Quotes Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam' started by Net, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. CorruptDictator

    CorruptDictator I want a custom title, but I dont trust VintagePC

    ^It may be funny, but it is completely true.
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  2. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    A moment ago - VintagePC: Whaddaya sorry aboot, eh?
  3. theLumberJack

    theLumberJack Achievement Hunter Member from long ago...

    1. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] African Grey:
      me is the real one with a vintage pc.
    2. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] African Grey:
      stupid /me fail.
    3. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      pfft, I'm surfin on my commodore 64
    4. 11 minutes ago - [​IMG] Brother Ariman:
    5. 10 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
    6. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Train in Vain:
    7. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      good day everyone
    8. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] African Grey:
      Commodor 64? Noob, I'm using the local school's IBM and typing in punchcards.
    9. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      pfft, I'd have replied sooner but I had to replace a vacuum tube in my computer
    10. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] African Grey:
      at least you don't have to oil up the cogs for your difference engine wot.
    11. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      the wooden cogs don't need oiling :p
    12. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      haha you old guys I use a type writer with a small charge I am the true vintage
    13. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] African Grey:
      hold on, I need to talk slower so interpreter can tell them what smoke signals to make.

    14. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      I am a lumberjack
    15. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      I can't type any faster because I have to keep sharpening my tablet-carving chisel

    16. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      what is a computer
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  4. theLumberJack

    theLumberJack Achievement Hunter Member from long ago...

    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      yeah think im gonna turn around now...
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] Bea_Arthur:
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  5. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Morning Friends!
    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
      hi net
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      ah, there's the server sabotager :p
    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
      what did i do?
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
      or iceh

    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
      No! It was just accidently the gravity!
  6. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
    damn ur fast on that iceh
  7. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      iceh's a babe
    2. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      coolest cat in the alley

    3. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:

    4. A moment ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh bows
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      until LJ comes on box
    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
      that was before he met fire eh
    7. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:

    8. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      D: beaten by my older brother

    9. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      insanity that was cold
    10. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      and then Lava comes on and melts box with her...
    11. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      Wait, I can't say that. Reechard will castrate me. Dx
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  8. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      If canada and the united states were to go to war with each other who would win?

    2. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:

    3. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      you would die in our cold
    4. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:

    5. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:

    6. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      but we would die in your heat

    7. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      so its not a bnig point and i only like qouting insainty its fun
    8. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
      see i prefer colder weather myself
    9. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      we'd just burn the whitehouse again and call it a day.
    10. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Well I dont know. It gets really cold here in chicago. I remember one winter maybe 3-4 years ago the temrature outside was colder than the current temp in Antartica.

    11. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      and LJ is my Canadian bro i was refering to
    12. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
      get some orginality there vintage?
    13. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      hey, it worked once for us :D
    14. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      that and we'll fly our vintage sea-king helicopters over the US, and they'll malfunction and rain parts over you all :roflmai
    15. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Haha that would be the greatest war of all time. Canada just lights the whitehouse on fire and leaves. We are left standing here going WTF did we just witness. War over Canada wins.
    16. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      "if you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em."
    17. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Net:
      hahah thats Canadas motto.
    18. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
    19. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
    20. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Insanity:
      canada vs america ^^^
    21. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
    22. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
    23. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
    24. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
      OMG that was funny!
    25. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      move your damn lighthouse, we're coming through
    26. A moment ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Iceh you made my day :)
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  9. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      my life in a song
    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Razer:

    3. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      its a link

    4. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      click what i typed
    5. A moment ago - [​IMG] Razer:
    6. A moment ago - [​IMG] Razer:
      I can only handle so much TSO in a given day.
    (the link was to this )
  10. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  11. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  12. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 11 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      one of the more creative ones I've seen around here was forcing the person, after jail time, to tend to the gravesite once a week for a looong time. I cant remember all the details
    2. 10 minutes ago - [​IMG] tigar:
      here if you commit a crime you get to go to a hotel and stay there for free and get to eat food that you never imagined could taste that great
    3. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      lol, you sound like you've been in before
    4. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] tigar:
      that is for serious crimes anything short of killing someone is a pat on the back and some community service
    5. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] tigar:
      na jails tend to be on tv a lot in nz
    6. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] tigar:
      "this or that person has escaped from jail"
    7. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] tigar:
      ya well what do you expect when you have a fence that is 2 meters high with a tree growing right next to it and the jail is in the dam city right next to a free bus stop
    8. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] tigar:
      so every time someone decides to get it in their mind to leave the best hotels in nz everyone that watches the news gets to have a 30 minute tour on tv as to how they live
  13. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager VF4-S (Server Operator) Staff Member

    2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net: I do have to say that I like the balls better.
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  14. Spago

    Spago Purveyor of unexpected food porn

    2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net: spybait. I am sorry but I read what you said like this "want to get a gaming laptop and a superbattery and shit in my cave all day"
  15. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      he's a girl
    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      he wouldnt eat ...
    3. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Reechard:
      ok that sounds wrong
    (thou really lava)
  16. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (One-man Show) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester TF2L developer

    1. 27 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:
      my friend brought me fresh from the chicken eggs...

