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Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

Discussion in 'Spam' started by VintagePC, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 4:58 PM - Statboy: Read a review of Goat Simulator that read "You're a Goat, and you're still better at climbing ladders than DayZ"
    Apr 4, 2014 at 5:02 PM - English: lol
    Apr 4, 2014 at 5:16 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: for esome reason i wanna do a diablo 1, 2, 3 marathon play though
    Apr 4, 2014 at 5:16 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: *though
    Apr 4, 2014 at 5:16 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: *through
    Apr 4, 2014 at 5:19 PM - Arron Dominion: Goat Simulator is amazing
    Apr 4, 2014 at 5:42 PM - Geoff: movie was good, disappointed that it was just hyrda again
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:08 PM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:08 PM - English: whats that from arron
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:09 PM - Arron Dominion: That is an easter egg found in the recent Battlefield 4 dlc
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:09 PM - English: nice
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:09 PM - Arron Dominion: Requires 10 people near a buoy, the Megladon flops ontop of them
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:12 PM - English: hahaha
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VintagePC: whelp
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:22 PM - VintagePC: WCIA comcast vs monsanto
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:23 PM - VintagePC: should be interesting
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:23 PM - Arron Dominion: Bank of America did not get there this year...woah
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:24 PM - VintagePC: apparently people hate monsanto more
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:24 PM - English: BoA hasn't really done much since last year
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:25 PM - VintagePC: errr walmart
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:25 PM - English: and I don't even know what company Monsanto is
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:25 PM - VintagePC: massive corp that does a lot of seed/GM production
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:25 PM - VintagePC: and rather lawsuit happy
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:26 PM - English: ah k
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:26 PM - English: who else is still left?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:27 PM - English: nvm this is it
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:28 PM - VintagePC: mhm
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:28 PM - Arron Dominion: Yep the final round
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:28 PM - VintagePC: comcast probably has it in the bag
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:29 PM - Arron Dominion: Wow what did Sea World do to make it to the comcast round?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:29 PM - VintagePC: unless the majority of voters are disgruntled farmers
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:29 PM - TimeCrush: I want me some damn good risk carrying pvp.
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:29 PM - VintagePC: I suspect bad employee or animal treatment
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:29 PM - Arron Dominion: Has to be
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:30 PM - Arron Dominion: risk carrying?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:31 PM - VintagePC: oohh... apparently one of the orcas there has killed 3 trainers
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:31 PM - VintagePC: something something blackfin documentary
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:32 PM - Arron Dominion: hmm
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:33 PM - Arron Dominion: That could do it
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:40 PM - LavaRed: no
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:44 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 - Result: 17 = (17) = 17
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:44 PM - VintagePC: YES.
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:45 PM - Arron Dominion: So you beat Lava's will save?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:45 PM - LavaRed: such dork. much facepalm
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:45 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 -2 - Result: 9 = (9-2) = 7
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:45 PM - VintagePC: FACEPALM MISSES
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:45 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:45 PM - LavaRed: waddling away now
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:46 PM - VintagePC: NO
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:46 PM - VintagePC: YOU GET BACK HERE AND ENJOY DICEMOD FOR CHATBAWKS
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:46 PM - LavaRed: only if you do my homework for me
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:46 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20 - Result: 10 = (10) = 10
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:46 PM - Arron Dominion: Hey not a terrible result
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:46 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+2 - Result: 11 = (11+2) = 13
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:46 PM - VintagePC: I still beat it with my +2 resistance to lava
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:48 PM - VintagePC: looks like Arron has the weaker will and will be doing lava's homework :D
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:48 PM - Arron Dominion: Wait what?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:49 PM - LavaRed: oo
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:49 PM - VintagePC sneaks away silently
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:49 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 + 2 - Result: 9 = (9+ 2) = 11
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:49 PM - Arron Dominion: That did not work
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:49 PM - VintagePC hopes Arron's listen check is less than 11
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:49 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20 - Result: 20 = (20) = 20
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:49 PM - VintagePC: SHIT
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - Arron Dominion: WOOT!
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - VintagePC rolls 25d100 - Result: 26/11/43/85/38/59/98/43/51/20/78/33/75/4/8/73/50/73/43/21/10/23/54/91/20 = (1130) = 1130
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - Arron Dominion: Now I will have all 1-8 for the game Sunday
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - English: Gonna intimidate Vintage into doing lava's hw
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - VintagePC runs away and hopes arron slips up on the dice all over the floor
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - English rolls 1d20+5 - Result: 17 = (17+5) = 22
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - Arron Dominion: /rolls 1d20
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20 - Result: 18 = (18) = 18
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:50 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 +10 - Result: 14 = (14+10) = 24
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM - English: bs on your modifier :(
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM - VintagePC: +10 stubbornness modifier, GO!
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM - English: unfavorable conditions because we already caught you trying to sneak away
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM - VintagePC: I steadfastly refuse to take orders
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM - English: -4
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM - Arron Dominion: Yep
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM - English: therefor i win and intimidate you
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:51 PM - VintagePC: dammit
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - VintagePC feigns dead
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 - Result: 10 = (10) = 10
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - VintagePC: DAMMIT
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - English rolls 1d20 - Result: 12 = (12) = 12
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20 - Result: 9 = (9) = 9
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - English: haha spot your feign dead
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - LavaRed: [​IMG]
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - Arron Dominion: I apparently did not spot
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:52 PM - VintagePC codes another distraction into chatbawaks
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English: its k i warned you about it
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English rolls 1d20 - Result: 9 = (9) = 9
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English: womp womp you fail
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - Arron Dominion: lol
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - VintagePC: DAMNIT
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English: actually
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English: you fail so epicaly
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English: that you want to do her hw now
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - Arron Dominion: Yep
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - VintagePC: not as epicly as your spelling though
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English: :p
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English: its k
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - VintagePC: WOMP womp
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:53 PM - English: im just a half orc who just learned how to read and write
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d100 - Result: 79 = (79) = 79
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - LavaRed: by all means...I only have to write a 3 pager on statistical research analysis
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - English rolls 1d100 - Result: 97 = (97) = 97
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - VintagePC: Heh...write it on dicemods in chatbawkes
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - English: BOOM
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - English: GET TO HER HOMEWORK
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - VintagePC: looks like english is the better candidate, he'll earn you a 97
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - LavaRed: oh lawd
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:54 PM - VintagePC: all I can do is 79
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:55 PM - English: but remember. i just learneded how to wrtie
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:55 PM - Arron Dominion: Statistical Research Analysis doesn't sound too bad
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:55 PM - VintagePC: depends on if it is proper statistics or stats to massage data and make it look good
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:55 PM - Arron Dominion: I would hope the first
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:55 PM - VintagePC: relevant
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:55 PM - VintagePC: http://xkcd.com/882/
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:56 PM - VintagePC: there's your topic lava
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:56 PM - VintagePC: GO
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:56 PM - Statboy: Statistics is not used to verify reality but to manipulate it to your will
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:56 PM - VintagePC: that's very true of after-the-fact statistics
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:57 PM - VintagePC: the phrase goes "if your experiment needs statistics to make sense, you ought to have designed a better experiment"
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:57 PM - LavaRed: by qualitative measures...quantitative measures study factual data
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:57 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:57 PM - VintagePC: ergo... if you understand the stats _first_ you will know how many samples to take etc and therefore have unambiguous answers
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:58 PM - LavaRed: unless you are the creator of said stats
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:58 PM - English: 95% of statistics are made up on the spot -Abe Lincoln 1860
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:58 PM - Statboy: http://snapwebsites.info/story/proof-1-1-3
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:59 PM - VintagePC: .... that is just a terrible bastardization of two common meme quotes
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:59 PM - LavaRed: 1+1 DOES =3
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:59 PM - Statboy: Yah i'm pretty sure Gandolf said that not Lincoln
    Apr 4, 2014 at 6:59 PM - LavaRed: for extremely large values of 1
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:00 PM - VintagePC: the problem with that statement is that you defined x=y
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:00 PM - VintagePC: so you are dividing by zero
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:00 PM - LavaRed: x is not y
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:00 PM - VintagePC spots the flaw
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:00 PM - Statboy: not by zero but by an unknown quantity
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:01 PM - Statboy: which makes 1+1=3
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:01 PM - Arron Dominion: There is a proof to show tha tthe 1+1=3 proof is wrong
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:01 PM - VintagePC: no, you explicitly defined "Let x = y"
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:01 PM - Statboy: see stats earlier link Arron
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:01 PM - LavaRed: but significant figures inherently suggests that x=y
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:01 PM - VintagePC: ergo x-y MUST evaluate to zero
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:02 PM - Statboy: * trying to determine if this conversation is nerdier than all the D&D conversations we've had
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:02 PM - Arron Dominion: ohhh...
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:02 PM - Arron Dominion: That is not a valid proof
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:03 PM - LavaRed: I don't believe much in validity, I believe moreso in reliability
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:04 PM - Arron Dominion: If it is not valid, it cannot be reliable
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:04 PM - Statboy: I also have proof that Nazi's built the Great Wall of China, and that Australian Aborigines are actually aliens
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:05 PM - LavaRed: It can be reliable without being valid
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:05 PM - LavaRed: but not the other way around
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:05 PM - VintagePC: that's a discussion on accuracy vs precision
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:05 PM - Arron Dominion: Think that is my queue to go run off and eat mac&cheese+ham while watching Supernatural
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:05 PM - LavaRed: bahahahaha...I too ate mac n cheese
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:05 PM - LavaRed: nom nom nom
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:06 PM - Statboy: I baked a Breaded Chicken Parmesan
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:06 PM - English: i ordered food :(
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - Statboy: you're married, that means you have someone cooking for you right?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - English: not tonight :(
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - English: she has work
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - Statboy: *ducks from the sharp object that lava throws
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20-2 - Result: 13 = (13-2) = 11
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - VintagePC: quick lava, roll to see if the knife hits!
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - English: gonna roll for lava
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - LavaRed: I'm too tired to throw knives
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:07 PM - English rolls 1d20+10 - Result: 4 = (4+10) = 14
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:08 PM - English: +10 modifier for angry woman buff
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:08 PM - VintagePC: even with that -2 modifier it is still >11
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:08 PM - LavaRed: /flex
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:08 PM - VintagePC: stat best roll fortitude save to see if he can staunch the bleeding
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:08 PM - Statboy rolls 1d20+10 - Result: 9 = (9+10) = 19
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:09 PM - VintagePC: SUCCESS
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:09 PM - Statboy: +10 modifier for being a surgical nurse
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:09 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:09 PM - VintagePC: I propose we rename bawks to D&Dbawks
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:09 PM - LavaRed: you do boob jobs yo
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:09 PM - English: still gotta stop bleeding in dem boobies
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM - Statboy: hell yah, i've watched plenty of em, i'm sure i could do it on my own
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM - English: was watching this plastic surgeon do reconstructive surgery on foot ulcers and crap
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM - English: it was really cool
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:11 PM - Statboy: yah, see a lot of that to, diabetics, drug users, and smokers all get em frequently
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:11 PM - English: yeah they did some cool shit. i wasnt even grossed out LOL
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:11 PM - English: OOOOOO stat
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:11 PM - English: i did watch this one surgeon do a face transplant
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM - English: (on a cadaver)
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM - English: but still
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM - VintagePC updates MOTD
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM - English: was fucking gross
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM - Statboy: ok, i've heard of that but didn't think it was actually a thing yet
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM - LavaRed: get your D&D shiznit away from my box!
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM - English: they have been doing it a lot in our bioskills labratory
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+3 - Result: 5 = (5+3) = 8
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - VintagePC: NOPE
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - English: so i guess they are just waiting on the right candidate?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - English: who knows
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - Statboy: i've read of a few attempts on live people, but it never took
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - Statboy: and it looks aweful
     
