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Quotes Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam' started by Net, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    1. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      I am so ready to go home.... my "give a shit" is completely gone for the day. ugh

    2. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      your give a shit seems to have lasted longer today than yesterday

    3. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      needs fiber
     
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  2. Spago

    Spago Purveyor of unexpected food porn

    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      I would berry my dick so far inside her ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] Cheese 4 Everyone:
      Thank you for that.
     
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  3. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lava stream so i have something to watch nin class
    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      BAD ICEH :slap That's not something you watch in class :D
    3. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      you just have to show some cleavage

    4. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Canada on the top and bottom lol
    5. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      I doubt Reechard would approve

    6. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :bawling

    7. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      livestream*

    8. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :cry
    9. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      VaultF4. The community brought together by boobs.

    10. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol
    11. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      I play Amnesia so conservatively too....sissylike if you will
    12. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      /bawks /thread /community /forum /life

    13. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Vintage you only see code nothing more XD
    14. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      vintage you may not see my boobs...I'm sorry
    15. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      my boobs are a Windows product...you wouldnt appreciate them :D
    16. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Whelp. I'm done here.
    after......
    A moment ago - [​IMG]VintagePC:
    Oh, you mean they look great in the packaging, but fail to impress in actual use? *runs away VERY VERY fast*
    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j...=5iaGNtD1cScvkaysp5G-Zg&bvm=bv.44770516,d.aWc
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      you're missing my retort :p
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      OH
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      MY
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      GOD
    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      VINTAGEPC YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      YOU CANNOT OUT-WIT ME WOMAN.

    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lava kills vintage Iceh becomes only canadian here
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      can't forget about train
    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      Vintage I very much so wish you would be swallowed into the depths of a horrid chasms filled with creepy things
     
  4. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] areben:
      she should live stream... eating
    2. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      foodporn
    3. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      :|
    4. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      no because some people have that fetish
    5. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      HEY
    6. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      BUTTHEADS
    7. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      STOP TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE'S TITS AND COME FILL PAYLOAD
    8. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VoltageSpike:
      you want them to fill your wife's tits with a payload?
    9. A moment ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      voltage I'm not quite sure the north koreans know the exact coordinates they need to shoot at
    10. A moment ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      but I'm sure I could provide them with a suitable first target
    11. A moment ago - [​IMG] VoltageSpike:
      canada?
    12. A moment ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      yes canada.
    13. A moment ago - [​IMG] VoltageSpike:
      I'm going with Canada
    14. A moment ago - [​IMG] VoltageSpike:
      aim for a Tim Horton's and you're sure to get a direct hit
     
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  5. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      he's riding them like valiant steeds
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      into the flames of war
     
  6. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ello
    2. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      SOMEBODYT ETLL ME HO TO SPEL L LEGNEREI
    3. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      or
    4. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      youknot
    5. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      know
    6. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      whatever itis
    7. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      iceh
    8. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      how does one spell
    9. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      bra & panties
    10. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      but sexily
    11. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      lingerie
    12. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      fuck me i'm goofd

    13. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      bahaha

    14. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
    15. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      So
    16. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      I tell this girl
    17. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      I may need to look into this "exposing flesh" thing that girls nowadays have
    18. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      :lurking
    19. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      And she's all "I can help with that
    20. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      FUCK YEAR

    21. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ...
    22. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      !!!

    23. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      spybait said what to you
    24. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      LMFAO
    25. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      Spy has no bearing on this.
    26. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      has replied to The "happy Birthday!" Topic
    27. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      Teh ice cream sex is already over
    28. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      He's the sex before the sex.
    29. A moment ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      i am temped to quote that
    30. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      Spy's the "feel good" sex I have before the actual sex.
    31. A moment ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      lol
    32. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      So fucking homo.
    33. A moment ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      the above thing not this......
    34. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      At this point having sex with Spy is the only course of action.
    35. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      Spy.
    36. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      Babby
    1. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      Iceh

    2. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol
    3. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      You
    4. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      are a sexy beast
    5. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      but a horrible person
    6. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      all in on
    7. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Drakfire:
      playing aoe2 again, I seem to have forgotten entirely how to play
    8. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      drak
    9. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      shush
    10. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      i'm talking about real live sex here
    11. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      YOU CANNOT BEST ME

    12. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      spazz your amazing XD
     
  7. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  8. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      balls

    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      spazz

    3. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :O

    4. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      we are 2/3s a sex-eh party :O
    5. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      psh
    6. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      we are teh sex
    7. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      each a sex
    8. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      a whole sex
    9. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      and nothing but a sex
    10. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      when we get together the universe takes a shit
    11. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      because it can't stand having two whole sexes in such close vicinity

    12. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      that consits of beacon
    13. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      bacon sex

    14. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      hahaha spazz xD
    15. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      wait no
    16. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      hot grease
    17. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      bad
    18. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      no bacon
     
  9. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    12:27 AM - [Ace]viperRT: fuck faces
    12:27 AM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: bahaha
    12:27 AM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: naturally
    12:28 AM - [Ace]viperRT: of course
    12:28 AM - [Ace]viperRT: type fuck just once
    12:28 AM - [Ace]viperRT: if you wont say it type it
    12:28 AM - [Ace]viperRT: PLEASE
    12:28 AM - [Ace]viperRT: FUUUUUUUCKKKK
    12:28 AM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: lol
    12:28 AM - [Ace]viperRT: easy peasy lemmon squeezy
     
  10. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  11. Spago

    Spago Purveyor of unexpected food porn

  12. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  13. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    4 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
    VIVA LA PENGUIN REVOLUCION!
     
  14. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?
    2. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      idk what
    3. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      A small medium at large
    4. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      ba dum tsh!
    5. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      argh
    6. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      you laughed and you know it
    7. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      I may have chuckled lightly
     
  15. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
    YOUR BROWSER CAN'T HANDLE MY CANADIAN AWESOMENESS
     
  16. spybait

    spybait Resident Touhou Expert Member from long ago...

    keeping this for future reference
    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      So BFIM
    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      What DOES a million bucks feel like? =D
    3. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Blood Feast Island Man:
      like a million tiny tiny kitty cats rubbing my balls at the same time
     
  17. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  18. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Blood Feast Island Man:
      well for one, penguins are rapists. and you seem like the softer gentler type. so you aren't a penguin furry. and raccoon furries are just too mischevious, i'd really accuse tach of that. but fox furries are right up your alley

    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol

    3. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      BFIM on the science of furrys
    4. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Drakfire:
      foxes are a good choice
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Blood Feast Island Man:
      and look at the bright side, if your into cosplay cover teh fox dick and put on a tan vest and you become starfox
     
  19. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      well, they won't get far on the buildings, we just wait for it to snow and rebuild the igloos XD
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] Drakfire:
      uh oh. does flik know about my stash of Canadian Tire money?
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      BREAKING NEWS FROM CANADA: HOLE PUNCHED IN CANOE, TERRORIST APPREHENDED
     
  20. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
    heer in murikuh, we got gunz evrywher
     
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