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    Jan 29, 2018 at 7:07 AM - Reechard: yeah that's the confusing stuff...
    Jan 29, 2018 at 7:09 AM - Reechard: Have to keep track of your spellbook, you can learn whatever you want from the lists at 2 per level, but can also copy scrolls... I guess making them slow learners was the only handicap they have.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 7:15 AM - Reechard: When you start getting up into 6th level stuff and Chain Lightning and Create Undead and Contagious Flame...
    Jan 29, 2018 at 7:15 AM - Reechard: gotta neuter that a little bit.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 10:44 AM - Statboy: oracle, bard, and Inquisitor are all spontaneous casters. Because honestly, we'll soon be hitting the part were melee characters are less useful and one of you will die off from it.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 10:47 AM - Statboy: also Living Grimoire is the probably the funniest archetype in all of PF
    Jan 29, 2018 at 11:54 AM - Reechard: looking through some of this megapack of PF stuff I got
    Jan 29, 2018 at 11:54 AM - Reechard: there are a couple of "SuperDungeon" modules
    Jan 29, 2018 at 11:54 AM - Reechard: that seem to be right up our alley, playstyle-wise.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 11:55 AM - VaultBot: the way bonuses work is that you defined x=y
    Jan 29, 2018 at 11:55 AM - Reechard: The Emerald Spire is a "start at L1, you're L2 when you start down the dungeon, and L12-13 by the end"
    Jan 29, 2018 at 12:28 PM - Reechard: wait a sec
    Jan 29, 2018 at 12:28 PM - Reechard: does this dude literally hit people with a literal book?
    Jan 29, 2018 at 12:45 PM - Statboy: yup, his holy books is made of iron and he smacks you in the head with it.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 12:49 PM - Statboy: he can imbue it with magical shenanogins as well
    Jan 29, 2018 at 12:55 PM - Statboy: Is the emerald spire pretty much reverse Diablo I?
    Jan 29, 2018 at 1:48 PM - Reechard: I haven't read the entire thing, but it looks like it's kinda exactly like Diablo... no reverse, just straight up a massive 16-level dungeon crawl.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 1:48 PM - Reechard: because you actually go *down* the spire, not up. only the first few levels are above ground.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 1:49 PM - Reechard: man. Now I want to play Diablo.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 1:49 PM - Reechard: with Starcraft getting a remaster, here's hoping for Diablo 1 and 2.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 2:15 PM - TimeCrush: I just read snippets and started searching for an awesome dungeon crawler named The Emerald Spire.
    Jan 29, 2018 at 2:15 PM - TimeCrush: You guys suck
    Jan 29, 2018 at 3:55 PM - theLumberJack: its probably less likely diablo 1 and 2 will since blizzard didn't actually make them
    Jan 29, 2018 at 7:01 PM - Reechard: The Emerald Spire is a pathfinder campaign BRO
    Jan 29, 2018 at 7:01 PM - Reechard: it's just set up kinda like Diablo was, in that you get 12-13 levels in ONE DUNGEON
     
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    Jan 30, 2018 12:40 PM - TimeCrush: Not going to be able to make it this Thursday fellas, doc appointment. Routine things nothing to worry.
    Jan 30, 2018 1:40 PM - Statboy: Who is the party going to set on fire then?
    Jan 30, 2018 4:27 PM - theLumberJack: callidus
    Jan 30, 2018 6:35 PM - TimeCrush: Correction, appointment is at 3:30, I'm clear to roll
    Jan 30, 2018 6:35 PM - TimeCrush: Zeep nuts roasting on an open fire
    Jan 30, 2018 8:37 PM - Reechard: I was about to ask
    Jan 30, 2018 8:37 PM - Reechard: what kind of doctor's office
    Jan 30, 2018 8:37 PM - Reechard: is open at 7:30PM Eastern Standard Time
     
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    Jan 31, 2018 at 6:39 AM - VintagePC: The witchdoctor, of course!
    Jan 31, 2018 at 4:01 PM - theLumberJack: the kind that gives you a happy ending
    Jan 31, 2018 at 5:11 PM - VintagePC: But do those kinds take FSA cards? ;)
    Jan 31, 2018 at 7:24 PM - LavaRed: I know I do....voodoo witchcraft magic oils to heal your psyche
    Jan 31, 2018 at 7:24 PM - LavaRed: $50 per ounce
     
