Convos With My 2 Year Old

lol. Are kids really that smart? I figured when they turn 4 is when they magically know how to have cognitive thoughts. xD If they can have conversations like that when they're little then I'm going to lol for many years when I finally have one.
 
Unfortunately their little ears are always listening even if you think they are to involved with playing with their toys. They hear EVERYTHING and will repeat things you say and can most of the time get the context right.
 
Unfortunately their little ears are always listening even if you think they are to involved with playing with their toys. They hear EVERYTHING and will repeat things you say and can most of the time get the context right.

Which is why I never swear, I am very weary it will come back to bite me in the butt.
 
Unfortunately their little ears are always listening even if you think they are to involved with playing with their toys. They hear EVERYTHING and will repeat things you say and can most of the time get the context right.
God my niece calls me a pain her ass. She's 2, turning 3 this year. Besides that, she'll call my dog an asshole if he tries to steal her food while she's eating.
 
I corrected my grandpa when i was 2 he went the wrong way when taking me home and I told him he missed the turn his reply to that was we're taking the scenic route, at the point i looked him in the eye through the mirror and said, "That means we're lost."
 
Which is why I never swear, I am very weary it will come back to bite me in the butt.
I'm gonna teach my kid to say "you son of a bitch!" at a certain gesture. If someone pisses me off I will motion to him, and he can call the person a son of a bitch. I will tell him "bad, don't say those words", but as soon as the other person leaves I will secretly give him a high five and buy him ice cream.
 

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