    2. 27 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:
      and i only needed 1 of them!! double yolk!!!

    3. 27 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:

    4. 27 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:

    5. 26 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      (yes, I AM aware it doesn't work that way)

    6. 26 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:

    7. 25 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:
      i murdered a single chicken who may have been obese

    8. 24 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:

    9. 24 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      (in a VERY literal sense, in this case)

    10. 24 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:

    11. 23 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      I'm cracking you up, aren't I?

    12. 21 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:

    13. 21 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:
      but in serious...never again will i eat storebought eggs

    14. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      yes, terrible egg puns, I know. I can be a bad egg at times.

    15. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:
      friend brought 2 dozen :D enough to make cheesecake

    16. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:

    17. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:
      you're terrible

    18. 20 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      well, I know they're not eggactly the greatest...

    19. 19 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      but once I start cracking puns.....

    20. 18 minutes ago - [​IMG] VaultBot:
      Dookie has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

    21. 18 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      well, I keep right on cooking.

    22. 16 minutes ago - [​IMG] VaultBot:
      VintagePC has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

    23. 15 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      aww, you're not even gonna egg me on?

    24. 14 minutes ago - [​IMG] VaultBot:
      Dookie has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

    25. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] VaultBot:
      VintagePC has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

    26. 11 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:

    27. 10 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      AHA! another victim for my terrible puns!

    28. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Your scaring all of the people away :(

    29. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      awww, is there egg all over the box? :D

    30. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] VaultBot:
      Dookie has replied to 24/7 Dustbowl Problems

    31. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:

    32. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      ... I think I'm running out.

    33. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      He is invulnerable to your puns!

    34. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      they're starting to get a little soft-boiled.

    35. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:

    36. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      I can fry 'em up all night.

    37. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Just dont let them get runny.

    38. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      nah, just until your brains get scrambled.

    39. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG]:
      Carcajou facepalm

    40. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:
      im gonna go play minecraft

    41. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      well, now you have egg on your face for a failed /me...

    42. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      My brains are already over easy its hard to scramble them.

    43. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Eh, I'll poach them when you're not looking

    44. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Carcajou:

    45. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      being a comedian isn't all it's cracked up to be, though.

    46. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Always have to have something rotten ready to throw.

    47. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      Im out.

    48. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:

    49. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Fine, I'll stop... you wouldn't know a good joke if it sat in a carton in your fridge. :p

    50. A moment ago - [​IMG]:
      VintagePC steals the victory and calls it a day.
  17. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    LavaRed [VF4-S]: however
    LavaRed [VF4-S]: I wouldn't mind being a permanent hider
    Reechard [VF4-S]: IF I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
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  18. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (One-man Show) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester TF2L developer

    1. 16 minutes ago - [​IMG] Razer:
      the time of the year has something to do with it.

    2. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      Can I interest you in our new lines of fucks? We have summer and winter models now :D

    3. 13 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:
      yea ik

    4. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] LavaRed:

    5. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      winter fucks

    6. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      yes please

    7. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      sorry. razer

    8. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      is hoarding them all and has none to give :roflmao

    9. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG]:
      spybait steals fucks and runs

    10. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:

    11. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:

    12. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      I'm sorry, I give way more fucks about you than I have to give

    13. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      I am in fucks debt

    14. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      You shouldn't have been just giving fucks to anyone, Spy.

    15. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spazz:
      You owe twice the fucks you currently have.

    16. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:

    17. A moment ago - [​IMG]:
      VintagePC considers making a trophy for spazz for that line
  19. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (One-man Show) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester TF2L developer

    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: fixed a typo :p
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: in my thread?
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: mhm
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: *agrument
    VintagePC [VF4-S] facepalms
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: hehe
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: its ok
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: i got your back
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: :)
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: and reechard's got your front
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: it's a vintage sammich
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: lol
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: that escalated quickly.
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: only because your twisted male mind made it that way
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: you nasty
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: I didn't make it that way... certain other things of reechard's escalating quickly are what started this
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: but isn't reechard's thing escalating what causes YOUR things to escalate?
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: you've got a typo in your deletion reason... "unnecessart
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: :p
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: hey Hey HEy HEY
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: I can only fix one typo per day
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: you done fucked up
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: filled my quota
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: Nice to meet you pot, I'm Mr. Kettle.
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: XD
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: ass :p
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: well, you DO have my back all the time. only natural that's all you see of me.
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: it's shaped like a maple leaf and reeks of ham...you should have that checked out
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: Hey, it works for reechard. Even moreso if I put some code on it.
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: is code code for hockey stats?
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: no, healthcare bills XD
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: whelp, there's your quotes thread material for the day. :p
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: oh god
    \V/ LavaRed [VF4-S]: i should
    VintagePC [VF4-S]: beat you
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  20. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    Her "V for Vagina" hl tags make it even better.
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