Canada mints? We're not allowed to say the Pledge of Allegiance in our own damn country but we sell Canada mints? Not Canadian mints to distinguish them as a type of mint popular in Canada, but pure Canada mints like "fuck you America, this is better than you. These aren't from Canada, they are good enough to be their own proper noun." Where's my 'Murica Mints? I blame Iceh, Vintage, and Train.