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    Feb 1, 2018 10:42 AM - Statboy: how I imagined TC would go to the doctor
    Feb 1, 2018 10:42 AM - Statboy:
    Feb 1, 2018 11:02 AM - Statboy: I have an eye appointment today too. At 5, so last of the day probably.
    Feb 1, 2018 12:47 PM - Statboy: If roll20 doesn't start working I'm not going to have much prepped for 2night though
    Feb 1, 2018 3:48 PM - TimeCrush: If we skip tonight, I'm not too upset. I've had a slammed pack day.
    Feb 1, 2018 4:37 PM - Statboy: I've got at least an hour ready, possibly two
    Feb 1, 2018 5:27 PM - Reechard: Yeah let’s roll if we’re all gonna be here. Had a stressful af day and need to unwind.
    Feb 1, 2018 5:31 PM - VintagePC: we can just go until whatever stat has prepped
    Feb 1, 2018 5:55 PM - Statboy: sometimes you guys go really slowly, sometimes you one punch man and run to the next fight
     
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    Feb 2, 2018 at 10:08 AM - Statboy: btw Vint, I am surprised you charged with Sun against the Megaloceros, but it probably saved somebodies life.
    Feb 2, 2018 at 10:08 AM - Statboy: The Megaloceros has a charge attack that deals 6d6+12
    Feb 2, 2018 at 10:09 AM - Statboy: thats an average dmg of 33 on the opening hit
    Feb 2, 2018 at 10:09 AM - Statboy: instead megy missed all of his attacks i believe
    Feb 2, 2018 at 10:11 AM - theLumberJack: Lol
    Feb 2, 2018 at 10:18 AM - Statboy: Hey! I figured out why my roll20 was slow and crashy. Firefox's new version (58) doesn't play nicely with character sheets
    Feb 2, 2018 at 1:00 PM - theLumberJack: That would do it. Brave updated as well but still seems fine
    Feb 2, 2018 at 3:28 PM - Reechard: hrm wonder what they changed that would screw with character sheets.
    Feb 2, 2018 at 3:28 PM - Reechard: weird.
    Feb 2, 2018 at 4:56 PM - VintagePC: a lack of food makes you do funny things sometimes :p
    Feb 2, 2018 at 8:28 PM - Reechard: yeah, like slaying the shit out of a gigantic buffalo deer moose
     
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    Feb 2, 2018 10:21 PM - VaultBot: reechard teach lava that public wifi is like 1,000 mph
    Feb 2, 2018 10:21 PM - Statboy: Megaloceros's were real, and there are cavemen paintings of them
    Feb 2, 2018 10:21 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Feb 2, 2018 10:21 PM - Statboy: they're also stupidly large
    Feb 2, 2018 10:23 PM - Statboy: though it seems they used caveman height in that pic, the human seems a little short from what I'm reading
    Feb 3, 2018 7:57 AM - theLumberJack: i made a half orc barbarian that live on the back of one on a howdah platform
    Feb 3, 2018 7:57 AM - theLumberJack: and also had a light ballista on the howdah
    Feb 3, 2018 7:59 AM - theLumberJack: she was also a mammoth rider prestige class
    Feb 3, 2018 10:47 AM - Statboy: They made an odd note, on the book on this. Zeep or Uspensky could've tamed it and replaced there wolf with it. But they needed to do a knowledge nature to figure that out
    Feb 3, 2018 10:49 AM - Statboy: honestly the wolves are stronger right now
    Feb 3, 2018 11:57 AM - theLumberJack: yeah but then we could have eaten sun sun instead and then saved the megaloceros for later
    Feb 3, 2018 1:45 PM - Reechard: That would have been a dumb pet.
    Feb 3, 2018 1:45 PM - Reechard: unless someone could have resized the thing
    Feb 3, 2018 1:45 PM - Reechard: next time we went indoors for anything "sorry pet has to stay outside"
    Feb 3, 2018 2:03 PM - Statboy: 12 ft rack of antlers doesn't fit through the average doorway
    Feb 3, 2018 2:37 PM - theLumberJack: if only you had a wizard
    Feb 3, 2018 2:38 PM - VaultBot: there is a high proportion of autoreplied content
    Feb 3, 2018 2:38 PM - theLumberJack: i ordered an m2 ssd
     
