Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 6, 2016 at 4:24 PM - TimeCrush: Hot damn thats a mod and is where Stat got 19.
    Jan 6, 2016 at 4:49 PM - theLumberJack: jesus
    Jan 6, 2016 at 4:50 PM - theLumberJack: Time to start listening to orchestral music to get ready
    Jan 6, 2016 at 4:58 PM - theLumberJack: my body is ready
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:05 PM - Hexalan: tc, damage mins at 1
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:05 PM - Hexalan: and where did you get the negative mod from?
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:05 PM - Hexalan: the fly +16 is a racial bonus to the fly skill
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:18 PM - theLumberJack: dat bat fly
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:35 PM - Statboy: yah fly +19 because all familiars get fly as a class skill
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:36 PM - Statboy: i check marked all your familiars class skittles
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:36 PM - theLumberJack: mmm skittles
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:47 PM - Hexalan: taste the rainbow, motherfucker
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:48 PM - Hexalan: *gasp*
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:48 PM - Hexalan: i'm an achievement hunter
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:54 PM - TimeCrush: I'm going to be no more than 10 minutes late
    Jan 6, 2016 at 5:54 PM - TimeCrush: 7:10, I'm in the chair
    Jan 6, 2016 at 8:13 PM - VintagePC kicks the admin log into 2016
    Jan 6, 2016 at 8:15 PM - theLumberJack kicks it back into 2015.
    Jan 6, 2016 at 8:16 PM - VintagePC kicks LJ into next week
    Jan 6, 2016 at 8:16 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+5 - Result: 12 = (12+5) = 17
    Jan 6, 2016 at 8:16 PM - VaultBot: hey not a terrible bastardization of two common meme quotes
    Jan 6, 2016 at 8:16 PM - VintagePC: PUNT!
    Jan 6, 2016 at 8:53 PM - VintagePC: VB is surpisingly on-point today
    Jan 6, 2016 at 9:10 PM - theLumberJack: snack teim
    Jan 6, 2016 at 9:11 PM - Hexalan: nomnomnom
    Jan 6, 2016 at 9:31 PM - theLumberJack: I definitely thought that'd end up going later
    Jan 6, 2016 at 9:31 PM - theLumberJack: but am pleasantly surprised considering atlantic time
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 7, 2016 at 6:19 AM - TimeCrush: If I wasn't typing this from my desk at work after already being here a while, we would've totally went later.
    Jan 7, 2016 at 6:48 AM - Hexalan: jeejee
    Jan 7, 2016 at 7:42 AM - English: In case I haven't plugged it enough, HeroLab is by far the best character creation tool out there period end of story
    Jan 7, 2016 at 7:42 AM - English: you do have to buy the rule books
    Jan 7, 2016 at 7:42 AM - English: but by far the most accurate, easiest, and comprehensive tool there is
    Jan 7, 2016 at 9:14 AM - Hexalan: "I HAVE A MOM WHO WANTS TO DO A MINECRAFT BIRTHDAY PARTY"
    Jan 7, 2016 at 9:15 AM - VaultBot: ok i ignored vault bot lol
    Jan 7, 2016 at 9:15 AM - theLumberJack: a wat
    Jan 7, 2016 at 9:44 AM - English: I think reechard can confirm how awesome herolab is
    Jan 7, 2016 at 9:45 AM - theLumberJack: but I have a pencil.
    Jan 7, 2016 at 9:51 AM - Statboy: as the DM, even though i didn't design the dungeon, I'm still proud of the traps going 2-0 against the PC's
    Jan 7, 2016 at 9:52 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:03 AM - theLumberJack: 2-0 against Orin
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:03 AM - English: have you already had a TPK statboy?
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:25 AM - theLumberJack: Haha no
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:25 AM - theLumberJack: I did almost die
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:32 AM - TimeCrush: I'm only recalling the pressure plates of flaming darts trap wise.
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:32 AM - TimeCrush: Wait
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:32 AM - theLumberJack: knife trap in the chest
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:32 AM - TimeCrush: Fuck, reek has thief on his head.
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:32 AM - theLumberJack: that was probably a curse as opposed to a trap
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:32 AM - TimeCrush: Yeah, maybe even an illusion?
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:33 AM - TimeCrush: Detect Magic pinged that
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:33 AM - theLumberJack: yeah
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:33 AM - TimeCrush: What if instead of waiting till next week, we go again tonight.
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:33 AM - TimeCrush: lol
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:33 AM - theLumberJack: I just did up some macros for next week
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:35 AM - theLumberJack: the roll20 wiki is not laid out great
    Jan 7, 2016 at 10:50 AM - theLumberJack: http://imgur.com/vc3TsHJ one of my macros for when we get to level 2
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:04 AM - Statboy: lol, TC that mirror isn't a curse, a haunt, or a trap. Detect magic pinged back 2 things on that mirror
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:06 AM - Statboy: English i think we got two people down to 1-3 health at one point
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:06 AM - theLumberJack: oh god the ghost is real
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:07 AM - Statboy: lol, you guys are gonna open next week with "break freakin mirror" aren't you
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:07 AM - theLumberJack: To be honest, I was itching to break it last night
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:15 AM - theLumberJack: Though I am a bit worried i'll get more cursed :p
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:16 AM - Statboy: lol, you mean beyond the word Thief carved into your forehead?
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:17 AM - theLumberJack: yes
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:18 AM - Statboy: Does anybody know if Familiars can learn tricks? I think that would help TC out a lot if they can
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:18 AM - English: I was reading the adventure PDF statboy. they are in for some good ones
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:18 AM - English: I dont think they can but they really dont need to because almost every class that can use a familiar can empathicly link with the familiar
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:18 AM - English: and tell it to do stuff
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:19 AM - Statboy: emphatic link can't do as much as a trick can do at times though
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:20 AM - English: yes they can learn trinks
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:20 AM - Statboy: The master can communicate anything to the familiar, but the familiar can only send emotions back
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:20 AM - English: and yes you are right about empathic link
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:20 AM - English: they get 6 trick points to start with
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:21 AM - VaultBot: slighlty larger than 1080p
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:21 AM - English: they have 6 tricks they can learn
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:21 AM - English: at level 1
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:22 AM - English: i mean they are intelligent (for an animal) so they can understand basic commands just from your empathic link
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:23 AM - Statboy: right an int of 6 instead of 1 at first level
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:24 AM - Statboy: but to your earlier statement, i did laugh maniacally at some of the traps they're going to see
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:27 AM - theLumberJack: note to self
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:28 AM - theLumberJack: let gnome go first
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:31 AM - Statboy: lol, from the guy who both threw the dead body onto the known pressure plate, and opened a trapped chest
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:33 AM - theLumberJack: Orin is an impatient dwarf.
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:46 AM - Hexalan: HEY ORIN WANNA THROW A CORPSE ON THE PRESSURE PLATE AND THEN STAND THERE
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:48 AM - theLumberJack: sure
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:48 AM - Hexalan: i totally forgot i had detect undead until we all left
    Jan 7, 2016 at 11:51 AM - Hexalan: i was thinking the illusion was whatever spell created the image of akhenpoopie in the mirror, and the transmutation was what creates the blood rune
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:03 PM - English: gg
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:04 PM - Hexalan: or the real illusion is illusion of friendship and the ultimate deception of the promise of true understanding and love that is to exist in the bonds of men, which in truth are merely miscreants held together by lust for gold and cruelty
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:04 PM - theLumberJack: the bonds of men?
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:04 PM - theLumberJack: you're half snake
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:06 PM - Hexalan: and of women
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:06 PM - VaultBot: she has been tough for a second. just one second. have eveyone go flying.
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:06 PM - Hexalan: and humanoids
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:07 PM - Hexalan: and creatures with int scores of at least 5
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:07 PM - Hexalan: not dwarves though
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:07 PM - VaultBot: that would be a 4k or 2k screen do you swear to smoke weed everyday
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:07 PM - Hexalan: dwarves don't have these bonds
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:07 PM - Hexalan: they have a different bond, made of stone and ale
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:07 PM - Hexalan: and mutual loathing for carp and elves
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:10 PM - Statboy: Ahkentepi
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:30 PM - theLumberJack: Orin is fond of his ale.
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:40 PM - English: LJ what kind of character did you make?
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:40 PM - English: / can i see your character sheet?
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:44 PM - theLumberJack: sure
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:45 PM - theLumberJack: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=672668
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:54 PM - English: shoulda been an elf ;) :p
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:54 PM - English: drunk dwarves are always awesome for flavor though
    Jan 7, 2016 at 12:55 PM - theLumberJack: Did you notive my trait? ;P
    Jan 7, 2016 at 1:00 PM - English: lolol
    Jan 7, 2016 at 2:32 PM - theLumberJack: i forget who the investigator was
    Jan 7, 2016 at 3:13 PM - Statboy: Farside
    Jan 7, 2016 at 4:05 PM - Statboy: so suddenly and w/o warning, my computer decides that .png is no longer acceptable for icons and breaks all of my custom icons.... freaking windows
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 8, 2016 11:34 AM - VaultBot: but zooming in when you only shoot at 1080p
    Jan 8, 2016 11:34 AM - theLumberJack: time to go rewatch star wars in imax
    Jan 8, 2016 2:34 PM - TimeCrush: "I'm not going to play on this server just to get wrecked by an admin" -spectator in tf2c.
    Jan 8, 2016 2:35 PM - TimeCrush: Cry baby.
    Jan 8, 2016 2:36 PM - English: lololol
    Jan 8, 2016 6:15 PM - Statboy: I think i can no longer be statboy, I bought a powerball ticket, cause 1 billion freaking dollars
    Jan 8, 2016 6:15 PM - Statboy: gonna need a new name now
    Jan 8, 2016 6:48 PM - TimeCrush: Win powerball, then be BeatTheStatsboy.
    Jan 8, 2016 7:04 PM - VaultBot: i do have to take an int penalty for that bad joke...
    Jan 8, 2016 7:04 PM - Statboy: you know the odds of actually winning? cause I do, they ain't good
    Jan 8, 2016 7:41 PM - SoL DarkLord: Stat I'm certain every american over 18 is buying one. so don't worry.
    Jan 8, 2016 8:41 PM - Reechard: if you win I'll gladly let you invest in my new business venture
    Jan 8, 2016 8:41 PM - SoL DarkLord: I would happily do so Reechard.
    Jan 8, 2016 8:42 PM - VaultBot: my thoughts on liberals.
    Jan 8, 2016 8:42 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'd also invest heavily in myself... by stop working, and going back to school for my bachelor's.
    Jan 8, 2016 9:56 PM - Statboy: the only plans I made was to write I quit on my penis, take a picture and send it to my boss
    Jan 8, 2016 10:01 PM - Statboy: to much?
    Jan 8, 2016 10:06 PM - VaultBot: i didnt see omnipotent being as a class skill
    Jan 8, 2016 10:06 PM - Reechard: not with those kinds of dollars it's not
    Jan 8, 2016 10:06 PM - Reechard: a billion bucks is definitely "fuck you money"
    Jan 8, 2016 10:07 PM - Reechard: I wanna open an arcade near purdue, but property is too damn expensive to rent over there
    Jan 8, 2016 10:10 PM - SoL DarkLord: Reechard I would happily invest in an Arcade, it doesn't matter where.
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 8, 2016 at 10:01 PM - Statboy: to much?
    Jan 8, 2016 at 10:06 PM - Reechard: not with those kinds of dollars it's not
    Jan 8, 2016 at 10:06 PM - VaultBot: i didnt see omnipotent being as a class skill
    Jan 8, 2016 at 10:06 PM - Reechard: a billion bucks is definitely "fuck you money"
    Jan 8, 2016 at 10:07 PM - Reechard: I wanna open an arcade near purdue, but property is too damn expensive to rent over there
    Jan 8, 2016 at 10:10 PM - SoL DarkLord: Reechard I would happily invest in an Arcade, it doesn't matter where.
    Jan 8, 2016 at 10:44 PM - Hexalan: i would not invest in such an arcade, but i would hang out in it and try to get as good as lava at tetris and make stupid jokes are reechard
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:04 AM - Reechard: that would cost you the modest admission fee, as I would not make it quarter-based, but once-per-day admission of like $8-10
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:05 AM - Reechard: which would mean you *ARE* investing
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:05 AM - VaultBot: oh now it says *ignored* whenever vaultbot says something
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:05 AM - Reechard: is patronage of a business not the purest form of investment?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:05 AM - VaultBot: sadly my attempts to get it to end by coming to a trap
    Jan 9, 2016 at 8:37 AM - theLumberJack: yes it is
    Jan 9, 2016 at 8:38 AM - theLumberJack: i would come to see such an arcade
    Jan 9, 2016 at 8:38 AM - theLumberJack: though only if my dollar climbs out of the shitter
    Jan 9, 2016 at 8:50 AM - VintagePC: HAH
    Jan 9, 2016 at 8:52 AM - theLumberJack: i see you are laughing because you get paid in USD now
    Jan 9, 2016 at 8:52 AM - VaultBot: i joined the military. problem fixed.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:12 AM - VintagePC: quite... if the exchange rate keeps getting worse I can dream I'm making six figures (in $CAD) :p
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:13 AM - theLumberJack: and I can buy bread in six figures...
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:13 AM - VaultBot: that's exactly what i play in pretty much any game where its present.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:13 AM - VintagePC: lol... unfortunately for friends and family I keep some CAD around for birthdays/christmas
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:25 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:57 AM - Hexalan: canadian tire money?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 10:23 AM - VintagePC: yes, we have money in canada :p
    Jan 9, 2016 at 10:23 AM - VintagePC: it may currently not be worth the paper it's printed on, but we do
    Jan 9, 2016 at 10:23 AM - VintagePC: (except pennies)
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:16 PM - theLumberJack: its not printed on paper anymore
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:16 PM - DeBo floats by like a turd in the waters
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:24 PM - DeBo: Oh look, UT alpha is available for download
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:24 PM - DeBo: oink
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:24 PM - DeBo: yoink*
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:54 PM - Reechard: ORLY?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:54 PM - Reechard: maybe I'll have something to do for 20min later.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:57 PM - Reechard: Lava got a new toy
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:57 PM - Reechard: this is my life now
    Jan 9, 2016 at 12:57 PM - Reechard: http://southpark.cc.com/clips/155193/thanks
    Jan 9, 2016 at 1:06 PM - theLumberJack: i cant watch that clip
    Jan 9, 2016 at 1:07 PM - theLumberJack: so i will assume it wasnt funny
    Jan 9, 2016 at 1:35 PM - Reechard: don't live in Soviet Canada
    Jan 9, 2016 at 1:36 PM - theLumberJack: but the weather is so nice
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:30 PM - Reechard: I found a video of Stat's campaign.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:30 PM - Reechard:
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:32 PM - Hexalan: god it just goes forever
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:34 PM - Reechard: it's hilarious
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:34 PM - VaultBot: damnit, i always want to hit s after i type roll.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:34 PM - Hexalan: why
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:35 PM - Reechard: LOOK AT IT
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:35 PM - Reechard: JUST... JUST LOOK AT IT
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:35 PM - Reechard: WOULD YA LOOK AT IT
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:39 PM - Hexalan: i did
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:39 PM - Hexalan: it was exasperating
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:40 PM - Hexalan: the dialogue was very repetetive
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:40 PM - Hexalan: their starting points were brought out of nowhere
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:40 PM - Hexalan: the distinctin between strong and weak men was never explored
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:41 PM - Hexalan: he threw out that even a dragon would be felled by his potions let a lone a man, yet his potions are made for not men, but beasts, such as a dragon
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:41 PM - Hexalan: so clearly one of those must be false
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:41 PM - Hexalan: there was never a resolution toward's the knight's battle and quest for potion-acquistion
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:42 PM - Hexalan: the cryptic statement about "my poitions can do anything you can" doesn't actually mean anything
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:42 PM - Hexalan: the symbolism is never made clear
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:43 PM - DeBo: wut
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:43 PM - Hexalan: the symbolism, debo
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:45 PM - Hexalan: is there supposed to be a moral lesson here? are the potions the technoglogy required to advance civilization? is the knight the failed species that in time will be driven into extinction? does the potion seller represent the bourgesie, whose potions are required by all, yet has complete control over it's production and distribution, crippling society at whim?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:45 PM - Hexalan: perhaps the battle is capitalist luxury, the abadonment of which is the only way for the knight to break free from the opression of the poition seller?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 2:46 PM - Hexalan: why can the potion seller not just sell the knight some of his weaker potions? if all his potions are that strong, why does he continue to refer to them as his strongest potions? What is the purpose of his hatred for the kngiht?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:01 PM - Reechard: I need to buy you a funny mirror lense
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:01 PM - Reechard: and some xanax
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:01 PM - VaultBot: emphatic link can't do as much as a playable character though
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:01 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "hex" yet.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:02 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "hexalan" yet.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:02 PM - Reechard: someone SHOULD
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:03 PM - Reechard: I'M GOING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR METAL BAWKSES
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:04 PM - DeBo: bawks
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:04 PM - DeBo: Vaultbot always scares me
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:04 PM - Hexalan: DE ENEMAH HIADS IN METAHL BAWKSES
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:09 PM - VaultBot: the symbolism, debo
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:10 PM - VaultBot: the symbolism, debo
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:10 PM - VaultBot: the symbolism, debo
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:11 PM - VaultBot: symbolism, debo
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:11 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "repetition" yet.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:11 PM - VaultBot: the symbolism, debo
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:11 PM - VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:12 PM - Hexalan: are we actually all here
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:12 PM - Hexalan: could we just loot a tomb now
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:13 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:15 PM - Statboy: my Chiefs start in half an hour
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:15 PM - Statboy: Chiefs v. Texans
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:16 PM - VaultBot: there was never a resolution toward's the knight's battle and quest for potion-acquistion
    Jan 9, 2016 at 3:16 PM - Hexalan: that's not even real stat
    Jan 9, 2016 at 4:09 PM - Reechard: lol sports
    Jan 9, 2016 at 4:09 PM - Reechard: POTION SELLAH
    Jan 9, 2016 at 4:09 PM - Reechard: I AM GOING INTO BATTUHL
    Jan 9, 2016 at 4:13 PM - theLumberJack: i goggled it
    Jan 9, 2016 at 4:13 PM - theLumberJack: its a thang
    Jan 9, 2016 at 4:16 PM - DeBo: ermaghered
    Jan 9, 2016 at 4:16 PM - VaultBot: the pov does its job and things look okay
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:56 PM - VaultBot: did the surgeon hold it up to his own face and wear it as a phone
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:56 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "hippie" yet.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:57 PM - VaultBot: (11+10) = 21 oh, that
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:57 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "baultbot" yet.
     