  5. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - English: yeah i dont think they have done one yet in our hospitals
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - VintagePC: I could imagine the sheer complexity of that being a problem
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - VintagePC: so many muscles and nerves to deal with
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - English: oh yeah.
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - Statboy: fail stat
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - English: fail
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - VintagePC: so even if it does take it'll probably be like your face has been botoxed permanently
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - English: yeah thats rough
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - Statboy: that is not the worst picture either....
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - English: well they are theorizing that the muscles will atrophy to fit more normally
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - VintagePC: but on the bright side... it's probably still better than the before
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:14 PM - English: "theorizing"
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:15 PM - Statboy: it's for when the alternative is taking a year or more to "regrow" your own skin naturally, during which time you are without skin on your face
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:16 PM - Statboy: and that picture is not a full face transplant, it's transplants of the person's own skin onto the missing parts of his face (lower cheeks, chin, forehead, nose)
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM - English: yeah i watched them do a full face transplant
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM - English: like forehead to chin
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM - Statboy: http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/full-face-transplant.jpg
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM - English: cheek to cheek
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM - Statboy: that is the only full face transplant i've heard of on an actual person
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM - VintagePC: yeah... not sure I wanna click that
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM - English: it isnt that bad
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:18 PM - Statboy: his skin is sagging off of his face
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:19 PM - VintagePC: no but I'm eating
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:19 PM - VintagePC: TYVM
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:19 PM - Statboy: and he doesn't have the muscles to close his mouth or do anything really.
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:20 PM - Statboy: i'm not a good judge of what's gross, kinda lost that over the years
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:21 PM - English: im a pretty good judge of whats gross
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:21 PM - English: that face thing on the cadaver grossed the shit out of me
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:21 PM - English: the guy was manhandling this guys head by the skin on his forehead
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:21 PM - English: slamming it down on the table
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:21 PM - Statboy: did the surgeon hold it up to his own face and wear it as a mask?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:21 PM - English: HAH lol no
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:21 PM - Statboy: cause i would laugh
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:22 PM - English: i would too if he did
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:22 PM - Statboy: my doc was about to reattach the finger of a 13 year old kid who'd cut it off in farming equipment. He held up the unattached finger poked it with a needle and asked if that hurt
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:22 PM - English: what you eating vintage/
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:23 PM - English: HAHAHAH
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:23 PM - English: no shit he did that?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:23 PM - Statboy: it got the kid laughin
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:23 PM - VintagePC: strawberry rhubarb crumble
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:23 PM - English: hahahahaha
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:23 PM - Statboy: rhubarb is a veggie right?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:24 PM - VintagePC: yes
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:24 PM - VintagePC: unlike tomatos
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:24 PM - English: but like pizza
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:24 PM - English: according to michelle obama
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:24 PM - VintagePC: 'MURICAA
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:24 PM - Statboy: pizza has every food group in it, so it must be a balanced meal
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:24 PM - English: fact
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:26 PM - Train in Vain: we just beat a team in urf mode
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:26 PM - Train in Vain: 38-1
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:33 PM - LavaRed: ouch
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:34 PM - LavaRed: lonesome, I'm beginning to wonder if you are seriously incapable of just buying a phone and NOT fucking with it
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:34 PM - lonesome killer: What?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:34 PM - lonesome killer: What makes a smart phone powerful is all the tweaks you can do
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:35 PM - lonesome killer: If you use the stock software then it's not a smart phone, it's a feature-limited phone
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:35 PM - LavaRed: not necessarily...with all the shit you do to a phone it's a wonder you have ANY battery life at all
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:35 PM - lonesome killer: Like for example wifi tethering. you could pay your carrier $30 a month, or you can root it and get free WiFi
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:36 PM - VintagePC: not necessarily - one of the advantages of rooting is you can remove stupid carrier bloatware
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:36 PM - lonesome killer: I have most things turned off. They only start when I activate them
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:36 PM - LavaRed: wtf? I just tap into the wifi of wherever I am
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:36 PM - LavaRed: hence
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:36 PM - LavaRed: free wifi
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:36 PM - VintagePC: which sucks battery like no tomorrow
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:36 PM - LavaRed: what does?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - lonesome killer: Using hotspot
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - VintagePC: some of the carrier crap
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - LavaRed: it's not hotspot
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - VintagePC: that too
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - VintagePC: which is why I tether by USB
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - lonesome killer: No, using hotspot drains more battery
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - LavaRed: nah my screen lighting takes more battery life than using free wifi
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - lonesome killer: Using free wifi is not hotspot
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:37 PM - lonesome killer: Hotspot is using ur phone to give other devices internet
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:38 PM - LavaRed: I know, that's what I said
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:38 PM - VintagePC: because free public wifi is sooooo secure and legit always
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:38 PM - lonesome killer: omg this is an Abbott and Costello moment
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:38 PM - LavaRed: wtf are you looking at that you can't be on public wifi? lol
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:38 PM - lonesome killer: ^ That too Vintage
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:39 PM - LavaRed: besides, I mostly just use my wifi at home, which is locked down
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:39 PM - VintagePC: I always have tabs with my email and such open
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:39 PM - lonesome killer: Reechard teach lava that public wifi is like sleeping with the village hooker!
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:39 PM - LavaRed: how about you use your phone like a fucking PHONE?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:40 PM - lonesome killer: I use my hotspot to connect TVs and random stuff at work to it. We don't have wifi at work
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:40 PM - VintagePC: or maybe use it for everything it's actually capable of?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:40 PM - LavaRed: that's because you're supposed to WORK
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:40 PM - lonesome killer: Yeah if you want to call get a basic phone
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:40 PM - VintagePC: I suspect if lonesome wanted a phone he'd have gotten a brick
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:40 PM - LavaRed: I use all my features
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - VintagePC: OMG, use your phone like a fucking PHONE, hypocrite :p
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - lonesome killer: Incoming vintage ban in 3...2...1.
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - LavaRed: yea, it has phone capabilities...which I use
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - VintagePC: you just jelly because lonesome has more features available :p
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - LavaRed: doubtful
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - lonesome killer: Vintage gets it
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - VintagePC: indeed
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - LavaRed: besides, I actually have people to call
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - English: its k she uses an iphone
     
