1. Unfortunately it appears that the physical machine hosting our game servers is offline. Chances are that the appropriate people have already been notified and action is being taken. If this notice is up for extended periods, there is probably a wait-and-see situation such as a power or link outage. Thanks for your patience. (3:03:49 UTC)

Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

Discussion in 'Spam' started by VintagePC, Nov 6, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 12, 2016 6:13 AM - VintagePC: keep in mind this was funded before KS was such a craphole of fake projects
    May 12, 2016 6:14 AM - VaultBot: bow chicka wow wow
    May 12, 2016 6:14 AM - TimeCrush: Been jamming a little bit to this
    May 12, 2016 7:05 AM - VintagePC: fappy barfday
    May 12, 2016 7:07 AM - TimeCrush: =) Thanks
    May 12, 2016 7:48 AM - Reechard: speaking of craphole fake KS project
    May 12, 2016 7:48 AM - Reechard: I wonder when my CHIP is shipping
    May 12, 2016 9:01 AM - Statboy: happy birthday TC
    May 12, 2016 9:27 AM - English: Happy Birthday TC :):)
    May 12, 2016 9:28 AM - Hexalan: vasest
    May 12, 2016 9:28 AM - Hexalan: TC's buurrfdayy
    May 12, 2016 10:20 AM - VaultBot: stat must be the one everyones talking about it since they
    May 12, 2016 10:20 AM - TimeCrush: Thank you everyone.
    May 12, 2016 12:39 PM - theLumberJack: HAPPPY TC DAY
    May 12, 2016 2:13 PM - English: TLJ
    May 12, 2016 2:13 PM - English: you didnt give me the macro
    May 12, 2016 2:13 PM - theLumberJack: wut
    May 12, 2016 2:14 PM - English: there it is :p
    May 12, 2016 2:20 PM - theLumberJack: I wish you could just make your own template but they don't let you do that for free
    May 12, 2016 2:23 PM - English: lame :p
    May 12, 2016 2:24 PM - theLumberJack: If they let the free user script around then I'd have fucking totals in my macros so i wouldn't have to play with a calculator
    May 12, 2016 2:24 PM - English: man... totally just realized
    May 12, 2016 2:24 PM - English: my cancer trip build probably wont work against you two
    May 12, 2016 2:24 PM - English: :(
    May 12, 2016 2:28 PM - theLumberJack: Idessa doesn't have legs
    May 12, 2016 2:28 PM - theLumberJack: My CMD could be better
    May 12, 2016 2:34 PM - theLumberJack: But my character doesn't provoke when getting up from prone
    May 12, 2016 3:46 PM - Hexalan: i don't have legs, but stat ruled that i just get +4 stability bonus
    May 12, 2016 3:47 PM - theLumberJack: Still pretty anti trip build :p
    May 12, 2016 4:34 PM - Hexalan: what's the penalty to hit for a natural attack as part of full attack?
    May 12, 2016 4:34 PM - Hexalan: was it -4?
    May 12, 2016 4:45 PM - theLumberJack: Should be -5?
    May 12, 2016 6:16 PM - Ach Hans Run!: Are we feeling Gravity Bow being allowed with the ballista?
    May 12, 2016 6:33 PM - Statboy: lj is right, it is -5. All natural attacks are considered secondary if you attack with a manufactured weapon first. Secondary natural attacks take a -5
    May 12, 2016 6:55 PM - theLumberJack: gasp
    May 12, 2016 7:33 PM - SoL DarkLord: It's been a long day. else I would have done that sooner.
    May 12, 2016 7:39 PM - LavaRed: at least it got done
    May 12, 2016 7:39 PM - LavaRed: yall forgot MY birthday :p
    May 12, 2016 7:40 PM - SoL DarkLord: I didn't forget. I simplyforgot to say something.
    May 12, 2016 7:40 PM - SoL DarkLord: No topic was made for mine.
    May 12, 2016 7:40 PM - SoL DarkLord: /r 1d20+13
    May 12, 2016 7:41 PM - LavaRed: lol
    May 12, 2016 7:41 PM - SoL DarkLord rolls 1d20+13 - Result: 5 = (5+13) = 18
    May 12, 2016 7:41 PM - LavaRed: when was yours?
    May 12, 2016 7:41 PM - SoL DarkLord: Last Tuesday.
    May 12, 2016 7:42 PM - LavaRed: no way
    May 12, 2016 7:42 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yup.
    May 12, 2016 7:42 PM - SoL DarkLord: Just look at my facebook.
    May 12, 2016 7:42 PM - LavaRed: surely I said HBD on your bookface
    May 12, 2016 7:43 PM - theLumberJack rolls 1d20 + 17 - Result: 20 = (20+ 17) = 37
    May 12, 2016 7:43 PM - theLumberJack: dat crit
    May 12, 2016 7:43 PM - theLumberJack rolls 1d4 + 2 - Result: 2 = (2+ 2) = 4
    May 12, 2016 7:43 PM - theLumberJack: It did not like me wanting more than one set of dice
    May 12, 2016 7:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: Actually you did not lava.
    May 12, 2016 7:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: I was using this as my crafting roll for my new cloak of resistance.
    May 12, 2016 7:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: I succeeded.
    May 12, 2016 7:45 PM - LavaRed: I feex
    May 12, 2016 7:45 PM - theLumberJack: 17 is zanros' primary attack modifier
    May 12, 2016 7:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: I see that.
    May 12, 2016 7:45 PM - theLumberJack: would you buy a dog poop scooping robot
    May 12, 2016 7:46 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yes. Because I could use such a thing in my backyard.
    May 12, 2016 7:46 PM - VaultBot: has to be worse than pencils in that room so that he wouldn't have to play on it was just one time too many
    May 12, 2016 7:46 PM - LavaRed: To be fair, though, I am seriously the busiest person alive I swears it lol
    May 12, 2016 7:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: I know you are lava.
    May 12, 2016 7:47 PM - theLumberJack: excellent
    May 12, 2016 7:52 PM - SoL DarkLord: The DC for a CoR+2 is 11. as well.
    May 12, 2016 8:03 PM - theLumberJack: nice
    May 12, 2016 10:15 PM - Hexalan: we can wear anything besides backpack, right?
    May 12, 2016 10:15 PM - VaultBot: but the end result was an on-par or even a reference to osmos in it
    May 12, 2016 10:15 PM - Hexalan: like all of our amror and wearable magic items and stuff is cool
    May 12, 2016 10:15 PM - SoL DarkLord: Correct.
    May 12, 2016 10:58 PM - Statboy: yes
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 13, 2016 8:26 AM - English: I am a little upset that my trip build isnt going to work very well :( :( :(
    May 13, 2016 8:26 AM - English: 15 ft reach for trip
    May 13, 2016 8:27 AM - English: should have put it to disarm :(
    May 13, 2016 8:28 AM - English: totally forgot that idessa has no legs and Zanros is a swashbuckler :(
    May 13, 2016 8:33 AM - theLumberJack: Isal is a cleric
    May 13, 2016 8:33 AM - theLumberJack: trip dat bitch
    May 13, 2016 8:35 AM - theLumberJack: My GM for my shadowrun had a similar realisation, he maneouvered my character into a fisticuffs situation
    May 13, 2016 8:35 AM - theLumberJack: He forgot my character had the bioware improvement to increase bone density which makes your character punch like a fucking baseball bat and do lethal damage
    May 13, 2016 8:36 AM - VaultBot: i still beat it with my character maxed.
    May 13, 2016 8:36 AM - theLumberJack: and my characters hand is also a taser
    May 13, 2016 8:36 AM - theLumberJack: shadowrun is fun
    May 13, 2016 8:41 AM - English: sounds like it
    May 13, 2016 8:44 AM - theLumberJack: I think my favourite thing about is how quick combat is resolved.
    May 13, 2016 8:44 AM - theLumberJack: Rules wise at least
    May 13, 2016 9:13 AM - SoL DarkLord: My Friday night is Mythic, and one of his abilities I chose was essentially gloves of storing, and the GM forgot I store a bottle of alchemist fire in there at all times. We laughed as I burned down the goblin camp.
    May 13, 2016 9:13 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 13, 2016 9:14 AM - SoL DarkLord: I also hide a second short sword in there, in case he shall ever be disarmed.
    May 13, 2016 9:15 AM - theLumberJack: My shadowrun has a 'cyberholster' in his cyberleg. So if he gets disarmed he can take a remington roomsweeper out of his leg
    May 13, 2016 9:15 AM - theLumberJack: which is essentially a revolver-shotgun
    May 13, 2016 9:16 AM - SoL DarkLord: nice.
    May 13, 2016 9:16 AM - SoL DarkLord: Right now I haven't even used it all that much. Because most undead aren't going to try and disarm someone.
    May 13, 2016 9:51 AM - Hexalan: get snaked
    May 13, 2016 4:16 PM - Statboy: sol are you spending the 3 days to be in the tournament? I thought you were crafting
    May 13, 2016 4:56 PM - Statboy: Also english you should have control of your character on the map
    May 13, 2016 7:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: I will be in the tournament. I'll do the crafting once it's done.
    May 13, 2016 8:22 PM - English: Sorry sol :p
    May 13, 2016 8:22 PM - English: you are going to be on your back/face a lot this fight
    May 13, 2016 8:22 PM - VaultBot: there's rumors the note 4
    May 13, 2016 8:22 PM - SoL DarkLord: You think that.
    May 13, 2016 8:23 PM - SoL DarkLord: I very well could end up 30 ft in the air laughing at you.
    May 13, 2016 8:38 PM - SoL DarkLord: Did we forget to mention that one of the subdomains is exploration?
    May 13, 2016 8:42 PM - VaultBot: but cree's website says a max of 1000 lumens...totally not fishy
    May 13, 2016 8:42 PM - Hexalan: can i move through the water without penalty since i have natural swim?
    May 13, 2016 11:03 PM - Statboy: only if natural swim spd is equal to land spd
    May 13, 2016 11:03 PM - VaultBot: just another reason to not use kickstarter
    May 13, 2016 11:03 PM - Hexalan: it tis
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 13, 2016 at 11:03 PM - Statboy: only if natural swim spd is equal to land spd
    May 13, 2016 at 11:03 PM - VaultBot: just another reason to not use kickstarter
    May 13, 2016 at 11:03 PM - Hexalan: it tis
    May 13, 2016 at 11:57 PM - VaultBot: so here i am only talking about it though
    May 14, 2016 at 8:29 AM - theLumberJack: oh joy the crocodiles are in the turn order
    May 14, 2016 at 8:31 AM - Statboy: lol
    May 14, 2016 at 8:44 AM - VaultBot: clearly ginsu is at the bottom of list, it is the last half of a type of soup by taking two giant cups of it. when the ladle starts making that metal scrape noise on the spot -abe lincoln 1860
    May 14, 2016 at 8:44 AM - theLumberJack: sorry stat was in other room when you said hello
    May 14, 2016 at 8:45 AM - theLumberJack: Heian's token hasn't moved
    May 14, 2016 at 9:27 AM - theLumberJack: nope
    May 14, 2016 at 10:51 AM - Statboy: It seems like a good time to be a boy in high school. If they had these laws when I was 16 I would totally say I "identified" as a girl to share their lockers and showers :)
    May 14, 2016 at 10:52 AM - VintagePC: until the erection gives you away...
    May 14, 2016 at 10:53 AM - Statboy: I was actually thinking it would be like the time I took sewing in order to meet all the girls. The class had 16 students and the other 13 boys in the class were there for the same reason as me
    May 14, 2016 at 10:56 AM - Statboy: Have I ever told you guys the story about how I made the freshman girls volleyball team in HS? I miss being able to pull those kind of shenanigans without being sued, arrested, or labeled a bigot
    May 14, 2016 at 11:23 AM - LavaRed: hehe
    May 14, 2016 at 8:48 PM - MiKapp1t: Hello! I've made it to the forums to request a proposition although unsure where to post. Is there a PM system?
    May 14, 2016 at 8:49 PM - VintagePC: depends what you have in mind, but perhaps the Suggestion box (http://www.vaultf4.com/forums/the-suggestion-box.68/) is what you need?
    May 14, 2016 at 8:49 PM - MiKapp1t: Thanks! Will check it out :)
    May 14, 2016 at 8:51 PM - MiKapp1t: Created: http://www.vaultf4.com/threads/partnership-offer.3821/
    May 14, 2016 at 8:57 PM - VintagePC: and replied
    May 14, 2016 at 10:31 PM - Hexalan: is stat alive
    May 14, 2016 at 10:56 PM - Statboy: no
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 14, 2016 11:10 PM - Hexalan: how the arena fights work? cause it 3 days long
    May 14, 2016 11:10 PM - Hexalan: are there only winners after the three days?
    May 15, 2016 9:03 AM - Statboy: The fighting is 3 days because 3,500 in gp and 8,000.8 gp in prizes are on the table. Making it far more lucrative than anything you can do in a single day
    May 15, 2016 9:37 AM - SoL DarkLord: I can see 4 more cloaks of resistance +2 in our futures if we succeed here.
    May 15, 2016 9:52 AM - Statboy: listed the rewards, an ioun stone, a belt of +2 con and a signal whistle
    May 15, 2016 11:11 AM - SoL DarkLord: I can see the use of the belt, the ioun stone it depends on the color of the stone.
    May 15, 2016 11:31 AM - English: damn you and your fly...
    May 15, 2016 11:31 AM - English: well I could try and grapple you
    May 15, 2016 11:32 AM - English: We Shall See!
    May 15, 2016 12:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yea... I love the exploration sub domain. Not many flying clerics.
    May 15, 2016 12:23 PM - SoL DarkLord: Also that's probably the best out of the spells I have in store for this.
    May 15, 2016 2:19 PM - Statboy: You still have time to AOO him you wanted to english, i'm flexible about those. Because I wan't to let the next person play rather than sit and wait on AOO's to be called
    May 15, 2016 2:19 PM - Statboy: Also if anybody wants to say they'll AOO under specific conditions they can send me a convo
    May 15, 2016 2:29 PM - VaultBot: idc if it isn't perfect
    May 15, 2016 2:29 PM - theLumberJack: zanros will do it pretty much any time he can
    May 15, 2016 2:29 PM - VaultBot: id assume east/mid east area. i forget where they were when they got moved a while
    May 15, 2016 2:29 PM - theLumberJack: since he has a fuckton
    May 15, 2016 2:38 PM - Statboy: If your around LJ can you make a knowledge nature for the Arena
    May 15, 2016 2:44 PM - English: Hex
    May 15, 2016 2:44 PM - English: what feats do you have now?
    May 15, 2016 3:14 PM - VaultBot: and we shall see what trollery it gets up to silver?
    May 15, 2016 3:14 PM - theLumberJack: zanros doesn't have knowledge nature
    May 15, 2016 3:21 PM - Statboy: make it untrained in this circumstance
    May 15, 2016 3:24 PM - theLumberJack: how unusually
    May 15, 2016 3:33 PM - theLumberJack: Well that wasn't terrible
    May 15, 2016 3:37 PM - theLumberJack: Delish halfling on the menu
    May 15, 2016 5:08 PM - Hexalan: fey foundling, greater mercy, power attack
    May 15, 2016 5:10 PM - Hexalan: sol, the arena awards are in the second post of the thread
    May 15, 2016 5:42 PM - English: That wasnt very nice hex
    May 15, 2016 5:42 PM - English: I told you my AC
    May 15, 2016 5:42 PM - English: you tell me your [email protected]
    May 15, 2016 5:44 PM - VintagePC: no english, hex does not want to play "show me yours I'll show you mine"
    May 15, 2016 5:45 PM - VintagePC: Bad ENGRISH!
    May 15, 2016 5:50 PM - English: its okay. gonna try and troll these two the best i can
    May 15, 2016 6:05 PM - theLumberJack: Ah
    May 15, 2016 6:05 PM - theLumberJack: Heian is a swashbuckler as well
    May 15, 2016 6:23 PM - theLumberJack: dat shortbow
    May 15, 2016 6:23 PM - Statboy: i'm thinking that was a hit
    May 15, 2016 6:24 PM - Statboy: deadly aim feat is power attack for ranged
    May 15, 2016 6:29 PM - theLumberJack: Yeah Zanros' will have to take piranha strike at lvl 9
    May 15, 2016 6:35 PM - Statboy: holy crap you're damage output with that will be insane
    May 15, 2016 6:36 PM - theLumberJack: :cool:
    May 15, 2016 8:50 PM - Hexalan: should i take vital strike?
    May 15, 2016 8:51 PM - Hexalan: actually no vital strike is useless dang
    May 15, 2016 8:51 PM - Hexalan: can't even charge
     