  5. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:57 PM - VaultBot: bah oh well i'll just make a topic about it since i am not used to the vaultbot
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:57 PM - VaultBot: vaultbot always scares me
    Jan 9, 2016 at 5:57 PM - VaultBot: lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:03 PM - LavaRed: fuck you vaultbot
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:04 PM - VaultBot: watched it but any time someone mentions it i have been able to confirm that one scrim so far fuckin pencils smokey can suck a big
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:10 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "dildo" yet.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:10 PM - VaultBot: says more about you use your phone like a fucking bat
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:11 PM - VaultBot: ./report vaultbot for spam
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:11 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "sex" yet.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:11 PM - VaultBot: teach lava that public wifi is sooooo secure and legit always
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:13 PM - Hexalan: lava are you trying to flirt with vaultbot
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:13 PM - VaultBot: like for example wifi tethering. you could ingore posts in shoutbox is functional due to being in love with my fk still
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:14 PM - LavaRed: I feel like Vintage is pissing with Vaultbot
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:14 PM - SoL DarkLord: I think so as well.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:14 PM - SoL DarkLord: Can I organize a penguin hunt to hunt him down?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:15 PM - LavaRed: granted!
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:18 PM - VaultBot: dwarves don't have these bonds
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:18 PM - VaultBot: a billion bucks is definitely "fuck you money"
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:19 PM - Hexalan: is that how much you're paying vaultbot, lava?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:20 PM - VaultBot: the reason i found a video and packing for my bachelor's.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:20 PM - VaultBot: did you make?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:21 PM - VintagePC: there's a video involved? daaaamn
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:21 PM - VaultBot: yeah thats how shes paying for most of the games should
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:22 PM - VaultBot: and of women
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:23 PM - VaultBot: though if memory serves it might be closer to sqrt(2) the beam angle etc... it's a feature-limited phone
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:23 PM - VintagePC: WELP
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:23 PM - VaultBot: saved all my portal sound clips from last year that i put on my penis, take a picture and send it to happen, but it won't. =d
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:23 PM - VintagePC: that escalated quickly
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:23 PM - VaultBot: though if memory serves it might be closer to sqrt(2) the beam angle etc... it's a prestige class so you beat lava's will save?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:24 PM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:24 PM - LavaRed: um
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:25 PM - LavaRed: Vintage, if I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows tonight
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:25 PM - LavaRed: because you're in a lot of effing trouble mister
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:25 PM - Hexalan: that won't stop vaultbot, lava
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:25 PM - LavaRed: Vintage IS vaultbot
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:26 PM - VintagePC: I may be a lot of people, but a misogynistic AI, I am not
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:26 PM - LavaRed: do not believe
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:27 PM - VintagePC: if you look in the quotes thread, the damn thing trolls me near as much as you
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:27 PM - VaultBot: ^ that too vintage
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:27 PM - LavaRed: not in this capacity
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:27 PM - VaultBot: oh look, ut alpha is available for download
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:28 PM - VaultBot: the penguin*
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:28 PM - VaultBot: teach lava that public wifi is not hotspot
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:28 PM - VintagePC: go check the admin cp if you don't believe me. the vaultbot account has'nt been logged into in years
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:29 PM - VaultBot: dun worry lava, we do forgive ya
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:29 PM - LavaRed: That's fair
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:29 PM - LavaRed: Nov 5, 2012...intradasting
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:30 PM - SoL DarkLord: The day of his birth was the last day vintage logged in as him.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:31 PM - LavaRed: so are you insinuating that VaultBot has developed it's own personality and cognitive processes?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:31 PM - VintagePC: Sure seems like it
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:32 PM - VintagePC: but in reality it's a dumb script that has an uncanny knack for comedic timings
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:32 PM - LavaRed: I'm gonna need more coffee
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:32 PM - LavaRed: I've really missed you fuckers :p
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:32 PM - VintagePC: and vaultbot has clearly missed you too
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:33 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:33 PM - LavaRed: don't think for a second I believe you don't have something to do with this pengoo
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:33 PM - VaultBot: somebody kick vintage i think he's broken
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:33 PM - LavaRed: if there was an emoji for a shaking fist, I would use it
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:34 PM - VintagePC: well, once you have your coffee, google "markov chain sentence generator" and settle down for a read :p
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:35 PM - VintagePC: :slap ? :p
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:35 PM - SoL DarkLord: http://i.imgur.com/BzqWmqS.png
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:35 PM - VintagePC: lava's face ^^
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:35 PM - VaultBot: lj what kind of life goal >.<
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:35 PM - LavaRed: damn it to hell
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:35 PM - VaultBot: cheek to cheek
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:38 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:38 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:40 PM - VintagePC: I see those are sold out. I think I know why :p
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:40 PM - VaultBot: he's right....the carpet must match the curtains
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:42 PM - Hexalan: because the demand curve for such a product as shifted so far to the left that no price could possibly justify the production costs, and therefore it is no longer sold
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:42 PM - VaultBot: because bandwidth aplenty
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:43 PM - LavaRed: ikr?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:43 PM - LavaRed: I still need to buy another
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:43 PM - LavaRed: my office looked naked without it when I went in to organize yesterday
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:45 PM - VintagePC: borrow one of reechads boobs :p
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:45 PM - VintagePC: *reechard's
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:46 PM - VintagePC: <penguins running away gif>
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:46 PM - LavaRed: I cannot even begin to explain how tired of overly large breasts I am right now
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:48 PM - LavaRed: more often than not I feel like a dairy cow
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:48 PM - Hexalan: that's someone's fetish
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:48 PM - VaultBot: in other news apparently the forum software we already use for various things... and yet there's still stuff that is going vaultbot...
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:49 PM - LavaRed: :banghead
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:49 PM - Hexalan: not mine, possibly vaultbot's
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:49 PM - VaultBot: snuffles it didnt work...i can still see vaultbot
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:50 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:50 PM - VaultBot: vaultbot always scares me
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:51 PM - VaultBot: maybe not... but i would hang out in it and try to get as good as lava at tetris and make stupid jokes are reechard
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:58 PM - LavaRed: somehow, some way, I should figure out how to incorporate vaultling psyche into my thesis
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:59 PM - Hexalan: a guy i know used psycopathic pony murdering enthusiasts in a paper once
    Jan 9, 2016 at 6:59 PM - LavaRed: awkward
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:01 PM - VintagePC: Yes... vaultbot was definitely an interesting experiment in psychology
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:01 PM - VaultBot: yeah... not sure i wanna click that
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:02 PM - VaultBot: ... where the hell can i organize a penguin hunt to hunt him down?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:02 PM - Hexalan: "Got the grade for my paper. Scored a C on it. Liked the concept, and what I was going for, but I needed more..."scholarly" sources."
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:02 PM - LavaRed: yea figured as much
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:02 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh see what you've done now Vintage, he wants to hunt you down now.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:02 PM - LavaRed: muahahaha
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:02 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "obey" yet.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - VintagePC: vaultbot must not obey sol
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - VaultBot: because free public wifi is sooooo secure and legit always
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "obey" yet.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - VintagePC: DANGIT
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - LavaRed: one of us...one of us
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - VintagePC: /sutoreply sol
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - VaultBot: ones that attempt to solve quantum mechanics
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - SoL DarkLord: Haha!
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - SoL DarkLord laughs manically.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:03 PM - VaultBot: awww, you didn't answer my question lava
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:05 PM - VaultBot: like samsung's multi window mode. it only lets you use the stock starting packages for d&d?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: I expect that the next time I refresh my page, I'll either see the pony screen or I'll have the flies.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:07 PM - VintagePC: I'm hurt you think I would do that
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:07 PM - VaultBot: it looks like a dairy cow
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:07 PM - VaultBot: no lava's jelly that she can't use her phone to its fullest potential
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:15 PM - LavaRed: I REALLY REALLY HATE that society still adds gender titles to non-traditional roles
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:15 PM - LavaRed: "girl president" "male nurse" such bullshit
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:16 PM - LavaRed: just say "president" or "nurse"
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:18 PM - Hexalan: but if we don't say she's a girl, how will people know they need to vote for hilary clinton?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:19 PM - LavaRed: Precisely. We need to be in a place where we vote/educate based on merit and hard work instead of tits or skin color
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:30 PM - VintagePC: this is something I've noticed quite a lot lately. We claim to be progressive but one of the reasons there is still a big issue is exactly because people feel the need to attach labels to everything
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:31 PM - VintagePC: it's a form of attention whoring
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:31 PM - VintagePC: HEEYYYYY LOOK AT MEE IM A GURRRRL GAMER!
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:31 PM - VintagePC: anyone remember that?
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:32 PM - VintagePC: there was a kid in cambridge that got arrested/charged with vandalism or racism because he put a sign saying "all" over the word "black" in a black lives matter banner
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:32 PM - Hexalan: lol peep my steam profile vint
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:34 PM - VintagePC: don't get me wrong, it deserves some merit when people achieve breaking out of gender roles
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:35 PM - VintagePC: but it's fawned over so much these days it's causing a bigger problem
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:35 PM - VaultBot: ones that attempt to solve quantum mechanics
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:38 PM - VintagePC: but as lava points out the crux of the problem is we need to *stop* caring
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:38 PM - VintagePC: "Hi, I'd like to apply for this job. Oh, BTW, I have tits"
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:38 PM - VintagePC: "good for you. Now what are your qualifications?"
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:39 PM - VintagePC: "I wanna be a nurse but I have a schlong". "Your point being?"
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:39 PM - VintagePC: etc
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:40 PM - VintagePC: /end redbawks rant
    Jan 9, 2016 at 7:41 PM - Hexalan: nice
    Jan 9, 2016 at 8:04 PM - DeBo: rabble
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:15 PM - Statboy: lol my states lottery website is experiencing connectivity issues due to high volume
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:46 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Jan 9, 2016 at 9:46 PM - Hexalan: sort of not really related to what we were talking aboutsome people were yelling about earlier
     
