PM - Hexalan: he'll be fine then, won't he
    Aug 30, 2015 5:44 PM - Hexalan: anyone without a gun can't hurt him
    Aug 30, 2015 5:44 PM - Hexalan: anyone with a gun is obviously a good christian american and wouldn't want to shoot him
    Aug 30, 2015 5:45 PM - VintagePC: that was the joke
    Aug 30, 2015 6:15 PM - theLumberJack: So one of my hinges just had the screws rip out when I went to open the door
    Aug 30, 2015 6:16 PM - theLumberJack: So that was exciting
    Aug 30, 2015 6:17 PM - lonesome killer: The odds are in favor of someone who is armed coming out on top in a gun confrontation.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:18 PM - lonesome killer: Almost never do you see a story where someone was killed and they couldnt get ot their gun
    Aug 30, 2015 6:18 PM - lonesome killer: Time and again you see stories of would be robbers or rapists being killed or shot by their victims
    Aug 30, 2015 6:22 PM - theLumberJack: You are also statistcally more likely to be involved in a gun confrontation when you have a gun.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:24 PM - Statboy: Lumberjack that's like saying it takes 2 to fight, to which I always say "Of course it takes two to fight, otherwise it would be an ass kicking"
    Aug 30, 2015 6:24 PM - theLumberJack: It is.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:24 PM - Statboy: I have had people attempt to rob me twice, and thanks to my guns have never been successfully robbed.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:24 PM - theLumberJack: Statistics are just numbers
    Aug 30, 2015 6:25 PM - Statboy: That can usually be made to make them say what you want them to say
    Aug 30, 2015 6:27 PM - Statboy: Honestly if you look at gun statistics on a global scale the only correlation that always holds true, is that guns and gun laws are secondary to the goodness of a group of people in determining crime rates
    Aug 30, 2015 6:28 PM - theLumberJack: Personally I have no problem with people owning guns
    Aug 30, 2015 6:28 PM - theLumberJack: I just don't like carry laws usually
    Aug 30, 2015 6:29 PM - theLumberJack: Though the most disgruntling laws are usually by-laws. Damn city won't let me have a goat to eat the lawn, but tells me I have to mow the lawn.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:31 PM - Statboy: Missouri has an excellent setup for carry laws. You have to have the approval of the county Sheriff to conceal and carry. And our county Sheriff has to be given all information regarding forced holds in the psych unit at the hospital.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:32 PM - theLumberJack: But I live in Canada, so it couldn't be the Sheriff. That wouldn't make any sense
    Aug 30, 2015 6:32 PM - Statboy: So the Sheriff knows if you're either crazy or a criminal before he issues the conceal and carry
    Aug 30, 2015 6:32 PM - theLumberJack: Sheriff's here are only for the court and prisoner transport
    Aug 30, 2015 6:34 PM - Statboy: That sucks
    Aug 30, 2015 6:35 PM - theLumberJack: Well it's just something different. We still have police. Cities usually have a police force. Ontario has a police force. Everyone that doesn't have it's own falls under the mounties
    Aug 30, 2015 6:36 PM - Statboy: We have city, municipal, county, state, and federal police agencies, so you are always under at least 3
    Aug 30, 2015 6:36 PM - theLumberJack: Yeah I lived in VA near DC for a bit
    Aug 30, 2015 6:37 PM - theLumberJack: The mounties are our main federal police, but provinces can contract them as provincial police instead of instituting their own. Which is my understanding
    Aug 30, 2015 6:37 PM - VaultBot: or do anything really.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:37 PM - theLumberJack: Then cities usually have their own
    Aug 30, 2015 6:38 PM - theLumberJack: I don't think anywhere in Canada has like an elected sherrif equivalent. At least not that I know of
    Aug 30, 2015 6:39 PM - Statboy: I know we tease Canadians a lot, but seriously Canada is a large country in terms area. Why would your federal police force ride Moose's instead of buying a car?
    Aug 30, 2015 6:40 PM - theLumberJack: :|
    Aug 30, 2015 6:40 PM - VaultBot: so fastco has to be given all information regarding forced holds in the psych unit at the hospital.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:40 PM - theLumberJack: Have you seen a moose
    Aug 30, 2015 6:40 PM - VaultBot: thanks snuffles! i want you to find that 18 year old girl who is suing her parents, bend her over your knee, and give her a good median man
    Aug 30, 2015 6:40 PM - theLumberJack: Fucking terrifying creatures.