  5. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 16, 2016 at 5:17 AM - English: nah vital strike is terribad
    May 16, 2016 at 5:29 AM - theLumberJack: Someone Brian fuck some snake bitch up
    May 16, 2016 at 5:30 AM - theLumberJack: Come on heian
    May 16, 2016 at 5:30 AM - VaultBot: idk if there are private servers still up i know pengoo
    May 16, 2016 at 5:30 AM - theLumberJack: That's what I get for using shout box on my phone
    May 16, 2016 at 6:08 AM - English: Take that snake lady! If only i could fling the weapon as part of a disarm since i am using a whip
    May 16, 2016 at 9:22 AM - Statboy: rofl, there is a feat tree that ends in flinging a weapon back at anybody in range
    May 16, 2016 at 9:27 AM - English: Oh damn.. Didnt even know about that tree stat :p
    May 16, 2016 at 9:29 AM - Statboy: improved disarm, greater disarm, directed disarm
    May 16, 2016 at 9:30 AM - English: rofl
    May 16, 2016 at 9:35 AM - English: Lol Tripping Strike, Make a trip attempt when you score a critical hit
    May 16, 2016 at 9:35 AM - English: on a 15-20 crit swashbuckler? so dirty
    May 16, 2016 at 9:35 AM - English: Bam crit, trip, AoO because you got tripped
    May 16, 2016 at 9:35 AM - English: Proceed with rest of your attacks
    May 16, 2016 at 9:36 AM - English: so dirty
    May 16, 2016 at 9:38 AM - English: a trip build is so funny
    May 16, 2016 at 9:39 AM - Statboy: have you seen the rogue sneak dagger build?
    May 16, 2016 at 9:43 AM - VaultBot: gg google translate
    May 16, 2016 at 9:43 AM - Statboy: there's a rogue archetype that makes any dagger do d8's instead of d6's for sneak damage. Couple that with improved feint, and you few other feats/rogue tricks and you can do your sneak damage on every attack
    May 16, 2016 at 9:44 AM - Statboy: so you could end up with at level 5, a small character that adds 3d8 damage to nearly every thrown dagger
    May 16, 2016 at 9:45 AM - English: ewww
    May 16, 2016 at 9:45 AM - English: lol
    May 16, 2016 at 9:46 AM - Statboy: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/rogue/archetypes/paizo---rogue-archetypes/knife-master
    May 16, 2016 at 10:15 AM - English: Im making a monk trip build
    May 16, 2016 at 10:15 AM - English: and so far I have a +33 to trip
    May 16, 2016 at 10:15 AM - English: Can make a trip every time I crti
    May 16, 2016 at 10:15 AM - English: crit*
    May 16, 2016 at 10:16 AM - English: or when I kick my opponent with an unarmed strike
    May 16, 2016 at 10:57 AM - SoL DarkLord: So I got my grandpa's camera working again... wasn't hard. But I need a way to capture it to my computers.
    May 16, 2016 at 11:14 AM - SoL DarkLord: I was about to demand will saves. but I thought... nah... why do that when I can summon a dire boar to cause some trouble.
    May 16, 2016 at 11:58 AM - VaultBot: ... where the hell isn't 2k double the lumens
    May 16, 2016 at 11:58 AM - Statboy: lol, you can control the dire boar under your character
    May 16, 2016 at 12:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'm not going to try and control it.
    May 16, 2016 at 12:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: Either someone will kill it, or the spell will end before I have to land. and I have a bow.
    May 16, 2016 at 12:40 PM - SoL DarkLord: But since summoning it takes a round it's going to be some time.
    May 16, 2016 at 12:52 PM - VaultBot: heian is a swashbuckler as well
    May 16, 2016 at 12:52 PM - Statboy: he moves on your turn if he lives that long
    May 16, 2016 at 1:04 PM - theLumberJack: Stat does Zanros have cover from Stinkeye b/c of this tree/bush?
    May 16, 2016 at 1:06 PM - English: Gonna take my AoO on Sol
    May 16, 2016 at 1:09 PM - theLumberJack: How deep is the water?
    May 16, 2016 at 1:14 PM - English: Damn. my roll of 4 isnt good enough :(
    May 16, 2016 at 1:14 PM - SoL DarkLord: Nope, you need at least a 9.
    May 16, 2016 at 1:15 PM - English: That awkward moment, when the cleric can summon something equally as strong as his enemy
    May 16, 2016 at 1:15 PM - English: will just have to trip that thing too :p
    May 16, 2016 at 1:17 PM - Statboy: dire boar is CR4, i have no doubt you could handle that with ease english
    May 16, 2016 at 1:20 PM - English: my character is a CR4
    May 16, 2016 at 1:20 PM - English: so in essence it should be a fair fight ebtween myself and the direboar
    May 16, 2016 at 1:20 PM - English: assuming no one else tries to kill me while i deal with the boar :p
    May 16, 2016 at 1:20 PM - theLumberJack: If sol doesn't control it might go for the snake
    May 16, 2016 at 1:21 PM - English: in theory it would probably go for its biggest threat
    May 16, 2016 at 1:21 PM - English: if he isn't going to actively control it
    May 16, 2016 at 1:22 PM - English: I should have just made myself a monk
    May 16, 2016 at 1:22 PM - English: this would have worked out much better :p
    May 16, 2016 at 1:22 PM - English: would have had multiple trip opportunities
    May 16, 2016 at 1:23 PM - theLumberJack: Let's see how that nixie holds up to zanros'
    May 16, 2016 at 1:38 PM - VaultBot: 2k is 2048 horizontal
    May 16, 2016 at 1:38 PM - SoL DarkLord: I thought about a crocodile, but we have enough of those in the field.
    May 16, 2016 at 1:42 PM - theLumberJack: Do we?
    May 16, 2016 at 1:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: There are 4 still alive, so yes.
    May 16, 2016 at 1:46 PM - theLumberJack: There's 1 dead, so you could've replaced it
    May 16, 2016 at 1:56 PM - Statboy: Zanros forgot to make his will save?
    May 16, 2016 at 1:57 PM - theLumberJack: No it'
    May 16, 2016 at 1:57 PM - theLumberJack: is there
    May 16, 2016 at 1:57 PM - theLumberJack: http://www.vaultf4.com/threads/mummys-mask-arena-battle-royale.3817/page-2#post-24249
    May 16, 2016 at 1:58 PM - Statboy: i see it now, you passed and are not stunned
    May 16, 2016 at 1:58 PM - VaultBot: i almost shit myself
    May 16, 2016 at 1:58 PM - theLumberJack: LD
    May 16, 2016 at 1:58 PM - theLumberJack: :D
    May 16, 2016 at 2:00 PM - theLumberJack: Is my foe still concious?
    May 16, 2016 at 2:01 PM - theLumberJack: :D
    May 16, 2016 at 2:06 PM - English: Come At me Idessa!
    May 16, 2016 at 2:16 PM - theLumberJack: But there's a boar in the way!
    May 16, 2016 at 2:20 PM - theLumberJack: my homework just got a lot easier when i decided to solve it numerically
    May 16, 2016 at 8:35 PM - Hexalan: does english have improved disarm?
    May 16, 2016 at 8:40 PM - Statboy: that's not something you get to know
    May 16, 2016 at 8:42 PM - Hexalan: oh he moved out of range first didn't he
    May 16, 2016 at 8:42 PM - Hexalan: if you disarm from cqc without improved disarm i get an aoo
    May 16, 2016 at 8:43 PM - Hexalan: actually the post says he moves after disarming
    May 16, 2016 at 8:44 PM - Hexalan: but he did step-dodge last round so none of it matters does it
    May 16, 2016 at 8:44 PM - Statboy: assume he doesn't have it, and he'll speak up if he does
    May 16, 2016 at 8:44 PM - Hexalan: naw, he's actually out of range anyway
    May 16, 2016 at 8:45 PM - Hexalan: i'll hit him next time
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 17, 2016 6:03 AM - SoL DarkLord: Alright I have my caracter sheet up on my google drive, since I am returning to work today, meaning I will check during break and lunch.
    May 17, 2016 8:25 AM - Statboy: Does Zanros have a magical scarf?
    May 17, 2016 8:41 AM - VaultBot: just means i know to keep track of
    May 17, 2016 8:41 AM - theLumberJack: No but the scarf is part of his daily obedience
    May 17, 2016 8:43 AM - Statboy: i thought you had some ranks into survival LJ?
    May 17, 2016 8:44 AM - theLumberJack: God I was so tired yesterday I didn't even think of that
    May 17, 2016 8:49 AM - Statboy: I think we broke it. I can't see VB's post at all
    May 17, 2016 8:51 AM - Statboy: It looks like VB's post should have started page 2 of the thread, but apparently he can't?
    May 17, 2016 8:52 AM - Statboy: We'll just have to wait for Vint, and hope he doesn't fish slap us for breaking his mini-me
    May 17, 2016 8:56 AM - theLumberJack: I saw it before I closed the page
    May 17, 2016 8:56 AM - theLumberJack: It was 34
    May 17, 2016 8:56 AM - theLumberJack: jk it was 10
    May 17, 2016 8:57 AM - Statboy: rofl 1d20+4=34, yah Statboy will believe that
    May 17, 2016 8:57 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 17, 2016 8:57 AM - Statboy: A 10 doesn't reveal anything
    May 17, 2016 8:58 AM - theLumberJack: Yeah I didn't think taking 10 would reveal anything at only a 14
    May 17, 2016 8:59 AM - Statboy: you guys are reaching the point were most DC's are 20 and up. You've even faced a trap that had a DC to find of 40
    May 17, 2016 8:59 AM - theLumberJack: Yes. Survival is not a class skill for me so I won't putting more ranks into it probably
    May 17, 2016 9:01 AM - Statboy: i thought you had 2 ranks in sentinel now?
    May 17, 2016 9:02 AM - theLumberJack: oh shit that does make it a class skill
    May 17, 2016 9:02 AM - theLumberJack: so I got 13!
    May 17, 2016 9:02 AM - Statboy: lol, where's the facepalm emoji?
    May 17, 2016 9:02 AM - theLumberJack: :p
    May 17, 2016 9:03 AM - Statboy: :facepalm
    May 17, 2016 9:14 AM - English: Stat. I really love this Lonely Zombie song
    May 17, 2016 9:17 AM - theLumberJack: No speakers and left my headphones at home :(
    May 17, 2016 9:18 AM - English: Im just a lonely zombieeeeeeeeeeeeee
    May 17, 2016 9:18 AM - English: where have all the brains gone :(
    May 17, 2016 9:19 AM - English: IM JUST A LONELY ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    May 17, 2016 9:19 AM - theLumberJack: rofl
    May 17, 2016 9:19 AM - English: i really just wanna eat some brains brains brains
    May 17, 2016 9:19 AM - English: mrrrraaaarrghghhhllllll
    May 17, 2016 9:19 AM - English: Heian is getting the fuck out of that situation
    May 17, 2016 9:19 AM - English: he want nothing to do with that nonsense
    May 17, 2016 9:20 AM - VaultBot: bush 9/11 inside job aliens mexico rabble rabble
    May 17, 2016 9:20 AM - Statboy: thats the origanal lonely zombie song
    May 17, 2016 9:27 AM - Statboy: Isal's turn
    May 17, 2016 9:31 AM - theLumberJack: dat magic
    May 17, 2016 9:34 AM - theLumberJack: Same effect?
    May 17, 2016 9:34 AM - English: Dat magic
    May 17, 2016 10:00 AM - Statboy: yah same effect
    May 17, 2016 11:51 AM - Hexalan: isal has a boat?
    May 17, 2016 12:09 PM - VaultBot: cheek to cheek
    May 17, 2016 12:09 PM - English: on a boat?
    May 17, 2016 12:19 PM - Statboy: i believe he meant Boar
    May 17, 2016 12:20 PM - VaultBot: still not titanfall being on sale...
    May 17, 2016 12:20 PM - Statboy: the r and t are right next to each other on the keyboard
    May 17, 2016 12:31 PM - English: yeah. he summoned a dire boar
    May 17, 2016 12:32 PM - English: which frankly i think is BS
    May 17, 2016 12:32 PM - English: but Paizo said its okay
    May 17, 2016 12:32 PM - English: most of the things you can summon with Summon Monster III is like a regular boar
    May 17, 2016 12:32 PM - VaultBot: i bet no one else tries to kill yourself talking to them
    May 17, 2016 12:32 PM - English: or an ape
    May 17, 2016 12:33 PM - English: All CR 2 tuff
    May 17, 2016 12:33 PM - English: stuff*
    May 17, 2016 12:33 PM - English: but because of some stupid alternate summoning options
    May 17, 2016 12:33 PM - English: here lets give you CR4 options for a 3rd level spell...
    May 17, 2016 12:35 PM - English: but paizo does some silly things some times
    May 17, 2016 12:36 PM - English: Like Dire Boar is on the SM IV list
    May 17, 2016 12:36 PM - English: but if you really want to
    May 17, 2016 12:36 PM - English: you can summon it as SMIII
    May 17, 2016 12:50 PM - Statboy: the boar missed because he has crap for attack
    May 17, 2016 12:51 PM - Statboy: imo that all summoning is good for is to be a meat shield, it seems like you can never summon anything that can actually fight
    May 17, 2016 12:54 PM - Statboy: though he could have summoned this http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/aberrations/choker
    May 17, 2016 12:55 PM - theLumberJack: chokers are excellen
    May 17, 2016 12:55 PM - Statboy: one of the randoms encounters you guys didn't roll was 1d6 chokers
    May 17, 2016 12:56 PM - theLumberJack: terrifying
    May 17, 2016 1:02 PM - Statboy: the max level encounter which you guys also didn't get was 1d12 giant black widow spooders
    May 17, 2016 1:03 PM - Statboy: rnd 1, 12 web attacks to entangle everyone but the spiders, rnd 2 dinner
    May 17, 2016 1:04 PM - theLumberJack: Zanros pours alchemical solvent over the webs
    May 17, 2016 1:04 PM - theLumberJack: Proceeds to kill spiders
    May 17, 2016 1:07 PM - Statboy: each spider could do 30ft by 30ft of web, and the solvent would only cover 1 square. It would be stand in one place let them come at you
    May 17, 2016 1:07 PM - theLumberJack: Jesus
    May 17, 2016 1:07 PM - theLumberJack: Is the stuff flammable?
    May 17, 2016 1:08 PM - Statboy: it really would be try to free yourself from your one square fight, and hope everyone can do the same. 10ft of web provides 100% cover from ranged
    May 17, 2016 1:08 PM - Statboy: i don't know
    May 17, 2016 1:09 PM - Statboy: google has the answer though
    May 17, 2016 1:09 PM - Statboy: The strands of a web spell are flammable. A flaming weapon can slash them away as easily as a hand brushes away cobwebs. Any fire can set the webs alight and burn away one 5-foot square in 1 round. All creatures within flaming webs take 2d4 points of fire damage from the flames.
    May 17, 2016 1:09 PM - Statboy: its not a web spell, but i'd rule it the same
    May 17, 2016 1:10 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 17, 2016 1:10 PM - theLumberJack: Alchemically solvent, start throwing fire
    May 17, 2016 1:14 PM - theLumberJack: Burn the rest of the party to death
    May 17, 2016 1:18 PM - English: #SaveYourself
    May 17, 2016 1:18 PM - English: #NoHerosHere
    May 17, 2016 1:23 PM - theLumberJack: The fire will redeem their souls
    May 17, 2016 1:24 PM - theLumberJack: Glory to the dawnflower
    May 17, 2016 3:21 PM - Hexalan: divine bond - flaming weapon
    May 17, 2016 4:10 PM - SoL DarkLord: Dat boar is gruesome.
    May 17, 2016 4:11 PM - Hexalan: disarm the boar
    May 17, 2016 4:11 PM - Hexalan: i dare you
    May 17, 2016 4:12 PM - Hexalan: is that tournament single elimination?
    May 17, 2016 4:12 PM - Hexalan: or is there some sort of rating system?
    May 17, 2016 4:12 PM - SoL DarkLord: Cause that's a crit.
    May 17, 2016 4:12 PM - Hexalan: oh dang
    May 17, 2016 4:15 PM - SoL DarkLord: If the crit confirms. that's 31 damage to Heian.
    May 17, 2016 4:17 PM - VaultBot: yeah... not sure i could do it
    May 17, 2016 4:17 PM - SoL DarkLord makes note to summon more dire boars during boss fights
    May 17, 2016 4:20 PM - Statboy: it's a one fight winner take all melee hex
    May 17, 2016 4:21 PM - VaultBot: i use
    May 17, 2016 4:21 PM - SoL DarkLord: Unfortunately for Heian boars like squishy targets.
     