  7. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:41 PM - VintagePC: she needs me for our next upcoming project launch at vf4
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:42 PM - English: you can forgive her
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:42 PM - LavaRed: /yawn
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:42 PM - VintagePC: dun worry lava, we do forgive ya
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:42 PM - LavaRed: how about you eat my ass? :D
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:42 PM - lonesome killer: Like Samsung's multi window mode. it only lets you use a handful of select features for split screen. A very basic <1MB app lets you use any app youw ant
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:42 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+4 - Result: 2 = (2+4) = 6
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:42 PM - VintagePC: FUCK
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:43 PM - VintagePC: eh.. could be worse, I guess
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:44 PM - lonesome killer: I use my phone at work a lot as a flashlight. Instead of having to open up a flashlight app I can simply press the volume key for 1.5 seconds and it turns the LED on/off
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:45 PM - LavaRed: .....
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:45 PM - VintagePC levels up and gains +3 for shock value modifier
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:46 PM - lonesome killer: Anyd my phone rotates 360 degrees. So no matter which way I am holding the screen it rotates for me. Why would I use my phone upside down? I say stop thinking in things like "there is a right side up"
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:46 PM - LavaRed: ok?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:46 PM - VintagePC: only if you don't actually try to use it as a phone :p
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:47 PM - lonesome killer: lulz
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:47 PM - LavaRed: we're having this discussion in mumble if you care to join us
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:48 PM - lonesome killer: Does reechard have an iphone too?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:48 PM - LavaRed: yes
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:48 PM - lonesome killer: nuuuuuuuuu
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:48 PM - VintagePC: nah, my internet is too flaky
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:48 PM - LavaRed: we don't need phones that masturbate for us lonesome...
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:48 PM - LavaRed: or ones that attempt to solve quantum mechanics
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:49 PM - lonesome killer: its the future
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:49 PM - lonesome killer: you've seen that adult toy that syncs with a video, so when the lady is giving you a blowjob it gives you a simulation
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:50 PM - VintagePC: no lonesome, we haven't
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:50 PM - lonesome killer: Hold on vintage, you are missing out
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:50 PM - VintagePC: we don't find a need to go looking for info on that kind of thing
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:52 PM - Train in Vain: :|
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:52 PM - lonesome killer: Here, called the Real Touch
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:52 PM - lonesome killer: http://www.gizmag.com/realtouch-virtual-sex-device-for-men/14126/
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:52 PM - lonesome killer: It goes along with specially designed movies. So when the lady is giving oral it simulates oral,
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:53 PM - lonesome killer: Your phone will be like that in a few years
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:53 PM - Train in Vain: lonesome what the fuck
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:53 PM - VintagePC: lonesome is lonesome... news at 11
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:53 PM - LavaRed: yup
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:54 PM - lonesome killer: Dude, how can you be on the internet and NOT have heard about that?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:54 PM - lonesome killer: It's on ads on just about every....adult entertainment site
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:54 PM - VintagePC: that says more about you than us
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:55 PM - lonesome killer: What you talkin' bout Willis?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:55 PM - lonesome killer: Every guy goes to those sites, don't lie
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:55 PM - VintagePC: speak for yourself
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:56 PM - lonesome killer: every guy
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:57 PM - Arron Dominion: What did I walk into the forums on
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:57 PM - VintagePC: lonesome revealing his browsing habits?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:58 PM - Arron Dominion: Ok good to know
    Apr 4, 2014 at 7:58 PM - VintagePC: and trying to speak for everyone
    Apr 4, 2014 at 8:00 PM - LavaRed: as usual lol
    Apr 4, 2014 at 8:00 PM - Arron Dominion: That last bit sounds normal for lonesome
    Apr 4, 2014 at 8:18 PM - TimeCrush: Judging by the "you are missing out" line, I think we have an avid fan.
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 at 8:43 PM - Statboy: up for a game of cards against humanity vint?
    Apr 4, 2014 at 9:27 PM - Ragnorok: people
    Apr 4, 2014 at 11:02 PM - Geoff: Viiiiiiiiiiintage
     
