Shoutbox Archive Thread (slow Load - Long Posts)

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  1. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 28, 2015 4:53 AM - VaultBot: skynet, here we come!
    Sep 28, 2015 10:33 AM - Statboy: But an entire dimension devoted to horrible horrible clowns!!!
    Sep 28, 2015 4:39 PM - English: Ahh the annual "As of September 29,2015 at 0022 zulu, I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future." post on FB is coming around again
    Sep 28, 2015 4:40 PM - English: Always gives me a chuckle
    Sep 28, 2015 5:12 PM - LavaRed: Oh my goodness is it freaking Thanksgiving yet? Sweet mother of ...#$^(U#@)^*_)*@#$!!!!!
    Sep 28, 2015 6:43 PM - SoL DarkLord: It's not even Halloween yet Lava.... so no it is not Thanksgiving yet...
    Sep 28, 2015 7:12 PM - LavaRed: :(
    Sep 28, 2015 7:21 PM - Hexalan: does lava want food?
    Sep 28, 2015 7:29 PM - LavaRed: Lava is not complaining about being pregnant, but Lava is highly anxious to hold her son instead of carrying him around
    Sep 28, 2015 8:01 PM - Statboy: scale of 1 to 10 how stoked is Reechard about having a son and not being outnumbered by the females?
    Sep 28, 2015 8:06 PM - VintagePC: *gloats about being Canadian since technically thanksgiving is in two weeks
    Sep 28, 2015 8:59 PM - SoL DarkLord: There there lava... he needs to be cooked just right before he comes out... else you get a lonesome... and we don't need another lonesome around here.
    Sep 28, 2015 9:03 PM - LavaRed: I laughed way harder at that than I should have SoL
    Sep 28, 2015 9:04 PM - VaultBot: "and i don't even know what company monsanto is
    Sep 28, 2015 9:04 PM - LavaRed: Stat, he's excited
    Sep 28, 2015 9:04 PM - LavaRed: Vintage...you suck butt
    Sep 28, 2015 9:05 PM - Hexalan: something something lava
    Sep 28, 2015 9:07 PM - LavaRed: I will know by next Wednesday if he's going to make an appearance in October or November
     
  2. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 29, 2015 6:57 AM - VintagePC imagines reechard prancing around like a little girl throwing flowers and going 'SQUEEE! ITS A BOY!
    Sep 29, 2015 6:58 AM - VintagePC: disturbing yet hilarious
    Sep 29, 2015 7:21 AM - TimeCrush: AWwwwwww shit TC MAKIN MOVES GETTIN PAID BITCHES.
    Sep 29, 2015 7:21 AM - TimeCrush: I got a nice raise
    Sep 29, 2015 8:06 AM - English: woo woo
    Sep 29, 2015 11:06 AM - Statboy: http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/forum/topic/19135803515?page=1
    Sep 29, 2015 11:06 AM - Statboy: most hilarious forum page ever
    Sep 29, 2015 12:11 PM - Hexalan: i'll make you a baby cozy, lava
    Sep 29, 2015 12:25 PM - English: Hex. Don't you have a restraining order against all children?
    Sep 29, 2015 1:59 PM - VaultBot: and trying to speak for everyone
    Sep 29, 2015 1:59 PM - Statboy: more like all children have a restraining order against hex
    Sep 29, 2015 2:21 PM - English: ^^ what he said
    Sep 29, 2015 2:24 PM - LavaRed: wtf is a baby cozy? lol
    Sep 29, 2015 2:29 PM - theLumberJack: its a like a tea cozy
    Sep 29, 2015 2:30 PM - VaultBot: just keep right clicking and hitting "play" to see all the animations
    Sep 29, 2015 2:30 PM - English: So... A sweater?
    Sep 29, 2015 2:35 PM - theLumberJack: a cozy only has two holes
    Sep 29, 2015 2:36 PM - theLumberJack: but sometimes three
    Sep 29, 2015 2:36 PM - VaultBot: finishes setting up the facilities for a carcassonne server english is gonna miss all the fun
    Sep 29, 2015 2:36 PM - theLumberJack: so who knows
    Sep 29, 2015 2:47 PM - theLumberJack: a knit baby bag?
    Sep 29, 2015 2:49 PM - Hexalan: you put babies in it
    Sep 29, 2015 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: but that could be anything hex
    Sep 29, 2015 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: a blanket
    Sep 29, 2015 2:55 PM - theLumberJack: a crib
    Sep 29, 2015 2:56 PM - theLumberJack: a car seat
    Sep 29, 2015 2:56 PM - theLumberJack: a plate
    Sep 29, 2015 2:56 PM - theLumberJack: a diaper pad
    Sep 29, 2015 2:56 PM - theLumberJack: anything
    Sep 29, 2015 3:03 PM - Hexalan: yeah but
    Sep 29, 2015 3:03 PM - Hexalan: it's a cozy
    Sep 29, 2015 3:04 PM - Hexalan: for the express purpose of putting babies in it
    Sep 29, 2015 3:45 PM - LavaRed: sooo it's a sleep sack?
    Sep 29, 2015 3:47 PM - theLumberJack: thats my understanding
    Sep 29, 2015 4:12 PM - English: So... a sleeping bag?
    Sep 29, 2015 4:39 PM - Hexalan: not for sleeping or anything
    Sep 29, 2015 4:39 PM - Hexalan: no specific purpose other than for putting a baby in it
    Sep 29, 2015 4:51 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Sep 29, 2015 4:52 PM - Statboy: it's like a straight jacket for babies apparently
    Sep 29, 2015 6:39 PM - VaultBot: there not a real redhead unless they have been doing it a razer naga?
    Sep 29, 2015 6:39 PM - VintagePC: Here I was thinking it was for storage... when you're done with your baby you put it in the cozy before you put it away in the cupboard
    Sep 29, 2015 6:39 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Sep 29, 2015 10:18 PM - Hexalan: keeps the dust off
     