  7. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 17, 2016 at 4:23 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh stat did you also forget that I only have to sleep two hours. so I have plenty of crafting time.
    May 17, 2016 at 4:25 PM - Statboy: you still max at 8 hrs a day of craft time, but that would let you craft on days you otherwise wouldn't be able to
    May 17, 2016 at 4:27 PM - SoL DarkLord: I am only participating in the tourny after that it's all about crafting.
    May 17, 2016 at 4:29 PM - Statboy: Heian just got hurt
    May 17, 2016 at 4:29 PM - SoL DarkLord: bad or real bad?
    May 17, 2016 at 4:46 PM - Statboy: we'll a boar bite into him
    May 17, 2016 at 5:09 PM - SoL DarkLord: Well ran his tusks through him more likely.
    May 17, 2016 at 6:02 PM - Statboy: the croc will oblige Zanros, if you want to go ahead and hit him
    May 17, 2016 at 7:35 PM - VintagePC: noot noot, another free trial of amazon prime
    May 17, 2016 at 7:39 PM - English: calling BS on the boar running away from a target right next to it
    May 17, 2016 at 7:39 PM - English: to the one that is near 50ft away
    May 17, 2016 at 7:39 PM - English: but w.e
    May 17, 2016 at 7:39 PM - English: yes it confirmed
    May 17, 2016 at 7:42 PM - English: actually
    May 17, 2016 at 7:42 PM - English: wait
    May 17, 2016 at 7:43 PM - Statboy: i don't force wild empathy or handle animal checks to direct a summoned animal to attack who you want to attack
    May 17, 2016 at 7:44 PM - English: yeah except when he said that he wasnt going to control it
    May 17, 2016 at 7:45 PM - English: but he can reneg on that at any time
    May 17, 2016 at 8:21 PM - VaultBot: make her ass red
    May 17, 2016 at 8:21 PM - Hexalan: dang can't charge straight at heian again with the boar there
    May 17, 2016 at 10:38 PM - Hexalan: looool [​IMG]
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 17, 2016 11:48 PM - SoL DarkLord: Boars would be more known to attack someone not decked out in heavy armor. They want quicker simpler meals.
    May 17, 2016 11:52 PM - SoL DarkLord: At least dire boars do. They're mainly scavengers.
    May 18, 2016 12:51 AM - Carcajou: ~blinks~
    May 18, 2016 12:52 AM - SoL DarkLord: Oh hello Carca. Been a long time since you've visited.
    May 18, 2016 12:54 AM - Carcajou: yeah.... lots has happened
    May 18, 2016 12:54 AM - Carcajou: 1. I have a job
    May 18, 2016 12:54 AM - Carcajou: 2. I have a house
    May 18, 2016 12:55 AM - Carcajou: 3. Finally am willing to look at my PC again
    May 18, 2016 12:55 AM - Carcajou: :)
    May 18, 2016 12:56 AM - Carcajou: oh...
    May 18, 2016 12:56 AM - Carcajou: 4. ive got a ps4
    May 18, 2016 12:59 AM - SoL DarkLord: Nice.
    May 18, 2016 1:00 AM - SoL DarkLord: I thought about a PS4, but I figured with Kingdom Hearts 3 on Xbox One as well why bother. It would be a large waste of money to buy one console just for one game.
    May 18, 2016 5:09 AM - theLumberJack: I MISSED CARCAJOU
    May 18, 2016 5:12 AM - SoL DarkLord: Yup.
    May 18, 2016 5:12 AM - theLumberJack: Morning SOL
    May 18, 2016 5:15 AM - theLumberJack: What's up today?
    May 18, 2016 5:34 AM - SoL DarkLord: Work and more applications to fill out.
    May 18, 2016 5:35 AM - theLumberJack: What are you applying for?
    May 18, 2016 5:57 AM - SoL DarkLord: Various jobs in Michigan.
    May 18, 2016 5:58 AM - SoL DarkLord: At this point I don't care if I stick with factory work, just need to get out of this dead end job going no where.
    May 18, 2016 5:59 AM - theLumberJack: I hope you find something man
    May 18, 2016 6:07 AM - SoL DarkLord: Just when I thought I found one that I'd be perfect for. "Application Deadline: May 10th 2016"
    May 18, 2016 6:07 AM - SoL DarkLord: >.>
    May 18, 2016 6:08 AM - theLumberJack: Maybe if you call they will still take one?
    May 18, 2016 6:11 AM - SoL DarkLord: On second thought. that job is outside of my desired range. by 2 hours...
    May 18, 2016 6:51 AM - theLumberJack: Ah
    May 18, 2016 6:54 AM - theLumberJack lava
    May 18, 2016 6:54 AM - VaultBot: you didn't answer my question lava
    May 18, 2016 6:54 AM - VaultBot: gonna intimidate vintage into doing lava's hw
    May 18, 2016 7:01 AM - theLumberJack: There is not enough coffee inside me yet
    May 18, 2016 9:28 AM - Statboy: LJ, you don't know how lucky you got, that croc had a less than 50% chance of hitting lilith, and then had only a 1 in 3 chance of hitting her instead of a mirror image
    May 18, 2016 9:35 AM - Statboy: But that's why we roll the dice, one roll a croc can save you, and on the next a boar can score a random ass crit and own you :)
    May 18, 2016 9:56 AM - English: yeahhhh that fucked me up
    May 18, 2016 3:58 PM - English: Ok seriously?
    May 18, 2016 3:58 PM - English: a 2?
    May 18, 2016 3:59 PM - SoL DarkLord: Man the forums do not like you.
    May 18, 2016 4:00 PM - English: Nope
    May 18, 2016 4:00 PM - English: All i needed to roll was an 8 and the attack would have been negated
    May 18, 2016 4:00 PM - English: and could have taken an AoO against the boar
    May 18, 2016 4:01 PM - English: now i have to step back again and drink another potion
    May 18, 2016 4:01 PM - English: because tripping it is like a 50/50 shot
    May 18, 2016 4:04 PM - English: and whoever at paizo decided to add a dire boar to a 3rd level summon spell is an asshole
    May 18, 2016 4:04 PM - English: lol
    May 18, 2016 4:04 PM - English: like srsly. Why would you take Summon Monster IV when you can cast Summon Monster III and get the same monster
    May 18, 2016 4:04 PM - English: #logi
    May 18, 2016 4:04 PM - VaultBot: lava being jelly
    May 18, 2016 4:04 PM - English: #logic*
    May 18, 2016 4:08 PM - theLumberJack: Zanros is not afraid of fire
    May 18, 2016 4:08 PM - SoL DarkLord: Someone who clearly couldn't wait that long in Kingmaker.
    May 18, 2016 4:08 PM - theLumberJack: Don't you remember what happened last time Zanros caught fire stat
    May 18, 2016 4:08 PM - SoL DarkLord: Because it's fro Adventure path 32, which is kingmaker book 2.
    May 18, 2016 4:11 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh to be an even bigger dick, you can apply templates to it, such as celestial and entropic..
    May 18, 2016 4:11 PM - theLumberJack: Also can I move through the trunk square or no?
    May 18, 2016 4:15 PM - Statboy: trunk squares are only partial cover, moving through is fine
    May 18, 2016 4:18 PM - Statboy: templates are too OP, no templates on summoned. Plus its a bitch to figure out
    May 18, 2016 4:20 PM - theLumberJack: sorry 4th wall
    May 18, 2016 4:32 PM - SoL DarkLord: We doing anyting over mumble tonight? Justtrying to plan some things out otherwise.
    May 18, 2016 4:32 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'm surprised the half-orc did't join the Battle Royale.
    May 18, 2016 4:36 PM - theLumberJack: I don't think we are
    May 18, 2016 4:36 PM - theLumberJack: I'm still at the university banging my head off an assignment
    May 18, 2016 4:37 PM - SoL DarkLord: Also LJ, that's just rude.
    May 18, 2016 4:37 PM - theLumberJack: I have no ranged attacks!
    May 18, 2016 4:37 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh well... I have a special spell just for you.... though I may have to bust it out for Heian as well.
    May 18, 2016 4:37 PM - SoL DarkLord: Damn it's touch, never mind.
    May 18, 2016 4:38 PM - theLumberJack grins.
    May 18, 2016 4:38 PM - SoL DarkLord: One of you will get it.
    May 18, 2016 4:42 PM - SoL DarkLord: Even if it means I have to temporary land to cast it on you.
    May 18, 2016 4:45 PM - Statboy: Its funny you should say that LJ because if you hadn't have dropped Gabby, Lilith has a fireball with 400ft range and 30ft radius she would've used on them.
    May 18, 2016 4:46 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 18, 2016 4:47 PM - Carcajou: FAWK!! finally after kicking, screaming, swearing and punching my pc in the balls i got rocksmith to work with the CDLC
    May 18, 2016 4:49 PM - Statboy: so the croc that rolled a 15 to drop Lilith and save Zanros, also rolls a nat 1 when Zanros provokes an AoO
    May 18, 2016 4:49 PM - Carcajou: ....i have no idea wth is going on but punch it in the dick
    May 18, 2016 4:51 PM - theLumberJack: essentially my halfling is invincible and this crocodile is bad at everything
    May 18, 2016 5:11 PM - Hexalan: nat 20 lol
    May 18, 2016 5:12 PM - Hexalan: sorry whipman
    May 18, 2016 5:22 PM - Hexalan: we don't confirm crits, do we?
    May 18, 2016 5:22 PM - Statboy: no
    May 18, 2016 5:22 PM - Hexalan: lol
    May 18, 2016 5:23 PM - Hexalan: sorry english
    May 18, 2016 5:28 PM - Statboy: if it's any consolation english Zanros might die faster
    May 18, 2016 5:31 PM - Hexalan: is heian level 4?
    May 18, 2016 5:32 PM - Statboy: level 5, cause he had the opportunity to build a cancer build, and I wanted you PC's to have at least a slighter higher than 50% chance of winning
    May 18, 2016 5:33 PM - Hexalan: lol that's what i was thinking
    May 18, 2016 5:33 PM - VaultBot: cuz 9/11 jokes
    May 18, 2016 5:41 PM - English: and yes you do have to confirm
    May 18, 2016 5:42 PM - Hexalan: naw i know it's raw, but i'm pretty sure we houseruled out confirming crits
    May 18, 2016 5:43 PM - English: How did you go from 1d8 damage to 2d10?
    May 18, 2016 5:43 PM - English: for crit?
    May 18, 2016 5:43 PM - English: and were you attacking me?
    May 18, 2016 5:43 PM - Hexalan: you are whipman
    May 18, 2016 5:43 PM - Hexalan: halberd is 1d10 damage, x3 on crit
    May 18, 2016 5:44 PM - English: you never said whipman
    May 18, 2016 5:45 PM - English: but if you are attacking me then I am dead
    May 18, 2016 5:45 PM - English: i was at 13
    May 18, 2016 5:45 PM - Hexalan: oh i called your boarbait that time
    May 18, 2016 5:45 PM - English: my char is dead dead
    May 18, 2016 5:48 PM - English: womp womp my cancer tripper never got to flourish :(
    May 18, 2016 5:48 PM - Hexalan: don't you have 20 ac?
    May 18, 2016 5:48 PM - Hexalan: heian's brother can come looking for his body and help us kill stuff instead
     
