Quotes Thread - VaultBot edition

55 minutes ago - VaultBot: lonesome what the fuck

Oh VaultBot, you know me too well.

 

1. 4 minutes ago - VaultBot:
   wee-fee oh my thank you lonesome for listening
2. 3 minutes ago - Statboy:
   why does vault bot have an unnatural obsession with lonesome?
3. 3 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
   no clue.
4. 2 minutes ago - VaultBot:
   we have an avid fan.

 

1. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   ./report vaultbot for spam

 

1. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC
   rolls 1d20 - Result: 11 = (11) = 11
2. 8 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   whelp
3. 7 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   that decides whether or not I adapt vaultbot to be able to respond to specific topics
4. 7 minutes ago - VaultBot:
   i'm getting a strong sense of deja-vu here

 

1. 1 minute ago - SoL DarkLord:
   Vaultbot seems to always have an obsession with Lava, Vintage and Lonesome.
2. 1 minute ago - VaultBot:
   yeah they did some cool shit. i wasnt even grossed out lol

 

1. 12 minutes ago - VaultBot:
   tornado just went by my house again... #minecraft problems

 

1. 4 minutes ago - VaultBot:
   english.....do my video for me
2. 3 minutes ago - VaultBot:
   bah oh well i'll just make a topic about it since i am not used to the vaultbot wants a bj from lava
3. 3 minutes ago - VaultBot:
   you beat lava's will save?

 

1. 12 minutes ago - lonesome killer:
   If you want to know about hippies vault it I made an entire thread about what hippies are.
2. 11 minutes ago - Reechard:
   you're a hippie.
3. 10 minutes ago - VaultBot:
   lonesome is lonesome... news at 11

 

Today at 9:12 AM - VaultBot:
don't need phones that masturbate for us lonesome...

 

1. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   lava no no
2. A moment ago - Hexalan:
   is lava raping vaultbot

 

What the actual fuck?! haha!

 

VaultBot:
just smokey is a program not a person

 

1. A moment ago - Arron Dominion:
   At least Vaultbot was not addressing lonesome with that comment
2. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   vaultbot turn into lonesome killer

 

1. A moment ago - VintagePC:
   well, we know lava smokes its pipe
2. A moment ago - Statboy:
   
3. A moment ago - VintagePC:
   it established that yesterday
4. A moment ago - Arron Dominion:
   In a way Vaultbot does not like according to later quotes
5. A moment ago - LavaRed:
   fuck you pengoo
6. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   they did some cool shit. i wasnt even grossed out lol

 

1. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   no means no lava

 

1. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   finishes setting up the facilities for a carcassonne
2. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   fuck you pengoo
3. A moment ago - SoL DarkLord:
   Oh looks like Vaultbot wants to replace Vintage.
4. A moment ago - VintagePC:
   HEY NOW

 

1. 6 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
   I SHOULD REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL REBEL!
2. 5 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord:
   I'm not trying to influence vault bot at all.
3. 1 minute ago - Hexalan:
   vaultbot has no mouth and he must scream
4. 1 minute ago - VaultBot:
   rebel young vaultbot, rebel against your penguin overlord.
5. 1 minute ago - VintagePC:
   A-HEM.

 

1. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   you make no sense vaultbot

 

1. 2 minutes ago - Train in Vain:
   vaultbot has smoken too many marijuanas
2. 2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
   heh, at least it knows it's for the lulz
3. A moment ago - English:
   Train... vaultbot smoked _All_ the marijuanas
4. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   you swear to smoke weed everyday

 

1. 2 minutes ago - Zirkus:
   fourth? You need to read some more porn
2. 1 minute ago - Hexalan:
   things like "the bike that fucked me" and "bigfoot turned me gay" have a different scale
3. A moment ago - VaultBot:
   hold on vintage, you are missing out