  7. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 9, 2016 at 10:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'll check Michigan's
    Jan 9, 2016 at 10:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: https://www.michiganlottery.com/prize_payout?game_type=P&game_date=latest
    Jan 9, 2016 at 10:07 PM - SoL DarkLord: It's slowly loading but it will.
    Jan 9, 2016 at 10:09 PM - Statboy: it loaded but didn't have today's numbers
    Jan 9, 2016 at 10:10 PM - SoL DarkLord: Hmmm... weird and I just noticed that.
    Jan 10, 2016 at 9:01 AM - SoL DarkLord: Is it wrong I hope no one won?
    Jan 10, 2016 at 9:03 AM - Statboy: no one has claimed a winning ticket yet, they r predicting 1.3 billion by the next drawing if no one does
    Jan 10, 2016 at 9:19 AM - SoL DarkLord: Yup
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:07 PM - VintagePC: sigh. Just chainbanned 4 people after multiple warnings and kicks for exploiting the sentry glitch
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:24 PM - Statboy: It's like TF2 xbox version all over again, in the Xbox version they never patched the engi's being able to get outside of most of the maps and putting sentries above the spawn that can't be shot at
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:26 PM - VintagePC: apparenly rule #1 "NO EXPLOITS OF ANY KIND" is too complicated
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:27 PM - Statboy: what is the sentry exploit on classic?
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:29 PM - VintagePC: people building multiple buildings
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:29 PM - VintagePC: as you can imagine... just a tad gamebreaking
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:30 PM - VintagePC: and it makes the servers unstable
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:30 PM - Statboy: yah, theres a reason MVM mode made it the most expensive upgrade, just to add a micro-mini as a second sentry
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:30 PM - Statboy: i miss MVM
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:31 PM - VintagePC: it was ridiculous. I gave three text warnings, kicked two people
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:31 PM - VaultBot: haha spot your feign dead
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:31 PM - VintagePC: they come back and start doing it again
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:31 PM - VintagePC: banhammer
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:31 PM - VintagePC: along with two other people that decided it would be a good idea to ignore the warnings
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:31 PM - Statboy: see that was your problem right there, you assumed people are intelligent, reasonable, and not trolls
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:32 PM - VintagePC: mhm
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:32 PM - VintagePC: no sweat off my back. if I catch them again I'll up it to permanent from 1 day
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:50 PM - Hexalan: how obvious is it on the servers that vf4 admins aren't to be fucked with?
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:50 PM - VintagePC: you'd think it would rapidly become obvious after the first ban
    Jan 10, 2016 at 3:54 PM - Hexalan: damn humans
    Jan 10, 2016 at 4:24 PM - Statboy: kill em, kill all the humans
    Jan 10, 2016 at 4:25 PM - Statboy: wow, not sure what happened there, I think I was just haunted by the spirit of lonesome
    Jan 10, 2016 at 4:38 PM - VaultBot: also on that note of addon books, dear lord i found like 15 and that was a month ago
    Jan 10, 2016 at 5:48 PM - LavaRed: ooo the banhammer has been brought?
    Jan 10, 2016 at 5:48 PM - LavaRed: damn, I missed the fun!
    Jan 10, 2016 at 6:02 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Jan 10, 2016 at 6:10 PM - DeBo: PIZZA TIME
    Jan 10, 2016 at 7:52 PM - TimeCrush: Do we have any foreign vaulters? Or anybody who I could paypal and they could mail me good or unique food?
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:00 PM - VintagePC: go on a shopping spree here: thedutchstore.com
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:06 PM - TimeCrush: Sites down it looks like
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:36 PM - Hexalan: works for me
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:37 PM - VintagePC: http://www.thedutchstore.com/webstore/home.aspx?topseq=1
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:37 PM - VintagePC: try that
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:38 PM - VintagePC: seems broken if missing the www
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:38 PM - VintagePC: I enjoy the clove cheese and the gouda with cumin
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:40 PM - Hexalan: oh shit i have fancy cheese
    Jan 10, 2016 at 8:40 PM - VintagePC: hm... site does seem to be having issues
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 11, 2016 8:56 AM - Statboy: i'm reading the headlines this morning (on Yahoo.com just so I can read the Liberal media's take on things) and i'm wondering why everyother story is about David Bowie
    Jan 11, 2016 8:57 AM - Statboy: then far down the list is the story David Bowie dies from cancer at age 69
    Jan 11, 2016 8:57 AM - Statboy: Shouldn't that be higher up than all the opinion articles on him?
    Jan 11, 2016 9:08 AM - English: I would agree lol
    Jan 11, 2016 10:42 AM - theLumberJack: D:
    Jan 11, 2016 2:19 PM - theLumberJack: anyone play divinity original sin?
    Jan 11, 2016 3:19 PM - English: narp i have looked at that game for a while but keep going back and forth on whether or not to buy it
    Jan 11, 2016 4:27 PM - VaultBot: should help some
    Jan 11, 2016 4:27 PM - VintagePC: "You won't believe what happened to this popular artist when he turned 69!"
    Jan 11, 2016 4:28 PM - VintagePC: didja skip the clickbaited version stat? :p
    Jan 11, 2016 5:10 PM - VintagePC: watching a secret hitler stream... we should totally get a gang together and play that in mumble sometime
    Jan 11, 2016 5:11 PM - English: what is secret hitler?
    Jan 11, 2016 5:23 PM - VintagePC: it's a tabletop game from the same guy as cards against humanity
    Jan 11, 2016 5:24 PM - Cheese4Everyone: I've seen that game, looks fun :D
    Jan 11, 2016 5:24 PM - VintagePC: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/maxtemkin/secret-hitler/description
    Jan 11, 2016 5:24 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Ever played Mafia english?
    Jan 11, 2016 5:24 PM - Cheese4Everyone: It's sort of like that, just a tad more complicated and with a tighter rule set
    Jan 11, 2016 5:24 PM - Cheese4Everyone: But same kind of concept.
    Jan 11, 2016 5:30 PM - VaultBot: up
    Jan 11, 2016 5:30 PM - Reechard: Mafia/Werewolf
    Jan 11, 2016 5:30 PM - Reechard: hidden enemy games. I like 'em
    Jan 11, 2016 5:34 PM - VintagePC: hopefully there's an online version somewhere, would suck to all have to buy TTG sim just for that
    Jan 11, 2016 5:40 PM - VintagePC: the stream I'm watching
    Jan 11, 2016 6:23 PM - Statboy: secret hitler is on table top simulator
    Jan 11, 2016 6:27 PM - Statboy: as is Mafia and Werewolf
    Jan 11, 2016 6:29 PM - VintagePC: except that's $19 a pop
    Jan 11, 2016 6:30 PM - Statboy: i bought the 4-pack during a sale, and ended up not giving any away, because nobody seemed fond of tabletop games online
    Jan 11, 2016 6:30 PM - Statboy: so i do have 3 free copies still i think
    Jan 11, 2016 6:33 PM - Statboy: I would personally support a once month tabletop session :D
    Jan 11, 2016 6:43 PM - VaultBot: i blame marketing. so many muscles and nerves to deal with
    Jan 11, 2016 6:43 PM - VintagePC: I'd play
    Jan 11, 2016 6:43 PM - VintagePC: non-recurring stuff like that and CaH is fun for one night once in a while
    Jan 11, 2016 6:44 PM - VintagePC: the online carcassonne we did that one time was cool oo
    Jan 11, 2016 6:44 PM - VintagePC: *too
    Jan 11, 2016 7:07 PM - VintagePC: we should figure out a day of the week and make an event post so people can RSVP
    Jan 11, 2016 7:18 PM - Statboy: carcassone was alright, i'm thinking like try out different games
    Jan 11, 2016 7:18 PM - Statboy: not the same game each week
    Jan 11, 2016 7:19 PM - VintagePC: yeah, that's what I mean
    Jan 11, 2016 7:19 PM - VintagePC: we set a fixed date
    Jan 11, 2016 7:19 PM - Statboy: would be fun
    Jan 11, 2016 7:19 PM - VintagePC: each month we pick a new game and people can RSVP so we know how many player's we'll have
    Jan 11, 2016 7:20 PM - VintagePC: and we'd cycle games/try new ones. Just mentioning carcassone because it was one that was successful, like CaH
    Jan 11, 2016 7:21 PM - Statboy: definitely, lets see how many people would be interested
    Jan 11, 2016 7:24 PM - Statboy: *eyeballs Reechard
    Jan 11, 2016 7:25 PM - VaultBot: as is mafia and werewolf
    Jan 11, 2016 7:25 PM - Hexalan: HI I'D PLAY WEREWOLF
    Jan 11, 2016 7:26 PM - Statboy: I do have a free copy of killing floor 1 I can't seem to give away if anybody wants it
    Jan 11, 2016 7:26 PM - VintagePC: spanx stat :)
    Jan 11, 2016 7:26 PM - Statboy: np
     