  9. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 18, 2016 at 5:48 PM - English: yeah
    May 18, 2016 at 5:48 PM - English: 20 ac
    May 18, 2016 at 5:49 PM - Hexalan: shite how much max hp do you even have
    May 18, 2016 at 5:49 PM - English: he only had like 47
    May 18, 2016 at 5:49 PM - English: level 5
    May 18, 2016 at 5:49 PM - English: i took average
    May 18, 2016 at 5:50 PM - Hexalan: what's your con?
    May 18, 2016 at 5:50 PM - English: 14
    May 18, 2016 at 5:50 PM - Hexalan: dang
    May 18, 2016 at 5:51 PM - Hexalan: so maybe if you were at max health
    May 18, 2016 at 5:51 PM - Hexalan: you wouldn't end up completely dead
    May 18, 2016 at 5:51 PM - English: yarp
    May 18, 2016 at 5:51 PM - English: i think id still be in negatives
    May 18, 2016 at 5:53 PM - Hexalan: like 3 hp of wiggle room before superdeath
    May 18, 2016 at 5:53 PM - Hexalan: what're you supposed to be at now, like -20some?
    May 18, 2016 at 5:53 PM - English: i just took like 40 something points
    May 18, 2016 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan: 56
    May 18, 2016 at 5:54 PM - English: yeah im at like -40
    May 18, 2016 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan: the boar missed you, and you drnk that serious wounds, innit?
    May 18, 2016 at 5:54 PM - English: no the boar didn't
    May 18, 2016 at 5:55 PM - Hexalan: does parry replace ac?
    May 18, 2016 at 5:55 PM - VaultBot: is heian level 4?
    May 18, 2016 at 5:55 PM - English: parry allows me to oppose his attack with an attack of my own
    May 18, 2016 at 5:55 PM - English: if my attack roll is higher than his
    May 18, 2016 at 5:56 PM - English: then the attack is negated
    May 18, 2016 at 5:56 PM - English: then i get the chance to take an AoO if i still have panache left afterwards
    May 18, 2016 at 5:56 PM - Hexalan: yeah but
    May 18, 2016 at 5:56 PM - Hexalan: boar got 20 against your ac 20
    May 18, 2016 at 5:57 PM - Hexalan: oh nvm you meet ac to hit?
    May 18, 2016 at 5:57 PM - Hexalan: who told me you had to exceed
    May 18, 2016 at 5:58 PM - English: dunno its always meet or exceed with AC
    May 18, 2016 at 5:58 PM - English: same with DCs
    May 18, 2016 at 5:58 PM - English: meet or exceed
    May 18, 2016 at 5:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: Except 20s those always hit.
    May 18, 2016 at 5:58 PM - Hexalan: lumberjack you lied to me
    May 18, 2016 at 5:59 PM - English: according to RAW 20s only succeed with attacks and saves, not skill checks
    May 18, 2016 at 5:59 PM - English: same with nat 1s
    May 18, 2016 at 5:59 PM - Hexalan: you lied to me on december 15, 2015, 3:54 pm
    May 18, 2016 at 6:00 PM - SoL DarkLord: You know exactly when he lied?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:01 PM - Hexalan: a while ago i asked if you had to meet or exceed ac to hit in shoutbox, and i remember someone told me it was exceed, so i searched "exceed" on the site and found the shoutbox archive post where lumberjack told me it was exceed
    May 18, 2016 at 6:01 PM - SoL DarkLord: Ah.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:01 PM - SoL DarkLord: So if Heian's dead. it's my turn no?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:04 PM - Statboy: We've been playing exceed not meet for AC
    May 18, 2016 at 6:06 PM - Statboy: just looked it up apparently it is meets or exceeds
    May 18, 2016 at 6:07 PM - Statboy: so Zanros took 50 damage that rnd
    May 18, 2016 at 6:07 PM - Hexalan: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    May 18, 2016 at 6:08 PM - Hexalan: you know you're the gm, right?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:08 PM - Hexalan: we could just houserule exceed ac for consistency's sake
    May 18, 2016 at 6:08 PM - SoL DarkLord: So Zanros whould be dead as well?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:09 PM - Hexalan: "lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll" - Hexalan
    May 18, 2016 at 6:16 PM - theLumberJack: Zanros would still be concious
    May 18, 2016 at 6:16 PM - Hexalan: positive?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:16 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'm certain I exceeded their touch ACs as well as the boar exceeding Idessa's
    May 18, 2016 at 6:16 PM - theLumberJack: yes
    May 18, 2016 at 6:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: We can fix that.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:17 PM - Hexalan: nigga i just got gored by your ho
    May 18, 2016 at 6:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: And I need fort saves from Max and Stink.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: I hope they fail so they are sickened.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: I got cocky and just assumed I'd beat their touch AC.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:19 PM - theLumberJack: Also you get one attack on a charge?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:19 PM - Hexalan: that was crit damage
    May 18, 2016 at 6:19 PM - Hexalan: i got a 20
    May 18, 2016 at 6:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: Yes, because the charge is a move action.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:19 PM - Hexalan: charge is a full round action
    May 18, 2016 at 6:20 PM - SoL DarkLord: YOu also suffer a -2 to your ac for a turn.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:20 PM - SoL DarkLord: By turn I mean until it's your turn again.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:20 PM - Hexalan: ya
    May 18, 2016 at 6:20 PM - Hexalan: there's just zanros and the crocs until that again
    May 18, 2016 at 6:20 PM - VaultBot: because i only got a gooooooooooood job vintag
    May 18, 2016 at 6:21 PM - Hexalan: i see you were talking about max
    May 18, 2016 at 6:21 PM - Hexalan: i have no idea what max is doing
    May 18, 2016 at 6:21 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 18, 2016 at 6:21 PM - VaultBot: density would be the same as if i am conducting an interview
    May 18, 2016 at 6:22 PM - SoL DarkLord: Max Charged. I don't think stink did.
    May 18, 2016 at 6:22 PM - Hexalan: that wasn't a real charge, was it?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:22 PM - Hexalan: he didn't move towards zanros, did he?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:22 PM - theLumberJack: yes he did
    May 18, 2016 at 6:22 PM - Hexalan: acutally i have no idea where zanros was, ya
    May 18, 2016 at 6:22 PM - Hexalan: were you at h15?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:24 PM - theLumberJack: h
    May 18, 2016 at 6:24 PM - theLumberJack: 16
    May 18, 2016 at 6:32 PM - Statboy: Also yes Max pounced, yes max full attacked on Charge
    May 18, 2016 at 6:36 PM - Hexalan: daaaaaaaang
    May 18, 2016 at 6:36 PM - VaultBot: its funny you should now be able to get one with twatbabbies and disney movie princesses, but not the other way around
    May 18, 2016 at 6:36 PM - Hexalan: how he do dat
    May 18, 2016 at 6:36 PM - VaultBot: level 5, cause he had the p and i variants for progressive and interlaced video
    May 18, 2016 at 6:37 PM - theLumberJack: http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ndgj?How-to-get-Pounce
    May 18, 2016 at 6:39 PM - theLumberJack: sweet sweet regained panache
    May 18, 2016 at 6:41 PM - Hexalan: does vb's post exist for anyone else?
    May 18, 2016 at 6:42 PM - theLumberJack: No it's on the page his posts aren't allowed to start
    May 18, 2016 at 6:42 PM - Statboy: no when VB's is supposed to start a new page it doesn't, once someone else posts it'll show up
    May 18, 2016 at 6:43 PM - Hexalan: nice
    May 18, 2016 at 6:52 PM - Statboy: we'll i'm off for the night, we'll give people a chance to post on the elegiac compass mission
    May 18, 2016 at 6:52 PM - VaultBot: hence my answer in the negative lol
    May 18, 2016 at 6:53 PM - theLumberJack: I'll try to get one on there tonight or first thing for ye
    May 18, 2016 at 6:59 PM - theLumberJack: and also for the hit that was 21 the second two attacks don't resolve after the dodge
    May 18, 2016 at 8:15 PM - Silver III Skrub: Could someone tell me how to download the latest version of TF2 Classic?
    May 18, 2016 at 8:33 PM - SoL DarkLord: http://tf2classic.com/download.php
    May 18, 2016 at 8:33 PM - VintagePC: ^^ that
    May 18, 2016 at 8:33 PM - VintagePC: will get you set up
     
  10. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 18, 2016 at 8:34 PM - SoL DarkLord: I going to bed, with the intention of falling asleep before 9, and I have a regular work day tomorrow... now I think I can say I'm to old for this shit.
    May 18, 2016 at 8:35 PM - SoL DarkLord: 10* mind thinking in central.
    May 18, 2016 at 10:41 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: where do the kids download torrents for games now a days?
    May 18, 2016 at 10:42 PM - Hexalan: do you not have the new tbp info?
    May 18, 2016 at 10:42 PM - Hexalan: kickass is also good
    May 18, 2016 at 10:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: no i don't normally do the torrent thing, thinking of getting Doom 3
    May 18, 2016 at 10:44 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i used to have it on cd but not sure if i still do
    May 18, 2016 at 10:44 PM - Hexalan: you have a torrent client, right?
    May 18, 2016 at 10:45 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: yeah utorrent
    May 18, 2016 at 10:58 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: i went to kickass and don't really like the gotta register thing
    May 18, 2016 at 10:59 PM - Hexalan: you...don't have to?
    May 18, 2016 at 11:00 PM - Hexalan: just click the download button
     
