Quotes Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam' started by Net, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    1. 58 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      has posted Outlast - Markiplier

    2. 47 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      has replied to Outlast - Markiplier

    3. 46 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      hehehehe

    4. 46 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      *slaps vintage*

    5. 35 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      HARDER BABY

    6. 35 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      :woot OH YEAH

    7. 33 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      Yikes. Get Lava in here, Vintage needs kinky sex.

    8. 28 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi...ses/nostalgia-critic/40488-the-last-airbender

    9. 27 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      I can see it now, lava in lingerie ties vintage up to the bed and says "I'll be right back"

    10. 27 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      enter Reechard, stage left, with an old rusty pair of garden shears

    11. 27 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      HOW'S THIS FOR YOUR CHEATING HOUSEWIFE FANTASY

    12. 26 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      lol I love it.

    13. 24 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      stupid hard drive has me in a mood.

    14. 21 minutes ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      wow what did i walk into?

    15. 19 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      A great conversation. =D

    16. 19 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      DON'T DO IT HONEY, I'LL WRITE YOU SOME MORE OF THAT SWEET PHP YOU LOVE

    17. 18 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      AND _YES_, I _DID_ NEED MY LAWN MOWED TODAY SIR

    18. 17 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      BOW-CHIKA-BOW-BOW

    19. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      what

    20. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      the

    21. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      actual

    22. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      fuck
     
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  2. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    I love you guys xD <3
     
  3. SoL DarkLord

    SoL DarkLord SOL DARK LORD OF THE SEVEN HELLS Tabletop GM

    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:44 PM - VintagePC: BLAAAARRGHH
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: Guys..... I feeeeellllll dirty... I'm sitting in a Mac Lab.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:47 PM - VintagePC: eeewwwwwww
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:48 PM - SoL DarkLord: Also............................ BAD VINTAGE, "BLARGH" IS MY THING!
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:48 PM - VintagePC: I have good reason to BLARGH. see my post in staff area
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:48 PM - SoL DarkLord: I know... I feel like I'm going to need a shower when I finish tonight, and every night of this class.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:49 PM - Inflikted: :p
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:50 PM - SoL DarkLord: I see... that is a very good reason to blargh, and you may blargh all the hell you want until this matter is solved.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:50 PM - SoL DarkLord: Just like Lava may blargh all she wants until her personal matter is solved.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:51 PM - VintagePC: very well. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:52 PM - VintagePC: sadly not a $140 blargh... but it feels better
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:52 PM - SoL DarkLord: What is the character limit in bawks by the way?
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:52 PM - VintagePC: 3 lines, I think.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:53 PM - VintagePC: 400
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: That is one large blargh.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:53 PM - VintagePC: indeed
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: /me goes and types up a 400 character blargh in a notepad.... for scientific purposes of course.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:54 PM - VintagePC: t e s t
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:54 PM - VintagePC: damn
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:54 PM - VintagePC: doesn't do newlines so you can't do a 200-character blargh across 200 lines :D
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:55 PM - SoL DarkLord: damn.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:55 PM - VintagePC: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:55 PM - VintagePC: I win :p
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: There I have a blargh to use for the worst occasions.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:57 PM - SoL DarkLord: flase
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: False* you have 399 characters.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: exactly 400 characters.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 3:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: inb4 banned for spam.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 4:03 PM - SoL DarkLord: and now I'm working a 3rd shift tonight.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 4:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: solbawks.
    Sep 4, 2013 at 4:15 PM - Blood Feast Island Man: /target sol darklord
    Sep 4, 2013 at 4:15 PM - Blood Feast Island Man: /ban
    Sep 4, 2013 at 4:15 PM - Blood Feast Island Man: /fondle
    Sep 4, 2013 at 4:16 PM - SoL DarkLord: adminbuse on another admin? HOW DARE YOU!
    Sep 4, 2013 at 4:16 PM - VintagePC: /bannhammer @all
     
  4. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 21 minutes ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      Ok chances are after i say what im about to you all are gonna think im the biggest asshole in the world

    2. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      I may have talked my mom into tryin out amnesia

    3. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      ..........

    4. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      You sick, sick bastard.

    5. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      and i told here everything about the game, the part she likes is thats its sort of a mystery puzzle

    6. 19 minutes ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      im waitin for lava to get here and read this and smack me upside the head lmao

    7. 15 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh smacks rag on lava's behalf.

    8. 15 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh smacks rag on lava's behalf.

    9. 14 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      Two slaps eh? Damn Iceh.

    10. 14 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      one wtf slap and one keep a ho in line slap

    11. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      well was gonna roar defiance for icehs slap but my internet crapped out just then
     
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  5. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    In League of Legends,

    Me: Gonna do teamwork with lava so she won't yell at me.
    Lava: That's the smartest thing I've heard you say all night.
     
  6. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Me: Do Candians piss?
    Iceh: That's what snowcones are.
     
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  7. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      has replied to Post Yourself! And Other People Too... You Know, If You Want.

    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol

    3. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      hehehehe

    4. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      *leaves before lavabread sees ti

    5. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      vintage post a pic there

    6. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      has replied to Post Yourself! And Other People Too... You Know, If You Want.

    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      *leaves before Vintage sees THAT

    8. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      has replied to Post Yourself! And Other People Too... You Know, If You Want.

    9. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      DON'T THINK YOU CAN OUTWIT ME, WOMAN
     
  8. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      now if you'll excuse me, I have... erm... "things" to do.

    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      and that's another $35.50 iceh owes me :D
     
  9. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      now if you'll excuse me, I have... erm... "things" to do.