  9. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 4, 2014 11:02 PM - Geoff: Viiiiiiiiiiintage
    Apr 4, 2014 11:29 PM - lonesome killer: HOLY SHIT I JUST AMAZED MY SELF
    Apr 4, 2014 11:29 PM - lonesome killer: I saved all my Portal sound clips from last year that I put on my old phone so I can reuse them on the new phone
    Apr 5, 2014 12:59 AM - Ragnorok: i bet no one else is on this early...i got to head to work in an hour lol
    Apr 5, 2014 1:12 AM - Geoff: Wooh work
    Apr 5, 2014 5:42 AM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+3 - Result: 3 = (3+3) = 6
    Apr 5, 2014 5:42 AM - SoL DarkLord: Nope not getting up yet.
    Apr 5, 2014 6:04 AM - VintagePC: Gerrrrrrfffffff
    Apr 5, 2014 8:41 AM - Zirkus: If i could just not leave this chair until monday morning id be happy lol
    Apr 5, 2014 8:43 AM - TheAngrySpy: Ordering a new gaming mouse. Mainly going to be used for FPS - Suggestions?
    Apr 5, 2014 8:56 AM - Zirkus: Zowie FK(or any Zowie mouse really), Razer Deathadder 2013, G400
    Apr 5, 2014 8:57 AM - Zirkus: Pretty sure thats like the baseline top 3 unless ive missed some new amazing mouse recently due to being in love with my FK still
    Apr 5, 2014 8:58 AM - TheAngrySpy: The Corsair Vengeance M65 seems to be the one everyones talking about atm.
    Apr 5, 2014 9:00 AM - Geoff: Don't yet see a button for the dice thing.
    Apr 5, 2014 9:00 AM - Zirkus: Unless theyve stepped their game up immensely since the m60 id say its still mid tier
    Apr 5, 2014 9:02 AM - VintagePC: don't look at methere is no button?
    Apr 5, 2014 9:02 AM - VintagePC: lolwut
    Apr 5, 2014 9:03 AM - VintagePC: guess I had something half typed in bawks and forgot to remove it
    Apr 5, 2014 9:03 AM - Zirkus: lol
    Apr 5, 2014 9:04 AM - TheAngrySpy: Haha it looks like a really nice mouse by the reviews.
    Apr 5, 2014 9:04 AM - VintagePC: to use the dice it's /roll xdy +-*/ Z
    Apr 5, 2014 9:07 AM - Zirkus wants to roll 100000 dice but we can only afford 25...
    Apr 5, 2014 9:07 AM - Zirkus: lol knew it
    Apr 5, 2014 9:07 AM - Zirkus: I NEED A GOOD MEDIAN MAN
    Apr 5, 2014 9:07 AM - Zirkus: HOW CAN I WORK WITH THIS SAMPLE SIZE
    Apr 5, 2014 9:08 AM - Zirkus: Been up for 4 hours and all ive done is tend my minecraft garden. Such a productive day
    Apr 5, 2014 9:15 AM - Geoff: Yeah VInt. I want an actual dice sitting to the left of the typing box. Do it.
    Apr 5, 2014 9:19 AM - TheAngrySpy: Death Stalker keyboard 50% off, must. buy.
    Apr 5, 2014 9:26 AM - VintagePC: I was planning on it but unfortunately I can't fid any good images to use
    Apr 5, 2014 9:47 AM - TheAngrySpy: Ordered the Corsair M65 and the Razer Deathstalker.
    Apr 5, 2014 9:49 AM - Geoff: "good"? Screw good damnit
    Apr 5, 2014 9:50 AM - TheAngrySpy: Perfect time to order them during the off-season. Can't wait to play with them! This default dell mouse is killing me :p
    Apr 5, 2014 10:12 AM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20-5 - Result: 3 = (3-5) = 0
    Apr 5, 2014 10:13 AM - Arron Dominion: Well that is that
    Apr 5, 2014 10:17 AM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 5, 2014 10:27 AM - TheAngrySpy: Dead
    Apr 5, 2014 11:19 AM - English: hai bawks
    Apr 5, 2014 11:19 AM - Zirkus: GTFO NOOB
    Apr 5, 2014 11:19 AM - English: :( /leaves
    Apr 5, 2014 11:20 AM - Zirkus: I remember today why i hate rpgs
    Apr 5, 2014 11:20 AM - Zirkus: I can never decide what type of character to play
    Apr 5, 2014 11:20 AM - English: why not all of them
    Apr 5, 2014 11:22 AM - Zirkus: I didnt see Omnipotent being as a class choice in any of the 3.5 books and i think i have them all
    Apr 5, 2014 11:23 AM - Zirkus: I guess technically
    Apr 5, 2014 11:23 AM - Zirkus: you could say thats the DM guide books though
    Apr 5, 2014 11:25 AM - English: :p who are you going to be playing with zirk?
    Apr 5, 2014 11:27 AM - Zirkus: Nobody. Just downloaded them after thinking about it last weekend. Been reading over them on breaks at work.
    Apr 5, 2014 11:27 AM - Zirkus: I think im like obligated to play a samurai though since thats what i play in pretty much any game where its present.
    Apr 5, 2014 11:28 AM - English: well if you got time on Sundays. I think we might have room for one more in our campaign
    Apr 5, 2014 11:43 AM - Statboy: I have a Samurai class book for 3.5
     
  10. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 5, 2014 at 11:47 AM - Statboy: Though it's a prestige class so you would need 6 ranks in fighter first
    Apr 5, 2014 at 11:53 AM - Zirkus: samurai is a base class from one of the addon books
    Apr 5, 2014 at 11:54 AM - Zirkus: unless i missed some other samurai
    Apr 5, 2014 at 11:55 AM - Statboy: I have an add-on book of prestige fighter/monk classes. Master Samurai is listed, but the prerequisites mean you'd need a minimum of 5 fighter ranks, though most people would meet the prereq's in 6
    Apr 5, 2014 at 11:56 AM - Zirkus: Different samurai then
    Apr 5, 2014 at 11:56 AM - Zirkus: Complete warrior Samurai is what im refering to.
    Apr 5, 2014 at 11:56 AM - Statboy: ahh
    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:06 PM - Zirkus: also on that note of addon books, dear lord i found like 15 and that was with avoiding some of the DM/pure flavor books.
    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:12 PM - Statboy: i've found a few homebrew classes and races that are simply OP as well. It takes a little discretion to have a competent class
    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:17 PM - Statboy: http://dandwiki.com/wiki/Samurai_-_Knight_Variant_(3.5e_Class)
    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:17 PM - Statboy: check out that one zirkus
    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:24 PM - Zirkus: Find it funny that that one suggests dwarves make terrible samurai when its the suggested race in the official book
    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:26 PM - Zirkus: but yeah i read through a ton of the homebrew classes
    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:33 PM - Statboy: theres at least 10 that i've found, and only a 1-2 of those are not OP
    Apr 5, 2014 at 12:36 PM - Zirkus: Yeah lol. I havent played in many years but most i looked at its just like. MY MOVE DESTROYS THE WORLD. but no crits and can only be used once a day so its not OP.
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:42 PM - lonesome killer: lava being jelly
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:44 PM - LavaRed: of WHAT?
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:45 PM - Statboy: i'm with lonesome, i don't see you being able to get a girl lava
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:46 PM - Statboy: :D
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:48 PM - LavaRed: you say that....but you don't knooooooowwww :D
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:48 PM - Statboy: without pictures we'll never believe
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:48 PM - LavaRed: :p
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:49 PM - Statboy: :photogenic :peeking
    Apr 5, 2014 at 3:50 PM - LavaRed: hahah stat ;)
    Apr 5, 2014 at 5:00 PM - lonesome killer: No lava's jelly that she can't use her phone to its fullest potential
    Apr 5, 2014 at 6:05 PM - Arron Dominion: Some of those official addon books are also slightly wacky from browsing them in the past
    Apr 5, 2014 at 6:52 PM - Zirkus: The problem with any issues involving eso is that a lot of the people playing it have no mmo experience and it literally makes you want to kill yourself talking to them
    Apr 5, 2014 at 6:52 PM - Zirkus: This has good and bad sides lol
    Apr 5, 2014 at 7:33 PM - Statboy: I'm emptying my recycle bin right now, half way thru i've deleted 4.3 gb of crap
     
