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Quotes Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam' started by Net, Nov 1, 2012.

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  1. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Iceh: "That sounds kinky, minus the kinky part."
     
    lonesome killer, Sep 23, 2013
    #301
  2. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

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    Iceh, Sep 26, 2013
    #302
  3. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    7:11 PM - Blood Feast Island Man [VF4-A]: its like
    7:11 PM - Blood Feast Island Man [VF4-A]: thats something you do for friends that turn sour
    7:11 PM - Blood Feast Island Man [VF4-A]: but not for the loch ness monster when he comes around asking for tree fiddy
     
    Iceh, Sep 26, 2013
    #303
  4. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    Iceh, Oct 9, 2013
    #304
  5. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    Iceh, Oct 17, 2013
    #305
  6. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
      <3
    2. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      moi? :angelic
    3. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
      Vintage*
    4. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
      :nomnom
    5. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      :slap
    6. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      lol
    7. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - Iceh:
      :snaphappy
    8. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      I love you guys :p
    9. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      all srsbox, all the time :D
    10. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      :jimlad
    11. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      how do we ever get anything done around here?
    12. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      well thats why we keep YOU around
    13. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      so that I can get drunk in ts, rage at lonesome, and cause a ruckus
    14. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      and here I thought I was just a pretty face
    15. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      and now...back to work!
    16. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      Vintage, we love you, but you need a damn cheeseburger son
    17. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - LavaRed:
      :D
    18. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
      I know... that damn tube tv chassis of mine weighs near half as much as I do
     
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    Iceh, Oct 17, 2013
    #306
  7. SoL DarkLord

    SoL DarkLord SOL DARK LORD OF THE SEVEN HELLS Tabletop GM

    1. [​IMG] Yesterday at 8:44 PM - Zirkus:
      will suk dik 4 vaccinator buff
     
    SoL DarkLord, Oct 19, 2013
    #307
  8. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. [​IMG] Yesterday at 9:33 PM - Geoff:
      my computer should be fine sitting on the floor for awhile right?
    2. [​IMG] Yesterday at 9:35 PM - Zirkus:
      no itll explode
    3. [​IMG] Yesterday at 9:55 PM - Inflikted:
      As someone who has had their computer explode from sitting on the floor too long, I can confirm this
    4. [​IMG] Yesterday at 9:55 PM - Train in Vain:
      as a computer who has exploded from sitting on the floor too long
    5. [​IMG] Yesterday at 9:55 PM - Train in Vain:
      i can also confirm
    6. [​IMG] Yesterday at 10:14 PM - Iceh:
      lol
     
    Iceh, Oct 28, 2013
    #308
  9. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - Iceh:
      D:
    2. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - Iceh:
      act of WAR
    3. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - Iceh:
      snow ball fight time!
    4. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - Iceh:
      :linkme
    5. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      there's no proof in that thread
    6. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      In the thread, Vintage quoted chatbox, and as you can see, he shares a link, which I inevitably click, and then I proceed to shout at him
    7. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      had thread open, too late.
    8. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - Iceh:
      link me
    9. [​IMG] 11 minutes ago - Iceh:
      i am missing something
    10. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      http://i.imgur.com/Xm0kqs8.png
    11. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      this is that thread http://www.vaultf4.com/threads/i-will-have-my-revenge.2431/
    12. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      I has you caught mr. Penguin, you can not run from this.
    13. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      it's funny because that's a dead link
    14. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      click it all you want, it does nothing
    15. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      IT WAS A [email protected]
    16. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      Now, yes. because you deleted it!
    17. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      your secret is out :p
    18. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - Iceh:
      lol
    19. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - Iceh:
      hahahahhahahaha
    20. [​IMG] 6 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      What that I plan rebellion and the destruction of the penguin that is You? I thought that was already well know.
    21. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - Iceh:
      Vintage i need to give you trpohy for saving penguins
    22. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      No no no.. she didn't save the penguins, she saved herself.
    23. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord
      is clearly calling Vintage a she.
    24. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - Iceh:
      Vintage is code HE has no gender
    25. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - SoL DarkLord:
      No, he's a penguin, he has gender. and he is SHE!
     
    Iceh, Oct 30, 2013
    #309
  10. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    11:10 AM - Geoff [VF4]: Also, the render speed on this pc makes me hard
     
    Iceh, Nov 11, 2013
    #310
  11. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    7:05 PM - Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S]: sorry bro I am excited so sue me :p
    7:06 PM - SHOOT FEET MAN: ill get my moneys worth
    7:06 PM - SHOOT FEET MAN: ;)
    7:06 PM - Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S]: bahahah\
    7:06 PM - Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S]: I am not your whore of entertainment D':
    7:06 PM - Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S]: well not for that price :p
    7:07 PM - SHOOT FEET MAN: YES YOU ARE!
    7:07 PM - SHOOT FEET MAN: :]
     