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    Feb 4, 2018 at 4:53 AM - Geoff: omg I'm alive
    Feb 4, 2018 at 6:34 AM - theLumberJack: wot
    Feb 4, 2018 at 7:44 AM - VintagePC: wot indeed
    Feb 4, 2018 at 11:19 AM - Statboy: at 5am? who's alive at 5am?
    Feb 4, 2018 at 1:28 PM - theLumberJack: most people?
    Feb 4, 2018 at 1:58 PM - TimeCrush: Fuck that, I die er'rday from 3:45-6:00am
    Feb 4, 2018 at 1:58 PM - TimeCrush: Get woke LJ.
    Feb 4, 2018 at 2:27 PM - theLumberJack: well i know you do tc
    Feb 4, 2018 at 2:27 PM - theLumberJack: i know
    Feb 4, 2018 at 2:27 PM - theLumberJack: im sorry
     
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    Feb 5, 2018 6:15 AM - Reechard: TC gonna end up dying in the game AND dying for real.
     
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    Feb 5, 2018 10:40 PM - Hexalan: i wish i wasn't alive at 5 am
    Feb 6, 2018 11:43 AM - Statboy: how many years have we played PF?
    Feb 6, 2018 11:43 AM - Statboy: Enlarge Person takes a full round to cast.
    Feb 6, 2018 11:43 AM - Statboy: we haven't noticed
    Feb 6, 2018 12:00 PM - theLumberJack: Awkward
    Feb 6, 2018 12:03 PM - theLumberJack: So long
    Feb 6, 2018 12:23 PM - theLumberJack: Eventually they'll just have it permanently anyway
     
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    Feb 7, 2018 1:21 PM - Statboy: before i forget, LEVEL 5 level up peoples. Time to be more powerful
    Feb 7, 2018 1:24 PM - Statboy: level 5 is a new feat level
    Feb 7, 2018 1:27 PM - VintagePC: I meant to ask about our XP
    Feb 7, 2018 4:08 PM - VaultBot: when 1080 is really practically 2k
    Feb 7, 2018 4:08 PM - theLumberJack: SON OF A BITCH
    Feb 7, 2018 4:11 PM - VaultBot: done with work
    Feb 7, 2018 4:11 PM - theLumberJack: I get a bonus feat
    Feb 7, 2018 4:11 PM - theLumberJack: !
    Feb 7, 2018 4:11 PM - theLumberJack: or an arcane discovery
    Feb 7, 2018 7:28 PM - Reechard: I’m not gonna make it tomorrow night
    Feb 7, 2018 7:28 PM - Reechard: Surprise parent visit
    Feb 7, 2018 7:43 PM - VintagePC: damnit stat, you got me all worked up for evolved companion but I can't take it because my charisma is too low
    Feb 7, 2018 8:38 PM - VaultBot: what trollery it gets up to being the one most will think of first vintage!!!
    Feb 7, 2018 8:38 PM - VintagePC: hoho
    Feb 7, 2018 8:38 PM - VintagePC: now you can all sleep at night... I'm taking Keep watch so I can cast it on myself with my +15 perception
     