  11. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 6, 2014 5:07 AM - Geoff: 5 days lonesome, Titanfall hasn't gotten any huge sale that I've seen.
    Apr 6, 2014 9:32 AM - TheAngrySpy: I like turtles
    Apr 6, 2014 10:07 AM - lonesome killer: Target had a sale. Buy Titanfall and get Xbox LIve 1 year for $30. XBL is normally $60. Since they are both 60 you could exchange the prices. So it was like Titanfall was on sale :)
    Apr 6, 2014 10:08 AM - lonesome killer: Target also has a current sale Xbox one + Titanfall + 1 year of Xbox Live for $466.
    Apr 6, 2014 10:08 AM - lonesome killer: that would be a $620 deal if you bought everything new
    Apr 6, 2014 10:08 AM - lonesome killer: There has been no sale for the PC version, unless you count buying a Russian CD key for $30-$40
    Apr 6, 2014 10:20 AM - Geoff: That's not Titanfall being on sale...
    Apr 6, 2014 10:24 AM - lonesome killer: With the substitution property of math, it doesnt really matter
    Apr 6, 2014 10:25 AM - lonesome killer: My bad, meant the transitivie property
    Apr 6, 2014 11:16 AM - TimeCrush: Still not Titanfall being on sale.
    Apr 6, 2014 11:24 AM - lonesome killer: Sorry, I aced every math course I took. I'm above such literal meanings of numbers
    Apr 6, 2014 11:27 AM - Geoff: Still got til Friday for it to happen, but it won't. =D
    Apr 6, 2014 11:31 AM - TheAngrySpy: Hey wheres our server located?
    Apr 6, 2014 11:31 AM - TheAngrySpy: People keep asking me and I dont even know lol.
    Apr 6, 2014 11:34 AM - Zirkus: id assume east/mid east area. I forget where they were when they got moved a while back.
    Apr 6, 2014 11:36 AM - Statboy: Our servers are in Ohio
    Apr 6, 2014 11:37 AM - Statboy: and they run better and faster than any other communities servers i've seen. So if people are complaining about ping tell them it's on there end not ours
    Apr 6, 2014 11:56 AM - VintagePC: correct. And yes, every time I've investigated lag or ping complaints... other people on the server don't have an issue and/or it's beyond our control
    Apr 6, 2014 11:56 AM - VintagePC: the exception being when the power goes out and the server shuts down :/
    Apr 6, 2014 12:03 PM - English: yeah that damn internet health
    Apr 6, 2014 12:03 PM - English: backbone providers aren't having good handoffs account for a lot of the ping issues on our server
    Apr 6, 2014 12:03 PM - English: i.e. out of our control
    Apr 6, 2014 12:04 PM - Zirkus: I think most issues involving tf2 servers are due to the fact that its tf2
    Apr 6, 2014 12:10 PM - VintagePC: that's the bit that accounts for the random crashes and disconnects
    Apr 6, 2014 1:22 PM - LavaRed: vaulties
    Apr 6, 2014 1:22 PM - English: lavar! come on mumble :D
    Apr 6, 2014 1:23 PM - LavaRed: for why
    Apr 6, 2014 1:23 PM - English: fine i dont want to hang out with you anyway :(
    Apr 6, 2014 1:24 PM - LavaRed: doooooood I'm just sitting down for a few minutes of break between scrubbing the house, producing a video and packing for my thingy tomorrow
    Apr 6, 2014 1:24 PM - LavaRed: getting sworn in by the governor :D
    Apr 6, 2014 1:25 PM - English: FINE
    Apr 6, 2014 1:25 PM - TheAngrySpy: Why are you getting sownr in? :eek:
    Apr 6, 2014 1:25 PM - LavaRed: I'm officially a government employee yo
    Apr 6, 2014 1:26 PM - TheAngrySpy: SPY
    Apr 6, 2014 1:26 PM - TheAngrySpy: YOU'RE A SPY
    Apr 6, 2014 1:26 PM - LavaRed: si
    Apr 6, 2014 1:26 PM - LavaRed: also a baby snatcher
    Apr 6, 2014 1:26 PM - TheAngrySpy: OMG
    Apr 6, 2014 1:27 PM - TheAngrySpy: What job requires you to be sworn in by ze governor? :p
    Apr 6, 2014 1:27 PM - lonesome killer: can't trust lava no more
    Apr 6, 2014 1:27 PM - LavaRed: I just told you haha
    Apr 6, 2014 1:27 PM - LavaRed: I work for the Department Of Child Services
    Apr 6, 2014 1:27 PM - lonesome killer: DO YOU SWEAR TO NOT TELL THE PUBLIC ALL THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPTION AND UNDER TABLE DRUG USE?
    Apr 6, 2014 1:28 PM - lonesome killer: :p
    Apr 6, 2014 1:28 PM - LavaRed: si
    Apr 6, 2014 1:28 PM - TheAngrySpy: You're horrible
    Apr 6, 2014 1:28 PM - TheAngrySpy: CHILD SNATCHA
    Apr 6, 2014 1:29 PM - lonesome killer: Do you swear to only enforce rules when it suits you?
    Apr 6, 2014 1:29 PM - TheAngrySpy: Thats the US for ya ^
    Apr 6, 2014 1:29 PM - lonesome killer: Do you swear to go back on your word?
     
  12. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:29 PM - LavaRed: don't beat your kids or house them in a meth lab and we'll be cool
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:29 PM - lonesome killer: There, now you're an official government employee
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:29 PM - TheAngrySpy: Come on it was just one time
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:29 PM - Train in Vain: do you swear to smoke weed everyday
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:30 PM - LavaRed: now now
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:30 PM - LavaRed: one time too many
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:30 PM - lonesome killer: Lava, your first mission as a child protective agent: I want you to find that 18 year old girl who is suing her parents, bend her over your knee, and give her a good spanking
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:30 PM - lonesome killer: Make her ass red
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:31 PM - lonesome killer: you could say....puts on sunglasses... LAVARED YEEEEAH
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:31 PM - LavaRed: no because she's a legal adult
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:31 PM - LavaRed: also...time to get back to work!
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:31 PM - lonesome killer: Any person will always be a child to their parents, and never too old for an ass whoopin'
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:32 PM - lonesome killer: You're doing it wrong lava. You're a government employee now. You get paid to NOT work
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:32 PM - lonesome killer: Sit on the internetz all day
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:35 PM - Statboy: Lonesome are u talking about that girl that is suing her parents stating that they should have to pay for her college?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:36 PM - Statboy: cause she's a dumbass
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:38 PM - TheAngrySpy: Shes a poo poo face
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:40 PM - lonesome killer: Yes that one
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:40 PM - lonesome killer: Apparenetly she says they should pay for college, but she doesnt follow their rules and is living with her boyfriends
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:41 PM - lonesome killer: Something like that
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:44 PM - VintagePC: If I was the parent I'd retort with "you don't follow our rules, why should we follow yours?"
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:45 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i'd hit it
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:46 PM - TheAngrySpy: Boyfriend(s)?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:47 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i think he meant boyfriend's, as in his house/apartment/car
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:47 PM - English: A Judge already threw out the part of paying her high school tuition and living expenses
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:47 PM - English: and that was a month ago
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:47 PM - English: so I doubt that the girl got anything more than the news she already ahs
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:52 PM - lonesome killer: Yeah I just meant 1 boyfriend.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:52 PM - lonesome killer: Still, she needs an ass whooping so she won't try again in the future
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:53 PM - VintagePC: we were shooting for D&D at 7 EST, right?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:54 PM - English: Yeah i think that was the plan
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:54 PM - VintagePC: mkay
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:55 PM - English: statboy you good with that?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 1:59 PM - VintagePC: just means I know to keep an eye on the time and eat etc. before then :D
    Apr 6, 2014 at 2:06 PM - VintagePC: sweet, tf2ware is back up and running properly
    Apr 6, 2014 at 2:20 PM - English: Yay?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 2:50 PM - VintagePC: yay indeed
    Apr 6, 2014 at 2:51 PM - VintagePC: let the derpiness commence
    Apr 6, 2014 at 2:54 PM - English: Maybe reechard will actually be on time for this one
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:00 PM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:15 PM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:24 PM - Statboy: Stat was planning on 7e
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:25 PM - Statboy: That girl does make one good point, which is she isn't eligible for financial aid because the government takes into account how much money her parents have.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:26 PM - Statboy: and assume that the parents will pay part of it
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:26 PM - Statboy: The government can't really say both, she isn't eligible because her parents make to much, and her parents have no responsibility to help out
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:32 PM - TheAngrySpy: Thats very true.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:33 PM - TheAngrySpy: When I was originally going to go to Univerity, my parents made too much to for me to be eligible to get financial aid.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:33 PM - TheAngrySpy: But my parents didn't have very much money to help out, so the little money they could give me.. Was no where near enough to actually help pay for it.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:33 PM - English: I had the same issue thankfully my parents did actually help pay for it
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:37 PM - Zirkus: Yeah my sister is getting super lucky with financial help thankfully. Most of the reason i found another full time job instead of part time + hobby work.
     
