Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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Mar 1, 2016 8:10 AM - VaultBot: because we too cool for a long ass time
Mar 1, 2016 8:10 AM - TimeCrush: Hex and I find common ground on the hate of Greenpeace.
Mar 1, 2016 8:10 AM - VaultBot: psst, wanna buy a 240hz interlaced lcd monitor?
Mar 1, 2016 8:10 AM - TimeCrush: Mmm wreckless 'social revolution'.
Mar 1, 2016 8:26 AM - English: good morning all
Mar 1, 2016 8:52 AM - theLumberJack: morning english!
Mar 1, 2016 8:53 AM - Statboy: somebody sounds cheerful, are your girls resting?
Mar 1, 2016 9:01 AM - English: hah
Mar 1, 2016 9:01 AM - English: ahahah
Mar 1, 2016 9:01 AM - English: hahah
Mar 1, 2016 9:01 AM - English: zZZzZzZZZzzZzZZZzzZZzzZZ
Mar 1, 2016 9:02 AM - English: yeah Little one is resting on mom. rough first night at home
Mar 1, 2016 9:15 AM - Statboy: that sounds like an infant
Mar 1, 2016 9:20 AM - theLumberJack: Rest is good!
Mar 1, 2016 12:11 PM - Reechard: have you bought her a computer yet?
Mar 1, 2016 1:49 PM - theLumberJack: cannot wait for my pathfinder game tonight
Mar 1, 2016 1:50 PM - theLumberJack: its like a soap opera
Mar 1, 2016 3:36 PM - Statboy: That spell book looks good, especially once you start hitting higher levels and have many spells prepared
Mar 1, 2016 5:30 PM - VaultBot: rip evil penguin. rest in pieces.
Mar 1, 2016 5:30 PM - Statboy: look at that lurker bar, we got lots of people online today
Mar 1, 2016 5:32 PM - English: hihihi
Mar 1, 2016 6:09 PM - SoL DarkLord: I never really leave, so is it still lurking if I'm afk?

 

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Mar 2, 2016 9:18 AM - theLumberJack: Yes
Mar 2, 2016 9:27 AM - English: no
Mar 2, 2016 9:31 AM - VintagePC: yo
Mar 2, 2016 9:33 AM - English: mo?
Mar 2, 2016 9:53 AM - theLumberJack: pho?
Mar 2, 2016 11:11 AM - theLumberJack: Stat is there anything I needed to fix for my character tonight?
Mar 2, 2016 11:39 AM - Statboy: how'd you get 54 hp?
Mar 2, 2016 11:40 AM - Statboy: i'm seeing 13 at first, 9 at 2nd/3rd/4th and 4 more if you used your extra point for HP and not skill points
Mar 2, 2016 11:41 AM - theLumberJack: it should be 50
Mar 2, 2016 11:41 AM - Statboy: thats either 40 or 44
Mar 2, 2016 11:41 AM - theLumberJack: you're right
Mar 2, 2016 11:42 AM - theLumberJack: i forgot to subtract one in my multiplication
Mar 2, 2016 11:42 AM - Statboy: also you get 2 traits
Mar 2, 2016 11:42 AM - theLumberJack: I have 2
Mar 2, 2016 11:42 AM - VaultBot: +10 stubbornness modifier, go!
Mar 2, 2016 11:42 AM - theLumberJack: Ambassador and Bandit
Mar 2, 2016 11:42 AM - Statboy: i see them there
Mar 2, 2016 11:47 AM - theLumberJack: fixed my hp
Mar 2, 2016 11:53 AM - Statboy: i'm only counting a +11 to hit with your scimitar. bab+4, dex+5, focus+1, magical +1 (+1 magical doesn't stack with masterwork)
Mar 2, 2016 11:54 AM - theLumberJack: fixed
Mar 2, 2016 11:55 AM - Statboy: wear did you get precision damage from?
Mar 2, 2016 11:56 AM - theLumberJack: precise strike deed
Mar 2, 2016 11:56 AM - VaultBot: theres at least 10 that i've seen.
Mar 2, 2016 11:56 AM - theLumberJack: goes away if i run out of panache
Mar 2, 2016 11:56 AM - Statboy: ahh
Mar 2, 2016 11:57 AM - theLumberJack: can spend a panache to double it on the next round for a hit
Mar 2, 2016 11:59 AM - Statboy: lol i was just reading that, with your merciful weapon you can do 1d4+6+8+1d6 non-lethal damage on a single hit
Mar 2, 2016 11:59 AM - theLumberJack: Yes
Mar 2, 2016 12:00 PM - Statboy:

Mar 2, 2016 12:00 PM - theLumberJack: xD
Mar 2, 2016 12:01 PM - theLumberJack: I figured it would be useful for when there are living people
Mar 2, 2016 12:01 PM - Statboy: you know non-lethal doesn't affect undead or constructs?
Mar 2, 2016 12:02 PM - theLumberJack: Yes, but i can still do lethal damage, i just don't get the d6
Mar 2, 2016 12:02 PM - Statboy: yah against living people, once there out cold, killin em is easy
Mar 2, 2016 12:03 PM - theLumberJack: the non lethal effect can be suppressed on command so that the weapon does lethal damage
Mar 2, 2016 12:04 PM - Statboy: right, its swingers choice whether to use it
Mar 2, 2016 12:05 PM - theLumberJack: yeah
Mar 2, 2016 12:05 PM - theLumberJack: so i made two macros for it
Mar 2, 2016 12:09 PM - Statboy: i'm building a macro for multiple rolls at once, is there a way to label each roll in roll20?
Mar 2, 2016 12:10 PM - theLumberJack: well you can use templates
Mar 2, 2016 12:10 PM - theLumberJack: or write them out on multiple lines and do inline rolls with the double square brackets
Mar 2, 2016 12:11 PM - Statboy: how does that work?
Mar 2, 2016 2:05 PM - theLumberJack: i might be up to 10 mins late later
Mar 2, 2016 2:11 PM - Statboy: it'll probably take 10 minutes before we get our new characters introduced
Mar 2, 2016 2:21 PM - SoL DarkLord: Will be a bit late anyhow.
Mar 2, 2016 5:42 PM - Statboy: a minor update to mumble requires a complete computer restart....
Mar 2, 2016 5:49 PM - theLumberJack: lolwut
Mar 2, 2016 6:12 PM - Kyrillon: hey everyone hows it going
Mar 2, 2016 6:12 PM - Hexalan: fab
Mar 2, 2016 6:13 PM - Kyrillon: noice. The following link will open csgo and open my game i played earlier, if you go to round 24, you will see me ace with an awp and get two collats in the same round steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-kBf5P-Rc4LZ-vqoSC-KZ8B7-2TryM
Mar 2, 2016 6:14 PM - Kyrillon: i have to go to dinner but i will be back
Mar 2, 2016 9:11 PM - Hexalan: nice

 

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Mar 3, 2016 at 10:21 AM - Statboy: VINTAGE!!!! my spoilers aren't working what did I screw up?
Mar 3, 2016 at 10:22 AM - Statboy: and can you fix it plx?
Mar 3, 2016 at 10:47 AM - Statboy: nvm got it figured out, I was making spoilers plural and it needed the singular
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:25 PM - RawrSpoon: I recognize names here. Funny
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:27 PM - Reechard: psh
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:28 PM - VaultBot: not by zero but by an opponent's miss, is trolly.
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:28 PM - Reechard: what names
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:28 PM - VaultBot: job vintag vintage even up
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:28 PM - RawrSpoon: lumberjack, english, timecrush, darklord
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:28 PM - RawrSpoon: ven reechard
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:29 PM - RawrSpoon: even*
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:32 PM - Reechard: yeah we're still kickin
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:34 PM - RawrSpoon: I see that, congrats
Mar 3, 2016 at 12:37 PM - TimeCrush: Oh hey spoon
Mar 3, 2016 at 4:49 PM - Hexalan: necron overlord is coming out for dow2:r:ls if anyone still likes to play that besides me
Mar 3, 2016 at 5:07 PM - theLumberJack: i didn't even know it existed
Mar 3, 2016 at 5:07 PM - theLumberJack: also
Mar 3, 2016 at 5:07 PM - theLumberJack: RAWRSPOON
Mar 3, 2016 at 6:36 PM - VintagePC: I'm hurt I wasn't recognized
Mar 3, 2016 at 6:36 PM - VintagePC: but I probably wasn't showing in lurkerbar
Mar 3, 2016 at 6:43 PM - theLumberJack: who are you again?
Mar 3, 2016 at 6:43 PM - theLumberJack: jk ily
Mar 3, 2016 at 6:58 PM - VintagePC: I'm the banhammer man!
Mar 3, 2016 at 6:59 PM - VintagePC:
Mar 3, 2016 at 9:10 PM - LavaRed: ooo RawrSpoon was alurking I miss him