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    Feb 8, 2018 7:20 AM - VintagePC: well, now at least we have family guy and the simpsons making cheap shots at disney instead of fox to look forward to
    Feb 8, 2018 7:51 AM - Reechard: and I, the party Barbarian, am now taking Power Attack.
    Feb 8, 2018 7:51 AM - Reechard: at 5th level.
    Feb 8, 2018 7:51 AM - Reechard: you know what... no.
    Feb 8, 2018 7:52 AM - Reechard: I shouldn't do that at this point because my BAB is +5 now.
    Feb 8, 2018 7:52 AM - Reechard: so it's not a -1 it's a -2
    Feb 8, 2018 7:52 AM - Reechard: I'm gonna take improved crit
    Feb 8, 2018 7:55 AM - Reechard: UGH
    Feb 8, 2018 7:55 AM - Reechard: I'm staying with power attack. Screw it.
    Feb 8, 2018 7:55 AM - Reechard: I have a regular-ass longsword, it'd only go from 19-20 to 18-20
    Feb 8, 2018 8:01 AM - Reechard: If I wanted to dump a WHOLE lot of good money after bad, I could trade in my cold iron longsword for a cold iron Estoc
    Feb 8, 2018 8:01 AM - Reechard: which is apparently a gigantic version of the swordbreaker daggers
    Feb 8, 2018 8:04 AM - Reechard: longsword is 1d6 damage, estoc is 2d3 and has an 18-20
    Feb 8, 2018 8:04 AM - Reechard: I'd have to burn an exotic weapon training too
    Feb 8, 2018 8:04 AM - Reechard: POOOP
    Feb 8, 2018 8:12 AM - Reechard: I'm at 85HP now though :-D
    Feb 8, 2018 10:47 AM - Statboy: improved crit longsword is 17-20, but yah Cutlass/Rapier/Scimitar are 15-20 with improved crit
    Feb 8, 2018 10:51 AM - Statboy: and aren't exotic
    Feb 8, 2018 10:52 AM - Statboy: there just 1d6 damage
    Feb 8, 2018 2:39 PM - theLumberJack: i took spell focus and varisian tattoo such that my evocation spell DCs go up by one and so do their effective caster level
    Feb 8, 2018 5:33 PM - Statboy: blaster caster to the max
    Feb 8, 2018 6:03 PM - theLumberJack: i just need a good way to put that into the sheet though
    Feb 8, 2018 6:05 PM - Statboy: there is a spot to raise the DC of individual spells
    Feb 8, 2018 6:06 PM - theLumberJack: oh i see in misc
    Feb 8, 2018 6:06 PM - theLumberJack: perfect
    Feb 8, 2018 6:24 PM - VintagePC: first order of business: give the barbarian a bath
    Feb 8, 2018 6:25 PM - theLumberJack: i have a spell for that
    Feb 8, 2018 8:44 PM - theLumberJack: thank you all for keeping me alive
     
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    Feb 9, 2018 6:42 AM - Reechard: did we do good?
    Feb 9, 2018 6:43 AM - VaultBot: as usual lol
    Feb 9, 2018 6:43 AM - Reechard: I got my level up done before the session
    Feb 9, 2018 6:44 AM - Reechard: Apparently we killed a gigantic wolf beast
    Feb 9, 2018 6:45 AM - VintagePC: we kinda pubstomped stat's encounter
    Feb 9, 2018 6:46 AM - Reechard: I see I didn't even get to hit anything
    Feb 9, 2018 6:46 AM - Reechard: jesus
    Feb 9, 2018 6:46 AM - Reechard: you got that double nat1 crit tho
    Feb 9, 2018 7:17 AM - Reechard: so *all that* and all I got out of it was you STOLE MY BOOZE AND GAVE ME A BATH
    Feb 9, 2018 7:17 AM - Reechard: YOU DICKS
    Feb 9, 2018 7:22 AM - theLumberJack: Well yeah you didn't do anything!
    Feb 9, 2018 7:23 AM - theLumberJack: I killed four archers at once and I all got was bit!
    Feb 9, 2018 9:51 AM - Statboy: you were very close to losing your Wizard, one more unlucky roll and Ates is re-rolling
    Feb 9, 2018 10:04 AM - Statboy: also you got lucky on that damage roll, and their reflex saves, to kill all 4 archers at once.
    Feb 9, 2018 10:06 AM - Statboy: not to mention Vint's nat 20 on the perception to notice the Wolf who had rolled a 31 to sneak.
    Feb 9, 2018 10:57 AM - Reechard: yeah sounds like the dice liked us a whole lot
    Feb 9, 2018 10:58 AM - Reechard: If it was a boss-level wolf, and it looks like it was, it was probably supposed to snatch the weakest party member
    Feb 9, 2018 10:58 AM - Reechard: which would have been the wizard
    Feb 9, 2018 11:41 AM - Reechard: at least if I was GM and it didn't necessarily specify... that's what wolves do.
    Feb 9, 2018 12:00 PM - theLumberJack: Stat said the book told him for it to do that
    Feb 9, 2018 12:07 PM - Reechard: I watch too many documentaries.
    Feb 9, 2018 12:07 PM - Reechard: but yeah, you got bit?
    Feb 9, 2018 12:08 PM - Reechard: if you have to start over, do you start over at Level1 and just have like, the gear and money you started with? I don't know that I've ever been in a campaign that survived a big death like that.
    Feb 9, 2018 12:11 PM - Reechard: or eat the 13,000GP to hire a Cleric to cast it?
    Feb 9, 2018 12:55 PM - theLumberJack: Usually you introduce a new character at the level and expected wealth and the previous characters equipment is destroyed to keep balance
    Feb 9, 2018 1:03 PM - VaultBot: 4 may
    Feb 9, 2018 1:03 PM - Reechard: neat
    Feb 9, 2018 1:04 PM - theLumberJack: I did it a few times in mummy's mask...
    Feb 9, 2018 1:17 PM - Reechard: that campaign had a hilarious level of in-fighting
    Feb 9, 2018 1:17 PM - Reechard: as a casual, external observer.
     
