Quotes Thread 2.0

So we need a quotes thread again. This would be the place

 

(Talking to Net)

Iceh: How was Halloween for yeah?

Net: I was working during most of it so pretty uneventful

Iceh: D:
Net No! You need a break from work if it does not let you give others candy so that Dentists make money D:

Net: haha

 

African Grey:
I told you! The skies have open up and the ponies will pour in, and all will be laid waste!

 

VoltageSpike: So, we've begun the downvote wars.
DeBo: So, we're like the imgur of gaming.

 

Me: I like the fog. It reminds me of how insignificant we are. I like things that remind of that.
Friend: So women?

 

Tachyon³ is Going Places: the way the posts are laid out literally gave me cancer

 

Lavared: I told you yesterday GJ that I wanted you to help me build
GJ: Oh well I'll help you lavabread, and we can be inbred together.

 

Blood Feast Island Man:
sometimes i like to cover my chest in bbq sauce and let squirrells lick it off

1. Iceh:
   sounds cold. How do you not freeze to death doing that?

Blood Feast Island Man:
Through years of practicing Tummo (inner fire meditation) to Celine Dion music. I've perfected the ability to keep warm

 

1. 4 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
   AG you live in St Louis. Take care of it the St Louis way. Put a brick through his window, if that doesn't work blow him up in his car so no one else fucks with you.
2. 
   3 minutes ago - Iceh:
   ...
3. 
   2 minutes ago - Iceh:
   Sounds like to much work not to mention against the law
4. 
   2 minutes ago - Iceh:
   *
5. 1 minute ago - theLumberJack:
   It's St Louis Iceh
6. 1 minute ago - Net:
   Yea I can see that shit being allowed in St. Louis.
7. 1 minute ago - theLumberJack:
   the unions own the law
8. 1 minute ago - Net:
   hey are batshit crazy donw there.
9. A moment ago - theLumberJack:
   I may or may not have familial ties to people who partake in 'batshit crazy' st louis things.
10. A moment ago - theLumberJack:
    I have no comment.
11. A moment ago - theLumberJack:
    I'm walking my dogs now good bye
12. A moment ago - Net:
    You just commented though..
13. A moment ago - Net:
    
14. A moment ago - theLumberJack:
    

 

1. 1 minute ago - Zirkus:
   bought some homemade jerky from a friend. its like licking hot lava. dear god
2. A moment ago - Reechard:
   you stay the fuck away from my wife.
3. A moment ago - Reechard:
   dammit zirkus

 

1:46 PM - Fyre!: Virgin Forever 4-Asses?
1:46 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: you got it
1:46 PM - Fyre!: nice
1:46 PM - Fyre!: Im a champion decrypter
1:47 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: you're a champion something
1:47 PM - Fyre!: fornicator
1:47 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: your Mom must be proud.
1:47 PM - Fyre!: dude
1:48 PM - Fyre!: she high 5s me each time
1:48 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: That's wrong on so many levels
1:48 PM - Fyre!: sometimes, she waits outside the door with cookies and milk
1:48 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: ...
1:48 PM - Fyre!: LOL

 

1. LavaRed:
   
2. 3 minutes ago - theLumberJack:
   you can wave my magic wand

 

1. 48 minutes ago - African Grey:
   who are some good people to fallow on twitter?
2. 41 minutes ago - Zirkus:
   nobody... because its twitter

 

Don Q. Reavis: IT'S MY BRITHDAY AND AN ADULT NOW WANT TO DO TAXES AND TALK ABOUT OUR BUSINESS MEETINGS OVER RED WINE AND BRAN MUFFINS?
Vintage CaptSpiffy: ...
Vintage CaptSpiffy: no
Vintage CaptSpiffy: why not just do a line of coke off of a hooker's ass, like a normal person?
Don Q. Reavis: OK WELL HIT ME UP LATER DO YOU HAVE MY BUSINESS CARD NO OK I GUESS I'LL FAX IT TO YOU
Don Q. Reavis: FAX
Don Q. Reavis: BUSINESS FAX
Don Q. Reavis is now Offline.