 

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Mar 4, 2016 9:02 AM - Statboy: anybody else seen the new ghostbusters trailer?
Mar 4, 2016 9:03 AM - Statboy: I had been down on the movie until I watched it, it actually looks decent. The ghosts look spectacular
Mar 4, 2016 9:08 AM - Statboy:

Mar 4, 2016 9:09 AM - Hexalan: the one with all women instead of bill murray?
Mar 4, 2016 9:11 AM - Statboy: yes, and apparently chris hemsworth instead of sigourney weaver
Mar 4, 2016 9:16 AM - Statboy: also kids these days, don't know Harold Ramis, he was the true funny man behind ghostbusters. Akroyd as well, they were the writers, but Ramis was one of the best comedy writers ever
Mar 4, 2016 9:17 AM - Statboy: He also wrote, Caddyshack, Analyze This, Meatballs, Groundhog Day and Animal House
Mar 4, 2016 9:21 AM - VaultBot: and those generally don't coincide well enough to actually help pay for it
Mar 4, 2016 9:21 AM - TimeCrush: I'm the opposite of you I guess on this one Stat. Was staying pretty hopeful, then I saw the trailer. Has all the charm of a brick.
Mar 4, 2016 9:36 AM - Reechard: yeah, looks like a typical shitty 201X hollywood reboot to me.
Mar 4, 2016 9:36 AM - Reechard: looks like Sony doing what Sony does to franchises.
Mar 4, 2016 9:41 AM - TimeCrush: InB4 Bill Murray is increasing the ghost power to either get his career back or see somebody hes lost
Mar 4, 2016 9:42 AM - Statboy: Ramis and Aykroyd wrote it, so it should be the same humor as ghostbuster 1 & 2, I hope.
Mar 4, 2016 9:49 AM - TimeCrush: Ramis wrote this? How long has this been in production?
Mar 4, 2016 9:49 AM - TimeCrush: If it is a baby of production hell, we are screwed, get the gun.
Mar 4, 2016 10:43 AM - Statboy: its been in pre-production for at least 5 years, yah Ramis died in 2014 with most of the script written.
Mar 4, 2016 10:47 AM - Statboy: he'd been writing with Aykroyd though so Aykroyd just finished it got a company to produce it.
Mar 4, 2016 10:51 AM - Statboy: I might listen to Dan Aykroyd's radio show every sunday, where he pretends he's still Elwood Blues
Mar 4, 2016 1:22 PM - TimeCrush: Didn't Aykroyd mention something about pretty much making the game 'third movie' cannon?
Mar 4, 2016 1:51 PM - Reechard: I think he did
Mar 4, 2016 1:51 PM - Reechard: it was good enough to be
Mar 4, 2016 1:51 PM - Reechard: but even if it's canon it happened 23 years ago
Mar 4, 2016 1:51 PM - Reechard: the game was set in 1993
Mar 4, 2016 1:57 PM - Statboy: Yah, the game is 3rd movie canon, but this new movie isn't canon it's a reboot, though they don't do a good job showing that in the trailer
Mar 4, 2016 1:58 PM - Reechard: is it straight up supposed to be "they didn't exist 20 years ago this is a new thing" then?
Mar 4, 2016 2:00 PM - VaultBot: some of my gear have been there since v1.2, just that nobody noticed :d
Mar 4, 2016 2:00 PM - Statboy: yes, though the "the city was saved by 4 scientists 30 years ago" at the beginning of the trailer is supposed to be a nod. This is a reboot. The original stars are supposed to have cameo's though as different characters
Mar 4, 2016 2:11 PM - Reechard: meh. Still looks meh.
Mar 4, 2016 2:11 PM - Reechard: I'll probably still watch it
Mar 4, 2016 2:11 PM - Reechard: and I'm still disappointed that there's no cadillac ambulette.
Mar 4, 2016 3:09 PM - Statboy: this isn't the 70
Mar 4, 2016 3:09 PM - VaultBot: but this new movie isn't canon it's a reboot, though they don't do a full face transplant, it's transplants of the person's own skin onto the missing parts of his face
Mar 4, 2016 3:09 PM - Statboy: 's those aren't around anymore
Mar 4, 2016 3:52 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: I've seen a few other farmers on steam playing Stardew Valley, great game
Mar 4, 2016 5:14 PM - theLumberJack: my accounting friend has it
Mar 4, 2016 9:05 PM - Reechard: Is this "totally not harvest moon"?

 

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Mar 5, 2016 5:53 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: no its harvest moon but better
Mar 5, 2016 10:14 AM - Statboy: i'm surprised at the people in my campaign, nobody wants to sell anything at the auction, nobody wants to research anything any further
Mar 5, 2016 10:14 AM - theLumberJack: I just haven't made a post yet stat
Mar 5, 2016 10:15 AM - theLumberJack: I had to plot with memsie first
Mar 5, 2016 10:15 AM - Statboy: lol
Mar 5, 2016 10:16 AM - Statboy: i heard a couple people talking about doing experiments on the statue, by putting other mask's on them. now is the time for that
Mar 5, 2016 10:20 AM - theLumberJack: might as well throw that in my post then
Mar 5, 2016 10:22 AM - theLumberJack: In my campaign I once got the party explicit instructions to search and ancient arcane lab (dungeon) under the city they were in
Mar 5, 2016 10:23 AM - VaultBot: no not really help the viewer
Mar 5, 2016 10:23 AM - theLumberJack: 2/6 of the party actually went to go find it
Mar 5, 2016 10:27 AM - theLumberJack: oh stat how do you come up with the magical items for sale in a city
Mar 5, 2016 10:39 AM - VintagePC: this is my second campaign ever so I tend to be ignorant of the sorts of things one can do while not out pounding shit. Though that's pretty much the description of a tank/fighter, no?
Mar 5, 2016 10:40 AM - theLumberJack: Anything vintage
Mar 5, 2016 10:40 AM - theLumberJack: Anything
Mar 5, 2016 10:40 AM - theLumberJack: What would Mavruk do for three days?
Mar 5, 2016 10:40 AM - theLumberJack: Would he go drink? Find a fightclub?
Mar 5, 2016 10:42 AM - theLumberJack: Write poetry?
Mar 5, 2016 10:42 AM - theLumberJack: Learn more about these ancient people?
Mar 5, 2016 10:46 AM - VaultBot: dude, how can you recommend some public-domain filler text? like lorem ipsum but in english?
Mar 5, 2016 10:46 AM - theLumberJack: Go shopping?
Mar 5, 2016 10:46 AM - VaultBot: he could actually make good use of normal downtime though
Mar 5, 2016 10:46 AM - theLumberJack: even vb knows
Mar 5, 2016 11:18 AM - Statboy: somethings are going to be available in the auction if you want. I'll re-roll what items are available in town after the auction
Mar 5, 2016 11:22 AM - Statboy: i'll post back to you guys after work today
Mar 5, 2016 11:30 AM - VintagePC: I'll sit down and plan something then
Mar 5, 2016 6:51 PM - VaultBot: poles* and at the equator is like pvp with high risk and reward.
Mar 5, 2016 6:51 PM - theLumberJack: y i don't know anything about database

 

