(Talking to Net) Iceh: How was Halloween for yeah? Net: I was working during most of it so pretty uneventful Iceh: D: Net No! You need a break from work if it does not let you give others candy so that Dentists make money D: Net: haha
African Grey: I told you! The skies have open up and the ponies will pour in, and all will be laid waste!
Me: I like the fog. It reminds me of how insignificant we are. I like things that remind of that. Friend: So women?
Lavared: I told you yesterday GJ that I wanted you to help me build GJ: Oh well I'll help you lavabread, and we can be inbred together.
Blood Feast Island Man: sometimes i like to cover my chest in bbq sauce and let squirrells lick it off Iceh: sounds cold. How do you not freeze to death doing that? Blood Feast Island Man: Through years of practicing Tummo (inner fire meditation) to Celine Dion music. I've perfected the ability to keep warm
4 minutes ago - theLumberJack: AG you live in St Louis. Take care of it the St Louis way. Put a brick through his window, if that doesn't work blow him up in his car so no one else fucks with you. 3 minutes ago - Iceh: ... 2 minutes ago - Iceh: Sounds like to much work not to mention against the law 2 minutes ago - Iceh: * 1 minute ago - theLumberJack: It's St Louis Iceh 1 minute ago - Net: Yea I can see that shit being allowed in St. Louis. 1 minute ago - theLumberJack: the unions own the law 1 minute ago - Net: hey are batshit crazy donw there. A moment ago - theLumberJack: I may or may not have familial ties to people who partake in 'batshit crazy' st louis things. A moment ago - theLumberJack: I have no comment. A moment ago - theLumberJack: I'm walking my dogs now good bye A moment ago - Net: You just commented though.. A moment ago - Net: A moment ago - theLumberJack:
1 minute ago - Zirkus: bought some homemade jerky from a friend. its like licking hot lava. dear god A moment ago - Reechard: you stay the fuck away from my wife. A moment ago - Reechard: dammit zirkus
1:46 PM - Fyre!: Virgin Forever 4-Asses? 1:46 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: you got it 1:46 PM - Fyre!: nice 1:46 PM - Fyre!: Im a champion decrypter 1:47 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: you're a champion something 1:47 PM - Fyre!: fornicator 1:47 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: your Mom must be proud. 1:47 PM - Fyre!: dude 1:48 PM - Fyre!: she high 5s me each time 1:48 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: That's wrong on so many levels 1:48 PM - Fyre!: sometimes, she waits outside the door with cookies and milk 1:48 PM - Sega° [VF4-A]: ... 1:48 PM - Fyre!: LOL
48 minutes ago - African Grey: who are some good people to fallow on twitter? 41 minutes ago - Zirkus: nobody... because its twitter
Don Q. Reavis: IT'S MY BRITHDAY AND AN ADULT NOW WANT TO DO TAXES AND TALK ABOUT OUR BUSINESS MEETINGS OVER RED WINE AND BRAN MUFFINS? Vintage CaptSpiffy: ... Vintage CaptSpiffy: no Vintage CaptSpiffy: why not just do a line of coke off of a hooker's ass, like a normal person? Don Q. Reavis: OK WELL HIT ME UP LATER DO YOU HAVE MY BUSINESS CARD NO OK I GUESS I'LL FAX IT TO YOU Don Q. Reavis: FAX Don Q. Reavis: BUSINESS FAX Don Q. Reavis is now Offline.
GJ: Sometimes you just have to bite the pillow and go in hard. Lavared: If it's not already wet when you go in you're doing the foreplay wrong. Me: But it doesn't get wet in your ass. GJ: Diarrhea.
4 minutes ago - Iceh: why does it ask such personal questions like my postal code and my current adress o.o 3 minutes ago - Iceh: I am not giving it my such personal info xD 3 minutes ago - Iceh: A moment ago - Spago: I never give those things my real shit. A moment ago - Spago: hell, my MSN email thinks I'm 102 years old. keep getting damn AARP invites
1 minute ago - CaptSpiffy: I fucking love Bioshock. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy: "oh hey, here's this beautiful environment. oops, the lights are out." A moment ago - CaptSpiffy: "one sec, that's not a prob- OH GOD SOMETHING'S CLAWING ITS WAY IN!" A moment ago - CaptSpiffy: seriously, though, there's a TON of moments in that game. A moment ago - CaptSpiffy: "oh, god, what's this little girl doing out here?" A moment ago - CaptSpiffy: "OH, GOD! WHAT'S THIS LITTLE GIRL DOING OUT HERE?!"
11 minutes ago - lonesome killer: Who's up for some The Ship? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8 minutes ago - Razer: Dammit... ship would be good if I wasn't at work. 7 minutes ago - Razer: Instead, I'm stuck in minecraft, harvesting lava. 7 minutes ago - LavaRed: I beg your pardon! 6 minutes ago - Razer: beg all you want. I dont grant pardons. 5 minutes ago - Razer: 4 minutes ago - LavaRed: you'd like that wouldnt you? lol 4 minutes ago - Razer: yup 3 minutes ago - Funk: I harvest wheat. 3 minutes ago - LavaRed: so much facepalm 1 minute ago - : Razer laughs
19 minutes ago - African Grey: today on a random IRC: Person one says: "Why would I do that" 19 minutes ago - African Grey: person two says: "for science!" 19 minutes ago - African Grey: "Person one: "Fuck science." 18 minutes ago - Barbarossa_5: science is pretty sexy 18 minutes ago - African Grey: anonymous user: "I'm an expert in fuck science. Wanna experiment with me?" 17 minutes ago - African Grey: So then I came here instead. 15 minutes ago - Barbarossa_5: you expect a higher level of conversation here? 5 minutes ago - African Grey: no. just wanted a different one.
5 minutes ago - Spazz: That's it. 5 minutes ago - Spazz: I just got boo'd off of a dating website. 5 minutes ago - Spazz: A *free* dating website. 5 minutes ago - Spazz: Guess I'll give men a try. 4 minutes ago - Spazz: Or maybe hermaphrodites. 4 minutes ago - Spazz: Ease into it a bit. 1 minute ago - Iceh: Spazz? A moment ago - Iceh: A moment ago - Spazz: Yes? A moment ago - Spazz: Wanna be my date to the senior prom? A moment ago - Iceh: why not go meet a girl outside? A moment ago - Iceh: haha A moment ago - Spazz: Promise I'll go light on the roofies. A moment ago - Iceh: nope A moment ago - Iceh: I already got one A moment ago - Spazz: OH I MET WOMEN OUTSIDE A moment ago - Spazz: Problem was that they all were just that. A moment ago - Spazz: Outside. A moment ago - Iceh: Fireh is my prom date A moment ago - Iceh: haha A moment ago - Iceh: ask LAva? A moment ago - Spazz: You wound me with your cruel, cruel words. A moment ago - Iceh: 1 minute ago - Spazz: No, honestly all the women I met liked me so much that I got friend zoned. 1 minute ago - Spazz: It's literally been like 5 times in a row now. 1 minute ago - Spazz: I'm at the point where I'm all "Fuck it, I'll get a dog and an expensive internet connection."