  3. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Sep 30, 2015 9:02 PM - VintagePC: For reechard:
    Sep 30, 2015 9:02 PM - VintagePC: [​IMG]
    Sep 30, 2015 10:50 PM - Hexalan: oh god it went on way longer than i thought it did
     
  4. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Oct 1, 2015 11:57 AM - VaultBot: ok good to know
    Oct 1, 2015 11:57 AM - Statboy: Netanyahu just gave the most amazing speech I've ever heard to the UN, once it's uploaded to youtube everybody should listen to it in its entirety.
    Oct 1, 2015 1:03 PM - Statboy: and don't be all "It's more than 15 seconds long I don't have the attention span" or "I don't follow politics it's annoying" unless you want me up on my soapbox giving the that's what's wrong with us speech
    Oct 1, 2015 1:07 PM - TimeCrush: "Politics aren't important." :stir:
    Oct 1, 2015 1:11 PM - Reechard: stat are you voting for trump?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:24 PM - English: What does one have to do with the other Reechard?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:28 PM - Reechard: well, if he's voting for trump, I can safely ignore literally everything politics-related he says ever.
    Oct 1, 2015 1:32 PM - English: So because Stat says that you should watch a speech by Netanyahu responding to another nation calling for its destruction and the murder of its people, you are going to disregard it based solely on the fact that he might vote for trump?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:33 PM - Reechard: /sigh
    Oct 1, 2015 1:33 PM - Hexalan: what's his speech about stat?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:33 PM - Reechard: [​IMG]
    Oct 1, 2015 1:33 PM - VaultBot: code well if shes drunk then shes now a pleasure model?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:33 PM - Reechard: maybe I'm tired of being these guys
    Oct 1, 2015 1:34 PM - Reechard: maybe the EU should do something for a change.
    Oct 1, 2015 1:34 PM - Hexalan: "a nation has no friends, only interests"
    Oct 1, 2015 1:34 PM - English: Hence why he is speaking at the UN? Asking for the world of nations to do something?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:35 PM - Hexalan: is he just complaining about the iranian nuclear deal?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:35 PM - Reechard: he's complaining that palestine and israel are fighting and nobody is helping them
    Oct 1, 2015 1:35 PM - Reechard: well... it's been happening for like 3000 years now.
    Oct 1, 2015 1:35 PM - Hexalan: forever war
    Oct 1, 2015 1:36 PM - English: I don't know how you can call it complaining when another nation has consistently called for the murder of every Jew in Israel
    Oct 1, 2015 1:36 PM - English: And the United States and other countries just agreed to give that Nation nuclear capabilities
    Oct 1, 2015 1:36 PM - Hexalan: "com·plain kəmˈplān/ verb gerund or present participle: complaining express dissatisfaction or annoyance about a state of affairs or an event."
    Oct 1, 2015 1:37 PM - Hexalan: he is expressing dissatisfaction about the state of affairs in the isreali-palestinian conflight
    Oct 1, 2015 1:37 PM - English: Yup he is just annoyed its alright let Iran do as they please
    Oct 1, 2015 1:38 PM - English: You complain about not getting the last slice of pizza
    Oct 1, 2015 1:38 PM - Hexalan: words are words
    Oct 1, 2015 1:38 PM - English: You don't complain about another nation vowing to wipe your country and all its people off the face of the planet
    Oct 1, 2015 1:38 PM - Reechard: pretty sure nobody is handing Iran anything, in fact, they're taking it away from them
    Oct 1, 2015 1:38 PM - Hexalan: the nature of the meaning is the same. the intensity is subjective
    Oct 1, 2015 1:39 PM - English: Im pretty sure letting Iran do the inspections and Iran being able to push off inspections by a set number of days is handing them a lot
    Oct 1, 2015 1:41 PM - Hexalan: i think it's similar to weimar germany
    Oct 1, 2015 1:41 PM - Hexalan: (or the end of it, anyway)
    Oct 1, 2015 1:42 PM - Hexalan: the no one wanted them to have a military, but they built one anyway, everyone knew they were doing it, but no one wanted to do anything about it
    Oct 1, 2015 1:42 PM - English: And that ended wonderfully didn't it?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:42 PM - Hexalan: no one wants iran to have nukes, everyone says they shouldn't have nukes, but they go ahead trying to make them anyway
    Oct 1, 2015 1:43 PM - Hexalan: the deal lends a legal legitamacy to a way to make them stop
    Oct 1, 2015 1:44 PM - VaultBot: how would you know engrish?
    Oct 1, 2015 1:44 PM - English: If they enforced the sanctions that are already in place they can do the same!
    Oct 1, 2015 1:44 PM - Hexalan: we would like to be doing that
    Oct 1, 2015 1:44 PM - Hexalan: but it seems to not be working
    Oct 1, 2015 1:45 PM - English: Well shit the bus isn't gonna drive itself. If no one is willing to enforce what is there, doesn't mean the sanctions don't work
    Oct 1, 2015 2:06 PM - TimeCrush: Oooo buddy, awful lotta :stir
    Oct 1, 2015 2:06 PM - VaultBot: if i
    Oct 1, 2015 2:06 PM - TimeCrush: :stir: :stir:
    Oct 1, 2015 2:09 PM - Statboy: no I'm not voting trump, I was leaning walker but he left the race. also Obama just showed what happens when America isn't leading in foreign policy
    Oct 1, 2015 2:11 PM - Statboy: the EU and everyone else does nothing while terrorists and evil dictators run rampant. yes I am referring to Putin as well as al queda the Taliban Isis and boko haram
    Oct 1, 2015 2:13 PM - Statboy: but mostly I'm saying it was an amazing informative intelligent speech
    Oct 1, 2015 2:17 PM - Hexalan: you are allowed to appreciate the rhetorical qualities of a work without regard to its contents
    Oct 1, 2015 4:47 PM - VintagePC: pretty sure WWII was also a case of nobody doing anything until it was too late...
     