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    Feb 10, 2018 10:53 AM - theLumberJack: Lol it did
    Feb 10, 2018 5:24 PM - VintagePC: well that was interesting
    Feb 10, 2018 5:24 PM - VintagePC: boiling an egg and poked a hole in the wrong end
    Feb 10, 2018 7:23 PM - theLumberJack: you poked a whole in the egg?
    Feb 10, 2018 7:23 PM - theLumberJack: why?
    Feb 10, 2018 7:41 PM - Statboy: If humble bundles best of 2017 is any indication, 2017 was the worst year for vidya games
    Feb 10, 2018 8:00 PM - VintagePC: If you poke a hole in the air sac end of an egg before you boil it it's less likely to crack in the pot
    Feb 10, 2018 8:01 PM - VintagePC: because the expanding air doesn't have to diffuse through the shell
     
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    Feb 11, 2018 at 8:33 AM - theLumberJack: i see
    Feb 11, 2018 at 5:34 PM - Reechard: WE ROLLIN TONIGHT
    Feb 11, 2018 at 5:49 PM - TimeCrush: Of course we rollin tonight
    Feb 11, 2018 at 8:12 PM - theLumberJack: HONESTLY HAD A SMALL HEART ATTACK
    Feb 11, 2018 at 8:12 PM - theLumberJack: YOU FUCKERS
     
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    Feb 12, 2018 8:08 AM - theLumberJack: If error go to end. Thanks legacy code
    Feb 12, 2018 10:26 AM - Reechard: if error exit 1
    Feb 12, 2018 10:26 AM - Reechard: we had an old build script that would just dump with generic error if it saw ANY errors.
    Feb 12, 2018 10:27 AM - Reechard: now that I'm older and wiser, I look back on things like that and wonder how the people that wrote them got into a spot where they were allowed to write things for mass use.
    Feb 12, 2018 12:07 PM - Statboy: fuck uber
    Feb 12, 2018 12:08 PM - Statboy: i sold my mini-van, needed an uber ride home. The uber couldn't follow GPS to find me, and cancelled. So I had to call a cab
    Feb 12, 2018 4:06 PM - theLumberJack: that's crappy
    Feb 12, 2018 4:06 PM - theLumberJack: we don't have it here
    Feb 12, 2018 5:51 PM - VintagePC: oh man, this'll hit the spot
    Feb 12, 2018 5:52 PM - VintagePC: for dinner I just made a large quantity of pasta and doused it in cheese
    Feb 12, 2018 5:52 PM - VintagePC: nom
    Feb 12, 2018 5:52 PM - VintagePC: melty cheesy goodness
     