    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      and that's another $35.50 iceh owes me :D
     
  10. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    1. Today at 4:31 PM - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      I feel like I should note, I look forward to said class, because I sit next to this cute girl.

    2. Today at 4:32 PM - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      *whistles innocent as he returns to his diabolical plans of world domination*

    3. Today at 4:48 PM - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      inb4 she belongs to your arch-nemesis

    4. Today at 4:57 PM - [​IMG] lonesome killer:
      shooting guns is very theraputic

    5. Today at 5:01 PM - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol vintage

    6. Today at 5:02 PM - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Arch-nemesis? What is that? I don't have one.

    7. Today at 5:04 PM - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      First off Lonesome. *therapeutic* get it right. Also, you know what also is therapeutic lonsome? Listening to Skyrim Soundtrack, while playing GTA V, shooting everyone in sight.

    8. Today at 5:05 PM - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Though if I was to develop an arch-nemesis, it'd be Bait, so no worries there, his lovey-dovey status and me and lava bombarding everything would put an end to that, cause we're evil like that.

    9. Today at 5:07 PM - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ...

    10. Today at 5:08 PM - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      There once was a lovey-dovey status posted by Spybait, on FB, myself and Lava, were resposible for the creation of nearly 200 comments on it.

    11. Today at 5:08 PM - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      It was glorious.

    12. Today at 5:09 PM - [​IMG] Iceh:
      oh gosh

    13. Today at 5:09 PM - [​IMG] Iceh:
      sounds very bad

    14. 58 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      it was awesome.

    15. 56 minutes ago - [​IMG] lonesome killer:
      Upload some country music and blast bitches to that

    16. 51 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Skyrim Soundtrack IS FAR BETTER THEN COUNTRY MUSIC!

    17. 47 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      LK what?

    18. 45 minutes ago - [​IMG] Inflikted:
      :eek:

    19. 42 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ^ indeed

    20. 37 minutes ago - [​IMG] Inflikted:
      quite so

    21. 30 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      LK is a nut job, and should be locked up in Arkham.

    22. 29 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      welp time to go to the mac lab to secure the computer next to the cute girl. I mean plot world domination. *whistles innocently some more*

    23. 19 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      PLOT TWIST: she used to be a man :p

    24. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Vintage... Don't make me make you regret this... and I"m doing something very bold logging in with that still visible, and sitting right next to her.

    25. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] Zirkus:
      does she still have the penis or not? might be a deal breaker

    26. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      lol

    27. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      You guys are fucked up. especially Vintage.

    28. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      there goes the neighbourhood

    29. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      damn penguins.

    30. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      <-- all srs face, all the time

    31. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Zirkus:
      guess thats a no. id find another then

    32. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      bonus points if you find out only after it's too late

    33. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      :D

    34. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      no you lack srs face, when you're creating code for reechard, you have an ecstatic face as you get to mess with lava.

    35. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      ... yes, I'm a terrible, terrible, person.

    36. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Yes, yes you are.

    37. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      well, I've already ruined their sex lives, time to move on and mess with other people's chances :p

    38. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      zirk... what about if it 's a yes, but in a jar on the mantle as a memento?

    39. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      ... ok, that even surprised me with how messed up it was

    40. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Zirkus:
      not attached not interested.

    41. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      damnit, why is ugc MOTW still locked.

    42. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      *wanders off to work penguin shaman magic on the servers

    43. A moment ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Would be hilarious if lava or someone else logged in and saw this convorsation.
     
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  11. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    What is this, I don't even!!!
     
  12. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

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  13. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      i don't know why but I feel like slowly and casually typing out this very very very very long paper on all of Skyrim..... a massive expansion on what I've written before.

    2. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Also to make comments about cute girl, who I happen to sit next to. someone help me.

    3. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      tell her you like her boobs.

    4. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      because...... boobs.

    5. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      TO THE ATTRACTIVE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO THE GUY READING THIS... HE'S INTERESTED IN ASKING YOU OUT

    6. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      SAY HI OR SOMETHING SO HE STOPS BUGGING US ABOUT IT

    7. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      ALSO BOOBS. ( . y . )

    8. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      SoL DarkLord rolls eyes at Reechard's comment.

    9. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      ... we are terrible wingmen

    10. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      :D

    11. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      fine, ignore the best advice you'll get all day.

    12. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Clearly. and reechard, just go stare at your wife's boobs.

    13. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      best thing to walk in to

    14. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      I do, constantly, to the point where she gets PISSED about it

    15. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      then I keep staring

    16. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      ask her.
     
  14. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      Reechard, that's when you stop staring and as long as mini-lava isn't around just grab.

    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      I also do that.

    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] SoL DarkLord:
      inb4 banned by lava for suggesting that.

    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      constantly.

    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      she also gets pissed about that.
     
  15. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin


    1. Today at 12:54 PM - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
      butts

    2. 43 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      bewbs

    3. 39 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      NOT UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED, SON

    4. 39 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      :D

    5. 22 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      been there done that

    6. 21 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      oy vey

    7. 18 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      seen one pair of boobs so of course i want to see them all

    8. 18 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      GOTTA FONDLE THEM ALL

    9. 17 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      Boobiemon
     
  16. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    GJ: I had an itch to play Minecraft last week.
    Lava: Oh?
    GJ: Thankfully, I didn't CAVE!
    Lava: God damnit GJ
     
  17. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  18. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker


    1. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      [​IMG]

    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      also that looks like fun in a bomb shell

    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      the caption was *tap* *tap* FUUUUUUUUU---
     
  19. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

  20. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    I wasn't lying either when I said that was my mug :D
     
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