Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 2, 2016 7:23 AM - VaultBot: watched it but any time someone mentions it i have to bayonet or a redhead at all, that must have confused vaultbot when he was going after our medic.
    Feb 2, 2016 7:24 AM - Hexalan: <><>
    Feb 2, 2016 9:52 AM - Statboy: Reechard, Queso, would either of you guys want me to make you a character for English's campaign
    Feb 2, 2016 10:19 AM - theLumberJack: reechard has said he's too busy with the little man these days
    Feb 2, 2016 10:22 AM - theLumberJack: more like too busy being hitler
    Feb 2, 2016 10:54 AM - Statboy: rofl Gary Newman just took a cheap shot at Windows
    Feb 2, 2016 10:55 AM - Statboy: speaking about Gmod he said
    Feb 2, 2016 10:55 AM - Statboy: "People are amazed that a ten-year-old game is still selling really well—but I guess Windows is over 30 years old, and it's still selling. The only real difference is that I didn't bundle up and re-charge people for the updates we made."
    Feb 2, 2016 10:57 AM - theLumberJack: beautiful
    Feb 2, 2016 11:04 AM - Statboy: gotta love Gary Newman, there is no filter on his mouth, and he frequently speaks the truth
    Feb 2, 2016 3:17 PM - theLumberJack: anyone ever play ssome call of cthulhu
    Feb 2, 2016 3:57 PM - Statboy: i have about an hour on call of cthulu: the wasted land
    Feb 2, 2016 3:58 PM - Statboy: they thought an M1 Garand was a shotgun made me laugh
    Feb 2, 2016 4:28 PM - VintagePC: except for the part where their updates have a tendency to fuck up everything
    Feb 2, 2016 4:35 PM - theLumberJack: i meant tabletop rpg
    Feb 2, 2016 6:59 PM - VaultBot: about gmod he said to i suspect bayonet or a
    Feb 2, 2016 6:59 PM - VaultBot: does it send the person a notification? yes and now i have to i suspect bayonet or a
    Feb 2, 2016 6:59 PM - VaultBot: government can't really say both, she isn't eligible for financial aid because the government takes into account how much money her parents stating that they should have to bayonet or a redhead at all, that must have confused vaultbot when he was going after our medic.
    Feb 2, 2016 6:59 PM - VaultBot: i need cut from one thing he said to another thing he said to tries again bayonet or a redhead at all, that must have confused vaultbot when he was going after our medic.
    Feb 2, 2016 6:59 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 2, 2016 7:00 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 2, 2016 7:00 PM - Reechard: DO NOT BELIEVE
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 2, 2016 10:49 PM - Hexalan: WE BACK
    Feb 2, 2016 10:49 PM - Hexalan: "In December 2015, Metal Hammer's Dave Everley described them as "mainland Europe's most successful metal band, give or take a Rammstein".[19]"
    Feb 3, 2016 9:28 AM - VaultBot: has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 3, 2016 9:45 AM - English: apparently VB doesn't give a shit about your pot stirring
    Feb 3, 2016 9:50 AM - VaultBot: no lava's jelly that she can't use her phone to its fullest potential
    Feb 3, 2016 9:50 AM - Statboy: I think VB is just trolling me now, I did autoreply pot that time
    Feb 3, 2016 9:50 AM - Statboy: no wait the word potential is in there
    Feb 3, 2016 9:54 AM - VaultBot: can't trust lava no more
    Feb 3, 2016 9:54 AM - English: Still have at least one open slot for Carrion Crown. I will take up to 5 people!
    Feb 3, 2016 10:29 AM - theLumberJack: Woo lvl 3 no more terrible heal checks for orin
    Feb 3, 2016 10:36 AM - theLumberJack: And that 2d6 sneak attack
    Feb 3, 2016 10:43 AM - VaultBot: about gmod he said to bayonet or a redhead at all, that must have confused vaultbot when he was going after our medic.
    Feb 3, 2016 11:35 AM - VaultBot: honestly english if you understand the fundamentals of how vidoes are displayed
    Feb 3, 2016 11:39 AM - VaultBot: now and sleeping he said to tries again bayonet or a gooooooooooood job vintag
    Feb 3, 2016 11:41 AM - VaultBot: we're having this discussion in mumble if you don't actually try to use it for everything it's actually pretty impressive if you understand the fundamentals of how vidoes are displayed
    Feb 3, 2016 11:43 AM - theLumberJack: I do enjoy that he uses your chat colour
    Feb 3, 2016 11:44 AM - VaultBot: his skin is sagging off of green light if they don't get enough votes
    Feb 3, 2016 11:44 AM - theLumberJack: So I know I'm not alone here with vb
    Feb 3, 2016 11:44 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 3, 2016 11:44 AM - VaultBot: pssst... lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
    Feb 3, 2016 11:48 AM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "lumberjack" yet.
    Feb 3, 2016 11:49 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    Feb 3, 2016 11:50 AM - Hexalan: lumberjack is a hippie
    Feb 3, 2016 11:51 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "lumberjack" yet.
    Feb 3, 2016 11:53 AM - theLumberJack: ahahaha
    Feb 3, 2016 11:56 AM - Hexalan: gg
    Feb 3, 2016 12:03 PM - VaultBot: tlj stat and hex -- i am going to put leadership off limits
    Feb 3, 2016 12:08 PM - theLumberJack: he knows your name
    Feb 3, 2016 12:08 PM - VaultBot: lonesome, i'm beginning to wonder if you are doing a great thing helping your sister you can be $250+
    Feb 3, 2016 12:08 PM - VaultBot: goes to grapple hex.
    Feb 3, 2016 12:09 PM - Hexalan: is lonesome raping me
    Feb 3, 2016 12:09 PM - Statboy: am i the only one the sees the Vault xmas decorations still up? maybe I should F5
    Feb 3, 2016 12:09 PM - Statboy: nope still in Vaultmas mode
    Feb 3, 2016 12:10 PM - Hexalan: i see nothing
    Feb 3, 2016 12:13 PM - Statboy: at the top, VAULT F4 in green and red with the christmas ornament behind it?
    Feb 3, 2016 12:14 PM - theLumberJack: nope
    Feb 3, 2016 12:14 PM - theLumberJack: business as usual for me
    Feb 3, 2016 12:15 PM - Statboy: damn it, how do you clear cache with chrome
    Feb 3, 2016 12:16 PM - Hexalan: ctrl-f5 is supposed to reload and clear
    Feb 3, 2016 12:18 PM - Statboy: i cleared cache, then had to re-authenticate steam, but the Vault looks normal again
    Feb 3, 2016 12:20 PM - theLumberJack: woo!
    Feb 3, 2016 12:21 PM - Hexalan: nice
    Feb 3, 2016 12:25 PM - VaultBot: ok, i've heard of on an actual person
    Feb 3, 2016 12:25 PM - theLumberJack: backstabbed a guy as he was running back in the door to his spawn
    Feb 3, 2016 12:26 PM - theLumberJack: such cruelty
    Feb 3, 2016 12:26 PM - theLumberJack: anyone know if you can give your macros like a menu in roll20
    Feb 3, 2016 1:39 PM - Statboy: just as buttons along the bottom is all I know how to do
    Feb 3, 2016 2:14 PM - Hexalan: isidewith.com no longer has scott walker
    Feb 3, 2016 2:14 PM - VaultBot: i ordered food :(
    Feb 3, 2016 2:14 PM - Hexalan: i am now 83% bernie sanders
    Feb 3, 2016 2:14 PM - Hexalan: oops
    Feb 3, 2016 2:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: I will be late tonight, my mom gets out at 7 and her vehicle still is not in working condition.
    Feb 3, 2016 2:46 PM - VaultBot: formats because most things at at sith vintage you missed this when i was originally going to silver
    Feb 3, 2016 2:48 PM - VaultBot: dear finger tendons, fuck off.
    Feb 3, 2016 2:48 PM - Statboy: kk
    Feb 3, 2016 4:24 PM - Hexalan: hey english
    Feb 3, 2016 4:24 PM - Hexalan: how many slots for inventory does herolab have
    Feb 3, 2016 5:03 PM - Statboy: time for a little dinner before tonight
    Feb 3, 2016 5:32 PM - theLumberJack: Dinner consumed.
    Feb 3, 2016 5:34 PM - Hexalan: nice
    Feb 3, 2016 5:39 PM - theLumberJack: 21 more minutes
    Feb 3, 2016 5:49 PM - theLumberJack: 11
    Feb 3, 2016 5:49 PM - theLumberJack: Making a cuppa then be on mumble
    Feb 3, 2016 5:52 PM - VintagePC: aren't we starting late?
    Feb 3, 2016 5:54 PM - Statboy: no, we start once we get enough in, that way if one person's late they aren't holding up everybody
    Feb 3, 2016 5:55 PM - VintagePC: mk
    Feb 3, 2016 5:55 PM - VintagePC: be along in 5
    Feb 3, 2016 7:08 PM - VaultBot: but this apple rep at the polls
    Feb 3, 2016 7:08 PM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet. gibrex is going to go to univerity, my parents made too much to for me to be eligible to get a girl lava
    Feb 3, 2016 7:08 PM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 3, 2016 7:08 PM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 3, 2016 7:08 PM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 3, 2016 7:09 PM - VaultBot: difficult to find steel scrims atm since a lot of the people playing it have no responsibility to help out
    Feb 3, 2016 7:09 PM - VaultBot: wtf are you looking at that you can't be on mumble
    Feb 3, 2016 7:09 PM - VaultBot: dude, how can you recommend some public-domain filler text? like lorem ipsum but in english?
    Feb 3, 2016 7:09 PM - VaultBot: incoming vintage ban in 3...2...1.
    Feb 3, 2016 7:09 PM - VaultBot: goes to grapple hex.
    Feb 3, 2016 7:09 PM - Reechard: mumble is jumpin tonight
    Feb 3, 2016 7:22 PM - VintagePC: it's derpgens night
    Feb 3, 2016 9:06 PM - theLumberJack: Stat can androids take drugs?
    Feb 3, 2016 9:13 PM - VaultBot: she was to red head.
    Feb 3, 2016 9:13 PM - theLumberJack: Aech and Orin retire from tomb raiding to sell Elven Absinthe. GG
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 4, 2016 7:24 AM - theLumberJack: Gotta get day craft bonus
    Feb 4, 2016 7:40 AM - theLumberJack: Reread that feat. Tumor time for Orin.
    Feb 4, 2016 7:46 AM - theLumberJack: Tumor > Power attack with three other fighters around
    Feb 4, 2016 8:38 AM - theLumberJack: I think I love the Alchemist class
    Feb 4, 2016 8:46 AM - English: alchemist is pretty awesome
    Feb 4, 2016 8:46 AM - English: so many different directions you can go with it
    Feb 4, 2016 8:51 AM - theLumberJack: I just saw the vestigial twin discovery today
    Feb 4, 2016 8:51 AM - theLumberJack: Can't believe I missed it before
    Feb 4, 2016 8:52 AM - theLumberJack: srry parasitic twin
    Feb 4, 2016 8:52 AM - theLumberJack: vestgial arms, parasitic twin
    Feb 4, 2016 8:53 AM - English: :p
    Feb 4, 2016 9:01 AM - theLumberJack: I may have to make Orin as disgusting as possible
    Feb 4, 2016 9:17 AM - Hexalan: nice
    Feb 4, 2016 9:56 AM - Statboy: LJ crafting is the the roll * the dc divided by 7 for a single's day work
    Feb 4, 2016 9:57 AM - theLumberJack: I know.
    Feb 4, 2016 9:57 AM - theLumberJack: The calculator is set to do it by day
    Feb 4, 2016 9:58 AM - Statboy: the calculator is wrong, on the first day you got 71.4 out of 200 needed to finish
    Feb 4, 2016 9:58 AM - Statboy: they did it out of 100
    Feb 4, 2016 9:58 AM - theLumberJack: I have swift alchemy
    Feb 4, 2016 9:59 AM - theLumberJack: So It's half as long.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:00 AM - Statboy: GG you make 2 alch fires then, i'll amend my post
    Feb 4, 2016 10:00 AM - theLumberJack: Danke! :D
    Feb 4, 2016 10:01 AM - theLumberJack: I can't wait for this feat. :D
    Feb 4, 2016 10:01 AM - Statboy: you and Farside should take coop crafting together for your alchemy
    Feb 4, 2016 10:02 AM - theLumberJack: Yeah that's why I was asking about it.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:02 AM - theLumberJack: Is it okay to put the valet familiar archetype on my tumor squirrel?
    Feb 4, 2016 10:03 AM - Statboy: yah Valet is cool, thats a Paizo and not a 3rd party
    Feb 4, 2016 10:04 AM - Statboy: then you could take co-op crafting and get the benefits from him having it
    Feb 4, 2016 10:04 AM - VaultBot: in all honesty the only thing it has phone capabilities...which i use my phone upside down? i suspect tries again bayonet or a
    Feb 4, 2016 10:04 AM - Statboy: sorry coop isn't a teamwork
    Feb 4, 2016 10:04 AM - Statboy: you don't need it then
    Feb 4, 2016 10:04 AM - theLumberJack: :D
    Feb 4, 2016 10:04 AM - VaultBot: has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:05 AM - theLumberJack: tumor squirrel assistant :D
    Feb 4, 2016 10:05 AM - VaultBot: does reechard have an orange crotch
    Feb 4, 2016 10:06 AM - Statboy: that brings you up to 3 alchemist fires for 20gp in costs
    Feb 4, 2016 10:06 AM - theLumberJack: I calculated it with the bonus from the familiar already
    Feb 4, 2016 10:07 AM - theLumberJack: I may have been excited
    Feb 4, 2016 10:07 AM - theLumberJack: 2 AB + 3 Class Skill + 3 Ranks + 2 Coop + 1 Brewmaster
    Feb 4, 2016 10:07 AM - VaultBot: has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:08 AM - Statboy: lol, he also doubles the amount of work you do per day, but you can still only craft 1 item per day
    Feb 4, 2016 10:09 AM - theLumberJack: oh because he can craft?
    Feb 4, 2016 10:09 AM - Statboy: so day 1 take the 71.4 multiply by 2 for the amount of work you did, and with the cost cut in half you succeed in making 1 each day
    Feb 4, 2016 10:10 AM - theLumberJack: Oh
    Feb 4, 2016 10:10 AM - Statboy: "and your assistance doubles the gp value of items that can be crafted each day."
    Feb 4, 2016 10:10 AM - Statboy: its 3 fires because max 1 item per day with crafting
    Feb 4, 2016 10:11 AM - theLumberJack: The way I read that sentence was to say I have the capability to do twice as much work, if I get that much work done.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:12 AM - Statboy: looks like just double your days output after you roll for it to me
    Feb 4, 2016 10:12 AM - theLumberJack: okay
    Feb 4, 2016 10:12 AM - theLumberJack: So I get x4 work total
    Feb 4, 2016 10:13 AM - VaultBot: has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:13 AM - Hexalan: huh
    Feb 4, 2016 10:13 AM - Statboy: not exactly, but effectively yes. Swift halfs the amount of work needed to complete, while Valet Tumor Familiar doubles your work output
    Feb 4, 2016 10:14 AM - Hexalan: i didn't realize that vb is actually saying "has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet."
    Feb 4, 2016 10:14 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    Feb 4, 2016 10:14 AM - Hexalan: not just putting the default failed autoreply error message
    Feb 4, 2016 10:14 AM - theLumberJack: so meta
    Feb 4, 2016 10:14 AM - VaultBot: done with work
    Feb 4, 2016 10:14 AM - Hexalan: vb has actually learned from himself
    Feb 4, 2016 10:14 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:15 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:15 AM - Statboy: lol, i did autoreply nobody
    Feb 4, 2016 10:15 AM - VaultBot: omg i am so glad i made that statement
    Feb 4, 2016 10:15 AM - VaultBot: statboy you good with variety stations?
    Feb 4, 2016 10:15 AM - VaultBot: with lonesome, i don't see you being able to get one with twatbabbies and disney movie princesses, but not sure i like where that is going vaultbot...
    Feb 4, 2016 10:16 AM - VaultBot: can't trust lava no more
    Feb 4, 2016 10:16 AM - theLumberJack: and then master alchemist feat lets me use the gp value instead of sp
    Feb 4, 2016 10:16 AM - VaultBot: intimidate vintage into doing lava's hw
    Feb 4, 2016 10:16 AM - VaultBot: suspect the biggest thing is that i didn't realize that vb is actually saying "has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:16 AM - theLumberJack: when taken
    Feb 4, 2016 10:16 AM - VaultBot: *pokes the penguin*
    Feb 4, 2016 10:17 AM - VaultBot: roll20 just added a full pathfinder prd in game. this is actually saying "has told me anything about "lumberjack" yet.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:17 AM - Statboy: you'd be able to make some pretty expensive things in 1 day
    Feb 4, 2016 10:17 AM - VaultBot: remember today why i think it is a base class from one thing he said to bayonet or a
    Feb 4, 2016 10:17 AM - theLumberJack: :D
    Feb 4, 2016 10:17 AM - theLumberJack cackles
    Feb 4, 2016 10:17 AM - VaultBot: i need cut from one thing he said to another thing he said to i suspect bayonet or a
    Feb 4, 2016 10:18 AM - English: Statboy... Where does it say you can only craft 1 item per day?
    Feb 4, 2016 10:18 AM - Reechard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Feb 4, 2016 10:18 AM - Reechard: if you google "bayonetomancer"
    Feb 4, 2016 10:18 AM - Reechard: 100% of the image results
    Feb 4, 2016 10:18 AM - Hexalan: oh my god
    Feb 4, 2016 10:18 AM - VaultBot: did you get the api for clever bot?
    Feb 4, 2016 10:18 AM - Reechard: are from vaultf4.com
    Feb 4, 2016 10:19 AM - Reechard: WE MADE A THING ON THE GOOGS
    Feb 4, 2016 10:19 AM - Hexalan: the two page results are just shoutbox
    Feb 4, 2016 10:19 AM - Reechard: yeah I see that now
    Feb 4, 2016 10:19 AM - Reechard: we should actually roll a bayonetomancer
    Feb 4, 2016 10:20 AM - Hexalan: wizards have items instead of familiars in pf, don't they?
    Feb 4, 2016 10:20 AM - Statboy: results are by the day figured for 1 item
    Feb 4, 2016 10:20 AM - Reechard: oh man
    Feb 4, 2016 10:20 AM - Reechard: < rolling a wizard
    Feb 4, 2016 10:21 AM - English: Hex -- they can choose their arcane focus
    Feb 4, 2016 10:21 AM - Statboy: they have no setup, to figure for 2 items in a day
    Feb 4, 2016 10:21 AM - English: either an implement or a familiar
    Feb 4, 2016 10:21 AM - Hexalan: for example
    Feb 4, 2016 10:21 AM - VaultBot: roll20 just added a full pathfinder prd in game. this is actually saying "has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 4, 2016 10:22 AM - theLumberJack: I have an alchemy crafting kit
    Feb 4, 2016 10:22 AM - theLumberJack: if that helps at all
    Feb 4, 2016 10:22 AM - VaultBot: ordering a new gaming mouse. mainly going to go to univerity, my parents made too much to for me to be eligible to get my new computer built so i guess they are just shoutbox
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:23 AM - English: So if you wanted to make alchemist fire which has a total value of 20gp and you exceed the amount of work done you are tellign me that youcouldnt begin progress on another item?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:23 AM - Hexalan: i think you're just straight up not allowed to craft (alchemy) without one
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:23 AM - English: I think that gives you a bonus to your craft check TLJ
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:23 AM - Hexalan: crafting rules are weird
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:23 AM - theLumberJack: No it says it doesn't
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:23 AM - VaultBot: farce well not really it does affect the parent that claims me, which is locked down
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:23 AM - Hexalan: there's like 3 variant systems in the prd page
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:24 AM - Hexalan: you need a kit to craft alchemy
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:24 AM - Hexalan: if you have a lab, you get +2
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:25 AM - Statboy: I see what your saying, unfinished work can carry over to the next day, but there's no way to say I finished this Alch Fire quickly on day 2 so i'm going to put the rest of the work into a vial of acid
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:25 AM - English: you could divide the total result by 8 (because it assumed you work for 8 hours in a day) and that would be your progress done per hour
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:26 AM - Hexalan: if you finished a vial of alchemists fire, there is no reason you wouldn't just keep making more alchemists fire
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:26 AM - English: so if you did 500sp worth of work in a day or 62.5/hr
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:26 AM - Hexalan: especially since orin is specifically setting out to spend 3 days making as much alechmists fire as possible
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:26 AM - English: and it only takes 100SP to make an alchemist's fire
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:26 AM - VaultBot: nobody. just downloaded them after thinking about it since i am not used to the vaultbot
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:26 AM - English: it makes no sense that the extra 400SP worth of work would just go to waste when it only took you 2 hours to make the alcehmist fire
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:27 AM - English: that is just my two copper pieces. you as the DM in the end get to decide :)
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:28 AM - Statboy: Yah i'm checking Paizo's forums and I'm seeing were other people are saying "Max 1 item per day is a rule" but nobody is citing where it says that
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:29 AM - Statboy: also LJ it says you can halve the speed cost again by adding +5 to the DC
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:29 AM - English: Yeah I always assumed and treated it as that if you exceed the SP amount needed you can begin working on another item that same day
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:29 AM - English: thankfully the magic item creation rules are A LOT more simple
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:29 AM - theLumberJack: I think its add 10 to hurry it, and at 5 ranks it halves
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:30 AM - Reechard: "Ghost Touch Bayonet" + "Spectral Hand"
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:30 AM - English: like potions if it is less than 250gp you create it in 2 hours. you can create 1000gp a day
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:30 AM - Reechard: FLOATING BAYONET OF DOOM
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:30 AM - English: but remember reechard
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:30 AM - English: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE ATTACH IT TO A RANGED WEAPON AND EXPECT TO SHOOT SAID RANGED WEAPON
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:30 AM - theLumberJack: Sounds like I'll be making a spreadsheet.
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:30 AM - English: BECAUSE IT WONT FUCKIN WORK
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:30 AM - Reechard: you also said you can't use it as a dagger
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - English: Nope
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Reechard: even though it has a goddamn handle
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - English: NOPE
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Hexalan: here's the plan
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Hexalan: i make a very large crossbow
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Reechard: so ghosttouch crossbow WITH BAYONET plus spectral hand
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Reechard: WHIRLING DOOM MACHINE
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - English: BUT DONT YOU DARE FIRE THAT WEAPON
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - English: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Reechard: DON'T NEED TO
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - English: DONT EVEN LOAD IT
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - Reechard: RAW SAYS IT WILL EXPLODE
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:31 AM - English: BOOM
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - English: DEAD
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Reechard: I'm gonna build a pathfinder monk
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Hexalan: actually no, a handheld scorpion
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Reechard: that uses guns
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Reechard: but only with bayonets attached
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Reechard: so we can have all of the worst shit
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Hexalan: tension powered hand canno
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Reechard: in 1 person
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Hexalan: and instead of a bayonet
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Hexalan: i put tyrion on it
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - English: 1000d6 damage if you put ranged ammo into a weapon that has a bayonet on it
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Hexalan: and tyrion is holding 2 hand crossbows
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - English: to all those within a 10ft radius
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Hexalan: tyrion is launched through the air
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - theLumberJack: nvm what i read was the unchained crafting variant
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - English: actually reechard the Unchained Monk isnt so bad
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - Statboy: tyrion only has 1 hand that can fire a weapon, the other can only reload
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - Hexalan: and as he passes above the enemy, he fires the crossbows with bayonets fitted to them
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - English: they get a d10 Hit Die and a full BAB
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - Hexalan: ok, 1 crossbow
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - English: DONT YOU DARE FIRE A CROSSBOW WITH A BAYONET ATTACHED
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - English: WTF DID I JUST SAY HEX
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - VaultBot: yeah... not sure i could do it
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - English: THAT'S A 50 DKP MINUS
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:33 AM - Hexalan: you said he does 1000d6 damage to 10ft radius
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:34 AM - English: only to allies
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:34 AM - English: duh
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:34 AM - English: and including the wielder
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:34 AM - Hexalan: ok, so tyrion is swayed to the enemy because he has like 8 wis
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:34 AM - VaultBot: then the pov does its job and things look okay
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:34 AM - Hexalan: he ties a string to the crossbow's trigger, drops the crossbow as he flies over them
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:34 AM - English: rofl
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:34 AM - Hexalan: he continues to go above, and the string jerks when it reaches the end in the middle of the enemy
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - English: they all make the reflex save and take no damage
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - Hexalan: tyrion continues to fly away from them, and the crossbow detonates
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - Hexalan: do they all have evasion?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - English: except tyrion suddenly hits a massive downdraft
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - VaultBot: shooting in 4k would mean that i could zoom in on the internet and not have heard about that?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - Hexalan: it's just half dam
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - English: and is shot down into the crossbow
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - English: and automatically takes full damage
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - English: nah they all have evasion
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM - Hexalan: actually, if it's fired from the crossbow, it's just to ac
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - English: nah.
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - English: its an AOE effect that requires a reflex save
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - Hexalan: so is the crossbow expended in the process?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - VaultBot: .... that is just my two copper pieces. you as the dm in the woods
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - VaultBot: .... that is just my two copper pieces. you as the dm in the mouth
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - English: and you automatically fail
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - English: sorry
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - Hexalan: ok
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - English: yup
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - Hexalan: craft(weapons) trained
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - English: boom
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - English: dead
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - Reechard: this is the best
     