  13. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:40 PM - VintagePC: ... where the hell can I find the stock starting packages for D&D?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:40 PM - TheAngrySpy: I joined the Military. Problem fixed.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:43 PM - LavaRed: I did well in high school and earned scholarships for part of my education
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:44 PM - English: class descriptions vintage in the handbook
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:45 PM - LavaRed: english.....do my video for me
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:45 PM - LavaRed: I hate this so much
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:45 PM - VintagePC: bow chicka wow wow
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:45 PM - LavaRed: oy
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: I did moderate in High School, luckily for me they only take into affect the parent that claims me, which is my mom and my stepdad. Which my stepdad only started working again last year.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:45 PM - Statboy: that's exactly what i was thinking vint, upload a porno
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:46 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:46 PM - SoL DarkLord: RIP evil penguin. Rest in pieces.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:46 PM - Statboy: :rofl:
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:46 PM - Zirkus: Yeah thats how shes paying for most of it. Im a very detached brother in general. All i know is she is going to school for business and told her id pay for whatever she couldnt cover with scholarships and stuff.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:46 PM - VintagePC: looks like it's a terrible '80s porno to boot based on that die roll
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:47 PM - Zirkus: Wish i had some kind of life goal >.<
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:47 PM - English: Lol zirk
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:47 PM - Statboy: break out the porn 'staches
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:47 PM - Statboy: that was meant for both vint and zirk
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:47 PM - VintagePC: :roflmao
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:47 PM - LavaRed: Vintage, obtenir votre jeu sale de ma shoutbox!
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: My life goal, video game engineer. Plan B, drone programmer, plan C IT, plan Z teacher, the rest of the plans I haven't thought out so well.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:48 PM - SoL DarkLord: Being a teacher is at the bottom of list, it is the last resort for me.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:48 PM - VintagePC: that is possibly the worst french phrasing I've seen in a while
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:49 PM - VintagePC: gg google translate
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:49 PM - LavaRed: lmao
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:49 PM - LavaRed: I can't help it, I never studied French, though I now wish I had
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:50 PM - VintagePC: es tu jaloux?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:51 PM - LavaRed: oui
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:51 PM - Zirkus: If i could make pipes for a living id be pumped as fuck lol
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:51 PM - VintagePC: sacre bleu
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:52 PM - VintagePC: est-ce toi fume un pipe, lava?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:52 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:52 PM - SoL DarkLord: No hablo Francés. Habléis Inglés o Español por favor.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:52 PM - Statboy: Zirkus, you can be happy doing anything. I'd be happy as a janitor so long as I'm married to my Danielle, because she makes me happy.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: stat must be the new Spybait.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:53 PM - TimeCrush: My body needs pvp with high risk and reward.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:53 PM - English: Being married to a redhead is like PVP with high risk and reward TC
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM - English: so go find yourself a redhead
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM - Zirkus: Im happy if i manage to leave the house without vomiting or hyperventilating lol
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM - LavaRed: ahem
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM - LavaRed: how would you know engrish?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM - English: LOL
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM - Statboy: 讓我們都講普通話
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM - English: Zirkus you are doing a great thing helping your sister you can be happy with that :)
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM - SoL DarkLord: RIP Engrish. Rest in Pieces with the evil Penguin.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:55 PM - VintagePC: awww, you didn't answer my question lava
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:55 PM - LavaRed: what question?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:55 PM - VintagePC: est-ce toi fume un pipe, lava?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:55 PM - English: I have done battle with a red head before lava
     
  14. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:55 PM - English: of course I wore my armor
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:55 PM - English: and was definitely before my current paramour
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - TimeCrush: Oddly enough the only red head I've done battle was very submissive.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - LavaRed: Non, je ne fume pas conduites de toute nature
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - Statboy: by armor you mean cup, and motion detector for when you're asleep?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - LavaRed: haha
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - LavaRed: submissive? PSH!
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - LavaRed: she must not have been a real redhead yo
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - English: freakiest shit ever
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - TimeCrush: She was to red head.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - TimeCrush: too*
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:56 PM - VintagePC chuckles
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - Zirkus: Oh i am, just not super excited about destroying my body weekly >.< Although ill be okay once the skin stops falling off my hands
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - English: hahahaha
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - Statboy: There not a real redhead unless they have an orange crotch
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - LavaRed: pengooooooooooo
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - English: LOL
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - VintagePC: pssst... lava. "fumé un pipe" is slang for BJ in french
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - TimeCrush: Blazin sadles confirmed.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - LavaRed: he's right....the carpet MUST match the curtains
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - VintagePC sneaks away quickly
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:57 PM - LavaRed: I know pengoo
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:58 PM - LavaRed: hence my answer in the negative lol
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:58 PM - VintagePC: well damn
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: http://i.imgur.com/vvDGlVP.jpg I'm sad I bought this, then my engine in my car went out.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:58 PM - VintagePC: A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR COMRADE REECHARD, IF YOU WILL
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM - TimeCrush: I'm going to assume that doesn't actually fire real shells
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM - Statboy: it looks like an airsoft
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM - TimeCrush: Plastif
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM - TimeCrush: plastic
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM - TimeCrush: No trigger?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM - SoL DarkLord: It does fire real shells, and the trigger is behind the stock.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM - LavaRed: things would be different if he showered first
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:00 PM - TimeCrush: I do like the folding stock though.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:00 PM - Statboy: i have never seen a gas powered shotgun, and i'm not sure that plastic would hold up to gas powered
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:00 PM - TimeCrush: Run you pretty pennies I'm sure.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:00 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:01 PM - SoL DarkLord: 380 total for the shotgun and the stock.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:01 PM - Statboy: that's not a gas cannister it is the folded stock nvm then
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:03 PM - TimeCrush: You should now be able to 'pop pop', which I've been told can 'make bitches drop'.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:03 PM - SoL DarkLord: What did lonesome tell you that?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:03 PM - Statboy: TC thats the whitest thing you've ever said
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:04 PM - TimeCrush: I'm pretty sure I just got a little more pale.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:04 PM - SoL DarkLord: Which is why I think it came from Lonesome.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:04 PM - TimeCrush: Nah, I try to avoid much conversation there.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:09 PM - Zirkus: dear finger tendons, fuck off.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:10 PM - VintagePC rolls 2d4 - Result: 2/2 = (4) = 4
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:10 PM - VintagePC: :-/
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: /rolls 1d20+8
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: damnit, I always want to hit s after I type roll.
     
  15. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:12 PM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+8 - Result: 8 = (8+8) = 16
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:13 PM - LavaRed: I just read the last 10 minutes of bawx and nearly spit my coffee everywhere TC...thanky ou
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:16 PM - Zirkus: The problem with being a paper white kid with a southern accent. never allowed to repeat anything from music i listen to lol
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:19 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:25 PM - VintagePC: I've been called brotha before... does that make me part of the club?
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:25 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:27 PM - Zirkus: oh man. fuck yeah its only 5:30. was sure it was like 7
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:33 PM - Ragnorok: so a friend showed to me and i cant get it out of my head...that bastard lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?annota...&feature=iv&src_vid=8hyk6yxSK_w&v=ZZujisNZuw0
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:39 PM - VintagePC: 11? crowded in here.
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:39 PM - Zirkus: i like that gritty bass
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:49 PM - English: rofl i like it
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Zirkus: https://soundcloud.com/xviitrap/mercy-me-relax-ep
    Apr 6, 2014 at 4:54 PM - Zirkus: AYE
    Apr 6, 2014 at 5:28 PM - VintagePC: whelp, I'm off to take care of a few things. Should be back in time for reechard to be fasionably late again, but if not I shouldn't be more than a few minutes late
    Apr 6, 2014 at 5:57 PM - English: vintageeeeeeee
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:00 PM - English: waiting on you and SoL
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:02 PM - Arron Dominion: We must gather our party before venturing forth
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:03 PM - Arron Dominion: [​IMG]
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:03 PM - VintagePC: calm down, only 8:03
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:03 PM - English: JEEZE VINTAGE
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:06 PM - VintagePC: ;_;
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:30 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+4 - Result: 14 = (14+4) = 18
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:41 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20+1 - Result: 15 = (15+1) = 16
    Apr 6, 2014 at 6:43 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 - Result: 16 = (16) = 16
     