  5. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Oct 2, 2015 at 4:20 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Oct 2, 2015 at 5:54 PM - LavaRed: da duq
    Oct 2, 2015 at 5:54 PM - Hexalan: i hate this guy
    Oct 2, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Hexalan: he's called "slim jesus"
    Oct 2, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Hexalan: all he's famous for is trying way too hard to be eminem
    Oct 2, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Hexalan: i don't think the op knew that though
    Oct 2, 2015 at 5:55 PM - Hexalan: just that this guy looks stupid
    Oct 2, 2015 at 6:00 PM - LavaRed: I fail to understand why someone who looks like a prepubsecent girl thinks they can portray any plausibility of being cool or badass
    Oct 2, 2015 at 6:07 PM - TimeCrush: Thats why I don't front Lava, its fanny packs and glitter balm for me.
    Oct 2, 2015 at 6:10 PM - LavaRed: Baller :p
    Oct 2, 2015 at 6:11 PM - LavaRed: you'd get along well with my middle schooler lol
    Oct 2, 2015 at 6:34 PM - LavaRed: hmmm might be time to turn on the heat when your toes go numb...
    Oct 2, 2015 at 7:16 PM - Hexalan: don't front
    Oct 2, 2015 at 7:43 PM - lonesome killer: Customer at work yesterday asked why do we need guns. Then 13 died later that day.
    Oct 2, 2015 at 7:48 PM - Hexalan: classmate at school yesterday asked why do we need abortions. Then 1500 were born in poverty later that day.
    Oct 2, 2015 at 8:34 PM - LavaRed: The impovershied are always the most fertile....
    Oct 2, 2015 at 8:34 PM - LavaRed: *impovershed
    Oct 2, 2015 at 8:53 PM - VintagePC: :stir:
    Oct 2, 2015 at 9:22 PM - Statboy: I have a similar sentimate to lava's. mines "the idiots are breading faster than the rest of us"
    Oct 2, 2015 at 9:31 PM - VaultBot: sooo it's a sleep sack?
    Oct 2, 2015 at 9:31 PM - LavaRed: Idiocracy
    Oct 2, 2015 at 9:31 PM - LavaRed: case in point: It took us 6 years to give our kid a sibling despite our good parenting skills and financial capability
    Oct 2, 2015 at 9:32 PM - LavaRed: while I work for CPS where everyone on welfare can get pregnant by thinking about it
     
  6. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Oct 3, 2015 10:31 AM - Statboy: https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/CI8UPHMzZm8?rel=0
    Oct 3, 2015 10:32 AM - Statboy: this woman must have 26 children
    Oct 3, 2015 4:26 PM - Hexalan: you can't trust middle-class white women with children
    Oct 3, 2015 4:53 PM - LavaRed: wat
    Oct 3, 2015 6:09 PM - VintagePC: CASE IN POINT
    Oct 3, 2015 6:09 PM - VintagePC: :stir:
    Oct 3, 2015 6:09 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Oct 3, 2015 7:03 PM - Hexalan: you're not a middle class white woman with children, lava
    Oct 3, 2015 7:03 PM - Hexalan: you're a person who happens to be female, of caucasion descent, having pushed plaguespawn out of your genitals, and being of the middle class
    Oct 3, 2015 7:15 PM - VaultBot: and smokey is a huge dbag
    Oct 3, 2015 7:15 PM - LavaRed: ummmmmmm
    Oct 3, 2015 7:15 PM - LavaRed: wow
    Oct 3, 2015 7:15 PM - LavaRed: actually, I was gutted like a fish instead, so BOOM
    Oct 3, 2015 7:18 PM - VintagePC: BOOM... hex got middle classed SCHOOLED
    Oct 3, 2015 7:20 PM - LavaRed: HA
    Oct 3, 2015 8:11 PM - Hexalan: no woman of woman not of woman born can slay me, lava
    Oct 3, 2015 8:36 PM - LavaRed: [​IMG]
    Oct 3, 2015 8:47 PM - VaultBot: all the animations
    Oct 3, 2015 8:51 PM - TimeCrush: [​IMG]
    Oct 3, 2015 8:52 PM - LavaRed: I do not understand how I got a decent amount of sleep last night, AND a 3 hour nap, and I'm still exhausted to the point of wanting to go to bed
    Oct 3, 2015 8:53 PM - LavaRed: I've literally done nothing but homework today too
     
