Quotes Thread 2.0

(Talking to Net)

Iceh: How was Halloween for yeah?

Net: I was working during most of it so pretty uneventful :(

Iceh: D:
Net No! You need a break from work if it does not let you give others candy so that Dentists make money D:

Net: haha
 
Me: I like the fog. It reminds me of how insignificant we are. I like things that remind of that.
Friend: So women?
 
Lavared: I told you yesterday GJ that I wanted you to help me build
GJ: Oh well I'll help you lavabread, and we can be inbred together.
 
Blood Feast Island Man:
sometimes i like to cover my chest in bbq sauce and let squirrells lick it off
  1. Iceh:
    sounds cold. How do you not freeze to death doing that?
Blood Feast Island Man:
Through years of practicing Tummo (inner fire meditation) to Celine Dion music. I've perfected the ability to keep warm
 
  1. 4 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
    AG you live in St Louis. Take care of it the St Louis way. Put a brick through his window, if that doesn't work blow him up in his car so no one else fucks with you.

  2. 3 minutes ago - Iceh:
    ...

  3. 2 minutes ago - Iceh:
    Sounds like to much work :p not to mention against the law

  4. 2 minutes ago - Iceh:
    o_O *
  5. 1 minute ago - theLumberJack:
    It's St Louis Iceh
  6. 1 minute ago - Net:
    Yea I can see that shit being allowed in St. Louis.
  7. 1 minute ago - theLumberJack:
    the unions own the law
  8. 1 minute ago - Net:
    hey are batshit crazy donw there.
  9. A moment ago - theLumberJack:
    I may or may not have familial ties to people who partake in 'batshit crazy' st louis things.
  10. A moment ago - theLumberJack:
    I have no comment.
  11. A moment ago - theLumberJack:
    I'm walking my dogs now good bye
  12. A moment ago - Net:
    You just commented though..
  13. A moment ago - Net:
    o_O
  14. A moment ago - theLumberJack:
    ;)
 
  1. 1 minute ago - Zirkus:
    bought some homemade jerky from a friend. its like licking hot lava. dear god
  2. A moment ago - Reechard:
    you stay the fuck away from my wife.
  3. A moment ago - Reechard:
    dammit zirkus
 
1:46 PM - Fyre!: Virgin Forever 4-Asses?
1:46 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: you got it
1:46 PM - Fyre!: nice
1:46 PM - Fyre!: Im a champion decrypter
1:47 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: you're a champion something
1:47 PM - Fyre!: fornicator
1:47 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: your Mom must be proud.
1:47 PM - Fyre!: dude
1:48 PM - Fyre!: she high 5s me each time
1:48 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: That's wrong on so many levels
1:48 PM - Fyre!: sometimes, she waits outside the door with cookies and milk
1:48 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: ...
1:48 PM - Fyre!: LOL
 
  1. LavaRed:
    rottenecard_1657180_q43xnpqmr5.png
  2. 3 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
    you can wave my magic wand
 
Don Q. Reavis: IT'S MY BRITHDAY AND AN ADULT NOW WANT TO DO TAXES AND TALK ABOUT OUR BUSINESS MEETINGS OVER RED WINE AND BRAN MUFFINS?
Vintage CaptSpiffy: ...
Vintage CaptSpiffy: no
Vintage CaptSpiffy: why not just do a line of coke off of a hooker's ass, like a normal person?
Don Q. Reavis: OK WELL HIT ME UP LATER DO YOU HAVE MY BUSINESS CARD NO OK I GUESS I'LL FAX IT TO YOU
Don Q. Reavis: FAX
Don Q. Reavis: BUSINESS FAX
Don Q. Reavis is now Offline.
 
GJ: Sometimes you just have to bite the pillow and go in hard.
Lavared: If it's not already wet when you go in you're doing the foreplay wrong.
Me: But it doesn't get wet in your ass.
GJ: Diarrhea.
 