    Iceh, Nov 28, 2013
    #311
  12. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    7:27 PM - Àdmiral Icéh [VF4-S]: :S
    December-01-13
    12:09 PM - A.J. #CEVO: 11:46 AM - A.J. #CEVO: Yes, hello.
    11:47 AM - A.J. #CEVO: ?
    11:48 AM - pinecones: hey
    11:48 AM - pinecones: intersted in treasure hat
    11:48 AM - A.J. #CEVO: sorry, I'm not interested in selling it.
    11:48 AM - pinecones: your unusual bonk boy?
    11:49 AM - pinecones: your killstreak scatter? i added a lot of people for different things
    11:49 AM - A.J. #CEVO: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16067376
    11:50 AM - pinecones: i dont want that
    11:50 AM - A.J. #CEVO: Then i dont understand why you added me.
    11:50 AM - pinecones: k lol
    11:50 AM - pinecones: goooood bye
    11:50 AM - pinecones: gud luck wit ur lyfe
    11:50 AM - A.J. #CEVO: uh, sure?
     
    Iceh, Dec 1, 2013
    #312
  13. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

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    Iceh, Dec 18, 2013
    #313
  14. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    [9:29:52 PM] (Channel) coso: superfluous
     
    Iceh, Jan 22, 2014
    #314
  15. SoL DarkLord

    SoL DarkLord SOL DARK LORD OF THE SEVEN HELLS Tabletop GM

    1. [​IMG] 6 minutes ago - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:
      wow so this one youtuber i watch is getting all pissed off about the preorder bonus thing for ESO online.. like.... really?
    2. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      let him. his opinion is his opinion.
    3. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:
      but its a tad silly
    4. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      agreed, but it's their opinion. be it silly, lame, stupid, or not.
    5. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - English:
      your mom is a tad silly.. You don't see any of us here raging at her :p
    6. [​IMG] A moment ago - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:
      shes a foul right git is what she is
     
    SoL DarkLord, Jan 29, 2014
    #315
  16. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    In league of legends multi-chat of a youtuber.

    [9:12] SailexFrenzy: nuuu
    [9:12] SailexFrenzy: kahuna left me
    [9:12] xxUpTheButtxx: http://naked-lisa.com/?ref=767593ee1911f484bc93
    [9:12] CaysaKilla: goood
    [9:13] SailexFrenzy: wow we cud have ha a party
    [9:13] MyPigIsAmazing: kahuna got replaced by jim
    [9:13] SailexFrenzy: but kahuna left
    [9:13] CaysaKilla: he mean 2 me
    [9:13] SailexFrenzy: exactly
    [9:13] They call me Jim: naked-teemo.com
    [9:13] MyPigIsAmazing: jim
    [9:13] MyPigIsAmazing: id go there
    [9:13] DaBawzzForever joined the room.
    [9:13] ComicJJ: me 2
    [9:13] MinusMumbo joined the room.
    [9:13] CaysaKilla: me 3
    [9:13] ComicJJ: id tap that
    [9:13] CaysaKilla: teemoxjj
    [9:13] Admiral Iceh: D:
    [9:13] CaysaKilla: new otp
    [9:13] flying panda joined the room.
    [9:13] ComicJJ: ottp?
    [9:14] xiLLuSioNzBlitz joined the room.
    [9:14] Admiral Iceh: you guys have to much lube on ankles chat room :/
    [9:14] MyPigIsAmazing: SLUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
    [9:14] TheLittleIgloo joined the room.
    [9:14] MyPigIsAmazing: *lick*
    [9:14] MyPigIsAmazing: *licks murderously for 10 minutes*
    [9:14] SailexFrenzy: this wud be a perfect time for ankle to come in and be like "who wants to play" and then we'd see our strengths
    [9:14] ComicJJ: whats lube?
    [9:15] SailexFrenzy: whats redtube?
    [9:15] BigGlazedDonut: the tears of your enemies
     
    Iceh, Mar 15, 2014
    #316
  17. Statboy

    Statboy Resident Cueball

    1. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - lonesome killer:
      It's k, she was black and I wasnt interested anyway
     
    Statboy, Aug 25, 2014
    #317
  18. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    Lavared: YOU DIRTY PENGOO
    YOU PUT A FUCKING FLY ON MY SCREEN
    YOU SONOFAPOLARBEAR
    VintagePC: go home lava, you're drunk
    and imagining thing
    Lavared: bullshit
    i AINT THAT DURNK
    VintagePC: aint no fly on your screen
    Lavared: there is!
    VintagePC: lies
    I can put one there though
    Lavared: YOU FUCKING PENGOOOO
    REECHAD SAW IT TO
    VintagePC: I don't believe you
    Lavared: HMPH
    VintagePC: would I really do that to you?
    Lavared: YES
    VintagePC: maybe I'll remove it if you ask nice
    or maybe there never was one to begin with
    you'll never knoooooooowwwwww
    Lavared: I am not that durnk
    theres is a fli
    make it poof
    VintagePC: you don't seem to be getting the hint
    I'll repeat my self
    "WHAT FLY?"
    :p
    Lavared: listen here
    I aint suckin yo dick to get this damn fly off my screen
    omg it's baaack
    pengoooooooooooooooooooooooo
    VintagePC: y'know
    if you'd pushed F5 like 10 minutes ago
    it would have been gone
    :p
    Lavared: OH
    thanks
    VintagePC: rofl
    Lavared: :p
    you're gonna hate me tomorrow oh lawd
    VintagePC: nah, this is going in quotes thread
    Lavared: deserved
    VintagePC: :p
     
