The main character of the last game you played is hunting you down for unknown reasons... How screwed are you?
SimCity Hold on... still trying to connect. I'm pretty boned. (Farcry 3 - I might make it like 10 minutes, assuming I can play dead for that long, before being dead).
Dart from Legend of Dragoon... I have no idea since i just started the game. I might be able to take him.
Oh hell lets see...do created characters in mmos count? if so then i am screwed without question. if not then duke nukem or one of the l4d2 team
Crusader Kings.... Until Byzantium or The Holy Roman Empire learn about and can successfully sail an army across the ocean.. I should be okay.
If created MMO Characters counted- I'm alright on EVE Online- 7 year veteran.... FF7- Well fuck!! Yea I am fucked up the ass with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat with no lube!!
ahahaha I love these games... Unfortunately, thanks to me testing mods in Skyrim, I'm being hunted by a level 172 dovahkiin with 100's in every stat and all perks/shouts unlocked. Yeeeeeeeah, I'm pretty much a goner.