    1. 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
      why does it ask such personal questions like my postal code and my current adress o.o

    2. 3 minutes ago - Iceh:
      I am not giving it my such personal info xD

    3. 3 minutes ago - Iceh:
      :cautious

  1. A moment ago - Spago:
    I never give those things my real shit.
  2. A moment ago - Spago:
    hell, my MSN email thinks I'm 102 years old. keep getting damn AARP invites
 
  1. 1 minute ago - CaptSpiffy:
    I fucking love Bioshock.
  2. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
    "oh hey, here's this beautiful environment. oops, the lights are out."
  3. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
    "one sec, that's not a prob- OH GOD SOMETHING'S CLAWING ITS WAY IN!"
  4. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
    seriously, though, there's a TON of moments in that game.
  5. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
    "oh, god, what's this little girl doing out here?"
  6. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
    "OH, GOD! WHAT'S THIS LITTLE GIRL DOING OUT HERE?!"
 
  1. 11 minutes ago - lonesome killer:
    Who's up for some The Ship?
  2. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3. 8 minutes ago - Razer:
    Dammit... ship would be good if I wasn't at work.
  4. 7 minutes ago - Razer:
    Instead, I'm stuck in minecraft, harvesting lava.
  5. 7 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    I beg your pardon!
  6. 6 minutes ago - Razer:
    beg all you want. I dont grant pardons.
  7. 5 minutes ago - Razer:
    :p
  8. 4 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    you'd like that wouldnt you? lol
  9. 4 minutes ago - Razer:
    yup
  10. 3 minutes ago - Funk:
    I harvest wheat.
  11. 3 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    so much facepalm
  12. 1 minute ago - :
    Razer laughs
 
  1. 19 minutes ago - African Grey:
    today on a random IRC: Person one says: "Why would I do that"
  2. 19 minutes ago - African Grey:
    person two says: "for science!"
  3. 19 minutes ago - African Grey:
    "Person one: "Fuck science."
  4. 18 minutes ago - Barbarossa_5:
    science is pretty sexy
  5. 18 minutes ago - African Grey:
    anonymous user: "I'm an expert in fuck science. Wanna experiment with me?"
  6. 17 minutes ago - African Grey:
    So then I came here instead.
  7. 15 minutes ago - Barbarossa_5:
    you expect a higher level of conversation here?
  8. 5 minutes ago - African Grey:
    no. just wanted a different one.
 
  1. 5 minutes ago - Spazz:
    That's it.
  2. 5 minutes ago - Spazz:
    I just got boo'd off of a dating website.
  3. 5 minutes ago - Spazz:
    A *free* dating website.
  4. 5 minutes ago - Spazz:
    Guess I'll give men a try.
  5. 4 minutes ago - Spazz:
    Or maybe hermaphrodites.
  6. 4 minutes ago - Spazz:
    Ease into it a bit.

  7. 1 minute ago - Iceh:
    Spazz?

  8. A moment ago - Iceh:
    :wtf
  9. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Yes?
  10. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Wanna be my date to the senior prom?

  11. A moment ago - Iceh:
    why not go meet a girl outside?

  12. A moment ago - Iceh:
    haha
  13. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Promise I'll go light on the roofies.

  14. A moment ago - Iceh:
    nope

  15. A moment ago - Iceh:
    I already got one
  16. A moment ago - Spazz:
    OH I MET WOMEN OUTSIDE
  17. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Problem was that they all were just that.
  18. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Outside.

  19. A moment ago - Iceh:
    Fireh is my prom date

  20. A moment ago - Iceh:
    haha

  21. A moment ago - Iceh:
    ask LAva?
  22. A moment ago - Spazz:
    You wound me with your cruel, cruel words.

  23. A moment ago - Iceh:
    :eek:
  24. 1 minute ago - Spazz:
    No, honestly all the women I met liked me so much that I got friend zoned.
  25. 1 minute ago - Spazz:
    It's literally been like 5 times in a row now.
  26. 1 minute ago - Spazz:
    I'm at the point where I'm all "Fuck it, I'll get a dog and an expensive internet connection."
 

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