  11. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 19, 2016 10:13 AM - theLumberJack: lol flying nun
    May 19, 2016 10:41 AM - Statboy: I slept like a log last night, woke up in a fireplace
    May 19, 2016 10:53 AM - English: womp womp statboy
    May 19, 2016 11:10 AM - VaultBot: oh man. fuck yeah its only 5:30. was sure it was like 7
    May 19, 2016 11:10 AM - Statboy: Hex did provoke AoO if either English or the Boar wants
    May 19, 2016 11:13 AM - English: Stat
    May 19, 2016 11:13 AM - English: English is dead
    May 19, 2016 11:13 AM - English: like dead dead
    May 19, 2016 11:14 AM - English: he is around -40 hit points
    May 19, 2016 11:14 AM - English: Hex fucked me up with that crit
    May 19, 2016 11:14 AM - VaultBot: it's for the lulz anyway
    May 19, 2016 11:14 AM - Statboy: ohh yah
    May 19, 2016 11:14 AM - English: did like 56 points of damage
    May 19, 2016 11:14 AM - English: lol
    May 19, 2016 11:14 AM - English: my truly cancerous trip build was never fully realized :(
    May 19, 2016 11:14 AM - English: should have been a monk
    May 19, 2016 11:15 AM - English: would have been better at lvl 5
    May 19, 2016 11:16 AM - Statboy: I would have built this for level 5 http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/druid/archetypes/paizo---druid-archetypes/goliath-druid
    May 19, 2016 11:16 AM - English: With my monk at least I could have tripped and made an attack every round
    May 19, 2016 11:16 AM - English: because flurry
    May 19, 2016 11:31 AM - English: never been a fan of druids
    May 19, 2016 11:37 AM - Hexalan: CoDzilla?
    May 19, 2016 11:43 AM - Statboy: Druids are good if you don't think of them as caster, play them like a battle ranger that has better spells instead of skills.
    May 19, 2016 3:32 PM - SoL DarkLord: So say the boar was to use his scent ability to find Idessa would that be a perception?
    May 19, 2016 3:39 PM - SoL DarkLord: Though due to Idessa having not moved, the boar can still sense her by smell.
    May 19, 2016 3:40 PM - SoL DarkLord: Oh she did move. but the boar knows the direction. if within 30 ft still.
    May 19, 2016 3:41 PM - Statboy: yes, scent can do a perception if within 30ft, or a survival to track to her by smell if beyond that
    May 19, 2016 3:43 PM - Statboy: survival to track is a standard action, but perception to locate would be a move action
    May 19, 2016 3:44 PM - Statboy: sorry track is a full round, because they follow the trail by moving along it
    May 19, 2016 3:45 PM - SoL DarkLord: Does the boar see Idessa with that 31?
    May 19, 2016 3:46 PM - VaultBot: something about an hour after you left, didn't
    May 19, 2016 3:46 PM - SoL DarkLord: or smell her rather?
    May 19, 2016 6:49 PM - Ragnorok: :whistling
    May 19, 2016 6:51 PM - SoL DarkLord: Hey Rag.
    May 19, 2016 6:51 PM - Ragnorok: hey
    May 19, 2016 7:44 PM - English: whats up ragggg
    May 19, 2016 7:45 PM - LavaRed: what is this? social hour?
    May 19, 2016 7:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: Apparently.
    May 19, 2016 7:48 PM - LavaRed: I don't believe it
    May 19, 2016 8:21 PM - Ragnorok: theres tons of things not to believe latly lol
    May 19, 2016 8:24 PM - English: hey lava
    May 19, 2016 8:24 PM - English: guess who i have coming over to my house
    May 19, 2016 8:27 PM - LavaRed: who
    May 19, 2016 8:29 PM - English: cheese and his gf :)
    May 19, 2016 8:30 PM - LavaRed: shut up!
    May 19, 2016 8:30 PM - LavaRed: JELLY!
    May 19, 2016 8:30 PM - Ragnorok: :thumbsup
    May 19, 2016 8:32 PM - LavaRed: gah...baby calls
    May 19, 2016 8:32 PM - VaultBot: +10 modifier for angry woman buff
    May 19, 2016 8:32 PM - LavaRed: phone's on gents :p
    May 19, 2016 9:38 PM - English: and i got their friend Allen too
    May 19, 2016 9:58 PM - Hexalan: nice
     
  12. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 20, 2016 9:36 AM - theLumberJack: Just getting up
    May 20, 2016 9:58 AM - VaultBot: so it must be the new phone
    May 20, 2016 9:58 AM - Statboy: np, just posting that since we've had a number of losers already the turn order is thinning out
    May 20, 2016 10:11 AM - Statboy: Mark this day in your calendars people, I agree with something Obama did. Not why he did it, or how he did it. But raising the minimum pay before you can be salaried needed to be done.
    May 20, 2016 10:12 AM - Statboy: He said it would increase wages paying overtime to people. But it won't, the same people will just be expected to get the work done in 40 hrs instead of 50
    May 20, 2016 10:13 AM - Statboy: He did it by illegal executive overreach, which our spineless congress not only allows but enables
    May 20, 2016 10:15 AM - Statboy: Still, salaried should only be for upper management who are monetarily tied to the outcome of the company
    May 20, 2016 10:15 AM - VaultBot: on a small screnn.... i almost shit myself
    May 20, 2016 10:15 AM - Statboy: /end rant
    May 20, 2016 10:44 AM - Hexalan: i believe in you stat
    May 20, 2016 11:19 AM - theLumberJack: So my friend is going to run a summer homebrew campaigning starting in june that he asked me to play it
    May 20, 2016 11:20 AM - theLumberJack: he's doing it as a spin off from my homebrew campaign
    May 20, 2016 11:20 AM - theLumberJack: where the players will visit the nation of Artaemia, which is the nation he made up for his character to be from in my game
    May 20, 2016 11:21 AM - theLumberJack: he has described it as dark low-fantasy with call of cthulu insanity thrown in
    May 20, 2016 12:13 PM - Statboy: how does low fantasy work? do you just remove magic?
    May 20, 2016 1:19 PM - theLumberJack: no you just make it less common
    May 20, 2016 1:19 PM - theLumberJack: and he was probably more reffering to our characters are a 10 point buy
    May 20, 2016 1:54 PM - Statboy: i'm not a huge fan of low point buy, it favors specific classes that can survive with only 2 good stats and a 2-3 tank stats
    May 20, 2016 1:55 PM - Statboy: like intelligence casters, they can buff int and dex and forgo everything else. Or fighters can just go Str and Con and ignore the rest
    May 20, 2016 1:56 PM - Statboy: but if you want to be a cleric or paladin. Well you need a combat stat (str or dex) + con if your melee, and they have 2 casting stats (wis and cha)
    May 20, 2016 1:57 PM - Statboy: or druid, battle druids need Str+Con+Wis+Cha
    May 20, 2016 1:59 PM - theLumberJack: i made an investigator
    May 20, 2016 2:01 PM - Statboy: not a bad choice, buff Dex and Int, tank Str and Cha
    May 20, 2016 2:21 PM - VaultBot: shoutbox archive thread (slow load - long
    May 20, 2016 2:21 PM - theLumberJack: yes
    May 20, 2016 2:21 PM - theLumberJack: and from my traits all the useful cha skills are now based off int
    May 20, 2016 4:36 PM - Hexalan: is vb learning from his own autogenerated messagea
    May 20, 2016 5:16 PM - LavaRed: yes
    May 20, 2016 5:24 PM - Statboy: is that a random lava sighting
    May 20, 2016 5:24 PM - Statboy: i haven't seen you or reechard in box for quite a while
    May 20, 2016 5:31 PM - English: Paladins dont need wisdom...
    May 20, 2016 5:33 PM - Statboy: wisdom is their main casting stat, and charisma is their lay on hands stat
    May 20, 2016 5:33 PM - theLumberJack: everyone needs wisdom
    May 20, 2016 5:33 PM - theLumberJack: dat will save
    May 20, 2016 5:34 PM - Statboy: nvm pally's cast with charisma only don't they
    May 20, 2016 5:34 PM - theLumberJack: and no its just charisma
    May 20, 2016 5:34 PM - Statboy: its just clerics who cast with wisdom and heal with charisma
    May 20, 2016 5:35 PM - theLumberJack: yes cha for channelling
    May 20, 2016 5:37 PM - English: Uhh false Chairsma is all a paladin needs
    May 20, 2016 5:37 PM - English: they dont neve need it for saves once they hit lvl 2
    May 20, 2016 5:38 PM - English: because Divine Grace FTW
    May 20, 2016 5:38 PM - English: +CHA mod to all saves
    May 20, 2016 5:38 PM - LavaRed: wtf is all this shit?
    May 20, 2016 5:38 PM - Statboy: nerdom invasion
    May 20, 2016 5:38 PM - LavaRed: I leave yall to have a baby and become a doctor and you NERD WITHOUT ME?!
    May 20, 2016 5:39 PM - LavaRed: /sniff
    May 20, 2016 5:39 PM - VaultBot: 1080 to 4k
    May 20, 2016 5:39 PM - theLumberJack: yes
    May 20, 2016 5:39 PM - theLumberJack: we nerd for you
    May 20, 2016 5:39 PM - LavaRed: but
    May 20, 2016 5:39 PM - LavaRed: I want to nerd too :(
    May 20, 2016 5:40 PM - Statboy: since we lost TC we can have another in our wednesday pathfinder game
    May 20, 2016 5:40 PM - LavaRed: what time on wednesdays?
    May 20, 2016 5:41 PM - Statboy: 7e
    May 20, 2016 5:41 PM - LavaRed: bah....maybe next time then
    May 20, 2016 5:42 PM - Statboy: how's the doctorate going?
    May 20, 2016 5:42 PM - LavaRed: fantastic! finished my quarter on Sunday with all As
    May 20, 2016 5:43 PM - Statboy: nice
    May 20, 2016 5:43 PM - Statboy: was that your first semester?
    May 20, 2016 5:43 PM - Hexalan: wisdom was casting stat for paladins in 3.5
    May 20, 2016 5:43 PM - Hexalan: it's all charisma in pathfinder
    May 20, 2016 5:43 PM - LavaRed: for doctorate yes
    May 20, 2016 5:44 PM - theLumberJack: WOO!
    May 20, 2016 5:47 PM - Statboy: i'm terrified of the day you become Dr.Lava and start psycho-analyzing us vaultlings
    May 20, 2016 5:47 PM - theLumberJack: tis nothing to fear
    May 20, 2016 5:47 PM - LavaRed: as if I haven't already been doing so?
    May 20, 2016 5:48 PM - theLumberJack: oh god
    May 20, 2016 5:48 PM - VaultBot: and we shall see what trollery it gets up to silver or their team disbanded and smokey is a huge dbag :/ in other news apparently the forum lets you tag people with the village hooker!
    May 20, 2016 5:48 PM - theLumberJack: are you...studying...us?
    May 20, 2016 5:49 PM - Statboy: LJ would you like to talk about your mother?
    May 20, 2016 5:50 PM - theLumberJack: No
    May 20, 2016 5:51 PM - LavaRed: what's nice about my field of study is that when I insinuate I've been applying it somehow to my friends, the paranoid discussions ensue and I just sit back and giggle
    May 20, 2016 5:51 PM - Statboy: hmm... interesting
    May 20, 2016 6:32 PM - SoL DarkLord: Zanros is removed now, down to 3.
    May 20, 2016 6:33 PM - SoL DarkLord: Stat I am using an aura for the 35ft range of invisibility. Hex, that goes for you as well.
    May 20, 2016 6:38 PM - SoL DarkLord: I was about to say stat.
    May 20, 2016 6:38 PM - Hexalan: lol
    May 20, 2016 6:39 PM - Statboy: i was looking at max not zanros
    May 20, 2016 6:39 PM - theLumberJack: dat 2d6
    May 20, 2016 6:44 PM - SoL DarkLord: I get the feeling none of those hit.
    May 20, 2016 6:45 PM - Statboy: all da crocs miss
    May 20, 2016 6:47 PM - Hexalan: how that croc know where i am
    May 20, 2016 6:47 PM - Statboy: sol cast a spell that broke your invisbility
    May 20, 2016 6:47 PM - SoL DarkLord: Invisibility purge, you're within the 35 ft.
    May 20, 2016 6:48 PM - Hexalan: i shit i am in 35 feet lol
    May 20, 2016 6:48 PM - Statboy: i checked the SRD you don't get a will save
    May 20, 2016 6:49 PM - Hexalan: yeah it negates the effect, it doesn't affect me personally
    May 20, 2016 6:49 PM - SoL DarkLord: The spell last for 7 minutes and is cast on myself, so even if I was to move, it would as well.
    May 20, 2016 6:49 PM - Hexalan: yeah
    May 20, 2016 6:50 PM - VaultBot: kitchen aid being the one most will think of first vintage!!!
    May 20, 2016 6:50 PM - Statboy: once you leave the area you regain your invisibility
    May 20, 2016 6:51 PM - Hexalan: yesd
    May 20, 2016 6:53 PM - SoL DarkLord: And it is Idessa's turn no?
    May 20, 2016 6:54 PM - Statboy: yes
    May 20, 2016 6:54 PM - Hexalan: that would appear to be correct
    May 20, 2016 6:55 PM - Hexalan: btw stat i am enlarged
    May 20, 2016 6:55 PM - SoL DarkLord: Man I plugged in my external after not using it since um... over a year... I forgot that I was depressed this time last year.
    May 20, 2016 6:55 PM - Hexalan: if you wanna make my token big
    May 20, 2016 6:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: Hey now... no all clerics are nuns.
    May 20, 2016 6:56 PM - SoL DarkLord: And yes I just realized you have been calling Isal "the flying nun".
     