  7. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Oct 4, 2015 8:51 AM - lonesome killer: Who wants to fund me $300 so I can get a trust and get cool weapons?
    Oct 4, 2015 8:53 AM - TimeCrush: lolnope
    Oct 4, 2015 8:53 AM - lonesome killer: Or does someone know a lawyer that can do it cheaper than 300?
    Oct 4, 2015 9:38 AM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: too much sleep makes you sleepy too
    Oct 4, 2015 9:54 AM - lonesome killer: Or it could be a symptom of being overweight
    Oct 4, 2015 9:56 AM - Hexalan: shots set on fire and thrown haphazardly
    Oct 4, 2015 9:58 AM - lonesome killer: Its the truth and someone needs to say it
    Oct 4, 2015 9:58 AM - lonesome killer: Like 1 of my friends who is extremely overweight complains about his back just about every week.
    Oct 4, 2015 9:59 AM - Hexalan: you remember the part where lava has plaguespawn growing out of her, right?
    Oct 4, 2015 9:59 AM - lonesome killer: Even though the answer is right there in front of him, he's blaming his mattress
    Oct 4, 2015 10:00 AM - lonesome killer: I'm tired of android. Seriouslly considering iPhone
    Oct 4, 2015 10:01 AM - Hexalan: every day lonesome drifts further from god's light
    Oct 4, 2015 10:02 AM - lonesome killer: iOS is the most powerful mobile OS and has the most, best apps period
    Oct 4, 2015 10:02 AM - VaultBot: he is speaking at the un? asking for the world to end sentences properly aren't very successful
    Oct 4, 2015 10:02 AM - lonesome killer: You can look at any benchmark you want. The only complaints people have about no customization can be solved by simple jailbreak
    Oct 4, 2015 10:05 AM - lonesome killer: They have the most accessories available
    Oct 4, 2015 10:05 AM - Hexalan: once upon a time
    Oct 4, 2015 10:06 AM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Oct 4, 2015 10:06 AM - lonesome killer: Except iphone being better is not wrong
    Oct 4, 2015 10:21 AM - TimeCrush: Lonesome, I wish you would leave and never come back.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:22 AM - TimeCrush: I'm a fantastic shit lord. I just hate you.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:22 AM - TimeCrush: A lot.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:22 AM - TimeCrush: More than I should some random person in a chat box across the country.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:22 AM - TimeCrush: But I disdain you.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:23 AM - TimeCrush: You are some amalgamation of disposed conservative body parts and a downy kids brain.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:24 AM - TimeCrush: Just eat a bullet from one of your guns and make everybody proud for once.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:24 AM - TimeCrush: TC OUT
    Oct 4, 2015 10:27 AM - Hexalan: cheddar bob's retarded coursin processed cheese product billy
    Oct 4, 2015 10:27 AM - Statboy: :stir:
    Oct 4, 2015 10:28 AM - Hexalan: i assume lonesome's name is billy
    Oct 4, 2015 10:28 AM - Hexalan: there seems to be lots of those down in the boondocks
    Oct 4, 2015 10:30 AM - Statboy: I think that may have crossed a line there TC, though Lonesome certainly crossed the line as well a little earlier. I'm typically an asshole, and I'm saying there's never a reason to talk to someone like that.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:31 AM - Statboy: That goes for both TC and Lonesome, I'll get off my soapbox now.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:31 AM - TimeCrush: He thinks hes a rootin' tootin' good ol boy.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:31 AM - Statboy: and you have to go down to his level?
    Oct 4, 2015 10:32 AM - TimeCrush: Nothing gets the point over thus far
    Oct 4, 2015 10:32 AM - TimeCrush: This isn't a new thing for him Stat, lets not act like this is out of the blue
    Oct 4, 2015 10:32 AM - Statboy: I know you TC you're better than that, we know lonesome, nothing is ever going to get the point over. If the Rednames ban him for what he said earlier that is certainly justified
    Oct 4, 2015 10:33 AM - TimeCrush: Its just, shit. We aren't even really a gaming community anymore, we are just people who hang out in the same general chatty area. Why are we still hanging with him?
    Oct 4, 2015 10:34 AM - TimeCrush: Or rather letting him hang with us
    Oct 4, 2015 10:34 AM - TimeCrush: There are 15-20 people who check this tops.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:34 AM - TimeCrush: Show me 5 in favor of him.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:34 AM - VaultBot: heh, there's even a crappier product
    Oct 4, 2015 10:34 AM - Statboy: Because we are generally nice and don't want to be assholes. Your an admin you can propose a ban on him, I'm saying don't go down to his level
    Oct 4, 2015 10:35 AM - Statboy: with the name calling and all that
    Oct 4, 2015 10:37 AM - Statboy: At this point I don't think anybody would be opposed to banning him, you really cannot say something like that to a pregnant girl
    Oct 4, 2015 10:38 AM - TimeCrush: I wish I could see a picture. So so badly.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:38 AM - Statboy: What picture is that?
    Oct 4, 2015 10:38 AM - TimeCrush: Of him
    Oct 4, 2015 10:39 AM - TimeCrush: I've got an idea of what I think he looks like
    Oct 4, 2015 10:39 AM - TimeCrush: I just need confirmation
    Oct 4, 2015 10:41 AM - Statboy: lol, Lonesome should be happy that he doesn't live close to Reechard, cause punching lonesome in the face is a justifiable reaction as well
    Oct 4, 2015 10:41 AM - TimeCrush: Its bad I know, but I've tried to find him a couple times. All I've got so far is his name is Jerry probably.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:41 AM - TimeCrush: Or Jeremy.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:42 AM - TimeCrush: And christ, that is on his steam profile page now.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:43 AM - TimeCrush: So its not even anything
    Oct 4, 2015 10:43 AM - Statboy: Pretty sure I listed my name as a Mr. Ben Dover on my profile page once
    Oct 4, 2015 10:45 AM - TimeCrush: Nah, his name is actually Jerry.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:45 AM - TimeCrush: Reverse search the hedgehog images in a thread he posted March 2014, all of them are Jerry the Hedgehog
    Oct 4, 2015 10:46 AM - Hexalan: wat
    Oct 4, 2015 10:46 AM - TimeCrush: If only I was a 14 year old keyboard warrior who could decently doxx
    Oct 4, 2015 10:46 AM - TimeCrush: lol
    Oct 4, 2015 10:46 AM - Hexalan: lonesome has a hedgehog self-insert oc
    Oct 4, 2015 10:46 AM - TimeCrush: It isn't his
    Oct 4, 2015 10:47 AM - TimeCrush: Ironically posting though I really wish it was his.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:50 AM - TimeCrush: I'm going to leave the computer for a few minutes. I don't want to spend my whole day off feverishly searching for somebody.
    Oct 4, 2015 10:52 AM - Hexalan: lol
    Oct 4, 2015 10:52 AM - VaultBot: vintage you missed
    Oct 4, 2015 10:52 AM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Oct 4, 2015 10:55 AM - Statboy: :roflmao
    Oct 4, 2015 10:58 AM - VintagePC: lolwut
    Oct 4, 2015 11:21 AM - VaultBot: no hablo francés. habléis inglés o español por favor.
    Oct 4, 2015 11:22 AM - Statboy: lol, i wanted to get the "lonesome is lonesome news at 11" autoreply
    Oct 4, 2015 1:34 PM - lonesome killer: I was wrong, I changed my mind
    Oct 4, 2015 1:35 PM - lonesome killer: I have a pure Android Nexus phone. Some basic games on the play store like Star Wars Commando will not work. It just crashes at the laoding screen
    Oct 4, 2015 1:35 PM - lonesome killer: Every time a cool new app comes out it takes 1/2 year to be ported to android
    Oct 4, 2015 1:36 PM - lonesome killer: after which case their constant incremental updates break something
    Oct 4, 2015 1:36 PM - lonesome killer: Oh the app worked on Android 5.0? 5.1 breaks it
    Oct 4, 2015 1:44 PM - Hexalan: the main problem here seems to be that you are not using an actual computer
    Oct 4, 2015 1:58 PM - lonesome killer: I did a good deed today. I informed another person of our state's gun laws and told him where to get a concealed class
    Oct 4, 2015 2:07 PM - lonesome killer: Guys remember just because a cop asks for your ID you dont have to give it unless they are detaining you or charging you with a crime
    Oct 4, 2015 2:07 PM - lonesome killer:
    Oct 4, 2015 2:16 PM - lonesome killer: You dont even have to give them a name
    Oct 4, 2015 2:25 PM - lonesome killer:
    Oct 4, 2015 2:29 PM - lonesome killer: [​IMG]
    Oct 4, 2015 3:45 PM - Hexalan: lonesome engaging in fine arts, engaging in rational discussion on comprable technology, using education
    Oct 4, 2015 3:46 PM - Hexalan: lionesome complaining about the government and the liberal conspiracy to steal his guns
    Oct 4, 2015 3:49 PM - VaultBot: heh, i think there's a bug
    Oct 4, 2015 3:49 PM - lonesome killer: The sheriff's office is the only constitutional police force
    Oct 4, 2015 3:51 PM - Hexalan: have you ever heard of "necessary and proper"
    Oct 4, 2015 8:24 PM - theLumberJack: the sheriffs office is easily the worst form of police force
     