    Aug 30, 2015 6:41 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Aug 30, 2015 6:41 PM - Statboy: your point is valid
    Aug 30, 2015 6:52 PM - theLumberJack: Just look at all those legs
    Aug 30, 2015 7:06 PM - Statboy: whelp TF2 has reached the pinnacle of hat's
    Aug 30, 2015 7:06 PM - Statboy: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/ima...-Potassium_Bonnett_Heavy.png?t=20150828144313
    Aug 30, 2015 7:07 PM - VaultBot: oddly enough the only one who sees it
    Aug 30, 2015 7:07 PM - Hexalan: stat pls
    Aug 30, 2015 7:08 PM - Statboy: Banana hat
    Aug 30, 2015 7:08 PM - Hexalan: i'm waiting for spy sitting on someone's head disguised as a hat
    Aug 30, 2015 7:08 PM - Statboy: have you seen the spy box taunt?
    Aug 30, 2015 7:09 PM - Hexalan: the one where he gets in a box?
    Aug 30, 2015 7:09 PM - Statboy: I was in a server were a spy successfully defended point by doing that and sitting on point
    Aug 30, 2015 7:09 PM - Statboy: nobody noticed the conspicuous box in the corner
    Aug 30, 2015 7:09 PM - Hexalan: how far pubs have fallen
    Aug 30, 2015 7:10 PM - Hexalan: not shooting everything that moves or doesn't move for fear of it being spy
    Aug 30, 2015 8:03 PM - VintagePC: w00t
    Aug 30, 2015 8:03 PM - VintagePC: QI series M begins next week
    Aug 30, 2015 8:24 PM - Reechard: yuss
     
  14. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Aug 31, 2015 8:19 AM - English: The AC in my building is out... It is 95 outside and I am sitting in my office with my computer running and it is at least 80 in my office
    Aug 31, 2015 9:33 AM - Hexalan: ac makes the world go round
    Aug 31, 2015 9:33 AM - Cheese4Everyone: H.O.T.
    Aug 31, 2015 10:13 AM - theLumberJack: I only ever wish I had AC for about six weeks out of the year
    Aug 31, 2015 10:13 AM - theLumberJack: Do those six weeks suck titrs
    Aug 31, 2015 1:14 PM - Statboy: http://store.steampowered.com/app/369400/
    Aug 31, 2015 1:14 PM - Statboy: I love the steam community for giving that game the "Psychological Horror" tag
    Aug 31, 2015 1:16 PM - Hexalan: what game is that?
    Aug 31, 2015 1:16 PM - Hexalan: i'm behind an internet filter right now
    Aug 31, 2015 1:33 PM - theLumberJack: let the cat in
    Aug 31, 2015 8:02 PM - VintagePC: can confirm. Seasons in NS are as follows:
    Aug 31, 2015 8:03 PM - VintagePC: winter->spring->almost summer->nearly summer->wait, where the fuck was summer->winter
    Aug 31, 2015 8:04 PM - Hexalan: almost winter > winter > also winter > still winter > is winter over > no it's not > more winter > barely winter > not quite winter anymore > almost winter
    Aug 31, 2015 8:23 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
     
  15. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 1, 2015 9:17 AM - Statboy: I thought the season in Canada were Almost Winter-Winter-Barley Winter- and Road Construction
    Sep 1, 2015 12:19 PM - Hexalan: guess who's giving a speech on competitive tf2
    Sep 1, 2015 12:23 PM - theLumberJack: obama?
    Sep 1, 2015 12:23 PM - VaultBot: no lonesome, we haven't
    Sep 1, 2015 12:23 PM - theLumberJack: a llama?
    Sep 1, 2015 12:25 PM - theLumberJack: the dalai lama?
    Sep 1, 2015 12:26 PM - theLumberJack: Someone else that rhymes with ama?
    Sep 1, 2015 1:34 PM - VaultBot: if its not the other way around
    Sep 1, 2015 1:34 PM - Hexalan: it's lonesome
    Sep 1, 2015 1:34 PM - Hexalan: lonesome's doing it
    Sep 1, 2015 3:20 PM - TimeCrush: Oh sweet jesus
    Sep 1, 2015 3:20 PM - TimeCrush: Somebody save that?
    Sep 1, 2015 3:30 PM - TimeCrush: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comme..._caroll_spinney_the_puppeteer_who_has/cr1iv2a
    Sep 1, 2015 3:30 PM - TimeCrush: Oh my fuck. My eyes, they are like broken water main.
    Sep 1, 2015 7:26 PM - VaultBot: next time because i only got a notification?
    Sep 1, 2015 7:26 PM - lonesome killer: That's nothing, got one way worse
    Sep 1, 2015 7:27 PM - VaultBot: yeah i just meant 1 boyfriend.