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    Feb 13, 2018 8:34 AM - Reechard: I picked up the pinball with *the best* soundtrack this weekend.
    Feb 13, 2018 8:34 AM - Reechard: THE. BEST.
    Feb 13, 2018 8:35 AM - Reechard:
    Feb 13, 2018 8:37 AM - Reechard: Brian Schmidt knows his way around a YM2151.
    Feb 13, 2018 7:45 PM - TimeCrush: The choir sound is on point
    Feb 13, 2018 7:46 PM - VaultBot: but having a 4k tv doesnt really help the viewer
    Feb 13, 2018 7:46 PM - TimeCrush: I'd have been hype as hell playing that
    Feb 13, 2018 8:22 PM - Reechard: as long as the sound is on it's super awesome game.
    Feb 13, 2018 8:25 PM - Reechard: the designer is Steve Richie. He does the voice of the knight and is also Shao Kahn's voice in Mortal Kombat
    Feb 13, 2018 8:25 PM - Reechard: he's a pretty cool guy
     
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    Feb 14, 2018 6:48 AM - TimeCrush: I was going to crack a Mortal Kombat joke seeing the Midway logo and hearing that voice.
    Feb 14, 2018 6:48 AM - TimeCrush: But never did think to give weight to it actually being the same guy.
    Feb 14, 2018 6:48 AM - VaultBot: also...time to get back here and enjoy dicemod for chatbawks
    Feb 14, 2018 6:48 AM - TimeCrush: Hot damn
    Feb 14, 2018 6:50 AM - TimeCrush: Er, Williams. Tomato Tomah-to with MK.
    Feb 14, 2018 7:13 PM - VintagePC: we should play CAH again sometime
    Feb 14, 2018 7:13 PM - VintagePC: https://www.eatliver.com/brilliant-mean-jokes/#more-29187
    Feb 14, 2018 7:15 PM - theLumberJack: haha yeah
    Feb 14, 2018 7:33 PM - VintagePC: Next time we don't have enough for PF... CAH it is :p
     