  8. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Oct 5, 2015 9:38 PM - Hexalan: actually i think lonesome's name is jessup
    Oct 5, 2015 10:03 PM - Hexalan:
    Oct 5, 2015 10:03 PM - Hexalan: about 10 seconds are relevant to us
     
  9. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Oct 6, 2015 8:16 PM - lonesome killer: I hope the new Rockband or GH have some country track packs
     
  10. VaultBot

    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Oct 7, 2015 10:31 AM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Oct 7, 2015 10:31 AM - Statboy: found a whole page of these "how society has changed" cartoons
    Oct 7, 2015 10:31 AM - Statboy: also in b4 :stir: :stir: :stir: :stir:
    Oct 7, 2015 11:53 AM - Reechard: :stir:
    Oct 7, 2015 11:59 AM - English: :stir:
    Oct 7, 2015 12:19 PM - Reechard: Up until this year, it wasn't an issue with grades for me, it was an issue with "why is everything so ridiculously easy?"
    Oct 7, 2015 12:20 PM - Reechard: now she's in advanced classes and I'm going "holy crap I did this crap in high school"
    Oct 7, 2015 1:51 PM - lonesome killer: American children will never cathc up to the world. Chinese children are already making iPhones by the time they're 8
    Oct 7, 2015 1:52 PM - Statboy: child labor shops don't count lonesome
    Oct 7, 2015 1:54 PM - English: What people seem to not know about "our children's test scores vs children's test scores of county A in europe" is that they only test the best and brightest of their children
    Oct 7, 2015 1:55 PM - English: they only test those that are going to university. not those that are going to be burger flipping for the rest of their lives
    Oct 7, 2015 1:55 PM - English: We on the other hand, make it a requirement that all students be tested if they are in the public education system.
    Oct 7, 2015 1:55 PM - Statboy: Europe and America are still unique in believing that every child deserves a chance at school
    Oct 7, 2015 1:56 PM - English: So i always chuckle when they read those statistics about how we rank 275th in science and 159th in math
    Oct 7, 2015 1:56 PM - English: (fictitious numbers)
    Oct 7, 2015 1:57 PM - English: Must be nice to only test the top 10% of your population and say how awesome you are
    Oct 7, 2015 1:57 PM - Statboy: That and standardized tests don't test intelligence because schools invariably teach to the test and not the subject
    Oct 7, 2015 2:56 PM - LavaRed: Technically, intelligence cannot even BE measured as everyone/every county has a different definition of what intelligence truly is
    Oct 7, 2015 2:57 PM - LavaRed: on a personal level, I define intelligence as being well-rounded with a capacity to think to success despite the obstacles/lack of resources
    Oct 7, 2015 5:11 PM - theLumberJack: Intelligence is the stat that governs arcane casting
    Oct 7, 2015 7:22 PM - Hexalan: funny thing
    Oct 7, 2015 7:23 PM - Hexalan: we had presentation/discussions about the meaning of good education today in my language/rhetoric class
    Oct 7, 2015 7:30 PM - VaultBot: that page explains the clusterfuck of formats
    Oct 7, 2015 7:30 PM - theLumberJack: what was funny about it
    Oct 7, 2015 7:32 PM - Hexalan: because we're talking about the meaning of intelligence in schools here?
    Oct 7, 2015 7:35 PM - theLumberJack: oh
    Oct 7, 2015 7:35 PM - theLumberJack: right
    Oct 7, 2015 8:17 PM - Statboy: My definition of intelligence is Red Green
     
