Quotes Thread 2.0

1. A moment ago - VintagePC:
   whelp.. guess I'm done here then. I've been banned
2. A moment ago - SoL DarkLord:
   Weren't you banned a long time ago by lava... for some code that was sent to Reechard?

 

1. 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
   nah, reechard unbanned me on the promise of moar code
2. 1 minute ago - SoL DarkLord:
   Ah... mean while we're feeding Iceh....
3. A moment ago - VintagePC:
   BTW iceh, you now owe me $43.09 in quotes thread royalties.
4. A moment ago - SoL DarkLord:
   and I charge $600 a quote... so you owe me too.
5. A moment ago - Net:
   I give quotes for free.
6. A moment ago - VintagePC:
   damn... dem celebrity quotes are expensive these days
7. 
   A moment ago - Iceh:
   :3 <3

 

1. A moment ago - VintagePC:
   Sounds like a normal day trying to fix tf2 servers to me. :/
2. A moment ago - VintagePC:
   IMO "server op" is hardest class.

 

1. A moment ago - LavaRed:
   hell no
2. A moment ago - LavaRed:
   I made my enchiladas
3. A moment ago - LavaRed:
   they are orgasmic and you should be jelly

 

1. minutes ago - Iceh:
   do you need a moment ith your food lava?
2. 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
   I do actually
3. 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
   Barry White can come though
4. 
   2 minutes ago - Iceh:
   should I get Reechard ? so you have someone to share this awesom food with?
5. 
   2 minutes ago - Iceh:
   betty white ?
6. 
   2 minutes ago - Iceh:
   XD
7. 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
   no no, I'm just fine by myself
8. 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
   don't need me no man!
9. 
   1 minute ago - Iceh:
   D:
10. 
    1 minute ago - :
    Iceh sends lava code
11. 1 minute ago - LavaRed:
    no you dont understand
12. 1 minute ago - LavaRed:
    I fed him a plate of enchiladas too
13. 1 minute ago - LavaRed:
    he's in his corner
14. 1 minute ago - LavaRed:
    I'm in mine

 

10:20 PM - LavaRed[VF4-S]: I know it seems like I'm biased because he's my hubby

 

1. 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   the day net turns into a brony is the day I quit
2. 
   2 minutes ago - Iceh:
   lol
3. 
   2 minutes ago - Iceh:
   Vintage you and me both
4. 1 minute ago - Net:
   you, vintage, and me both
5. A moment ago - McLovin:
   you, vintage, iceh, and me both.

 

1. 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   $84.92
2. 7 minutes ago - Net:
   well i was until drive C decided to run out of space so I cannot "reconfigure" the file structure
3. 6 minutes ago - Net:
   oh valve.
4. 6 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   you're better off deleting it all and re-downloading
5. 5 minutes ago - Net:
   it will take forever
6. 5 minutes ago - Net:
   
7. 5 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   it still will, convertin made me download 6 gigs anyway
8. 4 minutes ago - Net:
   oh haha
9. 4 minutes ago - Net:
   ok well it looks like it may be a bit better on the disk space then
10. 4 minutes ago - Net:
    cause io deleted and am redownloading and now it is only 6 GB
11. 4 minutes ago - Net:
    instead of what was it 1,000,000 GB or something
12. 3 minutes ago - Net:
    cause of hats
13. 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    OVER 9000GB
14. 2 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
    lol

 

1. 31 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   $98.10
2. 30 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   if this keeps up I'll be able to afford that flight to the summer meetup

 

37 minutes ago - VintagePC:
Well, I take the amount of letters in each quote, divide by the number of quotes times a fixed base fee, plus a multi-quote per day percentage, then mash the keyboard for a final answer.

 

1. 39 minutes ago - Drakfire:
   melatonin doesn't work that way
2. 38 minutes ago - Drakfire:
   $115 of Canadian Tire money
3. 22 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   $131.05

This one is so Vintage can make moar moneies xD A moment ago - VintagePC:
140.28

 

1. 38 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   Son, you'd best pay your tab before I serve you any more beer.
2. 27 minutes ago - McLovin:
   ooo banned from the quotes thread

 

1. 
   6 minutes ago - Iceh:
   Happy late bday bro
2. 5 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
   gracias.
3. 
   4 minutes ago - Iceh:
   venada
4. 2 minutes ago - Train in Vain:
   what kind of mexican chat box is this
5. 
   2 minutes ago - Iceh:
   I am learning spanish i am very bad at it. My GF speaks it and wants her kids to know it so i might as well learn it
6. 1 minute ago - SoL DarkLord:
   No mexican. Only someone who wants to impress this really cute mexican girl the next time he sees her.
7. 1 minute ago - SoL DarkLord:
   so in other words, both me and Iceh, are learning it to impress chicks. xD
8. 1 minute ago - Train in Vain:
   you know how to really impress the mexican bitches
9. 
   1 minute ago - Iceh:
   lol
10. 1 minute ago - Train in Vain:
    throw your hat down
11. A moment ago - Train in Vain:
    and start doin a mexican hat dance
12. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    my gf is mexican and yes Sol
13. A moment ago - Train in Vain:
    boom
14. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    its our 6 month this monday :3
15. A moment ago - Train in Vain:
    instantly moist
16. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    lol
17. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    hubba hubba?
18. A moment ago - SoL DarkLord:
    I can't throw my hat down... I don't wear hats. also good for you Iceh.
19. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    ty :3

I owe vintage nothing!