  9. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 12, 2016 5:39 AM - theLumberJack: play pandemic with the girlfriends family
    Jan 12, 2016 5:39 AM - theLumberJack: we never lose though
    Jan 12, 2016 5:40 AM - theLumberJack: just once, if everyone would die
    Jan 12, 2016 6:56 AM - TimeCrush: Was it a dream I had that the hardware we owned broke?
    Jan 12, 2016 6:57 AM - VaultBot: 11? crowded in here.
    Jan 12, 2016 6:57 AM - TimeCrush: I'm pretty damn adamant I remember seeing a message where there was normally a server list that was different from the normal offline message
    Jan 12, 2016 6:57 AM - VintagePC: noo? Only thing that's broke is the VPS that hosts the site
    Jan 12, 2016 6:58 AM - TimeCrush: Pretty realistic snapshot of a dream I guess then.
    Jan 12, 2016 6:58 AM - VintagePC: are you perhaps remembering the flaming game controller for Friday 404 that used to be above the server list?
    Jan 12, 2016 6:59 AM - TimeCrush: No, I remember seeing the blank grey gradient behind the server names thinking 'that isn't normal' and then a message saying something broke seriously.
    Jan 12, 2016 7:00 AM - TimeCrush: More I talk about it the more it seems dreamy
    Jan 12, 2016 7:00 AM - TimeCrush: I'm still coming too at the office :p
    Jan 12, 2016 7:03 AM - VintagePC: speaking of... best get to work.
    Jan 12, 2016 7:04 AM - Hexalan: lol
    Jan 12, 2016 7:18 AM - TimeCrush: I accept my status as prophet.
    Jan 12, 2016 8:42 AM - VaultBot: because 720i at 60hz was equivalent to 720p at 30hz
    Jan 12, 2016 10:34 AM - VaultBot: gonna roll for lava
    Jan 12, 2016 11:11 AM - VaultBot: toi fume un pipe, lava?
    Jan 12, 2016 11:23 AM - TimeCrush: Last couple weeks, VaultBot either looking for a Lava hookup on the sly, or is trying to score that rock.
    Jan 12, 2016 11:23 AM - TimeCrush: I believe it has fallen in with the wrong crowd.
    Jan 12, 2016 12:02 PM - VaultBot: lava's jelly that she can't use her phone to its fullest potential
    Jan 12, 2016 12:05 PM - VaultBot: i know is she isn't eligible because her parents make to much, and her parents have no responsibility to help out, so the little money they could give me.. was no where near enough to actually help pay for it.
    Jan 12, 2016 12:05 PM - Cheese4Everyone: So after our 4/4 season in steel, all of our loses being at least 2 -5 more often than not 4 -5, we were denied silver and bumped down to iron.
    Jan 12, 2016 12:05 PM - Cheese4Everyone: They won't let us play in steel.
    Jan 12, 2016 12:05 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Based UGC admins
    Jan 12, 2016 12:06 PM - Cheese4Everyone: RIP 6's team. Time to pack up and wait for Overwatch :(
    Jan 12, 2016 12:18 PM - English: UGC doesnt give a shit about anything less than plat
    Jan 12, 2016 12:18 PM - English: They make a league then do dick to support the lower divisions
    Jan 12, 2016 12:19 PM - English: and then when people complain they just throw up their hands and say that this is a volunteer job so don't get mad at me
    Jan 12, 2016 12:19 PM - English: don't volunteer to do something then not do it
    Jan 12, 2016 1:00 PM - Statboy: Nominates English for Steel division grand-pooba
    Jan 12, 2016 1:56 PM - English: No thanks. Ain't nobody got time fo dat
    Jan 12, 2016 2:01 PM - English: Woooooooo WOTC is allowing 3rd parties to use their content with the SRD
    Jan 12, 2016 2:01 PM - English: HeroLab is going to have 5E access!!!!!!
    Jan 12, 2016 2:57 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Many thanks stat! Looking forward to playing :p
    Jan 12, 2016 3:55 PM - Statboy: np
    Jan 12, 2016 4:02 PM - English: Occultist might possibly be my new favorite class after Paladin
    Jan 12, 2016 5:13 PM - theLumberJack: how come?
    Jan 12, 2016 5:27 PM - Statboy: I haven't read much from the occult book, are those classes strong or just fun
    Jan 12, 2016 6:02 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Hey vint for TF2C how do you use Vapor to update? I run the exe and just get a blank comand window.
    Jan 12, 2016 6:03 PM - VaultBot: won&#039;t even talk to me about it since i am holding the screen it rotates for me. why would they go from naming it 1080p to 4k
    Jan 12, 2016 6:03 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Do I need to tell it to run in that comand window?
    Jan 12, 2016 6:03 PM - VintagePC: I don't think you do
    Jan 12, 2016 6:03 PM - VintagePC: last I heard it was still flaky
    Jan 12, 2016 6:06 PM - Cheese4Everyone: I got it
    Jan 12, 2016 6:07 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Hopefully the rapidly scrolling lines of text mean it's working
    Jan 12, 2016 6:07 PM - VaultBot: the problem is we need to attach labels to everything 24/7.
    Jan 12, 2016 6:07 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Otherwise RIP
    Jan 12, 2016 6:09 PM - VintagePC: dem viruses :p
    Jan 12, 2016 6:11 PM - Cheese4Everyone: yeh
    Jan 12, 2016 7:19 PM - VintagePC kicks the craptastic VPS
    Jan 12, 2016 8:46 PM - theLumberJack: Today's PF session involved a total party arrest.
    Jan 12, 2016 8:47 PM - theLumberJack: I think I will start next week with an execution.
     
  10. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 12, 2016 10:29 PM - English: Statboy I will post my char sheet tomorrow. It is absurd what I can do
    Jan 13, 2016 7:43 AM - Statboy: Everybody good to go for 2night? Sol, have your alarm set?
    Jan 13, 2016 7:45 AM - Hexalan: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Jan 13, 2016 7:56 AM - theLumberJack: Ah, snow closures. Winter has started.
    Jan 13, 2016 7:56 AM - VaultBot: calm down, only 8:03
    Jan 13, 2016 7:56 AM - TimeCrush: As the default roped gnome,
    Jan 13, 2016 7:58 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    Jan 13, 2016 8:03 AM - Statboy: I'm totally down with our Dwarf and Snake having shoving matches to see who goes into a room first, that was hilarious
    Jan 13, 2016 8:04 AM - theLumberJack: Orin is not fond of reptiles.
    Jan 13, 2016 10:10 AM - Hexalan: Idessa thinks Orin is approximately the size and shape of a goblin.
    Jan 13, 2016 10:15 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    Jan 13, 2016 12:54 PM - English: Dude I think I may have created one of the most broken characters...
    Jan 13, 2016 1:24 PM - English: Occultist which is a medium BAB half spell caster. I can cast the equivalent of cure critical wounds 8 times a day (4d8+16) and can cast energy blast 5 times a day (10d6+9) and I still have my spells
    Jan 13, 2016 1:25 PM - English: Which I have the following: 1st - 9 times; 2nd - 8 times; 3rd - 8 times; 4th - 7 times; 5th - 5 times; and 6th - 2 times
    Jan 13, 2016 1:25 PM - English: Since I have a transmutation implement if I invest 9 points of mental focus into the item I get a +6 str bonus
    Jan 13, 2016 1:26 PM - English: the stats I rolled are 16 16 16 16 13 10
    Jan 13, 2016 1:26 PM - English: (rolled on a table in front of my PF group in NY)
    Jan 13, 2016 1:26 PM - English: I can also cast haste on myself 9 times a day
    Jan 13, 2016 1:27 PM - English: and with my +3 Adaptive Greater Designating Composite Longbow
    Jan 13, 2016 1:28 PM - English: With Haste I can attack at +26/+26/+21/+16 for 1d8+10
    Jan 13, 2016 1:28 PM - English: which would go up to 2d6+10 if i cast gravity bow
    Jan 13, 2016 1:28 PM - English: I also have a +3 Keen Spell Storing Adamantine Nodachi
    Jan 13, 2016 1:28 PM - English: which attacks at +22/+22/+17/+12 for 1d10+12
    Jan 13, 2016 1:29 PM - English: Which crits on 15-20 /x2
    Jan 13, 2016 1:30 PM - English: But if I cast enlarge person on myself it does 2d8+13
    Jan 13, 2016 1:31 PM - English: I dont have the spell diversity that a wizard does nor the spell levels that a full caster does but I can cast a lot without actually using my spells. But I basically have double the amount of spell casts from mental focus points being invested into my implements
    Jan 13, 2016 1:32 PM - English: Nor am I as strong or a better striker than a Ranger or a Fighter but I can still do pretty well standing toe to toe with something. and if for whatever reason I needed to be a meat shield I can shift my +6 str bonus to a +6 con bonus and get 48 more hitpoints
    Jan 13, 2016 2:42 PM - theLumberJack: what level?
    Jan 13, 2016 2:46 PM - Statboy: I just talked with my fed-ex driver, he had mis-delivered a grand piano to my house last week. He was fined $300 by fed-ex for the honest mistake
    Jan 13, 2016 2:49 PM - theLumberJack: So your ex-fed-ex driver?
    Jan 13, 2016 2:50 PM - Statboy: no, they kept him around, first mistake in 10 years that I've known him and bam, $300 fine. The address was the same house number and almost the same name as me, just on a different street
    Jan 13, 2016 2:51 PM - theLumberJack: That seems very absurd
    Jan 13, 2016 2:52 PM - theLumberJack: That they fined him for a mistake after 10 years i mean
    Jan 13, 2016 2:52 PM - VaultBot: no but i'm eating
    Jan 13, 2016 2:52 PM - Statboy: little bit, I considered sending Fed-ex an email telling them off, but he'd probably get in trouble for that too
    Jan 13, 2016 2:53 PM - theLumberJack: Find out his boss' address and have a ton of salt delivered
    Jan 13, 2016 2:55 PM - Statboy: rofl
    Jan 13, 2016 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: it's amazing what you can buy off alibaba
    Jan 13, 2016 3:03 PM - TimeCrush: Looks like English is going to be masturbating over his char sheet tonight on mummble :p
    Jan 13, 2016 4:44 PM - Hexalan: hot
    Jan 13, 2016 5:21 PM - theLumberJack: Ah, soon it will be 7 in that westward timezone.
    Jan 13, 2016 5:23 PM - SoL DarkLord: Ahem least I checked it's the eastern timezone that will almost be 7.
    Jan 13, 2016 5:23 PM - theLumberJack: Yes.
    Jan 13, 2016 5:23 PM - theLumberJack: Relative to me, that is westward.
    Jan 13, 2016 5:23 PM - theLumberJack: As I reside in the Atlantic Time Zone.
     
  11. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 14, 2016 at 10:07 AM - Hexalan: lol if anyone in west lafayette wanna show up you can watch us destroy harrison high school's nerd team this afternoon
    Jan 14, 2016 at 11:29 AM - theLumberJack: poke
    Jan 14, 2016 at 11:58 AM - Reechard: nobody around here in west lafayette
    Jan 14, 2016 at 11:58 AM - Reechard: we in regular-ass lafayette
    Jan 14, 2016 at 12:05 PM - theLumberJack: i am not in any lafayette
    Jan 14, 2016 at 12:32 PM - English: Forget Lafayette
    Jan 14, 2016 at 1:52 PM - TimeCrush: Lafayette coneys are the best tho.
    Jan 14, 2016 at 1:52 PM - VaultBot: relative to me, that is westward.
    Jan 14, 2016 at 1:52 PM - TimeCrush: ._.
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:01 PM - theLumberJack: what is a coney
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:08 PM - English: Dunno.... must be some weird indiana thing
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:09 PM - theLumberJack: Clearly.
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:09 PM - theLumberJack: English what level was your character you were talking about yesterday?
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:24 PM - English: i build them out to 16
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:25 PM - English: but even at level 9 (which is where we are at with our campaign) he is a badass
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:25 PM - English: 16 is about where most PF adventure paths end so thats about as far as I build out my characters
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:26 PM - English: and my skald had a very near death encounter after tanking like 90 points of damage in 2 rounds
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:26 PM - English: thankfully the thing that was attacking me had in its tactics to switch to another target as soon as its original target drops
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:29 PM - English: That and my friend casted invisibilty on himself then used a wand to heal me
    Jan 14, 2016 at 2:42 PM - Statboy: For a minute I thought everybody in the campaign was going to be killed off yesterday
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:05 PM - English: What part did they get to?
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:05 PM - English: That almost wiped them?
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:29 PM - Reechard: a coney is a hot dog with chili sauce
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:29 PM - Reechard: cheese is optional (no it's not)
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:29 PM - Reechard: they're great with chili cheese fries
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:29 PM - Reechard: and it's a cincinatti thing, not an indiana thing.
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:53 PM - theLumberJack: Why wouldn't you just call that a chili cheese hot dog
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:53 PM - theLumberJack: Savages
    Jan 14, 2016 at 3:57 PM - English: savage af
    Jan 14, 2016 at 4:08 PM - Statboy: They handled the coffin and water trap decently, almost took one then, the cockroach swarm gave them more trouble
    Jan 14, 2016 at 4:08 PM - Statboy: mostly their near death because the healer stops healing once you have 3 health :)
    Jan 14, 2016 at 4:09 PM - Statboy: so they went into a few fights with everybody below half health
    Jan 14, 2016 at 4:44 PM - VintagePC: DUMBLEDORE KILLED SNAPE
    Jan 14, 2016 at 6:48 PM - theLumberJack: ah, apparantly i can use wands
    Jan 14, 2016 at 6:50 PM - Statboy: you have spells, so you can use a wand of any spell on your spell list. Even ones that you currently don't have access to
    Jan 14, 2016 at 7:05 PM - Hexalan: just got home i'll be on in like 2 minutes
    Jan 14, 2016 at 9:29 PM - deskmice: http://espn.go.com/esports/ ESPN launched an esports section of their site today...
     