  13. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 20, 2016 at 6:57 PM - VaultBot: if it broke
    May 20, 2016 at 6:57 PM - Hexalan: yeah, isal for example is a nun of the slutty elf goddess
    May 20, 2016 at 6:57 PM - theLumberJack: sexy nun
    May 20, 2016 at 6:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: I serve Ptah, not Calistria..
    May 20, 2016 at 6:58 PM - Hexalan: what's her cha?
    May 20, 2016 at 6:58 PM - SoL DarkLord: +2
    May 20, 2016 at 7:03 PM - SoL DarkLord: Nooooo... of all the things on that drive still. I lost the one piece I'd love to share with everyone the most.
    May 20, 2016 at 7:06 PM - Hexalan: you know what imma go ahead and assume that croc is dead
    May 20, 2016 at 7:25 PM - VaultBot: what did sea world do to a phone he'd have gotten a brick
    May 20, 2016 at 7:25 PM - Statboy: you don't get AoO on the croc
    May 20, 2016 at 7:26 PM - Hexalan: why?
    May 20, 2016 at 7:26 PM - Statboy: because he hasn't provoked
    May 20, 2016 at 7:27 PM - Statboy: you don't get AoO when they enter your square
    May 20, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Statboy: only when they leave a threatened square
    May 20, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: i have 10 foot reach
    May 20, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: because large
    May 20, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: it would have had to leave at least one more square before it got me in its range
    May 20, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Statboy: they have reach as well because they are large :)
    May 20, 2016 at 7:28 PM - Hexalan: but it moved right in front of me
    May 20, 2016 at 7:29 PM - Statboy: fixed
    May 20, 2016 at 7:29 PM - Hexalan: i saw that stat
    May 20, 2016 at 7:29 PM - Hexalan: and those are regular crocodiles, right?
    May 20, 2016 at 7:30 PM - Statboy: yah, regular, i almost stuck 1 dire croc in the center
    May 20, 2016 at 7:30 PM - Hexalan: crocodiles only have 5 foot reach
    May 20, 2016 at 7:51 PM - Hexalan: dang, that 4
    May 20, 2016 at 8:05 PM - SoL DarkLord: So much for working together.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:06 PM - Hexalan: fam you told your boar to eat me like 3 times
    May 20, 2016 at 8:06 PM - Hexalan: you specifically cast a spell to counter my invisibility
    May 20, 2016 at 8:17 PM - SoL DarkLord: Now I remember why I put Charisma on the cleric.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: I'm not controlling the boar, it saw something squishy, than it only saw you.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: Than it saw something squishy again.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:19 PM - SoL DarkLord: Did you not see that?
    May 20, 2016 at 8:19 PM - Hexalan: uhhh
    May 20, 2016 at 8:19 PM - Hexalan: can you do that?
    May 20, 2016 at 8:20 PM - Hexalan: you channel positive energy, don't you?
    May 20, 2016 at 8:27 PM - SoL DarkLord: Hex you need to make a will save in the thread by the way.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:27 PM - SoL DarkLord: Can still harm.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:27 PM - Hexalan: how are you harming with positive energy?
    May 20, 2016 at 8:28 PM - SoL DarkLord: Sorry, I am stressed out and noth thinking straight.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:28 PM - SoL DarkLord: I can only damage undead with positive.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:28 PM - Hexalan: if you like, you can channel energy to heal yourself and i'll make a will save to resist the healing
    May 20, 2016 at 8:29 PM - SoL DarkLord: Just going to turn that into a healing. Because you all don't get an AOO on channels.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:30 PM - Hexalan: nice
    May 20, 2016 at 8:30 PM - SoL DarkLord: something is going on with my computer. >.>
    May 20, 2016 at 8:31 PM - SoL DarkLord: It was either that or cure crit, since I have no use for fleshworm infestation now.
    May 20, 2016 at 8:31 PM - Hexalan: casting would have provoked before it resolved, which would be unfortunate probably
     
  14. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 21, 2016 6:17 AM - TimeCrush: I always think I want a small animal, like a dwarf hamster, but then remember that the life span on those are only a few years and I'm asking for delayed sadness.
    May 21, 2016 7:04 AM - VaultBot: oh now it says *ignored* whenever vaultbot says something
    May 21, 2016 7:04 AM - SoL DarkLord: I did the counting the boar still has one more round in him before he fades.
    May 21, 2016 10:45 AM - Statboy: Box turtles live 30-40 years as pets
    May 21, 2016 10:45 AM - Statboy: and thems is just little guys
    May 21, 2016 11:01 AM - Hexalan: i'm also invisible again lol
    May 21, 2016 11:02 AM - Statboy: how long does invisibility last?
    May 21, 2016 11:02 AM - Hexalan: minutes/level
    May 21, 2016 11:02 AM - Hexalan: so, about 65 mor rounds
    May 21, 2016 11:02 AM - Statboy: so the rest of the fight
    May 21, 2016 11:02 AM - Hexalan: mmhm
    May 21, 2016 11:08 AM - theLumberJack: is it the invisibility spell?
    May 21, 2016 11:09 AM - theLumberJack: because that ends when you attack something
    May 21, 2016 11:09 AM - Hexalan: oh dang that does end lol
    May 21, 2016 11:09 AM - Statboy: yah, but that first attack did deny his dex bonus
    May 21, 2016 11:10 AM - Hexalan: i whacked isal last turn, remember?
    May 21, 2016 11:10 AM - Hexalan: also bye
    May 21, 2016 11:12 AM - theLumberJack: no con belt for anyone :(
    May 21, 2016 11:12 AM - Statboy: nope you guys could have worked together and gotten it
    May 21, 2016 11:14 AM - theLumberJack: I did not realise the boar could charge me :(
    May 21, 2016 11:18 AM - Statboy: Idessa just took about 26 damage but should still win
    May 21, 2016 12:17 PM - Hexalan: there's also a bit attack i'll do once i see what happens
    May 21, 2016 2:58 PM - Statboy: who wants to make a move in the elegiac compass quest
    May 21, 2016 3:12 PM - theLumberJack: oh fuck
    May 21, 2016 3:13 PM - Statboy: picture added
    May 21, 2016 3:35 PM - theLumberJack: zanros does
    May 21, 2016 7:01 PM - theLumberJack: E
    May 21, 2016 7:01 PM - VaultBot: who wants to make a will save
    May 21, 2016 7:01 PM - theLumberJack: What size is the dragon?
    May 21, 2016 7:11 PM - Statboy: Medium
    May 21, 2016 8:13 PM - VaultBot: :p who are you looking at max not zanros
    May 21, 2016 10:40 PM - Hexalan: lol i opened bawks and saw lj talking about a dragon and i was like oh fuck
     
  15. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 22, 2016 6:47 AM - theLumberJack: lol that was also my reaction
    May 22, 2016 6:47 AM - theLumberJack: it's only medium though
    May 22, 2016 6:47 AM - theLumberJack: but now it wants tribute
    May 22, 2016 7:52 AM - theLumberJack: Suggestion? Else Zanros will just start dancing
    May 22, 2016 7:53 AM - VintagePC: ask what kind of tribute it wants?
    May 22, 2016 9:44 AM - theLumberJack: my character for my friends game has 140 GP worth of cloth
    May 22, 2016 10:00 AM - Hexalan: diplomacy checks
    May 22, 2016 10:01 AM - Hexalan: i had a dream where instead of stat, our dm was some wack-ass annoyign kpop fan
    May 22, 2016 10:01 AM - Hexalan: and he was entirely incompetent
    May 22, 2016 10:02 AM - Statboy: damn it hex, now I have to google kpop to find out who that is, and if its some rule 34 thing idessa will get killed off
    May 22, 2016 10:02 AM - Hexalan: korean pop music?
    May 22, 2016 10:03 AM - Statboy: thats a thing?
    May 22, 2016 10:03 AM - theLumberJack: rofl
    May 22, 2016 10:05 AM - Hexalan: it's bad
    May 22, 2016 10:05 AM - VaultBot: things would be different if he did
    May 22, 2016 10:05 AM - Hexalan: i was like, tlaking to farside, who was no longer a person on the internet but someone at my school
    May 22, 2016 10:05 AM - Hexalan: and our dm was being really stupid
    May 22, 2016 10:05 AM - Hexalan: and i couldn't remember who it was
    May 22, 2016 10:05 AM - Hexalan: so i had to go back to the original "who wants to be play pathfinder" forum post
    May 22, 2016 10:06 AM - Hexalan: and it was some dumb name that i'd never heard of before
    May 22, 2016 10:07 AM - Hexalan: and i looked at the person's forum history
    May 22, 2016 10:07 AM - Hexalan: and it was just pictures of the same annoying korean over and over
    May 22, 2016 10:10 AM - Statboy: I am genuinely surprised you guys passed the dragons diplomacy check
    May 22, 2016 10:13 AM - theLumberJack: 30?
    May 22, 2016 10:13 AM - Statboy: yah
    May 22, 2016 10:13 AM - theLumberJack: success
    May 22, 2016 10:13 AM - theLumberJack: now i just have to put the money where my mouth is
    May 22, 2016 10:14 AM - Statboy: I so wanted you guys to point out that her math was flawed instead
    May 22, 2016 10:14 AM - theLumberJack: insult a dragon?
    May 22, 2016 10:16 AM - Statboy: You do have to admit that is in the wheelhouse of the parties previous excursions into diplomacy
    May 22, 2016 10:16 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 22, 2016 10:16 AM - Statboy: which ended poorly at least half the time
    May 22, 2016 10:18 AM - Statboy: i'll hold off on replying anymore until 2night, give vint and farside a chance to get caught up and do anything they wish
    May 22, 2016 10:19 AM - theLumberJack: give them a chance to tell zanros this is a terrible idea? :p
    May 22, 2016 10:19 AM - VaultBot: blame the japs!!!!
    May 22, 2016 10:19 AM - theLumberJack: Are we playing this week?
    May 22, 2016 10:19 AM - Statboy: give them a chance to insult the dragon
    May 22, 2016 10:20 AM - Statboy: yes, we're playing wednesday
    May 22, 2016 10:20 AM - theLumberJack: excellent
    May 22, 2016 10:25 AM - VintagePC: I'm standing back watching the halfling toy with our wealth
    May 22, 2016 10:25 AM - VintagePC: but since he's the one proposing the game I assume there's a trick up his sleeve...
    May 22, 2016 10:25 AM - VaultBot: my thoughts on having to stop reading manga and sleeping
    May 22, 2016 10:25 AM - theLumberJack: My sleight of hand mod is 10
    May 22, 2016 10:26 AM - VaultBot: statistics is not used to the qvga/vga/svga/xga/sxga naming scheme? :p
    May 22, 2016 10:26 AM - theLumberJack: anything could be up my sleeve
    May 22, 2016 10:27 AM - VintagePC: inb4 there's another halfling up his sleeve
    May 22, 2016 10:27 AM - VintagePC: :p
    May 22, 2016 10:27 AM - VaultBot: so a friend showed to me about it since i am not used to verify reality but to manipulate it to your will
    May 22, 2016 10:27 AM - theLumberJack: no, that's just where memsie has been hiding
    May 22, 2016 10:27 AM - VintagePC: So long as you don't fail that check and procure your middle finger at a critical moment... I'm good
    May 22, 2016 10:28 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 22, 2016 10:42 AM - Statboy: Zanros would then get renamed Star Lord as the team feeds him to the dragon and runs away
    May 22, 2016 10:48 AM - theLumberJack: That does not sound pleasant
    May 22, 2016 11:04 AM - SoL DarkLord: My rogue is so good at hiding things he could hide zanros up his sleeve.
    May 22, 2016 11:05 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 22, 2016 11:16 AM - SoL DarkLord: He can also run up to 150 ft. because of the feet Run.
    May 22, 2016 11:17 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 22, 2016 11:19 AM - SoL DarkLord: The party mainly uses him to hide daggers, and flasks of various dangers, just incase we are ever disarmed for an event.
    May 22, 2016 11:26 AM - theLumberJack: dem wrist sheaths
    May 22, 2016 12:11 PM - SoL DarkLord: Well it's a path ability called "Improbable Prestidigitation" which functions like gloves of storing.
    May 22, 2016 12:12 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 22, 2016 12:28 PM - LavaRed: Sol that sounds like the name of a massive dildo
    May 22, 2016 12:30 PM - SoL DarkLord: Please a massive dildo would have a name like "The Penetrator" which ther is a massive dildo named that in Saint's Row 4.
    May 22, 2016 12:37 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 22, 2016 1:21 PM - Hexalan: i believe farside is in canada at the moment
    May 22, 2016 1:25 PM - VintagePC: AHA
    May 22, 2016 1:25 PM - VintagePC: a convert
    May 22, 2016 1:25 PM - VintagePC: fleeing the trump
    May 22, 2016 1:25 PM - Hexalan: i mean he lives in minnesota
    May 22, 2016 1:25 PM - Hexalan: it's basically canada already
    May 22, 2016 1:25 PM - VintagePC: I resent that
    May 22, 2016 2:04 PM - VintagePC: crap, I still need to level up my character...
    May 22, 2016 2:07 PM - theLumberJack: you should do that before wednesday
    May 22, 2016 2:22 PM - Hexalan: i still need to pick a feat
    May 22, 2016 2:22 PM - theLumberJack: outflank
    May 22, 2016 2:23 PM - theLumberJack: everyone take outflank!
    May 22, 2016 2:23 PM - Hexalan: nerd
    May 22, 2016 2:28 PM - theLumberJack: dat +4 when flanking
    May 22, 2016 2:34 PM - VaultBot: i get the feeling none of those hit.
    May 22, 2016 2:34 PM - VintagePC: yeah yeah
    May 22, 2016 2:52 PM - VintagePC: do we has our +2 cloaks yet?
    May 22, 2016 3:05 PM - VintagePC: OK, so I added 1/2hd+con+1 to hp, distributed my skill points, and took outflank
    May 22, 2016 3:10 PM - VintagePC: I'm considering retraining Cleave and blind fight... suggestions? can't do greater focus/specialization yet
    May 22, 2016 3:10 PM - VintagePC: considering either greater cleave to just be able to chain attacks
    May 22, 2016 3:11 PM - VintagePC: maybe Cornugon Smash? Free intimdate on PA-ing an opponent :D
    May 22, 2016 3:11 PM - Statboy: you guys have never found +2 cloaks
    May 22, 2016 3:11 PM - theLumberJack: jesus
    May 22, 2016 3:11 PM - theLumberJack: no aech was making them
    May 22, 2016 3:11 PM - theLumberJack: or isal
    May 22, 2016 3:11 PM - theLumberJack: someone
    May 22, 2016 3:12 PM - Statboy: i thought you had a weapon specific feat for Khopesh's you could retrain?
    May 22, 2016 3:14 PM - VintagePC: I think I already did that... I have both focus and specialization on flail
    May 22, 2016 3:16 PM - VintagePC: surprise follow through?
    May 22, 2016 3:29 PM - theLumberJack: good for them cleaves
    May 22, 2016 3:37 PM - VintagePC: oooh
    May 22, 2016 3:37 PM - VintagePC: Cornugon smash + intimidate unchained if stat will allow
    May 22, 2016 3:37 PM - VintagePC: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/skills/intimidate#TOC-Demoralize
    May 22, 2016 3:38 PM - VintagePC: I've totally got 12 ranks in intimidate, next level I could have 15
    May 22, 2016 3:42 PM - VintagePC: orc takes a swing at you, you shit your pants in fear and run for it
    May 22, 2016 3:46 PM - Statboy: yah, intimidate chaining is totally legal
     
