You Know What Really Grinds Geoff's Gears?

What pisses me off is people who respond to your classified ad on Craigslist and it's obvious they didn't even read the posting. Every single questions you're asking me I put in the classified!

/low information voters
 
You know what really grinds my gears?

When someone wraps up a FRESH doughnut so that when you go to unwrap it, the wrapping takes 90% of the chocolate off. =(
 
You know what really grinds my gears?

When someone wraps up a FRESH doughnut so that when you go to unwrap it, the wrapping takes 90% of the chocolate off. =(
This must REALLY grind your gears, because it's a total repost from last week :p
 
Well, it's a waste of a doughnut =(

I'm all excited to eat it and BAM, there goes all the chocolate...

Also, the post you are talking about is almost 2 weeks old. =P
 
What grinds my gears? Inanimate signs that say 'Thank you!'.
When you can't even be arsed to fake a personal thank you.
 
Lick the fucking wrapper.


It's not even CLOSE to the same thing as just eating the damn doughnut with the chocolate intact. Not even close.


You know what really grinds my gears?

People who say "soda" instead of "pop". Now, this is more of a "where you live" kind of thing, but it still bothers me lol.
 
I was always used to sodapop as one word here.

What grinds my gears is when you travel plan something using the bus wepsite, and it gives you incorrect times for arrival times of a bus. The other day i needed to be somewhere and I had to leave 3 hours before when it should have been a 45 min trip. Why because the bus gave me a time I know for a fact is not right. *side note i made it just in time.*
 
You know what really grind my gears?

Moving. I hate it with a passion, and just finished doing it again.

My knees are shot.

Oh god yes. Moving is horrid. I need to find the pic of my ankle from when we moved, I rolled the everyliving crap out of it the week before we were leaving and manned up and loaded the trucks with it. It bruised all the way through my leg and was gross.
 
You know what grinds my to much personal information gears?

When you go number 2, and it doesn't feel like its all out, but your body says its done. Might as well just get back in bed and wait for tomorrow.
 
You know what grinds my to much personal information gears?

When you go number 2, and it doesn't feel like its all out, but your body says its done. Might as well just get back in bed and wait for tomorrow.
I disagree. Worse is after you finish wiping and your body goes "Nah bro, that was only part of it".
 
You know what really grinds my gears on the same similar and disgusting note?

When the big part is done, then the small part pops out and splashes in so hard, your ass gets wet. That aint cool bro. It aint cool...
 
You know what really grinds my gears on the same similar and disgusting note?

When the big part is done, then the small part pops out and splashes in so hard, your ass gets wet. That aint cool bro. It aint cool...

God damn, like the smallest depth charge gets a bullseye. They don't make water hot enough for the dirty you feel after that..
 
God damn, like the smallest depth charge gets a bullseye. They don't make water hot enough for the dirty you feel after that..
The fact you tend to have also taken a leak by that point doesn't help either. :/
 
You guys are wimps. It's just a little poop.
 
You know what really fries my burger?

You people and your "normal" poops! Try not having a gal bladder!!!
Care to enlighten us? I'm too lazy to google what problems that causes...
 
You know what really grinds my gears on the same similar and disgusting note?

When the big part is done, then the small part pops out and splashes in so hard, your ass gets wet. That aint cool bro. It aint cool...

I got my friend to agree with this. xD
 

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