  16. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 6, 2014 11:53 PM - lonesome killer: Anyone good with variety stations?
    Apr 6, 2014 11:53 PM - lonesome killer: I'm looking for this new song, it had some whistling in it
    Apr 7, 2014 12:06 AM - Train in Vain: good description
    Apr 7, 2014 12:11 AM - lonesome killer: WEll do you know any newish songs that have a lot of whistling?
    Apr 7, 2014 1:36 AM - lonesome killer: Holy shit, learned a new memory card format
    Apr 7, 2014 1:37 AM - lonesome killer: SLC for SD cards. They are industry standard. An 8GB SD card with SLC formating can be $250+
    Apr 7, 2014 3:05 AM - TimeCrush: The Walker - Fits and the Tantrums.
    Apr 7, 2014 6:32 AM - Geoff: Watching new episode of Game of Thrones. Already fantastic
    Apr 7, 2014 7:02 AM - Geoff: Stayed fantastic whole way.
    Apr 7, 2014 7:31 AM - VintagePC: lol
    Apr 7, 2014 7:32 AM - VintagePC: last night's simpsons couch gag
    Apr 7, 2014 7:32 AM - VintagePC:
    Apr 7, 2014 7:33 AM - Geoff: That show...is still going?
    Apr 7, 2014 7:34 AM - VintagePC: you sound... surprised?
    Apr 7, 2014 7:39 AM - Geoff: I rarely follow shows that I don't watch, but I thought that show died off at this point.
    Apr 7, 2014 7:56 AM - VintagePC: heh, there's even a reference to Osmos in it
    Apr 7, 2014 9:02 AM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 - Result: 2 = (2) = 2
    Apr 7, 2014 9:06 AM - VintagePC: http://consumerist.com/2014/04/07/c...st-company-in-america-2014-final-death-match/
    Apr 7, 2014 9:53 AM - Statboy: How awesome was last nights Game of Thrones!! I am totally nerded out for this season.
    Apr 7, 2014 9:54 AM - VintagePC: never watched it but any time someone mentions it I have to laugh because I've seen the south park parody of it
    Apr 7, 2014 9:58 AM - Statboy: This is the first overly dramatic non-comedic show that I actually think is good, give it a try vint
    Apr 7, 2014 10:02 AM - VintagePC: Nah, I think I'll pass. For some reason needless drama in tv shows irks me
    Apr 7, 2014 10:03 AM - Statboy: the drama in this one actually drives the story rather than being needless. Soap Opera's are needless drama for the sake of drama, GOT is much grittier and dirtier drama
    Apr 7, 2014 10:10 AM - VintagePC: I suspect I'd rather read the books first
    Apr 7, 2014 10:10 AM - Statboy: definitely, the books are excellent as well
    Apr 7, 2014 10:19 AM - TheAngrySpy: That episode THOUGH
    Apr 7, 2014 10:20 AM - TheAngrySpy: Aiya or whatever her name is, is finally becoming tough <3
    Apr 7, 2014 10:26 AM - English: Arya
    Apr 7, 2014 10:26 AM - English: Dude she has been tough for a long ass time
    Apr 7, 2014 10:26 AM - English: are you kidding?
    Apr 7, 2014 10:26 AM - English: She watched her father get beheaded and she wanted to run up and kill joffrey
    Apr 7, 2014 10:26 AM - English: she has always been tough
    Apr 7, 2014 10:28 AM - English: Favorite line from that episode "Quite a nice blade... I think I'll use it to pick my teeth"
    Apr 7, 2014 10:30 AM - English: And yes vintage.. Read the books. Just forewarning there are a lot of characters to keep track of
    Apr 7, 2014 10:36 AM - TheAngrySpy: Pfttt shes finally showed it now.
    Apr 7, 2014 10:36 AM - TheAngrySpy: I hope shes the one to kill Joffrey <3
    Apr 7, 2014 10:56 AM - Arron Dominion: Well that was a disturbing photoshop'd image I just saw
    Apr 7, 2014 10:56 AM - Arron Dominion: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...fl_progressive,w_636/uqwp1bprq83pramnxyew.jpg
    Apr 7, 2014 1:26 PM - SoL DarkLord: quiet day for bawks.
    Apr 7, 2014 1:37 PM - Ragnorok: its a monday...in otherwords....the start of a nomal weekend for me
    Apr 7, 2014 1:38 PM - Ragnorok: im relaxing lol
    Apr 7, 2014 1:44 PM - Statboy: i'm supposed to be working, but my ADD is kicking my ass today
    Apr 7, 2014 1:44 PM - Statboy: so i've been playing Deus Ex half the morning
    Apr 7, 2014 2:01 PM - SoL DarkLord: gg stat, how far are you?
    Apr 7, 2014 2:05 PM - Statboy: montreal
    Apr 7, 2014 2:05 PM - Statboy: not sure how close to the end i am
    Apr 7, 2014 5:48 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i kinda wanna play rainbow six vegas 2
    Apr 7, 2014 6:06 PM - SoL DarkLord: Rainbow Six Vegas, and Vegas 2 were both good games, so that's understanable.
    Apr 7, 2014 7:15 PM - Statboy: Rainbow Six Vegas games rocked, i've still got my save with my character maxed.
    Apr 7, 2014 7:52 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: idk if there are private servers still up i know ubi took theirs down
     
  17. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 7, 2014 at 8:17 PM - VintagePC: I always get a kick out of customer service pages with stock photos
    Apr 7, 2014 at 8:18 PM - VintagePC: you know it's bad when you start to go "Haven't I seen that person before?"
    Apr 7, 2014 at 8:53 PM - English: As a person with access to most of the bigger stock photo databases... yes it is
    Apr 7, 2014 at 10:41 PM - Arron Dominion: Difficult to find Steel scrims atm since a lot of the old contacts have gone to silver or their team has disbanded
     
  18. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 7, 2014 11:15 PM - lonesome killer: I see many flashlight manufactureres with CREE led's claiming 2000 lumens
    Apr 7, 2014 11:15 PM - lonesome killer: but cree's website says a max of 1000 lumens...Totally not fishy
    Apr 8, 2014 7:09 AM - VintagePC: lumens are also dependent on the beam angle etc... it's a pretty complex calculation
    Apr 8, 2014 7:09 AM - VintagePC: so I wouldn't be surprised if there were alterations (different lenses etc) that could halve the beam angle and double the lumens
    Apr 8, 2014 7:11 AM - VintagePC: though if memory serves it might be closer to sqrt(2) the beam angle since that halves the output area and doubles the density of emitted light
    Apr 8, 2014 9:19 AM - VintagePC: wow, not by a landslide http://consumerist.com/2014/04/08/congratulations-to-comcast-your-2014-worst-company-in-america/
    Apr 8, 2014 9:51 AM - SoL DarkLord starts hoping I get this job.
    Apr 8, 2014 9:53 AM - Ragnorok: you got dis
    Apr 8, 2014 9:55 AM - SoL DarkLord: Based on my history, that's iffy at best.
    Apr 8, 2014 9:57 AM - VintagePC: So here I am wondering if I should give this funny kid that applied a job...
    Apr 8, 2014 9:57 AM - SoL DarkLord: Fuck... can't download minecraft, which I haven't done since my new hard drive, because minecraft.net is apparently down.
    Apr 8, 2014 9:57 AM - SoL DarkLord: Wasn't me. :p
    Apr 8, 2014 9:57 AM - VintagePC: :D
    Apr 8, 2014 9:57 AM - VintagePC: funny, he was constantly muttering something about evil penguins
    Apr 8, 2014 9:58 AM - VintagePC: :p
    Apr 8, 2014 9:59 AM - SoL DarkLord: 1 thing though, I don't live in Canadia.
    Apr 8, 2014 9:59 AM - Ragnorok: sol if i can get a job...im pretty sure you can lol
    Apr 8, 2014 10:22 AM - lonesome killer: Nah vintage all the reviews of those flashlights say they're no brighter than a other lights rated at 300 lumens. And there like $1 Pl and mad in china
    Apr 8, 2014 10:23 AM - lonesome killer: *$10 and made in China
    Apr 8, 2014 10:26 AM - VintagePC: I recall reading somewhere you got a better light if you took a D-cell maglite and put your own LED in it
    Apr 8, 2014 10:35 AM - English: hai bawks
    Apr 8, 2014 11:11 AM - TheAngrySpy: Oh my god. This mouse is amazing.
    Apr 8, 2014 11:16 AM - lonesome killer: Is it a Razer Naga?
    Apr 8, 2014 11:17 AM - TheAngrySpy: Corsair M65
    Apr 8, 2014 11:18 AM - TheAngrySpy: Got the Razer Deathstalker Ultimate and Corsair M65 today. It's so nice omg.
    Apr 8, 2014 11:18 AM - TheAngrySpy: Clickin' heads like I've never done before. Went from a 1990s trackball mouse to this bad boy baha.
    Apr 8, 2014 11:22 AM - lonesome killer: If its not the Naga then it's not amazing :android
    Apr 8, 2014 11:23 AM - lonesome killer: No it looks pretty nice.
    Apr 8, 2014 11:23 AM - lonesome killer: And since it's white it will blend in with the jizz you get on it
    Apr 8, 2014 12:27 PM - VintagePC rolls 1d20 and the dice roll off the table onto the floor. Natural Zero, klutz!
    Apr 8, 2014 12:28 PM - VintagePC: NOPE. Not gonna touch that comment with a 30 foot pole
    Apr 8, 2014 12:30 PM - English: actually... according to your roll... you are gonna touch it without a pole
    Apr 8, 2014 12:31 PM - Arron Dominion rolls 1d20 - Result: 10 = (10) = 10
    Apr 8, 2014 12:33 PM - English rolls 1d20 - Result: 14 = (14) = 14
    Apr 8, 2014 12:44 PM - VintagePC puts on a glove, grabs lonesome's mouse by the plug end of the cord and whips it at English, bolas style
    Apr 8, 2014 1:13 PM - English rolls 1d20 - Result: 10 = (10) = 10
    Apr 8, 2014 1:13 PM - English: womp womp
    Apr 8, 2014 1:15 PM - VintagePC: indeed
    Apr 8, 2014 1:15 PM - VintagePC: the mouse wraps around your neck and spins around until the actual mouse bit slaps you squarely in the mouth
    Apr 8, 2014 1:23 PM - English: You only scored 1 more point than my roll... So more likely it wraps around my body and hangs their limply
    Apr 8, 2014 1:25 PM - VintagePC: so that's what your ex GF meant...
    Apr 8, 2014 1:25 PM - English: har har har
    Apr 8, 2014 1:26 PM - English: I might have to take an INT penalty for that bad joke...
    Apr 8, 2014 1:26 PM - VintagePC: and for just walking right into it with arms wide open
    Apr 8, 2014 1:27 PM - English: indeed
    Apr 8, 2014 1:28 PM - VintagePC: sometimes I wish cleverbot had an API
    Apr 8, 2014 1:29 PM - VintagePC: just so I could feed it random things from chatbawks and see how it responds
    Apr 8, 2014 1:29 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 8, 2014 1:30 PM - VintagePC: and at the same time have it respond from a new user account
    Apr 8, 2014 1:31 PM - VintagePC: just to see how long it would take people to figure out it wasn't a human
     