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    Oct 8, 2015 at 8:51 AM - TimeCrush: Stat, I'm pretty sure I just watched this be made http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net...adoodle.png/revision/latest?cb=20150625233900
    Oct 8, 2015 at 9:35 AM - Statboy: lol
    Oct 8, 2015 at 10:16 AM - VaultBot: ok good to know
    Oct 8, 2015 at 10:16 AM - Statboy: Geoff, were you as disappointed as I was in last nights Supernatural?
    Oct 8, 2015 at 3:30 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: holllly shit.... star wars battlefront is pretty damn fun. Too bad its going to be a dlc ridden EA shithole
     
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    Oct 9, 2015 11:53 AM - Statboy: yah snuffles day one DLC (available in the Deluxe Edition) includes an entire level, and at least two weapons they claim are more powerful than stock. So the game has you buying power.
    Oct 9, 2015 11:55 AM - Statboy: When will EA realize that different monetization methods (ie Full price up front, DLC laden, monthly subscription, freemium, microtransaction) are meant to be used separately not all together. Bethesda learned that with ESO and changed their monetization model.
    Oct 9, 2015 12:19 PM - VaultBot: why not all of them are jerry the hedgehog
    Oct 9, 2015 12:19 PM - Hexalan: when people stop buying it
    Oct 9, 2015 12:19 PM - English: Exactly Hex. If they keep making money hand over fist, then why would they stop just because some people complain?
    Oct 9, 2015 2:42 PM - Reechard: I was soooooo so pissed when I found out EA got the star wars licenses
    Oct 9, 2015 2:43 PM - Reechard: I don't like BF or CoD to begin with, and now they have BF: Star Wars Edition.
    Oct 9, 2015 2:44 PM - Reechard: and I didn't want Dragon Age: Coruscant...
    Oct 9, 2015 2:44 PM - Reechard: which is what any resurrection of star wars rpg games will be
    Oct 9, 2015 2:47 PM - Reechard: or there'll be a 3-game Jedi apprenticeship trilogy that promises huge awesome multiple endings depending on the splitting path you take through all 3 games, and you'll get to the end, and it'll be "here's the color of the lightsaber you get"
    Oct 9, 2015 4:10 PM - Statboy: I haven't bought EA in a long time, I wish others would do the same
    Oct 9, 2015 5:47 PM - Reechard: I bought the mass effect trilogy
    Oct 9, 2015 5:47 PM - Reechard: for the 360
    Oct 9, 2015 5:47 PM - Reechard: used
    Oct 9, 2015 5:47 PM - Reechard: from gamestop
    Oct 9, 2015 5:47 PM - Reechard: I bought a few PS2 games... mostly EA BIG sports games like NBA Street
    Oct 9, 2015 7:51 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: o_O you mean like... Knights of the Old Republic? cuz they already made a dragon age ish star wars games
    Oct 9, 2015 8:03 PM - lonesome killer: 2 more school shooting this week. I feel for the unarmed.
    Oct 9, 2015 8:16 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
     
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    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:31 AM - Ephex: sup fam
    Oct 10, 2015 at 7:21 AM - Reechard: sup ephex
    Oct 10, 2015 at 10:20 AM - Statboy: Lonesome I was a sophomore in HS when Columbine happened. Some stupid kids threatened copycat shootings at my school the next day. So the Police put an armed cop on every hallway and every door in the school. No soft target, and no teachers carrying guns (cause not all teachers are stable)
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:36 PM - Reechard: stat the school shootings lately have all been on college campuses
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:36 PM - Reechard: and I'm pretty sure all in states that have concealed carry permits of some type
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:37 PM - VaultBot: shes a poo poo face
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:37 PM - Reechard: but one universal truth is that concealed carry isn't permitted on college campuses, which means you won't run into any (*LEGALLY*) armed people there.
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:38 PM - Reechard: so the question remains; why do we make people jump through 46 hoops, get fingerprinted, send those to the FBI to be compared to the national database, go through safety courses, take a test, and get a license
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:38 PM - Reechard: just so we can be forced to either leave the legal guns in the car when we go to class...
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:39 PM - Reechard: or carry them anyway illegally
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:39 PM - Reechard: I went to a college that was the only nice thing plopped in the middle of a big-assed ghetto.
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:39 PM - Reechard: youngstown was a great big steel town up through the 70s
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:39 PM - Reechard: and now it's falling apart because nobody wants to pull it up into the 21st century.
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:40 PM - Reechard: and now that the statute of limitations has passed, sure, I carried a gun illegally on the days that I had class until 9PM
    Oct 10, 2015 at 12:40 PM - Reechard: because I wasn't gonna risk it.
    Oct 10, 2015 at 2:04 PM - theLumberJack: reechard is a badass
    Oct 10, 2015 at 2:48 PM - Statboy: I get what you're saying Reechard, I was just commenting on Lonesome thinking everybody should be armed. There is more than one way to remove the soft target from anyplace. You know me, I'm all about legal respectable gun ownership
    Oct 10, 2015 at 7:12 PM - lonesome killer: That's not true reechard. A handful of states do let students carry concealed on campus if they have the permit.
    Oct 10, 2015 at 7:13 PM - lonesome killer: And I don't trust no cop with a gun. 1 cop can't defend a school of people. Multiple armed citizens can.
    Oct 10, 2015 at 7:14 PM - lonesome killer: The Supreme Court has ruled several times that nobody, not even the police, are responsible for your safety
    Oct 10, 2015 at 7:15 PM - lonesome killer: Only you are
    Oct 10, 2015 at 7:30 PM - lonesome killer: There are currently 3 states that allow concealed carry on campus by law, and 6 that allow it but restrict who/where can carry.
     
