As one of the the resident Irish drunks, let me say that this is the one day per year you are all legally and morally allowed to be like me. Enjoy it while it lasts. Seriously though, drink responsibly (yeah right), make sure you've got a DD (pfff), and have a safe (fuck that) and fun (fuck yeah) night! Or if you already did last night and are currently paying for it, we salute you.
Ahh yes...St. Patrick's Day...the day when us redheads are not simply a minority, but rather hailed in ever local bar and pub. Cheers mates! May your brew be strong and your stomach even stronger!