  19. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 8, 2014 at 1:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: The moment it was instantly replying to everything 24/7.
    Apr 8, 2014 at 1:44 PM - VintagePC: ye of little faith... I wouldn't make it _that_ obvious
    Apr 8, 2014 at 1:55 PM - TheAngrySpy: Need to get my new computer built so I can stream the TF2 matches.
    Apr 8, 2014 at 2:59 PM - Arron Dominion: Looks like Comcast won
    Apr 8, 2014 at 2:59 PM - Arron Dominion: http://consumerist.com/2014/04/08/congratulations-to-comcast-your-2014-worst-company-in-america/
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:52 PM - VintagePC: jeebus... the specs on this phone
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:52 PM - VintagePC: http://oppostyle.com/find-7/65-find-7a-white-us-version.html
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:52 PM - VintagePC: want
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:53 PM - English: Oh vintage you will laugh. I forget what phone I was looking at
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:53 PM - English: wait nvm
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:53 PM - English: false alarm :p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:54 PM - VintagePC: wish I could justify dropping $500 for a phone
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:55 PM - English: what I wanna know is... 4K resolution is 4x the pixels (approx) than 1080 yes?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:55 PM - English: approximately
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:55 PM - English: why the hell isn't 2k double the amount of pixels than 1080
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:57 PM - VintagePC: no, that's not how the naming works, IIRC
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:57 PM - English: forwhatever reason
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:58 PM - English: they decided to start naming the pixels based off the vertical height... not the horizontal
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:58 PM - VintagePC: no
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:58 PM - VintagePC: 2k is 2048 horizontal
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:58 PM - VintagePC: 4k is 4096
    Apr 8, 2014 at 3:59 PM - English: 2K is only 2048x1080
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM - VintagePC: yes?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM - English: i think i confused myself -_-
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM - VintagePC: you did
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM - VintagePC: 1080p is the messed up one
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:01 PM - English: yeah
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:01 PM - VintagePC: because it's almost 2k
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:01 PM - VintagePC: 1920x1080
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:01 PM - English: well... they still did decide to name it off of something else
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:01 PM - VintagePC: 1024x768 is 1k by that definition
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:01 PM - English: they changed the naming convention
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:01 PM - VintagePC: that had something to do with #scan lines
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:02 PM - English: because it was 1080... now it went to 2K
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:02 PM - English: err
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:02 PM - English: 1080 to 4K
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:02 PM - English: when 1080 is really practically 2K
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:02 PM - English: 4K is 3840x2160 yeah?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:03 PM - VintagePC: no, 4096xsomething
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:03 PM - English: 4096x2160?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:03 PM - VintagePC: but there are a few standards
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:03 PM - VintagePC: would you rather go back to the QVGA/VGA/SVGA/XGA/SXGA naming scheme? :p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:03 PM - VintagePC: by now we'd be up to ZOMGWTFBBQXGAKJEWFGA
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:04 PM - English: rofl
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:04 PM - English: isnt 4k UHD?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:04 PM - English: but why would they go from naming it 1080p to 4K
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:04 PM - English: and not 2160p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:04 PM - VintagePC: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4K_(resolution)
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:05 PM - VintagePC: that page explains the clusterfuck of formats
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:05 PM - VintagePC: because we too cool for a single standard, yo
     
  20. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:05 PM - English: fucking annoying...
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:05 PM - VintagePC: the reason 720 and 1080 stuck around had to do with the conventions they adopted when dvd came out
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:06 PM - VintagePC: because you had the p and i variants for progressive and interlaced video
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:06 PM - VintagePC: and since that relates to aspects of vertical resolution
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:06 PM - VintagePC: they went with the # of lines, instead of the horizontal resolution
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:07 PM - English: well i guess since everything is progressive now... (just about)
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:08 PM - VintagePC: mhm
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:08 PM - VintagePC: because bandwidth aplenty
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:09 PM - VintagePC: that was also confusing
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:09 PM - English: which was?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:09 PM - VintagePC: because 720i at 60hz was equivalent to 720p at 30hz
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:09 PM - VintagePC: interlacing was another one of those BS marketing tactics
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:10 PM - VintagePC: so the numbers on paper could look bigger
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:10 PM - VintagePC: but the end result was an on-par or even a crappier product
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:10 PM - English: Oh I would take 720p over 720i any day -_-
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:10 PM - VintagePC: psst, wanna buy a 240hz interlaced LCD monitor?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:10 PM - VintagePC: :p
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:10 PM - English: FUCK no
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:11 PM - English: interlaced video looks like garbage :(
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:11 PM - VintagePC: my point exactly
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:11 PM - VintagePC: unless you have matched interlaced source to interlaced output
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC: then the POV does its job and things look okay
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:12 PM - VintagePC: (whoo, SDTV)
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:13 PM - English: time to go homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:13 PM - English: done with work
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:27 PM - VintagePC: I'm thinking it's time for a tf2ware event tonight
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:52 PM - lonesome killer: I blame marketing. So many people only care about size and resolution, yet they don't understand the fundamentals of how vidoes are displayed
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:53 PM - lonesome killer: Like this 4k nonsense comingout. 4k is a bigger number than 1080, so its better
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:54 PM - English: well... 4k isnt nonsense
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:54 PM - lonesome killer: It is for 99% of the common people
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:54 PM - English: for people filming in 4k? or for people viewing 4k?
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:55 PM - lonesome killer: For consumers who demand to have a 4k TV
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:55 PM - English: okay thats silly
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:55 PM - English: unless you have a home theatre system
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VintagePC: even then
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:55 PM - VintagePC: much like the 120hz argument
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:55 PM - English: well if you have a 110" 4k screen
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:56 PM - VintagePC: there's a point where the pixel density becomes great enough that you can't see any more increases
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:56 PM - lonesome killer: Vintage you missed this when I said it in Mumble
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:56 PM - English: but for movies it makes a difference
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:56 PM - VintagePC: and I think it's somewhere around 200PPI
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:56 PM - English: when you are creating something to be viewed on a 70foot screen
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:56 PM - lonesome killer: but this Apple rep at the store told us that the 11" macbook Air's with 1366x768 resolution are actually 1080 resolution because the pixels are so dense on a small screnn....
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:57 PM - lonesome killer: I almost shit myself
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:58 PM - English: I mean for work I wish we had a 4k camera
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:58 PM - English: would make a lot of things easier
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:58 PM - English: but for a viewers end... eh
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:58 PM - English: well
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:58 PM - English: no not really it does affect the viewer just not in the traditional sense
    Apr 8, 2014 at 4:59 PM - lonesome killer: Yes unless you are sitting closer than 10'
     
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