For every man: The Hot/Crazy matrix aboout women

No redheads??? BOO!!!! hilarious though

 

lol, the crazy meter starts at 4 for women, it's funny cause it true. Also he said redheads are automatically in the crazy zone snuffles.

 

yeah basically they said don't date redheads... well i guess fucking doesn't go along the same lines so... i guess that is fine

 

Remember what he said about redheads. They slice your tires, you get them pregnant, then you end up in jail and you're life is ruined. So no you shouldn't have sex with them either.

 

But... But....



i can buy new fucking tires

 

not if you in jail

 

why would someone end up in jail for having tires slashed?

 

it's a whole chain of events. 1st they slash your tires. Then you end up getting them pregenant. Then you end up in prison.

 

..... lonesome...... preggors =/= you go to jail... maybe if shes underage but i mean wtf

 

You got to fill in the blanks. It's like a flow char
Slash tires > stuff happens > pregnant > more stuff happens > Jail time