Quotes Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'Spam' started by Net, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    DeBo [VF4-S]: REECHARD
    DeBo [VF4-S]: STOP IT
    Reechard [VF4-S]: DOBE
    Reechard [VF4-S]: YOU STOP IT
    Reechard [VF4-S]: GOOBY PLZ
    DeBo [VF4-S]: WAIT
    DeBo [VF4-S]: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING HOUSE ELF?
    Reechard [VF4-S]: DOBBY ARAM
    DeBo [VF4-S]: HOW MANY ARAMS????
    Reechard [VF4-S]: FUCKING NOW
    Reechard [VF4-S]: NOW
    DeBo [VF4-S]: CAN HAS WAITS!?!??!
    Reechard [VF4-S]: we're making food so yes
    Reechard [VF4-S]: HURRY UP
    DeBo [VF4-S]: SHIIITT
    Reechard [VF4-S]: DOBBY
    Reechard [VF4-S]: DOBBY
    (in teamspeak): REECHARD I'M NOT A FUCKING HOUSE ELF!
     
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  2. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 41 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      i p[layed some LoL for the first time
    2. 41 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      o_O
    3. 40 minutes ago - [​IMG] VaultBot:
      Reechard has replied to Post Yourself! And Other People Too... You Know, If You Want.

    4. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Net no D:

    5. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      T.T

    6. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      wait does this mean Net has a mic again :O
    7. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      iceh
    8. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      that train of logic is like driving down the road
    9. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] theLumberJack:
      and then you turn the corner and your car is now diamonds

    10. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      life works like that for me all the time :D
     
  3. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

  4. VintagePC

    VintagePC GodModePC (Lead Developer) VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member DMC Tester Jailbreak Admin TF2L developer

    1. 18 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      Vintage, what was the message you sent to me about 5 days ago

    2. 12 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      wasn't a message, it was a gift :p

    3. 11 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      steam mobile access. just as annoying an inventory virus as DOTA2 :p

    4. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      Ah, okay. I was freaking out because I "accepted" something and then nothing happened.

    5. 9 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      lol

    6. 8 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      ITS YOUR CURSE NOW :p

    7. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      note to self

    8. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] CorruptDictator:
      never accept a friend list invite from vintage

    9. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Geoff:
      Don't have to, he'll just APPEAR there.

    10. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      its true.....

    11. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      I ignored his friends request for like a week and I woke up one night and he was standing there....

    12. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

    13. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      they don't call me godmodePC for nothing.

    14. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      it was kind of creepy

    15. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG]:
      VintagePC taps spago on the shoulder... "Got a problem with that?"

    16. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      not so much.. it was the spooning afterward that kind of disturbed me

    17. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] VintagePC:
      ... well, reechard wasn't responding to my gifts of PHP code... what was I to do?

    18. A moment ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      im buying you a body pillow for your birthday... poor reechard.
     
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  5. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    MAde my morning that much more funny... and creepy XD
     
  6. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 10 minutes ago - [​IMG] areben:
      MY NEW ISP MAKES ME HAPPY
    2. 10 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      areben dances with CD
    3. 7 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Net cuts in front of areben and dances with CD
    4. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Spago cuts Areben's new ISP line.
    5. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Net dances with Spago
    6. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] Blood Feast Island Man:
      *spoons with a bluray*
    7. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Spago does the funky chicken
    8. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Net:
      ?

    9. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh wonders wtf he walked into

    10. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh backs away slowly
    11. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Spago yanks iceh back into the bawks
    12. 3 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Spago does the funky chicken with Iceh

    13. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] :
      Iceh wonders how does one do the funky chicken O.O
    14. A moment ago - [​IMG] African Grey:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=n5AgzSLxpr0#t=44s
    15. A moment ago - [​IMG] areben:
      funky chicken is really web 2.0 term for sex.
    16. A moment ago - [​IMG] areben:
      fact.
    17. A moment ago - [​IMG] areben:
      google it.

    18. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      ;-;

    19. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      so raped?
     
  7. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    Insanity is talking to NIGHTWATCH in mumble the whole time thinking he was NIGHTSHDE XD.

    funny part is Nightwatch is on a team with Insanity XD
     
  8. LavaRed

    LavaRed Community Manager VF4-S (Server Operator) Forum Operator Minecraft Operator Global Moderator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    пшɢ| Inasc .VF4: I feel sad having to face Icehs team though.
    LavaRed [VF4-S]: lmao why?
    пшɢ| Inasc .VF4: Because I dont like beating friends ;D
     
  9. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    haha its all good I hate losing to friends ;)
     
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  10. lonesome killer

    lonesome killer Banhammered

    Me: This one time I was in a parking lot and this old lady came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy a sweater. I told her no. She said "Are you sure?" I said "yeah."
    BFIM: She wanted to buy you a turtleneck.
     