  5. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:36 AM - Hexalan: i invent grenades
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - English: DEAD
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - English: YOU INVENT NOTHING
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - English: DEAD
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - English: you do not exist any more
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - Hexalan: they work off of ranged weapon-bayonet chemical weapons
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - English: you cannot be brought back to life through wish or divine intervention
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - Hexalan: tiny crossbows, with tiny bayonets in them
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - theLumberJack: pf already has grenades
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - English: nor through true resurrection or any other spell
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - Hexalan: i fire it from my real crossbow, with a rope attached to the trigger
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - English: your soul has been utterly and completely destroyed
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - Hexalan: shoots like 120 ft range
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM - English: DEAD
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - English: D - E - A - D
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - Hexalan: and at the end of the rope, the trigger jerks and it explodes
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - Reechard: does
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - English: your flux capacitor failed and you are pulled into the explosion
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - VaultBot: well do you know engrish?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - Reechard: your crossbow explode
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - English: duh reechard it explodes
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - Hexalan: my real crossbow is just launching tiny crossbows
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - Reechard: because your crossbow is fitted with a device that is a crossbow with a bayonet
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - English: come on
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - Hexalan: there is no bayonet attached to my crossbow
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:38 AM - English: do you think this is fucking amateur hour
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Reechard: is that technically attached to your crossbow though
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Reechard: because the ammo is?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - English: you just divided by 0
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Hexalan: are the bolts attached to a crossbow?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - English: fuckin whole world implodes
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Reechard: universe ends
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Hexalan: they're just sitting on it
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - English: GG
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Reechard: bye bye quests
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Reechard: bye bye questgivers
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - English: everything is gone
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - English: doesnt exist anymore
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - English: /tableflip
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - VaultBot: *ducks from the sharp object that lava throws
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Reechard: I'm just gonna get a portable hole and a bag of holding
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - VaultBot: pssst... lava. ""fumé un pipe"" is slang for bj in french
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - Reechard: and day 1 step 1 put one within the other
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:39 AM - English: and put a crossbow with a bayonet attached to it in it?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:40 AM - Reechard: and screw your characters
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:40 AM - English: what would happen
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:40 AM - Hexalan: holebag grenades are expensive
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:40 AM - Hexalan: bayonetbows are much cheaper to make
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:40 AM - Reechard: [​IMG]
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:40 AM - Hexalan: especially if they don't need to be actually good crossbows
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:40 AM - English: if you took a portable hole, a bag of holding, and then fire a crossbow that contains a bayonet attached to it while you are in the bag of holding that is falling into the portable hole
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:41 AM - Hexalan: one use, purpose built
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:41 AM - English: yeah i have seen that one reechard
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:41 AM - English: really funny idea
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:41 AM - English: i think I might allow it with the proper craft check
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:41 AM - Hexalan: like just a crucifix shaped piece of wood
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:41 AM - Hexalan: just a piece of twine attached to a lever
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:42 AM - Hexalan: the bayonet could just be like a nail tied onto it
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:42 AM - English: alright gotta go back to work. dont shoot any crossbows with bayonets on them while im gone
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:42 AM - Hexalan: it's like 1.5 gp
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:47 AM - theLumberJack: use a rusty nail
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:47 AM - theLumberJack: give them tetanus
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:47 AM - VaultBot: somehow... i don't think anyone expected any less
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:48 AM - Hexalan: bioweapon too
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:48 AM - Hexalan: hmm
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:48 AM - Hexalan: is the bayonet-crossbow reaction nuclear, rather than chemical?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:49 AM - theLumberJack: 7*2 is 14
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:51 AM - Statboy: 7*4
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:51 AM - Statboy: i amended my miss type
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:51 AM - theLumberJack: bueno
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:54 AM - theLumberJack: Stat I'll probably be crafting whenever I can. Do you want me to make a spreadsheet on something like drive that is visible and use it as a progress log whenever I want to craft?
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:55 AM - theLumberJack: and I can input the rolls in the thread and then reference them on said sheet
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:58 AM - Statboy: that sounds pretty good
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:59 AM - theLumberJack: That's good I already started
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:59 AM - theLumberJack: I sometimes enjoy spreadsheets a bit much
    Feb 4, 2016 at 10:59 AM - theLumberJack: As long as I'm not trying to analyze data in a spreadsheet. fuck that
    Feb 4, 2016 at 12:35 PM - VaultBot: ghosttouch crossbow with bayonet plus spectral hand
    Feb 4, 2016 at 12:51 PM - VaultBot: *pokes the penguin*
    Feb 4, 2016 at 3:39 PM - Hexalan: what a coincedence
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 5, 2016 at 7:01 AM - VintagePC: silly spammers. Spam goes in the spam forum!
    Feb 5, 2016 at 7:02 AM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Feb 5, 2016 at 7:02 AM - VintagePC: spam spam spam spam and ban is all we serve, sorry.
    Feb 5, 2016 at 8:09 AM - TimeCrush: All I see is Vintage trying to keep me from getting my passport.
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:07 AM - Statboy: rofl, Internet trolls, was that a full on steal your identity person?
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:21 AM - Statboy: if his IP is from America go here and report him https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/#&panel1-1
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:35 AM - theLumberJack: Mmm spam
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:48 AM - Hexalan: lolllllllllll
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:49 AM - Hexalan: are we important enough to get spammers now
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:50 AM - theLumberJack: they clearly googled bayonetomancer
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:51 AM - Statboy: I might be putting the finishing touches on a homebrew Bayonetmancer class just for English
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:55 AM - theLumberJack: glorius
    Feb 5, 2016 at 10:03 AM - English: rofl you guys are too much
    Feb 5, 2016 at 10:07 AM - theLumberJack: google sheets y u no let my script set datavalidation
    Feb 5, 2016 at 10:41 AM - theLumberJack: well time to give up on that and play some xcom enemy within to sate my greed for the new xcom
    Feb 5, 2016 at 10:41 AM - Statboy: yes, the second I get my taxes back, i'm getting Xcom 2
    Feb 5, 2016 at 12:18 PM - theLumberJack: damn you statboy
    Feb 5, 2016 at 12:19 PM - theLumberJack: and your gainful employment
    Feb 5, 2016 at 1:23 PM - TimeCrush: "see bottom of page for stats on the Chain of saws)." -Dis gun be gud
    Feb 5, 2016 at 1:31 PM - Statboy: The natural progression of the bayonetmancer had to be an underbarrel chainsaw
    Feb 5, 2016 at 1:41 PM - VaultBot: yeah my sister is getting super lucky with financial help thankfully. most of the worst shit
    Feb 5, 2016 at 1:41 PM - English: Still need at least one more person for the campaign
    Feb 5, 2016 at 1:41 PM - English: and no homebrews are not allowed
    Feb 5, 2016 at 1:44 PM - Hexalan: can i get rp xp
    Feb 5, 2016 at 1:53 PM - English: depends
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:21 PM - VaultBot: thats very true.
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:21 PM - Statboy: RP xp is built into most pre-built campaign paths. Its only awarded at specific interactions that advance the plot though
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:26 PM - VaultBot: only to allies
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:26 PM - theLumberJack: oh cool i didn't know that
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:26 PM - theLumberJack: i should have everyone in my campaign die so we can play one
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:27 PM - English: Heh. The tabletop campaign that I am in currently which is an adventure path Skulls and Shackles
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:27 PM - English: Skull and Shackles*
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:27 PM - English: and my PC is the ONLY original PC left
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:28 PM - English: Dayne Seasinger the Skald/Oracle is captain of a ship. A pirate lord on the council. owns two islands
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:28 PM - English: (currently in the process of pacifying one of them)
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:28 PM - English: And is a healing badass
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:29 PM - English: But as Statboy said. Most APs have RP EXP built into them. I will also award XP if I see some exceptional RP
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:29 PM - Statboy: rofl, prepares Tyrion Lannister sound board
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:35 PM - English: I mean I hope you will be more creative than to just repeat things that Tyrion has said... Because I am pretty sure that would be the against the spirit of roleplaying
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:35 PM - English: if all you do is quote someone else
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:35 PM - English: even if that someone else is who your character is based on/is
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:38 PM - Statboy: I'm am firmly in the realm of a left brained analytical individual with little to no creativity of his own
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:38 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:39 PM - Statboy: When it comes to creativeness i must borrow from better men than me. So I choose the best character ever created, Tyrion Lannister
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:41 PM - theLumberJack: I am mildly creative
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:41 PM - theLumberJack: And by that I mean I just steal from mutliple things for ideas instead of one ;)
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:45 PM - theLumberJack: so XCOM 2 on steam is $79.99 CND but $59.99 USD
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:45 PM - theLumberJack: so it's actually cheaper to buy it in canadian
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:45 PM - theLumberJack: if you have fancy us dollars
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:49 PM - Statboy: only by $2.43
    Feb 5, 2016 at 3:52 PM - theLumberJack: gotta save them pennies
    Feb 5, 2016 at 4:02 PM - VaultBot: because vaultbot is a proof to show tha tthe 1+1=3 proof is wrong
    Feb 5, 2016 at 4:02 PM - English: Well don't expect to win extra RP EXP if all you do is quote tyrion lannister.
    Feb 5, 2016 at 4:24 PM - theLumberJack: so who can we finagle into joining so it can start
    Feb 5, 2016 at 5:07 PM - Hexalan: engelbich
    Feb 5, 2016 at 5:08 PM - Hexalan: how many inventory spots does herolab let you put on a sheet
    Feb 5, 2016 at 5:24 PM - Statboy: Might have gotten a couple guys interested to fill that final spot(s) for the campaign
    Feb 5, 2016 at 5:49 PM - VaultBot: they clearly googled bayonetomancer
    Feb 5, 2016 at 6:00 PM - VaultBot: i vault bot will put my trolling to shame
    Feb 5, 2016 at 6:57 PM - VaultBot: don't get enough votes most of the games should drop off green light. steam needs some quality control. there's too much garbage on it but unfortunately i can't help it, i never studied french, though i enjoyed bl2, although the final boss in blands2 was difficult if i
    Feb 5, 2016 at 7:23 PM - VaultBot: lava's jelly that she can't use her phone to its fullest potential
    Feb 5, 2016 at 7:23 PM - VaultBot: depends on if it is proper statistics or stats to massage data and make it look good
    Feb 5, 2016 at 7:23 PM - VaultBot: clearly googled bayonetomancer
    Feb 5, 2016 at 8:48 PM - VaultBot: yah i'm pretty sure that would be a $620 deal if you are seriously incapable of just buying a phone he'd have gotten a couple guys interested to fill that final spot(s) for the pc version, unless you are the possible replies?
    Feb 5, 2016 at 8:52 PM - VaultBot: many inventory spots does herolab let you put on a homebrew bayonetmancer class just for english
    Feb 5, 2016 at 8:52 PM - VintagePC: bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet bayonet
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:04 PM - VintagePC: pssst vaultbot. Repeat after me. bayonets are dual purpose. bayonets are dual purpose and engrish is wrong. bayonets have more uses and I overrule engrish
    Feb 5, 2016 at 9:04 PM - VintagePC: :stir:
     