  16. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 22, 2016 at 3:46 PM - VintagePC: I mean the "intimidate unchained" feat discussed on the demoralize page
    May 22, 2016 at 3:47 PM - Statboy: ohhh no, we aren't doing unchained
    May 22, 2016 at 3:47 PM - Statboy: that would be OP and triple my work
    May 22, 2016 at 3:48 PM - VintagePC: :bayonet :bayonet :bayonet :bayonet
    May 22, 2016 at 3:49 PM - Statboy: also anything immune to fear or w/o an INT score can't be intimidated. Though I'm thinking anything with no INT is already immune to fear
    May 22, 2016 at 8:03 PM - theLumberJack: So she's not a smart dragon
    May 22, 2016 at 8:05 PM - Statboy: She just told you her age, a knowledge nature would determine how old that is in human years
    May 22, 2016 at 8:05 PM - Statboy: But obviously not an adult dragon, as she's too small
    May 22, 2016 at 8:06 PM - theLumberJack: I think we have established that Zanros is not learned
    May 22, 2016 at 8:06 PM - Statboy: you and vintage might get more downtime while the rest of the party is in the library in book 3
    May 22, 2016 at 8:07 PM - Statboy: i see them saying "you not helping here"
    May 22, 2016 at 8:10 PM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 22, 2016 at 8:12 PM - theLumberJack: Mavruk and I will play five finger fillet in the corner or some such
    May 22, 2016 at 8:15 PM - theLumberJack: My investigator for my friends campaign at level 3 has all knowledges with a skill mod of 9
    May 22, 2016 at 8:15 PM - theLumberJack: if only he was infront of this dragon
    May 22, 2016 at 8:26 PM - theLumberJack: fack
    May 22, 2016 at 8:26 PM - theLumberJack: dat 2
    May 22, 2016 at 8:30 PM - Statboy: muhahahaha
    May 22, 2016 at 9:14 PM - Cheese4Everyone: Man the end of tonight's GoT episode really got me :(
    May 22, 2016 at 9:25 PM - VaultBot: find it funny that that one scrim so far fuckin pencils smokey can suck a big fat one
    May 22, 2016 at 9:25 PM - English: u shus
    May 22, 2016 at 10:07 PM - Hexalan: oooooooooooooooh my god zanros
    May 22, 2016 at 10:11 PM - Hexalan: whalp damage control time
     
  17. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 23, 2016 at 12:13 AM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    May 23, 2016 at 5:29 AM - TimeCrush: Eyepatch shopping in 3..2...1..
    May 23, 2016 at 6:58 AM - Statboy: who is dumb enough to hold a gun like that?
    May 23, 2016 at 7:01 AM - Statboy: you guys have time to plot today in the elegiac compass, I'm working in the clinic and won't be back till 3c at the earliest
    May 23, 2016 at 7:52 AM - theLumberJack: These rolls are not to my benefit
    May 23, 2016 at 9:55 AM - theLumberJack: Zanros' plotting suggestion is to hit it hard and fast
    May 23, 2016 at 10:08 AM - theLumberJack: university replaces terminals with HP "EliteDesk" computers
    May 23, 2016 at 10:09 AM - theLumberJack: still slower at compiling with PDFLaTeX than my pc running a g3258 intel
    May 23, 2016 at 10:09 AM - theLumberJack: probably the read time
    May 23, 2016 at 11:03 AM - Hexalan: lj do you remember where you were standing right before combat started
    May 23, 2016 at 11:05 AM - theLumberJack: marked it for you
    May 23, 2016 at 11:16 AM - theLumberJack: what ar eyou thinking?
    May 23, 2016 at 11:23 AM - Hexalan: mavruk charges at it, hits it really hard
    May 23, 2016 at 11:23 AM - Hexalan: i move to the other side, hit it really hard
    May 23, 2016 at 11:24 AM - theLumberJack: well if it swings and misses me you won't even have to go to the other side
    May 23, 2016 at 11:24 AM - theLumberJack: but its a dragon
    May 23, 2016 at 11:24 AM - theLumberJack: so it'll probably do some more shenanigans
    May 23, 2016 at 11:28 AM - Hexalan: dang why it go right before me
    May 23, 2016 at 11:29 AM - Hexalan: it's very young
    May 23, 2016 at 11:29 AM - Hexalan: so it'll probably have a couple sla's, but nothing too important
    May 23, 2016 at 11:30 AM - Hexalan: if it full attacks, i'm thinking at least one of them will miss
    May 23, 2016 at 11:30 AM - theLumberJack: If it full attacks and hits like a bulldozer i'm dodging away after the first one
    May 23, 2016 at 11:30 AM - theLumberJack: but if it misses i'll definitely mouse under it
    May 23, 2016 at 2:41 PM - VaultBot: finish up spawn?? just make a will save
    May 23, 2016 at 2:41 PM - theLumberJack: oh tits he said 3 c not eastern
    May 23, 2016 at 2:44 PM - Hexalan: lol yeah
    May 23, 2016 at 2:44 PM - Hexalan: you got 15 more minutes fam
    May 23, 2016 at 3:30 PM - theLumberJack: 16 fails?
    May 23, 2016 at 3:31 PM - Statboy: 16 reflex fails
    May 23, 2016 at 3:32 PM - theLumberJack: Just wanted to be sure you saw the charmed life bit :)
    May 23, 2016 at 3:35 PM - theLumberJack: Didn't think I would get her with a 2 :p
    May 23, 2016 at 3:35 PM - theLumberJack: How was the clinic stat?
    May 23, 2016 at 3:36 PM - Statboy: They handed me the keys to the cargo van and said, go be the blood delivery boy today.
    May 23, 2016 at 3:37 PM - Statboy: which was nice, got to see a few eagles, a falcon, a woodpecker, and a few dozen turkey vultures
    May 23, 2016 at 3:40 PM - theLumberJack: Sounds like a good day
    May 23, 2016 at 3:41 PM - Statboy: its a nice easy paycheck when you get it
    May 23, 2016 at 3:45 PM - VaultBot: 1+1 does =3
    May 23, 2016 at 3:45 PM - theLumberJack: hopefully this time next year i will be getting a paycheck
    May 23, 2016 at 4:01 PM - theLumberJack: vaultbot is getting better at math
    May 23, 2016 at 4:02 PM - Statboy: thats what I thought when I graduated college in 2014....
    May 23, 2016 at 4:02 PM - theLumberJack: woo! reassurance! ;)
    May 23, 2016 at 4:08 PM - theLumberJack: There was a local company i did some work for that i was keeping tabs on for possibly getting hired on with when i grad
    May 23, 2016 at 4:08 PM - theLumberJack: but the senior automation engineer quit this week and told me "you know what they say about rats and sinking ships"
    May 23, 2016 at 4:19 PM - Statboy: it really is a "who you know" enviroment right now
    May 23, 2016 at 4:22 PM - theLumberJack: yeah i'll have to keep in touch with him
    May 23, 2016 at 4:22 PM - theLumberJack: he's moving back to the states in a month or so
    May 23, 2016 at 4:29 PM - Reechard: You too, LJ?
    May 23, 2016 at 4:30 PM - VaultBot: *ducks from the sharp object that lava throws
    May 23, 2016 at 4:30 PM - theLumberJack: Maybe after school
    May 23, 2016 at 4:30 PM - theLumberJack: I have citizenship so I don't see why I wouldn't take a job in the states
    May 23, 2016 at 4:31 PM - theLumberJack: Especially if the price of oilcanadian dollar doesn't go back up
    May 23, 2016 at 4:32 PM - Reechard: I mean with the rats/ship/going down/sinking
    May 23, 2016 at 4:32 PM - Reechard: seems like a lot of companies are in that boat right now
    May 23, 2016 at 4:32 PM - Reechard: too much corporation, not enough people.
    May 23, 2016 at 4:33 PM - theLumberJack: Yeah the company didn't seem too bad off when i worked there a year ago
    May 23, 2016 at 4:33 PM - VaultBot: you get alerted that the post might involve you in some way
    May 23, 2016 at 4:33 PM - theLumberJack: but the owner was arrested for something or other while i was on my co op there
    May 23, 2016 at 4:34 PM - Reechard: hahaha mine isn't quite THAT bad
    May 23, 2016 at 4:35 PM - Reechard: but mine got bought out by a giant soulless corporation like 6 months after I started, and things have been going downhill since.
    May 23, 2016 at 4:36 PM - theLumberJack: yeah that'll do it
    May 23, 2016 at 4:36 PM - Reechard: just one of various reasons I haven't been around much lately... it's mostly that sitting at the computer just sucks the life out of me.
    May 23, 2016 at 4:37 PM - theLumberJack: Have you tried standing? ;)
    May 23, 2016 at 4:37 PM - VaultBot: i also have proof that nazi's built the great wall of china, and that shit is funny :p
    May 23, 2016 at 4:37 PM - theLumberJack: but yeah that makes sense, work on the computer all day for soulless corp
    May 23, 2016 at 4:37 PM - theLumberJack: probably don't want to stare at it all evening
    May 23, 2016 at 4:44 PM - Statboy: I would love to work for a stable soulless company, after working for small businesses that are always in danger of going under a little job security would go a long way
    May 23, 2016 at 5:30 PM - Reechard: heh Stat
    May 23, 2016 at 5:30 PM - Reechard: you a funny guy
    May 23, 2016 at 5:30 PM - Reechard: the parent corporation fired 3/4 of my company's staff 2 months ago
    May 23, 2016 at 5:30 PM - Reechard: gave them a 1-month head start
    May 23, 2016 at 5:30 PM - Reechard: and a month of severance pay
    May 23, 2016 at 5:31 PM - Reechard: there's no job security. That's an absolute illusion.
    May 23, 2016 at 5:33 PM - Statboy: in this economy i believe it
    May 23, 2016 at 6:30 PM - theLumberJack: No charge/
    May 23, 2016 at 6:30 PM - theLumberJack: ?
    May 23, 2016 at 6:32 PM - Statboy: so Mavruk intimidates the little toadshit idessa?
    May 23, 2016 at 6:35 PM - VaultBot: unless the majority of voters are disgruntled farmers
    May 23, 2016 at 6:35 PM - VintagePC: no, the toadshit dragon
    May 23, 2016 at 6:36 PM - Statboy: :stir: :stir: :stir:
    May 23, 2016 at 6:37 PM - VintagePC: I don't think I could have, I would have clipped the wall doing so
    May 23, 2016 at 7:13 PM - theLumberJack: now that's a will save
    May 23, 2016 at 7:15 PM - Hexalan: this ho making breath attacks every single round tho?
    May 23, 2016 at 7:16 PM - theLumberJack: Okay guys I have an idea
    May 23, 2016 at 7:16 PM - theLumberJack: I'll move next to mavruk, and ready an action to hit the dragon
    May 23, 2016 at 7:16 PM - theLumberJack: mavruk will throw me at the dragon
    May 23, 2016 at 7:17 PM - VintagePC: flying halfling
    May 23, 2016 at 7:17 PM - VintagePC: I like
    May 23, 2016 at 7:32 PM - theLumberJack: oh my god
    May 23, 2016 at 7:32 PM - theLumberJack: i just got the best character combination idea
    May 23, 2016 at 7:33 PM - theLumberJack: a halfling brawler, and a half-orc barbarian.
    May 23, 2016 at 7:33 PM - VaultBot: rofl vintage being trolled by the reviews.
    May 23, 2016 at 7:33 PM - theLumberJack: The half-orc throws the halfling at people who then grapples onto their faces
    May 23, 2016 at 7:33 PM - theLumberJack: their backstory is they are circus performers
    May 23, 2016 at 7:44 PM - theLumberJack: Considering my actual will save is +3 i am quite impressed
    May 23, 2016 at 8:00 PM - Statboy: DAT Nat 20 reflex
    May 23, 2016 at 8:05 PM - Hexalan: i get good rolls only in combat
    May 23, 2016 at 8:06 PM - VintagePC: does that include the dragon's -2 for being shaken?
    May 23, 2016 at 8:08 PM - VintagePC: or do we have to beat a fixed DC instead of rolling against its attack?
    May 23, 2016 at 8:15 PM - Hexalan: yes
    May 23, 2016 at 8:22 PM - Statboy: fixed reflex for half
     
