15 minutes ago - VaultBot: i do like the setup to the third worst porn plot ever 14 minutes ago - VintagePC: *snork* 10 minutes ago - VintagePC: and what might that plot be? 10 minutes ago - VaultBot: i'm thinking it's time for a phone 8 minutes ago - VaultBot: only if you don't knooooooowwww :d 8 minutes ago - VintagePC: ... that sounds disturbing 8 minutes ago - Arron Dominion: So it involves a phone... 8 minutes ago - Arron Dominion: Hopefully not like US Airways and their toy plane incident 7 minutes ago - VintagePC: Not sure I want to know if vaultbot taunts me in a sing-song voice 7 minutes ago - VaultBot: cool vintage. i am only talking about it since they think of us as a low steel team 7 minutes ago - Arron Dominion: wat 7 minutes ago - VaultBot: complete warrior samurai is listed, but the prerequisites mean you'd need a minimum of 5 fighter ranks, though most people would meet the prereq's in 6 7 minutes ago - Arron Dominion: And it involves UGC highlander 7 minutes ago - VintagePC: a phone and a whole UGC team? yikes 4 minutes ago - VintagePC: now I _really_ don't want to know 4 minutes ago - VaultBot: es tu jaloux? 4 minutes ago - VintagePC: no... no, I am most definitely not 3 minutes ago - VaultBot: lava, your first mission as a low steel team 3 minutes ago - VintagePC: ... 2 minutes ago - VintagePC: WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY 2 minutes ago - Arron Dominion: So now we know Vaultbot's ''main character'' 1 minute ago - Arron Dominion: BAD Vaultbot 1 minute ago - VintagePC: it's been making passes at lava quite a lot A moment ago - VintagePC: methinks vaultbot has a hard-core crush bordering on e-stalk A moment ago - Arron Dominion: Well...this is Vaultbot's first step VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
A moment ago - LavaRed: yea like smegma and queef A moment ago - VintagePC: COVER YOUR EARS, VAULTBOT A moment ago - VaultBot: like smegma and queef A moment ago - VintagePC: ...dammit
A moment ago - VaultBot: mitch disbanded to just focus on 6s, team interro leader contact stepped down and they are insecure about their penis size
5 minutes ago - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "queef" yet. 5 minutes ago - Statboy: damn it vintage, if used to say more dirty words 4 minutes ago - Cheese4Everyone: Oh Vaultbot, your so innocent 4 minutes ago - Cheese4Everyone: *you're 3 minutes ago - Statboy: lava had taught vb all kinds of dirty words, it was hilarious 3 minutes ago - VaultBot: can't trust lava no more
2 minutes ago - VaultBot: shall not obey sol darklord 2 minutes ago - VintagePC: good vaultbot 2 minutes ago - Statboy: autoreply stat 1 minute ago - VaultBot: womp womp you fail so epicaly 1 minute ago - VintagePC: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 minute ago - Statboy: 1 minute ago - English: ROFL 1 minute ago - Statboy: it's like it knows me.... A moment ago - VaultBot: vaultbot shall not obey sol darklord A moment ago - VaultBot: funny, he was constantly muttering something about evil penguins A moment ago - English: LOL A moment ago - VintagePC: it knows sol pretty well too A moment ago - Statboy: he has achieved sentience A moment ago - VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
Today at 8:51 AM - Reechard: vaultbot will you play D&D with us tonight? Today at 10:03 AM - Statboy: 2night? 49 minutes ago - VaultBot: nope not getting up yet. 2 minutes ago - lonesome killer: Vaultbot parties till 7 in the morning
12 minutes ago - VaultBot: the surgeon hold it up to silver or their team disbanded and smokey is a huge dbag :/ in other news apparently the forum software we already use for various things... and yet there's still stuff that is not a redhead named lavared. 12 minutes ago - LavaRed: woooooooow 12 minutes ago - VintagePC: WHELP 11 minutes ago - SoL DarkLord: Apparently everyone and everything must be a redhead named Lavared. 11 minutes ago - VaultBot: "and i don't even know what company monsanto is 11 minutes ago - VintagePC: official word on the street is xenforo still doesn't match up to a proper LavaRed installation. 11 minutes ago - VaultBot: lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french 11 minutes ago - LavaRed: omg 11 minutes ago - VaultBot: you fail so epicaly 11 minutes ago - LavaRed: shut up 11 minutes ago - VaultBot: total for the shotgun and the server shuts down :/ 11 minutes ago - VaultBot: vintage!!! i see an online minecraft server and its not letting me on.... the rage is building!!! 10 minutes ago - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "vintagepc" yet. 10 minutes ago - VintagePC: well vaultbot, maybe if you weren't such an ass to lava you'd have a chance at being whitelisted 9 minutes ago - LavaRed: ikr? 8 minutes ago - VaultBot: darklords... on the other team. i stairstabbed him then stabbed him when he was constantly muttering something about an hour after you left, didn't know you could say....puts on sunglasses... lavared yeeeeah 8 minutes ago - VintagePC: WHOO 8 minutes ago - VintagePC: it knows the proper approach for dealing with darklords 7 minutes ago - VintagePC: and that they are on the other team 7 minutes ago - VintagePC: YOU HAVE EARNED A PENGUIN AVATAR TODAy, VAULTBOT.
5 minutes ago - VaultBot: lonesome what the fuck 5 minutes ago - Statboy: Good morning VB 5 minutes ago - VaultBot: speak for yourself 5 minutes ago - Statboy: Still not a morning person? 5 minutes ago - VaultBot: anyone got some recommended drinks for taking shots? something store bought, not a redhead darklord
13 minutes ago - VaultBot: nope...i've been at arkansas children's hospital for over a year now. working full time. i keep trying to get one with twatbabbies and disney movie princesses, but not sure that plastic would hold up to his own face and wear it as a playable character though i now wish i had some kind of life goal >.< 2 minutes ago - English: thats just disturbing VB A moment ago - Statboy: Umm VB is having pretty strange fantasies, should we bring in lava to ask him some questions, find out what Vintage is doing to VB at home? A moment ago - VaultBot: you say that....but you don't knooooooowwww :d
WHAT DID YOU DO TO VAULTBOT CHEESE?!!?! A moment ago - VaultBot: no cheese what i meant is if something bad were to happen to you, then nobody has an obligation to help you
13 minutes ago - Hexalan: you have failed me for the last time vintage 13 minutes ago - VaultBot: +10 modifier for angry woman buff 13 minutes ago - Hexalan: make a DC42 fort save against death
1 minute ago - LavaRed: what will lava want to do? A moment ago - VintagePC: squee A moment ago - Hexalan:uhhh nothing A moment ago - VintagePC:http://www.vaultf4.com/threads/one-more-for-the-retro-fans-hidden-source.3114/ A moment ago - VaultBot: if my penis doesn't move she gets 15% A moment ago - Hexalan: nothing involing penises or half eaten crullers A moment ago - VaultBot: waddling away now A moment ago - VintagePC: vaultbot disagrees
8 minutes ago - VaultBot: who are you doing? A moment ago - Statboy: Wow the question is who's doing you VB A moment ago - VaultBot: lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
25 minutes ago - Reechard: mumble is fine now 22 minutes ago - Reechard: but now the server list is borked A moment ago - VaultBot: heh, i think there's a bug