 

1. 18 minutes ago - Blood Feast Island Man:
   TLJ the problem is you have a social life and use the phone for talking
2. 17 minutes ago - Blood Feast Island Man:
   ouch
3. 16 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   Mebbe I should email the MFG... worst they can do is say no, I guess
4. 16 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   since the carrier has washed their hands of it
5. 
   15 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
   sick burn bfim
6. 
   15 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
   i need some aloe
7. 
   15 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
   let me just call my aloe guy
8. 14 minutes ago - Blood Feast Island Man:
   <3
9. 14 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   Hey.... why is my phone ringing?
10. 
    13 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
    i need you to come rub aloe on me
11. 13 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS
12. 
    13 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
    I DONT DONATE EVERY MONTH TO NOT HAVE YOU RUB ALOE ONTO ME
13. 13 minutes ago - Train in Vain:
    too late
14. 13 minutes ago - VintagePC:
    GODDAMMIT THE THINGS I DO TO KEEP THIS PLACE RUNNING
15. 13 minutes ago - DeBo:
    LJ.... why not get lava to do that instead?
16. 12 minutes ago - DeBo:
    VINTAGE
17. 12 minutes ago - DeBo:
    THIS IS A LAVARED JOB
18. 12 minutes ago - DeBo:
    CALL IN TEH REDHEAD

 

1. 39 minutes ago - spybait:
   wat
2. 39 minutes ago - spybait:
   iceh gimme back my girlfriend
3. 38 minutes ago - Cheese 4 Everyone:
   Iceh expanding his harem again?
4. 37 minutes ago - Cheese 4 Everyone:
   Iceh: Grand Puba of Pimpin
5. 25 minutes ago - Train in Vain:
   :|
6. 15 minutes ago - Zirkus:
   Why is iceh holding your hand?
7. 15 minutes ago - Zirkus:
   I'll show myself out

 

11:43 PM - ✈.Star Knight: logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : Xplayer
logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : Get in the right channe
✈.Star Knight : its ok just use ingame
logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : No
✈.Star Knight : LOl
logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : we have mumble
Michohl #LFT : what's mumble?
✈.Star Knight : what is mumble
logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : he is just talking to someone else
logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : its like teamspeak
✈.Star Knight : oh
✈.Star Knight : like a iphone?
logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : uh
Michohl #LFT : What's teamspeak?
logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : its like skype
logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : do you know what skype is?
Michohl #LFT : What's skype?
✈.Star Knight : oh
✈.Star Knight : microsoft/
✈.Star Knight : ?
Xplayer_K4L : It's like a group chat for a rotory phone
Michohl #LFT : I'm using my moms laptop can we hurry? I need to go to bed in twenty minutes

 

WillyG: Do ya think?
LavaRed: Not often, but when I do, you'll know it

LoL Bl2 stuffs

 

1. Today at 8:52 PM - Cheese 4 Everyone:
   3 steam trading card beta keys, who wants em?
2. Today at 9:06 PM - VintagePC:
   steam trading cards? whazzat newfangled stuff? GEROFF MAH LANW
3. Today at 9:07 PM - areben:
   what the shit is trading cards?!
4. Today at 9:07 PM - areben:
   is that like geek pron?
5. Today at 9:08 PM - Train in Vain:
   nailed it
6. Today at 9:08 PM - VintagePC:
   nah, I think more like achievement hunter pornt
7. Today at 9:08 PM - VintagePC:
   I'll take a key just so I can see what the hell it is
8. Today at 9:09 PM - Train in Vain:
   dont do it vintage
9. Today at 9:09 PM - Train in Vain:
   its a trap
10. Today at 9:10 PM - Drakfire:
    took me the better part of today, but I finally got internet in my hotbox
11. Today at 9:13 PM - VintagePC:
    I'm a ninja penguin. I don't fall into traps unless I intend to.
12. Today at 9:13 PM - areben:
    lolol
13. Today at 9:14 PM - VintagePC:
    My current trap being this BEAST of a console I'm gonna restore

 

1. 
   4 minutes ago - :
   Iceh is busted
2. 
   4 minutes ago - Iceh:
   Debo has got the goods on me T~T
3. 4 minutes ago - Infinity:
   lol
4. 4 minutes ago - Train in Vain:
   debos good his goods on you?
5. 
   A moment ago - Iceh:
   Train
6. 
   A moment ago - Iceh:
   ;-;