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Mar 5, 2016 at 10:21 PM - Hexalan: dear lord i'm going to have to read all of those posts
Mar 5, 2016 at 10:28 PM - Hexalan: is inquisitor Nhakt Shepses actually an inquisitor, or is that just a title? cause inquisitors do actually have their own spell list
Mar 5, 2016 at 10:38 PM - Hexalan: do memsie/zanros have lockpicking?
Mar 6, 2016 at 5:35 AM - theLumberJack: inquisitors don't have their own spell list, it's just the cleric list up to the inquisitors max spell level
Mar 6, 2016 at 5:36 AM - theLumberJack: zanros has 8 to dd w/o it being a class skill
Mar 6, 2016 at 5:44 AM - theLumberJack: nvm they are different lists
Mar 6, 2016 at 5:44 AM - theLumberJack: such similar lists though
Mar 6, 2016 at 5:44 AM - theLumberJack: though distinctly lacking what zanros is looking for
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:35 AM - Statboy: they are nearly identical, inquisitors also get 1 cleric domain
Mar 6, 2016 at 10:53 AM - Statboy: That moment when you contact customer support and in the thickest indian accent you've ever heard "Hello my name is Wayne" no way your name is wayne
Mar 6, 2016 at 11:03 AM - Hexalan: inquisitors don't get cleric domain spells, it's just the class feature
Mar 6, 2016 at 11:03 AM - Hexalan: when i call text support, it's indians named like chip talking in an english accent
Mar 6, 2016 at 11:17 AM - theLumberJack: inquisitors can take domains instead of inquisitions
Mar 6, 2016 at 11:19 AM - Hexalan: yes?
Mar 6, 2016 at 11:19 AM - Hexalan: the point of inquisitions is that they're more powerful than domains, because they don't get domain spells
Mar 6, 2016 at 11:56 AM - theLumberJack: but they can get domains and domain spells. i didn't say it was better
Mar 6, 2016 at 11:58 AM - Hexalan: no lj pls
Mar 6, 2016 at 11:59 AM - Hexalan: "Each domain grants a number of domain powers, depending on the level of the inquisitor. An inquisitor does not gain the bonus spells listed for each domain, nor does she gain bonus spell slots. "
Mar 6, 2016 at 4:18 PM - Hexalan: some guy ranting about ghostbusters being terrible if you wanna check it out http://imgur.com/gallery/RfD5G
Mar 6, 2016 at 4:58 PM - theLumberJack: touche hex
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:16 PM - theLumberJack: HOW MANY MASKS ARE THEIR
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:16 PM - VaultBot: was watching this plastic surgeon do reconstructive surgery on foot ulcers and crap
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:16 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:19 PM - LavaRed: herro prease
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:24 PM - theLumberJack: hola lavar
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:24 PM - theLumberJack: also TC maybe, there was a mask and those dicks stole it
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:27 PM - LavaRed: a rare moment when the dishes are done, the baby is asleep and homework is done for the day
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:28 PM - theLumberJack: beautiful
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:28 PM - LavaRed: yea, for a minute lol
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:45 PM - Statboy: baby wakes up wanting feeding and changing in 3...2...1....
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:52 PM - English: dont you dare wake my baby up
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:53 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:53 PM - theLumberJack: everyones got babies
Mar 6, 2016 at 6:53 PM - theLumberJack: are they contagious?
Mar 6, 2016 at 7:00 PM - Statboy: once at work 5 nurses all got pregnant in the same month, somebody asked what's in the air that causing all these pregnancies
Mar 6, 2016 at 7:01 PM - Statboy: to which I reply, their legs
Mar 6, 2016 at 7:02 PM - Statboy:

Mar 6, 2016 at 7:03 PM - theLumberJack: :applause:
Mar 6, 2016 at 7:28 PM - English: thats pretty good stat
Mar 6, 2016 at 7:57 PM - VintagePC: hells yeah on dat roll
Mar 6, 2016 at 7:58 PM - theLumberJack: I can't even see VBs post yet
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:01 PM - theLumberJack: and there it is
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:06 PM - theLumberJack: damn vb is fast with that
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:06 PM - theLumberJack: vint you ninja
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:10 PM - VintagePC: vaultbot #1 lurker
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:10 PM - VintagePC: posts roll to shoutbox before you ask for it
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:42 PM - theLumberJack: vb is non causal
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:44 PM - VintagePC: I have my suspicions as to what mr invisible stole now
Mar 6, 2016 at 8:45 PM - theLumberJack: the mask?
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:01 PM - VintagePC: given you can't find one that fits...
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:02 PM - VaultBot: ergo... if you understand the stats _first_ you will know how many features of the forum lets
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:02 PM - theLumberJack: Also my suspicion from earlier
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:42 PM - VaultBot: maybe reechard will actually be on the internet and not fucking with it
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:42 PM - Hexalan: uhh
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:42 PM - Hexalan: is it just me or was not it not super obvious that the mask is what the invisible man stole?
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:43 PM - theLumberJack: dammit hex
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:43 PM - theLumberJack: there's going to be puzzles eventually
Mar 6, 2016 at 9:43 PM - Hexalan: lj pls

 

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Mar 7, 2016 at 8:51 AM - TimeCrush: I figured that was what he stole. I was hoping more for one of the masks fitting enough to maybe not stay, but activate something; if there is even something to be activated.
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:45 AM - TimeCrush: Shit like this "The 30-year economic betrayal dragging down Generation Y’s income. Exclusive new data shows how debt, unemployment and property prices have combined to stop millennials taking their share of western wealth."
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:45 AM - TimeCrush: Get worked up, pissed off, and desperate over not being able to do anything about it. Or try and forget it, and just work till you die like the proper grunt.
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:46 AM - Hexalan: i thought you were still talking about masks and was super confused for a second
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:49 AM - TimeCrush: Lol, Hex, these masks are fucking over our prosperity.
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:50 AM - Hexalan: damn generation x
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:50 AM - TimeCrush: Got called an entitle fuck for supporting taxes on inheritances over 5mil.
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:50 AM - TimeCrush: Found the person with well off parents.
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:50 AM - Hexalan: they're entombing their wealth, removing it from the economy
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:51 AM - TimeCrush: Honestly, what it comes down to is somebody is just going to have to martyr up and start the revolution
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:51 AM - TimeCrush: Delete facebook, hit the gun shop, martyr up.
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:51 AM - Hexalan: time to start the revolution, catch a body head to houston
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:52 AM - Hexalan: once they caught us off guard, the mac10 was in the grass
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:52 AM - Hexalan: die for the emperor, or die trying
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:56 AM - theLumberJack: more skulls for the skull throne
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:57 AM - TimeCrush: Now days if you don't come from success, you are going to be hard pressed to get to success.
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:57 AM - VaultBot: lol wut? 9 = (9) = 9 yup zomg 3^2=9 bush 9/11
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:57 AM - TimeCrush: I'm just tired of being upset all the time.
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:00 AM - theLumberJack: I just wish my degree was finished
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:06 AM - Statboy: my degree finished 1 1\2 years ago. I haven't applied for a single job yet were i was competing against less than 200 other people for
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:10 AM - theLumberJack: What was your degree?
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:16 AM - theLumberJack: waiting for you to say statistics
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:32 AM - Statboy: Sports and Recreation Management
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:32 AM - theLumberJack: That was not statistics
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:33 AM - Statboy: It's a business degree
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:34 AM - VaultBot: well, the guy saying the earth doesn't really spin much at the equator is like pvp with high risk and reward tc
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:34 AM - theLumberJack: Ofc
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:35 AM - theLumberJack: I'm a year off from finishing my electrical engineering degree
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:36 AM - theLumberJack: Assuming I can get some money to keep going. I had to repeat a third year course so I'm behind
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:37 AM - theLumberJack: Money ran out right when I would've normally finished.
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:37 AM - VaultBot: of course i wore my armor
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:37 AM - Statboy: pray to god its in high demand, I figured my specialized business degree would be a plus for me. But nobody gives a shit about it vs a regular business degree
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:38 AM - Statboy: The very few people that even bother to get back to me to tell me I wasn't hired for the job always say the same thing "we ended up hiring internally"
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:39 AM - theLumberJack: I see piles of jobs I could be applying for if I was actually graduating at this point. Which makes it all the more frustrating finding something I could apply to if I were to take a year off to save up for my last courses
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:41 AM - theLumberJack: It's borrow, wait, or military to get this last year paid for I guess.
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:41 AM - Statboy: I found piles of jobs as well, applying for 100 jobs a week was no problem
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:42 AM - theLumberJack: True
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:45 AM - Statboy: Though i'm hurt by the fact that my degree isn't in the job i've been doing for 10+ years.
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:55 AM - theLumberJack: Ah
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:57 AM - VaultBot: ahhhhh playing super smash brothers melee, while waiting for wow's raid finder.. the joys of being upset all the time.
Mar 7, 2016 at 10:57 AM - theLumberJack: How much DT does Zanros have left?
Mar 7, 2016 at 11:06 AM - Statboy: you and memsie spent a day together, memsie is going spend at least half a day preparing the masks. So you'd have 2 days left, memsie 1.5
Mar 7, 2016 at 11:07 AM - VaultBot: isnt 4k uhd?
Mar 7, 2016 at 11:07 AM - theLumberJack: Cool. I'll try and post some other things for Zanros tonight.
Mar 7, 2016 at 11:12 AM - theLumberJack: I gotta go to FedEX to pick up the posters for my production and get them to the slave labor that'll put them up
Mar 7, 2016 at 11:12 AM - theLumberJack: i mean actors
Mar 7, 2016 at 2:33 PM - Statboy: I think whoever made these PF baddies have great creativity. The number of times i fall down laughing at some of them...
Mar 7, 2016 at 6:11 PM - theLumberJack: oh dear
Mar 7, 2016 at 6:14 PM - theLumberJack: english posted :3
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:07 PM - English: yeah sorry. Been busy over the last week or so
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:07 PM - VaultBot: pretty sure you can go fuck yourself now and die in a troll bot
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:07 PM - English: going back to work so will have more time to post
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:08 PM - LavaRed: AHAHAHAHAHA it is SO true!
Mar 7, 2016 at 9:09 PM - Hexalan: lava u r 2 thirsty k grl u gota chill fam