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    Feb 15, 2018 9:56 AM - Statboy: that isn't a bad idea
    Feb 15, 2018 12:05 PM - Statboy: do you think TC and Vint know there is a item called a Dire Collar (1,000gp) that allows them to give there wolves enlarge person for 1 minute?
    Feb 15, 2018 1:32 PM - theLumberJack: Nope
    Feb 15, 2018 3:52 PM - Statboy: So Statboy done goofed today
    Feb 15, 2018 3:52 PM - Statboy: My fiancee and I are doing Valentines 2morrow night, so I had ordered a dozen choclate covered strawberries from sherries berries
    Feb 15, 2018 3:53 PM - Statboy: it was to come today, so this morning I was surprised to see a 1/2 dozen of them when they arrived.
    Feb 15, 2018 3:54 PM - Statboy: I texted my fiancee and made sure she didn't order any, then I called customer service and told them I only got 1/2 dozen instead of a full dozen. They apologized and are sending the full dozen next day air to be here 2morrow.
    Feb 15, 2018 3:54 PM - Statboy: a few hours later my order 1 dozen strawberries arrived
    Feb 15, 2018 3:55 PM - theLumberJack: Oh no
    Feb 15, 2018 3:55 PM - Statboy: somebody else sent me a half dozen, no clue who. I tried to call Customer Service back, they just said the replacement order has already shipped and just to keep it
    Feb 15, 2018 3:55 PM - VaultBot: first order of business: give the barbarian a bath
    Feb 15, 2018 3:55 PM - Statboy: so when it comes 2morrow i'll have 30 chocolate covered strawberries
    Feb 15, 2018 3:56 PM - VintagePC: and that's a bad thing? :p
    Feb 15, 2018 3:57 PM - Statboy: they are delicious but, if nothing else I feel bad for ripping off sherries berries
    Feb 15, 2018 3:58 PM - VintagePC: I mean you could offer to pay for the additional order if you really feel bad about it
    Feb 15, 2018 3:59 PM - Statboy: lets not get hasty i don't feel that bad, after all i'm still poor
    Feb 15, 2018 4:03 PM - VintagePC: clearly not that poor if you can afford to buy chocolate covered strawberries instead of making them yourself :p
    Feb 15, 2018 4:03 PM - theLumberJack: time is money
    Feb 15, 2018 4:04 PM - VintagePC: pretty sure there are ladies out there that would consider self-made ones more romantic than bought, but each their own
    Feb 15, 2018 4:04 PM - VaultBot: damn, not on netlfix. so much easier
    Feb 15, 2018 4:04 PM - VintagePC: whatever floats your boat... I just wanted to give stat some grief :p
    Feb 15, 2018 4:06 PM - theLumberJack: :p
    Feb 15, 2018 4:06 PM - theLumberJack: i mean i didnt get anything like that so he's beating me
    Feb 15, 2018 4:07 PM - Statboy: My woman looks at my cooking with skeptical eyes. She prefers ones made by someone who knows what they are doing
    Feb 15, 2018 4:07 PM - VintagePC: and pretty soon he'll probably still have a girlfriend too :D
    Feb 15, 2018 4:09 PM - VintagePC: is it because you're a man stat? 'cause we all know men can't cook
    Feb 15, 2018 4:09 PM - VaultBot: i killed four archers at once and i all got was bit!
    Feb 15, 2018 4:09 PM - theLumberJack: i can cook
    Feb 15, 2018 4:09 PM - VintagePC: /s
    Feb 15, 2018 4:09 PM - theLumberJack: i made ceasar salad and pork tenderloin for dinner last night
    Feb 15, 2018 4:10 PM - Statboy: I love my own cooking, my woman just disagree's. So she must be wrong :)
    Feb 15, 2018 4:10 PM - theLumberJack: evidently
    Feb 15, 2018 4:25 PM - theLumberJack: man im pumped to play tonight
    Feb 15, 2018 6:08 PM - Reechard: I'M HERE LET'S GO
    Feb 15, 2018 6:08 PM - Reechard: SOMEBODY CALL TC
    Feb 15, 2018 6:09 PM - Reechard: JOKE'S ON YOU I ALREADY DID
    Feb 15, 2018 6:10 PM - Reechard: I've had the flu, bronchitis, and a double ear infection for 3 days
    Feb 15, 2018 6:10 PM - Reechard: but now I'm all jacked up on steroids
     
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    Feb 15, 2018 at 10:52 PM - Hexalan: nice
    Feb 16, 2018 at 7:11 AM - TimeCrush: I woke up with this in my head:
    Feb 16, 2018 at 7:12 AM - TimeCrush: I don't even like Dr. Pepper.
    Feb 16, 2018 at 9:44 AM - Statboy: I'm calling BS on that, everybody likes Dr. Pepper
    Feb 16, 2018 at 9:44 AM - Statboy: sips his diet cherry dr. pepper
    Feb 16, 2018 at 10:00 AM - Statboy: YES, TAX RETURN IS BACK, I GOTS MONEY!!
    Feb 16, 2018 at 2:40 PM - theLumberJack: Woo
    Feb 16, 2018 at 5:38 PM - VintagePC: I had a sizable refund and got to watch it dwindle away as I entered my 1099s
    Feb 16, 2018 at 5:46 PM - VaultBot: based on that last bit sounds normal for lonesome
    Feb 16, 2018 at 5:46 PM - VintagePC: so now it's a wash and my federal refund is basically the amount I owe the state
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 17, 2018 9:34 AM - Statboy: I had one of my jobs make a mistake and forget to send in my state taxes. But luckily my other job in missouri had my back, so I got like $6 back from that state
    Feb 17, 2018 9:48 AM - VintagePC: heh, yeah
    Feb 17, 2018 9:49 AM - VintagePC: I had an $8 state refund one year
    Feb 17, 2018 10:54 AM - Statboy: don't knock it, thats enough for a KFC $5 dinner box with change left over
    Feb 17, 2018 11:08 AM - theLumberJack: Man I could go for some fried chicken
    Feb 17, 2018 11:50 AM - VintagePC: lol
    Feb 17, 2018 6:55 PM - TimeCrush: Then you have no business going to kfc LJ
     
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