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2014
    VintagePC, Sep 9, 2014
    #318
  19. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    I cant spell TOY (aka GORSHIN): huh?
    I cant spell TOY: s0unds s0 skechi haha
    REECHARD [VF4-S][POGO]: are you in match/
    I cant spell TOY: mhm
    REECHARD [VF4-S][POGO]: hit me up after
    I cant spell TOY: idk man
    I cant spell TOY: s0unds like phish
    I cant spell TOY: i dun like dis haha
    REECHARD [VF4-S][POGO]: its me ur bro
    I cant spell TOY: ehn
    REECHARD [VF4-S][POGO]: gief hats
    I cant spell TOY: n0 phanks meng
    REECHARD [VF4-S][POGO]: wh4tz up w1th t3h l33tsp34k
    I cant spell TOY: kes are br0ken
    REECHARD [VF4-S][POGO]: buy a new keyboard scrub
    I cant spell TOY: nah
    I cant spell TOY: gunna fix mine
    I cant spell TOY: bu
    I cant spell TOY: l8r
    I cant spell TOY: srsli man
    I cant spell TOY: haha
    I cant spell TOY: n0 me kes are realli br0ken
     
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    Reechard, Oct 4, 2014
    #319
  20. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    1. [​IMG] 33 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      inb4 the pony game I bought vintage last year becomes the gift that just keeps giving.
    2. [​IMG] 29 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      Thanks for reminding me!
    3. [​IMG] 29 minutes ago - VintagePC
      toggles on the holiday pony themed trololol on SoL's account
    4. [​IMG] 29 minutes ago - VintagePC
      sits back and waits for him to find it
    5. [​IMG] 27 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      No...no... bad vintage.
    6. [​IMG] 26 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      Oh, I've already conceded I'm getting a small continent's worth of coal this year
    7. [​IMG] 26 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      but hey, in these times and heating prices, no complaints.
    8. [​IMG] 25 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      Small continent's... please you're getting enough coal to heat Russia for 3 centuries.
    9. [​IMG] 25 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      And all of it from Lava.
    10. [​IMG] 20 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      I'm impressed
    11. [​IMG] 20 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      that's $19 million worth of coal
    12. [​IMG] 20 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      at current coal prices and not accounting for the increasing trend in russia's energy usage
    13. [​IMG] 19 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      losing that much coal puts a serious dent in her world domination plans, I think.
    14. [​IMG] 17 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      Proabably.
    15. [​IMG] 17 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      Me, however, not at all... after all, I'm powering my time machine by alcohol.... Problem is I keep drinking the booze.
    16. [​IMG] 16 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      sadly that's only about a 1 m deep layer that's 51x51m
    17. [​IMG] 16 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      which fits in a small warehouse
    18. [​IMG] 15 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      the good news is that russia can be fueled for three centuries by a warehouse full of coal?
    19. [​IMG] 15 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      lemme double check that math...
    20. [​IMG] 13 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      5113kg oil/yr *1.53 kg coal/kg oil *300 years /900kg/m³
    21. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      = 2607 cubic meters of coal
    22. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      sqrt(2607) ~~ 51
    23. [​IMG] 12 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      so yeah
    24. [​IMG] 10 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      AH
    25. [​IMG] 10 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      the 5113 is per capita
    26. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      so it's a small warehouse per person
    27. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      fuck
    28. [​IMG] 9 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      actually
    29. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      that's 2.7 quadrillion dollars worth
    30. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      I'll take that anyday
    31. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - VaultBot:
      it's funny how many features of the forum lets you use any app youw ant
    32. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      holy hell.... I'm sure if they had that much coal... they wouldn't be here.
    33. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      if they had that much
    34. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      they could pay off the us national debt and not bat an eyelash
    35. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord
      would start a VF4 self sustaining island.
    36. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      which is only $16 trillion
    37. [​IMG] 6 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      maybe them hoarding all this coal is the CAUSE of the debt in the first place...
    38. [​IMG] 5 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
      Maybe.
    39. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      wow
    40. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      the world equivalent of the GDP is approximately 84 trillion
    41. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - VintagePC:
      so the entire world would have to work for 32 years to finance this scheme
    42. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      So SoL... protip if you want to secure funding for world domination: become the sole energy monopoly in russia for a few tens of years
    43. [​IMG] A moment ago - VintagePC:
      MERRY SMISMASS
     
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    VintagePC, Dec 9, 2014
    #320
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