    Sep 1, 2015 7:27 PM - lonesome killer: Heard on a radio-a-thon commercial for St Jude's Children's hospital about kids with life threatening diseases
    Sep 1, 2015 7:27 PM - lonesome killer: Father asked his son, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
    Sep 1, 2015 7:27 PM - lonesome killer: and he said "I want to be a great daddy like you." And then he passed away
    Sep 1, 2015 8:00 PM - LavaRed: are y'all trying to make the hormonal lady cry?
    Sep 1, 2015 8:13 PM - VaultBot: you're married, that means you have a 110"" 4k screen do you swear to not tell the public all the governments corruption and under table drug use?
    Sep 1, 2015 8:13 PM - VintagePC: it's ok lava... here you go: www.reddit.com/r/StartledCats/
    Sep 1, 2015 8:18 PM - VaultBot: i would too if he did
    Sep 1, 2015 8:18 PM - LavaRed: omg that one kitten...the floor is lava! haha!
    Sep 1, 2015 9:14 PM - Hexalan: https://video-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/h...=887f8009b4604335c10c724f93ac4e8c&oe=55E677EE
    Sep 1, 2015 9:14 PM - Hexalan: courtesy of name
    Sep 1, 2015 9:20 PM - LavaRed: disturbing
    Sep 1, 2015 9:22 PM - VintagePC: reminds me of
    Sep 1, 2015 9:22 PM - theLumberJack: it was so loud
    Sep 1, 2015 9:22 PM - English: hilarious
    Sep 1, 2015 9:23 PM - VintagePC: go to about 8 minutes in
    Sep 1, 2015 9:24 PM - LavaRed: wow
    Sep 1, 2015 9:26 PM - VaultBot: pssst... lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
    Sep 1, 2015 10:49 PM - VaultBot: yeah lol. i havent played in many years but most i looked at its just like. my move destroys the world. but no crits and can only be used once a day so its not op.
    Sep 1, 2015 10:49 PM - Hexalan: considering a second tattoo, lonesome?
    Sep 1, 2015 10:49 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
     
  16. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 2, 2015 at 12:19 AM - English: LOL love the asterisk
    Sep 2, 2015 at 8:34 AM - Reechard: god, what a hideous piece of tribal hogwash.
    Sep 2, 2015 at 8:34 AM - Reechard: I love the disclaimer lol
    Sep 2, 2015 at 9:12 AM - lonesome killer: Don't know what I wanted want yet
    Sep 2, 2015 at 9:48 AM - Statboy: yet another reason why I have no tattoos
    Sep 2, 2015 at 10:00 AM - VaultBot: false alarm :p
    Sep 2, 2015 at 10:00 AM - LavaRed: I'm still in love with every single ink I have. Then again, I have a strict policy by which I get inked so...
    Sep 2, 2015 at 12:11 PM - English: I love my tattoos
    Sep 2, 2015 at 12:11 PM - English: and I plan to get a full sleeve... just gotta plan it out :D
    Sep 2, 2015 at 2:39 PM - lonesome killer: Stat you're like 50 years old. THere had to be something you want
    Sep 2, 2015 at 2:51 PM - LavaRed: seriously lonesome? Stat is my age...
    Sep 2, 2015 at 3:47 PM - Hexalan: what's the problem, lava?
    Sep 2, 2015 at 5:52 PM - English: It's okay to be 50 Lava
    Sep 2, 2015 at 5:52 PM - English: /runsandhides
    Sep 2, 2015 at 5:52 PM - TimeCrush: Lol, errbody thinking it
    Sep 2, 2015 at 5:53 PM - TimeCrush: "Hexalan, the problem is Lava doesn't like being 50"
    Sep 2, 2015 at 6:03 PM - VintagePC: jeez... we can't even go 24h without making preggoRed cry around here. You people sicken me
    Sep 2, 2015 at 6:04 PM - VintagePC: you just wait until the anger stage kicks in... THEN you'll be running for the hills
    Sep 2, 2015 at 6:13 PM - English: (Hence why I throw stones from NY)
    Sep 2, 2015 at 6:43 PM - VintagePC: I know something you don't though
    Sep 2, 2015 at 6:43 PM - VintagePC: namely IF and WHEN lava will be out that way :D
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:10 PM - LavaRed: heads are gonna rollllllllll
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:13 PM - English: I am moving soon so she don't know where I live :p
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:14 PM - LavaRed: challenge accepted
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:19 PM - Hexalan: lava thinks i live like an hour from her
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:19 PM - LavaRed: because you do...although it's more like 90 minutes right now with all the construction on 65
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:20 PM - Hexalan: but i can neither confirm nor deny that fact
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:21 PM - LavaRed: don't need to
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:21 PM - Hexalan: i may or may not be behind seven proxies
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:22 PM - LavaRed: smells like bullshit...where's my boots?