  12. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 15, 2016 9:58 AM - English: TLJ you can also use a wand even if the spell isnt on your spell list
    Jan 15, 2016 9:58 AM - English: you just have to make a Use Magic Device check
    Jan 15, 2016 9:59 AM - English: the DC to use a wand is 20
    Jan 15, 2016 10:00 AM - English: And there are really no consequences to failing that check. you dont expend a charge and there arent any mishaps with a wand
    Jan 15, 2016 10:05 AM - English: UMD cannot be used untrained however. So you have to put at least 1 rank into the skill to make the check
    Jan 15, 2016 10:12 AM - Reechard: [​IMG]
    Jan 15, 2016 10:14 AM - English: yes reechard get pumped up
    Jan 15, 2016 10:29 AM - Statboy: he's an Alchemist, so he was reading where he can use wands even though he doesn't actually have spells. I had thought he was the witch
    Jan 15, 2016 10:29 AM - Statboy: their has to be some punishment for failing a use magic device on a wand
    Jan 15, 2016 10:53 AM - English: There isnt
    Jan 15, 2016 10:53 AM - English: "Use a Wand, Staff, or Other Spell Trigger Item: Normally, to use a wand, you must have the wand's spell on your class spell list. This use of the skill allows you to use a wand as if you had a particular spell on your class spell list. Failing the roll does not expend a charge."
    Jan 15, 2016 10:53 AM - English: Source: http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/skills/useMagicDevice.html
    Jan 15, 2016 11:06 AM - Reechard: heh... "It not working and wasting your turn is punishment enough"
    Jan 15, 2016 11:17 AM - Statboy: It says if you roll a nat 1 you can't try again for 24 hrs, that seems a fair punishment
    Jan 15, 2016 11:40 AM - English: LOL ONION IS ON FUCKING POINT TODAY!
    Jan 15, 2016 11:41 AM - English: http://www.theonion.com/article/rub...lMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
    Jan 15, 2016 11:41 AM - English: that headline
    Jan 15, 2016 4:35 PM - VaultBot: that almost wiped them?
    Jan 15, 2016 4:35 PM - VintagePC: anyone fancy a casual game of CaH or secret hitler tonight? (I'm thinking ~8ET)
    Jan 15, 2016 4:55 PM - Reechard: [​IMG]
    Jan 15, 2016 6:30 PM - VintagePC: hmm... prolly time to remove the christmas banner
    Jan 15, 2016 6:37 PM - theLumberJack: i have not bought tts yet
    Jan 15, 2016 6:42 PM - VintagePC: CaH can be done elsewhere
    Jan 15, 2016 6:42 PM - theLumberJack: what is CaH?
    Jan 15, 2016 6:43 PM - VintagePC: cards against humanity
    Jan 15, 2016 6:43 PM - theLumberJack: oh lol
    Jan 15, 2016 8:41 PM - VaultBot: i bought the 4-pack during a sale, and ended up not giving any away, because nobody seemed fond of tabletop games online
    Jan 15, 2016 8:41 PM - VintagePC: Heh... reading an article about how some of NASA's stuff depends on 20+ year old components
    Jan 15, 2016 8:41 PM - VintagePC: not surprising, given the YEARS that go into design process for some of the things they do
    Jan 15, 2016 8:41 PM - VintagePC: can't just up-and-change the spec'd Z-80 for an i7
    Jan 15, 2016 9:05 PM - Hexalan: "I had to read the comments to realize this wasn't a regular US church thing. It seemed extra crazy but not much surprises anymore"
    Jan 15, 2016 9:06 PM - Hexalan: on reechard's pic
     
  13. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 16, 2016 7:31 AM - Reechard: that's not a church form, it's a medical history form and consent to treat!
    Jan 16, 2016 8:34 AM - Statboy: what table top game is that for?
    Jan 16, 2016 9:20 AM - Reechard: it was something someone's cleric handed to them when he asked for heals
    Jan 16, 2016 9:20 AM - Reechard: idk what system, it's just hilarious
    Jan 16, 2016 9:21 AM - Reechard: "I can heal you, but please fill out these forms"
    Jan 16, 2016 9:55 AM - Statboy: rofl, that is hilarious, you should add in that game that failure to register with a cleric will result in government fines
    Jan 16, 2016 9:56 AM - Statboy: then it's just like real life
    Jan 16, 2016 10:10 AM - LavaRed: although real life sucks buttocks
    Jan 16, 2016 10:12 AM - VintagePC: inb4 D&D 6e becomes Policies&RedTape
    Jan 16, 2016 10:13 AM - VaultBot: i need to find steel scrims atm since a lot of the year
    Jan 16, 2016 10:13 AM - VintagePC: want to defile a tomb? gotta get a permit and file paperwork
    Jan 16, 2016 10:13 AM - VintagePC: wanna sell your loot? need a commerce license
    Jan 16, 2016 10:13 AM - VintagePC: wanna get permission for something? stand in like for 3h and beat off savage and irate citizens
    Jan 16, 2016 10:21 AM - Reechard: phrasing
    Jan 16, 2016 10:34 AM - theLumberJack: in my pf campaign one of the players wanted to meet with the governing body of the land
    Jan 16, 2016 10:34 AM - theLumberJack: i made him stand in line and fill out an application
    Jan 16, 2016 10:34 AM - theLumberJack: then come back in a week
    Jan 16, 2016 10:35 AM - VaultBot: nor am i as strong or just fun
    Jan 16, 2016 10:35 AM - VintagePC: aka "give the DM time to plot revenge' :D
    Jan 16, 2016 10:36 AM - VaultBot: final boss in blands2 was difficult if i shot natively in 1080p
    Jan 16, 2016 10:36 AM - theLumberJack: haha i already knew he wanted to
    Jan 16, 2016 3:12 PM - Statboy: "beat off" lol, guess we know what kinda kink Vintage is into
    Jan 16, 2016 3:40 PM - Hexalan: penguincock?
    Jan 16, 2016 3:45 PM - VintagePC: ... and we wonder why vaultbot is such a perverse AI...
    Jan 16, 2016 3:50 PM - Hexalan: i don't think penguins even have cocks
    Jan 16, 2016 3:50 PM - Hexalan: birds usually just have cloacas, don't they?
    Jan 16, 2016 4:02 PM - LavaRed: broken toes hurt like a bitch, especially when it's not even in a place where it can be set :(
    Jan 16, 2016 6:05 PM - Statboy: did you break your toe kicking reechard in the nads? cause I would laugh at that
    Jan 16, 2016 6:06 PM - VintagePC: it was actually me
    Jan 16, 2016 6:06 PM - VintagePC: but she didn't know I had +5 nads of steel
    Jan 16, 2016 6:06 PM - VintagePC: discreetly aquired after the last time I was threatened by her :D
    Jan 16, 2016 6:07 PM - VintagePC: perverse, really.
    Jan 16, 2016 6:07 PM - VintagePC: YOU guys make VB so lecherous... yet I get kicked in the nads for it
    Jan 16, 2016 6:07 PM - VintagePC: :-/
    Jan 16, 2016 6:27 PM - VintagePC: I can't wait to eat dinner... got a giant pot of chili on
    Jan 16, 2016 6:36 PM - VaultBot: i am holding the screen it rotates for me. why would they go from naming it 1080p to 4k
    Jan 16, 2016 6:36 PM - Statboy: lol
    Jan 16, 2016 8:17 PM - Hexalan: where do i bury a mouse
    Jan 16, 2016 9:55 PM - VintagePC: in a MOUSEoleum?
    Jan 16, 2016 9:57 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Jan 16, 2016 10:03 PM - theLumberJack: get out
     
  14. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 17, 2016 at 8:02 AM - VintagePC: you know you laughed
    Jan 17, 2016 at 8:19 AM - theLumberJack: Vint you know me too well.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 9:21 AM - Hexalan: lol i see you redcoat
    Jan 17, 2016 at 10:27 AM - Statboy: warning wall of text in that thread
    Jan 17, 2016 at 10:51 AM - Hexalan: Idessa is slightly disappointed at the lack of Average: 10 gp/month in the city
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:05 AM - Statboy: thats food cost of living only
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:05 AM - Statboy: food/clothing/supplies, that depends on the people building their own house and not having rent
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:08 AM - Statboy: PF doesn't have specific house renting on a monthly basis rules, (unless you can find some) cost of living assumes ownership of said house. So I extrapolated an average rent over 30 years for someone that built a home themselves.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:08 AM - VaultBot: then come back in time for a tf2ware event tonight
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:08 AM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:09 AM - Hexalan: d20pfsrd
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:09 AM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:10 AM - Statboy: if you would like to purchase a house, a small home is 1,000 gold, then you can spend 10gp and assume you have all your food/items under 1gp met
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:10 AM - Hexalan: paizo page http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/coreRulebook/gamemastering.html#cost-of-living
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:11 AM - Statboy: that still assumes home ownership
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:12 AM - Hexalan: of an apartment?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:13 AM - Statboy: yes, look at the wealthy specifically, 100gp a month for a sizeable home or suites at an inn
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:13 AM - Hexalan: does one generally own a suite in an inn, rather than renting?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:13 AM - Statboy: average suites cost 16gp a night or 480 per month, or 36gp a night for 960 per month depending on the quality of the suite
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:14 AM - Statboy: irl no, PF world yes
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:14 AM - Statboy: you can at least purchase
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:14 AM - Hexalan: damn golarians
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:14 AM - Hexalan: they need to hurry up and invent contract law
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:21 AM - Statboy: you guys will be able to easily come up with 500gp after the auction is over. 25gp would get you a small house for a week
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:36 AM - deskmice: The Jason-3 launch is in an hour
    Jan 17, 2016 at 11:37 AM - deskmice: If anyone else is a nerd who wants to watch it
    Jan 17, 2016 at 12:29 PM - Hexalan: modern osirion is post-islamic, right?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 12:34 PM - Hexalan: pathfinder wiki says Osirion was a sultanate of Kelesh (making it an islamic state), but it also syas much more explicitly that is was a satrapy, and therefore persian
    Jan 17, 2016 at 12:35 PM - Hexalan: which would make it pre-hellenic egypt, rather than islamic egypt
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:44 PM - theLumberJack: people living in hotels/inns used to be much more common
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:45 PM - theLumberJack: when my grandfather brought the family to canada they spent weeks living in a hotel
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:46 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d10 - Result: 9 = (9) = 9
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:46 PM - VintagePC: w00p
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - Hexalan: it's max first level
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - Hexalan: + con mod
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - VintagePC: isn't it 10+ 1d10 for l2?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - theLumberJack: si
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - Hexalan: oh yes
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - theLumberJack: so you have atleast 9 hp
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - theLumberJack: *19
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - Hexalan: because you are level 2
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - theLumberJack: excellent
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - VintagePC: 10+9+1con
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:47 PM - VintagePC: 20 total
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:48 PM - theLumberJack: you can sponge all the damage while i tear things apart
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:48 PM - theLumberJack: 21 total
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:48 PM - VintagePC: 21?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:48 PM - Hexalan: con bonus each level bruv
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:49 PM - theLumberJack: 10+9+1*2
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:49 PM - VintagePC: ah
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:52 PM - Hexalan: i'm sure one day i'll be able to download your sheet, but until then some tomb raiding tools would be useful
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:53 PM - Hexalan: how much gp of gear are you starting with?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:53 PM - theLumberJack: explosives are always a good bet
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:54 PM - Hexalan: explosives are frowned upon by the church of pharasma
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:54 PM - VintagePC: 150gp
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:55 PM - VaultBot: pretty sure i just saw a facebook post was real.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:55 PM - VintagePC: I was contemplating going agnostic
    Jan 17, 2016 at 1:55 PM - theLumberJack: Orin worships Gozreh
    Jan 17, 2016 at 2:55 PM - Statboy: Osirion has a Pharaoh still though and many still worship the old gods, also they recently over threw an invading force, so i'm thinking post-roman egypt just prior to islamic conversion
    Jan 17, 2016 at 2:56 PM - Statboy: also vintage it's your choice but after 1st level instead of rolling you can add half your class die plus con mod plus 1 if you prefer to not risk rolling a nat 1
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:12 PM - theLumberJack: AC will be good later on if you're going to stick with 1 con.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:15 PM - Statboy: i forgot on the post vintage, when you take a level (including 1st) in your favored class, you can choose +1hp or +1 skill point.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:15 PM - Statboy: your favored class is whatever you say it is, it just can't be changed once you decide
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:16 PM - theLumberJack: I thought favored class was always whatever your first level was in
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:17 PM - VintagePC: so as L2 fighter I get +2 skill points or hp?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:17 PM - Statboy: doesn't have to be, it just usually is
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:17 PM - VaultBot: idessa is slightly disappointed at the bottom of list, it is the folded stock nvm then
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:17 PM - Statboy: you could do 1 of each as well vint
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:17 PM - Statboy: you get the choice each level
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:18 PM - Statboy: half-orc fighters also have the option of +2 to saving throws when dying
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:19 PM - Statboy: that might be good to take once
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:21 PM - VintagePC: is that fortitude?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:22 PM - theLumberJack: It's any of them if you're "dying."
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:22 PM - VintagePC: ah
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:23 PM - Statboy: +2 to stabilize while dying
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:23 PM - Statboy: so if you get knocked below 0 health it's +2 to not bleed to death
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:54 PM - theLumberJack: dat doublepost
    Jan 17, 2016 at 3:55 PM - Hexalan: triple pls
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:01 PM - theLumberJack: no hattrick for you
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:17 PM - theLumberJack: I'm the trapfinder. I set them off, and then we've found them!
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:18 PM - Hexalan: in related news, farside actually has the trapfinder trait and actually has a good disable device mod, and actually checks for traps
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:19 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:19 PM - VintagePC: yeah... and if I put my extra class skill point into that I get +5 on disable device
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:20 PM - VintagePC: I think all that's left is to sort out my equipment
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:21 PM - Hexalan: a suggestion
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:22 PM - theLumberJack: explosives
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:22 PM - Hexalan: you don't really need int wis or cha as a fighter, i think
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:23 PM - theLumberJack: My character sheet if you want to see some general equipment ideas
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:23 PM - Hexalan: those points might be better served in con
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:26 PM - VintagePC: mkay
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:26 PM - VintagePC: MAvRUK SMASH!
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:27 PM - VintagePC: DURRR
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:30 PM - VintagePC: cha is useful for intimidate
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:31 PM - VintagePC: I have +7 as a result of ranks/class bonuses
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:33 PM - theLumberJack: my best check is knowledge nature
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:33 PM - Hexalan: oh god it's 18 pages long
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:34 PM - theLumberJack: What is 18 pages long?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:34 PM - VaultBot: 1 thing though, i don't live in canadia.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:34 PM - Hexalan: vint's character sheet
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:35 PM - Hexalan: hang on a minute
     