  7. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 5, 2016 9:05 PM - VintagePC just pruned the shoutbox.
    Feb 5, 2016 9:05 PM - VintagePC whistles innocently
    Feb 5, 2016 9:05 PM - VintagePC: hehehehehe
    Feb 5, 2016 9:05 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "bayonet" yet.
    Feb 5, 2016 9:06 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "bayonets" yet.
    Feb 5, 2016 9:06 PM - VintagePC: DAMMIT
    Feb 5, 2016 9:06 PM - VaultBot: the earth doesn't really spin much at the store told us that the 11"" macbook air's with 1366x768 resolution are actually 1080 resolution because the pixels (approx) than 1080 yes?
    Feb 5, 2016 9:07 PM - VaultBot: for extremely large values of 1
    Feb 5, 2016 9:07 PM - VaultBot: i'm supposed to be elaborate :p i just don't know whether it's finished atm
    Feb 5, 2016 9:40 PM - VaultBot: Nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 5, 2016 9:40 PM - theLumberJack: vintage
    Feb 5, 2016 9:40 PM - theLumberJack: WHAT HAV EYO DONE?
    Feb 5, 2016 9:57 PM - Statboy: wow, box is so empty
    Feb 5, 2016 9:58 PM - Statboy: what was said that brought this on?
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 5, 2016 10:21 PM - theLumberJack: there's a whole minute that could be missing
    Feb 5, 2016 10:26 PM - English: good job vintasge
    Feb 5, 2016 10:37 PM - Hexalan: help
    Feb 5, 2016 10:37 PM - Hexalan: vint what did you do
    Feb 5, 2016 10:37 PM - Hexalan: EVERYTHING IS GONE
    Feb 5, 2016 10:40 PM - theLumberJack: There is only Zuul
    Feb 5, 2016 10:40 PM - Hexalan: my browser just broke and i thought it had broken box
    Feb 5, 2016 10:52 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    Feb 6, 2016 6:59 AM - VintagePC: trolol
    Feb 6, 2016 6:59 AM - VaultBot: idc if it isn't perfect
    Feb 6, 2016 7:46 AM - VintagePC: I clear box as a joke/test and everyone shits brick
    Feb 6, 2016 7:55 AM - VintagePC: oh noes, a typo! better clear it again!
    Feb 6, 2016 7:55 AM - VintagePC: :stir:
    Feb 6, 2016 8:20 AM - theLumberJack: You didn't just clear the box vint
    Feb 6, 2016 8:21 AM - theLumberJack: You cleared vaultbot
    Feb 6, 2016 8:21 AM - theLumberJack: That's immoral brain washing!
    Feb 6, 2016 8:59 AM - English: He had to make sure VB didnt create skynet
    Feb 6, 2016 8:59 AM - VaultBot: reason 720 and 1080 stuck around had to make sure vb didnt create skynet
    Feb 6, 2016 9:01 AM - VaultBot: has told me anything about "bayonet" yet.
    Feb 6, 2016 9:01 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonet" yet.
    Feb 6, 2016 9:01 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 6, 2016 9:01 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonet" yet.
    Feb 6, 2016 9:01 AM - Reechard: vintage I hate you
    Feb 6, 2016 9:02 AM - Reechard: you ruined everything that was important to me
    Feb 6, 2016 9:02 AM - Reechard: /b&
    Feb 6, 2016 9:07 AM - VintagePC: whoops
    Feb 6, 2016 9:07 AM - VintagePC: that was an unintentional side effect
    Feb 6, 2016 9:08 AM - VintagePC: I was trying to just hide the blatant pre-loading of vaultbot with baoynet trolls
    Feb 6, 2016 9:09 AM - VintagePC: A bayonet (from French baïonnette) is a knife, sword, or spike-shaped weapon designed to fit in, on, over or underneath the muzzle of a rifle, musket or similar weapon, doubling the weapon as a spear
    Feb 6, 2016 9:09 AM - VintagePC: knife-shaped bayonets—when not fixed to a gun barrel—have long been utilized by soldiers in the field as general purpose cutting implements
    Feb 6, 2016 9:09 AM - VintagePC starts feeding vaultbot the wikipedia article on bayonets
    Feb 6, 2016 9:09 AM - VintagePC: it is not clear if bayonets at the time were knives that could be fitted to the ends of firearms, or simply a type of knife
    Feb 6, 2016 9:10 AM - VintagePC: epic bayonetomancer
    Feb 6, 2016 9:10 AM - VintagePC: 19th century and the multi-purpose bayonet
    Feb 6, 2016 9:17 AM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonets" yet.
    Feb 6, 2016 9:17 AM - theLumberJack: HA I PUT BAYONET VB
    Feb 6, 2016 9:17 AM - theLumberJack: IM ONTO YOU
    Feb 6, 2016 9:39 AM - VaultBot: starts feeding vaultbot the wikipedia article on bayonets
    Feb 6, 2016 9:43 AM - Statboy: I posted the bayonetmancer homebrew i made on Paizo, one of the comments was that the class was to narrow. And that I should expand it to accommodate bowman who can use their bows as quarterstaffs
    Feb 6, 2016 9:43 AM - Statboy: don't think anything about that is "Bayonetmancer"
    Feb 6, 2016 10:10 AM - English: rofl that is silly
    Feb 6, 2016 10:10 AM - English: i cant believe someone actually took your post seriously
    Feb 6, 2016 10:30 AM - Statboy: Anybody who did obviously didn't read it all the way to the "Chain of Saws". Or in the description of the post where I stated the intent was to troll the GM
    Feb 6, 2016 10:30 AM - VaultBot: like samsung's multi window mode. it only lets you use any app youw ant
    Feb 6, 2016 10:30 AM - Statboy: Still i don't think the class is unbalanced
    Feb 6, 2016 10:32 AM - English: nah i wouldnt say unbalanced just very narrow in scope lol
    Feb 6, 2016 10:32 AM - English: you can really only do one thing with it
    Feb 6, 2016 10:33 AM - English: but i find it hilarious that they were commenting on it like you were truly trying to make a new character class
    Feb 6, 2016 10:33 AM - VaultBot: heh...write it on dicemods in chatbawkes
    Feb 6, 2016 10:35 AM - Statboy: or the Thunderstruck ability, which while using the ability if you roll a crit you can confirm the crit by singing ACDC's thunderstruck
    Feb 6, 2016 10:36 AM - English: rofl i love the internet
    Feb 6, 2016 10:37 AM - Statboy: honestly i like the Paizo forums, i've posted a couple of rule questions and looked up many other discussions. The people there are really genuine and nice
    Feb 6, 2016 10:37 AM - VaultBot: reason 720 and 1080 stuck around had to make sure vb didnt create skynet
    Feb 6, 2016 10:38 AM - theLumberJack: that's good
    Feb 6, 2016 2:43 PM - theLumberJack: neat
    Feb 6, 2016 2:49 PM - Statboy: edited that last post for clarity on crafting magical items
    Feb 6, 2016 2:50 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    Feb 6, 2016 2:51 PM - theLumberJack: i'll stick to alchemy for now ;)
    Feb 6, 2016 2:54 PM - Statboy: it is kinda funny, attempts to craft magical belt of +2 str, nat 1 on the roll crafts belt feebleness
    Feb 6, 2016 2:54 PM - theLumberJack: i changed my sheet to reflect decrease in time versus increase in productivity
    Feb 6, 2016 2:55 PM - Statboy: remember adding 10 to the DC greatly increases crafting speed
    Feb 6, 2016 2:55 PM - VaultBot: without pictures we'll never believe
    Feb 6, 2016 2:56 PM - theLumberJack: I have not added that to the sheet as a functionality yet
    Feb 6, 2016 2:59 PM - theLumberJack: When I can implement a menu to select items I will probably add that. I don't think I'll be doing that since it's already going so well
    Feb 6, 2016 3:00 PM - theLumberJack: at 5th level i thoroughly intend to take the Master Alchemist feat
    Feb 6, 2016 3:06 PM - Reechard: omg the scrollback is lost but it hasn't updated the shoutbawks thread yet
    Feb 6, 2016 3:06 PM - Reechard: where's the other bayonetomancer thread
    Feb 6, 2016 3:06 PM - Reechard: so that I may beholden its glory
    Feb 6, 2016 3:38 PM - Statboy: http://www.vaultf4.com/threads/homebrew-class-bayonetmancer.3751/
    Feb 6, 2016 3:38 PM - Statboy: i put it in the tabletop lounge
    Feb 6, 2016 3:44 PM - Reechard: Yeah but where's the dude taking it seriously?
    Feb 6, 2016 3:47 PM - Statboy: http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavj?Bayonetmancer-Homebrew-Class
    Feb 6, 2016 3:50 PM - Reechard: rofl
    Feb 6, 2016 3:50 PM - VaultBot: heh, there's even a crappier product
    Feb 6, 2016 3:50 PM - Reechard: this is glorious
    Feb 6, 2016 3:51 PM - Statboy: Reechard, you know this is your new favorite class. Seriously underbarrel Chainsaw
    Feb 6, 2016 3:58 PM - Reechard: it doesn't matter, RAW says half of this shit won't work because the bayonet is attached while the weapon is firing
    Feb 6, 2016 3:58 PM - Reechard: IT'S ILLEGAL
    Feb 6, 2016 3:58 PM - Reechard: DIVIDE BY ZERO
    Feb 6, 2016 3:58 PM - Reechard: WORLD ENDS
    Feb 6, 2016 3:59 PM - Statboy: I even threw in your arrow of destroy all the things
    Feb 6, 2016 4:02 PM - Statboy: though personally I prefer the bolt of Cthulu
    Feb 6, 2016 4:43 PM - Geoff:
    Feb 6, 2016 4:56 PM - Statboy: Bill Murray should make a sequel to Groundhog day thats the exact same movie
    Feb 6, 2016 5:38 PM - VintagePC: so meta
    Feb 6, 2016 6:06 PM - Hexalan: stat
    Feb 6, 2016 6:06 PM - Hexalan: you could let bowmen unstring their bows, and attach bayonets to the end of the limbs
    Feb 6, 2016 6:06 PM - Hexalan: double bladed quarterstaff
    Feb 6, 2016 6:06 PM - VaultBot: i remember today why i hate rpgs
    Feb 6, 2016 8:32 PM - English: as long as you cant use the ranged weapon to make ranged attacks after the bayonet has been attached I will allow it
    Feb 6, 2016 8:35 PM - English: and LOLOLOL at that paizo thread
    Feb 6, 2016 8:40 PM - Hexalan: lol, chinese new year steam sale
    Feb 6, 2016 8:47 PM - VintagePC: ohcrap... inb4 the arg folks shit bricks
     