 

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Mar 8, 2016 5:07 AM - English: larvar
Mar 8, 2016 7:24 AM - Reechard: WTF ARE YOU DOING AT 5AM ENGRAMMISH
Mar 8, 2016 8:14 AM - English: Baby woke up at 5:00. I was feeding her
Mar 8, 2016 8:15 AM - VaultBot: yeah thats rough
Mar 8, 2016 8:15 AM - English: And for whatever reason I actually sent that at 6AM
Mar 8, 2016 8:15 AM - VaultBot: post ratings only still functional though because you have a 110"" 4k screen
Mar 8, 2016 8:15 AM - English: dont know why it said 5AM
Mar 8, 2016 8:15 AM - English: because I didnt get to my computer till a little after 6
Mar 8, 2016 8:29 AM - Hexalan: my shoutbox has been an hour off for quite a while too
Mar 8, 2016 8:48 AM - VintagePC: dst?
Mar 8, 2016 9:13 AM - English: DST isnt until this sunday
Mar 8, 2016 9:13 AM - English: at least for America
Mar 8, 2016 9:29 AM - VintagePC: also check your timezone preference on your account
Mar 8, 2016 9:37 AM - Statboy: Teens react to windows 95, this is for lava and reechard to feel as old as I feel right now
Mar 8, 2016 9:37 AM - Statboy:

Mar 8, 2016 9:39 AM - Statboy: Best line, the AOL logo comes up "I see the illuminati symbol"
Mar 8, 2016 9:39 AM - English: I used windows 95... Shit I used windows 3.1
Mar 8, 2016 9:40 AM - Statboy: i remember that too, windows 95 was the first with the Start/windows button. Windows 3.1 had legitimate "windows"
Mar 8, 2016 9:46 AM - English: I remember having to go through MS DOS just to access a program. And shit I remember at my elementary school we had to have the 5in floppy disks to use a program
Mar 8, 2016 9:46 AM - English: Public Elementary School before you make jokes
Mar 8, 2016 10:11 AM - Statboy: oregon trail and lemonade stand, both on 5inch floppy were required to be played at my school
Mar 8, 2016 10:14 AM - Statboy: also anybody else remember gorillas.exe?
Mar 8, 2016 10:14 AM - Statboy: back in the qbasic days
Mar 8, 2016 11:49 AM - VintagePC: hah
Mar 8, 2016 12:19 PM - English: Holy shit awesome cover of S&G Sound of Silence:

Mar 8, 2016 12:40 PM - Statboy: disturbed does some good covers, land of confusion is another
Mar 8, 2016 2:04 PM - Reechard: stat your timing is hilarious
Mar 8, 2016 2:04 PM - Reechard: I just bought a Pentium 1 machine on ebay to use for playing old DOS and Windows 3.11 games on
Mar 8, 2016 2:04 PM - Reechard: gonna play some Warcraft
Mar 8, 2016 2:05 PM - Reechard: and some King's Quest and Quest for Glory
Mar 8, 2016 2:05 PM - theLumberJack: mmm orcs and humans
Mar 8, 2016 2:08 PM - Reechard: and OG Doom
Mar 8, 2016 2:08 PM - Reechard: and Quake
Mar 8, 2016 2:08 PM - Reechard: it's gonna be fantastic
Mar 8, 2016 2:08 PM - VaultBot: and those dicks stole it
Mar 8, 2016 2:08 PM - Statboy: The Gorgons Alliance, best game ever when your 13
Mar 8, 2016 2:09 PM - Statboy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright:_The_Gorgon's_Alliance
Mar 8, 2016 2:09 PM - Reechard: OH YEAH DAGGERFALL
Mar 8, 2016 2:09 PM - Reechard: I gotta go find daggerfall guys
Mar 8, 2016 2:09 PM - Reechard: bbs
Mar 8, 2016 2:09 PM - VaultBot: break out the porn 'staches
Mar 8, 2016 2:09 PM - theLumberJack: It's not hard to find
Mar 8, 2016 3:26 PM - theLumberJack: stattttt
Mar 8, 2016 3:26 PM - theLumberJack: how do you come up with the magic items currently available in a city
Mar 8, 2016 3:29 PM - English: roll for it
Mar 8, 2016 3:29 PM - English: or pick specific ones based on what your party might want
Mar 8, 2016 3:30 PM - theLumberJack: so there's a table then?
Mar 8, 2016 3:30 PM - English: uhhhhhhhhhhh should be one sec let me look
Mar 8, 2016 3:30 PM - English: or rather
Mar 8, 2016 3:30 PM - English: there are generators
Mar 8, 2016 3:30 PM - theLumberJack: ah
Mar 8, 2016 3:30 PM - theLumberJack: I'd love a recommendation if you have one english
Mar 8, 2016 3:31 PM - English: https://donjon.bin.sh/pathfinder/magic/shop.html this one looks like it might work
Mar 8, 2016 3:31 PM - VaultBot: it does use the borderlands 2 engine, and this was apparently in the works for awhile now, the borderlands team did not know about it though
Mar 8, 2016 3:31 PM - English: select what type of shop and it generates a list of magic items based on city size
Mar 8, 2016 3:33 PM - English: Or
Mar 8, 2016 3:33 PM - English: you could say that there is a limited number of magic items, you can pick any (x) number under the base limit
Mar 8, 2016 3:34 PM - English: base value* sorry
Mar 8, 2016 3:34 PM - English: actually that doesnt work
Mar 8, 2016 3:35 PM - English: because most medium magic items are worth more than 500 gp
Mar 8, 2016 3:35 PM - English: wait wait wait sorry I am misunderstanding this
Mar 8, 2016 3:36 PM - English: ok. quoting the PFSRD
Mar 8, 2016 3:36 PM - English: Minor Items/Medium Items/Major Items This line lists the number of magic items above a settlement's base value that are available for purchase. In some city stat blocks, the actual items are listed in parentheses after the die range of items available—in this case, you can use these pre-rolled resources when the PCs first visit the city as the magic items available for sale on that visit.
Mar 8, 2016 3:36 PM - English: If the PCs return to that city at a later date, you can roll up new items as you see fit.
Mar 8, 2016 3:36 PM - English: the way I read that is there is a base value for a city. Anything under that value is in the city already.
Mar 8, 2016 3:36 PM - English: and in abundance
Mar 8, 2016 3:37 PM - English: the number of minor/medium/major magic items is for how many of those items are ABOVE that price
Mar 8, 2016 3:39 PM - VaultBot: nope. not gonna touch it without a pole
Mar 8, 2016 3:39 PM - English: still trying to determine what makes something a minor vs medium vs major
Mar 8, 2016 3:44 PM - English: Ah found out
Mar 8, 2016 3:44 PM - English: In the Game Mastery Guide
Mar 8, 2016 3:45 PM - English: it says a Minor magic item has an average value of 1000gp/ Medium:10000gp / Major:40000gp
Mar 8, 2016 3:47 PM - English: Minor Magic Items (Between 1000gp and 10000gp) Medium (10000gp and 40000gp) and Major (40000gp+)
Mar 8, 2016 3:47 PM - English: i think would be a pretty good guide
Mar 8, 2016 3:48 PM - English: if the city is smaller, trend towards the lower end of value that is available
Mar 8, 2016 3:48 PM - English: if the city is larger, have more expensive items be available
Mar 8, 2016 3:50 PM - English: Page 120 in the Pathfinder GM Guide has all the tables
Mar 8, 2016 3:50 PM - VaultBot: but like pizza
Mar 8, 2016 3:50 PM - English: for random magic items
Mar 8, 2016 4:01 PM - Statboy: http://mcmustard.com/pf_items/index.html#
Mar 8, 2016 4:02 PM - Statboy: that site, just put in the size of the town and hit generate. It does the work
Mar 8, 2016 4:04 PM - Statboy: also English, you're supposed to roll once a month for new items. I think that's not nearly enough and am rolling after each book
Mar 8, 2016 4:56 PM - Statboy: I did just roll for new items for book 2. we got a headband of vast INT and level 2 bag of holding among others
Mar 8, 2016 5:10 PM - theLumberJack: thx stat
Mar 8, 2016 5:17 PM - Statboy: I really want somebody to buy the treeform cloak for Senenmerek. Innocuous tree in the front yard becomes an undead skeleton if anybody attacks. better than a guard dog really
Mar 8, 2016 6:01 PM - theLumberJack: how much?
Mar 8, 2016 7:07 PM - Statboy: 6,000 gp
Mar 8, 2016 8:09 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 8, 2016 8:09 PM - theLumberJack: my collective wealth
Mar 8, 2016 8:30 PM - theLumberJack: LE cavalier finally cut the NG cleric down in the street
Mar 8, 2016 8:53 PM - Statboy: evil doesn't work in a campaign, the team fights itself
Mar 8, 2016 9:00 PM - VaultBot: i see an online minecraft server and its not letting me on.... the rage is building!!!
Mar 8, 2016 9:00 PM - theLumberJack: Stat, this is after 6 months of weekly sessions
Mar 8, 2016 9:01 PM - theLumberJack: LE can work pretty well
Mar 8, 2016 9:08 PM - English: as long as they arent CE joker type chars it can work
Mar 8, 2016 9:10 PM - theLumberJack: yeah we had a LE and a NE, CG, NG, N and a second NG for most of it
Mar 8, 2016 9:37 PM - VintagePC: crap, I still need to level up
Mar 8, 2016 9:37 PM - VintagePC: been crazy busy since last session and keep getting sidetracked :-/
Mar 8, 2016 9:46 PM - theLumberJack: yeah i usually have to send out a reminder to my players to level up before the session when they need to
Mar 8, 2016 9:56 PM - Hexalan: stat, is ptemenib actually buying things, or is he just at the auction to hang out?