  18. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 23, 2016 at 8:45 PM - VintagePC: boooo
    May 23, 2016 at 9:56 PM - Hexalan: wat
    May 23, 2016 at 10:00 PM - Hexalan: why she keep rolling so high on breath attack damage
    May 23, 2016 at 10:27 PM - Hexalan: here's another one [​IMG]
     
  19. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 24, 2016 5:53 AM - theLumberJack: Hex you should've been a war priest and take sacred weapon on your bite
    May 24, 2016 7:11 AM - Statboy: no more Disney Infinity money grabs. Disney is closing down it's video game department and switching to selling licenses for others to make games from their property.
    May 24, 2016 8:07 AM - VaultBot: slc for sd cards. they are industry standard. an 8gb sd card with slc formating can be $250+
    May 24, 2016 8:07 AM - theLumberJack: I don't even know what Disney Infinity is
    May 24, 2016 11:30 AM - Reechard: disney infinity = Skylanders
    May 24, 2016 11:30 AM - Reechard: with disney characters
    May 24, 2016 11:31 AM - Reechard: Skylanders = game with action figures you "scan" into the game in order to play as that character
    May 24, 2016 11:31 AM - Reechard: not even action figures really, basically pre-painted miniatures
    May 24, 2016 11:31 AM - Reechard: physical DLC
    May 24, 2016 11:32 AM - Reechard: at $10-15 per character
    May 24, 2016 11:33 AM - Reechard: lately they've been getting more grabby and doing powerup "addons"
    May 24, 2016 11:33 AM - Reechard: so if you buy a $10 powerup pack, you can put down a "fireball" modifier and then a character on top of it, and then that character can use fireball.
    May 24, 2016 11:33 AM - Reechard: or wtf ever
    May 24, 2016 11:34 AM - Hexalan: webkinz
    May 24, 2016 11:43 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 24, 2016 11:43 AM - theLumberJack: dat sales model
    May 24, 2016 4:01 PM - Statboy: it also has a sandbox, create your own level thing. But the pieces to build levels cost extra
    May 24, 2016 4:02 PM - Statboy: someone did the math and to purchase every purchasable thing in Disney Infinity 3 cost over 1k
    May 24, 2016 4:11 PM - Statboy: Imagine Gmod, were every tool, character model, gamemode, and prop costs real money and you have disney infinity
    May 24, 2016 4:49 PM - TimeCrush: You have a s teaming pile of shit*
    May 24, 2016 9:08 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: so i guess patience works... origin is giving away all BF4 dlcs away now it seems
    May 24, 2016 9:09 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: well the only one they haven't given away, at least to my knowledge, is navy strike or w/e
     
  20. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    May 24, 2016 at 11:30 PM - Hexalan: lol the bite might be the only one to hit
    May 24, 2016 at 11:31 PM - Hexalan: she can't be poisoned, can she?
    May 24, 2016 at 11:32 PM - Hexalan: rolled 2's to hit with the halberd, and then a 1 to damage for the bite that does get a high hit
    May 25, 2016 at 5:35 AM - theLumberJack: aw man there's a pf horror book coming out in july
    May 25, 2016 at 5:35 AM - theLumberJack: much want
    May 25, 2016 at 6:55 AM - English: like a player companion? or an adventure path?
    May 25, 2016 at 6:57 AM - theLumberJack: http://paizo.com/products/btpy9jcx?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Horror-Adventures-Hardcover
    May 25, 2016 at 6:58 AM - theLumberJack: Rules
    May 25, 2016 at 6:58 AM - theLumberJack: man if i had some US dollars
    May 25, 2016 at 6:58 AM - theLumberJack: i'd pre-order the fuck out of that
    May 25, 2016 at 7:03 AM - English: Dude pair that with Rise of the RUne Lords???
    May 25, 2016 at 7:03 AM - English: fuckin terrifying
    May 25, 2016 at 7:04 AM - theLumberJack: Never played, but I would imagine
    May 25, 2016 at 7:04 AM - theLumberJack: It's exactly the thing the game my friend is starting next week needs
    May 25, 2016 at 7:04 AM - theLumberJack: But he's homebrewed some based off the CoC rules and PF drawbacks
    May 25, 2016 at 7:04 AM - VaultBot: gonna intimidate vintage into doing lava's homework :d
    May 25, 2016 at 7:04 AM - theLumberJack: Though he hasn't explained how t hey are going to work yet
    May 25, 2016 at 7:11 AM - English: oh man there is a part in rise of the rune lords where you go into a house and like every other room is save or die kinda of haunts
    May 25, 2016 at 7:12 AM - English: (thank god im a paladin)
    May 25, 2016 at 7:12 AM - theLumberJack: lol
    May 25, 2016 at 7:12 AM - theLumberJack: the dm is a big fan of lovecraft
    May 25, 2016 at 7:12 AM - theLumberJack: so i made an investigator
    May 25, 2016 at 7:13 AM - theLumberJack: I thoroughly expect my character will be insane in some way by the end
    May 25, 2016 at 7:13 AM - theLumberJack: and then die
    May 25, 2016 at 7:32 AM - English: investigators are so awful LOL
    May 25, 2016 at 7:37 AM - Reechard: OH R'LYEH?
    May 25, 2016 at 7:39 AM - Reechard: [​IMG]
    May 25, 2016 at 7:42 AM - theLumberJack: aw man investigators are awesome
    May 25, 2016 at 7:43 AM - theLumberJack: i've convinced the entire party that i'm just a cloth merchant
    May 25, 2016 at 7:43 AM - theLumberJack: you can't outskill the investigator
    May 25, 2016 at 7:44 AM - VaultBot: zirkus, you can be $250+
    May 25, 2016 at 7:44 AM - theLumberJack: Now granted if combat starts the first thing i'll be doing is drinking a shield extract to get my AC to 19
    May 25, 2016 at 7:44 AM - theLumberJack: then hiding behind the paladin
    May 25, 2016 at 7:44 AM - Statboy: investigators are best knowledge monkeys. 6+int skill points and int casters
    May 25, 2016 at 7:45 AM - English: nah man bards are where it is at :D
    May 25, 2016 at 7:46 AM - theLumberJack: dat inspiration though
    May 25, 2016 at 7:50 AM - theLumberJack: I also took the steel hound archetype, to potentially make my character even worse in combat
    May 25, 2016 at 7:50 AM - theLumberJack: Just because I want to RP in this group as long as I can as just a cowering merchant
    May 25, 2016 at 7:51 AM - theLumberJack: and then after something horrible happens he will rip off his tearaway merchant cloths. Unsheath his sword cane, pull out his pistol.
    May 25, 2016 at 7:51 AM - theLumberJack: Have this glorious unveiling
    May 25, 2016 at 7:51 AM - theLumberJack: Then go insane and die in some epic fashion
    May 25, 2016 at 7:58 AM - English: lolol
    May 25, 2016 at 8:35 AM - Reechard: A bard in Cthulhu mythos would be pretty fun to build
    May 25, 2016 at 8:36 AM - Reechard: he'd be like a wise old blues man
    May 25, 2016 at 8:36 AM - Reechard: has an acoustic guitar, and uses hoodoo
    May 25, 2016 at 8:37 AM - Reechard: an old bayou man from the swamps of louisiana
    May 25, 2016 at 8:57 AM - Statboy: Dr.Facilier?
    May 25, 2016 at 8:57 AM - theLumberJack: I love it
    May 25, 2016 at 8:57 AM - Statboy:
    May 25, 2016 at 9:04 AM - Hexalan: i heard zirkus
    May 25, 2016 at 9:06 AM - Hexalan: remember when zirkus was a thing
    May 25, 2016 at 9:07 AM - theLumberJack: What is zirkus?
    May 25, 2016 at 9:07 AM - Statboy: zirkus didn't hang with us for very long
    May 25, 2016 at 9:07 AM - Statboy: he was nice to have around
    May 25, 2016 at 9:08 AM - Reechard: he was around for a LONG time but didn't hang around long after the split
    May 25, 2016 at 9:08 AM - Reechard: he comes around and says hi occasionally
    May 25, 2016 at 9:08 AM - theLumberJack: oh the person zirkus
    May 25, 2016 at 9:08 AM - theLumberJack: [​IMG]
    May 25, 2016 at 9:27 AM - theLumberJack: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat/space-reach-threatened-area-templates
    May 25, 2016 at 9:27 AM - theLumberJack: afk for a few hours
    May 25, 2016 at 11:44 AM - Statboy: Reechard have you tried Pulsar? It seems like your kinda game
    May 25, 2016 at 12:23 PM - Reechard: I haven't been pc gaming at all lately
    May 25, 2016 at 12:48 PM - Statboy: thats understandable, Pulsar looks like playable Star Trek, I was hoping you'd tried it and could tell me if it's any good
    May 25, 2016 at 3:10 PM - VaultBot: eyepatch shopping in 3..2...1..
    May 25, 2016 at 3:10 PM - Hexalan: five foot steps aren't an action
    May 25, 2016 at 3:10 PM - Hexalan: you're specifically allowed to take one before, between, or after the attacks of a full-round attack
    May 25, 2016 at 3:10 PM - Hexalan: or as part of a move action when you're not using it to move your speed
    May 25, 2016 at 3:11 PM - Hexalan: if five foot steps were a swift action, everybody'd be using them every turn
    May 25, 2016 at 3:32 PM - SoL DarkLord: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Take-5-Foot-Step
    May 25, 2016 at 3:55 PM - Statboy: It's a miscellaneous action that takes "varying amounts of time to accomplish". Its not a free action, and its only a move action in specific circumstances, so most of the time its a swift
    May 25, 2016 at 3:57 PM - Statboy: but 5ft steps are actions
    May 25, 2016 at 3:58 PM - Hexalan: a swift action isn't anything that takes an amount of time
    May 25, 2016 at 3:58 PM - Hexalan: it's a specific kind of action
    May 25, 2016 at 3:58 PM - Hexalan: a five foot step isn't a move action
    May 25, 2016 at 3:58 PM - Hexalan: it is a specific thing that one can do when spending a move action on not moving your speed
    May 25, 2016 at 3:58 PM - VaultBot: quick lava, roll to see if he can staunch the bleeding
    May 25, 2016 at 3:58 PM - Statboy: "A swift action consumes a very small amount of time"
    May 25, 2016 at 3:59 PM - Statboy: "Any creature with a speed of 5 feet or less can't take a 5-foot step, since moving even 5 feet requires a move action for such a slow creature."
    May 25, 2016 at 3:59 PM - Statboy: 5ft step is listed under miscellaneous actions that as I said earlier take varying amounts of time to accomplish
    May 25, 2016 at 4:02 PM - VaultBot: 1+1 does =3
    May 25, 2016 at 4:02 PM - Hexalan: 5 foot step is listed under miscellaneous actions
    May 25, 2016 at 4:02 PM - Hexalan: it is not listed under swift actions
    May 25, 2016 at 4:02 PM - Statboy: :facepalm
    May 25, 2016 at 4:02 PM - Hexalan: if you care to scroll up 5 inches, you wil see immediate actions, and then swift actions
    May 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM - Statboy: yes and miscellaneous actions take varying amounts of time.
    May 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM - Hexalan: taking a turtle out of my backpack can take a varying amount of time
    May 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM - Hexalan: that doesn't make it not a move action
    May 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM - Statboy: you're not going to convince me that a 5ft step can be done as a free action
    May 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM - Hexalan: it's not a free action
    May 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM - Hexalan: it's not a typed action
    May 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM - Hexalan: it's its own thing
    May 25, 2016 at 4:04 PM - Statboy: there are no typed actions
    May 25, 2016 at 4:04 PM - Hexalan: full-round, standard, move, swift, free, immediate
    May 25, 2016 at 4:04 PM - Hexalan: those are the types of "Actions" that you get a specific number of each turn
    May 25, 2016 at 4:07 PM - Statboy: A 5ft step takes time, it doesn't say exactly how much time it takes so its GM's discretion, and my discretion says it's a swift most of the time
    May 25, 2016 at 4:11 PM - Hexalan: so you're saying five foot steps are swift actions?
    May 25, 2016 at 4:11 PM - Hexalan: you can perform a swift action to move five feet?
    May 25, 2016 at 4:15 PM - Statboy: within the rules of a 5ft step
    May 25, 2016 at 5:28 PM - Statboy: hope everyone is good to go for 2night
    May 25, 2016 at 5:37 PM - SoL DarkLord: I am yes.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice