Quotes Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam' started by Net, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      whelp.. guess I'm done here then. I've been banned
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Weren't you banned a long time ago by lava... for some code that was sent to Reechard?
     
  2. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      nah, reechard unbanned me on the promise of moar code
    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Ah... mean while we're feeding Iceh....
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      BTW iceh, you now owe me $43.09 in quotes thread royalties.
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      and I charge $600 a quote... so you owe me too.
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
      I give quotes for free.
    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      damn... dem celebrity quotes are expensive these days

    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      :3 <3
     
  3. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Sounds like a normal day trying to fix tf2 servers to me. :/
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      IMO "server op" is hardest class.
     
  4. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      hell no
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      I made my enchiladas
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      they are orgasmic and you should be jelly
     
  5. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      do you need a moment ith your food lava?
    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      I do actually
    3. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      Barry White can come though

    4. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      should I get Reechard ? so you have someone to share this awesom food with?

    5. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      betty white ?

    6. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      XD
    7. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      no no, I'm just fine by myself
    8. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      don't need me no man!

    9. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      D:

    10. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh sends lava code
    11. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      no you dont understand
    12. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      I fed him a plate of enchiladas too
    13. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      he's in his corner
    14. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      I'm in mine
     
  6. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    10:20 PM - LavaRed[VF4-S]: I know it seems like I'm biased because he's my hubby
     
  7. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      the day net turns into a brony is the day I quit

    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol

    3. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Vintage you and me both ;)
    4. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      you, vintage, and me both
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] McLovin:
      you, vintage, iceh, and me both.
     
  8. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      $84.92
    2. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      well i was until drive C decided to run out of space so I cannot "reconfigure" the file structure
    3. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      oh valve.
    4. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      you're better off deleting it all and re-downloading
    5. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      it will take forever
    6. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      :(
    7. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      it still will, convertin made me download 6 gigs anyway
    8. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      oh haha
    9. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      ok well it looks like it may be a bit better on the disk space then :D
    10. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      cause io deleted and am redownloading and now it is only 6 GB
    11. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      instead of what was it 1,000,000 GB or something
    12. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      cause of hats
    13. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      OVER 9000GB
    14. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      lol
     
  9. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 31 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      $98.10
    2. 30 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      if this keeps up I'll be able to afford that flight to the summer meetup
     
  10. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    37 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
    Well, I take the amount of letters in each quote, divide by the number of quotes times a fixed base fee, plus a multi-quote per day percentage, then mash the keyboard for a final answer.
     
  11. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 39 minutes ago - [​IMG] Drakfire:
      melatonin doesn't work that way
    2. 38 minutes ago - [​IMG] Drakfire:
      $115 of Canadian Tire money
    3. 22 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      $131.05
    This one is so Vintage can make moar moneies xD A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
    140.28
     
  12. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 38 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Son, you'd best pay your tab before I serve you any more beer. :p
    2. 27 minutes ago - [​IMG] McLovin:
      ooo banned from the quotes thread
     
  13. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Happy late bday bro :D
    2. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      gracias.

    3. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      venada
    4. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      what kind of mexican chat box is this

    5. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      I am learning spanish i am very bad at it. My GF speaks it and wants her kids to know it so i might as well learn it ;)
    6. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      No mexican. Only someone who wants to impress this really cute mexican girl the next time he sees her.
    7. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      so in other words, both me and Iceh, are learning it to impress chicks. xD
    8. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      you know how to really impress the mexican bitches

    9. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol
    10. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      throw your hat down
    11. A moment ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      and start doin a mexican hat dance

    12. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      my gf is mexican and yes Sol :D
    13. A moment ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      boom

    14. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      its our 6 month this monday :3
    15. A moment ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      instantly moist

    16. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol

    17. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      hubba hubba?
    18. A moment ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      I can't throw my hat down... I don't wear hats. also good for you Iceh.

    19. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ty :3
    I owe vintage nothing!
     
  14. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    1. Today at 3:46 PM - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      cleaning hard drive

    2. Today at 3:46 PM - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      found porn i had forgotten about

    3. Today at 3:46 PM - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      its like christmas

    4. Today at 3:46 PM - [​IMG] Inflikted:
      :eek:

    5. Today at 3:49 PM - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      TMI?

    6. Today at 4:21 PM - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      why do i have drivers for a laser scanner on my laptop

    7. Today at 4:21 PM - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      i dont have a laser scanner

    8. Today at 4:22 PM - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      ah, part of the autodesk stuff i downloaded

    9. Today at 4:44 PM - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      don't lie, you were using it to make that porn you found... :p

    10. Today at 4:45 PM - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      lol

    11. 53 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      has replied to 4th of July VF4 Shenanigans!!!