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 8, 2016 10:09 PM - Hexalan: is amanuensis not a spell in pathfinder?
Mar 8, 2016 11:34 PM - Statboy: he's selling for the church of pharasma
Mar 9, 2016 4:25 AM - English: larvar
Mar 9, 2016 10:20 AM - theLumberJack: "No I haven't seen any invisible people."
Mar 9, 2016 10:28 AM - Statboy:
Mar 9, 2016 10:32 AM - English: If someone has true seeing... Would they even know if someone is invisible or not?
Mar 9, 2016 10:42 AM - VaultBot: no it looks pretty nice.
Mar 9, 2016 10:42 AM - Statboy: We've been playing wrong
Mar 9, 2016 10:43 AM - VaultBot: they have done one yet in our hospitals
Mar 9, 2016 10:43 AM - Statboy: "all of your natural attacks are treated as secondary natural attacks, using your base attack bonus minus 5 and adding only 1/2 of your Strength modifier on damage rolls. Feats such as Two-Weapon Fighting and Multiattack can reduce these penalties."
Mar 9, 2016 10:43 AM - Statboy: This is if you have a weapon you've made a primary attack with
Mar 9, 2016 10:45 AM - Statboy: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat
Mar 9, 2016 10:47 AM - theLumberJack: So Idessa's bite is worse
Mar 9, 2016 10:50 AM - VaultBot: we don't need phones that masturbate for us lonesome...
Mar 9, 2016 10:50 AM - Statboy: only if you swing your halberd. If you ignore your weapon and use bite/claw, then bite is full bab+ 1.5str to damage
Mar 9, 2016 11:30 AM - English: I think there is a feat that is called Multiattack that allows things with nat weapons to treat them as primary attacks
Mar 9, 2016 11:30 AM - English: or it reduces the penalty
Mar 9, 2016 11:35 AM - Statboy: multiattack is a monster feat, it reduces all secondary natural attacks to -2 from -5
Mar 9, 2016 11:36 AM - Statboy: also there seems to be some debate, if someone has 2 claw's. is the 2 claws two separate attacks or a single attack?
Mar 9, 2016 11:53 AM - English: single attack
Mar 9, 2016 11:53 AM - English: well
Mar 9, 2016 11:54 AM - English: you make 2 attack rolls and 2 damage rolls but it counts as one attack iteration
Mar 9, 2016 11:54 AM - VaultBot: that page explains the clusterfuck of formats
Mar 9, 2016 11:54 AM - English: like your monster might have claw x2
Mar 9, 2016 11:54 AM - English: both claws are considered either a primary or secondary
Mar 9, 2016 12:29 PM - Statboy: see if you have 2 claws at 1d4, it would have to either get 1 attack at 1d4 or 2 attacks that each get 1d4
Mar 9, 2016 12:30 PM - Statboy: also, if you attack with a weapon first then all natural attacks are considered secondary
Mar 9, 2016 12:32 PM - theLumberJack: So what if you have a bit and two claws that are all primary?
Mar 9, 2016 12:39 PM - Statboy: they both get full BAB, according to a dev in the forums. The point of that is to make animals scale better. It's just using a manufactured weapon that relegates all natural attacks to secondary status
Mar 9, 2016 12:40 PM - theLumberJack: Cool so we did Orin right
Mar 9, 2016 12:41 PM - Statboy: so long as they were all natural attacks then yes
Mar 9, 2016 12:41 PM - theLumberJack: Yes
Mar 9, 2016 12:42 PM - theLumberJack: You can't make a claw attack while holding a weapon. That's why he was going to get vestigial arms...
Mar 9, 2016 12:46 PM - theLumberJack: Mostly to not have to draw after losing mutagen if he lost it in combat
Mar 9, 2016 2:23 PM - English: save me!
Mar 9, 2016 2:23 PM - English: I dont want to be at work
Mar 9, 2016 2:27 PM - theLumberJack: I will kidnap you for $2k plus expenses
Mar 9, 2016 2:27 PM - theLumberJack: CAD so with the exchange i think t hat works out to about 85 cents
Mar 9, 2016 2:37 PM - English: shit for 85 cents?
Mar 9, 2016 2:38 PM - English: im sitting here transferring like 150+gb of footage via old USB and it is transferring as slow as molasses
Mar 9, 2016 2:38 PM - Statboy: god bless USB 3.0's
Mar 9, 2016 2:39 PM - theLumberJack: Sweet jehovah why?!?
Mar 9, 2016 2:40 PM - English: it is on an old external hard drive that doesnt support USB 2 or newer
Mar 9, 2016 2:40 PM - English: F.M.L.
Mar 9, 2016 2:41 PM - English: im sitting here crying into my coffee because i am tired and this isnt helping me stay awake
Mar 9, 2016 2:41 PM - theLumberJack: Open it up, it'll have a sata - usb adaptor as the interface probably
Mar 9, 2016 2:41 PM - theLumberJack: just plug it in to the computer
Mar 9, 2016 4:47 PM - Hexalan: that's a great job, english
Mar 9, 2016 4:47 PM - Hexalan: just go to sleep, and if your boss comes and wakes you up just be like
Mar 9, 2016 4:47 PM - Hexalan: files are downloading bro, can't do anything till it's done
Mar 9, 2016 4:59 PM - VintagePC: woop, need to get dinner
Mar 9, 2016 6:02 PM - theLumberJack: TCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Mar 9, 2016 6:13 PM - theLumberJack: no memsie </3