 

GJ: Sometimes you just have to bite the pillow and go in hard.
Lavared: If it's not already wet when you go in you're doing the foreplay wrong.
Me: But it doesn't get wet in your ass.
GJ: Diarrhea.

 

1. 1. 
      4 minutes ago - Iceh:
      why does it ask such personal questions like my postal code and my current adress o.o
   2. 
      3 minutes ago - Iceh:
      I am not giving it my such personal info xD
   3. 
      3 minutes ago - Iceh:
      

1. A moment ago - Spago:
   I never give those things my real shit.
2. A moment ago - Spago:
   hell, my MSN email thinks I'm 102 years old. keep getting damn AARP invites

 

1. 1 minute ago - CaptSpiffy:
   I fucking love Bioshock.
2. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
   "oh hey, here's this beautiful environment. oops, the lights are out."
3. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
   "one sec, that's not a prob- OH GOD SOMETHING'S CLAWING ITS WAY IN!"
4. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
   seriously, though, there's a TON of moments in that game.
5. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
   "oh, god, what's this little girl doing out here?"
6. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy:
   "OH, GOD! WHAT'S THIS LITTLE GIRL DOING OUT HERE?!"

 

1. 11 minutes ago - lonesome killer:
   Who's up for some The Ship?
2. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3. 8 minutes ago - Razer:
   Dammit... ship would be good if I wasn't at work.
4. 7 minutes ago - Razer:
   Instead, I'm stuck in minecraft, harvesting lava.
5. 7 minutes ago - LavaRed:
   I beg your pardon!
6. 6 minutes ago - Razer:
   beg all you want. I dont grant pardons.
7. 5 minutes ago - Razer:
   
8. 4 minutes ago - LavaRed:
   you'd like that wouldnt you? lol
9. 4 minutes ago - Razer:
   yup
10. 3 minutes ago - Funk:
    I harvest wheat.
11. 3 minutes ago - LavaRed:
    so much facepalm
12. 1 minute ago - :
    Razer laughs

 

1. 19 minutes ago - African Grey:
   today on a random IRC: Person one says: "Why would I do that"
2. 19 minutes ago - African Grey:
   person two says: "for science!"
3. 19 minutes ago - African Grey:
   "Person one: "Fuck science."
4. 18 minutes ago - Barbarossa_5:
   science is pretty sexy
5. 18 minutes ago - African Grey:
   anonymous user: "I'm an expert in fuck science. Wanna experiment with me?"
6. 17 minutes ago - African Grey:
   So then I came here instead.
7. 15 minutes ago - Barbarossa_5:
   you expect a higher level of conversation here?
8. 5 minutes ago - African Grey:
   no. just wanted a different one.

 

1. 5 minutes ago - Spazz:
   That's it.
2. 5 minutes ago - Spazz:
   I just got boo'd off of a dating website.
3. 5 minutes ago - Spazz:
   A *free* dating website.
4. 5 minutes ago - Spazz:
   Guess I'll give men a try.
5. 4 minutes ago - Spazz:
   Or maybe hermaphrodites.
6. 4 minutes ago - Spazz:
   Ease into it a bit.
7. 
   1 minute ago - Iceh:
   Spazz?
8. 
   A moment ago - Iceh:
   
9. A moment ago - Spazz:
   Yes?
10. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Wanna be my date to the senior prom?
11. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    why not go meet a girl outside?
12. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    haha
13. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Promise I'll go light on the roofies.
14. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    nope
15. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    I already got one
16. A moment ago - Spazz:
    OH I MET WOMEN OUTSIDE
17. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Problem was that they all were just that.
18. A moment ago - Spazz:
    Outside.
19. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    Fireh is my prom date
20. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    haha
21. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    ask LAva?
22. A moment ago - Spazz:
    You wound me with your cruel, cruel words.
23. 
    A moment ago - Iceh:
    
24. 1 minute ago - Spazz:
    No, honestly all the women I met liked me so much that I got friend zoned.
25. 1 minute ago - Spazz:
    It's literally been like 5 times in a row now.
26. 1 minute ago - Spazz:
    I'm at the point where I'm all "Fuck it, I'll get a dog and an expensive internet connection."