    12. 49 minutes ago - [​IMG] Inflikted:
      so what I'm getting is lumberlack is a rising canadian amateur pornstar trying to make it big in the industry

    13. 46 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      apparently

    14. 45 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      trying to get all the ladies' maple syrup flowing

    15. 45 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      :D

    16. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      They love my wood tap

    17. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG]:
      VintagePC valiantly resists effort to make joke that tree taps are small, fails miserably

    18. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      But they always get the syrup flowin'

    19. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      mother nature does that, the tap is just an outlet...

    20. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      *ba-dum tssshhhhh*

    21. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      ewwwww

    22. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      .... and we have our first victim of the not-so-subtle lady problems punch line.
     
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  15. theLumberJack

    theLumberJack Achievement Hunter Member from long ago...

    1. 18 minutes ago - [​IMG] Blood Feast Island Man:
      TLJ the problem is you have a social life and use the phone for talking
    2. 17 minutes ago - [​IMG] Blood Feast Island Man:
      ouch
    3. 16 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Mebbe I should email the MFG... worst they can do is say no, I guess
    4. 16 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      since the carrier has washed their hands of it

    5. 15 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      sick burn bfim

    6. 15 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      i need some aloe

    7. 15 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      let me just call my aloe guy
    8. 14 minutes ago - [​IMG] Blood Feast Island Man:
      <3
    9. 14 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Hey.... why is my phone ringing?

    10. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      i need you to come rub aloe on me
    11. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS

    12. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      I DONT DONATE EVERY MONTH TO NOT HAVE YOU RUB ALOE ONTO ME
    13. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      too late
    14. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      GODDAMMIT THE THINGS I DO TO KEEP THIS PLACE RUNNING
    15. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] DeBo:
      LJ.... why not get lava to do that instead?
    16. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] DeBo:
      VINTAGE
    17. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] DeBo:
      THIS IS A LAVARED JOB
    18. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] DeBo:
      CALL IN TEH REDHEAD
     
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  16. SoL DarkLord

    SoL DarkLord SOL DARK LORD OF THE SEVEN HELLS Tabletop GM

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  17. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    11:43 PM - ✈.Star Knight: logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : Xplayer
    logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : Get in the right channe
    ✈.Star Knight : its ok just use ingame
    logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : No
    ✈.Star Knight : LOl
    logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : we have mumble
    Michohl #LFT : what's mumble?
    ✈.Star Knight : what is mumble
    logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : he is just talking to someone else
    logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : its like teamspeak
    ✈.Star Knight : oh
    ✈.Star Knight : like a iphone?
    logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : uh
    Michohl #LFT : What's teamspeak?
    logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : its like skype
    logB^Ne_K4L #heshteg : do you know what skype is?
    Michohl #LFT : What's skype?
    ✈.Star Knight : oh
    ✈.Star Knight : microsoft/
    ✈.Star Knight : ?
    Xplayer_K4L : It's like a group chat for a rotory phone
    Michohl #LFT : I'm using my moms laptop can we hurry? I need to go to bed in twenty minutes
     
  18. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    WillyG: Do ya think?
    LavaRed: Not often, but when I do, you'll know it

    LoL Bl2 stuffs
     
  19. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. Today at 8:52 PM - [​IMG] Cheese 4 Everyone:
      3 steam trading card beta keys, who wants em?
    2. Today at 9:06 PM - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      steam trading cards? whazzat newfangled stuff? GEROFF MAH LANW
    3. Today at 9:07 PM - [​IMG] areben:
      what the shit is trading cards?!
    4. Today at 9:07 PM - [​IMG] areben:
      is that like geek pron?
    5. Today at 9:08 PM - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      nailed it
    6. Today at 9:08 PM - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      nah, I think more like achievement hunter pornt
    7. Today at 9:08 PM - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      I'll take a key just so I can see what the hell it is
    8. Today at 9:09 PM - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      dont do it vintage
    9. Today at 9:09 PM - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      its a trap
    10. Today at 9:10 PM - [​IMG] Drakfire:
      took me the better part of today, but I finally got internet in my hotbox
    11. Today at 9:13 PM - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      I'm a ninja penguin. I don't fall into traps unless I intend to.
    12. Today at 9:13 PM - [​IMG] areben:
      lolol
    13. Today at 9:14 PM - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      My current trap being this BEAST of a console I'm gonna restore :D
     
  20. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh is busted

    2. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Debo has got the goods on me T~T
    3. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Infinity:
      lol
    4. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      debos good his goods on you?

    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Train

    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ;-;
     
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