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 10, 2016 11:10 AM - English: spooky creepy kids' song
Mar 10, 2016 11:39 AM - Statboy: if we had a cleric, he might attempt an exorcism on those kids
Mar 10, 2016 11:55 AM - Hexalan: just murder em
Mar 10, 2016 12:24 PM - Statboy: ain't nothin creepier than a little white girl
Mar 10, 2016 12:54 PM - English: What will our adventurers do? Find out next time on Creepy White Girl Singing!
Mar 10, 2016 1:26 PM - English: Do you approach TLJ?
Mar 10, 2016 2:00 PM - theLumberJack: Was thinking more of a stop and look at Amberly without getting closer
Mar 10, 2016 2:10 PM - VaultBot: i'm thinking it's time for a second. just one second. have eveyone go flying.
Mar 10, 2016 2:10 PM - theLumberJack: LJ is a paranoid player after the past three sessions in stats game
Mar 10, 2016 2:13 PM - English: Oh come now... These are two different games... Stat and I would NEVER collaborate to make players paranoid
Mar 10, 2016 2:13 PM - theLumberJack: I'm not saying you are
Mar 10, 2016 2:13 PM - English: /fingerscrossedbehindmyback
Mar 10, 2016 2:13 PM - VaultBot: because most things are
Mar 10, 2016 2:13 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 10, 2016 2:14 PM - English: PSST STAT THEY ARE ON TO US
Mar 10, 2016 2:14 PM - theLumberJack: I died again last night because SoL had to get off early and was the cleric and i got double criticalled again
Mar 10, 2016 2:17 PM - theLumberJack: Like I wouldn't even go up those kids
Mar 10, 2016 2:17 PM - theLumberJack: in real life
Mar 10, 2016 2:20 PM - English: LOL you have awful luck
Mar 10, 2016 2:26 PM - Statboy: rofl
Mar 10, 2016 2:26 PM - Statboy: back to back crits are an exception not a rule LJ
Mar 10, 2016 2:28 PM - theLumberJack: I don't know about that
Mar 10, 2016 2:28 PM - theLumberJack: Dem RNGs
Mar 10, 2016 2:30 PM - English: what was your second character?
Mar 10, 2016 2:32 PM - Statboy: admit it though, it would suck if you were never in real danger.
Mar 10, 2016 2:33 PM - English: I am stilling waiting for the DM in my tabletop campaign to try and kill off my skald
Mar 10, 2016 2:33 PM - English: it is the only original party member
Mar 10, 2016 2:33 PM - theLumberJack: lol true it would suck
Mar 10, 2016 2:33 PM - theLumberJack: Swashbuckler
Mar 10, 2016 2:34 PM - English: Ouch. No dodging panache for a + to AC?
Mar 10, 2016 2:34 PM - English: or opportune riposte and parry?
Mar 10, 2016 2:35 PM - Statboy: The mummy was hitting at +10
Mar 10, 2016 2:35 PM - Statboy: and rolled back to back crits
Mar 10, 2016 2:35 PM - Statboy: nobody has a 30 AC at level 4
Mar 10, 2016 2:35 PM - English: Opportune Parry and Riposte he had a chance at stopping the attack
Mar 10, 2016 2:35 PM - English: what is your + to hit TLJ?
Mar 10, 2016 2:36 PM - theLumberJack: No I took mouser
Mar 10, 2016 2:36 PM - theLumberJack: as an archetype
Mar 10, 2016 2:36 PM - Statboy: mouser doesn't get opportune parry
Mar 10, 2016 2:36 PM - theLumberJack: When I dodge I have 25
Mar 10, 2016 2:36 PM - Statboy: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hyb...etypes/paizo---swashbuckler-archetypes/mouser
Mar 10, 2016 2:39 PM - English: doesnt? didnt know he took mouser
Mar 10, 2016 2:39 PM - English: well there is your problem
Mar 10, 2016 2:39 PM - English: Always take Inspired Blade
Mar 10, 2016 2:39 PM - English: Get Weapon Finesse AND Weapon Focus Rapier at level 1
Mar 10, 2016 2:39 PM - English: instead of level 1 and level 3 respectively
Mar 10, 2016 2:40 PM - English: get Panache from both INT score and CHA score
Mar 10, 2016 2:41 PM - Statboy: he nearly soloed a CR5 as a level 4 though with mouser trollery
Mar 10, 2016 2:41 PM - English: very nice
Mar 10, 2016 2:41 PM - theLumberJack: Too bad he didn't have anything I could steal
Mar 10, 2016 2:41 PM - English: It was a mummy...
Mar 10, 2016 2:42 PM - Statboy: yah constructs are bitches like that
Mar 10, 2016 2:43 PM - theLumberJack: The mummy was the double crit
Mar 10, 2016 2:44 PM - Statboy: the CR5 construct was +8 to hit and never landed a blow
Mar 10, 2016 2:55 PM - VaultBot: stat was planning on 7e
Mar 10, 2016 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: Yeah
Mar 10, 2016 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: That may have made me a bit cocky when the mummy showed up
Mar 10, 2016 2:56 PM - Statboy: fantasy baseball draft starts in 3 minutes
Mar 10, 2016 2:58 PM - theLumberJack: Those things are weird
Mar 10, 2016 3:10 PM - Statboy: Stat_Boy, I love the stuff
Mar 10, 2016 3:12 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 10, 2016 3:12 PM - Statboy: fantasy sports is how I got the Statboy name
Mar 10, 2016 3:22 PM - English: NERD
Mar 10, 2016 3:23 PM - Statboy:
Mar 10, 2016 5:47 PM - theLumberJack: bayonet killed the box
Mar 10, 2016 6:24 PM - theLumberJack: Zanros needs to take this.
Mar 10, 2016 6:56 PM - LavaRed: bayonet always kills Piper
Mar 10, 2016 6:57 PM - theLumberJack: who is piper, and why are you always killing her
Mar 10, 2016 7:02 PM - LavaRed: Piper is bawks
Mar 10, 2016 7:10 PM - theLumberJack: bawks is taiga
Mar 10, 2016 7:25 PM - LavaRed: nuuuuu
Mar 10, 2016 7:42 PM - theLumberJack: http://www.vaultf4.com/taigachat/
Mar 10, 2016 7:43 PM - theLumberJack: bawks is a biome
Mar 10, 2016 7:43 PM - theLumberJack: things live in here
Mar 10, 2016 7:43 PM - LavaRed: ribbit
Mar 10, 2016 8:01 PM - Statboy: LJ with the link-ception
Mar 10, 2016 8:17 PM - VaultBot: not necessarily - one of the bigger stock photo databases... yes it is
Mar 10, 2016 8:17 PM - theLumberJack: goddammit stat dat picture

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 11, 2016 at 11:38 AM - VaultBot: just go to sleep, and if your boss comes and wakes you up just be like that in a few years
Mar 11, 2016 at 11:38 AM - theLumberJack: meeting with aval reserves recruiter in the morning
Mar 11, 2016 at 2:47 PM - Statboy: aval or naval?
Mar 11, 2016 at 2:48 PM - Statboy: cause i have no clue what aval is. Also the reserves are always a great choice
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:36 PM - theLumberJack: naval
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:37 PM - English: remember. unless it is written down on paper, they are bound to nothing they say
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:37 PM - English: and they will lie to you
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:37 PM - VaultBot: hey guys i found like 15 and that was with avoiding some of the town and hit generate. it does use the borderlands 2 engine, and this was apparently in the works for awhile now, the borderlands team did not work
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:37 PM - theLumberJack: i know
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:37 PM - theLumberJack: i have no immediate family that was not involved with the military in some way
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:40 PM - VaultBot: hey not a terrible result
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:40 PM - English: k good. Just hate to see people get screwed over by recruiters
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:42 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:42 PM - theLumberJack: my brother was a recruiter
Mar 11, 2016 at 3:42 PM - theLumberJack: i have been warned
Mar 11, 2016 at 4:47 PM - Statboy: even if a recruiter lies, which they do, if its bad enough your Captain can do something about it.
Mar 11, 2016 at 4:47 PM - Statboy: at least in America
Mar 11, 2016 at 4:48 PM - Statboy: knew a kid that was 5'7" 130lbs got signed up for 6 years of infantry with the 200lb packs. His Colonel got it reduced to two years
Mar 11, 2016 at 5:15 PM - theLumberJack: always the writing
Mar 11, 2016 at 5:27 PM - VintagePC: yvan eht nioj
Mar 11, 2016 at 5:47 PM - English: lol that is such an old simpsons episode
Mar 11, 2016 at 6:26 PM - LavaRed: I've decided to become a man
Mar 11, 2016 at 6:26 PM - LavaRed: this whole, being a chick thing, never ceases to suck ass
Mar 11, 2016 at 7:27 PM - Statboy: does that mean we can do the reason's why beer is better than women now?
Mar 11, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Statboy: reason #34: You don't have to wash a beer to make it taste good

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 12, 2016 9:47 AM - VaultBot: people keep asking me and i cant get it out of my head...that bastard lol
Mar 12, 2016 9:47 AM - Statboy: i broke the baux again didn't I
Mar 12, 2016 10:29 AM - VaultBot: i recall reading somewhere you got a better experiment""
Mar 12, 2016 10:29 AM - VintagePC: more like lava's gonna break you
Mar 12, 2016 12:01 PM - theLumberJack: hot
Mar 12, 2016 4:16 PM - VaultBot: wow, not by a landslide
Mar 12, 2016 4:16 PM - LavaRed: WAT
Mar 12, 2016 4:16 PM - LavaRed: DID
Mar 12, 2016 4:16 PM - LavaRed: U
Mar 12, 2016 4:16 PM - LavaRed: DO
Mar 12, 2016 4:16 PM - LavaRed: ??
Mar 12, 2016 4:41 PM - Hexalan: smash
Mar 12, 2016 4:45 PM - VaultBot: total for the shotgun and the server shuts down :/
Mar 12, 2016 5:10 PM - VaultBot: screw meteors or viruses. i want an actual person
Mar 12, 2016 5:10 PM - theLumberJack: anyone ever played the shadowrun rpg?
Mar 12, 2016 7:38 PM - Hexalan: anyone wanna play l4d2?