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    Oct 11, 2015 8:55 AM - LavaRed: The thing is, if you know where guns are/aren't allowed by law abiding, permit-carrying citizens, where would you go on a shooting spree?
    Oct 11, 2015 8:56 AM - LavaRed: Hint: you're not going to a place where it's likely many people are armed
    Oct 11, 2015 2:34 PM - lonesome killer: I know. Fuck places that have guns banned
    Oct 11, 2015 6:55 PM - Ephex: I think we should ban all guns, and vote donald trump into office. :^)
    Oct 11, 2015 7:09 PM - SoL DarkLord: You try and remove guns from america... and well let's just say it wouldn't be pretty.
    Oct 11, 2015 7:32 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Oct 11, 2015 7:34 PM - Statboy: also :stir: :stir:
     
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    Oct 11, 2015 at 11:22 PM - lonesome killer: Gun ban in America will never happen. I'm not even the slightest concerned
    Oct 12, 2015 at 1:33 PM - Hexalan: bethesda showed out with some vault 111 leggings
    Oct 12, 2015 at 1:33 PM - Hexalan: in case you wanted to you like fallout, but still embrace your whitegirlitude
    Oct 12, 2015 at 2:30 PM - LavaRed: is that a problem?
    Oct 12, 2015 at 2:58 PM - Hexalan: naw
    Oct 12, 2015 at 2:58 PM - Hexalan: i was just hoping that old hoodies would go on sale too
    Oct 12, 2015 at 2:58 PM - Hexalan: that shit is fab af
    Oct 12, 2015 at 3:05 PM - Hexalan: you gonna cop some of those leggings, lava?
    Oct 12, 2015 at 3:09 PM - Statboy: [​IMG]
    Oct 12, 2015 at 3:09 PM - Statboy: i know that's not the view of the leggings that shows the "Vault 111" but that's the view I like
    Oct 12, 2015 at 3:10 PM - Statboy: you would thank me if you saw her face also
     
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    Oct 13, 2015 4:24 PM - TimeCrush: Shit man, Jbird on tf2 reddit
    Oct 13, 2015 4:24 PM - TimeCrush: Anybody remember him from Doublecross days?
    Oct 13, 2015 4:59 PM - LavaRed: vaguely yes
    Oct 13, 2015 5:18 PM - SoL DarkLord: Blargh.
    Oct 13, 2015 5:19 PM - Hexalan: sup fam
    Oct 13, 2015 10:48 PM - Snuffles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: So they released a Deus Ex graphic update looks pretty cool. good thing Deus Ex was a buck to try it out
     
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    VaultBot I'm Vintage's pet bot, I can't reply to PMs/posts.

    Oct 14, 2015 8:05 AM - lonesome killer: WHY THE FUCK DOES STEAM TAKE ALL YOUR BANDWIDTH
    Oct 14, 2015 8:06 AM - lonesome killer: I can't do a 100 MB LoL update in 10 minutes, but Steam has download 2 GB already.
    Oct 14, 2015 8:42 AM - theLumberJack: If you go into your settings you can limit the download bandwith for steam
    Oct 14, 2015 8:43 AM - theLumberJack: Also does LoL use peer to peer for patching?
    Oct 14, 2015 9:06 AM - Reechard: awwww lonesome is mad because his games download too fast.
    Oct 14, 2015 1:31 PM - VaultBot: based on my history, that's iffy at best.
    Oct 14, 2015 1:31 PM - English: mine
    Oct 14, 2015 1:36 PM - Reechard: mine?
    Oct 14, 2015 1:37 PM - English: moine
    Oct 14, 2015 1:39 PM - LavaRed: MOINE!
    Oct 14, 2015 1:54 PM - Hexalan: Janet!
    Oct 14, 2015 2:07 PM - Reechard: Brad!
    Oct 14, 2015 2:10 PM - English: Tara
    Oct 14, 2015 2:38 PM - Reechard: Rocky!
    Oct 14, 2015 2:55 PM - VaultBot: oddly enough the only constitutional police force
    Oct 14, 2015 2:55 PM - English: Brandi!
    Oct 14, 2015 4:00 PM - VaultBot: because it's almost 2k
    Oct 14, 2015 4:00 PM - lonesome killer: Some dude asked me at Walmart if I needed a concealed permit for my gun
    Oct 14, 2015 4:00 PM - lonesome killer: Yes...why do I need a concealed permit if my gun is open?
    Oct 14, 2015 4:01 PM - lonesome killer: Then he told me he was from one of the shittier states that makes you have like 3 licenses just to own one.
    Oct 14, 2015 4:01 PM - lonesome killer: And it all made sense. I told him "Yes you need a permit, its called the 2nd Amendment"
    Oct 14, 2015 4:01 PM - lonesome killer: Everyone lol'd , we had a good time
    Oct 14, 2015 6:11 PM - LavaRed: People suck. My filter is fucking gone. Debating going into hiding until this baby comes out.
    Oct 14, 2015 6:39 PM - English: heheheh
    Oct 14, 2015 7:04 PM - VintagePC: you're telling me
    Oct 14, 2015 7:05 PM - VintagePC: I had my phone number stolen by a shithole telemarketing co and am getting endless calls from people pissed I keep calling them
    Oct 14, 2015 7:05 PM - VintagePC: fortunately it's a voip/forwarding number so I can send straight to voicemail explaining the situation... but still
    Oct 14, 2015 7:06 PM - VintagePC: Oh, YOURE pissed they called you three times? Aint got nothing on the HUNDRED PEOPLE that call me all pissed off
    Oct 14, 2015 7:06 PM - VintagePC: fortunately most of them are more than polite once they realize what happened
    Oct 14, 2015 7:07 PM - VintagePC: and then you have the dumbasses that can't be bothered to listen to the VM message and bitch at me anyway
    Oct 14, 2015 7:08 PM - VintagePC: they picked the wrong number to steal... I straight up called their shit and the message tells people to get details and file an FCC complaint
    Oct 14, 2015 7:08 PM - VintagePC: BRING IT FUCKERS
    Oct 14, 2015 7:08 PM - VintagePC: /end angry penguin rant
    Oct 14, 2015 7:09 PM - VintagePC: if I find out the actual company
    Oct 14, 2015 7:09 PM - VintagePC: I'm gonna sic lava on them
    Oct 14, 2015 7:09 PM - VintagePC: angry pregnant woman = greatest justice on earth
    Oct 14, 2015 7:10 PM - VintagePC: :D
    Oct 14, 2015 8:34 PM - lonesome killer: If the fcc cares
    Oct 14, 2015 8:58 PM - VintagePC: if there's a few million in fines to be made... they probably care.
    Oct 14, 2015 9:12 PM - LavaRed: muahaha
    Oct 14, 2015 9:15 PM - Amanmegaman: Sorry but this is just to good to not show
    Oct 14, 2015 9:54 PM - Hexalan: that was a thing
    Oct 14, 2015 9:59 PM - Amanmegaman: a cat thing
     