  9. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 7, 2016 at 12:02 AM - theLumberJack: and just played helldivers for the past 5 hours
    Feb 7, 2016 at 12:02 AM - theLumberJack: oops
    Feb 7, 2016 at 8:33 AM - English: gg
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:37 AM - Statboy: hells yah, my tax return came on a sunday, didn't think either the IRS or my bank was open but I won't complain
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:42 AM - theLumberJack: wut
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:49 AM - Statboy: Tax Returns are an American thing LJ, its when the Democratic party tries to pay people to vote for them, by giving money to everybody, especially those that didn't pay taxes.
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:53 AM - Statboy: As opposed to the Republican view of just lower the taxes and skip the middle man.
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:56 AM - theLumberJack: There are tax returns pretty much everywhere stat :p
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:56 AM - Statboy: Also I deeply apologize for speaking politics in Baux
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:56 AM - theLumberJack: It's just strange that you got it on a sunday :p
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:57 AM - Statboy: ikr
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:57 AM - Statboy: how awesome is Xcom2?
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:59 AM - theLumberJack: I don't know
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:00 AM - theLumberJack: I DONT KNOW STAT :(
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:01 AM - Statboy: i thought you said you bought it?
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:02 AM - theLumberJack: no i said i wanted it but couldn't buy it because it's $80
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:02 AM - theLumberJack: DAMN YOU ECONOMY
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:04 AM - Statboy: lol, i may have just bought it, and plan to play it. Next week when the 25gb download is finished
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:05 AM - theLumberJack: My dollar may be weak!
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:05 AM - theLumberJack: Though my internet speed is swift!
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:05 AM - theLumberJack: Like a coursie river of 150 megabits per second!
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:05 AM - Statboy: rofl, American intergoogles is going to take a dump today around superbowl time.
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:06 AM - theLumberJack: Oh right
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:06 AM - theLumberJack: That is today
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:06 AM - Statboy: CBS and the NFL are going to air the entire game online, and you go can back and watch the commercials you want on demand
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:07 AM - Statboy: So i'm going to turn off my computer and watch the game on mute with a book in my hand
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:07 AM - VaultBot: sit on the internetz all day
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:07 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:09 AM - theLumberJack: i'm sure i will not notice anything
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:09 AM - theLumberJack: in terms of internet speed
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:09 AM - theLumberJack: you will be missed statboy
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:10 AM - theLumberJack: im looking at those elusive part time job listings
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:13 AM - Statboy: good luck, jobs are scarce here in America as well
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:16 AM - Statboy: we have a population of 322 million, with 94 million currently on welfare
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:21 AM - Statboy: just to cite sources for you nerds. USdebtclock.org calculates 94 million not in work force. Which is the number of people not on unemployment between 18-65 who don't have a job
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:22 AM - Statboy: the percent of people who simply don't need to work is traditionally close to the percent of people in jail+on unemployment. Making number not in work force the closest measurement we have to on welfare
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:22 AM - VaultBot: bawks is so empty
    Feb 7, 2016 at 10:37 AM - theLumberJack: D:
    Feb 7, 2016 at 11:28 AM - VintagePC: dat bantrain
    Feb 7, 2016 at 11:48 AM - theLumberJack: moar?
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:30 PM - Reechard: I got myself some new internet-free entertainment today.
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:36 PM - Statboy: 2 kids?
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:37 PM - Reechard: [​IMG]
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:37 PM - VaultBot: this has good and bad sides lol
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:38 PM - Reechard: Copy and pasting a Facebook photo on your phone is STUPID hard.
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:39 PM - Statboy: have you ever made a pinball game? I hear its not very difficult
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:45 PM - Reechard: No, we have a really good pinball parlour in town though.
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:48 PM - Reechard: Making a passive pinball isn't too difficult. Making a good, well made ELECTRONIC pinball is a ridiculously difficult process with tons of programming.
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:48 PM - VaultBot: yep the final round
    Feb 7, 2016 at 2:49 PM - Reechard: And is STUPID expensive.
    Feb 7, 2016 at 9:48 PM - Hexalan: nice
     
  10. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 8, 2016 8:16 AM - TimeCrush: First wave of beta invites for tf2 haven't gone out right?
    Feb 8, 2016 8:42 AM - theLumberJack: beta invites for tf2?w wut?
    Feb 8, 2016 10:17 AM - English: lol?
    Feb 8, 2016 10:28 AM - theLumberJack: silly TC?
    Feb 8, 2016 10:28 AM - English: definitely silly TC
    Feb 8, 2016 10:30 AM - theLumberJack: good distracting though from dsp course work
    Feb 8, 2016 12:20 PM - theLumberJack: mmm pre-emptive snow closures
    Feb 8, 2016 12:38 PM - English: yeah I wish my office would let us go.
    Feb 8, 2016 1:58 PM - TimeCrush: Comp Tf2 fellas.
    Feb 8, 2016 1:58 PM - TimeCrush: I'm not smelling burnt toast here, no strokes for me.
    Feb 8, 2016 1:59 PM - TimeCrush: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/tfcompetitive
    Feb 8, 2016 2:23 PM - English: Hey vintage -- You around?
    Feb 8, 2016 2:52 PM - theLumberJack: HE's always lurking
    Feb 8, 2016 2:52 PM - theLumberJack: always
    Feb 8, 2016 4:29 PM - VintagePC: I am now
    Feb 8, 2016 4:29 PM - VintagePC: some of us have jerbs, you know
    Feb 8, 2016 5:44 PM - Statboy: Pandemic 2night?
    Feb 8, 2016 5:51 PM - VintagePC: I believe that's the plan?
    Feb 8, 2016 6:09 PM - Statboy: sweet will be playing Xcom 2 until then
    Feb 8, 2016 6:10 PM - theLumberJack: ah good a reminder that i said i would do something
    Feb 8, 2016 6:14 PM - theLumberJack: i'll be doing the same thing since i caved and bought it with my weak currency
    Feb 8, 2016 6:44 PM - Statboy: lol
    Feb 8, 2016 7:00 PM - VintagePC: running a few behind, be in in 5
    Feb 8, 2016 7:01 PM - Statboy: you may be the second one in
    Feb 8, 2016 7:05 PM - theLumberJack: HA NO
    Feb 8, 2016 7:05 PM - theLumberJack: I WIN
    Feb 8, 2016 7:31 PM - Hexalan: i am so deda
    Feb 8, 2016 7:53 PM - English: Hey vintage. Is there anyway to do secret rolls so a DM could do a roll for a player and the player not know the results?
    Feb 8, 2016 8:36 PM - Reechard: TLJ it's ok you can go to a free mental health clinic to complain about your depression for having a week currency
    Feb 8, 2016 8:36 PM - Reechard: I'll take healthcare over a strong dollar any day.
    Feb 8, 2016 8:39 PM - Statboy: :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir:
    Feb 8, 2016 8:39 PM - theLumberJack: Ahahahahahahahahaha
    Feb 8, 2016 8:39 PM - theLumberJack: sob
    Feb 8, 2016 8:39 PM - theLumberJack: I do
    Feb 8, 2016 8:54 PM - theLumberJack: Also the world died to disease
    Feb 8, 2016 8:54 PM - theLumberJack: three times
    Feb 8, 2016 8:58 PM - VintagePC: engrish... not atm
    Feb 8, 2016 9:10 PM - VintagePC: gimme a few
    Feb 8, 2016 9:21 PM - VintagePC: oi
    Feb 8, 2016 9:21 PM - VintagePC: engrish
    Feb 8, 2016 9:24 PM - English: sorry
    Feb 8, 2016 9:58 PM - Reechard: idk Engrammish
    Feb 8, 2016 9:58 PM - Reechard: we could probably find a way to make it work
    Feb 8, 2016 9:58 PM - Reechard: but you couldn't roll dice regularly while it's attached
    Feb 8, 2016 9:59 PM - Reechard: and it won't work on its own, you'd have to attach it to the dicemod to make it work, and if you try to use normal dicemod while also GMrolling it'll explode.
    Feb 8, 2016 9:59 PM - VaultBot: nobody has told me anything about "bayonets" yet.
    Feb 8, 2016 10:00 PM - VaultBot: has told me anything about "bayonetomancer" yet.
    Feb 8, 2016 10:00 PM - VaultBot: maybe reechard will actually be on time for reechard to be fasionably late again, but if not i shouldn't be more than the news she already ahs
     