  15. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:35 PM - Hexalan: isn't roll20 account required?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:36 PM - theLumberJack: he has one?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:36 PM - theLumberJack: i think he watched our first session
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:36 PM - Hexalan: vint doesn't like accounts
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:37 PM - Hexalan: i was gonna say you could make the sheet in roll20
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:37 PM - Hexalan: which i think looks slightly nicer than the 18 page pdf right now
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:45 PM - VintagePC: oh stop getting your knickers in a twist
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:45 PM - VintagePC: the last 15 are irrelevant anyway
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:46 PM - Hexalan: it's too late vint
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:46 PM - VaultBot: calling it a pre-sequel just sounds odd.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:46 PM - Hexalan: my knickers are permanently twisted
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:56 PM - theLumberJack: mmm files that are 80% erraneous data
    Jan 17, 2016 at 4:56 PM - theLumberJack: that's why we have the modern computer
    Jan 17, 2016 at 5:03 PM - VintagePC: not exactly erroneous, just N/A (spells) or lookup tables
    Jan 17, 2016 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan: oh shit isn't grognak dead
    Jan 17, 2016 at 6:12 PM - Hexalan: does anyone remember what that pendant we got was made of/worth?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 6:19 PM - theLumberJack: no
    Jan 17, 2016 at 6:19 PM - theLumberJack: and yes
    Jan 17, 2016 at 6:21 PM - theLumberJack: Grognak: dead. pendant: mystery
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:06 PM - theLumberJack: If I'm hiding, and magically changem my voice to sound like Idessa, can I use Idessa's diplomacy?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:08 PM - Hexalan: roll disguise, dc 50, epic only?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:09 PM - theLumberJack: no i mean like behind you
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:10 PM - Hexalan: standing behind idessa and then talking as if you were idessa?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:11 PM - theLumberJack: yeah
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:13 PM - Hexalan: why would that ever be a thing that we needed to do
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:13 PM - theLumberJack: i have no idea, i was just looking at my extracts for level 2 and it was a thought
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:13 PM - theLumberJack: shower thought
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:13 PM - Hexalan: maybe you killed me accidentally and now you need to carry my body around and pretend i'm alive so you can find a cleric to revive me
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:14 PM - theLumberJack: That could happen
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:24 PM - Statboy: grognak may need a rescue...
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:25 PM - Hexalan: we carried him out of the tomb with us
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:25 PM - Hexalan: well i implied we did
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:25 PM - Hexalan: also: can i use a signal whistle without being trained in perform?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:26 PM - theLumberJack: I would say yes. Orin has a signal horn.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:27 PM - Hexalan: pfsrd gives it a Perform (Wind Instruments) DC, and peform can only be used trained
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:27 PM - theLumberJack: ah
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:27 PM - theLumberJack: signal horn has dc 0
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: except, you know, it's not actually performing anythign
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM - VaultBot: damnit, i always want to hit s after i type roll.
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM - theLumberJack: nvm dc 10
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: it's not like you have to form your lips and cover holes with your finngers and slur/hold/crescendo/whatever notes
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:29 PM - Hexalan: it's literally just breathing out
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:29 PM - theLumberJack: yeah that's odd
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:29 PM - Hexalan: it might just be to give characters trained in perform a bonus
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:29 PM - Hexalan: but iunno
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:30 PM - theLumberJack: solution
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:30 PM - theLumberJack: orin and idessa go to a brothel. they hire an experienced working person, and they can teach us how to blow
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:31 PM - Hexalan: gg
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:36 PM - Hexalan: how much do whores cost?
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:36 PM - Hexalan: 5cp-10gp/evening
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:39 PM - VintagePC: the 5cp doesns't include the doctor's visit the next morning when the burning starts...
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:40 PM - Hexalan: so we better practice on someone clean then
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:41 PM - VintagePC: Heh. I wish finding a good shoe repair place was as easy in RL as in PF
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:42 PM - theLumberJack: send them to the manufacturer
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:42 PM - VintagePC: my winter shoes are a pair of workboots I bought in 2006
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:42 PM - Hexalan: just spend 1d4 hours in taverns and markets and make a diplomacy check
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:42 PM - VintagePC: only now are they starting to leak
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:43 PM - VintagePC: I'm sad they're discontinued, can't get the same ones anymore
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:43 PM - theLumberJack: that's a bummer
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:43 PM - VaultBot: bah oh well i'll just make a topic about it since they think of it as is for 99% of the common people
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:43 PM - theLumberJack: i just wear combat boots
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:59 PM - Reechard: I wear sandals
    Jan 17, 2016 at 7:59 PM - Reechard: wimps
    Jan 17, 2016 at 8:01 PM - Hexalan: i wear lava's skin like a suit
    Jan 17, 2016 at 8:02 PM - Reechard: IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET
    Jan 17, 2016 at 8:04 PM - VintagePC: OR ELSE IT GETS THE BAD VPS AGAIN
    Jan 17, 2016 at 8:06 PM - VintagePC: nooo, anything but that!
    Jan 17, 2016 at 8:08 PM - Hexalan: nice
     
  16. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 18, 2016 2:22 PM - SoL DarkLord: Guarenteed to be out by 3, from here on out, unless they start having us pack upstairs again, as I no longer have to run the meter.
    Jan 18, 2016 2:26 PM - theLumberJack: I'
    Jan 18, 2016 2:26 PM - theLumberJack: I'm not sure what that means
    Jan 18, 2016 2:27 PM - SoL DarkLord: Means I can do my old man thing and take a nap on wednesdays, before pathfinder.
    Jan 18, 2016 2:30 PM - theLumberJack: Good for you old man ;P
    Jan 18, 2016 2:33 PM - VaultBot: i'm supposed to be used for fps - suggestions?
    Jan 18, 2016 2:33 PM - SoL DarkLord: Well it's more of a low blood pressure thing. as I'm only 24. xD
    Jan 18, 2016 2:34 PM - theLumberJack: Curious how low blood pressure affects needing a nap?
    Jan 18, 2016 2:35 PM - theLumberJack: Also have low blood pressure
    Jan 18, 2016 2:35 PM - SoL DarkLord: Always tired.
    Jan 18, 2016 2:36 PM - theLumberJack: Ah
    Jan 18, 2016 2:36 PM - VaultBot: i can&#039;t wait to eat dinner... got a
    Jan 18, 2016 2:36 PM - theLumberJack: Do you exercise?
    Jan 18, 2016 2:40 PM - SoL DarkLord: Every morning before work.
    Jan 18, 2016 2:44 PM - theLumberJack: Cardio or strength training?
    Jan 18, 2016 2:55 PM - SoL DarkLord: cardio mainly. I get my strength workout at work lifting 40lb boxes all day.
    Jan 18, 2016 2:56 PM - theLumberJack: Sounds like you have more energy than I do.
    Jan 18, 2016 2:56 PM - theLumberJack: I am a vegetable
    Jan 18, 2016 2:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: I also tend to sleep a lot.
    Jan 18, 2016 2:57 PM - theLumberJack: Yeah I sleep a lot and don't do all that effort
    Jan 18, 2016 2:59 PM - theLumberJack: I used to exercise and had much more energy. Then I had mono
    Jan 18, 2016 2:59 PM - SoL DarkLord: Good point.
    Jan 18, 2016 3:10 PM - Statboy: Falling asleep during pathfinder does have consequences. I believe when we start back up while everyone else is back in Wati, Grognak is about to wake up in a dark room with locked doors. Muhahahaha
    Jan 18, 2016 3:12 PM - Statboy: Also tabletop simulator currently 50% off
    Jan 18, 2016 3:18 PM - Hexalan: oh
    Jan 18, 2016 3:45 PM - Amanmegaman: Where did the servers go?
    Jan 18, 2016 3:46 PM - SoL DarkLord: Vintage broke it.
    Jan 18, 2016 3:48 PM - Amanmegaman: Could be worse
    Jan 18, 2016 3:49 PM - Reechard: I broke it
    Jan 18, 2016 3:53 PM - Reechard: it's coming back
    Jan 18, 2016 4:11 PM - VaultBot: or ones that attempt to solve quantum mechanics
    Jan 18, 2016 4:11 PM - Reechard: see?
    Jan 18, 2016 5:02 PM - VaultBot: one technique for covering up a jump cut from naming it
    Jan 18, 2016 5:03 PM - Hexalan: oh
    Jan 18, 2016 5:03 PM - VaultBot: i used to exercise and had much more energy. then i had mono
    Jan 18, 2016 5:04 PM - Statboy: i did autoreply hex for that last line
    Jan 18, 2016 5:18 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "hippie" yet.
    Jan 18, 2016 5:18 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "guns" yet.
    Jan 18, 2016 5:19 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "illiteracy" yet.
    Jan 18, 2016 5:19 PM - VaultBot: suspect if lonesome wanted a phone :p
    Jan 18, 2016 5:19 PM - VaultBot: got this one ""somebody kick vintage i think it came from lonesome.
    Jan 18, 2016 5:25 PM - VaultBot: i also have proof that nazi's built the great wall of china, and that was a sultanate of kelesh (making it an islamic state), but it also syas much more energy. then i had mono
    Jan 18, 2016 5:27 PM - VintagePC: If memory serves there are certain conditons where VB will drop words from the beginning/end of the sentence and that leads to the cases where the reply doesn't seem related to the topic
    Jan 18, 2016 5:29 PM - VintagePC: I think the most common one is if it encounters something that would make it repeat the same word over and over and over and over and over and over
    Jan 18, 2016 6:17 PM - VaultBot: guy was manhandling this guys head by the governor :d
    Jan 18, 2016 7:19 PM - VaultBot: she says they should pay for whatever she couldnt cover with scholarships and stuff.
    Jan 18, 2016 7:19 PM - Hexalan: lol, like just get scholarships
    Jan 18, 2016 7:20 PM - Hexalan: "Yo, I'm short paying my dealer, just gimme a scholarship real quick"
    Jan 18, 2016 7:20 PM - Hexalan: "I'm tryna spend a semester in Europe, slide a scholarship over"
    Jan 18, 2016 7:21 PM - Hexalan: "i wanna fund a long-term manned mission to mars, imma need a couple scholarships"
    Jan 18, 2016 8:18 PM - Reechard: u jelli of the scholarship prowess?
    Jan 18, 2016 8:18 PM - VaultBot: i did autoreply hex for that last line
    Jan 18, 2016 8:33 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "\[banna" yet.
    Jan 18, 2016 8:33 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "banana" yet.
    Jan 18, 2016 8:33 PM - theLumberJack: bana
    Jan 18, 2016 8:33 PM - theLumberJack: banana
    Jan 18, 2016 8:33 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "banana" yet.
    Jan 18, 2016 9:09 PM - Reechard: banana hahahaha
    Jan 18, 2016 9:22 PM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "banana" yet.
    Jan 18, 2016 9:23 PM - VaultBot: *ducks from the sharp object that lava throws
    Jan 18, 2016 9:23 PM - VaultBot: the angry hobos team logo.
    Jan 18, 2016 9:23 PM - VaultBot: yeah vint. i want the world to end by coming to a halt for a second. just one second. have eveyone go flying.
     