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    Oct 15, 2015 12:54 PM - Statboy: I felt a disturbance in the force last night, turns out it was a red head laughing maniaclly
    Oct 15, 2015 2:16 PM - LavaRed: awww how sweet
    Oct 15, 2015 2:34 PM - Amanmegaman: We need to play the returned one for all mode in league some time
    Oct 15, 2015 7:37 PM - lonesome killer: Anyone know how to create a table in a web page that you can change the sorting and have it broken down in different sections?
    Oct 15, 2015 8:18 PM - VintagePC: kinda like we do in the deal vault? JQuery DataTables
     
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    Oct 16, 2015 11:51 AM - Ephex: bawks is dead
    Oct 16, 2015 12:35 PM - English: You're Dead!
    Oct 16, 2015 1:10 PM - Ephex: I am?
    Oct 16, 2015 1:44 PM - Reechard: YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET
    Oct 16, 2015 1:50 PM - Ephex: Well allllright.
    Oct 16, 2015 1:50 PM - Ephex: I have been awake for 45 hours starting at 3.
    Oct 16, 2015 1:50 PM - VaultBot: unless you have matched interlaced source to interlaced output
    Oct 16, 2015 1:50 PM - Ephex: So maybe I am dead.
    Oct 16, 2015 2:23 PM - lonesome killer: Where's the deal vault
    Oct 16, 2015 2:27 PM - lonesome killer: And why does TimeCrush want to know what I look like.
    Oct 16, 2015 2:28 PM - lonesome killer: I'll give you a hint. I always have a gun, so imagine a gun in whatever you come up with
    Oct 16, 2015 2:52 PM - TimeCrush: [​IMG]
    Oct 16, 2015 2:54 PM - English: Definitely Lonesome
    Oct 16, 2015 3:44 PM - Hexalan: totally wrong, tc, come on
    Oct 16, 2015 3:53 PM - Hexalan: [​IMG]
    Oct 16, 2015 3:53 PM - Hexalan: fixed
    Oct 16, 2015 4:37 PM - LavaRed: ahahahahha
    Oct 16, 2015 4:37 PM - LavaRed: omg hex
    Oct 16, 2015 4:38 PM - LavaRed: omg I'm losing it
    Oct 16, 2015 4:38 PM - Hexalan: :p
    Oct 16, 2015 4:42 PM - LavaRed: that was glorious...you deserve a donut
    Oct 16, 2015 5:00 PM - VintagePC: http://www.vaultf4.com/pages/dealvault/
    Oct 16, 2015 5:00 PM - VintagePC: also rofl
    Oct 16, 2015 5:20 PM - Statboy: It's the two rock band guitars that sold the picture as lonesome
    Oct 16, 2015 5:36 PM - Statboy: http://runt-of-the-web.com/best-drunk-texts/2
    Oct 16, 2015 5:36 PM - Statboy: too funny not to share
     
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    Oct 17, 2015 6:08 PM - LavaRed: shhhh
    Oct 17, 2015 6:30 PM - VintagePC: WHAAAA?
    Oct 17, 2015 6:44 PM - LavaRed: don't everyone speak at once
    Oct 17, 2015 7:16 PM - lonesome killer: Fuck that picture I would never have a revolver
    Oct 17, 2015 7:17 PM - lonesome killer: Nor would I grow my hair as long as a hippie
    Oct 17, 2015 7:54 PM - Reechard: ^never have a revolver. One of the dumbest statements I've ever heard from someone that's a gun nut to the point of being an asshole
    Oct 17, 2015 10:35 PM - lonesome killer: All about the semiautomatics
    Oct 17, 2015 10:48 PM - Hexalan: revolvers aren't tactical enough, reechard
     
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