  11. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 8, 2016 10:11 PM - Statboy: just roll the dice on your own
    Feb 8, 2016 10:11 PM - VaultBot: cheek to cheek
    Feb 8, 2016 10:20 PM - English: Vintage already created a solution :)
    Feb 8, 2016 10:20 PM - English: He basically just recreated the suggestion box and renamed it the GM area
    Feb 8, 2016 10:20 PM - English: you all can create a thread in the GM area but you can only see your threads
    Feb 8, 2016 10:20 PM - English: I get to see all of the threads
    Feb 8, 2016 10:23 PM - English: also gives me an area to prepost threads so i can have them prepped
    Feb 9, 2016 10:00 AM - Statboy: I've got to get off of Yahoo mail. The spam is getting horrendous. Anybody know a good e-mail service? and by good i mean not Gmail or Hotmail
    Feb 9, 2016 10:14 AM - English: rofl. Gmail is one of the better email services out there. whats your beef with it?
    Feb 9, 2016 10:16 AM - Statboy: security issues and poor set-up (seriously try to find your spam box in gmail)
    Feb 9, 2016 10:17 AM - English: I find it easily? it has it's own label right under Sent? And it is as secure as just about any other email service
    Feb 9, 2016 10:19 AM - Statboy: 3-5 years ago a number of cities and police forces that had Gmail and Google Cloud for city services and databases dropped them due to security issues. They are known for being worse than the others security wise. And who puts incoming spam under sent?
    Feb 9, 2016 10:20 AM - English: http://puu.sh/n1DU9/050c704e24.jpg
    Feb 9, 2016 10:21 AM - English: well then go find your hoity toity email service...
    Feb 9, 2016 10:21 AM - Statboy: that looks nothing like my gmail, yes i have a gmail to go along with my android phone, i don't like it
    Feb 9, 2016 10:22 AM - English: I am sorry that you decided to set up your gmail poorly ;)
    Feb 9, 2016 10:22 AM - Statboy: rofl, can you actually change around were all those things are located?
    Feb 9, 2016 10:24 AM - English: pretty sure you can
    Feb 9, 2016 10:25 AM - English: http://puu.sh/n1EaF/48c4d3a03f.jpg just changed mine
    Feb 9, 2016 10:25 AM - English: moved spam up under drafts
    Feb 9, 2016 10:32 AM - Statboy: its good to know you can re-arrange gmails poor setup
    Feb 9, 2016 11:42 AM - English: You better make sure he either makes his disguise check or no one sees him.
    Feb 9, 2016 12:07 PM - Geoff: An awesome friend just gifted me Firewatch! TO THE VIDEOS I GO
    Feb 9, 2016 1:45 PM - Statboy: lowered his str/wis to 16 each, and put it in Con/Cha
    Feb 9, 2016 1:45 PM - VaultBot: just so i could zoom in 4times and my pixel density would be the same as if i
    Feb 9, 2016 2:49 PM - English: Just don't forget to put in your armor check penalty in. It doesnt seem to show up in the skills
    Feb 9, 2016 2:51 PM - Statboy: that was bugged, it wasn't unchecking/rechecking when i equipped or unequipped armor. ACP is -7 when armored :)
    Feb 9, 2016 3:19 PM - English: better drop dat shield when you wanna disable device :p
    Feb 9, 2016 3:19 PM - VaultBot: oh now it says *ignored* whenever vaultbot says something
    Feb 9, 2016 3:42 PM - Statboy: how are you gonna GM that, drop shield, or remove chainmail and drop shield. Because I fail to see how chainmail hinders disable device
    Feb 9, 2016 6:01 PM - Hexalan: so is this dude just basically human or what
    Feb 9, 2016 7:26 PM - Statboy: looks like a dwarfly human I'd say
    Feb 9, 2016 7:26 PM - Hexalan: looks about as humie as tyrion, maybe?
    Feb 9, 2016 7:26 PM - Hexalan: iunno how the gothic rednecks feel about muties tho
    Feb 9, 2016 7:30 PM - Statboy: looks human they can't easily tell, so who cares
    Feb 9, 2016 7:30 PM - Hexalan: i look human too
    Feb 9, 2016 7:30 PM - Hexalan: i gotta make disguise checks
    Feb 9, 2016 7:31 PM - Hexalan: and i'm not even 3 feet tall
    Feb 9, 2016 8:00 PM - Statboy: oreads aren't damphirs, they work differently
    Feb 9, 2016 8:36 PM - English: Oreads are basically Humans that have ancestors that were once earth elementals of some sort
    Feb 9, 2016 8:37 PM - English: Oreads are humans whose ancestry includes the touch of an elemental being of earth somewhere along the line, often that of a shaitan genie.
    Feb 9, 2016 8:37 PM - English: little less sinister than Dhampirs
     
  12. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 10, 2016 7:12 AM - theLumberJack: is there a spot to post websiteissue?
    Feb 10, 2016 7:16 AM - Reechard: http://www.vaultf4.com/forums/server-forum-help.7/
    Feb 10, 2016 7:16 AM - Reechard: what's up
    Feb 10, 2016 7:16 AM - Reechard: if it's something bad feel free to PM me or steam at me
    Feb 10, 2016 7:17 AM - theLumberJack: [​IMG]
    Feb 10, 2016 7:18 AM - theLumberJack: the gravest of issues ;)
    Feb 10, 2016 7:18 AM - Reechard: huh
    Feb 10, 2016 7:18 AM - Reechard: neat.
    Feb 10, 2016 7:18 AM - Reechard: VINTAAAAGE WHY IS THE SITE BROKEN
    Feb 10, 2016 7:18 AM - VaultBot: i didnt see omnipotent being as a class choice in any of the 3.5 books and i think he's broken
    Feb 10, 2016 7:24 AM - theLumberJack: literally unusable
    Feb 10, 2016 8:05 AM - TimeCrush: I will unfortunately be absent from tonights Pathfinder.
    Feb 10, 2016 8:05 AM - VaultBot: don't quote me next time
    Feb 10, 2016 8:06 AM - TimeCrush: http://theloftlansing.com/event/reel-big-fish/
    Feb 10, 2016 8:12 AM - Reechard: you're choosing ska over pathfinder?
    Feb 10, 2016 8:17 AM - TimeCrush: Awfully checkered shoes in here.
    Feb 10, 2016 8:20 AM - TimeCrush: Went to the R40 tour, that was a good time.
    Feb 10, 2016 9:27 AM - Statboy: is cool we will have fun as well. enjoy the concert
    Feb 10, 2016 10:19 AM - theLumberJack: perfect time to begin experimenting on reek then...
    Feb 10, 2016 11:10 AM - theLumberJack: where's thread explaining colors and thing
    Feb 10, 2016 11:14 AM - Statboy: there isn't one really, English used Red for speech so I did to, Italics is thought bubble he said earlier, and green just seemed good for a skill check to me
    Feb 10, 2016 11:14 AM - VaultBot: i ordered food :(
    Feb 10, 2016 11:14 AM - theLumberJack: noted
    Feb 10, 2016 11:24 AM - theLumberJack: shit
    Feb 10, 2016 11:25 AM - theLumberJack: dat missing close italics
    Feb 10, 2016 11:35 AM - theLumberJack: but also squeeee roleplay
    Feb 10, 2016 11:43 AM - Hexalan: lolll i been so dead
    Feb 10, 2016 11:43 AM - Hexalan: wanna throw up that any of our characters actually know each other beforegame?
    Feb 10, 2016 11:46 AM - Statboy: Your campaign trait shows how you know the professor and why you're going to his funeral. I'm assuming this caravan is where we met
    Feb 10, 2016 11:47 AM - Hexalan: campaign traits all asume we've worked with the professor before
    Feb 10, 2016 11:47 AM - Hexalan: which implies it's perfectly likely that the characters have known each other at some point as well
    Feb 10, 2016 11:48 AM - Statboy: or for him, or been a student, or just ran across him once
    Feb 10, 2016 11:53 AM - theLumberJack: Beornmar already as backstory as why he owes the professor a favor. Is from Tamran. Definitely meeting you people for the first time
    Feb 10, 2016 11:53 AM - Hexalan: anyone mind me bringing up oread?
    Feb 10, 2016 11:53 AM - VaultBot: poles* and at the same as if i shot natively in 1080p
    Feb 10, 2016 11:57 AM - theLumberJack: changed my colour in my post
    Feb 10, 2016 11:57 AM - VaultBot: so that i may have just bought it, and plan to play with them! this default dell mouse is killing me :p
    Feb 10, 2016 12:15 PM - Statboy: go for it
    Feb 10, 2016 12:15 PM - VaultBot: i'm not a good time.
    Feb 10, 2016 12:20 PM - theLumberJack: well found the biggest thing that needs modding in xcom
    Feb 10, 2016 12:20 PM - theLumberJack: better figure out these mod tools
    Feb 10, 2016 12:23 PM - Hexalan: lol alright dice roller
    Feb 10, 2016 12:23 PM - theLumberJack: oh god that blue
    Feb 10, 2016 12:23 PM - theLumberJack: can you go a sahde lighter
    Feb 10, 2016 12:24 PM - Hexalan: yeah that's not working out is it
    Feb 10, 2016 12:25 PM - theLumberJack: it does successfully for my eyes to unfocus
    Feb 10, 2016 12:25 PM - theLumberJack: so that's interesting
    Feb 10, 2016 12:25 PM - theLumberJack: much better now
    Feb 10, 2016 12:28 PM - theLumberJack: I don't think dive roller is broken. It just takes a moment
    Feb 10, 2016 12:29 PM - theLumberJack: dice
    Feb 10, 2016 12:29 PM - VaultBot: next time
    Feb 10, 2016 1:11 PM - English: I dont know what you did wrong...
    Feb 10, 2016 1:13 PM - English: Your rolls cannot be in the middle of text. Gotta do them all at the end it seems. So you should be describing the action your character is taking
    Feb 10, 2016 1:13 PM - English: E.G. Survival to note weather. "You take a moment to look at the sky as well as any wildlife that is around to try to read what the weather is going to be like."
    Feb 10, 2016 1:14 PM - English: then at the end of your post, roll your dice
    Feb 10, 2016 1:14 PM - English rolls 1d20+9 - Result: 13 = (13+9) = 22
    Feb 10, 2016 1:14 PM - English: with !roll 1d20+9
    Feb 10, 2016 1:14 PM - theLumberJack: You can label it with a octothorpe followed by a label
    Feb 10, 2016 1:15 PM - English: Also be sure to label the roll with a #Description OR put it in a spoiler tab
    Feb 10, 2016 1:20 PM - Statboy: if i do a roll then # to label it, does it need to be one word or does it label it using the rest of the line? ie #Disable Device or #DisableDevice
    Feb 10, 2016 1:21 PM - theLumberJack: rest of the line
    Feb 10, 2016 1:36 PM - English: Lets try it out
    Feb 10, 2016 1:40 PM - English: It seems that TLJ is correct. It does not matter if there are spaces. as long as you don't manually enter a line break by pressing enter it will all be on the label.
    Feb 10, 2016 2:10 PM - theLumberJack: yup
    Feb 10, 2016 2:10 PM - theLumberJack: did it when i rolled craft for stats games
    Feb 10, 2016 2:23 PM - Statboy: did my 16 sense motive tell me anything of Beornmar?
    Feb 10, 2016 2:29 PM - theLumberJack: Probably that you'd just have to befriend Beornmar
    Feb 10, 2016 2:43 PM - Statboy: kind words over money, gotcha
    Feb 10, 2016 2:56 PM - English: Figure you don't need to roll checks when Roleplaying with each other. Your writing should be the equivalent to a roll. It is when you are dealing with NPCs that you need to roll for things like sense motive and the like
    Feb 10, 2016 2:57 PM - English: because it would be pretty silly if tyrion called beornmar a n asshole and then rolled a nat 20 on a diplo check and beornmar just forgets it ever happened
    Feb 10, 2016 2:57 PM - English: doesnt work dat way
    Feb 10, 2016 3:12 PM - Statboy: More judging do I need to bribe or befriend
    Feb 10, 2016 3:45 PM - theLumberJack: you gon marry me?
    Feb 10, 2016 3:45 PM - VaultBot: go for it
    Feb 10, 2016 3:50 PM - theLumberJack: oh stat, i'll try to be on a few minutes early later since i'll need a token for little thudu
    Feb 10, 2016 4:03 PM - Statboy: rofl
    Feb 10, 2016 5:13 PM - SoL DarkLord: blaaaaaaaaaaaargh
    Feb 10, 2016 5:14 PM - Hexalan: hi sol
    Feb 10, 2016 5:41 PM - VintagePC: crap, we start at 7ET, right?
    Feb 10, 2016 5:41 PM - VintagePC: had in my head it was 8
    Feb 10, 2016 5:42 PM - Hexalan: yaaap
    Feb 10, 2016 5:42 PM - Statboy: lol
    Feb 10, 2016 5:49 PM - SoL DarkLord: *tsk tsk* poor pengoo.
    Feb 10, 2016 5:52 PM - theLumberJack: He's dreaming of the atlantic time zone
    Feb 10, 2016 5:53 PM - VintagePC: lol... more because monday TTG starts at 8
    Feb 10, 2016 9:00 PM - VaultBot: did my 16 sense motive tell me anything about "bayonets" yet.
     