  11. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    Mumble is the best I love the funny stuff people say like this....
    January-21-13
    10:27 PM - LavaRed [VF4-S]: "This cheese keeps visiting me over and OVER again! Man, the cats won't even come in here!"

    Lava and cheese are like a Man and a Woman... they both have chemistry.
     
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  12. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    You cannot even comprehend the chemistry. I think corpses have less possible foul-smelling chemical reactions.

    Also GET OUT OF MY CHEESE. THAT IS MY CHEESE AND I WANT TO EAT IT.
     
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  13. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    January-21-13
    10:50 PM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: star light star bright will you be my pocket tonight? :3
    10:50 PM - Wild | Star Bright: wut
    10:52 PM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: star knight star bright will you be my pocket tonight? :3
     
  14. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    January-22-13
    2:58 PM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: the NWG want to lobby on our server they need arcon
    2:58 PM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: or at least I need it
    2:58 PM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: I will play in it as well
    2:58 PM - Reechard [VF4-S]: DON'T GIVE ME YOUR SHIT ICEH
    2:58 PM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: ?
    2:58 PM - Reechard [VF4-S]: I SWEAR TO CHRIST
    2:58 PM - Reechard [VF4-S]: I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE
    2:58 PM - Àd. Icéh [VF4-S]: 2:56 PM - пшɢ| Inasc .VF4: Do you know the competitive server rcon password?
    2:56 PM - пшɢ| Inasc .VF4: So we can make a lobby.
     
  15. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] lonesome killer:
      No srsly, women don't watch porn. They read erotic novels
     
  16. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. [​IMG]
    2. 6 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      Order a rack from hooters
    3. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      had a girl come in to work today, with the shirt she was wearing...
    4. 5 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      got a very nice view
    5. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      lol

    6. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      lol Spy

    7. 4 minutes ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      those are called dresses xD
    8. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      noooooooooo it wasn't a dress
    9. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      It was a very small.... revealing, low-cut shirt.
    10. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] English:
      hi errebody
    11. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Ragnorok:
      nice

    12. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Hi English scrim tomorrow \
    13. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      she was pretty damn good looking too, I guess she went to the school up the street from my work

    14. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      Spy it saddens me that girls do that... might as well not wear one at all in that case >.>
    15. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      took off her coat before she gave me her order, and I just
    16. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      [​IMG]

    17. A moment ago - [​IMG] Iceh:
      xD
     
  17. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      do it train
    2. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      he pay you
    3. A moment ago - [​IMG] spybait:
      tree fiddy
     
  18. Iceh

    Iceh Official VF4 Matchmaker

    1. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      still doing the usual thing you told me about?
    2. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] areben:
      what was that again?
    3. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] areben:
      begin a cunt?
    4. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] areben:
      being even
    5. 2 minutes ago - [​IMG] areben:
      ffs.
    6. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] areben:
      I love my sister btw
    7. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] areben:
      i only kid.
    8. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] areben:
      hahah.
    9. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] :
      areben sighs and leaves
    10. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      lol
    11. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      you said how she was always doing the wellbeing check
    12. 1 minute ago - [​IMG] Spago:
      "Eating enough? Sleeping Enough? blah blah?"
    13. A moment ago - [​IMG] areben:
      sometimes just to fuck with her i tell her about my bowel movements in terrible detail.
     
  19. tigar

    tigar Achievement Hunter

    LavaRed [VF4-S]: my life is never my own :p
    ๖ۣۜÐÆ ๖ۣۜTigar: go do what you wanna do :3
    LavaRed [VF4-S]: i want to sleep :p
    ๖ۣۜÐÆ ๖ۣۜTigar: then go and roll yourself up in wool and wait you said sleep not sheep >.< :p
     
  20. Reechard

    Reechard Server Admin VF4-S (Server Operator) Minecraft Operator Staff Member Minecraft Admin

    Reechard [VF4-S]: if I were to make blinis with smoked salmon on them
    Reechard [VF4-S]: what would be a good topper for that?
    Reechard [VF4-S]: what would you put on that?
    Gorge of the Jungle: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT LITERALLY
    Gorge of the Jungle: LITERALLY
    Gorge of the Jungle: SINCE I MET YOU
    Gorge of the Jungle: WHAT DO YOU LITERALLY! ACTUALLY! LITERALLY PUT INSIDE THAT BLINI!?
    Gorge of the Jungle: SERIOUSLY!?
    Gorge of the Jungle: CREME
    Gorge of the Jungle: MOTHER FUCKING
    Gorge of the Jungle: FRAICHE
     
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