You Know What Really Grinds Geoff's Gears?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Geoff, Nov 4, 2012.

  1. Cheese4Everyone

    Cheese4Everyone Ambassador to our Sentient Dairy-Based Overlords

    You know what really grinds my gears?

    A team of 9 scouts on Dustbowl....

    Oh yeah and we were on RED...seriously just because one player gets MVP with a class doesn't mean everyone needs to switch to that class...

    Unless its medic :nailbiting
     
  2. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    Meatshots for everyone!
     
  3. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Know what really grinds my gears?
    2 things.

    1st, when people are jogging down the street around a corner, forcing you to stop and wait. I can't go into the other lane, it's a blind curve and I don't know what's there!

    2nd, people who go into a convenience store and leave their car running with the stereo turned up. I just wanna hop in the car and drive off.
     
  4. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    ^#@*(&$# Microsoft. Hotmail has been bugging me for weeks about switching to the new Outlook. I click Upgrade and the next page says "Outlook upgrades are not available at this time."
     
  5. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    Y'know what really segfaults my code? When people try to do cutesy subtle things instead of just coming right out and saying "Hey, X is annoying/a problem/disliked" to me. It just means stuff won't actually get done until I notice your lack of professional courtesy. And I'll play games right back until you learn it's faster to just ask directly.
     
  6. CorruptDictator

    CorruptDictator I want a custom title, but I dont trust VintagePC

    Start always carrying a pad of stick notes and a pen, leave a note saying "In the last 30 seconds I could have stolen your car dumbass."
     
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  7. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    I recall reading about someone that reached into such a car, switched off the ignition, locked the doors, and tossed the keys through a small crack in the window. Or just roll up the windows and lock all the doors. wasted gas AND a call to someone that has to unlock your car( locksmith, onstar, whatever)
     
  8. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    omg I might actually have to do that.
     
  9. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    That's just mean. Plus means for an ass whooping if they see you from inside the store.
     
  10. Geoff

    Geoff Sir "Let's Play" Forum Moderator Staff Member

    Funny story about a running car. 4 years back, someone stole a car at my local speedway because someone left it running. The cop that got there to "investigate" found his way to my house saying he "followed tracks here". I had to assure him one of my friends didn't stay over or any bullshit like that. They eventually found the car like 40 minutes away, abandoned.

    So, you know what decently grinds my gears?

    Cops in small towns with nothing better to do thinking they are awesome because they "followed footprints" or some BS to my house where I was sleeping when the crime happened. I hate my small town sometimes.
     
  11. Carcajou

    Carcajou Achievement Hunter

    Ya know what really grinds my gears??

    The fact that I have a headache...but it's RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT on the edge of going away and it won't go away.....!!!
     
  12. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    You know what really grinds my gears?

    The United States Postal Service.

    Fuck the USPS. They have left notices for pick up several times at the door when someone was home! They didn't even ring the doorbell. We noticed they do it more often when it's a big parcel. If you're too lazy to bring a package to the front door as part of your job then quit. There are millions of Americans without a job that would gladly deliver a package to the ends of the universe to make a buck!
     
  13. Geoff

    Geoff Sir "Let's Play" Forum Moderator Staff Member

    You know what really grinds my gears?

    When people call 28 Days/Weeks later a ZOMBIE movie. Mother fuckers, do you know what zombies are?! Zombies EAT people. The same goes for Left 4 Dead. Ever noticed how when your teammate has 40 "zombies" on him, they are KICKING and PUNCHING him to death? Yeah, they never eat you.
     
  14. Geoff

    Geoff Sir "Let's Play" Forum Moderator Staff Member

    You know what really grinds my gears?

    A certain youtuber (among the many) who tells people that he will only continue the series if he gets a shit ton of likes. Yeah, my ass. You'll continue anyway because you want to play the fucking game. I wish I could just get all his subs to NOT like or dislike his first video in a new series, and see if he keeps going. You know he will.
     
  15. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    Welcome to the generation of Like-whores.
     
  16. Geoff

    Geoff Sir "Let's Play" Forum Moderator Staff Member

    He's also the guy who says at every damned new series "Tell me how you find my channel". Oh yeah, I'll tell you how I found your channel over and over and over and over and over and over again.

    I want to punch him in the face at times...
     
  17. Geoff

    Geoff Sir "Let's Play" Forum Moderator Staff Member

    You know what really grinds my gears?

    That I'll never pass Vintage in posts. YOU POST WHORE! Grrr.
     
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  18. tigar

    tigar Achievement Hunter

    you know what really grinds my gears?

    that vintage hasn't made the serious business invisible and do it the old style of having to ask permission to get access
     
  19. Carcajou

    Carcajou Achievement Hunter

    Ya know what really grinds my gears??

    Once again: Idiot drivers!! I was on my way home from picking up Bioshock Infinite for the boyfriend and some JACKWAGON was doing 100 down the freeway... (100 MPH) I had to evade his dumb ass and merge off the freeway because he lost it...

    SLOW THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE IF YOU'RE LATE, LEAVE EARLIER!!!!!!!!!
     
  20. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    You know what grinds my gears? When people put toilet paper the wrong way.

    It's especially bad at work. Whoever changes the rolls CONSTANTLY puts them the wrong way. You're in an uncomfortable environment. The toilet paper dispenser is so low to the ground you have to bend all the way over to reach it. The dispenser feels like it's rusted up and will barely turn. It's locked so you can't fix it. And then you pull it when it's the wrong way and it keeps snapping.

    Remember people, OVER THE ROLL AND UNDER YOUR BUTT! Remember this and always put the roll the right way.
     
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