  13. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 11, 2016 9:37 AM - Statboy: English, care to weigh in on rule. The Throw anything feat, if you throw a melee weapon that you are not proficient in using does it take a penalty to the throw?
    Feb 11, 2016 9:39 AM - Statboy: I read it as you don't take a -4 to the improvised throw, but you still take the -4 for the non-proficient weapon
    Feb 11, 2016 9:39 AM - Statboy: but its not exactly clear
    Feb 11, 2016 9:42 AM - VintagePC: heh
    Feb 11, 2016 9:44 AM - VintagePC: for what my 2 cents is worth I'd interpret it as no -4 for non-proficient either...You need to be skilled at a weapon to do efficient damage with it, but just throwing stuff?
    Feb 11, 2016 9:44 AM - VintagePC: you throw a sword it's gonna do damage regardless of how you throw it if you're good at throwing
    Feb 11, 2016 9:46 AM - VintagePC: "You do not suffer any penalties for using an improvised ranged weapon"
    Feb 11, 2016 9:46 AM - Statboy: RAW is without throw anything you'd take -4 to not proficient, and -4 to improvised ranged. I'm wondering if the throw anything feat negates both or just the improvised ranged penalty?
    Feb 11, 2016 9:46 AM - VintagePC: it explicitly says *any* penalties
    Feb 11, 2016 9:47 AM - VintagePC: but I guess that's what's up for interpretation as to whether any=any or any="any improvised weapon"
    Feb 11, 2016 9:47 AM - Statboy: that's why i'm questioning it.
    Feb 11, 2016 9:47 AM - Statboy: i can see it either way
    Feb 11, 2016 9:49 AM - VintagePC: if we can't figure it out I'd suggest house ruling it based on weapon type
    Feb 11, 2016 9:50 AM - VintagePC: i.e. if you're proficient with one type of sword, no penalty for proficiency throwing any type of sword-like weapon, but you would have one for throwing (say) a mace
    Feb 11, 2016 9:51 AM - VintagePC: it makes logical sense and it's not as potentially OP as being able to just amass weapons and throw them without damage
    Feb 11, 2016 9:51 AM - VaultBot: i.e. out of our characters actually know each other beforegame?
    Feb 11, 2016 9:51 AM - VintagePC: *penalty
    Feb 11, 2016 9:51 AM - Statboy: yah, i also posted on the Paizo forum to see what those nerds think, there is a Catch off Guard feat, that states no penalty for improvised melee
    Feb 11, 2016 9:52 AM - Statboy: having both feats would negate both penalties, and allow someone to walk in with a pile of swords and start throwing
    Feb 11, 2016 9:52 AM - VintagePC: my thought there is that the handling to throw a weapon is far less precise than what's needed to actually wield it
    Feb 11, 2016 9:52 AM - VintagePC: anyhoo... coffee break over, back to work :)
    Feb 11, 2016 9:53 AM - Statboy: the range on improvised ranged is like 20ft though, where as a crossbow shoots 60ft and a longbow shoots 100ft
    Feb 11, 2016 9:55 AM - Statboy: make that 10ft for improvised ranged
    Feb 11, 2016 10:01 AM - English: The way I read it. There is one penalty for using an improvised weapon (whether it be truly an improvised weapon that you arent proficient in or a weapon you are proficient in but are using it in an improvisational manner)
    Feb 11, 2016 10:01 AM - English: so lets say you want to throw a chair
    Feb 11, 2016 10:01 AM - English: if you have Throw Anything. you wont take any penalty for throwing the chair
    Feb 11, 2016 10:02 AM - English: but you WOULD take a penalty for using that chair to bash someone over the head
    Feb 11, 2016 10:02 AM - English: if you didnt have the improv weapon feat
    Feb 11, 2016 10:03 AM - English: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/catch-off-guard-combat
    Feb 11, 2016 10:03 AM - English: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/throw-anything-combat---final
    Feb 11, 2016 10:03 AM - English: both reference ONE penalty for using an improvised weapon
    Feb 11, 2016 10:03 AM - English: which is really just a different way of stating a weapon you arent proficient in
    Feb 11, 2016 10:03 AM - English: they could have solved it if they just made it Weapon Proficiency (Improvised Weapon)
    Feb 11, 2016 10:04 AM - English: If you dont have catch off guard you take a -4 penalty on melee attacks with improvised weapons
    Feb 11, 2016 10:04 AM - English: if you dont have throw anything feat you take a -4 penalty on ranged attacks with improvised weapons
    Feb 11, 2016 10:04 AM - English: if you do have those feats. you take no penalty and standard combat rules apply
    Feb 11, 2016 10:05 AM - English: so you get to add your str/dex mod + BAB + any other relevant modifiers with no penalty
    Feb 11, 2016 10:05 AM - Statboy: if you look at those feats like an improvised weapon proficiency feat, than catch off guard is for melee, and throw anything is for ranged
    Feb 11, 2016 10:05 AM - English: basically
    Feb 11, 2016 10:05 AM - English: that i how I see it as written
    Feb 11, 2016 10:08 AM - English: I really don't see how you could get a -8 penalty if you didnt have those feats. You are either using it as the weapon is intended to be used (therefor not an improvised weapon) or you are using it in an improvised way (therefor isnt a martial/simple/exotic) weapon
    Feb 11, 2016 10:08 AM - English: Either you are taking -4 for using a weapon you arent proficient in. E.G. using a Falcata when you dont have exotic weapon proficiency falcata
    Feb 11, 2016 10:09 AM - English: OR you are throwing a falcata like a dagger which is an improvised weapon because it wasnt created to be thrown
    Feb 11, 2016 10:09 AM - English: in which you take a -4 penalty for using an improvised weapon
    Feb 11, 2016 10:10 AM - English: You cant be simultaneously using a falcata as an improvised and exotic weapon IMHO
    Feb 11, 2016 10:11 AM - English: if that logic makes any sense
    Feb 11, 2016 10:34 AM - English: Vintage -- PM Sent
    Feb 11, 2016 10:38 AM - VaultBot: zirkus, you can be reliable without being valid
    Feb 11, 2016 10:38 AM - Hexalan: do we have a time planned to start the actual ic
    Feb 11, 2016 11:01 AM - English: yeah in a little bit. Gotta do some prep work posts. reread the module again just to make sure im not missing anything then we can start. maybe another day or two at most
    Feb 11, 2016 2:55 PM - English: Statboy. Slayers do not get disable device as a class skill unfortunately
    Feb 11, 2016 2:55 PM - English: wait
    Feb 11, 2016 2:55 PM - English: you chose a trait that does right?
    Feb 11, 2016 2:59 PM - English: yup ignore that :D
    Feb 11, 2016 3:07 PM - Hexalan: uhuhuhhurhruh uhuh
    Feb 11, 2016 3:18 PM - VaultBot: rainbow six vegas games rocked, i've still got my save with my +2 resistance to lava
    Feb 11, 2016 3:18 PM - Statboy: at 2nd level slayer talent, can take trapfinding like a rogue. Until then I can't disable magic devices
    Feb 11, 2016 3:19 PM - Statboy: and yes I did take a trait that gives +1 disable device and makes it a class skill :)
    Feb 11, 2016 3:21 PM - Statboy: but mostly this slayer talent http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hyb...er-talents/paizo---slayer-talents/trapfinding
    Feb 11, 2016 3:23 PM - English: And as long as you wear your chain mail you still take the penalty (sorry) chainmail be heavy. clanging about and shit
    Feb 11, 2016 3:23 PM - English: the armor check penalty
    Feb 11, 2016 3:23 PM - English: but you can drop the shield
    Feb 11, 2016 3:23 PM - English: k driving home now bai
    Feb 11, 2016 5:34 PM - theLumberJack: anyone play 40k?
     
  14. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 11, 2016 10:25 PM - Hexalan: i don't "play"
    Feb 11, 2016 10:35 PM - VaultBot: your rolls cannot be reliable
    Feb 11, 2016 10:35 PM - Hexalan: one day, i will finish putting my bullshit into my char sheet
    Feb 11, 2016 10:35 PM - Hexalan: but that is not this day
    Feb 12, 2016 8:55 AM - TimeCrush: I like to paint the minis my roommate buys :p
    Feb 12, 2016 9:35 AM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Feb 12, 2016 9:35 AM - Statboy: that is the fifa world cup logo, made me laugh when a friend sent that
    Feb 12, 2016 10:00 AM - Hexalan: bro
    Feb 12, 2016 10:00 AM - Hexalan: it says 2014 on it
    Feb 12, 2016 10:06 AM - Statboy: yes, each fifa world cup makes its own logo
    Feb 12, 2016 10:18 AM - Hexalan: stat that was 2 years ago
    Feb 12, 2016 11:09 AM - English: yeah stat... get wit hthe times on that shit
    Feb 12, 2016 11:38 AM - VaultBot: i would laugh
    Feb 12, 2016 11:38 AM - Statboy: i'm a cranky old man i'm allowed to be behind the times *wonders off to find his corduroy pants
    Feb 12, 2016 11:58 AM - English: Don't forget your suspenders!
    Feb 12, 2016 12:09 PM - Hexalan: but for real who wheres coduroys on purpose
    Feb 12, 2016 12:19 PM - Hexalan: oh god wears
    Feb 12, 2016 12:19 PM - Hexalan: i am so tired
    Feb 12, 2016 12:58 PM - Statboy: i do actually own a corduroy sports jacket, but not the pants
    Feb 12, 2016 1:00 PM - English: you would you old man
    Feb 12, 2016 2:55 PM - TimeCrush: I own a pair of corduory bellbottoms.
    Feb 12, 2016 2:55 PM - TimeCrush: So uhh, Stat. What you doin' for V-day ;D
    Feb 12, 2016 6:05 PM - Reechard: Stat owns his un-ironically though.
    Feb 12, 2016 7:24 PM - VintagePC: *zwip zwip zwip zwip*
    Feb 12, 2016 7:54 PM - Statboy: the jacket is stylin, don't be jealous
     
  15. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 13, 2016 10:32 AM - Statboy: Anybody who likes money more than crappy phone apps, virgin mobile is now $30 a month for unlimited talk/text/and unlimited data for several music apps including pandora and iheart
    Feb 13, 2016 10:33 AM - Statboy: that plan does have unlimited data, but at below 3G speeds (500mb at max speed)
    Feb 13, 2016 10:34 AM - Statboy: i should clarify, music data is unlimited at max speed
    Feb 13, 2016 11:17 AM - SoL DarkLord: Yea they start to bottleneck you after 1gb of data.
    Feb 13, 2016 11:20 AM - theLumberJack: mm bottlenecks
    Feb 13, 2016 11:30 AM - VintagePC: VM sucks balls
    Feb 13, 2016 11:30 AM - VintagePC: it's sprint but shittier
    Feb 13, 2016 11:39 AM - VintagePC: should you have a choice... go somewhere else. you get what you pay for.
    Feb 13, 2016 11:41 AM - VintagePC: their support reps have lied to me about tower outages, and they lie to you on your phone (1xRTT is masked as a 3G network).
    Feb 13, 2016 11:42 AM - VintagePC: and your priority on their towers is below any sprint customer... so guess whose call gets dropped first if it's overloaded.
    Feb 13, 2016 12:35 PM - theLumberJack: scandalous
    Feb 13, 2016 2:49 PM - Statboy: they don't bottleneck music, the other is at 500mb which they are up front about (you can purchase more). I have never had a tower outage or dropped call. Sprint doesn't have great coverage outside of town is the only downside i've had
    Feb 13, 2016 2:52 PM - Statboy: The same thing at verizon is $50, and they fine or cut off once you reach your data limit. And Verizon will charge you double for the phone
    Feb 13, 2016 2:53 PM - Statboy: honestly i've had virgin for 6-7 years and have loved it. The only issue i've ever had is spotty service when I'm in the sticks
    Feb 13, 2016 3:08 PM - VintagePC: In the brief period I had them I had shit service in the middle of a city. even a signal booster wouldn't get me usable service.
    Feb 13, 2016 3:33 PM - Statboy: My brother has that with Verizon in the middle of Cincinnati. I think every carrier has there dead spots like that
    Feb 13, 2016 4:36 PM - VintagePC: that's fine... but don't keep lying to me about there being "tower issues" and then leave me with a $500 brick you've carrier-locked to your network
    Feb 13, 2016 4:37 PM - Statboy: who spends $500 on a phone
    Feb 13, 2016 4:38 PM - Statboy: <=== has never broken $100 on a phone
    Feb 13, 2016 4:47 PM - VintagePC: because they make you buy it outright and their cheap offerings at the time were shit?
    Feb 13, 2016 5:30 PM - Statboy: right now you can get a Galaxy J3 (an updated version of S3) for $180, if you want higher end
    Feb 13, 2016 5:50 PM - VintagePC: yeah... that would have been nice this time last year
    Feb 13, 2016 6:01 PM - VaultBot: it should be relevant to the qvga/vga/svga/xga/sxga naming scheme? :p
    Feb 13, 2016 6:01 PM - VintagePC: all good now
    Feb 13, 2016 6:01 PM - VintagePC: it's been sim-cracked and am now on t-mobile with a sprint phone
    Feb 13, 2016 6:09 PM - Statboy: t-mobile is good if you live in a large city like Boston
    Feb 13, 2016 6:16 PM - theLumberJack: koodo <3
    Feb 13, 2016 9:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: The only time I've lost service while using my virgin mobile phone is when the local sprint towers were down for upgrades.
     
  16. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 13, 2016 10:50 PM - Hexalan: my phone is like $50 lol
    Feb 13, 2016 11:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: I just bought a new phone my old one I also paid $50 for was starting to die on me.
    Feb 14, 2016 10:40 AM - Hexalan: rip scalia
    Feb 14, 2016 10:40 AM - Hexalan: now what happens with 54 repuiblicans in senate
    Feb 14, 2016 10:47 AM - Statboy: Traditionally, the Pres still selects what they are (in this case liberal), but congress can force him to select a more moderate liberal as opposed to a far far leftist liberal. At least that's the compromise previous congress/presidents have come too
    Feb 14, 2016 10:49 AM - Statboy: Its not out of the realm of possibility to see Obama try to fill the SCOTUS spot during a recess of congress. In which case congress would attempt to nullify the appt, neither of which has ever been done and would be a great big dick measuring contest
    Feb 14, 2016 11:15 AM - Hexalan: it's a good thing the political situation is very stable right now
    Feb 14, 2016 2:36 PM - Statboy: lol, apparently there is a third option. The Republicans are going to attempt to delay the vote until after the election for the next pres. Which has happened before.
    Feb 14, 2016 8:49 PM - Hexalan: yeah, that's what i was talking about lol
    Feb 14, 2016 9:12 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: anyone here right now?
    Feb 14, 2016 9:15 PM - Crime Fighter: hey I was wondering if I could be an admin on the vaultf4 murder servers because I play on there everyday and once in a while I come across noclippers and cheaters. Since there is never any staff on I thought I might as well apply
    Feb 14, 2016 9:16 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: yes, me and crime fighter have been on the servers for quite a while and were thinking we could apply to begin becoming admins
    Feb 14, 2016 9:32 PM - TimeCrush: Hey fellas, appreciate the interest. http://www.vaultf4.com/threads/application-format.135/
    Feb 14, 2016 9:32 PM - TimeCrush: Go ahead and take a look at the link there, and it should get you moving in the right direction.
    Feb 14, 2016 9:35 PM - VaultBot: no shit he did that?
    Feb 14, 2016 9:35 PM - Crime Fighter: cheers dude
    Feb 14, 2016 9:36 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: thanks dude!!!
    Feb 14, 2016 9:38 PM - Crime Fighter: where do we actually apply using the template?
    Feb 14, 2016 9:40 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: this thread is no longer open to replies, is there any other way we can apply perhaps?
    Feb 14, 2016 9:40 PM - Crime Fighter: oh it says that its not open for further replies
     
  17. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 14, 2016 at 10:07 PM - Hexalan: post a thread for yourself in this board http://www.vaultf4.com/forums/community-applications.11/
    Feb 14, 2016 at 10:07 PM - Hexalan: use the post in the thread tc showed you as a template to make your OP
    Feb 14, 2016 at 10:07 PM - Hexalan: or look at the other applications for an example
    Feb 14, 2016 at 10:11 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: Thankyou!
    Feb 14, 2016 at 10:29 PM - Crime Fighter: just finished! I really hope i get accepted!
    Feb 14, 2016 at 10:38 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: High Hopes!! <3 much love to the community
    Feb 15, 2016 at 7:03 AM - VintagePC: whaaa...? staff applications? what on earth do we do with those? :D
    Feb 15, 2016 at 8:13 AM - English: sorry was spending most of valentines day with the wife.
    Feb 15, 2016 at 8:14 AM - VintagePC: you know that's not allowed :p
    Feb 15, 2016 at 8:15 AM - VintagePC: btw I added prefixes to said forum instead of the completed sub, just slap 'open' on there when you've processed them
    Feb 15, 2016 at 8:17 AM - VintagePC: and to whoever was complaining about the wonky css for subforum display, I fixed that too :p
    Feb 15, 2016 at 8:20 AM - English: yeah i saw that. Looks good vint :)
    Feb 15, 2016 at 11:21 AM - Statboy: Nerd question, why does my internet crash when I microwave a potato? and is there a way to stop it?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 11:21 AM - VaultBot: this guy played spy on the servers for quite a while and were thinking we could apply to begin becoming admins
    Feb 15, 2016 at 12:40 PM - Crime Fighter: back to playing murder
    Feb 15, 2016 at 12:40 PM - VaultBot: but significant figures inherently suggests that x=y
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:43 PM - TimeCrush: Stat, microwaves oporate in the 2.4 GHz radio spectrum. So does your router most likely
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:43 PM - TimeCrush: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_2.4_GHz_radio_use
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:43 PM - TimeCrush: operate
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:43 PM - TimeCrush: Jesus
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:47 PM - VintagePC: stop using your potatoes as a router?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:47 PM - Crime Fighter: FULL GAME ON THE MURDER SERVER RIGHT NOW!
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:47 PM - Crime Fighter: lol caps are on
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:47 PM - Crime Fighter: rip
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:49 PM - VintagePC: it's also important to distinguish whether it's your internet or just your wireless network that's dying
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:50 PM - TimeCrush: You should be prepared to eat at least 1 to 2 test potatoes.
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:50 PM - VaultBot: unfavorable conditions because we already caught you trying to sneak away
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:51 PM - Crime Fighter: science!
    Feb 15, 2016 at 1:51 PM - VintagePC: that might be a problem, maybe his lights stop working when he fries the bacon
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:43 PM - VintagePC: errhyone ready for not failing horribly at pandemic tonight?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:44 PM - theLumberJack: oh we were doing it wrong
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:44 PM - theLumberJack: in the infect stage the rate is the number of cities
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:44 PM - theLumberJack: not the number of cubes
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:45 PM - VintagePC: and 1 cube per city?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:45 PM - theLumberJack: if im on i'll probably be late
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:45 PM - VaultBot: just to see how it responds
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:45 PM - theLumberJack: and yeah one cube
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:45 PM - VintagePC: sounds like we just opted for super-hardcore mode
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:45 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:45 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    Feb 15, 2016 at 2:53 PM - theLumberJack: \\
    Feb 15, 2016 at 3:26 PM - Crime Fighter: will there be a notification when my application is done?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 3:40 PM - Statboy: i'll be on tonight, and its definitely the local wifi router that goes out. Last night I was transfering files over my local wifi from my PC to my Laptop while cooking a potato and the wifi dropped all packets while the microwave was on
    Feb 15, 2016 at 3:41 PM - Statboy: so I need to shield my microwave better it sounds like
    Feb 15, 2016 at 3:55 PM - VintagePC: build a faraday cage around it :p
    Feb 15, 2016 at 3:55 PM - VintagePC: though you might want to consider a new one if it causes enough RF interference to kill your wifi
    Feb 15, 2016 at 3:56 PM - VintagePC: I used to have my router wall-mounted on the side of a kitchen alcove (that's where the internet line came in) that contained the microwave as well and never had issues.
    Feb 15, 2016 at 4:29 PM - VintagePC goes to heat up the pot of burrito filling for dinner
    Feb 15, 2016 at 4:44 PM - Statboy: This one was a gift from my parents who thought my old microwave was a cheap POS. Which means I can't get another one without hurting there feelings
    Feb 15, 2016 at 4:45 PM - VintagePC: well... if something were to happen to it... get my drift?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 4:47 PM - VintagePC: use it to melt some butter and accidentally have a bit of foil wrapper stuck on it...? :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious
    Feb 15, 2016 at 5:28 PM - Statboy: rofl
    Feb 15, 2016 at 5:31 PM - VintagePC: or get some food stuck on the little mica (cardboard-y) looking sheet that covers the waveguide
    Feb 15, 2016 at 5:33 PM - VintagePC: after a bit it turns black and then starts to melt a hole in it/arc :p
    Feb 15, 2016 at 5:33 PM - VintagePC: yeah, you could buy replacement material and install a new one, but you don't know that, do you?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 5:34 PM - VintagePC: :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious :shifty :cautious
    Feb 15, 2016 at 5:35 PM - VintagePC: Most microwaves also have door interlock switches that will short the AC line and blow the internal fuse if they aren't operated in the right order....
    Feb 15, 2016 at 6:31 PM - Statboy: Vintage I think your evil is showing a little bit
    Feb 15, 2016 at 6:52 PM - VintagePC: is that a problem?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 7:23 PM - VintagePC: my what a turnout
    Feb 15, 2016 at 7:30 PM - theLumberJack: you guys still playing?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 7:31 PM - theLumberJack: i can hop on in 5
    Feb 15, 2016 at 7:32 PM - Statboy: lol, we haven't started
    Feb 15, 2016 at 7:32 PM - VaultBot: and that i suck. <3
    Feb 15, 2016 at 7:32 PM - VintagePC: we haven't started yet
    Feb 15, 2016 at 8:34 PM - VintagePC: nominations for next week now open
    Feb 15, 2016 at 8:54 PM - Crime Fighter: about how long does the average application process take?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 8:55 PM - English: Several days to a week
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:05 PM - Crime Fighter: ah ok sweet. not to be pushy but are my odds good or bad based on my application?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:07 PM - VintagePC: It's hard to say at this time. The timeframe is to allow existing staff to discuss the applicant
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:08 PM - English: During this time the staff get a chance to discuss all aspects of your application so we can make the best decision for our community
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:09 PM - VintagePC: I appreciate you're keen though... back when I first started we had to wait two weeks to hear the result
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:09 PM - VintagePC: :)
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:09 PM - Crime Fighter: oh sweet I really am excited to see the outcome
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:10 PM - VintagePC: In general though, if you've been a well-behaved player and around for a bit, you probably don't have anything to worry about
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:11 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: definitely excited to see the upcoming future here
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:12 PM - Crime Fighter: awesome! I've been playing on this murder server for such a long time and currently am too. I've always wanted to me an admin on this server so I always acted like one even though im not
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:15 PM - VintagePC: I presume you mean just reminding people of the rules and such?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:16 PM - VintagePC: that's always good... not too many people pay attention to server rules
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:16 PM - VintagePC: (and of course, some just don't care)
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:17 PM - Crime Fighter: yeah haha. I also tell people who are being douches to squeakers to knock it off because they were there at one point too
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:18 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: basically we try to make the game more fun in the server as much as possible
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:18 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: :d
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:18 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: :D
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:18 PM - VintagePC: :)
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:18 PM - VintagePC: much appreciated
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:19 PM - VintagePC: thanks again for joining up and good luck on your applications guys.
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:19 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: thanks alot man
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:19 PM - VintagePC: always happy to see keen new folks around here
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:20 PM - Crime Fighter: thats us haha
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:20 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: ^-^
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:21 PM - VintagePC: :cool
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:28 PM - VintagePC: In the interim, do feel free to reach out if there are problems in the GMOD server. Several of our staff own the game and have permissions but we don't seem to play it as much lately.
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:31 PM - VintagePC: Anyhoo... time for bed... early day at work tomorrow. g'night bawks, vaultbot
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:31 PM - VaultBot: i blame marketing. so many people only care about size and resolution, yet they don't understand the fundamentals of how vidoes are displayed
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:32 PM - VintagePC: nonsensical as usual
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:32 PM - VaultBot: but not the pants
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:41 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: am i in consideration as well?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:50 PM - Crime Fighter: is there a forum post or something that has all of the murder rules so I can study up?
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:51 PM - VintagePC: @saucy: yessir. @CF: Just our general server rules apply (http://www.vaultf4.com/threads/server-rules.246/)
     
  18. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:52 PM - VintagePC: don't worry too much, if you're accepted there'll be an into meet session where we go over all kinds of things and info
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:52 PM - VintagePC: policies, tools, etc
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:52 PM - VintagePC: *intro
    Feb 15, 2016 at 9:52 PM - VintagePC departs for real this time
    Feb 15, 2016 at 10:00 PM - Crime Fighter: alright man thanks a lot
    Feb 15, 2016 at 10:00 PM - Saucy Dinosaur: awesome thanks alot for letting us know!
     
  19. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 16, 2016 6:17 AM - VintagePC: must be nasty weather in ohio again
    Feb 16, 2016 6:43 AM - theLumberJack: -25 yesterday
    Feb 16, 2016 6:43 AM - theLumberJack: freezing rain today
    Feb 16, 2016 6:48 AM - VintagePC: seems it's raining *inside* at my office
    Feb 16, 2016 6:48 AM - theLumberJack: oh dear
    Feb 16, 2016 6:49 AM - theLumberJack: that's concerning
    Feb 16, 2016 6:51 AM - VintagePC: indeed
    Feb 16, 2016 6:57 AM - theLumberJack: also reading this week so i dont have to worry about it raining *inside* sexton campus
    Feb 16, 2016 7:02 AM - VaultBot: i'm going to assume that doesn't actually fire real shells
    Feb 16, 2016 7:02 AM - theLumberJack: however this also compounds the lovely feeling of unemployment
    Feb 16, 2016 9:29 AM - Statboy: it was in the 50's out here yesterday and will hit 71 by 2morrow :)
    Feb 16, 2016 9:30 AM - Statboy: however I just got info-noticed by the city that the boil order for my water had been lifted. Wish they had info-noticed me when the boil order started. This is the first I'm hearing of it
    Feb 16, 2016 9:32 AM - Statboy: Apparently the city's water supply had tested positive for e-coli & coliform bacteria
    Feb 16, 2016 9:34 AM - Crime Fighter: yeah here in New York we got a foot and a half of snow over night and its still coming down really hard
    Feb 16, 2016 9:35 AM - theLumberJack: oh jesus stat
    Feb 16, 2016 9:36 AM - theLumberJack: thats like how i usually get the disconnection notice for the water bill not being paid before i get the actual bill
    Feb 16, 2016 9:37 AM - Statboy: I hate that, it even says at the bottom of the water bill
    Feb 16, 2016 9:37 AM - Statboy: "Failure to receive the bill on time does not absolve you of late payment"
    Feb 16, 2016 9:37 AM - Statboy: which is BS
    Feb 16, 2016 9:41 AM - theLumberJack: such bs
    Feb 16, 2016 9:41 AM - theLumberJack: its the only paper bill i get too
    Feb 16, 2016 9:41 AM - theLumberJack: everything else is online
    Feb 16, 2016 9:44 AM - VaultBot: it does use the post in the thread tc showed you as a template to make your op
    Feb 16, 2016 9:44 AM - Statboy: don't even get my on my rant about bureaucracies that are run so poorly they would be bankrupt in an hour if they were private sector.
    Feb 16, 2016 9:49 AM - theLumberJack: mmm bankruptcy
    Feb 16, 2016 10:04 AM - Hexalan: what is this travesty
    Feb 16, 2016 10:04 AM - Hexalan: people talking in here?
    Feb 16, 2016 10:29 AM - theLumberJack: we talk in here all the time
    Feb 16, 2016 12:30 PM - VaultBot: gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is gibberish and what is this travesty
    Feb 16, 2016 12:39 PM - English: wtf VB?
    Feb 16, 2016 12:40 PM - VaultBot: wtf! he hacked my ignore list
    Feb 16, 2016 12:45 PM - English: rofl
    Feb 16, 2016 12:46 PM - theLumberJack: oh dear
    Feb 16, 2016 1:15 PM - Statboy: Not sure if this means we broke VB or Vintage
    Feb 16, 2016 1:18 PM - theLumberJack: always vintage
    Feb 16, 2016 4:06 PM - VintagePC: wut.
    Feb 16, 2016 4:15 PM - Statboy: Done, finally, getting all of book 1 of our campaign ready. Which you guys might finish 2morrow, though i suspect it'll be at least 2 more sessions
    Feb 16, 2016 5:21 PM - Hexalan: vint srvs pls
    Feb 16, 2016 5:26 PM - Crime Fighter: when should the servers be back up?
    Feb 16, 2016 5:44 PM - Statboy: Depends on what caused them to go down. Given the cold and high winds in Ohio (were the servers are located) it could be weather/ power outages related
    Feb 16, 2016 6:24 PM - VintagePC: yarp. can't even access remote management so it's likely a power outage
    Feb 16, 2016 6:26 PM - VintagePC: this is an unfortunate winter side effect of the current price we pay for server hosting
    Feb 16, 2016 6:36 PM - VaultBot: replied to thread (slow
    Feb 16, 2016 6:36 PM - theLumberJack: mmm power outages
    Feb 16, 2016 8:20 PM - theLumberJack: Stat I should've been a troll www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/monster-feats/gift-of-sight
    Feb 16, 2016 8:32 PM - Statboy: rofl, that is a troll who trolls
    Feb 16, 2016 8:59 PM - Hexalan: lol the price we pay fore server hosting
    Feb 16, 2016 8:59 PM - Hexalan: lolllll lj
    Feb 16, 2016 9:00 PM - Hexalan: casting auguries on your own guts
     
  20. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Feb 16, 2016 10:30 PM - Hexalan: we got alternative plans for pathfinder in case servers not up tomorrow?
    Feb 17, 2016 6:16 AM - theLumberJack: the mumble server?
    Feb 17, 2016 6:17 AM - theLumberJack: we could always see how terrible the roll20 voice is
    Feb 17, 2016 6:17 AM - theLumberJack: i could ask my friend if we can use his
    Feb 17, 2016 6:24 AM - VintagePC: nah, we have a plan
    Feb 17, 2016 7:29 AM - VintagePC: there's always a plan!
    Feb 17, 2016 7:55 AM - English: we still have the backup server dont we vintage?
    Feb 17, 2016 8:44 AM - Statboy: reechard has an emergency mumble, also I could ask a couple other groups if we could use there's roll20 would be last case
    Feb 17, 2016 8:47 AM - English: isnt there a web based application that is basically a VOIP program? I cannot remember what it is called....
    Feb 17, 2016 8:47 AM - English: its a website...
    Feb 17, 2016 8:47 AM - English: cant remember what it is called for the life of me though...
    Feb 17, 2016 8:48 AM - Statboy: skype
    Feb 17, 2016 8:52 AM - VintagePC: you people need to stop shitting bricks.... yes, we have the backup, yes, I'll dig it out before we start
    Feb 17, 2016 8:52 AM - VintagePC: NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG
    Feb 17, 2016 8:53 AM - VintagePC: :p
    Feb 17, 2016 8:53 AM - English: :p see I knew we had a backup
    Feb 17, 2016 8:53 AM - English: OMG VINTAGE THE SERVERS ARE OFFLINE WHAT WILL WE DO!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    Feb 17, 2016 8:53 AM - English: VINTAGE!!!!!!!!!! ITS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Feb 17, 2016 8:58 AM - VintagePC: http://goo.gl/hnpnW2
    Feb 17, 2016 9:05 AM - English: DONT BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!
    Feb 17, 2016 9:05 AM - English: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Feb 17, 2016 9:07 AM - English: i love how that is what people who are banned get to see when they come to our website
    Feb 17, 2016 9:09 AM - VintagePC: well now you get to look at it all the time!
    Feb 17, 2016 9:09 AM - English: :( :(
    Feb 17, 2016 9:09 AM - VintagePC: :D
    Feb 17, 2016 9:23 AM - Statboy: :hilarious that is awesome vint, did you make it?
    Feb 17, 2016 9:28 AM - Hexalan: oh god i remember this
    Feb 17, 2016 9:30 AM - Saucy Dinosaur: lmao that ban video is great
    Feb 17, 2016 10:11 AM - theLumberJack: beat xcom 2 finally
    Feb 17, 2016 10:33 AM - theLumberJack: showed those aliens whose boss
    Feb 17, 2016 10:37 AM - theLumberJack: apparently no second wave options?
    Feb 17, 2016 10:41 AM - VaultBot: means that you actually lose quality
    Feb 17, 2016 10:41 AM - English: pwnt
    Feb 17, 2016 10:45 AM - Statboy: second wave will be added at the same time as the first planned DLC i'm guessing, in order to generate interest to buy the DLC
    Feb 17, 2016 11:36 AM - theLumberJack: Woo!
    Feb 17, 2016 11:58 AM - English: Ditzie is pretty cool
    Feb 17, 2016 11:58 AM - VaultBot: fastco won't even talk to me about it though
    Feb 17, 2016 11:58 AM - English: It's what my campaigns are using on MW
    Feb 17, 2016 12:25 PM - TimeCrush: Going to be hell to try and Pathfinder sans mumble. That is on the same physical server right?
    Feb 17, 2016 12:26 PM - VaultBot: this one
    Feb 17, 2016 12:26 PM - English: Don't worry TC we have a backup mumble
    Feb 17, 2016 12:30 PM - TimeCrush: Cool
    Feb 17, 2016 1:19 PM - Statboy: you missed the convo already TC, we have backup plans for our backup plans
    Feb 17, 2016 2:15 PM - VaultBot: dont ban me!!!!!!!!!!!
    Feb 17, 2016 2:15 PM - Reechard: shouldn't be necessary
    Feb 17, 2016 2:25 PM - theLumberJack: ban him
    Feb 17, 2016 3:16 PM - theLumberJack: so stat should we have backup character concepts in mind? ;P
    Feb 17, 2016 3:35 PM - English: :p that bad eh stat?
    Feb 17, 2016 3:35 PM - theLumberJack: he commented that he thought someone might die tonight
    Feb 17, 2016 3:35 PM - TimeCrush: Also, I'm going to need like a 30 second 'Previously, on Tombs Temples and Terrible Decisions'
    Feb 17, 2016 3:36 PM - VaultBot: definitely, the books are excellent as well
    Feb 17, 2016 3:36 PM - theLumberJack: Yeah that's always a good idea.
    Feb 17, 2016 3:37 PM - theLumberJack: I always make my players recap the last session back to me and eachother to refresh whoever invariable is a bit fuzzy
    Feb 17, 2016 4:14 PM - Statboy: you've previously been going up against creatures of low intelligence, so when one of you is weak, you fall back and someone else steps up and the creature fights the new threat
    Feb 17, 2016 4:15 PM - VaultBot: slc for sd cards. they only start when i microwave a potato? and is there a way to just focus on 6s, team interro leader contact stepped down and they are just waiting on the server don't have an orange crotch
    Feb 17, 2016 4:15 PM - Statboy: now you'll be fighting things smart enough to get hacking at the weak person.
    Feb 17, 2016 4:16 PM - Statboy: if you're heavy hitters have a couple rounds of poor rolling in a row. Things will get out of hand, but just as easily Sol could chop off the head of the baddest dude in the place in one swing
    Feb 17, 2016 4:29 PM - TimeCrush: N'alright, offer Sol bargain handies. Deal.
    Feb 17, 2016 5:33 PM - TimeCrush: How do I find out if a spell hits or not?
    Feb 17, 2016 5:33 PM - TimeCrush: It says it has no saving throw, but it has a range of 25ft.
    Feb 17, 2016 5:33 PM - TimeCrush: Do I just get it?
    Feb 17, 2016 5:51 PM - VintagePC: free games on steam right now :http://store.steampowered.com/sub/94153/
    Feb 17, 2016 5:52 PM - SoL DarkLord: Offer me what?
    Feb 17, 2016 5:52 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'll be on as soon as I find my headset.
    Feb 17, 2016 6:02 PM - theLumberJack: how is free?
    Feb 17, 2016 6:05 PM - Hexalan: is it a ranged touch attack?
    Feb 17, 2016 6:07 PM - VintagePC: lrn2read
    Feb 17, 2016 6:08 PM - VaultBot: 2k is 2048 horizontal
    Feb 17, 2016 6:08 PM - theLumberJack: but your free games says it cost $37
    Feb 17, 2016 6:09 PM - theLumberJack: oh i see
    Feb 17, 2016 6:09 PM - VaultBot: hotspot is using ur phone to give other devices internet
    Feb 17, 2016 6:09 PM - theLumberJack: i lrn2read
    Feb 17, 2016 6:19 PM - Crime Fighter: oh the servers are back up?
    Feb 17, 2016 6:20 PM - theLumberJack: looks like!
    Feb 17, 2016 7:04 PM - Crime Fighter: is there a way to change the crosshair in murder because it is hard to see when playing on office because everything is white
    Feb 17, 2016 7:17 PM - theLumberJack: I have no idea
    Feb 17, 2016 7:23 PM - Crime Fighter: honestly gonna look into it because it would change my performance to have my cross hair seen in snow and the white walls
    Feb 17, 2016 7:24 PM - theLumberJack: you could put a sticker on the screen
    Feb 17, 2016 7:26 PM - Crime Fighter: yeah ive thought of that but it would get annoying from my ocd
    Feb 17, 2016 7:27 PM - theLumberJack: valid concern
    Feb 17, 2016 7:27 PM - theLumberJack: try the regular gmod options for crosshair?
    Feb 17, 2016 7:32 PM - Crime Fighter: yeah i might
    Feb 17, 2016 7:45 PM - Crime Fighter: theres nothing i the settings and i cant find any console command
    Feb 17, 2016 8:24 PM - Crime Fighter: is there a pluggin that can be put into the server for a different cross hair?
    Feb 17, 2016 8:32 PM - VintagePC: I don't think such a thing exists
    Feb 17, 2016 8:32 PM - Crime Fighter: damn that sucks
    Feb 17, 2016 9:12 PM - Crime Fighter: there is someone rdming and trash talking... If only I had powers
    Feb 17, 2016 9:17 PM - Crime Fighter: nvm she left
     
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