Country music is not about hillbillies living in a trailer.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by lonesome killer, Jan 6, 2014.

  1. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Reechard said something to the effect that country music is about living in a trailer and loving it. That's not true. It's about loving yourself, your family, God, your neighbors, the American soldier, and life. It's about having a good time with friends, love, heartbreaks, and remembering the moments that define you. It's about doing right and appreciating the little things like when your woman calls you "baby." And at the end of a long work week it's about winding down and having some fun.

    Of the 2013 Top 50 hit songs, none of them talk about in-breeding or living in a trailer.

    1 Don't Ya Brett Eldredge
    2 How Country Feels Randy Houser
    3 'Til My Last Day Justin Moore
    4 If I Didn't Have You Thompson Square
    5 Point At You Justin Moore
    6 Goodbye In Her Eyes Zac Brown Band
    7 It Goes Like This Thomas Rhett
    8 Redneck Crazy Tyler Farr
    9 Hey Pretty Girl Kip Moore
    10 Wagon Wheel Darius Rucker
    11 Somebody's Heartbreak Hunter Hayes
    12 Sunny And 75 Joe Nichols
    13 Crash My Party Luke Bryan
    14 Beer Money Kip Moore
    15 Mine Would Be You Blake Shelton
    16 Hey Girl Billy Currington
    17 Done The Band Perry
    18 Give It All We Got Tonight George Strait
    19 Southern Comfort Zone Brad Paisley
    20 Tornado Little Big Town
    21 See You Again Carrie Underwood
    22 Get Your Shine On Florida-Georgia Line
    23 Beat This Summer Brad Paisley
    24 Boys Round Here Blake Shelton
    25 Anywhere With You Jake Owen
    26 One Of Those Nights Tim McGraw
    27 Round Here Florida-Georgia Line
    28 That's My Kind Of Night Luke Bryan
    29 Better Dig Two The Band Perry
    30 Downtown Lady Antebellum
    31 Highway Don't Care Tim McGraw w/ Taylor Swift
    32 Carolina Parmalee
    33 Southern Girl Tim McGraw
    34 Begin Again Taylor Swift
    35 Every Storm (Runs Out Of Rain) Gary Allan
    36 I Want Crazy Hunter Hayes
    37 Mama's Broken Heart Miranda Lambert
    38 Little Bit Of Everything Keith Urban
    39 Night Train Jason Aldean
    40 I Drive Your Truck Lee Brice
    41 Two Black Cadillacs Carrie Underwood
    42 We Were Us Keith Urban & Miranda Lambert
    43 All Over The Road Easton Corbin
    44 Runnin' Outta Moonlight Randy Houser
    45 The Only Way I Know Jason Aldean w/ Luke Bryan & Eric Church
    46 Sure Be Cool If You Did Blake Shelton
    47 I Can Take It From There Chris Young
    48 More Than Miles Brantley Gilbert
    49 Aw Naw Chris Young
    50 Pirate Flag Kenny Chesney
  2. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    Literally all of these are about being a piece of crap hillbilly and living in a trailer.
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  3. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    Country music about getting divorced, getting cheated on, wrecking your truck, and losing your dog.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  4. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    It's about momma, trains, trucks, prison, and gettin' drunk.
  5. Train in Vain

    Train in Vain Achievement Hunter

  6. Geoff

    Geoff Sir "Let's Play"

    Why do I get the strange feeling the OP was taking a joke waaaaay too seriously lol.
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  7. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester TF2L developer

    Yay stereotypes! (Of course, they wouldn't be stereotypes if there wasn't some grain of truth to them at some point in history...)
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  8. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    There's no real joke here. I really REALLY hate country music. It is all of the worst parts of 70s/80s rock without any of the good parts, and it really, honestly is drastically lowering the standards that some of the "not quite as educated" in our society place on themselves. In the 80s at least country music was about living in the country, living off the land, driving cattle, raising crops, and being a contributing member of society even without necessarily being educated..... Now it's all about sitting in the trailer being drunk all day with your pregnant wife and letting welfare carry you through life. I hate it.
  9. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Which I just showed the top hits are nothing like that. I listen to cuntry religiously and the songs are not like that. Reechard hates it and so I'm sure he doesn't listen to it and can't tell you first hand what it sounds like.
  10. Geoff

    Geoff Sir "Let's Play"

    You enjoy country music?

    I sat here for about 5 minutes wanting to add something to that question, but I'm actually speechless.
  11. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager VF4-S (Server Operator) Staff Member

    He grew up listening to yea, he can tell you. Also, our daughter listens to Taylor Swift/Carrie Underwood etc.
  12. Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Achievement Hunter

    this is all assuming anyone actually cares about country music right??
  13. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester TF2L developer

    *Adds music preference to his growing list of topics that start highly polarized discussions
    • Funny Funny x 2
  14. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    I'm not a fan of country, but I gotta admit, Johnny Cash was freaking awesome
  15. DeBo

    DeBo Achievement Hunter Staff Member Member from long ago...

    As a person that enjoys country music,..... I do not enjoy the Toby Keith inspired pop music of todays "artists" Clint Black, Garth Brooks, George Strait, and Alan Jackson to name a few are GOOD country music, and are actually about enjoying life, and working hard. Not this shit about driving around in a jacked up truck my daddy gave me that I take down to the beach and blow through stop signs. Fuck that shit. Ya'll aint country, ya'll are pretty boys.
  16. Hexalan

    Hexalan Achievement Hunter

    No, country music is far more complex than that. It's usually about beer, Jesus, girlfriend, guns, and trucks.
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