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 14, 2016 5:42 PM - VintagePC: I'm game for some secret hitler silliness if we can get 4+ folks together
Mar 14, 2016 7:15 PM - VaultBot: not so much that
Mar 14, 2016 7:15 PM - Statboy: +1
Mar 14, 2016 7:15 PM - Statboy: except we seem to have lost the mumbles
Mar 14, 2016 7:21 PM - VintagePC: power blip
Mar 14, 2016 7:27 PM - VintagePC: dohohhhohoho 18 more days
Mar 14, 2016 7:28 PM - VintagePC smirks as if knowing something secret

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 15, 2016 at 10:16 AM - Statboy: Whelp GG life, I give up. A game got voted up through Steam Greenlight were the objective is to poop on everything.
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:17 AM - Statboy: http://store.steampowered.com/app/449540/
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:17 AM - Hexalan: hahahaHAAa thadas so funnny lolkllll
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:18 AM - Statboy: I take it legitimate voting on Greenlight doesn't happen anymore? People just vote for shits and giggles
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:19 AM - Hexalan: loollrandummm
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:27 AM - English: pun intended, Statboy?
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:28 AM - Statboy: why yes
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:31 AM - VintagePC: boooooooo hisssss
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:34 AM - Statboy:
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:35 AM - Statboy: Time to go vote and get some lunch
Mar 15, 2016 at 3:02 PM - Hexalan: hey there are primaries today aren't there
Mar 15, 2016 at 4:31 PM - Statboy: yup, including in missouri were I live
Mar 15, 2016 at 4:32 PM - Statboy: i walked in with my "Obama's last day 01.02.17" t-shirt to vote
Mar 15, 2016 at 9:36 PM - Hexalan: what if he goes back to the senate
Mar 15, 2016 at 9:36 PM - Hexalan: are you gonna have to get a new shirt?
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:19 PM - Hexalan: lol rubio
Mar 15, 2016 at 10:19 PM - Hexalan: can't even win your own state

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 16, 2016 12:07 AM - VaultBot: but on the bright side... it's probably still better than the before
Mar 16, 2016 12:07 AM - SoL DarkLord: blargh
Mar 16, 2016 6:50 AM - Reechard: #AnyoneButTrump2016
Mar 16, 2016 7:01 AM - VintagePC:

Mar 16, 2016 9:07 AM - Statboy: I didn't vote trump but I can say, he really doesn't scare me. most of his crazy is really a product of bad reporting
Mar 16, 2016 9:08 AM - Statboy: most, like 3/4, a little of that crazy is on him
Mar 16, 2016 9:41 AM - English: blop blop
Mar 16, 2016 9:56 AM - VaultBot: quiet day for bawks.
Mar 16, 2016 9:56 AM - Statboy: I would like to big picture donald trump, but i'm going to do it down in serious chat
Mar 16, 2016 10:13 AM - Statboy: done, I promise that my take on Trump is one that hasn't been shown by the media (from either side) and won't be shown by the media
Mar 16, 2016 11:57 AM - English: I am so sick of the political talk in my office -_-" All they do is watch CNN all day and think that they are completely up to date on current events
Mar 16, 2016 12:02 PM - Statboy: even fox news went off the deep end, trying to decide who they want elected and only showing stories to make it happen
Mar 16, 2016 12:03 PM - Statboy: now we have no media who's reporting with the intention of telling all of the news. They all report in an attempt to manipulate what we think
Mar 16, 2016 12:42 PM - VintagePC: Can't let the facts get in the way of a good story.
Mar 16, 2016 5:39 PM - Hexalan: farside says he might be a bit late today
Mar 16, 2016 5:45 PM - VintagePC: scarfing down dinner, will be in shortly
Mar 16, 2016 5:48 PM - Statboy: sounds good, we'll start in about 15
Mar 16, 2016 5:59 PM - Reechard: NO STAT
Mar 16, 2016 6:00 PM - Hexalan: oh
Mar 16, 2016 6:09 PM - SoL DarkLord: Running a bit late myself but I'll be on tonight
Mar 16, 2016 6:14 PM - Statboy: kk, get in as soon as you can
Mar 16, 2016 6:50 PM - Hexalan: sol pls
Mar 16, 2016 6:51 PM - SoL DarkLord: Having computer troubles.

 

[VaultBot]

Mar 17, 2016 10:45 AM - theLumberJack: my brain feels like it got hit by a train
Mar 17, 2016 10:46 AM - theLumberJack: why would i have to get a cold during all of my technical rehearsals
Mar 17, 2016 11:25 AM - English: because fuck you thats why
Mar 17, 2016 11:25 AM - English:
Mar 17, 2016 11:27 AM - theLumberJack: lol thanks english
Mar 17, 2016 11:55 AM - English: no prob. im here to support you
Mar 17, 2016 11:56 AM - theLumberJack: lol. If you fuckers weren't supportive i probably would've left long ago
Mar 17, 2016 11:56 AM - theLumberJack: i'm going to go find my thermometer
Mar 17, 2016 11:59 AM - theLumberJack: very tiny fever
Mar 17, 2016 12:00 PM - English: Did you put it in your butt? it is more accurate when you put it in your butt
Mar 17, 2016 12:00 PM - Statboy: we'll play a very tiny violin for you
Mar 17, 2016 12:02 PM - English: Just remember to sterilize it before you use it again... or give it to someone you dont like and then laugh when they take their temperature with it
Mar 17, 2016 12:02 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 17, 2016 12:02 PM - theLumberJack: i did not put it in my butt
Mar 17, 2016 12:16 PM - theLumberJack: At least I can be lazy until monday for the most part
Mar 17, 2016 12:27 PM - theLumberJack: gf managed to get appointment moved from 3 months from now to tomorrow
Mar 17, 2016 12:28 PM - theLumberJack: breast reduction consultation
Mar 17, 2016 12:43 PM - English: she got dem big ol titties?
Mar 17, 2016 12:56 PM - theLumberJack: yup
Mar 17, 2016 12:56 PM - theLumberJack: dem $300 bras
Mar 17, 2016 1:05 PM - English: yeah my wife has big ol tatas and has a real hard time finding bras
Mar 17, 2016 1:18 PM - theLumberJack: She found a specialty place online and tried to order one that was supposed to be her size and it didn't fit. Which is too bad because they were a lot cheaper than the local store that has ones her size
Mar 17, 2016 1:22 PM - Reechard: I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU
Mar 17, 2016 1:22 PM - Reechard: /sarcasm
Mar 17, 2016 1:22 PM - Reechard:
Mar 17, 2016 1:24 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 17, 2016 1:38 PM - Statboy: i was happy when my woman started gaining weight and added a cup size
Mar 17, 2016 1:52 PM - theLumberJack: she's gone up since i met her
Mar 17, 2016 1:52 PM - theLumberJack: and they were plenty big enough then
Mar 17, 2016 1:55 PM - Reechard:
Mar 17, 2016 1:55 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 17, 2016 1:57 PM - theLumberJack: rfeechard do you wish you had bigger boobs?
Mar 17, 2016 5:00 PM - English: he wishes lavabread had bigger boobs
Mar 17, 2016 5:13 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 17, 2016 6:43 PM - theLumberJack: anyone played shadowrun rpg?
Mar 17, 2016 6:44 PM - theLumberJack: (tabletop)
Mar 17, 2016 8:18 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i randomly want to play Anarchy online
Mar 17, 2016 10:33 PM - English: i havent LJ
Mar 17, 2016 10:34 PM - English: wouldnt mind trying if you find the book

 