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:22 PM - Hexalan: are they nice boots?
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:22 PM - Hexalan: were they made for walking?
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:23 PM - Hexalan: are they thigh high 8 inch stiletto platform boots?
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:23 PM - LavaRed: sadly no...just shitkickers
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:24 PM - Reechard: What is a "Butler University"
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:24 PM - Hexalan: it's a university
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:24 PM - Hexalan: it was named after a guy called butler
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:24 PM - Reechard: I do believe you've accessed the site from there...
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:25 PM - Reechard: also Brighthouse.
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:25 PM - Hexalan: it's possible
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:26 PM - Hexalan: gawgshk vint what did you do to my bawx
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:26 PM - Hexalan: i don't actually recall doing that
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:30 PM - VintagePC: we know everything
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:30 PM - VintagePC: you can't hide
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:32 PM - VintagePC: stop trying to blame your failed internet security on my shenannegans
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:33 PM - LavaRed: BOOM
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:43 PM - Hexalan: naw
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:44 PM - Hexalan: box keeps not loading; all i got is the little white bars in the corner for hours
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:48 PM - VintagePC: there seems to be some broader scale internet issues
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:48 PM - VintagePC: it's not just our site, the gameservers seem affected too
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:48 PM - VintagePC: and they're hosted on other ends of the country
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:49 PM - LavaRed: yea something is going on but we're looking at it
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:51 PM - LavaRed: also, fuck Ragweed man
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:55 PM - English: smoke weed? okay
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:55 PM - English: goooooot it
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:59 PM - Hexalan: hah
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:59 PM - Hexalan: try some drugs, lava
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:59 PM - Hexalan: is that a thing you can do right now?
    Sep 2, 2015 at 7:59 PM - Hexalan: drugs?
    Sep 2, 2015 at 8:00 PM - lonesome killer: Drugs are for losers
    Sep 2, 2015 at 8:04 PM - VaultBot: that's a discussion on accuracy vs precision
    Sep 2, 2015 at 8:04 PM - Hexalan: i mean cetirizine
    Sep 2, 2015 at 8:04 PM - LavaRed: only thing that works is Benadryl, which means I'm basically a zombie 24/7
    Sep 2, 2015 at 8:44 PM - Hexalan: someone tell cosmo my internet is completely missing
    Sep 2, 2015 at 8:46 PM - Hexalan: someone tell cosmo my internet is completely missing
    Sep 2, 2015 at 9:21 PM - lonesome killer: I'm 12 years old, and my favorite flavor of Popsicle is DICK
    Sep 2, 2015 at 10:00 PM - Hexalan: aight fam
     
  17. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 2, 2015 11:09 PM - TimeCrush: ...Da fuck?
    Sep 3, 2015 1:20 PM - English rolls 3d6 - Result: 5/6/5 = (16) = 16
    Sep 3, 2015 1:36 PM - Hexalan: nice
    Sep 3, 2015 3:11 PM - English: pretty sick roll
    Sep 3, 2015 5:35 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Sep 3, 2015 6:32 PM - TimeCrush: Gotta love society now that being fit is something to be bullied over.
    Sep 3, 2015 7:47 PM - lonesome killer: Fat lives matter
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 4, 2015 4:19 PM - Statboy: been trying out some of the new Killing floor 2 maps and classes, there pretty fun, we should get some people and go at it again sometime
    Sep 4, 2015 5:23 PM - English: im all for that
    Sep 4, 2015 5:35 PM - Statboy: 2morrow night work?
    Sep 4, 2015 5:36 PM - Statboy: cause i'll be around then
    Sep 4, 2015 5:41 PM - English: depends on time
    Sep 4, 2015 6:37 PM - Statboy: sometime in the evening
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 6, 2015 at 1:24 PM - SoL DarkLord rolls 3d6 - Result: 1/1/6 = (8) = 8
    Sep 6, 2015 at 3:49 PM - English: womp womp
    Sep 6, 2015 at 7:47 PM - lonesome killer: Look up a porn called "Alice in Cockland"
    Sep 6, 2015 at 7:54 PM - Hexalan: i prefer the wizard of ooze
    Sep 6, 2015 at 8:13 PM - Statboy: call me old but i'll stick with Girls Gone Wild
    Sep 6, 2015 at 8:14 PM - Statboy: <=== Still owns the original GGW DVD
    Sep 6, 2015 at 8:38 PM - Cheese4Everyone: I'm really scared for you some times hex....