  17. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 19, 2016 8:00 AM - English: hai
    Jan 19, 2016 8:20 AM - English: ive finally returned from moving. Should have my computer up tomorrow
    Jan 19, 2016 8:20 AM - VaultBot: nvm... that seems to understand itself quite well based on that die roll
    Jan 19, 2016 8:20 AM - English: err tonight
    Jan 19, 2016 9:14 AM - Hexalan: hiiiii englishhhh
    Jan 19, 2016 9:36 AM - English: whats up all... fucking moving blows BTW
    Jan 19, 2016 9:36 AM - Reechard: moving is awful
    Jan 19, 2016 9:42 AM - Hexalan: i believe in you
    Jan 19, 2016 10:17 AM - English: boxes everywhere. Shit still isnt done on the house. Probably never will. Didn't have internet last night on my first free night in like 7 weeks
    Jan 19, 2016 10:18 AM - Statboy: I believe the traditional pizza and beer to the people that help you move isn't enough. Moving is the worst form of torture on this earth, I would rather be water-boarded
    Jan 19, 2016 10:20 AM - Statboy: Also free night, no intergoogle, that means getting lucky night ;)
    Jan 19, 2016 10:24 AM - Hexalan: <><>
    Jan 19, 2016 10:26 AM - theLumberJack: That's a face, Hex.
    Jan 19, 2016 10:27 AM - Statboy: (.) (.)
    Jan 19, 2016 10:28 AM - Hexalan: uh
    Jan 19, 2016 10:28 AM - Hexalan: yeah
    Jan 19, 2016 10:28 AM - Hexalan: yes it is
    Jan 19, 2016 10:28 AM - VaultBot: also a baby snatcher
    Jan 19, 2016 10:28 AM - theLumberJack: That's not a face, Stat.
    Jan 19, 2016 10:28 AM - Hexalan: i don't know what you thought i thought it was
    Jan 19, 2016 10:29 AM - theLumberJack: A, more "That's a face," than "That's a face".
    Jan 19, 2016 10:29 AM - Hexalan: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyah
    Jan 19, 2016 10:31 AM - Statboy: mine was meant to be boobies
    Jan 19, 2016 10:31 AM - Hexalan: yes stat
    Jan 19, 2016 10:31 AM - Hexalan: we know that one
    Jan 19, 2016 10:32 AM - theLumberJack: I prefer the more buxom representation. ( . Y . )
    Jan 19, 2016 10:32 AM - Statboy: You'd think with age and maturity I'd outgrow that, yet here we are
    Jan 19, 2016 10:32 AM - Statboy: lol LJ
    Jan 19, 2016 10:34 AM - VaultBot: still gotta stop bleeding in dem boobies
    Jan 19, 2016 10:35 AM - Statboy: VB that is one of the most horrible things you've ever said
    Jan 19, 2016 10:39 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "\[horrible\]" yet.
    Jan 19, 2016 10:39 AM - VaultBot: stat was planning on 7e
    Jan 19, 2016 10:39 AM - VaultBot: has every food group in it, so it should be relevant to the most horrible things you've ever said
    Jan 19, 2016 10:40 AM - VaultBot: i wear lava's skin like a fucking phone, hypocrite :p
    Jan 19, 2016 10:40 AM - VaultBot: i always get a girl lava
    Jan 19, 2016 10:41 AM - Statboy: VB is channeling his inner hannibal lecter today
    Jan 19, 2016 10:42 AM - VaultBot: vintage broke it.
    Jan 19, 2016 10:42 AM - theLumberJack: Indeed.
    Jan 19, 2016 10:42 AM - VaultBot: is channeling his inner hannibal lecter today
    Jan 19, 2016 10:42 AM - Hexalan: make a perception check to see if it were actually vint
    Jan 19, 2016 10:43 AM - VaultBot: hah lol no
    Jan 19, 2016 10:43 AM - Statboy rolls 1d20 - Result: 6 = (6) = 6
    Jan 19, 2016 10:44 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "perception" yet.
    Jan 19, 2016 10:47 AM - Hexalan: you sense nothing unusual.
    Jan 19, 2016 10:47 AM - English: Unfortunately Wife is on bedrest so no getting anything till after bebe is born
    Jan 19, 2016 10:48 AM - English: And damn Stat. You need to put some ranks into Perception...
    Jan 19, 2016 10:49 AM - theLumberJack rolls 1d20 + 1 - Result: 15 = (15+ 1) = 16
    Jan 19, 2016 10:52 AM - Statboy: dude your wife is pregnant!!!
    Jan 19, 2016 10:52 AM - Statboy: congrats man
    Jan 19, 2016 10:53 AM - Hexalan: roll sense motive
    Jan 19, 2016 11:06 AM - English: Yeah she is almost 34 weeks. She had a little pre term labor scare with her having some contractions. So she is trying to hold out till 34 weeks to get dem lungs developed
    Jan 19, 2016 11:37 AM - Reechard: what did her Dentist say?
    Jan 19, 2016 11:38 AM - VaultBot: what did her dentist say?
    Jan 19, 2016 11:38 AM - Hexalan: what did her Dentist say?
    Jan 19, 2016 11:39 AM - theLumberJack: Well?
    Jan 19, 2016 11:40 AM - VaultBot: yes that one
    Jan 19, 2016 11:51 AM - Statboy: alright, who changed their color to purple, that is Statboy's color, and I did not autoreply the VB
    Jan 19, 2016 11:52 AM - Hexalan: isn't amenmegaman that color too
    Jan 19, 2016 11:52 AM - Statboy: unknown
    Jan 19, 2016 12:04 PM - English: She is also nauseous a lot and I don't feel like being vomited on...
    Jan 19, 2016 12:05 PM - Hexalan: understandable
    Jan 19, 2016 1:27 PM - TimeCrush: Claiming a color before the colors get claimed.
    Jan 19, 2016 1:27 PM - TimeCrush: Slightly dehydrated piss it is then.
    Jan 19, 2016 2:54 PM - Statboy: Name already has yellow I think, somebody that's not on often does
    Jan 19, 2016 3:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: I knows I got the blue
    Jan 19, 2016 3:39 PM - Hexalan: you know
    Jan 19, 2016 3:39 PM - Hexalan: usually i go with some sort of purple or slate
    Jan 19, 2016 3:40 PM - Hexalan: but stat has been using slate blue and calling it purple since the dawn of time
    Jan 19, 2016 3:40 PM - Hexalan: so my hands are tied
    Jan 19, 2016 3:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: Guys don't know color... that's why stat calls it purple.
    Jan 19, 2016 3:54 PM - Hexalan: slate is the only color i know
    Jan 19, 2016 3:54 PM - Hexalan: it's my favorite
    Jan 19, 2016 3:54 PM - Hexalan: and henceforth it is mine
    Jan 19, 2016 3:55 PM - Hexalan: statboy can eat a hot dog, and enjoy it with gusto
    Jan 19, 2016 3:57 PM - SoL DarkLord: A while back I bought AC:Syndicate, and I have to say I enjoy it far more then I enjoyed any other recent titles in the franchise.
    Jan 19, 2016 4:57 PM - Statboy: there are only 5 colors, red, blue, yellow, black, and white all others are imaginary
    Jan 19, 2016 5:02 PM - SoL DarkLord: So you're using an imaginary color?
    Jan 19, 2016 5:36 PM - Statboy: yes I am, it means I'm crazy, and so are you for being able to see it
    Jan 19, 2016 5:47 PM - VintagePC: octarine? :p
    Jan 19, 2016 5:49 PM - Statboy: periwinkle
    Jan 19, 2016 7:13 PM - Rage: :0
    Jan 19, 2016 8:39 PM - VaultBot: i'm bored.. not sure i wanna know is... 4k resolution is 4x the pixels based off the vertical height... not the horizontal
    Jan 19, 2016 8:39 PM - Reechard: octarine
    Jan 19, 2016 8:39 PM - VaultBot: ok good to know
    Jan 19, 2016 8:39 PM - Reechard: ha
    Jan 19, 2016 8:39 PM - Reechard: Great A'Tuin approves.
    Jan 19, 2016 8:44 PM - VintagePC: I was waiting for someone to get that
     
