Definition of a "hippie"

Discussion in 'The VIP (Paid Supporter) Cocktail Lounge' started by lonesome killer, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    The word "hippie" doesn't mean what it used to mean. It is multipurpose and has evolved over the years. These are everything that can be referred to as a hippie:

    1) Anyone born between 1960 and 1980.
    2) men who have long hair
    3) gun control enthusiasts
    4) communists
    5) socialists
    6) women who hyphenate their last name (like Smith-Roberts)
    7) men who agree to let their wife hyphenate her last name
    8) anyone who uses any Apple product
    9) anyone who uses "being drunk" as an excuse for something bad they did or said
    10) someone who adopts a child from another country when there are perfectly good American kids waiting to be adopted
    11) vegetarians
    12) vegans
    13) Scientologists
    14) Westboro Baptist Church followers
    15) people who "like" or repost Facebook posts and think they are helping a great cause by doing so instead of actually doing anything to help said cause

    I will add to this list when more comes to me.
     
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  2. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

  3. English

    English Global Mod

    Lonesome... You are just wrong
     
  4. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    16) People who were pajamas in public
     
  5. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager Staff Member

    1. Wear
    2. We call those people straight up lazy...or hillbillies...
     
  6. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    I was drunk when I typed that...
     
  7. Geoff

    Geoff Sir "Let's Play"

    But...

     
  8. English

    English Global Mod

    LOL LONESOME IS A HIPPIE!
     
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  9. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    I'm just joshing you guys. I typed that on purpose. I don't drink :O
     
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  10. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin


    I also just noticed this one..... Don't smear the name of decent hippies, who are generally pretty nice folks, by comparing them to these douchenozzle fuckface assfucks.
     
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  11. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    17) EA
    18) Activision
     
  12. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    19) companies who use rebates. You'll take my money over the phone with a credit card and offer a discount, but I have to print something out and mail it to you with a copy of the invoice? It's obvious you hope I won't do it so you keep the money. Only reason I do it is because you have the cheapest prices even without the rebate.

    3 cheers for capitalism.
     
  13. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (One-man Show) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    Same deal with gift cards for stores. Many go unused because people forget... and then hey, free money for the company as it expires or they eat away at the balance with service fees.
     
  14. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    My store is decent with that aspect. They start charging $5 a month after 2 years of inactivity. If you don't use the gift card within 2 years then you obviously don't want it.
     
  15. English

    English Global Mod

    Thats why I love California... Gift Cards are not allowed to expire. Its against the law...
     
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