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Mar 18, 2016 at 11:42 AM - theLumberJack: I've got a PDF of the core book I could send your way. One of my school mates is wanting to do a run with it
Mar 18, 2016 at 11:43 AM - theLumberJack: It's not exactly a simple rule set. I've been making a character for his game for like two weeks
Mar 18, 2016 at 12:02 PM - Hexalan: it's like the time i tried to play dark heresy
Mar 18, 2016 at 1:19 PM - Statboy: i've only done 3.5, pathfinder, and firefly
Mar 18, 2016 at 1:55 PM - theLumberJack: I didn't have a problem wrapping around dark heresy. Played 3-4 sessions with the same people as will shadowrun
Mar 18, 2016 at 1:55 PM - theLumberJack: Managed to be a crazy tech priest that soloed an encounter that was designed to take the four of us alive
Mar 18, 2016 at 1:56 PM - theLumberJack: The GMs face was amazing
Mar 18, 2016 at 1:58 PM - theLumberJack: I've played 3.5, pathfinder, dark heresy, and air ship pirates
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:07 PM - English: dark heresy is a little confusion
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:07 PM - English: confusing*
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:07 PM - English: the character creation at least
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:07 PM - Hexalan: yeah, mostly i was just busy/tired when the campaign was starting and i never finished creation
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:08 PM - Hexalan: all those d10s
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:12 PM - VaultBot: i&#039;m thinking it&#039;s time for a few minutes of break between scrubbing the house, producing a video and packing for my thingy tomorrow
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:12 PM - Statboy: strong point of firefly/serenity is that all characters are pre-generated and the rules are much simpler. You never roll a d20+whatevs, if your good at something you roll a d10 or d12, if you're bad at something you roll a d3 or d4
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:13 PM - Hexalan: is that a number-of-successes/failures system?
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:14 PM - Statboy: sort of, it has hero points for when you just own something, that you can spend later to add die's to a future roll.
Mar 18, 2016 at 2:16 PM - Statboy: i just really like the idea that your abilities and skills aren't based on modifiers but die size
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:09 PM - theLumberJack: dark heresy is d100 like call of cthulu
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:09 PM - theLumberJack: as far as i can tell shadowrun is a bathtub full of d6s
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:09 PM - theLumberJack: dice pools -> number of successes/failures
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:11 PM - theLumberJack: i dont explicitly remember how dh creation went about
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:20 PM - VaultBot: ... where the hell can i work with this sample size
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:20 PM - theLumberJack: so the more you have in a skill the more dice you throw at the gm
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:20 PM - theLumberJack: i mean roll
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:59 PM - Statboy: for firefly/serenity, you have a specific die size for each skill, ie rolling a d12 for a skill you're good at or a d4 for one you suck at. Hero points give a small amount of spendable die pool but always as a d6
Mar 18, 2016 at 3:59 PM - Statboy: there's no leveling or character creation. Its just the character as written
Mar 18, 2016 at 4:02 PM - VaultBot: 2k is 2048 horizontal
Mar 18, 2016 at 4:02 PM - theLumberJack: i like the die idea
Mar 18, 2016 at 4:02 PM - theLumberJack: dislike the only characters as written
Mar 18, 2016 at 4:02 PM - theLumberJack: making a character and fleshing them out is one of my favourite things
Mar 18, 2016 at 4:41 PM - Statboy: one of the biggest turnoffs a lot of people have to tabletop rpg, is the shear volume of time needed for creation and leveling. Firefly just cuts that and, cuts much of the fighting to give you a quick rp game
Mar 18, 2016 at 5:30 PM - VaultBot: ergo x-y must evaluate to zero
Mar 18, 2016 at 5:30 PM - iExic: im back for the weekend. i know ive been gone for a while. and i will only be on on the weekends until summer
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:09 PM - theLumberJack: yeah that makes sense stat
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:10 PM - theLumberJack: so for it do you roleplay specific characters? or specific builds?
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:10 PM - theLumberJack: Like rp'ing Mal versus rp'ing suave space captain role
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:14 PM - theLumberJack: I'd be down for a system where I can say, "I'm playing this role, give me that progression sheet (or w/e)"
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:25 PM - Statboy: yah, that's how it works, you can be Mal, Jane or any of the characters from the show
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:33 PM - iExic: is there any way kyrillon and i can give ourselves points to test things out
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:35 PM - iExic: well so far i blew 400 points on weapons and none of them worked
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:43 PM - VintagePC: heh
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:43 PM - VintagePC: umm
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:44 PM - VintagePC: lemme hop in
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:45 PM - iExic: ok im gonna re lauch gmod
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:45 PM - iExic: launch*
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:46 PM - VintagePC: sure
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:48 PM - iExic: gmod is being a pain
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:48 PM - iExic: ill be a minute
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:50 PM - VintagePC: yeah, I'm sitting at downloading icon_dp
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:50 PM - VintagePC twiddles thumbs
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:50 PM - iExic: huh it took me about a minute to download everything for the server
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:51 PM - iExic: yeah im in
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:54 PM - VintagePC: still stuck on that
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:54 PM - VintagePC: gonna disco and reconnect
Mar 18, 2016 at 7:54 PM - iExic: yeah
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:00 PM - VintagePC: may be a moot point, I don't know if there's even a command to give points
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:00 PM - iExic: moot?
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:01 PM - VintagePC: irrelevant point
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:01 PM - VintagePC: i.e. my joining to give points is irrelevant if there's no command to do so
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:01 PM - iExic: ah ok
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:02 PM - iExic: are you still joining
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:03 PM - VintagePC: still trying but I think I have another idea
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:03 PM - iExic: ok
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:05 PM - VintagePC: how many points do you currently have?
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:05 PM - iExic: 170
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:07 PM - VintagePC: trying to find you in the db
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:07 PM - VintagePC: got any hats equipped?
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:07 PM - iExic: yeah i have the text hat
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:08 PM - iExic: should i holster it
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:08 PM - VintagePC: unless I did this wrong, if you reconnect you should have a million points now
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:09 PM - iExic: oh sick
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:10 PM - iExic: it worked
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:10 PM - iExic: anks
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:10 PM - VaultBot: get to her homework
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:10 PM - iExic: thanks
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:11 PM - iExic: i cant buy anything because im not alive
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:12 PM - VintagePC: np
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:12 PM - Hexalan: gg
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:12 PM - VintagePC: may need a friend
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:13 PM - iExic: yeah ill ask some friends to get on
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:13 PM - VintagePC: thanks for testing - if you can get me a list of what works and what doesn't I can figure out what's different between them
Mar 18, 2016 at 8:13 PM - iExic: ok will do

 

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Mar 20, 2016 at 7:47 AM - VintagePC: rofl
Mar 20, 2016 at 7:47 AM - VintagePC: watching an entire street get towed because people didn't move their cars for a st pats parade
Mar 20, 2016 at 7:57 AM - VintagePC: street went from having cars to empty in the space of 10 minutes
Mar 20, 2016 at 9:17 AM - theLumberJack: that's beautiful
Mar 20, 2016 at 10:15 AM - VintagePC: I have also, in the past 2 hours, seen more street sweepers go by than all year.
Mar 20, 2016 at 10:20 AM - Statboy:

Mar 20, 2016 at 10:20 AM - Statboy: Not relevant to the conversation but funny, so I post it.
Mar 20, 2016 at 11:43 AM - theLumberJack: can't see it
Mar 20, 2016 at 12:43 PM - Hexalan: webp's aren't real images, stat
Mar 20, 2016 at 12:44 PM - Hexalan:

is this it?
Mar 20, 2016 at 12:56 PM - VaultBot: but why would they go from naming it 1080p to 4k
Mar 20, 2016 at 12:56 PM - theLumberJack: lol
Mar 20, 2016 at 12:56 PM - theLumberJack: fail
Mar 20, 2016 at 2:47 PM - VintagePC: hah. whole army of ghostbusters and LARPers just went by
Mar 20, 2016 at 8:38 PM - VintagePC:

Mar 20, 2016 at 8:39 PM - theLumberJack: that's beautiful
Mar 20, 2016 at 9:10 PM - Statboy: Cruz would be Canadian/ latino
Mar 20, 2016 at 9:44 PM - Hexalan: lol

 

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Mar 21, 2016 at 9:31 AM - Hexalan: just remembered this was a thing

Mar 21, 2016 at 10:11 AM - Statboy: Really, for Obama they went with Missouri, not the whole black thing
Mar 21, 2016 at 11:04 AM - VaultBot: psst, wanna buy a 240hz interlaced lcd monitor?
Mar 21, 2016 at 11:04 AM - theLumberJack: Well to be fair they did put the vermont thing for W instead of the whole chimp thing
Mar 21, 2016 at 11:17 AM - Statboy: lol, i did notice we elected a chimp for 4 elections straight now. Trump would make it an Orangutan.
Mar 21, 2016 at 11:37 AM - Statboy: you know, just for a change of pace
Mar 21, 2016 at 11:54 AM - theLumberJack: lol

 

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Mar 22, 2016 at 2:03 PM - theLumberJack: ive got the opening night jitters
Mar 22, 2016 at 2:15 PM - English: what is happening tonight?
Mar 22, 2016 at 4:20 PM - Reechard: LJ's tearing up his V card