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:03 PM - Hexalan: cheese
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:04 PM - Hexalan: porn parodies are the most vanilla thing ever
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:12 PM - Reechard: unless it's "Diff'rent Strokes XXX".... That one throws in some chocolate.
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:15 PM - Hexalan: c'mon
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:15 PM - Hexalan: porn parodies just hit up those happy hetero couple movies
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:16 PM - Hexalan: ain't no established popular mainstream franchise got futa spiders and exhibitionist tf
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:25 PM - lonesome killer: GGW ain't even porn. its like 99% boobs
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:28 PM - Hexalan: lonesome prefers cuntboys
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:37 PM - lonesome killer: [​IMG]
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:38 PM - lonesome killer: My birthday is in a week, and I know what I want
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:38 PM - lonesome killer: Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015.
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:38 PM - lonesome killer: Its $1 on Steam.
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:39 PM - VaultBot: 95% of statistics are made up on the spot -abe lincoln 1860
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:39 PM - lonesome killer: THeres 3 races to choose from. The black's special skill: Sometimes the black dad disappears
    Sep 6, 2015 at 9:42 PM - Hexalan: you seem like the kind of guy who thinks muhammed sex simulator is a hilarious, serious game
     
  20. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 7, 2015 11:38 AM - Statboy: anybody got tips on how to get a baby bunny out of your garage? he won't run towards the open garage door because he wants to hide in the darkest place he can find
    Sep 7, 2015 11:39 AM - Geoff: Corner him, pick him up, bring him outwside.
    Sep 7, 2015 11:39 AM - Statboy: can't corner him, he bolts, tried that quite a few times before i learned my lesson
    Sep 7, 2015 11:41 AM - Geoff: If it's just you, then keep going till he tires out =P
    Sep 7, 2015 11:42 AM - Statboy: lol, i googled this same question and got the answer "Pull out yer der shotgun and have some hassenfeifer fer dinner. ye-haw"
    Sep 7, 2015 11:43 AM - Statboy: i have bad ankles and a bad heart, i'll tire first, i really suck at rabbit catching. I need to trick him into leaving somehow
    Sep 7, 2015 11:44 AM - Geoff: Find where he is and slowly build a tunnel so that when you go after him he can only bolt down the tunnel which leads outside
    Sep 7, 2015 11:45 AM - Statboy: lol, a tunnel of couch cushions like i make for my nephew, that would be hilarious, could work if i could get him into the front of it, which again i can't
    Sep 7, 2015 11:47 AM - Geoff: Why exactly can't he just stay till he decides to leave? He obviously has you beat on stamina and speed.
    Sep 7, 2015 11:48 AM - Statboy: bunnies chew wires, and i have a deep freeze in the garage, not to mention power tools
    Sep 7, 2015 11:49 AM - Geoff: That garage now belongs to the rabbit. Bring him carrots and serve your new overlord.
    Sep 7, 2015 11:49 AM - Statboy: lol
    Sep 7, 2015 12:00 PM - Statboy: my 90 something neighbors came by to help me, at one point the mrs.neighbor flushed him out, me and mr. neighbor were standing by with brooms to coral him outside. the bunny stops sees the open garage door on side of him, sees to grown men with brooms on the other side, and charges straight at us
    Sep 7, 2015 12:00 PM - Statboy: bunny 12, statboy 0
    Sep 7, 2015 12:35 PM - Geoff: Statboy, you're truly making my day just a happy one lol
    Sep 7, 2015 12:35 PM - Geoff: My pc's temp for some reason is staying at like 130+ degrees (F). was fine yesterday...
    Sep 7, 2015 1:30 PM - Statboy: i am convinced this baby bunny is the offspring of the savage fuzzy bunny from Monty Pythons The Holy Grail
    Sep 7, 2015 1:43 PM - theLumberJack: close the door and leave the car running
    Sep 7, 2015 1:43 PM - VaultBot: oh man. fuck yeah its only 5:30. was sure it was like not another story
    Sep 7, 2015 1:43 PM - theLumberJack: probably don't want to stand in the garage
    Sep 7, 2015 2:02 PM - Statboy: got it to leave, fired up the chainsaw and ran around reving the engine, it ran from the noise!!!!
    Sep 7, 2015 2:06 PM - Hexalan: good job stat
    Sep 7, 2015 2:06 PM - Hexalan: we're proud of you
    Sep 7, 2015 2:11 PM - theLumberJack: clever
    Sep 7, 2015 2:12 PM - theLumberJack: i have schnauzers so i think that wouldve been my solution
    Sep 7, 2015 2:21 PM - lonesome killer: He'll die in a few days with no food. Problem solved
     
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