The last thing you had in your hand before sitting down at the computer is now your sole weapon against the incoming hordes. How screwed are you? What would you do with it? In my case: My phone. If only it was a nokia, we'd all be saved. :/ Looks like I'm re-wiring the display backlight into a portable stun-gun. (Also, I feel sorry for guys that just came back from the bathroom, looks like you're stuck standing around holding your dick If you washed your hands like you should at least you'd have a faucet at your disposal)