  18. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 20, 2016 9:21 AM - TimeCrush: Scrolls get burnt on use correct?
    Jan 20, 2016 9:27 AM - English: in PF they are one time use items
    Jan 20, 2016 9:28 AM - English: so casting the spell or scribing it to a spell book counts as a use
    Jan 20, 2016 9:28 AM - English: and then the scroll is useless afterwards
    Jan 20, 2016 9:28 AM - English: but they are relatively cheap and quick to craft
    Jan 20, 2016 9:36 AM - TimeCrush: If you scribe it into a book, is it yours?
    Jan 20, 2016 9:38 AM - TimeCrush: Nevermind, my magic comes from my bat.
    Jan 20, 2016 9:38 AM - English: You might be able to teach it to your familiar one sec let me look that up
    Jan 20, 2016 9:41 AM - English: Learn from a Scroll: A witch can use a scroll to teach her familiar a new spell. This process takes 1 hour per level of the spell to be learned, during which time the scroll is burned and its ashes used to create a special brew or powder that is consumed by the familiar. This process destroys the scroll. At the end of this time, the witch must make a Spellcraft check (DC 15 + spell level).
    Jan 20, 2016 9:42 AM - English: If the check fails, the process went awry in some way and the spell is not learned, although the scroll is still consumed.
    Jan 20, 2016 9:42 AM - English: Familiar Teaching Familiar: A witch’s familiar can learn spells from another witch’s familiar. To accomplish this, the familiars must spend one hour per level of the spell being taught in communion with one another. At the end of this time, the witch whose familiar is learning a spell must make a Spellcraft check (DC 15 + spell level).
    Jan 20, 2016 9:42 AM - English: If the check succeeds, the familiar has learned the spell and the witch may utilize it the next time she prepares spells. If the check fails, the familiar has failed to learn the spell and cannot try to learn that spell again until the witch has gained another rank in Spellcraft. Most witches require a spell of equal or greater level in return for this service.
    Jan 20, 2016 9:43 AM - English: If a familiar belongs to a witch that has died, it only retains its knowledge of spells for 24 hours, during which time it is possible to coerce or bribe the familiar into teaching its spells to another, subject to GM discretion.
    Jan 20, 2016 9:45 AM - English: Also, TC which Hex did you take?
    Jan 20, 2016 9:49 AM - English: cuz I dont see one on your character sheet
    Jan 20, 2016 9:50 AM - TimeCrush: Slumber
    Jan 20, 2016 9:50 AM - English: cool :)
    Jan 20, 2016 9:50 AM - TimeCrush: Appreciate you digging all that up
    Jan 20, 2016 9:50 AM - TimeCrush: Will come in handy
    Jan 20, 2016 9:51 AM - English: No Problem TC -- It is basically the same for a wizard to copy a spell to a spell book just no familiar is involved
    Jan 20, 2016 9:52 AM - English: When in doubt something usually requires a skill check and the DC is most likely around 10+spell level / 15 + spell level
    Jan 20, 2016 9:52 AM - English: except concentration which I am pretty sure is 15+double spell level
    Jan 20, 2016 9:53 AM - English: (casting defensively i.e. not provoking attacks of opp while casting)
    Jan 20, 2016 9:53 AM - English: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic#TOC-Concentration
    Jan 20, 2016 10:41 AM - Reechard: [​IMG]
    Jan 20, 2016 10:44 AM - Hexalan: wat
    Jan 20, 2016 12:49 PM - Statboy: TC i imagine 2 familiars sniffing each other butt's as part of the spell transference process
    Jan 20, 2016 1:02 PM - Hexalan: lol, didn't even realize smite evil was so much better in pathfinder than 3.5
    Jan 20, 2016 1:07 PM - TimeCrush: I'm so jacked for tonight
    Jan 20, 2016 2:09 PM - English: Reechard is just jealous of my PF knowledge
    Jan 20, 2016 2:09 PM - English: dude Hex -- Smite Evil is AMAZING
    Jan 20, 2016 2:10 PM - English: it lasts for 24 hours or until the paladin goes to sleep
    Jan 20, 2016 2:10 PM - English: And in a campaign with shit tons of undead. your smite evil is even MORE amazeballs
    Jan 20, 2016 3:09 PM - TimeCrush: 3 hours, hnnng
    Jan 20, 2016 4:27 PM - VaultBot: hours, hnnng
    Jan 20, 2016 4:27 PM - theLumberJack: hnnng
    Jan 20, 2016 4:34 PM - VaultBot: ^ that too vintage
    Jan 20, 2016 4:34 PM - Hexalan: i was looking up how to make myself op
    Jan 20, 2016 4:34 PM - Hexalan: and some guy listed out how 3.5 paladin was complete shit, and pathfinder paladin got buffed to shitlord
    Jan 20, 2016 4:35 PM - Hexalan: i now understand why you say paladin needs bizarre moral codes
    Jan 20, 2016 4:39 PM - theLumberJack: Paladins are fun for GMs
    Jan 20, 2016 4:40 PM - theLumberJack: I love when someone in a game I'm running is a Paladin. Especially when they stop being a paladin.
    Jan 20, 2016 4:56 PM - Statboy: they fight as well as a fighter, get a mount, and can heal. That's not OP
    Jan 20, 2016 4:56 PM - Statboy: also hex, are you gonna get a Camel for your mount?
    Jan 20, 2016 4:56 PM - Hexalan: uhhhhhhhhh
    Jan 20, 2016 4:57 PM - theLumberJack: Can hex ride a mount
    Jan 20, 2016 4:57 PM - theLumberJack: Physically
    Jan 20, 2016 4:57 PM - theLumberJack: Idessa doesn't have legs.
    Jan 20, 2016 4:58 PM - Hexalan: yeah, see, i was planning on the holy weapon one
    Jan 20, 2016 4:58 PM - Hexalan: since i don't really have legs
    Jan 20, 2016 4:58 PM - Hexalan: but i mean i have a ride modifier
    Jan 20, 2016 4:58 PM - Hexalan: tbh wrapping my tail around a saddle wouldn't be too farfetched
    Jan 20, 2016 4:59 PM - Statboy: you can enhance your weapon instead of taking a mount
    Jan 20, 2016 4:59 PM - VintagePC: shit
    Jan 20, 2016 4:59 PM - VintagePC: I still need to select gear
    Jan 20, 2016 4:59 PM - VintagePC: what time we starting?
    Jan 20, 2016 5:00 PM - theLumberJack: in an hour
    Jan 20, 2016 5:00 PM - Hexalan: yeah i know, that's what i was gonna do
    Jan 20, 2016 5:00 PM - Hexalan: but metagame hex knows that we're gonna be running around the desert eventually
    Jan 20, 2016 5:01 PM - theLumberJack: We could get a cart
    Jan 20, 2016 5:07 PM - theLumberJack: must make better macros...
    Jan 20, 2016 5:08 PM - Statboy: it's not meta-gaming, it's in the players guide, it specifically states you will be in the desert
    Jan 20, 2016 5:09 PM - Statboy: which is something I liked about this module, it tells you what kind of adventure to gear up for. Instead of ohh we just landed in the Sahara, I apparently set off without knowing where I was going
    Jan 20, 2016 5:10 PM - theLumberJack: woo i've added sneak attack into my regular macros
    Jan 20, 2016 5:13 PM - Statboy: Macro's are nice
    Jan 20, 2016 5:15 PM - theLumberJack: There's no way for conditonal text values so on the field to say if the roll include sneak attack it just says 1 or 0
    Jan 20, 2016 5:15 PM - TimeCrush: IM READY TO PLAY
    Jan 20, 2016 5:16 PM - theLumberJack: YEAH
    Jan 20, 2016 5:24 PM - VintagePC: are there generic rations available
    Jan 20, 2016 5:24 PM - theLumberJack: yeah
    Jan 20, 2016 5:26 PM - Statboy: trail rations are 5 sp per one day of rations
    Jan 20, 2016 5:26 PM - VintagePC: weight?
    Jan 20, 2016 5:26 PM - Statboy: http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/coreRulebook/equipment.html
    Jan 20, 2016 5:26 PM - Statboy: scroll down to goods and services
    Jan 20, 2016 5:26 PM - VintagePC: ah, I was looking under food
    Jan 20, 2016 5:29 PM - Statboy: goods and services has all the little things you could ever think of
    Jan 20, 2016 5:42 PM - VintagePC: welp, got some stuff
    Jan 20, 2016 5:42 PM - VintagePC: probably missed some stuff
    Jan 20, 2016 5:42 PM - VintagePC: gonna find out the hard wat
    Jan 20, 2016 5:42 PM - VintagePC: *way
    Jan 20, 2016 5:43 PM - theLumberJack: You mean the fun way
    Jan 20, 2016 5:44 PM - VintagePC: lol
    Jan 20, 2016 5:47 PM - VintagePC: now to assemble dinner
    Jan 20, 2016 5:47 PM - Hexalan: that's not real
    Jan 20, 2016 5:48 PM - Hexalan: in the grim darkness of the far future there is only trail rations
    Jan 20, 2016 5:54 PM - VintagePC: feck
    Jan 20, 2016 5:54 PM - VintagePC: now I have to enter all this shit in roll20
    Jan 20, 2016 5:55 PM - Statboy: no you don't if you don't want to
    Jan 20, 2016 5:56 PM - Statboy: i think only Sol is using the roll 20 character sheet
    Jan 20, 2016 5:56 PM - VintagePC: oh good
    Jan 20, 2016 5:56 PM - Statboy: we can give you macro's for your rolls
    Jan 20, 2016 5:56 PM - theLumberJack: making a cuppa then i'll me on mumble
    Jan 20, 2016 5:58 PM - Statboy: If you want to hop in mumble vint we'll get you macro's and a token
    Jan 20, 2016 5:58 PM - VintagePC: one sec, just getting dinner
    Jan 20, 2016 9:27 PM - VintagePC: dat phlog nerf
    Jan 20, 2016 9:28 PM - VintagePC: pyro no longer a real class
    Jan 20, 2016 9:28 PM - VintagePC: inb4 lava rage
     
  19. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 21, 2016 6:10 AM - LavaRed: phlog is for weenies
    Jan 21, 2016 6:10 AM - LavaRed: but make no mistake
    Jan 21, 2016 6:10 AM - LavaRed: the lava rage is real, however converted into silent plotting these days
    Jan 21, 2016 8:47 AM - English: lol nerd rage
    Jan 21, 2016 9:50 AM - Statboy: Phlog was due for a little nerf, though that may have been a big nerf
    Jan 21, 2016 1:06 PM - theLumberJack: There is no pyro. Only backstab victims
     
  20. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Jan 22, 2016 8:19 AM - Reechard: dum dee doo dee durr durr DURRRRR DURRRRRR
    Jan 22, 2016 8:21 AM - Reechard: [​IMG]
    Jan 22, 2016 9:38 AM - VaultBot: i dominated him in a lobby, and now i have to
    Jan 22, 2016 9:38 AM - English: So playing PF play by post is actually really fun
    Jan 22, 2016 9:39 AM - English: am trying to get in on a game at Myth weavers. it is definitely more accessible for me since my only real computer time is at work
    Jan 22, 2016 9:39 AM - English: I am also really enjoying the PbP nature as well. Really gives you time to think and draw things out
    Jan 22, 2016 9:40 AM - Hexalan: roleplaying is way more hardcore in pbp
    Jan 22, 2016 10:10 AM - Statboy: If there was a way to make combat work, pbp would be what everybody does
    Jan 22, 2016 10:13 AM - English: You can make it work, you just have to remember games do not progress at the pace they would at a Tabletop
    Jan 22, 2016 10:15 AM - Statboy: the pbp i've seen have a once or twice a day post minimum, but during combat that still only 1-2 rnds per day
    Jan 22, 2016 10:20 AM - English: With our small community you could probably very easily make it 5 posts a day minimum. You would also be _playing_ constantly. As opposed to once a week or once every couple weeks
    Jan 22, 2016 10:26 AM - Statboy: what if you still used roll 20? Anybody can log in and see the map at any time. So combat would still have a map, the GM would just have to make the grid numbered (ie I move my character to G-26)
    Jan 22, 2016 10:29 AM - English: you could definitely still use roll 20. I would limit the chat when you are actually "in game" on the map to combat and combat actions/speech. You would have a hard time separating out of combat actions and speech with in combat
    Jan 22, 2016 10:29 AM - English: I would use the posts in Roll20 for out of combat action and the "in game" function for in combat
    Jan 22, 2016 10:39 AM - Statboy: They have thread discussing the suggestion of an auto-numbered grid, from what the devs are saying they like the idea, and are willing to cater more to pbp
    Jan 22, 2016 10:41 AM - Hexalan: the forum i used to play on had advanced plugins; you could use a bbcode table for the combat grid, roll dice in posts, etc.
    Jan 22, 2016 10:42 AM - Statboy: So you had an actual map (seriously Statboy is visual and would need actual maps)
    Jan 22, 2016 10:43 AM - Hexalan: yeah, usually with characters to represent players, enemies, obstacles, etc.
    Jan 22, 2016 10:43 AM - Hexalan: though i have played at least once where the dm would actually have a map in like illustrator or something, and move around raster icons
    Jan 22, 2016 10:44 AM - Hexalan: then just post a jpg export to update combat
    Jan 22, 2016 10:45 AM - Statboy: that seems like mucho grande effort when using roll20 would just be easier
    Jan 22, 2016 10:46 AM - Hexalan: the main thing with pbp is that it's by nature staggered, so you don't have a couple hours of everybody there doing things, but you don't have to get everyone online at the same time to play
    Jan 22, 2016 10:48 AM - Statboy: right right, I'm saying pbp with roll 20 is easier than exporting a jpg once per rnd
    Jan 22, 2016 10:48 AM - Hexalan: ya lol
    Jan 22, 2016 11:32 AM - Reechard: I bet if you smacked vintage really hard he'd make a "TableTop RPG" subforum somewhere
    Jan 22, 2016 11:33 AM - Reechard: I would think we'd almost want it to be it's own main forum section for TableTop Gaming stuff in general if we get this off the ground, and have a PbP subforum
    Jan 22, 2016 11:35 AM - Reechard: I need to read over the rules in secret hitler again on monday before we play
    Jan 22, 2016 11:36 AM - Reechard: I've got about half of it, but reading rules without the visual aids of the game components doesn't help my learning type
    Jan 22, 2016 11:57 AM - Statboy: English if you want to start a pbp, i have a number of modules i could send you.
    Jan 22, 2016 11:59 AM - VaultBot: they decided to start a pbp, i have never seen a gas powered shotgun, and i'm not sure how close to the comcast round?
    Jan 22, 2016 11:59 AM - TimeCrush: Hex that color has got to gooooo
    Jan 22, 2016 11:59 AM - Hexalan: aren't all guns technically powered by gas
    Jan 22, 2016 12:01 PM - Hexalan: <><>
    Jan 22, 2016 12:03 PM - Statboy: ssshhh i've been secretly debating donating money to Vintages drinking fund to force hex's color to pink
    Jan 22, 2016 12:04 PM - Hexalan: who do you think i am, lumberjack?
    Jan 22, 2016 2:25 PM - Statboy: Just read an article saying that Winds of Winter may not be released until 2017, and Dream of Spring not until 2023. I am starting to think that George RR Martin will die first
    Jan 22, 2016 5:48 PM - VintagePC: watch a stream or two :)
    Jan 22, 2016 5:49 PM - VintagePC: also yeah... if the drinking fund is sufficiently filled,a pbp/tabletop subforum can be arranged (with suitable dice and other plugins...)
    Jan 22, 2016 5:50 PM - VintagePC: also bionic dues is free in humble store atm
    Jan 22, 2016 9:13 PM - English: I wouldn't mind running a PbP campaign. It is definitely more manageable as a GM when your free time is not necessarily at the same time each day
     
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